Blame Canada

Neverending · 04-18-2012, 05:59 PM

The time has come for me to have a thread to rant about Canada.

SUBJECT #1

VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

It's bad enough that Canada gave us Justin Bieber,
but now we get his female counterpart Carly Rae Jepsen
with the TOP 40 hit song, "Call Me Maybe."
Brave yourself for this piece of great poetry:

Hey, I just met you.
This is crazy.
But here's my number.
So call me maybe.

Doomsday · 04-18-2012, 06:03 PM

I have a feeling I'm going to regret listening to this....

Neverending · 04-18-2012, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Doomsday

I have a feeling I'm going to regret listening to this....

You know Canadian music sucks when THIS is their cross-over success.

Tolkien · 04-18-2012, 06:21 PM

I wonder if Canadians have message boards especially for discussing their hatred of Neverending and his crude threads?

Neverending · 04-18-2012, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Tolkien

I wonder if Canadians have message boards especially for discussing their hatred of Neverending and his crude threads?

PG Cooper · 04-18-2012, 06:51 PM

Just because she comes from Canada doesn't mean we're proud.

Henri Ducard · 04-18-2012, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by PG Cooper

Just because she comes from Canada doesn't mean we're proud.

She's cute, like a mini Zooey Deschanel.

Neverending · 04-18-2012, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by PG Cooper

Just because she comes from Canada doesn't mean we're proud.

I thought she was a teeny-booper but apparently she's in her mid-to-late `20s.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carly_Rae_Jepsen

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Carly Rae Jepsen (born November 20, 1985) is a Canadian recording artist and singer/songwriter from Mission, British Columbia. In 2007, she placed third in the fifth season of Canadian Idol, and was a part of the Canadian Idol Top 3 concert tour.

Shortly after competing on Idol, she signed to Fontana and MapleMusic, and released her debut album, Tug of War on September 30, 2008. Three years later, she released a new single, entitled "Call Me Maybe", which was released by 604 Records, and was followed by the release of her debut extended play, Curiosity on February 14, 2012. "Call Me Maybe" was met with much success, reaching the Top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 and reaching the number 1 spot on the Canadian Hot 100. Jepsen has signed with Interscope Records, who will help "bring her music to the rest of the world". "Call Me Maybe" is a top hit on YouTube with over 26 million views. The single also went to number 1 in Ireland and the United Kingdom, on April 8, 2012 and has currently been the UK Number 1 for two consecutive weeks.

Deexan · 04-18-2012, 07:45 PM

"Potatoes gonna potate."

I'm using that.

Neverending · 04-18-2012, 09:07 PM

Where's Alien? This thread isn't complete without him.

Ser Ty Of Ross · 04-19-2012, 12:52 PM

The Canadian Government has repeatedly apologized for the likes of Celine Dion and Bryan Adams.

bbf2 · 04-19-2012, 12:55 PM

How has this thread not mentioned Nickleback yet?

MasterChief117 · 04-19-2012, 12:58 PM

Canada gave me Ryan Reynolds. That's good enough to cancel out Bieber and all the other wannabes.

morpheus1987 · 04-19-2012, 01:37 PM

Before we go bashing Canada, keep in mind that they did give us Alan Thicke. That has to be good for something.

docstop · 04-19-2012, 03:30 PM

This is a hilarious thread. lol Hmmm I wonder if Canada and the world have any dirt to spill about the US????

Ramplate · 04-19-2012, 05:37 PM

Cananadanada

Neverending · 04-19-2012, 08:39 PM

VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

docstop · 04-20-2012, 08:41 AM

VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

Just saying...

Neverending · 04-20-2012, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by docstop

VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

Fixed.

Tolkien · 04-20-2012, 02:41 PM

It's not really a "Blame Canada" thread until you post something other than this girl you don't like, Neverending.

sshuttari · 04-20-2012, 07:39 PM

I got 2 reasons why not to hate Canada. 1 hockey 2

Tolkien · 04-21-2012, 12:18 AM

Hockey (more noteworthy, Red Wings) rules all!!!

Neverending · 04-21-2012, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Tolkien

It's not really a "Blame Canada" thread until you post something other than this girl you don't like, Neverending.

I'm still waiting for Alien to contribute to that discussion. Then I'll move on to something else.

Tolkien · 04-21-2012, 12:39 PM

Watched the video, the lyrics are a joke and more funny than anything. But to be honest, I can't rag on her for releasing a crappy song. If we're being fair, there was an American girl who released a little song entitled; "Friday" not to long ago that was pretty ****ing horrible as well. In fact, Rebecca Black's "Friday" tops the crap-list waaaay above Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" by far. I mean, at least Carly Rae has a voice, lol.

Neverending · 04-21-2012, 01:48 PM

Rebecca Black's Friday wasn't a song released by a legitimate record label. It was essentially a YouTube video that went rival. And the makers of the song are a shaddy company that specialized in recording pop songs for rich white girls.

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04-18-2012, 05:59 PM	#1
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,115	Blame Canada The time has come for me to have a thread to rant about Canada. SUBJECT #1 VIDEO-CLick to Watch!: It's bad enough that Canada gave us Justin Bieber, but now we get his female counterpart Carly Rae Jepsen with the TOP 40 hit song, "Call Me Maybe." Brave yourself for this piece of great poetry: Hey, I just met you. This is crazy. But here's my number. So call me maybe. __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

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Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,115	VIDEO-CLick to Watch!: __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

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Tolkien LOTR Junkie™ Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minas Tirith Posts: 15,031	It's not really a "Blame Canada" thread until you post something other than this girl you don't like, Neverending. __________________ “When you want something you've never had, you have to do something you've never done.” -- The Truth. My Facebook - My Twitter - My Blog

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04-21-2012, 12:39 PM	#24
Tolkien LOTR Junkie™ Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minas Tirith Posts: 15,031	Watched the video, the lyrics are a joke and more funny than anything. But to be honest, I can't rag on her for releasing a crappy song. If we're being fair, there was an American girl who released a little song entitled; "Friday" not to long ago that was pretty **ing horrible as well. In fact, Rebecca Black's "Friday" tops the crap-list waaaay above Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" by far. I mean, at least Carly Rae has a voice, lol. __________________ “When you want something you've never had, you have to do something you've never done.” -- The Truth. My Facebook - My Twitter - My Blog**

04-21-2012, 01:48 PM	#25
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,115	Rebecca Black's Friday wasn't a song released by a legitimate record label. It was essentially a YouTube video that went rival. And the makers of the song are a shaddy company that specialized in recording pop songs for rich white girls. __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread