Who Deserves To Be Called Sir

[LOTR]

These people deserves to be called sir so i will call the these people sir when i talk to them but u guys dont have to say sir if u dont want but theses are the people that i will call sir :

JBond
ComingSoon
Olorin
Frizzio The Clown
Con-Air
ICEMAN
DoomsDay
Bbf2
Superman
Slinger
Silent_speech
Beemanbone
RObix
MrTECH
Link
Godzilla
Madness
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[Link]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>These people deserves to be called sir so i will call the these people sir when i talk to them but u guys dont have to say sir if u dont wan to so here is my list :

Frizzio The Clown
</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sorry Frizzo, looks like your evil brother made it on the list.

[Link]

Double Post

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[LOTR]

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[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by Link:
<strong>Sorry Frizzo, looks like your evil brother made it on the list.</strong><hr></blockquote>
:D :D hehehe

He actually spelled my name right! :eek:

[LOTR]

thank u Sir

[Godzilla]

[quote]Originally posted by Link:
<strong>

Sorry Frizzo, looks like your evil brother made it on the list.</strong><hr></blockquote>

No, that's Frizzo. Remember when Fabio came on the board and I started calling Frizzo Frizzio?

[LOTR]

Am sorry Sir Godzilla i forgot to put u on the list but u are on now

[Godzilla]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>Am sorry Sir Godzilla i forgot to put u on the list but u are on now</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yay! I've been knighted! Sir Godzilla!

[Kyle Katarn]

So what am I, chopped liver? :mad: ;)

[Godzilla]

[quote]Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
<strong>So what am I, chopped liver? :mad: ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

No, that's JBond, remember the All Hail Superman thread I started a long time ago?

[Kyle Katarn]

[quote]Originally posted by Godzilla:
<strong>

No, that's JBond, remember the All Hail Superman thread I started a long time ago?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Ehh...sorta. But I was mainly talking to LOTR!

[LOTR]

sorry u have not made the list yet

[slinger]

I've been known to enter the chat room as Sir Slinger. But anyway Sir Slinger IV of Goldmember will be my full title that you will address me as.

[thebtskink]

Yeah, well... this won't affect me in any way!!

*runs off into corner in tears*

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Godzilla:
<strong>

No, that's Frizzo. Remember when Fabio came on the board and I started calling Frizzo Frizzio?</strong><hr></blockquote>
Thats right! I am Frizzio, famous Italian lover. I have had sex with millions of midgets, and left them all satisfied! Look at my rippling muscles! What? Yes, okay, those are balloons and not muscles, but they still look nice, don't they?

[JBond]

Nice suck-up thread. :rolleyes:

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
<strong>So what am I, chopped liver? :mad: ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Sir Chopped Liver.

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>I've been known to enter the chat room as Sir Slinger. But anyway Sir Slinger IV of Goldmember will be my full title that you will address me as.</strong><hr></blockquote>

lets just leave it to Sir Slinger

[Kyle Katarn]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>
Sir Chopped Liver.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Damn straight! And you had better not forget it!

[LOTR]

well u can call him that but i will not

i have no respect for u

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[Kyle Katarn]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>well u can call him that but i will not

i have no respect for u

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Whats up wit dat?! :confused:

Right, lets take this from the top:

1. I don't make the list, I say "What am I chopped liver?"
2. Bbf2 says, "SIR Chopped Liver!"
3. I say, "that's right and don't forget it!"

4. Conclusion: I am calling MYSELF Sir Chopped liver!

M'Kay?

[Hobbit Girl]

You can call ME sir, but I won't like it :mad: because i am a girl. How about you call me Princess. I'd like that I think.

[JBond]

Can we call you Prince for short? ;)

[Hobbit Girl]

No! ooh, Mr. Bond, you are very mean, aren't you!

[JBond]

I'm kidding

[Hobbit Girl]

Ok, Mr Bond I forgive you!

**Big Hobbit hug to Mr. Bond**

[Con-Air]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>i have no respect for u</strong><hr></blockquote>

HAHAHAHAHAHA, ZING!

