Statham, Sobieski and Rhys-Meyers in a Uwe Boll Flick????

A Guy · 07-01-2005, 01:53 AM

Jason Statham and Leelee Sobieski are set to headline the cast of director Uwe Boll's $60 million adaptation of the sword-and-sorcery video game Dungeon Siege, which begins filming Sunday in Vancouver until mid-September.

Also starring are Ron Perlman (Hellboy) as Norick, Farmer's friend; Matthew Lillard ("Scooby-Doo" films) as Duke Fallow; Burt Reynolds (The Longest Yard) as King Konreid; and Kristanna Loken (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines) as Elora, an enchanted tree-like creature whose support proves critical to Farmer.

No Jason...you kick a$$....why a Uwe Boll film........

FVD · 07-01-2005, 02:19 AM

Uwe is at it again....

A Guy · 07-01-2005, 02:20 AM

Can't we shoot him or something?

Darth Twoface · 07-01-2005, 02:32 AM

I cant understand who the **** gives Uwe 60 million for making a movie,
This guy has to have some abilities to talk you into anything, same with the cast, Statham, Perlman Sobieski?

Cant they get anything better???

Mat · 07-01-2005, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Guy

and Kristanna Loken (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines) as Elora, an enchanted tree-like creature whose support proves critical to Farmer.

This sounds like it would be a real winner no matter who directs it.

André · 07-01-2005, 10:50 AM

^^

Anyway, Statham you jackass. What are you thinking?

sketcher · 07-01-2005, 11:02 AM

Mat

This sounds like it would be a real winner no matter who directs it.

Obviously, you have never seen any of Uwe Boll's movies. Go check out Alone In The Dark or House Of The Dead, then you'll see that this movie is doomed.

/noob to this board
//longtime visitor to the site however

Kable24 · 07-01-2005, 11:37 AM

How is it Boll can get all those decent actors and 60 million dollars for a movie? I'm betting he has a billionaire in his family who just gives him money to keep him happy.

FilmJerk · 07-01-2005, 12:41 PM

uwe boll performs daily sexual favors for all the actors

poeman · 07-01-2005, 01:48 PM

nooooooooo statham u are one of my fav wtf are u doing

Mat · 07-01-2005, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sketcher

Obviously, you have never seen any of Uwe Boll's movies. Go check out Alone In The Dark or House Of The Dead, then you'll see that this movie is doomed.

Obviously, I haven't. Obviously, I won't.

sketcher · 07-01-2005, 02:03 PM

Obviously

go to Uwe Bolls Fan Website and see what his fans have to say!!!

kel thuzad · 07-01-2005, 02:51 PM

I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS!!!!!

HOW the HELL is this possible?!?!?!

Beware people...this is one fine demonstration of what money can do with your mind...all the way from actors to producers.

insaneMoViEgoer · 07-01-2005, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sketcher

Obviously

go to Uwe Bolls Fan Website and see what his fans have to say!!!

go to his real fan site http://www.bollfans.com/us/index.htm
if you can understand german then go in the forums. it's a riot.

vision_afar · 07-01-2005, 03:39 PM

Haha the people on that forum are insane. Some people's kids...

hei1spawn1 · 07-01-2005, 04:17 PM

you are ****ting me.....60 mil.? what the ****...I....I just....cant understand the logic....not only di the films suck but theyre not even Bruckheimer films that MAKE MONEY....I....I......

sketcher · 07-01-2005, 04:44 PM

A so called Romero Fan wrote:

I most definately liked Alone In The Dark, well done Dr Uwe Boll sir!. House Of The Dead was ok, but not as good as AITD is.

I look forward to Far Cry, Bloodrayne, and what ever else it is you decide to do in the future.
Congratulations on making a decent video game to movie adaption with AITD, nice one! großes Grinsen.

Keep it up!.

There are too many idiots in this world.

/tried to post a nasty comment on his signature page but failed

Warren · 07-01-2005, 04:58 PM

Remember the legions of terrible Ed Wood-esque films in the 50s and 60s?

I believe we are entering another era of this thanks to Uwe Boll.

neo11 · 07-01-2005, 05:37 PM

No.This cant be true. I mean Perlman, Statham, Rhys-Meyers are some of my favorite actors. Uwe Boll is in Ed Wood territory. He must be shot.

hei1spawn1 · 07-01-2005, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warren

Remember the legions of terrible Ed Wood-esque films in the 50s and 60s?

I believe we are entering another era of this thanks to Uwe Boll.

