MeatwadSprite's Review Thread

[meatwadsprite3]

In this thread i will post all my movie reviews

update : i moved the thread here and will try to post all my reviews in the specific thread for certain movies as well as post them here - on the request
of Frizzo The Clown

My Review Style : these reviews don't go over everything that happens in the movie , i just say what i liked and disliked about the movie and try to not ruin the story of the movie or anything in them - if there are certain parts of the review i will put a spoiler alert above them

(not sure if this should be in this section , but the review section for single movies)

Rating Scale
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A+ masterpiece , a flawless film
A mind blowing , only a couple bad things about it
A- amazing , but a couple bad things
B+ really good , there is about 1 or 2 major flaws - but still a great movie
B good , a couple more major flaws
B- pretty good , lots of flaws but the good still outweighs the bad
C+ barley good , tons of flaws - don't recomend seeing the movie
C almost good , too many flaws
C- crappy , tons of flaws
D+ sucks , maybe a couple good parts
D sucks , maybe a couple not that crappy parts
D- sucks , maybe 1 not that crappy part
F+ , F , F- - holy **** this ****ing sucks


Black Snake Moan

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+ samuel jackson singing parts
+ lots of great music
+ funny references to hustle and flow
+ samuel jackson and christina ricci's characters have tons of depth
+ every part is perfect length - nothing ever drags on
+ tons of plots and sub-plots
+ really funny at parts

- justin timberlake's character plays a big role in the movie and is extremly underdevoloped
- really bad ending

A- even better than hustle and flow

[meatwadsprite3]

Hard Eight

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+ great begining
+ the story is great untill the middle
+ lots of cool tracking shots
+ John C Reilly and Phillip Hall are both amazing and work with each other

- at the middle the movie just dies , and all scenes are extremly dragged out and go on way longer than they should

D- a good begining to a movie but then it just turns into crap , a really big let down from P.T Anderson

[meatwadsprite3]

Open Season

http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/6/81056-large.jpg

+ a few funny parts
+ story moves fast
+ martin lawrence as a bear is pretty funny
+ buddy
+ ducks
+ chainsaw

- mixed ending
- lots of overused plots and stuff like that - very predictable

B+ another predictable CGI movie , but it's moves so fast that you will like it anyway

[meatwadsprite3]

The Royal Tenenbaums

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+ Gene Hackman is hillarious
+ the movie dosen't go on for 20 minutes without a funny part
+ every character has great depth and is explored as much as they need
+ great cinemetography
+ "anderson montage" scenes
+ tons of plots and story twists
+ every scene is the right length
+ great ending
+ lots of great songs
+ chapter layout

A+ wes anderson's best movie , and that dosen't come easily

[Frizzo the Clown]

Thanks for putting this in the proper forum, but I asked you to split them up to facilitate easier browsing and conversation. Besides, its quite possible that there have already been reviews of these movies posted on this site, so please, use the search feature, and if one exists, feel free to add your reviews to it. I do appreciate the effort though. Thanks.