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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Oregon
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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This is what Frizzo does when he's bored at work:
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"Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread |
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Executive Producer
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: In a pool of my own filth
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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"Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread |
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Feed me
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For ever and ever.
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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OMG that is so Creepy!
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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It'll haunt your dreams, Ramplate.
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"Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread |
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Ninja + Poet
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Oregon
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I’m sorry to differ with you sir, but YOU are the manager of this store. You’ve always been the manager. I should know, sir: I’ve always been here.
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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![]() ![]() Have you ever had a SINGLE MOMENT'S THOUGHT about my responsibilities? Have you ever thought, for a single solitary moment about my responsibilities to my employers? Has it ever occurred to you that I have agreed to look after the store until May the FIRST. Does it MATTER TO YOU AT ALL that the OWNERS have placed their COMPLETE CONFIDENCE and TRUST in me, and that I have signed a letter of agreement, a CONTRACT, in which I have accepted that RESPONSIBILITY? Do you have the SLIGHTEST IDEA, what a MORAL AND ETHICAL PRINCIPLE IS, DO YOU? Has it ever occurred to you what would happen to my future, if I were to fail to live up to my responsibilities? Has it ever occurred to you? HAS IT?
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" Last edited by Ramplate; 11-27-2012 at 04:32 PM. |
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Executive Producer
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Wacky Ramplate.
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Executive Producer
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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This is funny, but I also feel bad for the employees that had to fix it afterwards.
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"Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread |
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Executive Producer
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Feed me
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Was the word play worth the loss of proper grammar?
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Qo'noS
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Killjoy.
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Feed me
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I aim to please.
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Executive Producer
Join Date: Dec 2007
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I think the poor grammar makes it even funnier.
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Integral
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 10,323
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They should've spelt "we" with two Es.
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Feed me
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And spelt "please," "penis."
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Join Date: Aug 2003
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I'm about to drive in the ocean, I'm about to swim from something that's bigger than me SoundCloud |
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 18,097
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"Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread |
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Executive Producer
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:
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Executive Producer
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: In a pool of my own filth
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