Favourite line from a Quentin Tarantino movie.

What's your favourite quote/line from any Tarantino movie?

mine would have to be, PF,

JULES
What'd they call a Big Mac?

VINCENT
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

JULES
Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?

VINCENT
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.

The way John Travolta says it awsome. i like it because i also f**king hate burger king.

[freakyplatypus]

I'm a mushroom cloud laying mutha*****a, mutha*****a!

[Partyman343]

Ohhhh . . . ohhh man I shot Marvin

[Rogue Program]

"AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every last motherf***** in the room...accept no substitutes."

Sam Jackson - Jackie Brown

[droidguy1119]

I dunno...basically Jackson's whole spiel in the room with Brett...

"What ain't no country I ever heard of! Do they speak English in What?"
"What?"
"English, mothaf---er, do you speak it?"
"What?!"
"Say what again! Say what again! I dare you, I double-dare you, motherf---er, say what one more goddamn time!"

[Halofan1]

The entire "What?" scene from Pulp Fiction.

[freakyplatypus]

I also love:
"dick dick dick dick dick"
"how many ***** was that?"
"alot"

from RD

[angelusrp]

Lance- Well, you're giving her an
injection of adrenalin straight to
her heart. But she's got a breast
plate in front of her heart, so you
gotta pierce through that. So what
you gotta do is bring the needle
down in a stabbing motion.

Lance demonstrates a stabbing motion

VINCENT-
I gotta stab her 3 times?

[Tara]

For some reason, the peice of dialogue that stands out for me is in Pulp Fiction. Uma Thurman's "Ketch up" joke. Fot some reason, the amount of emotion that that scene holds (the way it is delivered and all) is awesome.

I am sure there are others, but i cant remember them.

[mentiroso]

I can tell you with no ego that this is my finest blade. If, on your journey, you should encounter God... God will be cut.

[Movie mogul]

Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead ****** storage"?

Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** storage"?

Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead ******s ain't my ****in' business!

[Budd/Sidewinder]

Why am i Mr pink??

cuz ur a ******t.....lol.

i love that line so much

[Warren]

The whole Ezekiel 25:17 thing.

[oliver_jones_37]

When Vincent is finished drying his hands, the towel is stained with red.

JULES
What the **** did you just do to his towel?

VINCENT
I was just dryin' my hands.

JULES
You're supposed to wash 'em first.

VINCENT
You watched me wash 'em.

JULES
I watched you get 'em wet.

VINCENT
I washed 'em. Blood's real hard to get off. Maybe if he had some
Lava, I coulda done a better job.

JULES
I used the same soap you did and when I dried my hands, the towel didn't look like a ****in' Maxie pad. Look, **** it, alright. Who cares? But it's **** like this that's gonna bring this situation
to a boil. If he were to come in here and see that towel like that...I'm tellin' you Vincent, you best be cool. 'Cause if I gotta get in to it with Jimmie on account of you....Look, I ain't threatenin'
you, I respect you an' all, just don't put me in that position.

JULES
Jules, you ask me nice like that, no problem. He's your friend, you
handle him.

[FrankTheBunny]

Marsellus from Pulp Fiction:

I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that mother******. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n*****waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his a**.

[Dracula]

The top Ten
10.Pulp Fiction
VINCENT
Thanks a bunch.
(to Jules, who's
nursing his coffee)
Want a sausage?
JULES
Naw, I don't eat pork.
VINCENT
Are you Jewish?
JULES
I ain't Jewish man, I just don't
dig on swine.
VINCENT
Why not?
JULES
They're filthy animals. I don't
eat filthy animals.
VINCENT
Sausages taste good. Pork chops
taste good.
JULES
A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin
pie. I'll never know 'cause even
if it did, I wouldn't eat the
filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep
and root in ****. That's a filthy
animal. I don't wanna eat nothin'
that ain't got enough sense to
disregard its own feces.
VINCENT
How about dogs? Dogs eat their own
feces.
JULES
I don't eat dog either.
VINCENT
Yes, but do you consider a dog to
be a filthy animal?
JULES
I wouldn't go so far as to call a
dog filthy, but they're definitely
dirty. But a dog's got
personality. And personality goes
a long way.
VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig had
a better personality, he's cease to
be a filthy animal?
JULES
We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one
mother****in' charmin' pig. It'd
have to be the Cary Grant of pigs.


