Best Caption - Page 957

Deexan · 10-28-2012, 04:21 PM

Brock

**JBond** · 10-28-2012, 05:26 PM

Brock Landers · 10-28-2012, 06:22 PM

Bootsy was your average, mild-mannered cat with a litter on the way. His life was simple. And then his life completely changed the day he found out he had feline cancer. What is Bootsy -- a coward even by feline standards -- supposed to do to provide for the litter he leaves behind when the time comes for him to be put-down and then be buried in a shoebox in the backyard? Put his chemistry skills to use, that's how. With the help of the less-intelligent cat next door, Bootsy has a plan: create the world's purest Catnip and use the cash to pay for his feline-cancer treatments. What could go wrong? It's the purrrrr-fect plan...or so Bootsy thought. BREAKING CAT.

Deexan · 10-28-2012, 06:29 PM

Pu$$y Galore

Ramplate · 10-29-2012, 06:44 AM

"Yeah hi, I'd like to put a hit out on the kid with the black magic marker."

Ser Ty Of Ross · 10-29-2012, 11:46 AM

Make with the Little Friskies or I play scratching post.

Ewok Droppings · 10-29-2012, 11:50 AM

No matter how much money Bob kept throwing at the p**sy, he still never got laid for some reason.

**JBond** · 10-31-2012, 02:00 AM

Brock

Brock Landers · 10-31-2012, 02:18 AM

Ewok

Ramplate · 10-31-2012, 10:16 AM

Brock

Deexan · 11-01-2012, 07:10 PM

Ramplate

Ewok Droppings · 11-01-2012, 07:12 PM

Deex

Ewok Droppings · 11-04-2012, 02:00 AM

**JBond** · 11-04-2012, 03:14 AM

Brock, you can take it.

Ewok Droppings · 11-07-2012, 10:56 PM

Brock?

Brock Landers · 11-08-2012, 03:02 PM

Oops, dearly sorry folks -- didn't even notice I'd won until Jibbs sent me a PM. My bad. I've got nothing for right now, so whoever wants to get us back on track, go right ahead.

Ewok Droppings · 11-08-2012, 03:45 PM

Ser Ty Of Ross · 11-09-2012, 02:01 AM

Remember what your mom always told you about wearing clean underwear.....

**JBond** · 11-09-2012, 02:25 PM

The gunman had no relation to the dispute and had in fact just woken up. He was later quoted as saying "How could I not?"

Ramplate · 11-09-2012, 03:08 PM

"I shot him because he had pink underwear!"

Brock Landers · 11-09-2012, 03:22 PM

NEWLY DISCOVERED PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE: Lee Harvey Oswald was, in fact, not trying to assassinate President Kennedy at all -- he merely "hated his ****ing neighbors." What happened that day in Dallas was merely blind luck and unbelievable coincidence. We've all pondered killing our neighbors at some point -- you know, those neighbors -- but few go through with it, let alone have the bad fortune to have a presidential motorcade passing-by.

Deexan · 11-09-2012, 08:12 PM

Looks like Hasselfhoff's off the wagon again.

FilmJerk · 11-09-2012, 09:49 PM

Bill Clinton still up to his old shenanigans

Ewok Droppings · 11-10-2012, 05:54 PM

just for kicks:

Kirstie Alley continues to claim that her friendship with Simon Cowell was "strictly plutonic" and that he was shot in a hunting accident.

Ewok Droppings · 11-11-2012, 11:01 AM

Deexan

10-28-2012, 04:21 PM	#23901
Deexan Integral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 10,413	Brock __________________ You know it is frightening, You know it's like lightning SoundCloud Twitter

10-28-2012, 05:26 PM	#23902
JBond Beyond Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sol Posts: 67,675	__________________ The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

10-28-2012, 06:22 PM	#23903
Brock Landers Ninja + Poet Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Oregon Posts: 27,020	Bootsy was your average, mild-mannered cat with a litter on the way. His life was simple. And then his life completely changed the day he found out he had feline cancer. What is Bootsy -- a coward even by feline standards -- supposed to do to provide for the litter he leaves behind when the time comes for him to be put-down and then be buried in a shoebox in the backyard? Put his chemistry skills to use, that's how. With the help of the less-intelligent cat next door, Bootsy has a plan: create the world's purest Catnip and use the cash to pay for his feline-cancer treatments. What could go wrong? It's the purrrrr-fect plan...or so Bootsy thought. BREAKING CAT. __________________ YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH. YOU'VE GOT THE POWER. This will explain everything.

10-28-2012, 06:29 PM	#23904
Deexan Integral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 10,413	Pu$$y Galore __________________ You know it is frightening, You know it's like lightning SoundCloud Twitter

10-29-2012, 06:44 AM	#23905
Ramplate Muwahahaha!...Hamster. Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 25,786	"Yeah hi, I'd like to put a hit out on the kid with the black magic marker." __________________ "When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?"

10-29-2012, 11:46 AM	#23906
Ser Ty Of Ross Knight of Angels Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Knowhere Posts: 1,325	Make with the Little Friskies or I play scratching post. __________________ A King may set a Knight to wondrous deeds but it is the Storyteller who makes him great.

10-29-2012, 11:50 AM	#23907
Ewok Droppings Executive Producer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Endor Forest Floor Posts: 14,481	No matter how much money Bob kept throwing at the p**sy, he still never got laid for some reason. __________________ The flat Earth myth is one of the greatest errors in modern history.

10-31-2012, 02:00 AM	#23908
JBond Beyond Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sol Posts: 67,675	Brock __________________ The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

10-31-2012, 02:18 AM	#23909
Brock Landers Ninja + Poet Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Oregon Posts: 27,020	Ewok __________________ YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH. YOU'VE GOT THE POWER. This will explain everything.

10-31-2012, 10:16 AM	#23910
Ramplate Muwahahaha!...Hamster. Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 25,786	Brock __________________ "When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?"

11-01-2012, 07:10 PM	#23911
Deexan Integral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 10,413	Ramplate __________________ You know it is frightening, You know it's like lightning SoundCloud Twitter

11-01-2012, 07:12 PM	#23912
Ewok Droppings Executive Producer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Endor Forest Floor Posts: 14,481	Deex __________________ The flat Earth myth is one of the greatest errors in modern history.

11-04-2012, 02:00 AM	#23913
Ewok Droppings Executive Producer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Endor Forest Floor Posts: 14,481	Next __________________ The flat Earth myth is one of the greatest errors in modern history.

11-04-2012, 03:14 AM	#23914
JBond Beyond Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sol Posts: 67,675	Brock, you can take it. __________________ The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

11-07-2012, 10:56 PM	#23915
Ewok Droppings Executive Producer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Endor Forest Floor Posts: 14,481	Brock? __________________ The flat Earth myth is one of the greatest errors in modern history.

11-08-2012, 03:02 PM	#23916
Brock Landers Ninja + Poet Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Oregon Posts: 27,020	Oops, dearly sorry folks -- didn't even notice I'd won until Jibbs sent me a PM. My bad. I've got nothing for right now, so whoever wants to get us back on track, go right ahead. __________________ YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH. YOU'VE GOT THE POWER. This will explain everything.

11-08-2012, 03:45 PM	#23917
Ewok Droppings Executive Producer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Endor Forest Floor Posts: 14,481	__________________ The flat Earth myth is one of the greatest errors in modern history.

11-09-2012, 02:01 AM	#23918
Ser Ty Of Ross Knight of Angels Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Knowhere Posts: 1,325	Remember what your mom always told you about wearing clean underwear..... __________________ A King may set a Knight to wondrous deeds but it is the Storyteller who makes him great.

11-09-2012, 02:25 PM	#23919
JBond Beyond Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sol Posts: 67,675	The gunman had no relation to the dispute and had in fact just woken up. He was later quoted as saying "How could I not?" __________________ The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

11-09-2012, 03:08 PM	#23920
Ramplate Muwahahaha!...Hamster. Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 25,786	"I shot him because he had pink underwear!" __________________ "When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" Last edited by Ramplate; 11-09-2012 at 04:25 PM.

11-09-2012, 03:22 PM	#23921
Brock Landers Ninja + Poet Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Oregon Posts: 27,020	NEWLY DISCOVERED PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE: Lee Harvey Oswald was, in fact, not trying to assassinate President Kennedy at all -- he merely "hated his ***ing neighbors." What happened that day in Dallas was merely blind luck and unbelievable coincidence. We've all pondered killing our neighbors at some point -- you know, those* neighbors -- but few go through with it, let alone have the bad fortune to have a presidential motorcade passing-by. __________________ YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH. YOU'VE GOT THE POWER. This will explain everything.

11-09-2012, 08:12 PM	#23922
Deexan Integral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 10,413	Looks like Hasselfhoff's off the wagon again. __________________ You know it is frightening, You know it's like lightning SoundCloud Twitter

11-09-2012, 09:49 PM	#23923
FilmJerk How bout a magic trick? Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In your mind Posts: 5,953	Bill Clinton still up to his old shenanigans __________________ Top 5 All Time 1. The Dark Knight 2. Heat 3. Training Day 4. Collateral 5. The Departed

11-10-2012, 05:54 PM	#23924
Ewok Droppings Executive Producer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Endor Forest Floor Posts: 14,481	just for kicks: Kirstie Alley continues to claim that her friendship with Simon Cowell was "strictly plutonic" and that he was shot in a hunting accident. __________________ The flat Earth myth is one of the greatest errors in modern history.

11-11-2012, 11:01 AM	#23925
Ewok Droppings Executive Producer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Endor Forest Floor Posts: 14,481	Deexan __________________ The flat Earth myth is one of the greatest errors in modern history.