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Do I sense a new Golden Stake category for next year...?
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I wouldn't count Django. Kerry Washington's nipples were visible for like a second. Titanic had more nudity and that was PG-13.
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"Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread |
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"I saw your Boobs" was genius. Anyone getting mad at it completely missed the satire and probably has a terrible sense of humor anyway.
Overall I thought he was pretty good AND he knew how to cover when a joke fell flat. I mean, come on people! We spend the whole night fawning over the gross opulence of the other side. Lighten up.
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I agree the haters didn't get it, even though it was super obvious.
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"Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread |
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For the past 4 years, the MTV Movie Awards have been a laughing stock. They did nothing but honor the Twilight saga. This year, it seems like they're trying to restore some credibility. Keep in mind these are the people that honored Pulp Fiction with Best Movie when it was losing to Forest Gump everywhere else.. With that being said, here are the nominees for this year's MTV Movie Awards:
MOVIE OF THE YEAR The Avengers The Dark Knight Rises Django Unchained Silver Linings Playbook Ted BEST MALE PERFORMANCE Ben Affleck – Argo Bradley Cooper – Silver Linings Playbook Channing Tatum – Magic Mike Daniel Day-Lewis – Lincoln Jamie Foxx – Django Unchained BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE Anne Hathaway – Les Misérables Emma Watson – The Perks of Being a Wallflower Jennifer Lawrence – Silver Linings Playbook Mila Kunis – Ted Rebel Wilson – Pitch Perfect BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE Eddie Redmayne – Les Misérables Ezra Miller – The Perks of Being a Wallflower Quvenzhané Wallis – Beasts of the Southern Wild Rebel Wilson – Pitch Perfect Suraj Sharma – Life of Pi BEST VILLAIN Javier Bardem – Skyfall Leonardo DiCaprio – Django Unchained Marion Cotillard – The Dark Knight Rises (SPOILER ALERT. LOL.) Tom Hardy – The Dark Knight Rises Tom Hiddleston – The Avengers BEST "SCARED AS S--T" PERFORMANCE Alexandra Daddario (her boobs are huge) – Texas Chainsaw 3D Jennifer Lawrence – House at the End of the Street Jessica Chastain – Zero Dark Thirty Martin Freeman – The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Suraj Sharma – Life of Pi BEST SHIRTLESS PERFORMANCE Channing Tatum – Magic Mike Christian Bale – The Dark Knight Rises Daniel Craig – Skyfall Seth MacFarlane – Ted Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 BEST KISS Emma Watson and Logan Lerman – The Perks of Being a Wallflower Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper – Silver Linings Playbook Kara Hayward and Jared Gilman – Moonrise Kingdom Kerry Washington and Jamie Foxx – Django Unchained Mila Kunis and Mark Wahlberg – Ted BEST FIGHT Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson and Jeremy Renner vs. Tom Hiddleston – The Avengers Christian Bale vs. Tom Hardy – The Dark Knight Rises Jamie Foxx vs. Candieland Henchmen – Django Unchained Daniel Craig vs. Ola Rapace – Skyfall Mark Wahlberg vs. Seth MacFarlane – Ted BEST ON-SCREEN DUO Robert Downey, Jr. and Mark Ruffalo – The Avengers Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis – The Campaign Leonardo DiCaprio and Samuel L. Jackson – Django Unchained Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper – Silver Linings Playbook Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane – Ted BEST MUSICAL MOMENT Anne Hathaway – Les Misérables Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash and Adam Rodriguez – Magic Mike Emma Watson, Logan Lerman and Ezra Miller – The Perks of Being a Wallflower Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Anna Camp, Brittany Snow, Alexis Knapp, Ester Dean and Hana Mae Lee – Pitch Perfect Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper – Silver Linings Playbook BEST WTF MOMENT Anna Camp – Pitch Perfect Denzel Washington – Flight Jamie Foxx and Samuel L. Jackson – Django Unchained Javier Bardem – Skyfall Seth MacFarlane – Ted COMEDIC GENIUS AWARD Will Ferrell The 2013 MTV Movie Awards will air on April 14 instead of the usual May-or-June. It will be hosted by Rebel Wilson.
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"Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread Last edited by Neverending; 03-06-2013 at 12:14 AM. |
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You'll be eating your words when Ted wins.
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Considering Jennifer Lawrence's popularity with the target audience, I wouldn't be surprised to see "Silver Linings" win. But I can also see guys wanting revenge after all those years of Twilight. So maybe "Avengers" or "Dark Knight Rises." Either way, it's good to see the MTV Movie Awards be guy-friendly again. Movies like "Terminator 2", "The Matrix", and "LOTR: Return of the King" won Best Movie.
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"Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread |
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They're still irrelevant, but at least now they're not annoying.
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They were a lot more respectable in the '90s. Terminator 2, A Few Good Men, Menace II Society, Pulp Fiction, Se7en, and The Matrix were among the winners for Best Movie. They simply went downhill when online voting was introduced. Since then it has been the LOTR Trilogy and Twilight Saga as the big winners.
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Silver Linings Playbook won more MTV Movie Awards than Academy Awards. How the heck did that happen?
Full List of Winners: Movie of the Year - The Avengers Best Female Performance - Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Best Male Performance - Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Breakout Performance - Rebel Wilson, Pitch Perfect Best Scared-as-s**t performance - Suraj Sharma, Life of Pi Best On-Screen Duo - Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane, Ted Best Shirtless Performance - Taylor Lautner, Twilight Best Fight - The Avengers Best Kiss - Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Best WTF Moment - "Candieland gets smoked" in Django Unchained Best Villain - Tom Hiddleston, The Avengers Best Musical Moment - Pitch Perfect Overall, the most respectable MTV Movie Awards in at least a decade.
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The Academy only puts up with young people when they have tits.
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The MTV awards were surprisingly good this year. Rebel Wilson was a funny host. There was also good comedy sketches like Seth Rogen & Danny McBride presenting the Best Shirtless category and Will Ferrell's tribute to his wife and children.
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That's like saying 'my ***** smells a little less worse than it did the past few times I dropped a deuce.'
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You can be negative about it or give it a positive spin by acknowledging its improvement.
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"Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread |
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Yep, he chose the first one.
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Or you can be a smartass and add nothing to the conversation.
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Though your right, this is the most respectable they've been in a while. I still don't think I can ever take them even the slightest bit seriously.
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I really enjoyed the fact avengers won over some of the other choices for best movie
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The Avengers victory was underwhelming considering half the cast wasn't there. Although, Tom Hiddelston sure made-up for it. Jennifer Lawrence was also a no-show. I'm sure MTV regrets moving the awards to April. They should have kept it in Late May or Early June. All the stars are in town promoting their summer blockbusters so it's easy for them to attend.
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In any other thread on any other topic I would offer something positive, but come on. The MTV movie awards, and just about everything MTV period, is not to be taken seriously whatsoever and is just really dumb. Whatever stars are there go to promote their own upcoming films and nothing is ever clever or funny or creative. I remember a few years ago when Jack Black did a LOTR spoof and made the Ring into....wait for it, a c^ck ring!! Heyyooo! The fact we're talking about the MTV movie awards in the same thread as Oscar discussion is shameful, SHAAAMEful!
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