Real-Life Shenanigans! - Page 20

**Frizzo the Clown** · 12-28-2012, 11:16 PM

Hey...at least he knew it was the Bruins. Cut him some slack...or don't. I don't really care.

Justin · 12-29-2012, 08:41 AM

Neverending · 12-29-2012, 02:57 PM

Professor Snape works at the airport:

Justin · 01-01-2013, 09:39 PM

Olympic Canadian Swim Team:

Justin · 01-02-2013, 09:37 PM

Ramplate · 01-04-2013, 01:32 PM

Quote:

> six truths in life
>
> 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.
>
> 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
>
> 3. And discover #1 is a lie.
>
> 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
>
> 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
>
> 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
>
> i sincerely apologize about this but i'm an idiot and i needed company.

:p

**JBond** · 01-04-2013, 02:21 PM

Only the first 3 are true.

Ramplate · 01-04-2013, 03:03 PM

Yeah probably lol for most people

Deexan · 01-05-2013, 05:59 PM

Tolkien · 01-05-2013, 07:02 PM

Dude, you were retweed by Mansell, lol. Awesome.

Deexan · 01-06-2013, 07:40 AM

It made my day, to be sure!

**JBond** · 01-06-2013, 02:10 PM

Why does Emma Watson have 3 doubles?

Fanible · 01-06-2013, 04:03 PM

Watson doubles are known to drop dead periodically. They always keep a few on backup. Some say she is cursed. Others say it's a coincidence. I believe it's because they keep the doubles malnourished in order to retain her physique.

**JBond** · 01-06-2013, 04:15 PM

I heard they also started dropping dead on The Perks of Being a Wallflower and were often found with knives in their backs with notes found in their rooms that say "There can be only one Emma Watson, b***h! Me!" Mysterious.

Fanible · 01-06-2013, 04:16 PM

Probably is just coincidence.

Ramplate · 01-07-2013, 06:43 AM

Wait, wouldn't three doubles make 6 people?

Deexan · 01-07-2013, 08:10 AM

I imagine there's one for butt-closeups, another for intense running/jumping scenes and a final one for kissing "Ron". Do you really think Emma Watson is going to kiss "Ron"? Come on.

As an aside, I have never seen any HP movies and so am just assuming the existence of running, jumping, kissing and butt-shots.

**JBond** · 01-07-2013, 03:10 PM

I still like the idea of someone killing their stunt doubles because they're afraid they can steal their soul like a polaroid. Someone has to pen this one.

Brock Landers · 01-07-2013, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBond

I still like the idea of someone killing their stunt doubles because they're afraid they can steal their soul like a polaroid. Someone has to pen this one.

I'm on it.

**JBond** · 01-07-2013, 03:27 PM

Oh by the way, there's a movie on Ty Cobb on MLBN this weekend, I think. Tommy Lee Jones plays Cobb.

Brock Landers · 01-07-2013, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBond

Oh by the way, there's a movie on Ty Cobb on MLBN this weekend, I think. Tommy Lee Jones plays Cobb.

I think I've seen it. I'm still working on my Cobb vs. Lajoie script. It's a lot more comedic than I first imagined.

Knerys · 01-08-2013, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBond

I still like the idea of someone killing their stunt doubles because they're afraid they can steal their soul like a polaroid. Someone has to pen this one.

I had an idea for story were a bit player in a play keeps sabotaging rehearsals of the production so it will last longer (because she's shy and fears everyone will forget about her after). But I couldn't find a way to make quirky and not pyscho. :/

**JBond** · 01-08-2013, 02:10 PM

What's wrong with psycho?

Knerys · 01-08-2013, 04:28 PM

See that's what I said!

**JBond** · 01-08-2013, 05:32 PM

Just before you murdered a bus of nuns?

