todd philip
08-19-2002, 12:31 AM
THE ATTACK OF THE PICKLE MONSTER FROM PLANET PHILIPSTEIN
Directed by STEVEN SPIELBERG
STARRING LOTS-O-PEOPLE
Jbond sip's a cool, yet cold, beer. he sit's in his favorite chair watching skinamax!! as he watch's the film on his newly bought scony tv he cant help but have a strange feeling in side himself.
something strange is calling him silently outside, he place's his beer on the coffee table, and he gets up off from his fav chair.
he slowly walks outside of his house (his wife left him for a women, he now lives all alone, spending his days working at a shoelace factory, and his nights watching skinamax)
he looks up at the stary summer night sky, as he stares he see's a green shootimg star flash past his house!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SWEET LORD OF GOD GOODY BAGS!!! screamed jbond.
he ran back inside his house, he was searching for his telescope.
then all of a sudden he felt a great pain in his chest! GOOD GOLLY MISS CLINTON! MY CHEST HURTS! screamed jbond
Then all of a sudden jbonds chest burst open, a large pickle jumped out of his chest!
SWEET MOSE'S OF JESUS, I GIANT, I MEAN LARGE PICKLE HAS BURST OUT OF MY CHEST!! screamed jbond.
The pickle turned to jbond and said " YOUR WORLDS GOING TO END, NO PEACE, DEATH TO THE HUMANS, DEATH TO THE HUMANS! LONG LIVE THE PICKLE NATION!"
Jbond fell to the ground, death was creeping fastly closer to jbond."BEFORE I DIE, I WANT TO ASK YOU A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!" Jbond said.
SURE , ASK AWAY! said the pickle.
WOULD YOU PLEASE TURN OFF THE OVEN AND TAKE OUT THE PIZZA, I DONT WANT IT TO BE BURNT!
SURE, saidd the pickle.
Then Jbond died a hero's death, no wait, he really didnt die a hero's death, hmmmmmm.... more like a semi-hero's death?, nooo thats not right either... i know, he died a nobody, who give a crap death!
And now the pickle monster was on the loose!!!
:eek:
Directed by STEVEN SPIELBERG
STARRING LOTS-O-PEOPLE
Jbond sip's a cool, yet cold, beer. he sit's in his favorite chair watching skinamax!! as he watch's the film on his newly bought scony tv he cant help but have a strange feeling in side himself.
something strange is calling him silently outside, he place's his beer on the coffee table, and he gets up off from his fav chair.
he slowly walks outside of his house (his wife left him for a women, he now lives all alone, spending his days working at a shoelace factory, and his nights watching skinamax)
he looks up at the stary summer night sky, as he stares he see's a green shootimg star flash past his house!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SWEET LORD OF GOD GOODY BAGS!!! screamed jbond.
he ran back inside his house, he was searching for his telescope.
then all of a sudden he felt a great pain in his chest! GOOD GOLLY MISS CLINTON! MY CHEST HURTS! screamed jbond
Then all of a sudden jbonds chest burst open, a large pickle jumped out of his chest!
SWEET MOSE'S OF JESUS, I GIANT, I MEAN LARGE PICKLE HAS BURST OUT OF MY CHEST!! screamed jbond.
The pickle turned to jbond and said " YOUR WORLDS GOING TO END, NO PEACE, DEATH TO THE HUMANS, DEATH TO THE HUMANS! LONG LIVE THE PICKLE NATION!"
Jbond fell to the ground, death was creeping fastly closer to jbond."BEFORE I DIE, I WANT TO ASK YOU A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!" Jbond said.
SURE , ASK AWAY! said the pickle.
WOULD YOU PLEASE TURN OFF THE OVEN AND TAKE OUT THE PIZZA, I DONT WANT IT TO BE BURNT!
SURE, saidd the pickle.
Then Jbond died a hero's death, no wait, he really didnt die a hero's death, hmmmmmm.... more like a semi-hero's death?, nooo thats not right either... i know, he died a nobody, who give a crap death!
And now the pickle monster was on the loose!!!
:eek: