Star Trek XII - Page 31

sshuttari · 01-03-2013, 01:37 AM

link?

Ewok Droppings · 01-03-2013, 02:03 PM

I don't think I can post it here, but if you happen to go to a little website about pirates and their bay, then you can search and find it there.

sshuttari · 01-03-2013, 02:38 PM

haha nice

Neverending · 01-07-2013, 05:24 PM

AN OPEN LETTER TO J.J. ABRAMS

http://www.egotastic.com/2013/01/an-.../#more-2253491

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Dear Jeffrey Jacob 'J.J.' Abrams,

First of all, let me say how gracious and classy it was of you to grant a dying man's last request to see an early cut of Star Trek into Darkness. To quote the great James Kirk himself, 'It should be noted, in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world.' And I'm sure you checked with this guy's doctors, read the medical reports, did exhaustive testing to make sure it wasn't just a big hoax to break the news online whether B. Batch is playing a form of Khan or not,

So, as long as we're giving out early screenings of the new Star Trek movie, let me just take a moment of your time and explain why I also deserve one. While I may not be 'dying', I too live a life of struggle. For one thing, I went on Friday to get a haircut and the woman butchered me like Sweeney Todd. Just hacked all my locks off. I mean, a blind man could've done a better job. Much in the way that Keri Russell's haircut ruined your show Felicity and led to its cancellation, I now feel likewise, that this haircut has led to my social life being cancelled. See? We're sympatico you and I.
Also, and this is the worst, If I don't jiggle the handle after I flush my toilet , it'll run all night and keep me up. And it's a really long walk to bathroom from my bed. And if it's really cold I certainly don't want to get out of bed to fix it. Do you know how grating that can be? Not to mention the fact that last week I took this girl out on a date. Thought we had a nice time and really hit it off and then I called her to take her out again and she never got back to me. Stuff like that can really hurt your self-confidence, ya know, J.J.?

And most importantly, everyone knows you shroud your movies in secrecy. And hey, no one's better at keeping a secret than me. I still haven't told anyone that it was Mike Corso who shat his pants in second grade and tossed the soiled undies into the girl's lavatory. So you won't have to worry about me giving away any spoilers. So for these reasons and more, I implore you J.J., let me see an early cut of your newest movie. Or at the very least just tell us whether or not the villain is Khan, God damn it!

Sincerely,

Ian

Ewok Droppings · 01-07-2013, 10:16 PM

LOL, nice.

Deexan · 01-24-2013, 03:59 PM

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Star Trek Into Darkness helmer J.J. Abrams will direct Star Wars: Episode VII for Walt Disney Pictures and Lucasfilm, reports TheWrap. The site says that Ben Affleck was also in contention.

Back in November, Abrams commented on the possibility of him directing and it sounded like it wasn't happening:

"Look, Star Wars is one of my favorite movies of all time. I frankly feel that – I almost feel that, in a weird way, the opportunity for whomever it is to direct that movie, it comes with the burden of being that kind of iconic movie and series. I was never a big Star Trek fan growing up, so for me, working on Star Trek didn’t have any of that, you know, almost fatal sacrilege, and so, I am looking forward more then anyone to the next iterations of Star Wars, but I believe I will be going as a paying moviegoer!"

TheWrap adds that Lucasfilm's Kathleen Kennedy has been courting Abrams for the director's chair for a while.

Sta r Wars: Episode VII is scheduled to hit theaters in 2015. Michael Arndt is writing the script.

(Photo Credit: Starbux / WENN.com)

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=99323

What the frak?!

FranklinTard · 01-24-2013, 04:09 PM

he is tailor made for star wars. opens it up for someone else for star trek. awesome news really.

Deexan · 01-24-2013, 04:16 PM

That's assuming they don't want a different director for each segment of the new trilogy. This might just be something he does in between Trek projects, as ridonculous as that seems.

**JBond** · 01-24-2013, 04:38 PM

Does this mean he can stop raping Star Trek now while calling it Star Wars? I think it does.

IanTheCool · 01-24-2013, 06:18 PM

Whats with this Open Letters trend lately?

**JBond** · 01-24-2013, 06:50 PM

Open Letters?

sshuttari · 01-25-2013, 12:06 AM

What if "Into Darkness" turns out to be amazing... and everyone is losing there s*** over Star Wars.

Then the trekkies will complain when he finally made a great Star Trek movie Disney came with him with a paycheck...

Bane · 01-25-2013, 01:01 AM

Star Wars has always been >>>>>>>> Star Trek anyway.

It's like driving a 4ltr Toyota and then someone throwing you the keys to a Ferrari.

Happy days

FranklinTard · 01-25-2013, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sshuttari

What if "Into Darkness" turns out to be amazing... and everyone is losing there s*** over Star Wars.

Then the trekkies will complain when he finally made a great Star Trek movie Disney came with him with a paycheck...

gotta love how it always starts with 'what if' with jj abrams...

Ser Ty Of Ross · 01-25-2013, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Knerys

but this still a franchise I love being batted around by a man how has openly declared he has no interest in exploring what made it great in the first place.

And finally making it great not just ok in the process.

