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01-17-2013, 09:17 AM
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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 I just got a junk mail asking me to sign up for Christian MingleLittle do they know every time I see their commercials on TV I want to sign in under a name like: Abaddon accuser adversary Antichrist author of all sin awful monster Beelzebub chief of the demons deceiver demon destroyer devil devourer dragon enemy enemy of righteousness evil one evil spirit fallen angel father of all lies father of contention father of lies founder of murder Great Antichrist great dragon liar from the beginning Lucifer There's all kinds of good demon names http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_theological_demons or even Captain Howdy (From The Exorcist) 
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" |
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01-17-2013, 02:33 PM
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Location: Qo'noS
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Christian Boys are scared of me.
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01-17-2013, 03:28 PM
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01-17-2013, 04:48 PM
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Rejected Reelie Host
Join Date: Jan 2001
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VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:
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01-18-2013, 08:00 AM
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Well, I experienced a controlled explosion last night.
The house I live in has a central main house that is sandwiched on both ends by my apartment on one end and my mother's apartment on the other end. Both apartments have doorways to the main part of the house because we're all family here - my niece recently moved into the main house. Well, from time to time she has a few of her closest friends over (mostly on Fridays or Saturdays) - they're all about in their early 20's, and her best friend can be a rather loud excitable person. I really don't mind some level of noise even until 2:30am or 5:00am I usually take naps in the day anyway, so they're really not keeping me up. And they ought to be able to visit and have a fun time in her own place - by all means. If they sit out in the kitchen I can usually only hear the higher volume, higher pitched noises, and if they're in the living room I really don't hear much but the same types of noises - everything else is ignorable. But any noises in the foyer and staircase right outside my door are clearly heard in my room. That doesn't mean people should whisper there - I can ignore normal conversation volume right outside. Well, every so often this friend of hers has excited outbursts or outright yells from one area to another area of the house - and that can get on my nerves. Last night I am sitting with my cat watching TV at about 10:45pm and all of a sudden we both jump out of our skins because we hear this girl yell excitedly at the top of her lungs. "I wannna die, I wanna die, I wanna die!" My I could feel my heart pounding through my chest as my blood pressure shot up - I tried to calm down and try to ignore the outburst, but I got up and turned on my printer and printed out the following: I don't mind some measure of noise at night, but when someone starts acting like a 12 year old shouting at the top of their lungs "I WANT TO DIE!!" over and over again that is waaaay too much. Someone out there needs to GROW UP! Uncle Dennis I opened up my door, placed the message on the floor and slammed my door shut. Too much? 
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" Last edited by Ramplate; 01-18-2013 at 11:56 AM. |
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01-18-2013, 05:52 PM
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LOTR Junkie™
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Minas Tirith
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EDIT: Just read that, funny stuff, lol. You should've put the note on their door!
Thanks to a recommendation from an awesome friend, I have my first official phone interview with a potential new job up in Seattle. I really need this to go through because I really need a job up there once I move. I've already spoken with my boss down here and he's really cool with me leaving. Even offered to help with a letter of recommentation too, which is great.
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01-19-2013, 06:25 AM
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" Last edited by Ramplate; 01-19-2013 at 06:32 AM. |
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01-20-2013, 03:09 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Oregon
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Goddamnit, WordPress suspended my blog. I tend to write long posts, and I tend to curse a lot/post funny photos. And now they've suspended me. Should I really just say "**** it" and switch to tumblr? aren't long, 5000-word posts frowned upon there?
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01-20-2013, 03:12 AM
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LOTR Junkie™
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Minas Tirith
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I have blogger, I swear openly, I've had it for a very long time now, lol.
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01-20-2013, 06:50 AM
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Yup, "Better out than in I always say"
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" |
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01-20-2013, 11:31 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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so there was a trivia question, asking which websites that started with the letter 'w' were the most popular among people 18-35. wikipedia sure, weather.com sure, webmd alright, but the other top was wordpress. literally never even crossed my mind. blogs are still around?
they didn't go the way of the laser disc player yet?
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01-20-2013, 12:12 PM
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I was in a bar last night hanging with my buddies. I turned around and Zack de la Rocha was standing right behind me. I shook his hand and said hello, seemed like a way nice guy.
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01-20-2013, 01:41 PM
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Oh wow cool ^^^^^
Just when I was coming in to say I went to get an MRI at the hospital, and the guy getting patients and bringing them in starts squinting and looking at my shirt. It's a spider-man shirt that has a full page from a comic book , and he was trying to figure out the artist - turns out he's related to Steve Ditko and we started having a whole comic book conversation through a lot of my session, lol good thing his partner there for the day was hearing impaired and could tune us out.
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01-20-2013, 03:26 PM
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01-20-2013, 10:21 PM
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Teeeeeeeech Weeeeeeeeeeeeek........
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01-21-2013, 12:31 AM
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Sarcasm is a way of life
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O_O those are words no one in theatre ever wants to hear. The best combination is patience and caffeine. Good luck.
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01-21-2013, 03:04 AM
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Well it's not really a week...it's actually Tech 2 and half days...
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01-21-2013, 06:26 AM
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01-21-2013, 09:51 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Minas Tirith
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Can't sleep, so I'm watching Obama's 2nd Inauguration right now.
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01-21-2013, 11:53 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: liverpool, england
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Had a pretty ****ty day!
Got the bus into work this morning and had some weird type of panic attack. Stomach knotted and my vision went so blurry I could hardly see. Jumped off the bus half way to work, after 5 minutes when I was sound and my vision was back I realised my bag was left on the bus with my work shoes, football kit, astro boots and The Maltese Falcon/Gantz which I was going to send back to Lovefilm :-( Silver Linings Playbook has cheered me a bit though ha ha. |
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01-21-2013, 12:03 PM
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Feed me
Join Date: May 2000
Location: SR388
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You might want to look into that.
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01-21-2013, 12:06 PM
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Y.N.W.A
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: liverpool, england
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Been the doctors and she didn't have a clue what was up. Getting my bloods taken tomorrow morning but I feel absolutely fine now.
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01-21-2013, 12:12 PM
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LOTR Junkie™
Join Date: Jun 2004
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That sounds rather serious. Make sure they take it serious and look harder to find out what's wrong. The last time something like that happened to me, half my face went numb and I had a minor stroke. Recovery from that was the worst.
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01-21-2013, 12:17 PM
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Y.N.W.A
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: liverpool, england
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She did some tests for a stroke! **** myself when she even mentioned the word to be honest. I am overweight but I have been eating healthier and walk about 5 miles a day as well as fitting a game of footy in once ever fortnight or so.
Far too young to be having a stroke! I'm just worried it could be Diabetes due to me not starting this little health kick I'm on sooner. |
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