Real-Life Shenanigans! - Page 19

Justin · 12-14-2012, 10:24 PM

**JBond** · 12-15-2012, 09:13 PM

Neverending · 12-16-2012, 01:44 AM

This photo made me laugh for a good 5 minutes:

Deexan · 12-16-2012, 06:05 AM

Ramplate · 12-16-2012, 06:54 AM

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we petition the obama administration to:
Transfer funds from the drug war to fund the research and development of the genetic engineering of domestic cat girls.

We believe that the genetic engineering of cat girls could be potentially beneficial for the economy and an effective for use as domestic house servant. The money being used to fight the drug war is effectively pointless. We could be using this money to fund other much more important things such as the genetic engineering of cat girls for domestic use. The government could then sell these genetic household workers to boost the economy and try to further decrease the national debt. They could be used around the house so that the homeowners could pursue jobs to also boost the economy.
Created: Nov 19, 2012

Quote:

we petition the obama administration to:
Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.

Those who sign here petition the United States government to secure funding and resources, and begin construction on a Death Star by 2016.

By focusing our defense resources into a space-superiority platform and weapon system such as a Death Star, the government can spur job creation in the fields of construction, engineering, space exploration, and more, and strengthen our national defense.

Created: Nov 14, 2012

Tolkien · 12-17-2012, 02:49 PM

Next time use spellcheck!

Justin · 12-20-2012, 10:59 PM

Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

**JBond** · 12-20-2012, 11:09 PM

F***in' A. I'm going to be completely immobile tomorrow once the muscle strains kick in from all the shoveling I did today. There was a good 12".

Deexan · 12-21-2012, 12:05 PM

Gayest post ever?

**JBond** · 12-21-2012, 01:59 PM

The last part occured to me at the time.

Brock Landers · 12-21-2012, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBond

F***in' A. I'm going to be completely immobile tomorrow once the muscle strains kick in from all the shoveling I did today. There was a good 12".

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deexan

Gayest post ever?

There has to be a "homosexual snow" joke around here somewhere. Does the snow fall cleaner and have a preference for showtunes?

**JBond** · 12-21-2012, 02:05 PM

Let me know when you find it.

Brock Landers · 12-21-2012, 02:20 PM

I'm attending my third "Ugly Christmas Sweater Party" tomorrow night, and I wish I had this piece of art:

Deexan · 12-21-2012, 04:52 PM

Ha, nice.

Justin · 12-21-2012, 05:03 PM

I must own that sweater.

Ramplate · 12-24-2012, 12:54 PM

From an ABC News Blog on Yahoo:

Quote:

A New Hampshire man is the winner of a $2.1 Megabucks lottery jackpot even though the lucky ticket wasn't the one he intended to buy.

Wow a whole $2.10

Ramplate · 12-27-2012, 02:14 PM

Man Dies After Eating 28 Raw Eggs In One Sitting

He may have enjoyed bragging rights after winning the bet, but the gentleman who ate 28 raw eggs paid the ultimate price to prove a point.

Dhaou Fatnassi, a 20-year-old man from the North African country of Tunisia, died after consuming over two dozen raw eggs. According to news.com.au, the man reportedly began stuffing the food into his gaping maw after a group of friends dared him to do it. Unfortunately, the cost of winning the bet was his life.

After realizing that something was seriously wrong with their friend, the group called an ambulance to the scene.

“Doctors were called in after the young man felt strong stomach pains, but he died before medical assistance could reach him,” Tunisia’s Shems FM radio station said in a report on Wednesday.

IBN Live explains that, while it’s likely the man died due to eating so many raw eggs, an official cause of death has not been determined. An investigation into his passing is presently underway.

Although some people believe eating raw eggs won’t hurt you, HealthMad explains it’s probably best to err on the side of caution.

The website explains:

“The main concern is that raw eggs could contain a bacteria known as Salmonella enteritidis which is known to cause food poisoning. Statistics show that only about one in thirty thousand eggs contain this bacteria, but there’s no way to tell by looking at it whether you have a ‘bad egg.’ “

As strange as it may sound, this isn’t the first time someone has died while eating something on a dare. The Inquisitr previously reported that 32-year-old Edward Archbold met his maker after consuming a large amount of worms, roaches, and other insects during a contest.

After vomiting inside the store hosting the challenge, Archbold soon collapsed. He was pronounced dead at Broward Health North. Had he not died after eating the unappealing mix of insects and worms, Archbold would have walked away with a free snake from a West Palm Beach pet store.

Neverending · 12-28-2012, 06:00 PM

**JBond** · 12-28-2012, 06:27 PM

I'm so glad everything is underlined and circled. I guess not enough people got the joke when that circulated a year ago.