Neverending · 01-25-2013, 07:43 PM

Don't celebrate just yet, JBond. Paramount just announced that Abrams will remain producer of the Star Trek franchise.

**JBond** · 01-25-2013, 07:59 PM

Yeeeah, I just read. He's off to bigger and better things, but hey, why not piss on other things in the time inbetween. Whatever gets the paycheck.

Neverending · 01-25-2013, 11:29 PM

In case there was any doubts, Disney and Lucasfilm have confirmed J.J. Abrams as director for Star Wars: Episode VII

http://www.deadline.com/2013/01/j-j-...ie-for-disney/

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“To be a part of the next chapter of the Star Wars saga, to collaborate with Kathy Kennedy and this remarkable group of people, is an absolute honor,” J.J. Abrams said. “I may be even more grateful to George Lucas now than I was as a kid.”

Ewok Droppings · 01-25-2013, 11:30 PM

What happens if you actually like ST Into Darkness?

Neverending · 01-25-2013, 11:45 PM

I can't wait for "Star Trek Into Darkness" to be released, so we can talk about Star Wars instead.

Justin · 01-26-2013, 01:58 AM

What if he does Star Wars like a Star Trek episode?

Ewok Droppings · 01-26-2013, 11:42 AM

What if we happen to run into Chewbacca on a class 5 system?

**JBond** · 01-26-2013, 11:48 AM

What if he mixes Star Wars VII and Star Trek XIII into one movie?

Deexan · 01-26-2013, 12:05 PM

Knowing those zany Bad Robot guys they'll have a Slusho recepticle in the background in both movies. What will it mean???

DarthVader 2004 · 01-26-2013, 12:10 PM

What If Star Trek is great and he IDK directs both Star Trek 3 and Star Wars 6 and 7. Comic con geeks would all fall over dead for the Force would explode.

01-03-2013, 02:03 PM	#752
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01-07-2013, 10:16 PM	#755
Ewok Droppings Executive Producer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lower intestinal tract of Wicket Posts: 14,425	LOL, nice. __________________ The flat Earth myth is one of the greatest errors in modern history.

01-24-2013, 04:09 PM	#757
FranklinTard Damn,ThatsAColdAssHonkey Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 15,723	he is tailor made for star wars. opens it up for someone else for star trek. awesome news really. __________________ Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed. -Herman Melville (1819 - 1891)

01-24-2013, 04:16 PM	#758
Deexan Integral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 10,323	That's assuming they don't want a different director for each segment of the new trilogy. This might just be something he does in between Trek projects, as ridonculous as that seems. __________________ I'm about to drive in the ocean, I'm about to swim from something that's bigger than me SoundCloud Twitter

01-24-2013, 04:38 PM	#759
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,489	Does this mean he can stop raping Star Trek now while calling it Star Wars? I think it does. __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

01-24-2013, 06:18 PM	#760
IanTheCool Executive Lego Producer Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 13,385	Whats with this Open Letters trend lately?

01-24-2013, 06:50 PM	#761
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,489	Open Letters? __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

01-25-2013, 01:01 AM	#763
Bane Executive Producer Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 234	Star Wars has always been >>>>>>>> Star Trek anyway. It's like driving a 4ltr Toyota and then someone throwing you the keys to a Ferrari. Happy days __________________ Your punishment must be more severe.

01-25-2013, 07:43 PM	#766
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,097	Don't celebrate just yet, JBond. Paramount just announced that Abrams will remain producer of the Star Trek franchise. __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

01-25-2013, 07:59 PM	#767
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,489	Yeeeah, I just read. He's off to bigger and better things, but hey, why not piss on other things in the time inbetween. Whatever gets the paycheck. __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

01-25-2013, 11:30 PM	#769
Ewok Droppings Executive Producer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lower intestinal tract of Wicket Posts: 14,425	What happens if you actually like ST Into Darkness? __________________ The flat Earth myth is one of the greatest errors in modern history.

01-25-2013, 11:45 PM	#770
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,097	I can't wait for "Star Trek Into Darkness" to be released, so we can talk about Star Wars instead. __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

01-26-2013, 01:58 AM	#771
Justin Executive Producer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 11,896	What if he does Star Wars like a Star Trek episode?

01-26-2013, 11:42 AM	#772
Ewok Droppings Executive Producer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lower intestinal tract of Wicket Posts: 14,425	What if we happen to run into Chewbacca on a class 5 system? __________________ The flat Earth myth is one of the greatest errors in modern history.

01-26-2013, 11:48 AM	#773
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,489	What if he mixes Star Wars VII and Star Trek XIII into one movie? __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

01-26-2013, 12:05 PM	#774
Deexan Integral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 10,323	Knowing those zany Bad Robot guys they'll have a Slusho recepticle in the background in both movies. What will it mean??? __________________ I'm about to drive in the ocean, I'm about to swim from something that's bigger than me SoundCloud Twitter

01-26-2013, 12:10 PM	#775
DarthVader 2004 Executive Producer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Virginia Posts: 13,547	What If Star Trek is great and he IDK directs both Star Trek 3 and Star Wars 6 and 7. Comic con geeks would all fall over dead for the Force would explode.