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todd philip
08-19-2002, 12:31 AM
THE ATTACK OF THE PICKLE MONSTER FROM PLANET PHILIPSTEIN

Directed by STEVEN SPIELBERG


STARRING LOTS-O-PEOPLE

Jbond sip's a cool, yet cold, beer. he sit's in his favorite chair watching skinamax!! as he watch's the film on his newly bought scony tv he cant help but have a strange feeling in side himself.

something strange is calling him silently outside, he place's his beer on the coffee table, and he gets up off from his fav chair.
he slowly walks outside of his house (his wife left him for a women, he now lives all alone, spending his days working at a shoelace factory, and his nights watching skinamax)

he looks up at the stary summer night sky, as he stares he see's a green shootimg star flash past his house!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SWEET LORD OF GOD GOODY BAGS!!! screamed jbond.
he ran back inside his house, he was searching for his telescope.
then all of a sudden he felt a great pain in his chest! GOOD GOLLY MISS CLINTON! MY CHEST HURTS! screamed jbond

Then all of a sudden jbonds chest burst open, a large pickle jumped out of his chest!

SWEET MOSE'S OF JESUS, I GIANT, I MEAN LARGE PICKLE HAS BURST OUT OF MY CHEST!! screamed jbond.

The pickle turned to jbond and said " YOUR WORLDS GOING TO END, NO PEACE, DEATH TO THE HUMANS, DEATH TO THE HUMANS! LONG LIVE THE PICKLE NATION!"

Jbond fell to the ground, death was creeping fastly closer to jbond."BEFORE I DIE, I WANT TO ASK YOU A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!" Jbond said.

SURE , ASK AWAY! said the pickle.

WOULD YOU PLEASE TURN OFF THE OVEN AND TAKE OUT THE PIZZA, I DONT WANT IT TO BE BURNT!

SURE, saidd the pickle.

Then Jbond died a hero's death, no wait, he really didnt die a hero's death, hmmmmmm.... more like a semi-hero's death?, nooo thats not right either... i know, he died a nobody, who give a crap death!

And now the pickle monster was on the loose!!!
:eek:

Longshanks
08-21-2002, 05:48 PM
I go off for a few weeks on a voyage of spiritual enlightenment and hippy-***** and what do I find when I come back? Someone taking the piss out of my thread - well serves you right that no-one has replied....except me...bugger :p :D

(glad to see you picked on Jibbs though ;) )

JBond
08-21-2002, 06:09 PM
Ooo, wonderful.

Why is it good he picked on me? ;)

Longshanks
08-21-2002, 06:18 PM
If you're going to splurge someone it may as well be a mate ;)

todd philip
08-21-2002, 07:57 PM
hee hee haa haa!!!


i thank you, i thank you.

todd philip
08-31-2002, 10:07 PM
CHAPTER 2:

FRIZZO: MAN IN BLACK !

My name is frizzo, frizzo t. clown. and i work for a secret underground organisation! i work for the A.P.S! ALIEN PICKLE SEARCHERS!

9:02 am

frizzo steps out of the shower, puts on his all black suit, he walks back into the bathroom and brush's his curly rainbow colored afro.
he kiss's his midget wife goodbye, and walks out the front door.

As he steps into his tiny red car he see's something very strange in falling from the sky " WHAT THE FLUBBER IS THAT " ha ran to the trunk of the car, opened it, and pulled a noisey-grasshopper, a tiny little silver gun, but with a great PUNCH.

" Oh crap on a marshmellow stick! we got a pickle incoming!" screamed frizzo.

The green object was now only a few hundred feet from frizzo's house, it was falling faster and faster.

"OH POOPCAKE ITS GOING TO HIT MY HOUSE!!"

KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

it smashed into frizzo's bedroom!. "MY WIFE!!!!!!!"

frizzo ran (in slow motion) into his house and up his stairs and into the bedroom. the object crashed straight threw the bedrooms ceiling, and went straight threw his wifes stomach, blood was dripping from her mouth she was fastly dying!

"NO, NO, NO!!!!!!! NOT MY MIDGET WIFE, NOT HER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -COUGH- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- WHERE'S MY WALLET, OH IN MY POCKET- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh screw this!

" DAMN YOU PICKLE MONSTERS! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!"

TO BE CONTINUED...

Empusae
08-31-2002, 10:16 PM
LoL midgets. . . Iben may not enjoy her, er, shortening :)

Frizzo the Clown
08-31-2002, 10:58 PM
I have a midget wife? Damn...I guess that would explain why she won't have sex with me anymore. We're married. ;)

Iben
09-01-2002, 12:25 AM
Originally posted by Empusae
LoL midgets. . . Iben may not enjoy her, er, shortening :) it's okay...I'm only like 5,2'

PlayingGod
09-01-2002, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by Iben
it's okay...I'm only like 5,2'


Wow Thats Short.... I'm 6' And I'm Only 15...I'm Tall :D

Frizzo the Clown
09-01-2002, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by Iben
it's okay...I'm only like 5,2' Yeah, I'm like a foot taller than you.

MovieDudeGuy
09-01-2002, 06:13 PM
My younger brother's taller than that! Woah!

todd philip
09-01-2002, 11:18 PM
i'm 6, 3. :D and really sexy!

MovieDudeGuy
09-01-2002, 11:21 PM
wow, that's pretty tall for a 15 year old;)

todd philip
09-02-2002, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
wow, that's pretty tall for a 15 year old;)

WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!

I AINT 15!!!!!

WHY IN GODS NAME DO YOU THINK I'M 15!!!:eek: :confused: :mad: :mad: :mad: :o

PlayingGod
09-02-2002, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by todd philip


WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!

I AINT 15!!!!!

WHY IN GODS NAME DO YOU THINK I'M 15!!!:eek: :confused: :mad: :mad: :mad: :o

Me Moron Me!!!!:p :rolleyes: :mad:

MovieDudeGuy
09-02-2002, 02:20 PM
Todd, notice the ;)

todd philip
09-04-2002, 11:09 PM
my name is MOVIE, MOVIE DUDE GUY.
my life has been a harsh one , but never did i ever think that i would be wound up on an deserted island!

i was on a cruise boat, but then a pickle monster crashed aboard the ship, all 5000 people where eaten, except me, why i was spared i will never know?

now i am on an island!

movie dude guy walked up to the center of the island, all of a sudden a walking an talking ape pop out of a tree!

"SWEET JUSES, HOLY MOTHER OF CHICKEN POT PIE, HONEY DEW WATER MELON *****BALLS!!!! THERE'S A FREAKIN WALKIN TALKIN MONKEY!!!"

the ape walked up to movie and grabbed his throat. "I'm NOT A MONKEY, I'M AN APE!!!"

"GET YOU HANDS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!" shouted movie.
the ape then ran away crying.

"where the hell am i???" thought movie. he walked to the end of the island and saw something very strange, but also familiar!

"what is that, it looks familiar, oh MY GOD!!! I KNOW WHAT THAT IS IT'S , IT'S..........

it was the LEANING TOWER OF PIZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sticking out of the sand.

"NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOO. THIS ONCE WAS ITALY, NOW,NOW ITS NOTHING, NOTHING I TELL YOU, NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!


to be continued...

todd philip
05-21-2004, 05:33 PM
hee hee! funny crap i made! :D

bbf2
05-24-2004, 11:05 PM
If I were you, I would be doing my best to make sure that no one ever saw this again.