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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
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"I feel that it was all God's plan..."
- George Zimmerman on the night he shot and killed Trevon Martin
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" |
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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From an AP news article on the recent theater attack:
The federal official spoke on condition of anonymity to in order to discuss the investigation, said the disabled weapon. Smart weapon - it can talk.
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" |
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Post about an article on 21 people who recently walked on fire at one of Tim Robbins' seminars
If you pay money to go to a motivational speaker/ life coach, the least he can do is burn your feet to teach you a lesson.
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" |
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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“The right to bear arms is because it’s the last form of defense against tyranny,”
“If somebody wants to kill people, they don’t need a gun to do it.” Ice-T
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" |
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"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well."
- Joe Ancis |
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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"I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office. When you're rich, you want a Republican in office."
-Jenna Jameson (said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in San Francisco's South of Market neighborhood)
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" Last edited by Ramplate; 08-03-2012 at 12:27 PM. |
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I saw Jenna's tweet and how she was then inundated with tweets how she wouldn't be rish if it had anything to do with the Republicans. She was really quite a ***** in response to those people.
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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haha
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" |
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Join Date: Aug 2003
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"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do."
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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"I would like you to join me in welcoming the next president of the United States, Paul Ryan!"
-Mitt Romney
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" |
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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"I ... did ... not ... kill ... him ... on ... purpose."
- Na Cola Darcel Franklin just hours before her wedding to victim Billy Rafael Brewster
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" |
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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"What is so great about Pussy Riot that all these international stars support them?" Russian singer Valeria wrote on her website, according to Reuters. "They must be saying this because someone ordered them to."
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" Last edited by Ramplate; 08-17-2012 at 08:54 AM. |
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"We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time." - T.S. Eliot
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The due date for Round 137 of the CS Film Club is Monday, July 1st, 2013. 59 out of 64 Hugo Award winners completed. "Die Hard 5 makes Die Hard 4 look like Die Hard 1" - Doomsday |
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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“With you, we can win North Carolina again!”
-VP Joe Biden speaking in Virginia.
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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“Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.”
- Larry Flint
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Executive Producer
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: West Virginia
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Live Long and Prosper.
"Spock AKA Lenard Nimoy." |
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Executive Producer
Join Date: Dec 2007
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"Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe."
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I haven't ben keeping up with the news, what are these riots people keep talking about? All I know is that apparently the BBC were having a hard time talking about them and not saying the word, "Pussy".
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
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Quote:
Mostly peacefully on the protesters part. The members of the punk rock band Pussy Riot got sentenced to three years in prison for "hooliganism"
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Executive Producer
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Sounds like Putin needed a reason to throw them in prison. I'd imagine he just took a quick glance at a Dictionary and found a word that fits the description.
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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“Rule number one in politics is: never invade Afghanistan.”
-Prime Minister Harold Macmillan
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down."
- Rep. Todd Akin I guess he failed biology in school
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" |
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Integral
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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"As of Friday, Aug. 24 at 12 a.m., nobody will be able to tell her where to be," Casey Anthony's attorney Charles Greene told ABCNews.com.
Oh I'd be willing to bet there are plenty of people who are going to tell her where she can go
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"When I said 'nuke the Chinese' I meant put the take out in the microwave!" "We're not spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian." "What?" "I don't...Am I speaking Russian? How come I'm speaking Russian?" |
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Muwahahaha!...Hamster.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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"Money needs to be taken out of political elections - the $875,000,000+ that has been spent on just the two major candidates would have gone a long way in actually solving some serious problems.
If the candidates simply called or mailed notices to TV and radio stations about when and where they were going to hold a speech - I'd bet they'd get all the coverage they needed - without wasting so much money." - Ramplate
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