The Predinator Trilogy

[Godzilla]

Yes, Link I'm done with MIB.

The following is rated R for rediculous. If any of you actually take any of this seriously, I pity you.

Voice Guy: In each of us, there is an animal waiting to be unleashed. Some of us try to contain it to act civilized. But now, 5 CS posters are running for their lives from an entity who is in touch with that beastly side...

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0093773/024543037798_z_predicau.jpg

All of us think we're as tough as steel. But a CS poster and two dudes from the future are about to meet someone that is...

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0088247/Terminator_PUB10.jpg

Critics are raving:

"Two Jocks Up!"-SIG

"Beleive it or not, this is the most original thought in the history of Godzilla's unoriginal thoughts."-Link

"If you need proof that Godzilla has a history of mental illness, this is it!"-JBond

TyRoss in

PREDINATOR

Also staring:

Kitty
Frizzo the Clown
Link
Madness
Optimus Prime

with

JBond as JayBond

and

rObix as Silent rOb

[Godzilla]

(All black screen...Danny Elfman's score playing in the background)

Godzilla Presents...

Another boost for TyRoss' Ego...

A "NO YOU!" Fan Fiction...

TyRoss

Predinator

Kitty

Frizzo the Clown

Link

Madness

Optimus Prime

Special Guest Posters:

JBond

rObix

(in the jungle of the far off land of Canada, TyRoss, Kitty, Link, Madness, and Optimus Prime are there to meet an old friend...)

Kitty: Where do you think he is.

TyRoss: In his last post he said he was in the Canadian Jungle. Which is around here. I wonder why he asked for us?

Frizzo: (from behind) Because you're always in the mood for an ego boost.

TyRoss: (turns around) Frizzo you son of a b*tch! Where the hell have you been?

Frizzo: I don't know. I was kegin' one minute and I woke up here. I needed a lift back to my car.

Madness: Well where is it?

Frizzo: Judging from what I recall from my wild night...Miami.

Link: Wait! Where's Kitty?

Madness: I saw her wander off a while ago.

TyRoss: Optimus, go look for Kitty. We have to figure out how to get to Miami.

Optimus Prime: I'm on it!

(Optimus Prime runs of into the jungle. Meanwhile, at the spot Kitty's at...)

Kitty: Where the hell am I?

(Arnold Schwarzenegger walks up to her)

Arnold: Are you Kitty?

Kitty: Yes.

Arnold: Terminate...Terminate...

(he pulls a gun on her and she stares at him in shock)

JayBond: (offscreen) Snooch to the motha' f***in' nooooooooch!

(JayBond swings down on a vine and grabs Kitty just in time)

Kitty: Watch out for that tree!

(JayBond and Kitty hit the tree and fall down on the ground next to Silent rOb)

JayBond: How you doin'! I'm JayBond and this is my hetro lifemate, Silent rOb.

Kitty: What the hell does Schwarzenegger want with me?

JayBond: You see, me and Silent rOb are from the future...

Kitty: No you're not. You're from CS like me.

JayBond: Well we come from the future of CS when we're both stoners.

Kitty: OK.

JayBond: You see, in the future we fight all these cool robots and sh**, you know? And you're son is the leader of the rebellion.

Kitty: I don't have a son.

JayBond: There's more, I'm the father of your son and in order to save the future, we have to f*** right now.

Kitty: Bull funky! I aint doin' it with you!

JayBond: If you want to save the future you have to! (Kitty looks at him with that annoying look women have when they want the truth from a man) I'm serious! OK, fine! The real father doesn't come for 3 years. You can't blame a guy for trying! Anyway, they sent this c*ckless terminator guy to kill you.

(Optimus Prime finds them)

Optimus Prime: What's going on?

Kitty: Some guy's trying to kill me!

Optimus Prime: Who would want to...(Optimus Prime starts screaming for no apppearant reason. His body is lifted up in the air by seemingly nothing and his spine bursts out of his back and his dead body falls on the gound. His leg then lifts up and he is dragged in the jungle by nothing)

Kitty: Was that the terminator?

JayBond: Hell no! That was too f***in' cool to be the terminator! I'm tellin' you Silent rOb! That was the f***in'est coolest thing I've ever f***in' seen in my f***in' life!

To Be Continued...

[PlayingGod]

LMAO!!! :D

[Hank Scorpio]

Nice, JayBond and Silent Rob.

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Hank Scorpio
Nice, JayBond and Silent Rob.
You just noticed? I've been portraying them as stoners since Baconbusters (which I still need to update).

For mor JayBond and Silent rOb action, see Men In Black: the CS Division.:)

[Hank Scorpio]

Yeah, sorry, I don't read all of the fanfics. I pic and choose which ones I want to see.

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Hank Scorpio
Yeah, sorry, I don't read all of the fanfics. I pic and choose which ones I want to see.

:mad: ;) :D

[Hank Scorpio]

Originally posted by Godzilla


:mad: ;) :D

Another manic-depressive. ;)

[Kitty]

wooooooooooooooooooo! i luv it, that first part was the bestestest (that's my new word now ^_^)!

[MovieDudeGuy]

LOL! THIS IS SOME GREAT F***ING SH**!!

[Godzilla]

(TyRoss and the rest of the gang run up to Kitty, JayBond, and Silent rOb)

TyRoss: What the hell happened?

Kitty: Something killed Optimus!

TyRoss: What?

Kitty: It all started when I saw some guy who looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger about 50 yards away...(Kitty tells the story, I don't want to type it again)...and then he was dragged into the jungle!

TyRoss: Was it this terminator?

Kitty: They said it wasn't.

(Link starts screaming)

Frizzo: What is it?

Link: It's a bug! Get it away! Get it away! Get it away!

Madness: :mad:

Link: :(

Frizzo: What do we do?

TyRoss: We gotta move out! We won't be safe until we're out of Canada!

(the Terminator emerges from the jungle)

Terminator: Terminate...Terminate...

JayBond: If you homos don't mind, I say we run!

Madness: I second that!

(they all run through the jungle with the Terminator hot on their trail, after a few minutes the ground collapses underneath them and they fall into a hole)

JayBond: What the f*** is this?

TyRoss: It's a trap!

JayBond: Wait! (talking like William Shatner) Studying this...trap...I have concluded...that it was built by...something...(looks at the camera, major close up)...not human! And it's...hunting us.

Madness: No sh**! We have a cyborg chasing us!

JayBond: (in normal voice) It's not the terminator who built this. I know what did. It was...

(Terminator peers into hole)

Terminator: Terminate...Terminate...

JayBond: Oh f***!

(Terminator tries to shoot them, but he has no bullets)

Terminator: Wait here. I'll be back...in a couple of hours. Gotta buy more bullets.

(Terminator walks off)

Kitty: Let's go!

Madness: But he told us to wait here! I don't wan't to get him angry!

(JayBond slaps Madness. They all get out of the hole, don't ask me how this isn't my life story, and they run off)

To Be Continued...

[MovieDudeGuy]

SWEET! Another great add-on what looks to be the best damn Predinator fanfic. PERIOD!:eek: :D My DVD is off to you, Zilla!

[bbf2]

Cool!

Can I be...somebody?

[Optimus Prime]

Funny Zilla, Funny.:D

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by bbf2
Cool!

Can I be...somebody?

You may have to wait until Predinator 2 maybe 3.

Keep in mind this is a trilogy but I'll try to fit you in.;) :cool:

[Godzilla]

(The Terminator returns with bullets)

Terminator: OK, time to die. Wait their gone. That pisses me off.

(He hears their voices far off and he follows them)

Madness: :mad:

TyRoss: What the hell are you doing.

Madness: :mad:

TyRoss: Stop that.

Madness: :mad:

TyRoss: You're scaring me!

Madness: :mad:

(TyRoss attacks Madness. Kitty and Frizzo separate them)

Frizzo: Don't fight. Fighting is bad. Big Bird told me.:)

Kitty: He's right, we gotta save our own lives before we kill each other.

TyRoss: You! Bond! What the hell built that damn trap!

JayBond: You know, in the future, we got all sorts of alien assh*les coming down and hunting us for sport. One of these f***ers must be here. We call them Predators.

TyRoss: Why?

JayBond: I don't know. It probably just sounds cool. Have someone saying "Oh man, that name is so f***in' cool! I want to be killed by one of those f***ers!" Or something like that.

TyRoss: OK.:confused:

Terminator: (off in the distance) Terminate...Terminate...

Link: Oh, Sh**!

Kitty: What do we do now?

TyRoss: I say we climb up this cliff so he can't reach us.

Frizzo: Are you kidding? We'll be sitting ducks up there!

TyRoss: Hey! I got top-billing on this fan fiction which means you have to do what I say!

Link: He's right. Let's climb.

(They start climbing and the Terminator catches up to them and starts shooting at them and miraculously like in all action movies everyone of the bullets misses them! Then a rock JayBond is grabing onto breaks and he starts falling but is grabbed by Silent rOb)

JayBond: Don't let go you uncle f***er! If you f***in' do and I die, I'm going to become a zombie and I'm going to f***in' kill you and then I'm going to f*** you're mom! (Silent rOb's grip slips and JayBond falls down) F*****************************! (he lands hard right in front of the Terminator) F*** you, RoboCop wanabe! The humans will win! Snoogins! Snoogins! Snoogins!

(the Terminator shoots JayBond)

To Be Continued...

[Godzilla]

(on top of the cliff)

TyRoss: Well, that dude from the future is dead.

Kitty: We still have the other one.

TyRoss: Yeah, but he isn't as fun as that other guy was.

Link: So now what do we do?

Frizzo: I'm hungry.

Link: You're always hungry!

Madness: I'm hungry too.

TyRoss: So am I, we need food.

(they walk through the jungle until they find a deer)

Kitty: Wait! A deer in the jungle?

TyRoss: Let's just call it a plot hole and eat it. Now how do we kill it? (Silent rOb pulls out a gun) Wait, you had a weapon and you didn't tell us? (Silent rOb shrugs his sholders) Let's just shoot it.

Kitty: Don't shoot it!

TyRoss: Why?

Kitty: It's reminding me of Bambi's mom.

TyRoss: To hell with that.

(he shoots the gun and something explodes 15 feet in front of the deer. Out of thin air, the Predator is standing there, complete with his helmet and that cool sholder gun, and he is banging on that wrist thingy that makes him invisable)

Link: Oh, sh**.

(Predator spots them and fires a shot at Silent rOb hitting him in the arm. Silent rOb lets out a scream and they all run with Predator chasing them. Predator grabs Frizzo by the back and throws him on the ground behing him.)

Madness: Frizzo! No!

Frizzo: Die! You motha'...

(Frizzo tries to attack back but in response the Predator shoots his arm off. Frizzo screamed like a little girl and fell back on the ground, with the Predator aproaching preparing to make his final move. Just then Madness climbs up on this big ol' rock that is right next to the Predator)

Madness: Was neek bah say booyah! Grrr...

(the Predator looks up at Madness)

Madness: :mad:

Predator: :mad:

Madness: :mad:

Predator: :confused:

Madness: :mad:

Predator: :(

(Madness jumps on the Predators back and rides him like a bull)

Madness: Who jo daddy?! Who jo daddy?!

(the Predator throws Madness off his back and shoots him)

Frizzo: Oh, that was a lot of help.:rolleyes:

(Meanwhile, we join the rest of the gang who are allready quite far away)

Link: Where's Madness and Frizzo?

(they hear Frizzo's girlish scream in the distance)

Kitty: And then there were four.

TyRoss: We gotta get help for Silent rOb.

Silent rOb: I can make it! (they stare at Silent rOb) What?

TyRoss: It's just that you're Silent rOb.

Silent rOb: No, JayBond calls me Silent rOb. He never shuts up so I never get the chance to talk.

TyRoss: OK, let's move out!

To Be Continued...

[Godzilla]

(they ran and ran and ran, this is the only way to discribe it folks)

Silent rOb: Wait!

TyRoss: No! Run!

Silent rOb: STOP DAMNIT!

(they stop running)

TyRoss: What is it?

Silent rOb: I hear something in those bushes in front of us.

TyRoss: Link, check it out.

Link: Why me? Why not one of you guys?

TyRoss: I'm too cool to die, Kitty's too important to the future, and Silent rOb's injured so he can't do it.

Link: The disabled ones are always the lucky ones. (Link crouches down in front of the bush and spreads the leaves and finds a gun pointing straight at his head) I knew it.

(the gun shoots him right in between the eyes and he falls backwards. The Terminator then rises from the bushes)

TyRoss: Kitty! Get rOb out of here!

Kitty: What about you?

TyRoss: I'm the main character. I can't die. (Kitty and Silent rOb run off) OK, just you and me!

Terminator: Terminate...Terminate...

(Terminator punches TyRoss...hard)

TyRoss: Ow! That hurt! (the Terminator picks him up by the neck and points a gun to his head) This isn't right, I can't die!

Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.

(TyRoss check all of his pockets for some sort of weapon. All he finds is a lighter. So he flicks it on and puts it near the Terminator's clothes, the clothes instantly burst into flambs. Terminator drops TyRoss)

TyRoss: Hot damn!

(the Terminator runs of into the jungle. TyRoss runs the opposite way)

To Be Continued...

[Godzilla]

(TyRoss catches up with Kitty and Silent rOb and they run off. All of a sudden the one armed Frizzo appears out of the bushes)

Frizzo: Guys! I'm glad I found you!

TyRoss: (screams) Zombie! Kill it!

(TyRoss starts choking Frizzo)

Silent rOb: Wait! Wait! He's trying to say something!

(TyRoss stops choking Frizzo)

Frizzo: I'm not a zombie dumbass!

TyRoss: But you're dead.

Frizzo: Did you see me die? (silence) I didn't think so.

(just then, a laser blast hits Silent rOb and his head explodes)

TyRoss: OK, this is just a guess, but I think he's dead.

Kitty: I say that's a pretty good guess.

(the Predator jumps out)

Frizzo: TyRoss! Get Kitty out of here! (TyRoss and Kitty run) Oh sure! just leave me here! (the Predator starts punching Frizzo. Frizzo, weak and tired is just barely standing up. The Predator makes those blades come out of his arm and prepares to make the final blow) Wait! Wait just a second. (calling out to TyRoss) OK! I'm gonna die now!

TyRoss: (In the distance) Thanks!

Frizzo: OK. Go ahead.

(the Predator swings his arm blades and slices Frizzo in half. Meanwhile TyRoss and Kitty are running through the swamp, they are covered completely in mud. Right then and there, the Predator jumps out right in front of them. They freeze. The Predator starts looking around. And then walks away)

TyRoss: He couldn't see us. The mud made us invisable to him. (looks at the sky) Thanks for telling us! This will come in handy...ABOUT THREE HOURS AGO!

Kitty: Well at least we're alive.

TyRoss: Not yet, we have to take this thing out! (they find their way back to Silent rOb's body and take the gun he had earlier and make weapons out of pointy sticks and stuff. After that they cover themselves in mud. TyRoss leads Kitty to a tree) Stay here and stay down. If this guy's as easy as that Terminator was, I should be on easy street.

(he then takes a toarch and lights it. Then he lets out this big ass Tarzan yell into the night)

To Be Continued...

[Godzilla]

For those of you who are wondering what is up with my sudden story boost, I actually typed this story (up to this point) over at the Hype. Just change a few names and I'm in business!:D

[TyRoss]

I was just thinking you've been very busy. Heh nice one.

[Frizzo the Clown]

I died? I'm not supposed to die! You bastard! :mad: ;)

[Kitty]

cool, were on the run from the two, woo! hehe, great story zilla man!

[Optimus Prime]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
I died? I'm not supposed to die! You bastard! :mad: ;)

I died before you.:p ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Optimus Prime


I died before you.:p ;) That doesn't make me feel better. I'm still dead afterall. ;)

[MovieDudeGuy]

Oh, yeah, well I'll be in 2, and I'll most likely die, unless I can be comic relief! Wait, n/m, comic relief always gets killed anyway. Damn, gotta rethink my strategy...

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
That doesn't make me feel better. I'm still dead afterall. ;)

I based you on Carl Weathers character in the movie Predator. Sorry Frizzy. Everyone was fitted inton one of them in some sort of way:

TyRoss .... Major Alan 'Dutch' Schaefer
Frizzo .... Dillon
Kitty .... Anna
Madness .... Sergeant Mac Eliot (tried to think who was the most mentally unstable of all of us, Madness came to mind)
JBond .... Blain
Link .... Billy Sole
rObix .... Poncho Ramirez
Optimus Prime .... Hawkins

[MovieDudeGuy]

That's really cool Zilla! :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Godzilla
I based you on Carl Weathers character in the movie Predator. Sorry Frizzy. Everyone was fitted inton one of them in some sort of way:

TyRoss .... Major Alan 'Dutch' Schaefer
Frizzo .... Dillon
Kitty .... Anna
Madness .... Sergeant Mac Eliot (tried to think who was the most mentally unstable of all of us, Madness came to mind)
JBond .... Blain
Link .... Billy Sole
rObix .... Poncho Ramirez
Optimus Prime .... Hawkins Eh, thats cool. At least I got to play a character that has biceps larger than my head. And I have a large head.

[MovieDudeGuy]

yeah, 2 REALLLLLY large heads. Get it? Huh? Huh? Yeah, it was n't very funny, is it?

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Eh, thats cool. At least I got to play a character that has biceps larger than my head. And I have a large head.

And end up playing Chubbs in Happy Gilmore.;) :D :p

[Godzilla]

I'll probably do more tonight.:)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Godzilla
I'll probably do more tonight.:)
do more.........NOW! :mad: ;) :p :D

[Godzilla]

(TyRoss waited on the tree for the Predator to show up. Kitty waited at the base of another tree. Just then she hears a growl behind her. She froze in place and slowly looked around. The Predator was right there behind her. Standing 7'5" he approached her. He came closer and closer and closer...he passed right by her. She sighed. TyRoss spoted the Predator and pointed Silent rOb's gun at him and fired. He missed compleatly. The Predator looked up at him and aimed his sholder gun)

TyRoss: S***.

(Predator fired at the branch he was standing on and it broke. He fell down into a river which washes off all the mud on his body. Then the Predators hand grabs him and throws him back onto land. TyRoss searches for something to use as a weapon and pulls out the frist thing he finds)

TyRoss: Beware! For I have...a pointy stick? G*ddamnit.

(the Predator pushes TyRoss back against a tree. The Predator then snaps a few cords off his helmet and removes the gun on his sholder. He then removed his mask to reveal his real face)

TyRoss: As my dad said the day I was born, you are one ugly motherf***er.

(the Predator roars and then punches TyRoss across the face, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again. TyRoss was spiting blood.

Meanwhile back at the tree Kitty was at, she was watching the horrifying battle with a terrified look on her face. Just then she heard a twig snap. She turned around and discovered the Terminator, with fully exposed metal skeleton, standing behind her)

Kitty: Uh oh.

(back at TyRoss vs. Predator)

TyRoss: What the hell are you?

Predator: What...the hell...are you?

TyRoss: Wait...you can talk?

Predator: Well my species has mastered space travel...OF COURSE WE CAN F***ING TALK!

TyRoss: OK! Just asking! Jeeze.

(the Predator give a very evil laugh and prepares to give the final blow to TyRoss. But then Kitty starts screaming and runs into the open, with the Terminator right on her tail. The Predator lets TyRoss go and follows them. The Predator gives a mind blowing roar and the Terminator stares at him. The Predator was challenging the Terminator)

To Be Continued...

[Kitty]

wooooooo! great job there zilla man! ^_^

[Godzilla]

(the Terminator gets into a very Neo style pose and does the hand gesture that says "Bring it on." Terminator and Predator start battling. The Predator attacks more firociously and the Terminatior attacks with a certain millitaryesque style.)

TyRoss: We gotta get outta here...NOW!

(TyRoss and Kitty run. The Predator and the Terminator still fighting. Suddenly a hellicopter passes right above them. JBond was standing in the open side door)

JBond: Grab the ladder!

(he throws a rope ladder down to them and Kitty start climbing it and then TyRoss.

Meanwhile back at the Terminator vs. Predator fight, the Predator won! He was holding the Terminator's head in his hand)

Terminator: Terminate...

(the Predator looked at the head and he saw the eyes were now numbers...)

9 9

8 8

7 7

6 6

5 5

4 4

3 3

2 2

1 1

0 0

KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

(TyRoss, Kitty, and JBond looked back to see what the hell was going on and they saw a huge fireball consuming the jungle...and it was heading their way)

JBond: Damn! Pull up! Pull up!

(the hellicopter pulls up with Kitty and TyRoss still on the ladder. The fire misses the hellicopter but brushes the ladder, now the ladder was on fire and inching it's way up)

TyRoss: Son of a...Kitty, you must go faster...Must go faster.

Kitty: I'm going as fast as I can! Can't we get a f***in' break!

(Kitty makes it up and TyRoss makes it just in time. They cut the ladder and it falls into the firey jungle)

TyRoss: I need a vacation.

Kitty: Bond, we thought you were dead.

JBond: What?

Kitty: Oh wait you're JBond. You're not a stoner yet.

JBond: What is she talking about?

TyRoss: It's a long story. What are you doing out here?

JBond: We were looking for Frizzo. Did you find him?

TyRoss: Yeah.

JBond: Where is he?

TyRoss: Once again...it's a long story.

The ? End

[Kitty]

(DAUM DAUM DAUM!) lol, cool! can't wait for the next part of this trilogy (DAUMDAUMDAUM!)

[Godzilla]

The following is rated R for really idiotic. Any attempt to find intellegence or originallity in the story will lead to the execution of the offender. We know where you live...

Voice Guy: You thought the terror was over. You thought it was safe to go back to Canada. You were wrong. Now the ultimate predator has been rebuilt...

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0093773/024543037798_z_predicau.jpg

The survivors will have to take it down, with the help of a new friend...

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0216216/5

And an old enemy...

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0088247/Terminator_PUB10.jpg

They are going to try and prevent...

HELL ON EARTH!!!

TyRoss

Kitty

MovieDudeGuy

PlayingGod

JBond

rObix

Predinator 2: End of 6th Judgement Days

Coming Soon!

[MovieDudeGuy]

AWESOME STORY!

[Godzilla]

First part this afternoon!:mad:

[Godzilla]

Godzilla Presents

A NO! YOU! Fan Fiction

TyRoss

Kitty

MovieDudeGuy

PlayingGod

with

JBond as JayBond

and

rObix as Silent rOb

(Present Day. JBond is sitting at his computer)

JBond: Delete, close, close, close, delete, ban, close, close, close, ban, ban, ban, close, delete...

(enter rObix)

rObix: Hey Bond what are you doing?

JBond: Closing and deleting things and baning people.

rObix: Oh, you take this job too seriously.

JBond: I'm just doing what I'm told.

rObix: You need to take it easy. I've got just the thing for you!

JBond: What?

Predinator 2: End of 6th Judgement Days

(13 years later. JayBond and Silent rOb are standing in front of the Pizza and Hookers club)

JayBond: (singing) F***, f***, f***! Motha', motha' f***! Motha', motha' f***, f***. Motha' f***, motha' f***, noise, noise, noise. Ah one two, one two three four. Noise, noise, noise. Smokin' weed, smokin' wiz, doin' coke, drinkin' beers, drinkin' beers beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts...

(enter Kitty and her 10 year old son MovieDudeGuy)

Kitty: Hey, you two.

JayBond: Snoogins. Hey little man. Wanna buy some blunts?

MovieDudeGuy: No thanks. If anything taught me that drugs are bad, it's you two.

JayBond: ...the f***?

Kitty: That's my boy!

JayBond: Not for long if the li'l b*tch keeps dissin' us like that. What the f*** do you want anyway?

Kitty: Nothin' just passing by.

(Kitty and MovieDudeGuy walk away)

JayBond: I'm telling you Silent rOb, that Kitty is one fine-ass b*tch. If she didn't have that kid with her right now, I'd [due to the graphic nature of this post, it has been censored for the sake of your eyes].

(Meanwhile at Area 52, alarms are going off)

bbf2: PlayingGod! He escaped!

PlayingGod: What! Find him!

(cut to outside, you see a shadowy figure running through the forest, running for his life.

Meanwhile, back at CS)

spidermanfan77: They'll be sorry they ever banned me!

(spidermanfan77 disguised as a guest activates a bomb set to go off in 5 minutes in Frizzo Sucks: Part Duex. Just then, lightning started streaming out of nowhere and BOOM! the Predator appears. The Predator grabs spidermanfan77 by the throat)

Predator: Where is MovieDudeGuy?

spidermanfan77: I...I...I don't know!

Predator: You're useless.

(the Predator breaks spidermanfan77's neck and walks away.

5 minutes later...

KABOOM!

Frizzo Sucks: Part Duex explodes in a ball of flamb! And out of the fire, walks a man dressed entirly in black. He looks at the fire, smiles, and walks away)

To Be Continued...

[PlayingGod]

I Can Picture Myself Standing There Looking At The Fireball , A Tear Running Down My Eyes Then SAy: Its Beautiful... Buts Thats The Real Life Me Not The Story.... So Continues Zilla Man With More Of Your Great Writing Abilitys... :D

[Godzilla]

Expect next part tonight.:)

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Godzilla
Expect next part tonight.:)

You could expect it, but it wasn't gonna happen!:p ;) :(

I'll try again tonight.

[MovieDudeGuy]

SWEET! I getta put down JayBond! HEEHEE! I FEEL EVIL:D Great story, Zilla. Oh, but just so you know, I'm actually older than Kitty, not that it matters;)

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
Oh, but just so you know, I'm actually older than Kitty, not that it matters;)

I know. But kids in the movies these days are always played by actors who are in their late 20's or early 30's.:p

[MovieDudeGuy]

Well I fit the bill then

[Kitty]

write more.............................................n ow! ^_^

[Godzilla]

You may have to wait a while. I'm going to be busy this week.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Godzilla
You may have to wait a while. I'm going to be busy this week.
oh ok, sorry (walks away into the darkness as usual ^_^)

[Godzilla]

(Kitty and MovieDudeGuy are walking down the street, when the Predator jumps out of the shadows. They both scream)

JayBond: JayBond and Silent rOb to the rescue! (JayBond and Silent rOb run up to Kitty, MovieDudeGuy, and the Predator. They take one big look at the Predator) F*** this.

(JayBond and Silent rOb run away but the Predator shoots a net at them and they are trapped inside it. The Predator looks down at MovieDudeGuy)

Predator: Sarah Connor?

MovieDudeGuy: No...

Predator: Ooops...she's next. Sorry. Are you MovieDudeGuy?

MovieDudeGuy: (with innocent look on face) Ummmm...nooooo.

Predator: Sorry if I caused you any trouble. (walks away)

(Kitty and MovieDudeGuy give a sigh of relief when Arnold Schwarzenegger reprising his role as the Terminator pops out of the shadows)

Terminator: MovieDudeGuy?

MovieDudeGuy: Noooooooooo...

Terminator: Then you are of no use to me. (pulls out gun and points it to MovieDudeGuy's head)

MovieDudeGuy: I mean yes! I am MovieDudeGuy!

Terminator: (takes gun away from head) Works every time. Come with me if you want to DIE!!! (pulls gun on him again. Terror crosses over on Kitty and MovieDudeGuy's faces) HAHAHAHAHAHA. You fell for it. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Seriously though...come with me if you want to live.

(the Terminator puts away his gun and pulls out a knife and cuts JayBond and Silent rOb out of the net)

JayBond: What the f*** is going on? Who the f*** was that teched up alien dude? Who the f*** are you?

Terminator: Shutup. Kitty? It's time to remember you past. (walks over to shadows) Do you remember this voice?

(they hear gagged mumbling)

Kitty: Oh my god! Kenny from South Park!

Terminatior: Um no...

(he pulls out from shadows TyRoss tied up and gagged. The Terminator takes off the gag)

TyRoss: Bring it! I'll kick your ass like I did last time!

Terminator: Yeah...you do that. Kitty, I've been sent from the future by your son to save you and your son from the Predator. The remains of the Predator was found by PlayingGod Inc. They rebuilt him as a weapon and are responsible for us robots taking over the future. I've come to protect you and your son, and destroy the PlayingGod Inc.

TyRoss: What does that have to do with me?

Terminator: You and Kitty were the lone survivors of the Predator vs. Terminator battle 13 years ago. I will need your help and the help of JayBond and Silent rOb.

JayBond: What the f***? Why our help?

Terminator: Because you know who I am and why I am here. You can easily slide this information to the Predator therefor (pulls out gun) you two are loose ends that need to be tied.

JayBond: We're in.

(meanwhile the man dressed entirely in black is standing in the shadows, yes he was in there too, watching them)

To Be Continued...

[Kitty]

cool! i luv it! write more now! lol, take ur time, not too much time that is....:D:D:D

[PlayingGod]

Lol I get one line the entire story... :D :( :(

[MovieFreak]

i finally got around to reading this story and its great, keep up the good work....and well, i doubt there will be room but could you maybe possibly fit be in somewhere?....i could be like a dead carcus hanging from a tree, like in predator, i dont care what you put me as, but thats only if theres room.

[Kitty]

Zilla Man! WRITE MORE, NOW! please? *makes cutest face i can possible*

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Kitty
Zilla Man! WRITE MORE, NOW! please? *makes cutest face i can possible* :heart: Awwwwwwwwww. :heart:

Maybe tomarrow.:grin:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Godzilla
:heart: Awwwwwwwwww. :heart:

Maybe tomarrow.:grin:
WHAT? IT WILL BE TOMORROW! OR ELSE!:evil: :hehe: :p

[PlayingGod]

Me need more lines...

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
Me need more lines...

You'll get'em. You're gonna have to wait though.

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by Godzilla
You'll get'em. You're gonna have to wait though.

Patience... Must find it...

[The Loner]

post more.... and godzilla check out that trap i made for you... er i mean that delicous snack i got for you at the cmmall.....

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by The Loner
post more

Sorry. Buisy watching my Scooby Doo DVD this weekend. You're gonna have to wait.:p

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Godzilla
Sorry. Buisy watching my Scooby Doo DVD this weekend. You're gonna have to wait.:p
darnit the dog can wait! write more, NOW! :evil: :D

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Kitty
darnit the dog can wait! write more, NOW! :evil: :D

The Doo waits for no man.

"Rooby-Dooby-Dooooooooooooo!'

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0267913/BLT-SD-02.jpg

[Godzilla]

I'll give it a shot tomarrow.

[Godzilla]

(the gang gets into this really cool car. The Terminator is behind the wheel as they drive off)

TyRoss: So what the hell do they do at this PlayingGod Inc?

Terminator: PlayingGod Inc. is just the top level underneath is where they rebuilt the Predator, a place called Area 52.

JayBond: Don't you mean Area 51?

Terminator: No Area 52. Everyone's too buisy looking for Area 51, that they'll never find it. The perfect disguise. On the surface they...

(just then the shadowy figure runs in front of the car and gets hit. He flies back where he lands hard on the ground)

JayBond: Who the f*** was that?

(they all get out of the car and discover that they hit TyRoss. They all look at the TyRoss they hit, and then back at the TyRoss standing next to them. Then back to the one on the ground and then back to the one standing next to them)

JayBond: What the f***?

(just then bbf2 jumps out)

bbf2: Die!!!

(he begins shooting big guns and everyone ducks for cover)

Terminator: Stay here...I'll be back.

(the Terminator walks out into the line of fire and approaches bbf2 and punches him in the face, bbf2 is knocked out)

Kitty: What is going on? Why are there two TyRosses?

JayBond: I'm tellin' ya' Silent rOb. That must have been some good s***. I'm seeing double.

To Be Continued...

[MovieDudeGuy]

Well, I caught up, and it's great!:applaud:

[Kitty]

*cough* write more *cough*

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by Kitty
*cough* write more *cough*

Hmm... Everyone seems to have a cold ... Weird... :D

[Godzilla]

:)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Godzilla
:)
*COUGH* WRITE MORE OR ELSE *COUGH*
:D:D:D

[Godzilla]

:(

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Godzilla
:(
hey i was j/k, u don't have to write a new part right now

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by Kitty
*COUGH* WRITE MORE OR ELSE *COUGH*
:D:D:D

*Looks around Paranoid-Like*

Theres That Cold Again ...

[Godzilla]

OK, people. I'm attempting a comeback tommarow! You know the place!:mad:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Godzilla
OK, people. I'm attempting a comeback tommarow! You know the place!:mad:
hurrah!
*throws confetti in everyone's eyes*
oops...hehe :D:D:D

[Godzilla]

Damn! The way things are going, it won't be today. But I will definatly have it up by tomarrow. In the meantime all my little cult fans here can read my warm up stories I wrote so I could get my writing groove back...

Back to the Future Forums (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32826) (PS. Don't forget to click the end links for part 2 and part 3)

Kaiju Wars: Episode I-The Rectum Menace (http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11630)

[Godzilla]

Sorry everyone, my internet service is being a jackass. If it settles down tonight I'll post it.

[Godzilla]

Godzilla, King of the Procrastinators says that his internet stopped being screwy (I have no clue what went wrong, but something was going on when I came to this site) and will post tomarrow when I have more free time.:o

[Godzilla]

Well, I'm boned. My sister and my dad sprung my neice as a surprise and I can't continue today. Let's just say the next post will definatly be the next part but it will be some time next week.

You hate me don't you.:(

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Godzilla
Well, I'm boned. My sister and my dad sprung my neice as a surprise and I can't continue today. Let's just say the next post will definatly be the next part but it will be some time next week.

You hate me don't you.:(
no we don't hate ya. i'm patient and still waiting for the new part to come up so i'll still be waiting =^.^=

[Godzilla]

(they tie bbf2 up and place him in the trunk and put the knocked out extra TyRoss in the car and they drive off)

TyRoss: OK, who the hell is this guy?

Terminator: He's your clone.

TyRoss: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Terminator: This was what I was trying to say. Area 52's cover on the surface is a clone factory, hence the name PlayingGod Inc.

TyRoss: Why the hell did they clone me?

Terminator: I don't know. Just for the hell of it I guess.

TyRoss: Well I'll tell you this, he is one handsome SOB.

Kitty: :rolleyes:

TyRoss: Shutup.

Kitty: I didn't say anything.

TyClone: (begins to wake up) Wha? Where the hell am I? Who the f*** are you?

Terminator: Here's a script. Read.

(10 minutes later)

TyClone: Damn. This makes absolutly no sense.

Terminator: It's the material we got, work with it.

TyClone: (looks at Kitty, in Joey voice) How you doin'?

Kitty: You should know I have a son.

TyClone: OK, nevermind.

JayBond: Yo', clone clown. Want some Dooby Snacks?

TyClone: Ummmmmmm........sure?

(another 10 minutes later)

JayBond: .......so I'm watching this Mel Gibson movie on TV, and he says something like "To be or not to be, that is the question".......

TyClone: Duuuuuuuuuuude........that's not even a question. There's no question mark.

JayBond: I know. Who wrote that garbage?

Silent rOb: :rolleyes:

To Be Continued...

[Kitty]

hehe, keep it coming Zilla Man

[MovieFreak]

haha, yes that was great.

[Godzilla]

You know it would probably be kinda pointless to continue this now, especially since I think MovieDudeGuy has been absent longer than I have. This would really be a problem since I have him in a major role in part 3.

If you guys want me to continue, please say so.

[droidguy1119]

I think you should continue. Maybe I can be someone.

The point is that I went through and read it and it was very funny. Hope you keep going.

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
I think you should continue. Maybe I can be someone.

The point is that I went through and read it and it was very funny. Hope you keep going.

If you enjoyed these JayBond and Silent rOb adventures, you can check out the Baconbusters (also unfinished) (http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6141) and Men In Black: the CS Division (this one is finished). (http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6238)

[Optimus Prime]

Originally posted by Godzilla
You know it would probably be kinda pointless to continue this now, especially since I think MovieDudeGuy has been absent longer than I have. This would really be a problem since I have him in a major role in part 3.

If you guys want me to continue, please say so.

Continue it, Zilla:cool:

[Kitty]

yeah Zilla Man, you should keep it going ^^