The 'Dang it, we are such nerds' topic!

[Olorin]

All you do in this topic is say either 'Dang it, we are such nerds' or talk about how nerdy we are. Insults are only allowed if they contain the word nerd somewhere in them, and no other slanderous terms on the side. To start off:

'Dang it, we are such nerds' http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[JBond]

I like eating Nerds!

[Link]

I liked the movie ''Revenge of the Nerds''.

[slinger]

Everyone here, is a nerd except me.

[thebtskink]

Look at all the new nerdy Moderators! And look at this one nerd who isn't... http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/frown.gif

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
Look at all the new nerdy Moderators! And look at this one nerd who isn't... http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/frown.gif

Lets have a nerd forum for thebtskink to moderate!

[Olorin]

Dang it, we are such nerds!

[Reader]

Dang it, you are such nerds.

[JBond]

Uh-oh...is this nerd thread in compition in making another Worm-like thread?!

Worms vs. Nerds coming to a message board near you!...

[Superman]

Originally posted by JBond:
Uh-oh...is this nerd thread in compition in making another Worm-like thread?!

Worms vs. Nerds coming to a message board near you!...

Oh I read the special effects in this were da bomb, especially the nerd battles with the jocks in the beginning. Epic stuff.

[slinger]

Hey nerd boy, that project almost never got greenlighted. If it wasn't for some rich white guy...



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[Olorin]

I was expecting this topic to be dejected, but if we can work this into a sequel to the Worms legacy, then the saga lives on! Maybe, when this one dies, we could make one about sheep, shoes, or pudding!!!

Dang it, we are such nerds!

[slinger]

Not going to happen Nerd Boy.

[JBond]

Originally posted by slinger:
You know that project almost never got greenlighted. If it wasn't for some rich white guy...

Blasphemy! He did not put "nerd" in his post!!! That post should be deleted and he should be forever banned from this thread and be forced to get a job as a door-to-door salesman selling toothpaste to toothless people!!!...Or he could edit a "nerd" into that post...it's his choice!



[This message has been edited by JBond (edited 02-18-2001).]

[Theta]

Hey, I love being a nerd. Especially since I'm six foot, 165, love reading, martial arts...ummm, wrong forum.

[slinger]

Are you happy now NerdBond?

[Superman]

There is a nerd revolution going on, look at Bill Gates and all the other software boys making mega cash. Revenge of the nerds.

[JBond]

Originally posted by slinger:
Are you happy now NerdBond?

NerdBond!...007.03759276 rounded to the nearest whole number!

Licence to calculate!

[thebtskink]

Worms taste a lot better than nerds... you remember ALAN GREENSPAN? YUUUUUCKK!!!

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
Worms taste a lot better than nerds... you remember ALAN GREENSPAN? YUUUUUCKK!!!

When did we eat that nerd Hannibal?


[This message has been edited by Superman (edited 02-22-2001).]

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Superman:
When did we eat him Hannibal?

Ummm, was I there? No. I think I tagged along on "Shatner Saturday" last week. Greenspan was some other time...

EDIT: ...nerd...

[This message has been edited by Olorin (edited 02-22-2001).]

[thebtskink]

Superman broke the rule!!!!

...nerd.

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[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
Superman broke the rule!!!!

What? What are you talking about nerd? J/k.



[This message has been edited by Superman (edited 02-24-2001).]

[thebtskink]

You broke it again!!!

...nerd.

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[JBond]

Ha ha ha! So did you...nerd!

[Olorin]

Hahaha, Page 2! Pure nerd material, when you can get 25 posts about nerds! Looha!

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
You broke it again!!!

...nerd.

[This message has been edited by thebtskink (edited 02-23-2001).]

Your royal nerdiness, what rule have I broken?

[Doomsday]

AHHHH! Superman just kicked me in the nerd!

[JBond]

Look out! It's a nerd of sheep!

[thebtskink]

But who comes to save the day? Up in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's the shep-nerd!

[Olorin]

Man, you guys are punny!

... nerd.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Olorin:
Man, you guys are punny!

... nerd.

Nerd

[Olorin]

Originally posted by JBond:
Nerd

No, you're a nerd!

[JBond]

I know you're a nerd, but what am I?!

[This message has been edited by JBond (edited 02-25-2001).]

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by JBond:
I know you're a nerd, but what am I?!

[This message has been edited by JBond (edited 02-25-2001).]

You're Pee-Wee NerdMan!

[Theta]

Ack! All the nerds from the Willy Wonka factory escaped! Quick, hand me my nerd gas! http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/wink.gif

[slinger]

You'll post on this nerd topic, but you won't post in the CS! Drinking Bash.

I don't get you nerds.

[Olorin]

Originally posted by slinger:
You'll post on this nerd topic, but you won't post in the CS! Drinking Bash.

I don't get you nerds.

That's because drinking is the exact anti-thesis of all that nerd-dom stands for! It is the opposition to our beliefs and traditions! It is the ying to our yang! It is the dark side of the moon, and we are the sun! It is the ying to our yang! I already said that! It is the evil, we are the good! Understand young grasshopper?

[slinger]

Didn't you post in the 'Hard Liquor vs. Beer' topic?

[Olorin]

ummm... no

Nerd Damn it!

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[Theta]

Jocks drink beer, nerds smoke pot.
Haven't you EVER been to a Dungeons and Dragons game? http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/wink.gif

[slinger]

Originally posted by Olorin:
ummm... no

Thats why you voted twice. first for liq than changing your vote to beer.

and you didn't say nerd in your post.

slipped up Olo. what did you do? sip some beer?

[JBond]

And you didn't put nerd in your post before Olorin's...you hypocrite! http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/wink.gif

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Theta:
Jocks drink beer, nerds smoke pot.
Haven't you EVER been to a Dungeons and Dragons game? http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/wink.gif

Lol! I have been to one actually! It's some scary s---! (As my favorite KLUMP would say.)

[slinger]

Originally posted by JBond:
And you didn't put nerd in your post before Olorin's...you hypocrite! http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/wink.gif

Oh no! http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/rolleyes.gif
I didn't start this topic he did.
It would make sense for the person who made all this stuff up, and to follow the rules.

It you are a nerd you'll edit the post and place nerd in it, 'cause I ain't.

[JBond]

Geez! I'm just kidding around!

[Olorin]

Originally posted by JBond:
Geez! I'm just kidding around!

*pssst* (say nerd)

[Superman]

Does anyone know how to do the nerd dance? Is it like the Urkel dance?

[JBond]

Originally posted by Olorin:
*pssst* (say nerd)

Nerd!

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Superman:
Does anyone know how to do the nerd dance? Is it like the Urkel dance?

No, it's more like a narcileptic jellyfish. Spineless and spasming.

[thebtskink]

Hehheh, what a nerdy jellyfish!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
No, it's more like a narcileptic jellyfish. Spineless and spasming.

Your are a true nerd! Your Nerdship!

[Olorin]

... damn... I forgot to include nerd again. I can not be King Nerd, until I can be consistent at my nerdness.

[Superman]

Best kind of nerds are the nerd worms, those are our gods!

[Doomsday]

I have 2 nerds and one long, huge worm!

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Doomsday:
I have 2 nerds and one long, huge worm!

Um, I think I speak for anyone who caught you analogy when I say 'Damn nasty'.

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Olorin:
Um, I think I speak for anyone who caught you analogy when I say 'Damn nasty'.

Only when you cut his in half, it sure as hell WON'T regenerate...

p.s. : I am so sorry, JBond. Please don't close this topic.

[JBond]

Nerds

[Superman]

We need some nerdettes (female nerds) posting too!

[Olorin]

True dat Supernerd.

[Olorin]

Come fellow nerds, our topic must NOT die!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
Come fellow nerds, our topic must NOT die!

Your right "Lord of the Nerds."

[Jedi Knight]

It's you're not your...NERD!

[Jedi Knight]

Dang it, we are such nerds.

[Superman]

Ah crap I meant "You're," but thanks to the big nerd Jedi Knight, I have been enlightened!

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight:
Dang it, we are such nerds.

Dang it, we are such nerds.

[dubloth]

time to watch out for revenge of the nerds


HA HA

[Superman]

Lets have a nerd festival!