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by Hobbit Girl:
<strong>You can call ME sir, but I won't like it :mad: because i am a girl. How about you call me Princess. I'd like that I think.</strong><hr></blockquote>

u would not get it becasue u are not worth like Sir JBond is

and kyle i dont car what other people call u but i will not call u sir SO THERE!!!

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by Hobbit Girl:
<strong>Ok, Mr Bond I forgive you!

**Big Hobbit hug to Mr. Bond**</strong><hr></blockquote>

so your big then.....just kidding

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
[QB]

u would not get it becasue u are not worth like Sir JBond is[QB]<hr></blockquote>

You better just watch it LOTR!

[LOTR]

why whats wrong

i tried to say that u are a great person

:( :( :(

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[JBond]

You're wrong, what's your problem.

[LOTR]

but...but...but what did i do

[JBond]

Why are insulting people, I don't care if you call me sir.

[LOTR]

Am Not

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>i have no respect for u</strong><hr></blockquote>

[quote]u would not get it becasue u are not worth like Sir JBond<hr></blockquote>

Are too, are too, are too!!!

[Olorin]

Hey, I don't mind, I'm third on the list!

[LOTR]

becasue they were mean to me

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>becasue they were mean to me</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hmmph...you got me there.

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Hey, I don't mind, I'm third on the list!</strong><hr></blockquote>

there not in order


am crying

God DAmn Why do u do this to me :( :( :(

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>

there not in order


am crying

God DAmn Why do u do this to me :( :( :( </strong><hr></blockquote>

Alright, you're some college kid looking for laughs, aren't you?

If not, I'm really sorry.

[Hobbit Girl]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>becasue they were mean to me</strong><hr></blockquote>
I was never mean to you but you were mean to me. You should like me bevcause I am guessing from your name that you like Lord of the Rings and I like Lord of the Ringd. Excuse my typing though, because my pain killers have kicked in and I am havinbgtrouble.

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Hobbit Girl:
<strong>Excuse my typing though</strong><hr></blockquote>

He can relate

[LOTR]

yes i can

[LOTR]

so we cool Then HobbitGirl

and yes i like the lord of the rings

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[Olorin]

You planning on answering my question?

[Hobbit Girl]

I can usually type pretty good, but my keyboard is on my lap and my big pink cast is up on in pillow and I'm a little stoned. My brother wants me to sell him mu painkillers! He's crazy! How long foes it take for a leg to heal?

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Alright, you're some college kid looking for laughs, aren't you?

If not, I'm really sorry. </strong><hr></blockquote>

Nope , And Dont Be Sorry Sir If U dont want to be

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[JBond]

Well if he was smart he would take them when you pass out! ;)

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>Superman
SuperMan
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I'm sorry, but this was worth pointing out. Hey you all have to call me Sir Superman, I think I've earned that title! And where's my jester!? &lt;Claps hands&gt; Go fetch my grapes.

[JBond]

Frizzo is your jester, and I don't think you want the grapes, I saw what he did with them.

[thebtskink]

*still in corner crying*

[Superman]

I'm never going to make it to page 2 tonight.

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

I'm sorry, but this was worth pointing out. Hey you all have to call me Sir Superman, I think I've earned that title! And where's my jester!? &lt;Claps hands&gt; Go fetch my grapes.</strong><hr></blockquote>

i dont think anyone will call u sir but i will call u sir becasue u made the list

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>i dont think anyone will call u sir but i will call u sir becasue u made the list</strong><hr></blockquote>

What!? No one is going to address me as sir? You bastards better address me as "Sir" or I'll release the wrath of the Samurai on you!

[LOTR]

AND HE CAN DO IT TO

[Madness]

I think i like being called sir Madness!! It brings a certain dignity to dementia!!! Good work LOTR!! For this, I shall kill you in the fashion of your choosing!!
See, I'm such a benevolent madman, no wonder everyone's calling me sir!!...(JBond whispers) What d'you mean only LOTR is calling me sir???....Oh, well that's just GREAT!!............

[LOTR]

but u still will get the word air by me right sir ?

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>I'm never going to make it to page 2 tonight.</strong><hr></blockquote>

My God, I come back after work and two pages are new! How late did you stay up?

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Alright, you're some college kid looking for laughs, aren't you?</strong><hr></blockquote>

That's what I've been saying from the beginning . . .

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>well u can call him that but i will not

i have no respect for u
</strong><hr></blockquote>

What the heck? That was pretty cold. Kyle did NOTHING to you.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

That's what I've been saying from the beginning . . .</strong><hr></blockquote>

He still has not answered. That's making me more curious.

[Kyle Katarn]

[quote]Originally posted by Hobbit Girl:
<strong>I can usually type pretty good, but my keyboard is on my lap and my big pink cast is up on in pillow and I'm a little stoned. My brother wants me to sell him mu painkillers! He's crazy! How long foes it take for a leg to heal?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Did I mention that besides being a Jedi Outcast I'm also a drug deal - uh, pharmacy technician! ;) &lt;Kyle starts to launch into his "Pill Man" song, then decides he might scare the newbie if he does so!&gt;

[Kyle Katarn]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>

and kyle i dont car what other people call u but i will not call u sir SO THERE!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Uhhh...ok. I don't give a flying about the "sir" thing...but what'd I do to tick you off??? <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[LOTR]

i was just kidding

[Kyle Katarn]

Oh. Little suggestion if I may - these: ;) things help people to know that...

[LOTR]

oh ok thanks

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>i was just kidding</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah sure you were, don't buy it Kyle.

[LOTR]

I Was Sir

[Nilade]

Hey, I guess I didn't make the "Sir" list, but can I at least be called "Mr."? "Lord"? "Darth"? How about "The Great"?

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>My God, I come back after work and two pages are new! How late did you stay up?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I don't know, but at one point I was so tired I saw goats wrestling llamas.

[pixiness]

i'm going on record as of this moment (11:54 am on Dec. 26, 2001) that I will no longer perform cyber-sexual acts with those persons being called Sir by LOTR. If he loves you so much, I will let him have you. I'm not selfish.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

I'm sorry, but this was worth pointing out. Hey you all have to call me Sir Superman, I think I've earned that title! And where's my jester!? &lt;Claps hands&gt; Go fetch my grapes.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Um...grapes? uh..well....um..aw crap...I don't think you want to know what I did with them. Can I interest you in some apricots instead?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>i'm going on record as of this moment (11:54 am on Dec. 26, 2001) that I will no longer perform cyber-sexual acts with those persons being called Sir by LOTR. If he loves you so much, I will let him have you. I'm not selfish.</strong><hr></blockquote>
For the record, I never acknowleged the fact that he calls me Sir....he spelled my name wrong on the list, so technically its not me! Pleeeeaaasseeee!! Don't cut me off!!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>i'm going on record as of this moment (11:54 am on Dec. 26, 2001) that I will no longer perform cyber-sexual acts with those persons being called Sir by LOTR. If he loves you so much, I will let him have you. I'm not selfish.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Admit it, you're just saying that to get rid of me. I'm right aren't I?

Frizzo, you can shut up before you open your mouth... or internet connection. Whatever, point is, shut up.

[slinger]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>i'm going on record as of this moment (11:54 am on Dec. 26, 2001) that I will no longer perform cyber-sexual acts with those persons being called Sir by LOTR. If he loves you so much, I will let him have you. I'm not selfish.</strong><hr></blockquote>

noonnononnoono. Alright. You wanna do that fine. Now goodbye everyone I'm going to iron my shirt and have some toast in my bath that I've just drawn.

[slinger]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>

lets just leave it to Sir Slinger</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sir Slinger IV of Goldmember or I'm afraid you're going to have to take me off that list.

[pixiness]

[quote]originally posted by olorin: Admit it, you're just saying that to get rid of me. I'm right aren't I? <hr></blockquote>

Actually I was saying it to get rid of the list-maker NOT the listees.

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
For the record, I never acknowleged the fact that he calls me Sir....he spelled my name wrong on the list, so technically its not me! Pleeeeaaasseeee!! Don't cut me off!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

He spelled my name wrong too. Notice that the first "B" is capitalized. I NEVER capitalize ANY part of my name! My name is bbf2, he calls some guy called "Bbf2" sir.

[JBond]

Hmmm, I must find this Bbf2...and shake his HAND!!....get out of the way bbf2.

[pixiness]

well then it looks like rObix is in the clear as are slinger, silent_speech and beemanbone

[slinger]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>well then it looks like rObix is in the clear as are slinger, silent_speech and beemanbone</strong><hr></blockquote>

Why didn't you tell me after the toaster incident?

[pixiness]

because I just read bbf2's astute observation a moment ago. All you had to do was renounce the list. (you still can if you want, it'll be mostly for my amusement, for which you will be well compensated)

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>i'm going on record as of this moment (11:54 am on Dec. 26, 2001) that I will no longer perform cyber-sexual acts with those persons being called Sir by LOTR. If he loves you so much, I will let him have you. I'm not selfish.</strong><hr></blockquote>

DAMN! I didn't make the "sir" list! Umm... Hi Pixiness. ;)

[rObix]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>well then it looks like rObix is in the clear as are slinger, silent_speech and beemanbone</strong><hr></blockquote>

schweeet....

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>well then it looks like rObix is in the clear as are slinger, silent_speech and beemanbone</strong><hr></blockquote>
schweeet ass schweeet....

[rObix]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>
schweeet ass schweeet....</strong><hr></blockquote>

hey, dont be stealing my words...

[beemanbone]

Please accept my humble apologies.

[Kyle Katarn]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>i'm going on record as of this moment (11:54 am on Dec. 26, 2001) that I will no longer perform cyber-sexual acts with those persons being called Sir by LOTR. If he loves you so much, I will let him have you. I'm not selfish.</strong><hr></blockquote>

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>and kyle i dont car what other people call u but i will not call u sir SO THERE!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

..........

SWEEEEEEEEEET!!!!! :D :D :D :D

[pixiness]

Okay boys (including Doomsday who is ALSO misrepresented on the evil list)....

Where would you like me to begin??? Oh I'd better get these out of the way ::starts to strip:: clothes can be so pesky, don't you think?

[JBond]

Not getting enough attention in this thread? ;)

[slinger]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>Okay boys (including Doomsday who is ALSO misrepresented on the evil list)....

Where would you like me to begin??? Oh I'd better get these out of the way ::starts to strip:: clothes can be so pesky, don't you think?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Strange how this was about posters being called sit and then now to this.

[pixiness]

[quote] Originally posted by JBond: Not getting enough attention in this thread? <hr></blockquote>

Oh, you know how much i like to rain on a certain someone's parade

[Psylent]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>These people deserves to be called sir so i will call the these people sir when i talk to them but u guys dont have to say sir if u dont want but theses are the people that i will call sir :

JBond
ComingSoon
Olorin
Frizzio The Clown
Con-Air
ICEMAN
DoomsDay
Bbf2
Superman
Slinger
Silent_speech
Beemanbone
RObix
MrTECH
Link
Godzilla
Madness
</strong><hr></blockquote>

thanks, sonny! I'm glad someone respects me. I'm a guy with low self esteem, so it means a lot... :D
So what do you think you deserve to be called?

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Nilade:
<strong>

DAMN! I didn't make the "sir" list! Umm... Hi Pixiness. ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Making that list is BAD.

[THE ICEMAN COMETH]

WOW, WHAT AN HONOR! :D FIRST TIME I CHECK THIS THREAD AND I FIND MYSELF WITH THE OH SO LIMITED PRIVILAGE OF BEING CALLED SIR!!! I GUESS ALL THOSE PICS OF SEXY WOMEN I POST HAVE COME IN HANDY. :D THANX LOTR

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by THE ICEMAN COMETH:
<strong>WOW, WHAT AN HONOR! :D FIRST TIME I CHECK THIS THREAD AND I FIND MYSELF WITH THE OH SO LIMITED PRIVILAGE OF BEING CALLED SIR!!! I GUESS ALL THOSE PICS OF SEXY WOMEN I POST HAVE COME IN HANDY. :D THANX LOTR</strong><hr></blockquote>

How cruelly ironic.

