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Old 01-17-2013, 09:17 AM   #210326
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I just got a junk mail asking me to sign up for Christian Mingle
Little do they know every time I see their commercials on TV I want to sign in under a name like:
Abaddon
accuser
adversary
Antichrist
author of all sin
awful monster
Beelzebub
chief of the demons
deceiver
demon
destroyer
devil
devourer
dragon
enemy
enemy of righteousness
evil one
evil spirit
fallen angel
father of all lies
father of contention
father of lies
founder of murder
Great Antichrist
great dragon
liar from the beginning
Lucifer

There's all kinds of good demon names http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_theological_demons

or even Captain Howdy (From The Exorcist)
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:33 PM   #210327
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:28 PM   #210328
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I would be ok with "Tolkien aka Butt-Licker Extreme."
"Tolkien aka LOTR Junkie's Butt Licker"
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:48 PM   #210329
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:00 AM   #210330
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Well, I experienced a controlled explosion last night.

The house I live in has a central main house that is sandwiched on both ends by my apartment on one end and my mother's apartment on the other end.
Both apartments have doorways to the main part of the house because we're all family here - my niece recently moved into the main house.

Well, from time to time she has a few of her closest friends over (mostly on Fridays or Saturdays) - they're all about in their early 20's, and her best friend can be a rather loud excitable person.
I really don't mind some level of noise even until 2:30am or 5:00am I usually take naps in the day anyway, so they're really not keeping me up. And they ought to be able to visit and have a fun time in her own place - by all means.
If they sit out in the kitchen I can usually only hear the higher volume, higher pitched noises, and if they're in the living room I really don't hear much but the same types of noises - everything else is ignorable.
But any noises in the foyer and staircase right outside my door are clearly heard in my room. That doesn't mean people should whisper there - I can ignore normal conversation volume right outside.

Well, every so often this friend of hers has excited outbursts or outright yells from one area to another area of the house - and that can get on my nerves. Last night I am sitting with my cat watching TV at about 10:45pm and all of a sudden we both jump out of our skins because we hear this girl yell excitedly at the top of her lungs.
"I wannna die, I wanna die, I wanna die!"
My I could feel my heart pounding through my chest as my blood pressure shot up - I tried to calm down and try to ignore the outburst, but I got up and turned on my printer and printed out the following:

I don't mind some measure of noise at night, but when someone starts acting like a 12 year old shouting at the top of their lungs "I WANT TO DIE!!" over and over again that is waaaay too much.

Someone out there needs to GROW UP!

Uncle Dennis


I opened up my door, placed the message on the floor and slammed my door shut.


Too much?
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Old 01-18-2013, 05:52 PM   #210331
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EDIT: Just read that, funny stuff, lol. You should've put the note on their door!


Thanks to a recommendation from an awesome friend, I have my first official phone interview with a potential new job up in Seattle. I really need this to go through because I really need a job up there once I move. I've already spoken with my boss down here and he's really cool with me leaving. Even offered to help with a letter of recommentation too, which is great.
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Old 01-19-2013, 06:25 AM   #210332
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EDIT: Just read that, funny stuff, lol. You should've put the note on their door!


Thanks to a recommendation from an awesome friend, I have my first official phone interview with a potential new job up in Seattle. I really need this to go through because I really need a job up there once I move. I've already spoken with my boss down here and he's really cool with me leaving. Even offered to help with a letter of recommentation too, which is great.
Great! Keeping my fingers crossed for your interview. BTW, most jobs are filled by word of mouth so friends are one of the best resources.

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I should have said "the connecting door between my apartment and the main house.
"My door" Is their door. Their foyer is right on the opposite side of the door I opened. If I roll through that door, I am in her part of the house. The only reason that door gets opened is to talk face to face or visit, or deliver my mail - which she or my mother pick up from the one mail box for all three of use AND the campground.

I have a front door in my other room that opens to the outside.

It has been my experience that people don't like taped messages on doors that have been freshly painted within that last 4 months. Her side of "my door" has new paint on it, while my side of said door was painted in 2006

My aim instead of starting a war was to make a point. Hence the note, instead of a loud verbal face to face altercation to add to the discomfort and chaos.