9.Pulp Fiction
Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead ****** storage"?

Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** storage"?

Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead ******s ain't my ****in' business!

8. Pulp Fiction
LANCE
It's ready, I'll tell you what to
do.
VINCENT
You're gonna give her the shot.
LANCE
No, you're gonna give her the shot.
VINCENT
I've never does this before.
LANCE
I've never does this before either,
and I ain't starting now. You
brought 'er here, that means you
give her the shot. The day I bring
an O.D.ing ***** to your place,
then I gotta give her the shot.

7. Resivior Dogs
MR. PINK
Why am I Mr. Pink?
JOE
Cause you're a ******.
Everybody laughs.
MR. PINK
Why can't we pick out our own
colors?
JOE
I tried that once, it don't work.
You get four guys fighting over
who's gonna be Mr. Black. Since
nobody knows anybody else, nobody
wants to back down. So forget it,
I pick. Be thankful you're not
Mr. Yellow.
MR. BROWN
Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That's too
close to Mr. ****.
Everybody laughs.
MR. PINK
Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr.
Pussy. Tell you what, let me be
Mr. Purple. That sounds good to
me, I'm Mr. Purple.
JOE
You're not Mr. Purple, somebody
from another job's Mr. Purple.
You're Mr. Pink.
MR. WHITE
Who cares what your name is? Who
cares if you're Mr. Pink, Mr.
Purple, Mr. Pussy, Mr. Piss...
MR. PINK
Oh that's really easy for you to
say, you're Mr. White. You gotta
cool-sounding name. So tell me,
Mr. White, if you think "Mr. Pink"
is no big deal, you wanna trade?

6.Kill Bill
Bills final line

5.Pulp Fiction
But you know what the funniest thing about
Europe is?
JULES
What?
VINCENT
It's the little differences. A
lotta the same **** we got here,
they got there, but there they're a
little different.
JULES
Examples?
VINCENT
Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy
beer in a movie theatre. And I
don't mean in a paper cup either.
They give you a glass of beer, like
in a bar. In Paris, you can buy
beer at MacDonald's. Also, you
know what they call a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
JULES
They don't call it a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese?
VINCENT
No, they got the metric system
there, they wouldn't know what the
**** a Quarter Pounder is.
JULES
What'd they call it?
VINCENT
Royale with Cheese.
JULES
(repeating)
Royale with Cheese. What'd they
call a Big Mac?
VINCENT
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call
it Le Big Mac.
JULES
What do they call a Whopper?
VINCENT
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger
King. But you know what they put
on french fries in Holland instead
of ketchup?
JULES
What?
VINCENT
Mayonnaise.
JULES
Goddamn!
VINCENT
I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean
a little bit on the side of the
plate, they ****in' drown 'em in
it.
JULES
Uuccch!

4. Pulp Fiction
Hello, little man. Boy I sure
heard a bunch about you. See, I
was a good friend of your Daddy's.
We were in that Hanoi pit of hell
over five years together.
Hopefully, you'll never have to
experience this yourself, but when
two men are in a situation like me
and your Daddy were, for as long as
we were, you take on certain
responsibilities of the other. If
it had been me who had not made it,
Major Coolidge would be talkin'
right now to my son Jim. But the
way it worked out is I'm talkin' to
you, Butch. I got somethin' for
ya.
This watch I got here was first
purchased by your great-granddaddy.
It was bought during the First
World War in a little general store
in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was
bought by private Doughboy Ernie
Coolidge the day he set sail for
Paris. It was your great-
granddaddy's war watch, made by the
first company to ever make wrist
watches. You see, up until then,
people just carried pocket watches.
Your great-granddaddy wore that
watch every day he was in the war.
Then when he had done his duty, he
went home to your great-
grandmother, took the watch off his
wrist and put it in an ol' coffee
can. And in that can it stayed
'til your grandfather Dane Coolidge
was called upon by his country to
go overseas and fight the Germans
once again. This time they called
it World War Two.
Your great-granddaddy gave it to
your granddad for good luck.
Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't
as good as his old man's. Your
granddad was a Marine and he was
killed with all the other Marines
at the battle of Wake Island. Your
granddad was facing death and he
knew it. None of those boys had
any illusions about ever leavin'
that island alive. So three days
before the Japanese took the
island, your 22-year old
grandfather asked a gunner on an
Air Force transport named Winocki,
a man he had never met before in
his life, to deliver to his infant
son, who he had never seen in the
flesh, his gold watch. Three days
later, your grandfather was dead.
But Winocki kept his word. After
the war was over, he paid a visit
to your grandmother, delivering to
your infant father, his Dad's gold
watch. This watch. This watch was
on your Daddy's wrist when he was
shot down over Hanoi. He was
captured and put in a Vietnamese
prison camp. Now he knew if the
gooks ever saw the watch it's be
confiscated. The way your Daddy
looked at it, that watch was your
birthright. And he'd be damned if
and slopeheads were gonna put their
greasy yella hands on his boy's
birthright. So he hid it in the
one place he knew he could hide
somethin'. His ass. Five long
years, he wore this watch up his
ass. Then when he died of
disentary, he gave me the watch. I
hid with uncomfortable hunk of
metal up my ass for two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent
home to my family. And now, little
man, I give the watch to you.

3. Kill Bill
"Did you really think it would be that easy"
"For a minute there, Yeah I did"
"Silly Rabbit Tricks"
"Are For"
"Kids"

2. Jackie Brown
"AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every last motherf***** in the room...accept no substitutes."

1. Pulp Fiction
"What country you from!"
"What?"
"What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"
"What?"
"English-mother****er-can-you-speak-it?"
"Yes."
"Then you understand what I'm sayin'?"
"Yes."
"Now describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!"
"What?"
"Say "What" again! C'mon, say"What" again! I dare ya, I doubledare ya mother****er, say "What" one more goddamn time!"
"Now describe to me what Marsellus Wallace looks like"
"Well he's ...he's...black --"
"-- go on!"
"...and he's...he's...tall --"
"-- does he look like a *****?!"
"What?"
"Does-he-look-like-a-*****?!"
"No"
"Then why did you try to **** 'im like a *****?!"
"I didn't."
"Yes ya did Brett. Ya tried ta **** 'im. You ever read the Bible,
Brett?"
"Yes"
"There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."

[obsessedwithsnl]

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

i don't know the exact words but something like"

"there's are guy, he must have rocks the size of gibarltar in his head to go undercover....i'll take one of those bear claws"

[freakyplatypus]

What's that last one from?

[obsessedwithsnl]

reservoir dogs...a cop says it
i just thought it was really funny

[freakyplatypus]

In the bathroom? I don't remember that part

[Tasty Humans]

Honeybunny: Any of you ****ing pricks move, and I'll execute every mother****ing last one of you!

[sphericthor]

Classic from Pulp Fiction

Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd

[Dracula]

There are to many from PF to choose from, seriously, that movie would be entertaining to a blind person

[CoanBread751]

PF
THE WOLF: What do they look like Jimmie?
JIMMIE: They look like a couple of dorks :chucklles:
JULES: There your cloths muther ****er.

PF
JULES: Now look givin the ***** a foot massage and stickin ya tounge in the holiest of all holes aint the same ****in thing. It aint even the same ****in ball park, or league, it aint even the same godamn sport.

PF
JULES: But whatever it still dont give Marcellus the right to throw a n****a off a 4 story mutha ****in balcony through a glass mutha ****in house, ****in up the way the n***a talk. Mutha ****a do that **** to me he better hope he paralises my ass.

JB
BOMONT: You be catchin N****s off guard with this ****.

JB
ORDELL: And Bomont from Kentucky and I think they a little prejudice on brothers from down south.

FDTD:
CLOONEY: I might be a bastard, but im not a ****ing bastard.

PF
MARCELLUS: Its cool Jules, Im on the Mutha ****a, Go back in there and chill them n****s out and wait for the Wolf who should be arriving shortly.
JULES: O **** n***a you sendin the wolf? Thats all you had to say.

PF:
WOLF: So pretty please with sugar on top clean the ****in car.

PF
Wolf: Now i drive real ****in fast so keep up, and if i get my car back any differently than i left it, Monster Joe is gonna be disposing of two bodies.

PF
JULES: No you aint gonna do a goddamn mutha ****in thing, VINCE SHUT THE **** UP!

PF
JULES: But im tryin Ringo, Im tryin real hard to be the Shepard.

Thats all i can think of for right now

[obsessedwithsnl]

Originally posted by freakyplatypus
In the bathroom? I don't remember that part

it's when mr.orange leaves his apartment and goes into the car with mr.white, mr. pink, and eddie