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Old 04-26-2013, 01:39 PM   #1276
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You a virgin, Good keep it that way. There will be no F***** tonight! Ever been with a man? No, Want to?

OMG SO GOOD!!! Need to watch again ASAP!
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Dark Knights Rises has its problems but its not garbage. **** like Scary Movie is garbage. Cheaply made with little artistic merit.

All those others had ambition poured into them. That alone makes them worthy of at least considering their strengths and weaknesses.

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Old 04-26-2013, 02:47 PM   #1277
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Old 04-26-2013, 03:39 PM   #1278
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C'mon, the movie's f---ing terrible, even by Bay standards.
I love everything about that movie. It's great and easily the best Buddy/cop movie ever made as far as I'm concerned.
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Old 04-26-2013, 03:48 PM   #1279
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Old 04-26-2013, 04:09 PM   #1280
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I love everything about that movie. It's great and easily the best Buddy/cop movie ever made as far as I'm concerned.
Ever?...MADE?????????

Have you SEEN Lethal Weapon?
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Old 04-26-2013, 04:11 PM   #1281
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have you not seen the jay leno and pat morita vehicle collision course?


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Old 04-26-2013, 04:14 PM   #1282
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Franklyn wins this debate.
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Old 04-26-2013, 04:19 PM   #1283
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I can think of only two praises to bestow upon Bad Boys II:

1. It's filmed in color.

2. The picture stays in focus for 2 1/2 hours.
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Old 04-26-2013, 05:19 PM   #1284
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It's been a while since I've seen some of these, I might not be so generous after a re-watch.

1. The Rock: ***1/2
2. Bad Boys 2: ***1/2 (if viewed as a satire)
3. Bad Boys: **1/2
4. Armageddon: **
5. Transformers: **
6. Pearl Harbor: *1/2

Didn't see The Island or the Transformers sequels
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I don't remember the Bad Boys movies, but Dracula's ratings seem about right. With "The Island" being in the 2 star range.
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Old 04-26-2013, 07:27 PM   #1286
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Both "Bad Boys" movies are on Netflix Streaming.
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Heh.
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You don't have to make excuses for enjoying a movie.
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Old 05-04-2013, 02:56 AM   #1289
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#10 - DARTH MAUL VS. OBI-WAN AND LIAM NEESON

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The Phantom Menace is a major disappointment, but if anything good came out of it, it would be Darth Maul and John Williams' Duel of the Fates. And both of those are featured in this epic lightsaber battle. Granted, Darth Maul goes out like a b---h, but I was so grateful to get a scene this cool in such a crappy movie that I let it slide.


#9 - YODA IS A MUPPET!

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Master Yoda is THE wise old Jedi in the Star Wars universe. But that wasn't the case when we first met him. Instead, he was a goofy midget creature that harassed Luke Skywalker when he arrived at Dagobah. I might be in the minority, but this is how I prefer Yoda. It's such a change of pace from the norm. Plus, it's hilarious that Luke was essentially being trained by a Muppet.


#8 - HAN SOLO IS A SCRUFFY-LOOKING NERF HERDER



I love this scene for several reasons. For starters, what the f--k is a nerf herder?! That's just so f---ing random. LOL. Then, there's Han Solo's reply which is possibly the funniest thing Harrison Ford has ever said in his entire career. His delivery was just... classic. But most importantly, it shows why the prequels were so horrible. They were stiff and lifeless. Here, we have a little moment that shows how - human - and relatable these characters are. Even though they're somewhere in the middle of a far, far away galaxy and fighting a war they still have time to get into silly arguments.


#7 - HAN SOLO GOES OUT. . .



Han Solo was the defacto hero in Empire Strikes Back. Luke Skywalker spents the majority of the film training with Yoda then shows up only to have his hand cut off by Darth Vader. So, it was up to Han Solo to keep the plot moving and give us some wicked cool action scenes while romancing the Princess. So, it was only fitting that he would go out in style and on his own f---ing terms. Check it out:

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Watching that makes me realize that Harrison Ford and Lawrence Kasdan were 100% correct. Han Solo should have died. I cannot think of a better exit for the character. Instead, his finale appearence is at a freaking Teddy Bear barbeque. 30 years later, George Lucas would screw up Indiana Jones as well. Indiana Jones ended the Last Crusade by riding off onto the sunset. What a f---ing great exit. But instead, he ruins it with that old geezer wedding. Lucas really knows how to push your buttons.


#6 - NO, I AM YOUR FATHER

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I feel bad for Princess Leah. Darth Vader didn't give a s--t about her. She's gonna develop some serious Daddy Issues.


#5 - HAN SHOT FIRST

The ultimate geek battle-cry.


#4 - IT'S A TRAP!!!



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#3 - THE EMPIRE CLIFFHANGER

Empire Strikes Back ended with quite the cliffhanger. Darth Vader was revealed as Luke's father. Han Solo was sent to Jabba the Hunt. Lando was wearing Han's cloths - wait - what?




#2 - DON'T GET COCKY, KID!

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#1 - CHEWBECCA DOESN'T GET A MEDAL



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Old 05-04-2013, 03:15 AM   #1290
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Holy Shiiii!!! Lando IS wearing Han Solo's clothes WTF! Why have I never noticed that.

Inceptionized!!!
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