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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
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The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
-Hubert H. Humphrey
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" |
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
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"You know I agree with many of the things that Rick Santorum says, but when I heard this I really just wanted to go kick him in the jimmy."
-Retired Air Force Col. Martha McSally concerning Santorum talking about woman in combat
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"This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety.
Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals–sounds that say, listen to this, it is important." - Gary Provost |
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
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"Al, any time you get a chance to pull out the little leprechaun, we like it"
--Natalie Morales on the Today Show.
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" |
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
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"I just think it's shocking how many of these young people wind up in prison and they get turned into hardcore criminals because they had a possession of a very small amount of a controlled substance. I really believe we should treat marijuana the way we treat beverage alcohol. If people can go into a liquor store and buy a bottle of alcohol and drink it at home legally, then why do we say that the use of this other substance is somehow criminal?"
-- Pat Robertson (one of the few things he's said that actually makes sense)
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" Last edited by Ramplate; 03-08-2012 at 08:41 PM. |
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Executive Producer
Join Date: Dec 2011
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
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"Quit distorting my words. If I see it, it's bull****."
- Rick Santorum
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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"What does a pope do?"
-Fidel Castro to Pope Benedict XVI
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
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Here we go again with the guns and targets from the Republicans
"There's a lot of things that haven't been hammered at because Rick and Mitt have been kind of going at each other.. Now that they've kind of trained their barrels on President Obama I'm afraid his, I hope his teleprompters are bulletproof." - Foster Friess major contributor to Santorum's campaign
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"I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
- Emo Philips |
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Nice.
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The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday |
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Executive Producer
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
- Douglas Adams |
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
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'He Can't Beat Obama … Not Going to Happen'
-Michelle Bachmann shortly after she dropped out of the primary race - now she's endorsing him
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
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"Oh, I can't imagine that. ... Would you pick me to be No. 2?"
- Newt Gingrich (I happen to know plenty of people who think he's Number 2)
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Integral
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The distinction between past, present and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
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A couple of days ago
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He's an idiot. The electoral system is broken. Very broken.
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The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday |
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
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"These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don't give a f**k about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We're making a big deal out of things we shouldn't be making a deal out of. They go on and on with all this bulls**t about "sanctity"—don't give me that sanctity crap! Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want."
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
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Cool Beans ^^
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
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"The President is supposed to be the leader of all the people - not just the ones he likes."
- Me
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Integral
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"Be kind to unkind people...they need it most."
- Unknown |
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It's from an interview he did with Leo DiC last year for GQ. Here's the link for anyone wanting to read the rest: http://www.gq.com/entertainment/movi...-story-article
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
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“This was not a partisan map, her assertions are baloney.”
-David Wasserman, political analyst in response to Michelle Bachmann who e-mailed this fund raiser note around Quote:
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