[thebtskink]

I eat nerds for breakfast.

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
I eat nerds for breakfast.

With a bowl of nerd worms.

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[JBond]

Originally posted by Superman:
With a bowl of worms.

Nerd

[rObix]

dren?

[KITTYLOVER]

YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF NERD LICKS!!!!!!!! http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/mad.gif

[Doomsday]

Ugh! Superman kicked me in the nerds again!

[Superman]

Doomsday is touching his nerds again!

[thebtskink]

How exactly does one touch his "nerd"? :D

[Madness]

The word "nerd" has lost all meaning.....wait a minute! Word nerd! That rhymes! I am such a poetic genius. I really should write this shi't down.....oh yeah, I am, heh, sorry.............

[Madness]

One other thought, is it Kosher to use the cool graemlin, i.e. :cool: in this nerd topic or is that to much of an oxymoron?

[Olorin]

Holy geez, fellow nerds, we must make a 100+ reply topic out of this ode to nerds! On the double!

... please? It'd be my forth or fifth.

[JBond]

You nerd, I wouldn't help you...I just did, didn't I?!

I'm such a nerd :(

[EmpireOfDust]

Im not a nerd....I just got nothin better to do... SO screw you guys! Im goin to Hawaii!!! Have a drink with one of those umbrella thing stickin out of them.... HAHHAHA!!! awwwww....

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>How exactly does one touch his "nerd"? :D</STRONG>

Do you want me to send you a nerd instructional tape? :D

[thebtskink]

That would be very good of a nerd like you to do!!

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>That would be very good of a nerd like you to do!!</STRONG>

hmmmmm.........::closes eyes::

[Superman]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>hmmmmm.........::closes eyes::</STRONG>

You didn't use "nerd" your nerdy loser! Check the rules!

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>You didn't use "nerd" your nerdy loser! Check the rules!</STRONG>

Dont tell me how to post you nerd!!!!

[JBond]

I got no nerds.

[Doomsday]

I got 2 nerds.

hee haw

[Superman]

Got Nerd?

[thebtskink]

Yes, I do .... nerd!!!!!!

[JBond]

Nerd can be rearranged to spell "rend"

Makes you think, doesn't it?!

[Q-Gdoxl]

Dang it? I'll show you Dang

[rObix]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>Im not a nerd....I just got nothin better to do... SO screw you guys! Im goin to Hawaii!!! Have a drink with one of those umbrella thing stickin out of them.... HAHHAHA!!! awwwww....</STRONG>

you cant drink yet, you little....NERD! ah hah.
grape nerds are disgusting. strawberry nerds are great.

[Superman]

Who let the nerds out?

[Olorin]

Good lord, I hate this topic now. Why did I create it?

*nerd*

[JBond]

Because you're a nerd, Olorin! ;)

[rObix]

im nerdy, he's nerdy....we're allll nerdy.
*clock chimes*

[Olorin]

Almost... there... (Star Wars style)

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>Almost... there... (Star Wars style)</STRONG>

You didn't say nerds! Loser! The Baha Nerds rule!

[Olorin]

Nerd nerd, there, I made up for it.

[Olorin]

POST 100! THAT'S MY FORTH, I BELIEVE!

[EmpireOfDust]

::coughs:: ::coughs:: Did I miss somthing Olorin?

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>POST 100! THAT'S MY FORTH, I BELIEVE!</STRONG>

*Ahem*

[thebtskink]

Imagine, if you will, what a nerd porno must look like.....

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Dew k Mosi]

I don't know who is the bigger nerd. You all for writing all this ****. Or me for reading.

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Dew k Mosi:
<STRONG>I don't know who is the bigger nerd. You all for writing all this ****. Or me for reading.</STRONG>

We're all equally nerds.

[JBond]

I'm a little less nerd than all of you! ;)

[Dew k Mosi]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>We're all equally nerds.</STRONG>

All nerds are greated equal

[Loaded Weapon]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG> That's because drinking is the exact anti-thesis of all that nerd-dom stands for! </STRONG>

What about Buger?? Aint he a nerd
Fictionel but still a Nerd. :D

[Dew k Mosi]

I am a nerd and I drink, I smoke pot, I dye my hair jet-black, I wear black clothes, and I listen to angry music.

Nerds come in all shapes and sizes

[Loaded Weapon]

Right on My Nerd!

[Dew k Mosi]

Nerd out, Loaded Weapon! :cool:

[Warpedchick]

I feel left out. I want to be a nerd too!!! :(

[JBond]

Then I knight thee, Nerd Warpedchick!

[Loaded Weapon]

We need to start A million Nerd march

not that we are opperessed or any thing it'd just be funny as hell. Or well maybe not
god I am a Nerd.

[thebtskink]

Million Nerds on the Washington Mall?

HELL YEAH!!!!!!

[Dew k Mosi]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>Million Nerds on the Washington Mall?

HELL YEAH!!!!!!</STRONG>

This nerd'll march!

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Dew k Mosi:
<STRONG>This nerd'll march!</STRONG>

Cool!

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>I feel left out. I want to be a nerd too!!! :(</STRONG>

You're our soon to be queen! I pronounce myself the nerd king! This is my topic, afterall. What does everyone think of that idea? If it's bad, tell me, and I'll flush it.

[thebtskink]

Good Idea, man. Can I be the nerd jester?

[Dew k Mosi]

can I be the nerdy royal executioner?

[thebtskink]

SURE, nerd!

[JBond]

Can I be the nerdy nerd!

[Dew k Mosi]

I am a nerdette

[Olorin]

THE NEURDAL SYSTEM

Royalty: Olorin and Warpedchick
Duke and Dutchess: JBond and whatever dame he may choose.
Nobles: Everyone over 1000 posts.
Landowners: Everyone between 100-999 posts.
Serfs: Everyone who isn't yet in one of the above categories.

SO SPEAKS KING NERD!

[Madness]

I propse you make Dew and myself the nerdy executioner AND the nerdy jesters. Here's why:....KILING IS FUNNY!!! At least in movies it is......
Oh, and I find it completely un-kosher to use "cool" gaemlins or "cool" message icons in this forum. It's just to damn opposing..........&lt;mumbles&gt;Damn kids can't do anything right, try to raise 'em properly but that damn rap music.........

[Dew k Mosi]

Madness, you and I could turn killing into the ultimate art form! What do you say?

oh, yeah....Nerd

[Loaded Weapon]

Dam I'm just a land owner

I need to get craking if I'm going to make
King Nerd. :D

[Loaded Weapon]

Only 2550 post till I rule all hahahahahah

I am da Nerd. :D

[Dew k Mosi]

Loaded Weapon, thou canst ne'er be king nerd. We do have a king nerd and a goodly lady queen nerd. Now, cease and desist with thy treason or this most loyal executioner shall be forced to make thy shoulders lonesome for thy head!

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Dew k Mosi:
<STRONG>Loaded Weapon, thou canst ne'er be king nerd. We do have a king nerd and a goodly lady queen nerd. Now, cease and desist with thy treason or this most loyal executioner shall be forced to make thy shoulders lonesome for thy head!</STRONG>

Oh...can i be the cook? I could make thy loaded weaopen a most tasty morsel! j/j

[Loaded Weapon]

It's a far far better thing that I do it's
a Far far better resting place that I've ever known(Spelling)

Dam I am A Nerd and a Geek. :)

[Dew k Mosi]

kewlcandy, you want to cook loaded Weapon? Well, i am not the nerd to deny any other nerd their hearts desire. I suggest charbroiled with a sprinkling of cilantro!

[Chicklet]

or maybe fried like chicken and then with seasoning? any other suggestions? loaded weapon its your life how would you like to be cooked? charbroiled, panfried, fried(totally different then panfrying), baked, ...etc.(my dads a gourmet chef)

[Olorin]

[WORD FROM KING NERD]

Understand ye subjects, that there be not positions. Simply be there societal status, in which thou shall be bound, until thou provest thyselves worthy. Keep with you the standards for our societal heiarchy, and thou shalt grow in wisdo, and stature.

[Loaded Weapon]

Ok I thought I was a nerd.

[rObix]

can i be ther nerd jester? haha.

[Loaded Weapon]

To The Cook


I like southern cooking so Deep fat Frie me.

