Paris Hilton looks better as an alien

pixel876 · 09-25-2006, 05:57 PM

Paris Hilton actually looks better as an alien

Paris is one of the few celebrities on the Alien Celebrities website that actually look better as aliens.
The website features alien actors, athlets and politicians, including George Bush, Mike Tyson, Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie.
Some are creepier than others the most disturbing being Alan Rickman's Alien who might give you some good nightmare material

But not Paris. She looks her best with the high green forehead and enormous blue eyes.

And Alien Schwarzenegger looks like Conan O'Brien

Ramplate · 09-25-2006, 07:35 PM

Paris Hilton IS an alien

Alien · 09-26-2006, 08:51 AM

I would agree/disagree but the page won't load for me, keeps timing out.

Where's my elephant? · 09-26-2006, 10:07 AM

Paris Hilton looks better with a bag over her head and wiped off this planet.

chillinvillin · 09-26-2006, 01:30 PM

^ agreed i dont see how people like her. she was born with the old persons face. now her sister is hott

B2Bella · 10-04-2006, 01:26 AM

I think both the Hiltons are beautiful and I think most guys are just jealous

Alien · 10-04-2006, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by B2Bella

I think both the Hiltons are beautiful and I think most guys are just jealous

Paris is too flat chested, I'm not after much I just want something that give the girl curves and makes her look like a girl. She also looks too much like every other Ned/Chav out there. She wears blue coloured contact lenses?

And I think I'd pass on Nicky Hilton too.

Also I take offence to you calling ugly girls aliens... Us aliens are nicer looking then you ugly apes!

bbf2 · 10-04-2006, 05:47 AM

Some people have way too much time on their hands.

"What'd you do this past week, Nick?"

"Oh, I made a bunch of celebrities look like aliens and put it on the internet."

"...."

"Yeah."

trekscribbler · 10-04-2006, 07:06 AM

She does look pretty sweet as an alien.

Where's my elephant? · 10-04-2006, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by B2Bella

I think both the Hiltons are beautiful and I think most guys are just jealous

Why would I be jealous if I'm a MALE? I fail to see your logic, "Spock." Besides, if there's anybody that I would be jealous of, it's Ryan Gosling because of who he's dating.

I would NEVER be jealous of Brandon Davis,Travis Barker, or whatever unlucky guy who's dating that flat chested,ugly (inside and out),racist,b****y,STD carrying, flamingo clone. I like those who don't have diva problems. Sue me.

morpheus1987 · 10-04-2006, 11:06 AM

^^^

Kitty · 10-04-2006, 04:18 PM

Even roadkill looks better than Paris.

Ewok Droppings · 10-04-2006, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Where's my elephant?

Why would I be jealous if I'm a MALE? I fail to see your logic, "Spock." Besides, if there's anybody that I would be jealous of, it's Ryan Gosling because of who he's dating.

I read that they are rumored to be engaged now. Lucky bastard!!

09-25-2006, 05:57 PM	#1
pixel876 Grip Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5	Paris Hilton looks better as an alien Paris Hilton actually looks better as an alien Paris is one of the few celebrities on the Alien Celebrities website that actually look better as aliens. The website features alien actors, athlets and politicians, including George Bush, Mike Tyson, Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie. Some are creepier than others the most disturbing being Alan Rickman's Alien who might give you some good nightmare material But not Paris. She looks her best with the high green forehead and enormous blue eyes. And Alien Schwarzenegger looks like Conan O'Brien Last edited by pixel876; 09-25-2006 at 06:15 PM.

09-25-2006, 07:35 PM	#2
Ramplate Muwahahaha!...Hamster. Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 25,663	Paris Hilton IS an alien __________________ "When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?"

09-26-2006, 08:51 AM	#3
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B2Bella Grip Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Surfing! Posts: 19	I think both the Hiltons are beautiful and I think most guys are just jealous

10-04-2006, 05:47 AM	#8
bbf2 IT'S A TRAP(ezoid)! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Yes Posts: 14,231	Some people have way too much time on their hands. "What'd you do this past week, Nick?" "Oh, I made a bunch of celebrities look like aliens and put it on the internet." "...." "Yeah."

10-04-2006, 07:06 AM	#9
trekscribbler Boom Operator Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 40	She does look pretty sweet as an alien.

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