Deexan · 12-28-2012, 06:37 PM

Their parents must be so proud.

**JBond** · 12-28-2012, 06:39 PM

Well, yeah, he's a Bruin. Or something. I don't know hockey.

I'd be more embarassed by their text-spelling.

Deexan · 12-28-2012, 06:40 PM

Oh, so that's not the BaseBall?

**JBond** · 12-28-2012, 09:02 PM

Nope. You can tell by the shape of the stick thing.

Neverending · 12-28-2012, 09:03 PM

Look at the center of this image for 30 seconds:

Then watch Van Gogh’s *Starry Night* come to life:

Tolkien · 12-28-2012, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deexan

Their parents must be so proud.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBond

Well, yeah, he's a Bruin. Or something. I don't know hockey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deexan

Oh, so that's not the BaseBall?

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBond

Nope. You can tell by the shape of the stick thing.

You bastards make me sick! Respect the game! RESPECT THE HOCKEY!!!

12-15-2012, 09:13 PM	#452
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12-20-2012, 11:09 PM	#458
JBond Beyond Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sol Posts: 67,675	F*in' A. I'm going to be completely immobile tomorrow once the muscle strains kick in from all the shoveling I did today. There was a good 12". __________________ The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013.** 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

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12-20-2012, 10:59 PM	#457
Justin Executive Producer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 11,920	Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

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12-21-2012, 01:59 PM	#460
JBond Beyond Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sol Posts: 67,675	The last part occured to me at the time. __________________ The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

12-21-2012, 02:05 PM	#462
JBond Beyond Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sol Posts: 67,675	Let me know when you find it. __________________ The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

12-21-2012, 02:20 PM	#463
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12-21-2012, 04:52 PM	#464
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12-21-2012, 05:03 PM	#465
Justin Executive Producer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 11,920	I must own that sweater.

12-27-2012, 02:14 PM	#467
Ramplate Muwahahaha!...Hamster. Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 25,786	Man Dies After Eating 28 Raw Eggs In One Sitting He may have enjoyed bragging rights after winning the bet, but the gentleman who ate 28 raw eggs paid the ultimate price to prove a point. Dhaou Fatnassi, a 20-year-old man from the North African country of Tunisia, died after consuming over two dozen raw eggs. According to news.com.au, the man reportedly began stuffing the food into his gaping maw after a group of friends dared him to do it. Unfortunately, the cost of winning the bet was his life. After realizing that something was seriously wrong with their friend, the group called an ambulance to the scene. “Doctors were called in after the young man felt strong stomach pains, but he died before medical assistance could reach him,” Tunisia’s Shems FM radio station said in a report on Wednesday. IBN Live explains that, while it’s likely the man died due to eating so many raw eggs, an official cause of death has not been determined. An investigation into his passing is presently underway. Although some people believe eating raw eggs won’t hurt you, HealthMad explains it’s probably best to err on the side of caution. The website explains: “The main concern is that raw eggs could contain a bacteria known as Salmonella enteritidis which is known to cause food poisoning. Statistics show that only about one in thirty thousand eggs contain this bacteria, but there’s no way to tell by looking at it whether you have a ‘bad egg.’ “ As strange as it may sound, this isn’t the first time someone has died while eating something on a dare. The Inquisitr previously reported that 32-year-old Edward Archbold met his maker after consuming a large amount of worms, roaches, and other insects during a contest. After vomiting inside the store hosting the challenge, Archbold soon collapsed. He was pronounced dead at Broward Health North. Had he not died after eating the unappealing mix of insects and worms, Archbold would have walked away with a free snake from a West Palm Beach pet store. __________________ "When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?"

12-28-2012, 06:00 PM	#468
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,156	__________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

12-28-2012, 06:27 PM	#469
JBond Beyond Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sol Posts: 67,675	I'm so glad everything is underlined and circled. I guess not enough people got the joke when that circulated a year ago. __________________ The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

12-28-2012, 06:37 PM	#470
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12-28-2012, 06:39 PM	#471
JBond Beyond Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sol Posts: 67,675	Well, yeah, he's a Bruin. Or something. I don't know hockey. I'd be more embarassed by their text-spelling. __________________ The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

12-28-2012, 06:40 PM	#472
Deexan Integral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 10,413	Oh, so that's not the BaseBall? __________________ You know it is frightening, You know it's like lightning SoundCloud Twitter

12-28-2012, 09:02 PM	#473
JBond Beyond Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sol Posts: 67,675	Nope. You can tell by the shape of the stick thing. __________________ The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

12-28-2012, 09:03 PM	#474
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,156	Look at the center of this image for 30 seconds: Then watch Van Gogh’s Starry Night come to life: __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread