Fudge Packing

JokerNick · 08-13-2007, 02:45 PM

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...080302411.html

At 12:03 a.m. Wednesday, officers were called to the Maryland House Hotel on Church Circle to see about a woman who had come into the lobby and said she had been sexually assaulted.

Officers talked to the woman and decided that her claim was without foundation. But as they spoke with her, it became apparent that her pockets were so filled with fudge that some was spilling out.

Acting on a hunch, police sent an officer to Uncle Bob's, a couple of blocks from the hotel. Police discovered that the door was unlocked and that a large amount of fudge had been removed.

In the meantime, the woman at the hotel had used the restroom. An officer checked and found that an effort had been made to flush away fudge. The amount was so large that the toilet was clogged.

In a statement released yesterday, Annapolis police said Catherine Anne Delgado, 35, of Greenbelt was arrested and charged with burglary.

Lawinger said last night that a surveillance camera at his shop recorded a woman who appeared to be taking fudge.

She seemed to know what she wanted, he said.

"She really liked rocky road. . . . She kept going back to that rocky road," which is made of chocolate with mini-marshmallows and pecans, he said.

Knerys · 08-13-2007, 08:59 PM

Huh???

**JBond** · 08-13-2007, 09:01 PM

Exactly

Steve from Indy · 08-13-2007, 09:20 PM

My brain hurts.

**Frizzo the Clown** · 08-13-2007, 09:24 PM

I tried fudge packing in the bathroom of a hotel once.

Um...maybe thats a story for another time.

Dan's_Gurl · 08-13-2007, 11:03 PM

right then......

FilmJerk · 08-13-2007, 11:21 PM

i used to pack fudge for a while, didnt pay very well

Freelow · 08-14-2007, 12:44 PM

I didn't know you could get paid while hanging out at highway rest stops.

GreenvilleTexan · 08-16-2007, 09:17 PM

I tried packing fudge in my luggage on summer vacation ... it melted.

Fanible · 08-17-2007, 04:15 PM

I kept thinking it was going to come back around and explain what her fudge robbery had to do with her sexual assault report.... it never did.

I declare this thread - Poo

Ewok Droppings · 08-17-2007, 04:33 PM

I like hot fudge.

ZombieMan · 08-19-2007, 06:55 PM

Packing poo is cool if your packing a chick's poo...

Spirited Away · 08-20-2007, 07:12 PM

lol, in Britain, fudge packing means anal sex. It's obviously something completely different Stateside.

FranklinTard · 08-20-2007, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spirited Away

lol, in Britain, fudge packing means anal sex. It's obviously something completely different Stateside.

um seriously, it means the same thing, so i hope your face is red.

Knerys · 08-20-2007, 09:18 PM

Yeeeeeeeah...I think that kinda why he titled the thread that way...

Spirited Away · 08-20-2007, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranklinTard

um seriously, it means the same thing, so i hope your face is red.

Oh okay, sorry! Sometimes humour flies straight over my head, especially online lol.

08-13-2007, 02:45 PM	#1
JokerNick Executive Producer Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,008	Fudge Packing http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...080302411.html At 12:03 a.m. Wednesday, officers were called to the Maryland House Hotel on Church Circle to see about a woman who had come into the lobby and said she had been sexually assaulted. Officers talked to the woman and decided that her claim was without foundation. But as they spoke with her, it became apparent that her pockets were so filled with fudge that some was spilling out. Acting on a hunch, police sent an officer to Uncle Bob's, a couple of blocks from the hotel. Police discovered that the door was unlocked and that a large amount of fudge had been removed. In the meantime, the woman at the hotel had used the restroom. An officer checked and found that an effort had been made to flush away fudge. The amount was so large that the toilet was clogged. In a statement released yesterday, Annapolis police said Catherine Anne Delgado, 35, of Greenbelt was arrested and charged with burglary. Lawinger said last night that a surveillance camera at his shop recorded a woman who appeared to be taking fudge. She seemed to know what she wanted, he said. "She really liked rocky road. . . . She kept going back to that rocky road," which is made of chocolate with mini-marshmallows and pecans, he said.

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Spirited Away Executive Producer Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,359	lol, in Britain, fudge packing means anal sex. It's obviously something completely different Stateside.

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Knerys 1701 Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Qo'noS Posts: 32,066	Yeeeeeeeah...I think that kinda why he titled the thread that way... __________________ "I have been and always shall be your friend."