Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 1

Neverending · 11-18-2011, 02:14 AM

After three movies of teasing the werewolf boy, Bella decides to marry Edward and then they go off for a romantic honeymoon where the young couple does the s-e-x. After a couple of weeks, Bella discovers that she is pregnant and the fetus starts growing at a rabid speed. To complicate matters, Bella may die once she gives birth.

I won't lie. The pregnancy drama was pretty cool. And when Bella goes into labor... that s--t was crazy. But everything else was pretty stupid. Especially the ending with werewolf boy and his new "girlfriend." So, I'm a little divided right now.

Oh, and MovieBuff801, Carter Burwell's score was pretty good.

**JBond** · 11-18-2011, 03:16 AM

I keep thinking the movies can't get worse, but I was wrong twice, so far. I'm sure I'll watch this eventually. My sister always makes me.

Daniel · 11-18-2011, 05:35 AM

I've seen all 3 with my sister as well. The first I thought was ok - they've gotten worse from there.

Fanible · 11-18-2011, 05:38 AM

Thankfully my sisters are all smart enough to know these are terrible.

Tolkien · 11-18-2011, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by JBond

I keep thinking the movies can't get worse, but I was wrong twice, so far. I'm sure I'll watch this eventually. My sister always makes me.

Your sister... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

**JBond** · 11-18-2011, 12:06 PM

Yeah, I was waiting for someone to say that.

But seriously, she has the worst taste in movies ever. I think I was adopted.

MasterChief117 · 11-18-2011, 12:58 PM

God, teenage girls will not SHUT UP about this movie...all around campus and on Facebook everyone keeps talking about this piece of trash movie. Good Lord.

Nick1988 · 11-18-2011, 01:32 PM

Can't believe grown man actually go see this....

Tolkien · 11-18-2011, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JBond

Yeah, I was waiting for someone to say that.

But seriously, she has the worst taste in movies ever. I think I was adopted.

To be fair, my brother loves comic book movies and actually thought that Green Lantern was awesome, so...

sshuttari · 11-18-2011, 01:46 PM

Are sure he didn't say Green Hornet... Cuz that movie was awesome!!

On a side note I hear Edward beats the **** out of Bella during sex. If it's true I might just have to see this... Or I could Youtube it...

Neverending · 11-18-2011, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by sshuttari

I hear Edward beats the **** out of Bella during sex.

Everything happens off-screen, this is PG-13 after all, but she wakes up with bruises and the bed is broken. That being said, they didn't hold back during Bella's labor. It's, by far, the bloodiest birth I've seen.

MovieBuff801 · 11-18-2011, 02:09 PM

I'm pretty sure if they kept in the sex scene, this would've been rated R.

sshuttari · 11-18-2011, 02:11 PM

What a waste...

Neverending · 11-18-2011, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by sshuttari

What a waste...

The birth scene will make up for any disappointment.

Tolkien · 11-18-2011, 08:49 PM

No... not watching it at all will make up for any disappointment.

Neverending · 11-19-2011, 02:50 PM

Opening day gross was $72 million.

Doomsday · 11-19-2011, 03:07 PM

I hate women so, so much.

Neverending · 11-19-2011, 03:37 PM

Is that why you slap them around?

MovieBuff801 · 11-19-2011, 04:47 PM

And the truth finally comes out.

DarthVader 2004 · 11-19-2011, 07:09 PM

I saw Happy Feet 2 instead and it was ok but has to be better then this.

Ewok Droppings · 11-19-2011, 07:40 PM

I'm going to pull a Lucas and buy this on DVD, then on Blu-Ray and then on Blu-ray 3D when it comes out and then the entire box set.

**JBond** · 11-19-2011, 08:43 PM

But then they'll make a Twilight prequel series. Where we see Edward hitting on the last high shchool student. (Before she's eaten by a werewolf/vampire)

Tolkien · 11-19-2011, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Neverending

Opening day gross was $72 million.

...just in case anyone here thought that the world was worth saving.

I give you proof... it's not.

