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Old 07-29-2012, 12:33 AM   #51
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Make it happen. It would seriously been so funny. I'm actually cracking up over your skits. The one with the Rorschach got me so good.
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Old 07-29-2012, 10:19 PM   #52
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These are great Jibbs.
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Old 10-28-2012, 04:04 AM   #53
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Episode 13: I've Seen That Movie Too

*Psychologist Bob is sitting at his desk making a card castle*

Bob: "And they dubbed him King Bobowski...King of Narnia."

*The intercom buzzes*

Receptionist: "Bob, your 4 O'Clock is here."
Bob: "Thank you, Mrs. Cannoli. Send him in."

*The man walks in and takes a seat in front of Psychologist Bob*

Bob: "Michael Fisk, was it? I'm Mr. Bobowski"
Michael: "Nice to meet you."
Bob: "Now what seems to be the problem?"
Michael: "As you may have read from my file, (Bob is slowly shaking his head) I have a severe temper problem that can come about unexpectedly. It doesn't even usually have anything to do with being provoked."
Bob: "Just out of nowhere, then? Well, that doesn't make sense...are you sure?"
Michael: "Quite sure..."
Bob: "Hard to wrap my brain around that..." *scratches his head*
Michael: "It's like I become this other person, and after I-"

*Bob is suddenly much more invested in the conversation*

Bob: "You feel like another person? Like you have multiple personality disorder!?"
Michael: "Oh, no, it's nothing like that. It's more like-"
Bob:: "I've never had a multiple personality one yet...just like in Fight Club!"
Michael: "It's not multiple personality disorder! I'm sure of it!
Bob: "If you don't have it...how can you be so sure what it's like?"

*The sound of Michael's loss of respect for Bob slowly crosses the room*

Michael: "I don't have...the thing from Fight Club. It's starts with a sort of detachment from society, and..."
Bob: "Like "Chief" from One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest?"
Michael: He was practically comatose. I can still function, but I become like this sad, amorphous blob that's devoid of all life, emotion or purpose, and-"
Bob:: "Like that chick from Twilight?"
Michael: "Enough with the movie analogies! I'm a real person who needs help!"
Bob: "Whoa, don't get angry there, Michael. I'm here to help you. Now, for simplicity's sake, let's proceed as if you have multiple personalities. Don't worry, I'll only bill you once."
Michael: "You're insane! You need more help than I do!"
Bob: "I'm starting to see some of that randomly-occuring anger you were speaking about. Fascinating. Now then...am I talking to Michael right now...?
Michael: "For the love of God..."
Bob: "To make things easier I'm going to name your angry personality: Justin."
Michael: "Why?"
Bob: "Oh. I knew a Justin in high school. Total jerk. Now, Justin, I'd like to get to the source of your anger."
Michael: "You're the source of my anger right now, Mr. Bobowski. I'd like to leave now."
Bob: "Stay out of this, Michael. I'm trying to speak to Justin. Justin."

*Michael punches Bob in the face, knocking him sideways into his card castle, and storms out of the office*
*Bob slowly regains his composure*

Bob: "Who the f**k was that?"

*Bob pushes the intercom button*

Bob: "Mrs. Cannoli? I'm going to need you to print out three invoices mailed out to the following people..."
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Old 10-31-2012, 04:37 PM   #54
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Bob: "Stay out of this, Michael. I'm trying to speak to Justin. Justin."

HA!

Nice. Do another one!
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Old 10-31-2012, 08:10 PM   #55
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****ing great, as usual.
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Old 11-02-2012, 10:47 PM   #56
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:40 PM   #57
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And you managed to get in a dig at twilight. Awesome.
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Old 11-08-2012, 09:13 PM   #58
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Comedy rule of 3.
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