Last night I guess they had made arrangements to go elsewhere - they gathered here preparing for the evening at about 6:00pm and did make a point of joking about the note loud enough so I could hear them

My note could have probably been worded a bit better, but after having jumped out of my skin and being unable to stop my heart from pounding out of my chest like the little creature from Alien - that's the way it came out

It could have been worse - I do have a couple axes and a set of katana swords in here and so her wish could have been granted I suppose

Not really, those are for decoration (and self defense should someone enter my apartment uninvited) - but I DO have them
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Old 01-20-2013, 03:09 AM   #210333
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Goddamnit, WordPress suspended my blog. I tend to write long posts, and I tend to curse a lot/post funny photos. And now they've suspended me. Should I really just say "**** it" and switch to tumblr? aren't long, 5000-word posts frowned upon there?
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Old 01-20-2013, 03:12 AM   #210334
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I have blogger, I swear openly, I've had it for a very long time now, lol.
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Old 01-20-2013, 06:50 AM   #210335
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Yup, "Better out than in I always say"
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Old 01-20-2013, 11:31 AM   #210336
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so there was a trivia question, asking which websites that started with the letter 'w' were the most popular among people 18-35. wikipedia sure, weather.com sure, webmd alright, but the other top was wordpress. literally never even crossed my mind. blogs are still around?

they didn't go the way of the laser disc player yet?
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Old 01-20-2013, 11:38 AM   #210337
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Goddamnit, WordPress suspended my blog. I tend to write long posts, and I tend to curse a lot/post funny photos. And now they've suspended me. Should I really just say "**** it" and switch to tumblr? aren't long, 5000-word posts frowned upon there?
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so there was a trivia question, asking which websites that started with the letter 'w' were the most popular among people 18-35. wikipedia sure, weather.com sure, webmd alright, but the other top was wordpress. literally never even crossed my mind. blogs are still around?

they didn't go the way of the laser disc player yet?
Wordpress seems to be pretty thriving. I never got the sense that blogs were dead. Quite a few people here blog regularly.
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Old 01-20-2013, 12:12 PM   #210338
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I was in a bar last night hanging with my buddies. I turned around and Zack de la Rocha was standing right behind me. I shook his hand and said hello, seemed like a way nice guy.
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Old 01-20-2013, 01:41 PM   #210339
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Oh wow cool ^^^^^

Just when I was coming in to say I went to get an MRI at the hospital, and the guy getting patients and bringing them in starts squinting and looking at my shirt. It's a spider-man shirt that has a full page from a comic book , and he was trying to figure out the artist - turns out he's related to Steve Ditko and we started having a whole comic book conversation through a lot of my session, lol good thing his partner there for the day was hearing impaired and could tune us out.
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Old 01-20-2013, 03:26 PM   #210340
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A blog site that doesn't like swearing. That seems odd.
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Old 01-20-2013, 10:21 PM   #210341
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Teeeeeeeech Weeeeeeeeeeeeek........

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O_O those are words no one in theatre ever wants to hear. The best combination is patience and caffeine. Good luck.
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Well it's not really a week...it's actually Tech 2 and half days...
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A blog site that doesn't like swearing. That seems odd.
That's definitely strange. I don't see why it's any of their business...most blogs/journals provide the user with the option of locking it for anyone under 18.
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Can't sleep, so I'm watching Obama's 2nd Inauguration right now.
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Old 01-21-2013, 11:53 AM   #210346
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Had a pretty ****ty day!

Got the bus into work this morning and had some weird type of panic attack. Stomach knotted and my vision went so blurry I could hardly see. Jumped off the bus half way to work, after 5 minutes when I was sound and my vision was back I realised my bag was left on the bus with my work shoes, football kit, astro boots and The Maltese Falcon/Gantz which I was going to send back to Lovefilm :-(

Silver Linings Playbook has cheered me a bit though ha ha.
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Old 01-21-2013, 12:03 PM   #210347
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You might want to look into that.
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Been the doctors and she didn't have a clue what was up. Getting my bloods taken tomorrow morning but I feel absolutely fine now.
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That sounds rather serious. Make sure they take it serious and look harder to find out what's wrong. The last time something like that happened to me, half my face went numb and I had a minor stroke. Recovery from that was the worst.
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She did some tests for a stroke! **** myself when she even mentioned the word to be honest. I am overweight but I have been eating healthier and walk about 5 miles a day as well as fitting a game of footy in once ever fortnight or so.

Far too young to be having a stroke! I'm just worried it could be Diabetes due to me not starting this little health kick I'm on sooner.
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