[THE ICEMAN COMETH]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

How cruelly ironic.</strong><hr></blockquote>

BITE MY BIG JUICY LATIN LOVE SAUSAGE OLORIN!!!! :mad:

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by THE ICEMAN COMETH:
<strong>

BITE MY BIG JUICY LATIN LOVE SAUSAGE OLORIN!!!! :mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Whoa, what did I say?

[THE ICEMAN COMETH]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Whoa, what did I say?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I DUNNO :rolleyes:

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by THE ICEMAN COMETH:
<strong>

I DUNNO :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Wait, so neither of us knows. Then what's the problem? Here. I'll get you a beer.

[THE ICEMAN COMETH]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Wait, so neither of us knows. Then what's the problem? Here. I'll get you a beer.</strong><hr></blockquote>

BURP!!!!! THANX OLORIN THAT HIT THE SPOT. :D

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by THE ICEMAN COMETH:
<strong>

BURP!!!!! THANX OLORIN THAT HIT THE SPOT. :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh dude, that was bleach... I was going to do my laundry!

[fractal_inversion]

How come no-one has suggested sir Fractal yet? :(
Oh wait, I'd be lady fractal. Nevermind, I'm such an egotist :rolleyes:

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Whoa, what did I say?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Something that must've obviously really turned him on.................

[Kyle Katarn]

[quote]Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<strong>How come no-one has suggested sir Fractal yet? :(
Oh wait, I'd be lady fractal. Nevermind, I'm such an egotist :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

You're weird, sir. ;)

[TyRoss]

Reasons we should not call ANYONE (except maybe Mirko) "sir" on these forums:

1) Ego boosts can lead to the dark side of the force.

2) We'll all sound like Marcie (the kid with the glasses) from "Charlie Brown".

3) Most of us are male so how do we know which "sir" you are talking to.

- TyRoss

[Kyle Katarn]

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
<strong>
2) We'll all sound like Marcie (the kid with the glasses) from "Charlie Brown".
</strong><hr></blockquote>

Didn't you read my last post, sir? ;)

[TyRoss]

[quote]Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
<strong>

Didn't you read my last post, sir? ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Actually thats exactly what gave me the thought.

- TyRoss

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
<strong>2) We'll all sound like Marcie (the kid with the glasses) from "Charlie Brown".
</strong><hr></blockquote>

Wasn't that MY joke?!?! :mad: ;)

[TyRoss]

Oops sorry, didn't actually read right through the thread.

- TyRoss

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

Wasn't that MY joke?!?! :mad: ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Fine! *hands JBond some 'credit' in a brown lunchbag*

[LOTR]

that has to hurt

[LOTR]

I Think What I Said Is Wrong

[LOTR]

Am I Talking To My Self Again

[Agent_87]

Yes. You are!

[bbf2]

You saw the list. Why aren't you calling me "sir?"

[The Professor]

call me sir

[Tony Montana]

Call me Sir Smooth-Pimp

[Tornado]

Call me Sir Jedi.

[Undome-Elenamin]

I'll call you pathetic but not Sir Jedi








j/k ;)

[The Professor]

actually, call me sir lord and master the professor

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by bbf2
You saw the list. Why aren't you calling me "sir?"

SIR yes SIR

[Tornado]

Originally posted by Undome-Elenamin
I'll call you pathetic but not Sir Jedi








j/k ;)

Ooooh, what is it? National Insult Tornado Week or something?

Bastard.....


;)

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Tornado
Ooooh, what is it? National Insult Tornado Week or something?

Bastard.....


;)

Tornado...he's one ugly mother j/k ;)

[Undome-Elenamin]

Originally posted by Tornado
Ooooh, what is it? National Insult Tornado Week or something?

Bastard.....


;)

That's b.itch to you, Sir

[Tornado]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
Tornado...he's one ugly mother j/k ;)

I most certainly am not a Mother! ;)

[Tornado]

Originally posted by Undome-Elenamin
That's ***** to you, Sir

Gah! I don't make exceptions for the weak. ;)

*maniacal laugh*