Best Caption - Page 943

**Frizzo the Clown** · 07-09-2012, 11:55 AM

McDonald's: At least we're still better than MRE's.

Knerys · 07-09-2012, 01:19 PM

The war on Obesity just got real.

**JBond** · 07-09-2012, 02:11 PM

Brock Landers · 07-09-2012, 07:06 PM

This is a picture from the early days of the War on Terror, circa 2002, when President George W. Bush pledged to use the full might of the U.S. military to do away with "evil-doers" and "Terry, that dick who works at McDonald's and never puts the right toy in the President's Happy Meal."

**JBond** · 07-09-2012, 07:39 PM

A callback to when Best Caption was easy because Bush was president. I like it.

Brock Landers · 07-09-2012, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBond

A callback to when Best Caption was easy because Bush was president. I like it.

I don't know why, but making a Bush joke just felt right. It was either that or a Chris Christie joke.

**JBond** · 07-09-2012, 08:21 PM

I watch a lot of Conan. Chris Christie jokes are getting old.

Brock Landers · 07-09-2012, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBond

I watch a lot of Conan. Chris Christie jokes are getting old.

True, but I really like the idea of Chris Christie being so protective of his food that he sends a fully-equipped Humvee to pick it up. I'm imagining a Marine running with a vat of fries and yelling "GO! GO! GO! FRIES ARE SECURE!"

**JBond** · 07-09-2012, 08:36 PM

That is a good joke, though.

Ramplate · 07-09-2012, 08:44 PM

i thought of another one too lol

Nilade · 07-10-2012, 12:01 AM

I was going to do one, but I'm just going to vote for Brock.

Deexan · 07-10-2012, 06:52 AM

I'm also going with Brock's late entry.

Honourable mention to Knerys.

Ramplate · 07-10-2012, 07:02 AM

Yeah Brock

My other caption was something like - "Ok, that'll be 870.84 Afghani, while you are waiting for your order please pull ahead to the sign marked I.E.D."

Yeah they can't all be gems

Ewok Droppings · 07-10-2012, 11:58 AM

Ramp

**JBond** · 07-10-2012, 02:54 PM

Knerys

Brock Landers · 07-10-2012, 03:43 PM

Knerys

**JBond** · 07-10-2012, 04:38 PM

I think you can take it, Brock.

Brock Landers · 07-10-2012, 07:08 PM

I have no idea if this one has been done before, but here's a recent classic:

**JBond** · 07-10-2012, 10:40 PM

"Oooo... Its the Big One... You hear that Elizabeth... I'm comin' to you, I'm comin' home to Georgia!"

Nilade · 07-11-2012, 03:50 AM

The world watched in horror as the Presidential bath salts began to take effect...

Ewok Droppings · 07-11-2012, 06:20 AM

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number - so call me maybe"

Deexan · 07-11-2012, 06:58 AM

The POTUS's first official, State-funded LSD trip was a resounding success.

Brock Landers · 07-12-2012, 07:34 PM

Shall we vote now?

It was tough, but I'm going with Deexan -- Nilade at a close 2nd.

**JBond** · 07-12-2012, 08:35 PM

Nilade

Ramplate · 07-12-2012, 09:14 PM

Deexan

07-09-2012, 01:19 PM	#23552
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07-09-2012, 02:11 PM	#23553
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,510	__________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

07-09-2012, 07:06 PM	#23554
Brock Landers Ninja + Poet Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Oregon Posts: 27,017	This is a picture from the early days of the War on Terror, circa 2002, when President George W. Bush pledged to use the full might of the U.S. military to do away with "evil-doers" and "Terry, that dick who works at McDonald's and never puts the right toy in the President's Happy Meal." __________________ YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH. YOU'VE GOT THE POWER. This will explain everything. Last edited by Brock Landers; 07-09-2012 at 07:10 PM.

07-09-2012, 07:39 PM	#23555
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,510	A callback to when Best Caption was easy because Bush was president. I like it. __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

07-09-2012, 08:21 PM	#23557
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,510	I watch a lot of Conan. Chris Christie jokes are getting old. __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

07-09-2012, 11:55 AM	#23551
Frizzo the Clown Executive Producer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a pool of my own filth Posts: 36,861	McDonald's: At least we're still better than MRE's.

07-09-2012, 08:36 PM	#23559
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,510	That is a good joke, though. __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

07-09-2012, 08:44 PM	#23560
Ramplate Muwahahaha!...Hamster. Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 25,668	i thought of another one too lol __________________ "When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?"

07-10-2012, 12:01 AM	#23561
Nilade In glorious Technicolor Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: West Hollywood Posts: 3,952	I was going to do one, but I'm just going to vote for Brock. __________________ Dattebayo!!!

07-10-2012, 06:52 AM	#23562
Deexan Integral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 10,335	I'm also going with Brock's late entry. Honourable mention to Knerys. __________________ What's the law but a leash? SoundCloud Twitter

07-10-2012, 07:02 AM	#23563
Ramplate Muwahahaha!...Hamster. Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 25,668	Yeah Brock My other caption was something like - "Ok, that'll be 870.84 Afghani, while you are waiting for your order please pull ahead to the sign marked I.E.D." Yeah they can't all be gems __________________ "When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" Last edited by Ramplate; 07-10-2012 at 07:09 AM.

07-10-2012, 11:58 AM	#23564
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07-10-2012, 02:54 PM	#23565
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,510	Knerys __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

07-10-2012, 03:43 PM	#23566
Brock Landers Ninja + Poet Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Oregon Posts: 27,017	Knerys __________________ YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH. YOU'VE GOT THE POWER. This will explain everything.

07-10-2012, 04:38 PM	#23567
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,510	I think you can take it, Brock. __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

07-10-2012, 07:08 PM	#23568
Brock Landers Ninja + Poet Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Oregon Posts: 27,017	I have no idea if this one has been done before, but here's a recent classic: __________________ YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH. YOU'VE GOT THE POWER. This will explain everything.

07-10-2012, 10:40 PM	#23569
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,510	"Oooo... Its the Big One... You hear that Elizabeth... I'm comin' to you, I'm comin' home to Georgia!" __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

07-11-2012, 03:50 AM	#23570
Nilade In glorious Technicolor Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: West Hollywood Posts: 3,952	The world watched in horror as the Presidential bath salts began to take effect... __________________ Dattebayo!!! Last edited by Nilade; 07-11-2012 at 04:09 AM.

07-11-2012, 06:20 AM	#23571
Ewok Droppings Executive Producer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Endor Forest Floor Posts: 14,444	"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number - so call me maybe" __________________ The flat Earth myth is one of the greatest errors in modern history.

07-11-2012, 06:58 AM	#23572
Deexan Integral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 10,335	The POTUS's first official, State-funded LSD trip was a resounding success. __________________ What's the law but a leash? SoundCloud Twitter

07-12-2012, 07:34 PM	#23573
Brock Landers Ninja + Poet Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Oregon Posts: 27,017	Shall we vote now? It was tough, but I'm going with Deexan -- Nilade at a close 2nd. __________________ YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH. YOU'VE GOT THE POWER. This will explain everything.

07-12-2012, 08:35 PM	#23574
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,510	Nilade __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

07-12-2012, 09:14 PM	#23575
Ramplate Muwahahaha!...Hamster. Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 25,668	Deexan __________________ "When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?"