Psychologist Bob - Page 3

MasterChief117 · 07-29-2012, 12:33 AM

Make it happen. It would seriously been so funny. I'm actually cracking up over your skits. The one with the Rorschach got me so good.

Justin · 07-29-2012, 10:19 PM

These are great Jibbs.

**JBond** · 10-28-2012, 04:04 AM

Episode 13: I've Seen That Movie Too

*Psychologist Bob is sitting at his desk making a card castle*

Bob: "And they dubbed him King Bobowski...King of Narnia."

*The intercom buzzes*

Receptionist: "Bob, your 4 O'Clock is here."
Bob: "Thank you, Mrs. Cannoli. Send him in."

*The man walks in and takes a seat in front of Psychologist Bob*

Bob: "Michael Fisk, was it? I'm Mr. Bobowski"
Michael: "Nice to meet you."
Bob: "Now what seems to be the problem?"
Michael: "As you may have read from my file, (Bob is slowly shaking his head) I have a severe temper problem that can come about unexpectedly. It doesn't even usually have anything to do with being provoked."
Bob: "Just out of nowhere, then? Well, that doesn't make sense...are you sure?"
Michael: "Quite sure..."
Bob: "Hard to wrap my brain around that..." *scratches his head*
Michael: "It's like I become this other person, and after I-"

*Bob is suddenly much more invested in the conversation*

Bob: "You feel like another person? Like you have multiple personality disorder!?"
Michael: "Oh, no, it's nothing like that. It's more like-"
Bob:: "I've never had a multiple personality one yet...just like in Fight Club!"
Michael: "It's not multiple personality disorder! I'm sure of it!
Bob: "If you don't have it...how can you be so sure what it's like?"

*The sound of Michael's loss of respect for Bob slowly crosses the room*

Michael: "I don't have...the thing from Fight Club. It's starts with a sort of detachment from society, and..."
Bob: "Like "Chief" from One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest?"
Michael: He was practically comatose. I can still function, but I become like this sad, amorphous blob that's devoid of all life, emotion or purpose, and-"
Bob:: "Like that chick from Twilight?"
Michael: "Enough with the movie analogies! I'm a real person who needs help!"
Bob: "Whoa, don't get angry there, Michael. I'm here to help you. Now, for simplicity's sake, let's proceed as if you have multiple personalities. Don't worry, I'll only bill you once."
Michael: "You're insane! You need more help than I do!"
Bob: "I'm starting to see some of that randomly-occuring anger you were speaking about. Fascinating. Now then...am I talking to Michael right now...?
Michael: "For the love of God..."
Bob: "To make things easier I'm going to name your angry personality: Justin."
Michael: "Why?"
Bob: "Oh. I knew a Justin in high school. Total jerk. Now, Justin, I'd like to get to the source of your anger."
Michael: "You're the source of my anger right now, Mr. Bobowski. I'd like to leave now."
Bob: "Stay out of this, Michael. I'm trying to speak to Justin. Justin."

*Michael punches Bob in the face, knocking him sideways into his card castle, and storms out of the office*
*Bob slowly regains his composure*

Bob: "Who the f**k was that?"

*Bob pushes the intercom button*

Bob: "Mrs. Cannoli? I'm going to need you to print out three invoices mailed out to the following people..."

Knerys · 10-31-2012, 04:37 PM

Bob: "Stay out of this, Michael. I'm trying to speak to Justin. Justin."

HA!

Nice. Do another one!

**Frizzo the Clown** · 10-31-2012, 08:10 PM

****ing great, as usual.

Justin · 11-02-2012, 10:47 PM

IanTheCool · 11-08-2012, 07:40 PM

And you managed to get in a dig at twilight. Awesome.

**JBond** · 11-08-2012, 09:13 PM

Comedy rule of 3.