P.S To Orelen that last comment was a compliment.

I For got to say Nerd!!

[ 06-07-2001: Message edited by: Loaded Weapon ]

[JBond]

To The Cook

What the....this is CARDBOARD!!!

[Loaded Weapon]

To JB You for got to say nerd

[Warpedchick]

You're our soon to be queen! I pronounce myself the nerd king! This is my topic, afterall. What does everyone think of that idea? If it's bad, tell me, and I'll flush it.



Good god I go to sleep, wake up go to work come home log on and I've gone from non-nerd to Queen Nerd. Now I know how nerd thebtskink feels! :confused:

[Olorin]

Forgive me for startling you, but it is only deserving for the future wife of a king! :D

[thebtskink]

Well, if Olorin is King Nerd, I will be King Worm! SO THERE! :D

[Loaded Weapon]

Can we dip you in choacolet and eat you
then King worm.

I'm stayin with the flow and sayen Nerd. :D

[Madness]

I wish to be Lord Nerd. Now we need a knight, a Sir nerd. Any takers?.......

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>THE NEURDAL SYSTEM

Royalty: Olorin and Warpedchick
Duke and Dutchess: JBond and whatever dame he may choose.
Nobles: Everyone over 1000 posts.
Landowners: Everyone between 100-999 posts.
Serfs: Everyone who isn't yet in one of the above categories.

SO SPEAKS KING NERD!</STRONG>

KEEP IN MIND!

[Warpedchick]

As soon to be Queen Nerd I take Nerd Madness as my Nerd Protector, I hear he's good with a Loaded Weapon!!! :D

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>As soon to be Queen Nerd I take Nerd Madness as my Nerd Protector, I hear he's good with a Loaded Weapon!!! :D</STRONG>

Let it be done!

nerd.

[Superman]

I shot the nerd, but I did not shoot the dork.

[JBond]

I shot the dork!

But I didn't shoot the sheriff...

[thebtskink]

I shot the dweeb, and ate the nerd.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>and ate the nerd.</strong><hr></blockquote>

A female one I hope...

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

A female one I hope...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yes, indeed.

[Warpedchick]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

A female one I hope...</strong><hr></blockquote>

HEY!! :mad: :mad:

[Warpedchick]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>

Yes, indeed.</strong><hr></blockquote>

HEY!! :mad: :mad:

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<strong>

HEY!! :mad: :mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>

HEY!! :mad: :mad:

[Warpedchick]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

HEY!! :mad: :mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>

WHAT!! :mad: :mad: :p

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<strong>

WHAT!! :mad: :mad: :p </strong><hr></blockquote>

NOTHING, IM FINE!!! :mad:

[Warpedchick]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

NOTHING, IM FINE!!! :mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>

YOU WON'T BE WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!! :mad: :mad:

[Superchunk]

when did this nerd thread come from? all of a sudden its here with 7 pages.

[JBond]

It was an older thread, before your time...

[beemanbone]

before all time

[Link]

Hu hu hullo guys don't mu mu mu mind me..

http://uglypeople.com/uglymen/ugly-images/up-men-00628.jpg

[Chicklet]

rabbit teeth! :D

[Olorin]

Dang it, you nerds are bearking the rules! :mad:

[slinger]

This nerdy topic is still around? It should be flushed down the toilet.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>This nerdy topic is still around? It should be flushed down the toilet.</strong><hr></blockquote>

It's online! It can't be flushed down a toilet, you nerd!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<strong>

YOU WON'T BE WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!! :mad: :mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>

I wouldn't mind that! ;) :D :p Nerderrific!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Link:
<strong>Hu hu hullo guys don't mu mu mu mind me..

http://uglypeople.com/uglymen/ugly-images/up-men-00628.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

Man Link, I didn't think you looked so nerdy.

[JBond]

Dang it, we're nerds.

[Brock Landers]

Yes we are.

[JBond]

No no, every post here has to have "nerd" in it.

[Brock Landers]

We are certainly NOT NERDS, oh no we are not!

[Tornado]

I'm a *cough* Star Wars *cough* nerd.

[Tony Montana]

JBond is here and all nerds tremble in his presence...

[moviegeek]

are you a nerd if you bring this back up?