Hollywood Shenanigans! - Page 2

Neverending · 03-22-2012, 10:40 AM

Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn are getting a supernatural makeover:

http://www.avclub.com/articles/tom-s...stcentu,71282/

Neverending · 03-28-2012, 01:07 PM

This is 100% real

**JBond** · 03-28-2012, 02:31 PM

I've known abuot that for some time. Good tagline, actually.

Neverending · 03-28-2012, 08:57 PM

JBond approved? Interesting...

**JBond** · 03-28-2012, 09:23 PM

Yes. I approve of the tagline.

Neverending · 04-03-2012, 02:16 AM

Roland Emmerich's next film is being described as "Die Hard in the White House." I guess after so many years of remaking and ripping off `80s movies, we've finally gotten to the `90s.

Neverending · 04-24-2012, 03:24 PM

http://news.moviefone.com/2012/04/23...n_1446455.html

Quote:

Maybe it's in the genes, but by 13, Jaden Smith -- Will Smith's son -- has already established himself as a bankable action star, and now it seems the sky's the limit.

According to Variety, Sony wants to cast Smith for the lead in the film adaptation of "Boy Nobody." In a role that sounds something along the lines of a teenage Jason Bourne or male version of "Hanna," Jaden's character would be "a brainwashed teenage assassin."

The film is based on the young adult novel by Allen Zadoff, and Sony currently has plans to make it into a trilogy. Variety quotes the author as saying that the lead character is a “young soldier trained not to feel; who could function in every situation without fear, sympathy or anger; who could assassinate strangers and then walk away emotionally unscathed.”

Sony Pictures and Overbrook Entertainment are in early talks to acquire the film rights as a vehicle for Smith, who's now filming M. Night Shyamalan's "After Earth" with his father.

sshuttari · 04-28-2012, 05:57 AM

Don't hate me for saying this but I kind of enjoyed "The Karate Kid" remake.

Ramplate · 04-28-2012, 08:54 AM

Parts were good - I was kind of entertained

Neverending · 04-28-2012, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sshuttari

Don't hate me for saying this but I kind of enjoyed "The Karate Kid" remake.

Yeah, it was a surprisingly good movie.

Neverending · 05-31-2012, 06:59 PM

On the heels of the $344 million worldwide success of TITANIC 3D, the studio and director Roland Emmerich, in conjunction with Stereo 3D, which did the work on TITANIC, will produce a top quality 3D version of the iconic INDEPENDENCE DAY. ID43D will be released worldwide on July 3, 2013.

**JBond** · 05-31-2012, 08:07 PM

ID43D. Funny.

sshuttari · 05-31-2012, 10:33 PM

Try saying that 10 times faster...

Neverending · 06-06-2012, 02:56 PM

This will haunt my dreams

VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

Neverending · 06-13-2012, 01:15 AM

Have you guys seen the TV ads for the Adam Sandles s--tfest, That's My Boy? Instead of critic quotes they're using reviews from Twitter. I can't imagine people watching this and saying, "oh, wow, people like it on Twitter. It must be good."

saveus1011 · 06-13-2012, 01:36 AM

"It's the funniest film I've seen since MEN IN BLACK 3!!"
- @sidious04, Twitter

Neverending · 06-13-2012, 01:48 AM

That's one of the actual reviews.

Neverending · 06-27-2012, 10:51 PM

WB is promoting Magic Mike as the Citizen Kane of Stripper movies. Call me crazy but I doubt it will top Striptease with Demi Moore.

Ramplate · 06-28-2012, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neverending

WB is promoting Magic Mike as the Citizen Kane of Stripper movies. Call me crazy but I doubt it will top Striptease with Demi Moore.

wrong thread

Neverending · 11-08-2012, 06:36 AM

Ramplate · 11-08-2012, 07:18 AM

in 3d huh?
I'll be impressed when I read in the paper about anyone getting eaten while on the toilet in the theater restroom

morpheus1987 · 11-08-2012, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramplate

in 3d huh?
I'll be impressed when I read in the paper about anyone getting eaten while on the toilet in the theater restroom

When you gotta go, you gotta go

Neverending · 11-08-2012, 08:10 PM

Trailer, ya'll.

VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

Neverending · 01-17-2013, 01:31 AM

Gremlins reboot?

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=98955

Deexan · 01-17-2013, 06:33 AM

Ugh.

The very thought of CGI Gremlins makes me die inside...

03-22-2012, 10:40 AM	#26
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03-28-2012, 01:07 PM	#27
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,115	This is 100% real __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

03-28-2012, 02:31 PM	#28
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,512	I've known abuot that for some time. Good tagline, actually. __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

03-28-2012, 08:57 PM	#29
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,115	JBond approved? Interesting... __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

03-28-2012, 09:23 PM	#30
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,512	Yes. I approve of the tagline. __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

04-03-2012, 02:16 AM	#31
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,115	Roland Emmerich's next film is being described as "Die Hard in the White House." I guess after so many years of remaking and ripping off `80s movies, we've finally gotten to the `90s. __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

04-28-2012, 08:54 AM	#34
Ramplate Muwahahaha!...Hamster. Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 25,668	Parts were good - I was kind of entertained __________________ "When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?"

05-31-2012, 06:59 PM	#36
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,115	On the heels of the $344 million worldwide success of TITANIC 3D, the studio and director Roland Emmerich, in conjunction with Stereo 3D, which did the work on TITANIC, will produce a top quality 3D version of the iconic INDEPENDENCE DAY. ID43D will be released worldwide on July 3, 2013. __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

05-31-2012, 08:07 PM	#37
JBond Feed me Join Date: May 2000 Location: SR388 Posts: 67,512	ID43D. Funny. __________________ The due date for Round 135 of the CS Film Club is Monday, May 20th, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday

06-06-2012, 02:56 PM	#39
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,115	This will haunt my dreams VIDEO-CLick to Watch!: __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

06-13-2012, 01:15 AM	#40
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,115	Have you guys seen the TV ads for the Adam Sandles s--tfest, That's My Boy? Instead of critic quotes they're using reviews from Twitter. I can't imagine people watching this and saying, "oh, wow, people like it on Twitter. It must be good." __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

06-13-2012, 01:36 AM	#41
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06-13-2012, 01:48 AM	#42
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,115	That's one of the actual reviews. __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

06-27-2012, 10:51 PM	#43
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,115	WB is promoting Magic Mike as the Citizen Kane of Stripper movies. Call me crazy but I doubt it will top Striptease with Demi Moore. __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

11-08-2012, 06:36 AM	#45
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,115	__________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

11-08-2012, 07:18 AM	#46
Ramplate Muwahahaha!...Hamster. Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 25,668	in 3d huh? I'll be impressed when I read in the paper about anyone getting eaten while on the toilet in the theater restroom __________________ "When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?"

11-08-2012, 08:10 PM	#48
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,115	Trailer, ya'll. VIDEO-CLick to Watch!: __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

01-17-2013, 01:31 AM	#49
Neverending sex Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,115	Gremlins reboot? http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=98955 __________________ "Would you like some boob action?" -Conan O'Brien July 13, 2004 12:55 AM "We’re No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: People who can’t afford HBO." - Conan O'Brien May 18, 2011 "I honestly don't know who gives me a bigger boner: Zoe Saldana OR Chris Pine. Star Trek Into My Pants!" - Kevin Smith February 24, 2013 The Batman Appreciation Thread

01-17-2013, 06:33 AM	#50
Deexan Integral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 10,335	Ugh. The very thought of CGI Gremlins makes me die inside... __________________ What's the law but a leash? SoundCloud Twitter