07-29-2012, 12:33 AM	#51
MasterChief117 The Batman Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gotham City Posts: 13,328	Make it happen. It would seriously been so funny. I'm actually cracking up over your skits. The one with the Rorschach got me so good. __________________ "You will give the people an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders." "You don't owe these people anymore. You've given them everything." "Not everything, not yet."

10-28-2012, 04:04 AM	#53
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,485	Episode 13: I've Seen That Movie Too Psychologist Bob is sitting at his desk making a card castle Bob: "And they dubbed him King Bobowski...King of Narnia." The intercom buzzes Receptionist: "Bob, your 4 O'Clock is here." Bob: "Thank you, Mrs. Cannoli. Send him in." The man walks in and takes a seat in front of Psychologist Bob Bob: "Michael Fisk, was it? I'm Mr. Bobowski" Michael: "Nice to meet you." Bob: "Now what seems to be the problem?" Michael: "As you may have read from my file, (Bob is slowly shaking his head) I have a severe temper problem that can come about unexpectedly. It doesn't even usually have anything to do with being provoked." Bob: "Just out of nowhere, then? Well, that doesn't make sense...are you sure?" Michael: "Quite sure..." Bob: "Hard to wrap my brain around that..." scratches his head Michael: "It's like I become this other person, and after I-" Bob is suddenly much more invested in the conversation Bob: "You feel like another person? Like you have multiple personality disorder!?" Michael: "Oh, no, it's nothing like that. It's more like-" Bob:: "I've never had a multiple personality one yet...just like in Fight Club!" Michael: "It's not multiple personality disorder! I'm sure of it! Bob: "If you don't have it...how can you be so sure what it's like?" The sound of Michael's loss of respect for Bob slowly crosses the room Michael: "I don't have...the thing from Fight Club. It's starts with a sort of detachment from society, and..." Bob: "Like "Chief" from One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest?" Michael: He was practically comatose. I can still function, but I become like this sad, amorphous blob that's devoid of all life, emotion or purpose, and-" Bob:: "Like that chick from Twilight?" Michael: "Enough with the movie analogies! I'm a real person who needs help!" Bob: "Whoa, don't get angry there, Michael. I'm here to help you. Now, for simplicity's sake, let's proceed as if you have multiple personalities. Don't worry, I'll only bill you once." Michael: "You're insane! You need more help than I do!" Bob: "I'm starting to see some of that randomly-occuring anger you were speaking about. Fascinating. Now then...am I talking to Michael right now...? Michael: "For the love of God..." Bob: "To make things easier I'm going to name your angry personality: Justin." Michael: "Why?" Bob: "Oh. I knew a Justin in high school. Total jerk. Now, Justin, I'd like to get to the source of your anger." Michael: "You're the source of my anger right now, Mr. Bobowski. I'd like to leave now." Bob: "Stay out of this, Michael. I'm trying to speak to Justin. Justin." Michael punches Bob in the face, knocking him sideways into his card castle, and storms out of the office Bob slowly regains his composure Bob: "Who the f*k was that?" Bob pushes the intercom button* Bob: "Mrs. Cannoli? I'm going to need you to print out three invoices mailed out to the following people..." __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

10-31-2012, 04:37 PM	#54
Knerys Twip Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Qo'noS Posts: 32,014	*Bob: "Stay out of this, Michael. I'm trying to speak to Justin. Justin."* HA! Nice. Do another one! __________________ Bruce: It's not easy to give up being God. Terry: I guess you'd know.

11-08-2012, 09:13 PM	#58
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,485	Comedy rule of 3. __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

07-29-2012, 10:19 PM	#52
Justin Executive Producer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 11,896	These are great Jibbs.

10-31-2012, 08:10 PM	#55
Frizzo the Clown Executive Producer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a pool of my own filth Posts: 36,855	****ing great, as usual.

11-02-2012, 10:47 PM	#56
Justin Executive Producer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 11,896

11-08-2012, 07:40 PM	#57
IanTheCool Executive Lego Producer Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 13,383	And you managed to get in a dig at twilight. Awesome.