I agree but the huge difference is 60 million dollars. The satkes are a lot higher than back in those days.

insaneMoViEgoer · 07-01-2005, 06:04 PM

and 60mil could actually be put to good use and charity instead of an Uwe Boll film.

Fanible · 07-01-2005, 10:32 PM

Actors seriously need to do their homework before signing onto a film.

GDAWG · 07-01-2005, 10:51 PM

I bet that the TOTAL GROSS of all of Uwe Boll's films do not even equal the total gross profit of Pulp Fiction.

FVD · 07-02-2005, 12:07 AM

The Actors better hope they're getting paid well for this.

cerealkiller182 · 07-02-2005, 10:14 AM

i like a lot of those actors (statham and perlman especially) bgut uwe boll sucks the big one. who the hell keeps giving him projects? As much as i am against blacklisting i think we must to stop Boll: Paul WS Anderson and Stephen Somers.

07-01-2005, 01:53 AM	#1
A Guy Ex-Lurker Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here, USA Posts: 639	Statham, Sobieski and Rhys-Meyers in a Uwe Boll Flick???? Jason Statham and Leelee Sobieski are set to headline the cast of director Uwe Boll's $60 million adaptation of the sword-and-sorcery video game Dungeon Siege, which begins filming Sunday in Vancouver until mid-September. Also starring are Ron Perlman (Hellboy) as Norick, Farmer's friend; Matthew Lillard ("Scooby-Doo" films) as Duke Fallow; Burt Reynolds (The Longest Yard) as King Konreid; and Kristanna Loken (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines) as Elora, an enchanted tree-like creature whose support proves critical to Farmer. No Jason...you kick a$$....why a Uwe Boll film........ __________________ "I have fullfilled a lot of people's predictions about me. I've become a real scumbag!" - Danny Vermin

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André Boxed Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Earth...Frak Earth Posts: 13,589	^^ Anyway, Statham you jackass. What are you thinking? __________________ "I like to think of us a smart-ass teenager country who likes to steal dad's car and make trouble because we think we're invincible. Geez, USA. Get a job" - JBond

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Kable24 RockyCat RULES You! Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 2,150	How is it Boll can get all those decent actors and 60 million dollars for a movie? I'm betting he has a billionaire in his family who just gives him money to keep him happy. __________________ If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say, "Poor Toby." I say, "Poor us."

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Darth Twoface Boom Operator Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 113	I cant understand who the **** gives Uwe 60 million for making a movie, This guy has to have some abilities to talk you into anything, same with the cast, Statham, Perlman Sobieski? Cant they get anything better???

07-01-2005, 11:02 AM	#7
sketcher New User - Level 0 Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 7	Mat This sounds like it would be a real winner no matter who directs it. Obviously, you have never seen any of Uwe Boll's movies. Go check out Alone In The Dark or House Of The Dead, then you'll see that this movie is doomed. /noob to this board //longtime visitor to the site however

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sketcher New User - Level 0 Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 7	A so called Romero Fan wrote: I most definately liked Alone In The Dark, well done Dr Uwe Boll sir!. House Of The Dead was ok, but not as good as AITD is. I look forward to Far Cry, Bloodrayne, and what ever else it is you decide to do in the future. Congratulations on making a decent video game to movie adaption with AITD, nice one! großes Grinsen. Keep it up!. There are too many idiots in this world. /tried to post a nasty comment on his signature page but failed

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Warren **** **** Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 10,324	Remember the legions of terrible Ed Wood-esque films in the 50s and 60s? I believe we are entering another era of this thanks to Uwe Boll.

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neo11 Boom Operator Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 139	No.This cant be true. I mean Perlman, Statham, Rhys-Meyers are some of my favorite actors. Uwe Boll is in Ed Wood territory. He must be shot.

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insaneMoViEgoer Still alive Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Somewhere.... Posts: 6,673	and 60mil could actually be put to good use and charity instead of an Uwe Boll film.

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GDAWG Executive Producer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 357	I bet that the TOTAL GROSS of all of Uwe Boll's films do not even equal the total gross profit of Pulp Fiction.

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FVD The Pineapple Thief Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 10,568	The Actors better hope they're getting paid well for this. __________________ *“I'm an Alien, I'm a Legal Alien, I'm a New Zealander in Perth....”* I do not want what is not mine.... I only need what comes from within....

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cerealkiller182 Git-R-Done Join Date: May 2004 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 2,364	i like a lot of those actors (statham and perlman especially) bgut uwe boll sucks the big one. who the hell keeps giving him projects? As much as i am against blacklisting i think we must to stop Boll: Paul WS Anderson and Stephen Somers.