12-29-2012, 02:57 PM	#478
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,156	Professor Snape works at the airport: __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

01-04-2013, 02:21 PM	#482
JBond Beyond Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sol Posts: 67,675	Only the first 3 are true. __________________ The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

01-04-2013, 03:03 PM	#483
Ramplate Muwahahaha!...Hamster. Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 25,786	Yeah probably lol for most people __________________ "When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" Last edited by Ramplate; 01-04-2013 at 03:06 PM.

01-05-2013, 05:59 PM	#484
Deexan Integral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 10,413	__________________ You know it is frightening, You know it's like lightning SoundCloud Twitter

01-05-2013, 07:02 PM	#485
Tolkien LOTR Junkie™ Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minas Tirith Posts: 15,055	Dude, you were retweed by Mansell, lol. Awesome. __________________ “When you want something you've never had, you have to do something you've never done.” -- The Truth. My Facebook - My Twitter - My Blog

12-28-2012, 11:16 PM	#476
Frizzo the Clown Executive Producer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a pool of my own filth Posts: 36,866	Hey...at least he knew it was the Bruins. Cut him some slack...or don't. I don't really care.

12-29-2012, 08:41 AM	#477
Justin Executive Producer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 11,920

01-01-2013, 09:39 PM	#479
Justin Executive Producer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 11,920	Olympic Canadian Swim Team:

01-02-2013, 09:37 PM	#480
Justin Executive Producer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 11,920

01-06-2013, 07:40 AM	#486
Deexan Integral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 10,413	It made my day, to be sure! __________________ You know it is frightening, You know it's like lightning SoundCloud Twitter

01-06-2013, 02:10 PM	#487
JBond Beyond Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sol Posts: 67,675	Why does Emma Watson have 3 doubles? __________________ The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

01-06-2013, 04:03 PM	#488
Fanible FanFreakinTastic Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oh, hi yo Posts: 15,923	Watson doubles are known to drop dead periodically. They always keep a few on backup. Some say she is cursed. Others say it's a coincidence. I believe it's because they keep the doubles malnourished in order to retain her physique. __________________ My movie addiction is life controlling

01-06-2013, 04:15 PM	#489
JBond Beyond Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sol Posts: 67,675	I heard they also started dropping dead on The Perks of Being a Wallflower and were often found with knives in their backs with notes found in their rooms that say "There can be only one Emma Watson, b*h! Me!" Mysterious. __________________ The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013.** 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

01-06-2013, 04:16 PM	#490
Fanible FanFreakinTastic Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oh, hi yo Posts: 15,923	Probably is just coincidence. __________________ My movie addiction is life controlling

01-07-2013, 06:43 AM	#491
Ramplate Muwahahaha!...Hamster. Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 25,786	Wait, wouldn't three doubles make 6 people? __________________ "When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?"

01-07-2013, 08:10 AM	#492
Deexan Integral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 10,413	I imagine there's one for butt-closeups, another for intense running/jumping scenes and a final one for kissing "Ron". Do you really think Emma Watson is going to kiss "Ron"? Come on. As an aside, I have never seen any HP movies and so am just assuming the existence of running, jumping, kissing and butt-shots. __________________ You know it is frightening, You know it's like lightning SoundCloud Twitter

01-07-2013, 03:10 PM	#493
JBond Beyond Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sol Posts: 67,675	I still like the idea of someone killing their stunt doubles because they're afraid they can steal their soul like a polaroid. Someone has to pen this one. __________________ The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

01-07-2013, 03:27 PM	#495
JBond Beyond Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sol Posts: 67,675	Oh by the way, there's a movie on Ty Cobb on MLBN this weekend, I think. Tommy Lee Jones plays Cobb. __________________ The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

01-08-2013, 02:10 PM	#498
JBond Beyond Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sol Posts: 67,675	What's wrong with psycho? __________________ The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

01-08-2013, 04:28 PM	#499
Knerys 1701 Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Qo'noS Posts: 32,066	See that's what I said! __________________ "I have been and always shall be your friend."

01-08-2013, 05:32 PM	#500
JBond Beyond Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sol Posts: 67,675	Just before you murdered a bus of nuns? __________________ The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday