'Scary Movie 5' Posters Surface

[quiksilver022]

These began floating around the web today, appearing to be official posters. But with you kids and your photoshop, who knows?

http://www.kinopoisk.ru/im/poster/4/9/3/kinopoisk.ru-Scary-Movie-5-600x889-493274.jpg

http://www.kinopoisk.ru/im/poster/4/9/3/kinopoisk.ru-Scary-Movie-5-600x889-493277.jpg

Not bad. There's one more I've heard of but couldn't track down. It spoofs 'Boogeyman', and the tagline reads 'This October, Fear Comes Out Of The Closet'.

[WuTical]

hopefully this is better than part 4

that was horrible

[quiksilver022]

hopefully this is better than part 4

that was horrible

Yeah, but there's been so much horror garbage in theatres in 2006 and 2007, they can spoof for days. But I hope they finally decide to spoof 'Final Destination'. That would make a kick-ass spoof.

[Fanible]

Those are cleverly made, but they don't look official.

Either way, this belongs in the Coming Soon forum.

[Sock-Man]

I could be wrong but those posters seem to be using slightly manipulated versions of the exact images that appear on the actual posters. I don't buy 'em.

[Ramplate]

yeah they don't look authentic

[sshuttari]

Those are cleverly made, but they don't look official.

Either way, this belongs in the Coming Soon forum.

I was about to say that before I read your comment.

quicksilver why did you put this in the Reviews section?

[FranklinTard]

hopefully its all a lie, because if one series deserves to be buried its scary movie....

[JBond]

I'm glad they underlined "Entering" in case we didn't get it :rolleyes:

[halo7]

Those seem pretty fake to me. The series usually goes after big blockbusters that people actually saw. Both the movies featured on the posters did mediocre box office and the latter most people probably havent seen. I don't buy it.

[JBond]

Not to mention, who would parody Snakes on a Plane? Didn't the movie do that enough?

[Movie mogul]

I'm guessing they're fake. I thought the actress (forgot her name) who played in all 4 films was not coming back for another, yet her face is used for the second poster...weird

[quiksilver022]

Sorry, I could have sworn this was the Coming Soon forum. Agh!

[Tony Montana]

Scary Movie is a piece of ****. Not funny, not necessary... just ****.

[SouthsideX300]

I think theyre fake. Spoofing those 2 movies would be Laaame. Anna Faris not coming back is the best thing they can do to that series.

[quiksilver022]

I think theyre fake. Spoofing those 2 movies would be Laaame. Anna Faris not coming back is the best thing they can do to that series.

WHAT? Anna Faris is the reason I actually like these movies. She's ****ing hilarious. And they could take the 'Snakes on a Plane' idea and clash it with 'Final Destination' or something, so I don't think it's out of the question.

[GizmoGremlins]

They look nice... however, according to IMDb, Scary Movie 5 isn't releasing until 2008, so these are probably fake. Plus, Epic Movie already made fun of Snakes on a Plane... if you could call it that... and the movie itself is such a joke (a good one, but a joke nonetheless) that I just don't know why people want to spoof it.

[RiddleMeThis?]

Scary Movie 5 will finally prove that there are somethings that can't possibly be any more ludicrous even if they're parodied. Modern horror films are top of the list.

[movie mentalist]

They have worn the franchise out too much now. Even if those posters are real, how can they spoof snakes on a plane? i thought that it was already spoofed i another film?!!!!

[RiddleMeThis?]

They have worn the franchise out too much now. Even if those posters are real, how can they spoof snakes on a plane? i thought that it was already spoofed i another film?!!!!


To make a tired point, how can you parody Snakes On A Plane anyway? It's like making a spoof of Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Airplane, or Major League.

One of these days there's going to be a movie called, Not Another Teen Parody Movie

[movie mentalist]

Fair point.

[HaDoKen]

Will that vibrator in the Snakes on a Plane spoof poster be used on Anna Faris?

[DAN!]

SPoofing snakes on a plane isnt that farfetched since they spoofed Scream in the first scary movie. Scream is actaully a spoof of scary movies

[Ewok Droppings]

I nominate this thread the longest running misplaced thread.

And for the record, I'll see a Scary Movie 5 because... well because apparently I wouldn't have anything better to do at the time anyways. :)

[RiddleMeThis?]

There are two things I require from a Scary Movie... Leslie Nielsen. Charlie Sheen. I'd also like to see George Carlin do another.

[DAN!]

i still liked the first one best. it just sat well with me. I hated the 2nd one. The third was ok. i never saw the 4th. i don't think it needs charlie sheen. He is ok, but there are other comedic actors that can do what he can do. George carlin, i like him. But he didn't do it for me in 3. It wasn't a well written part imo.

[HaDoKen]

I still like the first one too the best....I still find the cinema scene funny

[RiddleMeThis?]

I didn't care for the first two. They were primarily black comedies (Written and directed by the Wayans Bros.) which I usually enjoy, but modern black cinema has really given into it's own stereotypes lately.

Jim Abrams and David Zucker pulled it together with 3 & 4. They have a distinctive comedy style that made Airplane, Naked Gun and Hot Shots! so memorable.

The Scary Movie franchise is a trend, and I'm afraid the trend might be dying out.

[DAN!]

i like the Zucker style, but the newest films don't have the same touch as their older films

[movie mentalist]

There are two things I require from a Scary Movie... Leslie Nielsen. Charlie Sheen. I'd also like to see George Carlin do another.

If they are gonna do SM5, they have got to have Nielsen in it, most definitely!!

[billbeast]

Where are the images, since i can't see any. This (number 5) is gonna be the best because it is spoofing all my favourite movies. Does anyone have the link to the images for me?

[billbeast]

Those are cleverly made, but they don't look official.

Either way, this belongs in the Coming Soon forum.
where are the images?

[DAN!]

Edit

http://www.scarymovie5trailer.com/

[Fanible]

Edit

http://www.scarymovie5trailer.com/

So that's a fan site, yes? Can anyone confirm any of that stuff? Everything on there seems really sketchy.

There's practically no information at all on this film, although it says that it's going to be released on October 10th, and it's IMDB page is blank.

[DAN!]

i think it is all fake and yeah, that is a fan site. I don't even know when it was last updated. i found it just by googleing it to see if i can pull up a news article or something recent that would say something about the movie. but the only thing i found were those posters, which came out over a year ago

[drob127]

please!!! no more of these!!! lol

[Deexan]

Apparently in the next one they're spoofing the first 4 Scary Movies...

[petergriffin246]

lol

[Fanible]

Apparently in the next one they're spoofing the first 4 Scary Movies...

:hehe:

[nine1wing]

the wayan bros need to take back this franchise, 3 and 4 weren't as funny as the first 2