What's on Your Mind: The Saga

[Doomsday]

Originally Posted by FranklinTard

i for one welcome our spam overlords.

[Brock Landers]

Originally Posted by JBond

I dunno, I often have to think a moment about how to situate the "i" and "e" in Spieilbeirg.

It's Spieelibieirg, dunce.

[JBond]

That explains all of his movies about Norwegians. Like "Bjorg's List."

[Neverending]

War in the Middle East. What else is new?

[MovieBuff801]

Is there anyone else on here whose Number One Pet Peeve is the sound of people chewing? I mean, I'm polite and can put on a good show to act like it doesn't bother me, but on the inside it's just like nails on a chalkboard to me.

[Justin]

Chewing with your mouth open is a big thing with me, I can't stand it.

[Tolkien]

There's a sexual reference to make here... where's Frizzo when we need him to make it?

[Neverending]

Black Friday is this week. Frizzo won't be around for a while.

[Angelixx]

Originally Posted by moviebuff801

Is there anyone else on here whose Number One Pet Peeve is the sound of people chewing? I mean, I'm polite and can put on a good show to act like it doesn't bother me, but on the inside it's just like nails on a chalkboard to me.

Originally Posted by Justin

Chewing with your mouth open is a big thing with me, I can't stand it.

I'm the same way. It's the reason I can't eat dinner with my family anymore. And people that make this moaning sound when they eat makes me wanna break limbs. I can literally hear the saliva in people's mouths when they eat.
I told my doctor this as a joke once and he said it's an actual mental disorder; a form of anxiety. I guess he kinda saw I wasn't joking.

But at least I have an excuse for wanting to violently hurt people who eat near me. I'm a nice person, I swear.

[Deexan]

What about people who ask you a direct question immediately after they see you have a big mouthful of food, resulting in having to answer them mid-chew or leaving a long awkward silence as they stare directly into your eyes while you attempt to consume it all, maybe nodding and waving your hand at the same time just so they are aware that you are going as quickly as you can and will be answering their question ASAP. Then there's the issue of residue being in your teeth and the risk of spitting a bit out as you speak.

If they get a sliver of chicken breast in their eye they've only themselves to blame.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally Posted by Neverending

Black Friday is this week. Frizzo won't be around for a while.

Oh, I'll be here...but yeah, busy busy week for me. Late nights, early mornings, shoplifters, rude, *****y customers, yeah....

[Ser Ty Of Ross]

Originally Posted by Frizzo the Clown

Oh, I'll be here...but yeah, busy busy week for me. Late nights, early mornings, shoplifters, rude, *****y customers, yeah....

I thought you had the midget army taking care of all that

[MasterChief117]

Originally Posted by moviebuff801

Is there anyone else on here whose Number One Pet Peeve is the sound of people chewing? I mean, I'm polite and can put on a good show to act like it doesn't bother me, but on the inside it's just like nails on a chalkboard to me.

Originally Posted by Justin

Chewing with your mouth open is a big thing with me, I can't stand it.

That and gum chewing, but to the extreme is really annoying. I cannot stand it.


Also, nails on a chalk board makes me gag.

[MasterChief117]

Credit score is 700. Pretty proud of myself. I have been extremely responsible with credit card payments, only been late once (by a day) and always, ALWAYS over paid.

[MovieBuff801]

Originally Posted by Angelixx

I'm the same way. It's the reason I can't eat dinner with my family anymore. And people that make this moaning sound when they eat makes me wanna break limbs. I can literally hear the saliva in people's mouths when they eat.
I told my doctor this as a joke once and he said it's an actual mental disorder; a form of anxiety. I guess he kinda saw I wasn't joking.

But at least I have an excuse for wanting to violently hurt people who eat near me. I'm a nice person, I swear.

Really? It's a form of anxiety? Wow.

My dad, though, I swear is the loudest chewer I've ever heard. I love the guy and everything, but whenever I eat with my parents, it's all I can do not to hit something. And it doesn't help that sometimes he talks WHILE he's chewing. I mean, c'mon, parents advocate table manners and the least they can do is lead by example.

[Ramplate]

Originally Posted by MasterChief117

Credit score is 700. Pretty proud of myself. I have been extremely responsible with credit card payments, only been late once (by a day) and always, ALWAYS over paid.

Cool beans - good for you.

[JBond]

Originally Posted by moviebuff801

Really? It's a form of anxiety? Wow.

I'm sure that's what he said just before trying to sell her medication.

What about people who say "It's not your fault" after you tell them "I'm sorry" following a bad circumstance? "You're right, it's not my fault your cat died. What was I thinking?"

[Fanible]

That's definitely one for me. I only just recently listed it when my girlfriend asked what some of my pet peeves were. It always seems like such a strange response, like they're misinterpreting why you said it.

[Ramplate]

I hate it when people ask, "Need any help?" and then follow up the answer "No thanks." with "Are you sure?"

[JBond]

I could write a list of pet peeves of mine that revolve around politeness. I weep for those occasions when hosts honestly want their guests to be happy and have a drink and the guests honestly think it's best to "be polite" and never accept anything. Then no one's happy.

[Ramplate]

lol "No, I'll take care of the check." i.e. *Please pay the check, I'm broke but I wanted to show off.*

[Ramplate]

Well, Nikki has been a bit quiet today, and not following me around as much.
Last night I went to look for my glasses and she was watching me from all the way across the room sitting on a chair, I backed up not knowing she was all of a sudden behind me. I guess she was following me around the corner and didn't expect me to back up.
Anyway, I didn't run her over but just bumped into her, because I head the skittering of toenails across the wood floor. So she's darted out of the way a couple of times since, but we've had no more crashes.

I think she has a cold too - she didn't eat much this morning, but when I got back from shopping I noticed she finally had some more. I got places for her to sleep set up all around the apartment for her, just in case she wants to sit next to me.
Otherwise I didn't have much furniture in here anyway - I have my chair with me at all times lol. A chair, a bed, and the throne in the bathroom is all the furniture I need to sit on.

[IanTheCool]

Originally Posted by JBond

I'm sure that's what he said just before trying to sell her medication.

What about people who say "It's not your fault" after you tell them "I'm sorry" following a bad circumstance? "You're right, it's not my fault your cat died. What was I thinking?"

I hate when people tell me its not my fault, and when I tell them 'I Know' they just keep repeating that its not my fault until I eventually give in and break down crying.

[JBond]

[sshuttari]