Moviefan · 11-19-2011, 10:31 PM

would watch harry potter. im counting down the days the agvners or batman dark night rises. i know its somegirls like it. i saw one i didn't like it the effect werer ok. i like harry potter movies better . if you wont goodvampire series ireocmmed moon light it gotaction and love storysometme sicif show it. ihigly roemcmed it.

krushgroove19 · 11-19-2011, 10:54 PM

Best movie of the year!!!!! 11/10!!!!

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11-18-2011, 02:14 AM	#1
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,115	Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 1 After three movies of teasing the werewolf boy, Bella decides to marry Edward and then they go off for a romantic honeymoon where the young couple does the s-e-x. After a couple of weeks, Bella discovers that she is pregnant and the fetus starts growing at a rabid speed. To complicate matters, Bella may die once she gives birth. I won't lie. The pregnancy drama was pretty cool. And when Bella goes into labor... that s--t was crazy. But everything else was pretty stupid. Especially the ending with werewolf boy and his new "girlfriend." So, I'm a little divided right now. Oh, and MovieBuff801, Carter Burwell's score was pretty good. __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

11-18-2011, 03:16 AM	#2
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,498	I keep thinking the movies can't get worse, but I was wrong twice, so far. I'm sure I'll watch this eventually. My sister always makes me. __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

11-18-2011, 05:35 AM	#3
Daniel Flawed Design Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 2,605	I've seen all 3 with my sister as well. The first I thought was ok - they've gotten worse from there. __________________ Only fear can make you feel lonely out here

11-18-2011, 05:38 AM	#4
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11-18-2011, 12:06 PM	#6
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,498	Yeah, I was waiting for someone to say that. But seriously, she has the worst taste in movies ever. I think I was adopted. __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

11-18-2011, 12:58 PM	#7
MasterChief117 I believe in you Jim Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gotham City Posts: 13,344	God, teenage girls will not SHUT UP about this movie...all around campus and on Facebook everyone keeps talking about this piece of trash movie. Good Lord. __________________ "I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. I only know what I can do." "There's greatness in you. But there's not an ounce of humility. You think that you can't make mistakes, but there's gonna come a moment when you realize you're wrong about that. And you're gonna get yourself and everyone under your command killed."

11-18-2011, 01:32 PM	#8
Nick1988 Executive Producer Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,401	Can't believe grown man actually go see this....

11-18-2011, 02:09 PM	#12
MovieBuff801 Fringe Division Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Walter's Lab Posts: 10,884	I'm pretty sure if they kept in the sex scene, this would've been rated R. __________________ AFI Top 100 Movies (1998) Seen: 67 out of 100

11-18-2011, 08:49 PM	#15
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11-19-2011, 02:50 PM	#16
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,115	Opening day gross was $72 million. __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

11-19-2011, 03:37 PM	#18
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,115	Is that why you slap them around? __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

11-19-2011, 04:47 PM	#19
MovieBuff801 Fringe Division Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Walter's Lab Posts: 10,884	And the truth finally comes out. __________________ AFI Top 100 Movies (1998) Seen: 67 out of 100

11-19-2011, 07:09 PM	#20
DarthVader 2004 Executive Producer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Virginia Posts: 13,553	I saw Happy Feet 2 instead and it was ok but has to be better then this.

11-19-2011, 07:40 PM	#21
Ewok Droppings Executive Producer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Endor Forest Floor Posts: 14,440	I'm going to pull a Lucas and buy this on DVD, then on Blu-Ray and then on Blu-ray 3D when it comes out and then the entire box set. __________________ The flat Earth myth is one of the greatest errors in modern history.

11-19-2011, 08:43 PM	#22
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,498	But then they'll make a Twilight prequel series. Where we see Edward hitting on the last high shchool student. (Before she's eaten by a werewolf/vampire) __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

11-19-2011, 10:31 PM	#24
Moviefan Executive Producer Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: chattanoga.tn Posts: 1,837	would watch harry potter. im counting down the days the agvners or batman dark night rises. i know its somegirls like it. i saw one i didn't like it the effect werer ok. i like harry potter movies better . if you wont goodvampire series ireocmmed moon light it gotaction and love storysometme sicif show it. ihigly roemcmed it. __________________ Moviefan Last edited by Moviefan; 11-19-2011 at 10:38 PM.

11-19-2011, 10:54 PM	#25
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