C3po Is Gay!

[kieran]

"C3PO - The gayest robot of them all, C3PO appeared in all three parts of the Star Wars trilogy. He and his little "partner", R2D2 spent many scenes crossing each others circuits. A true drama queen, C3PO always threw a hissy fit at the first sign of trouble. And when it was time for battle, Star Wars' resident robo-queer always cowered and watched Luke and Han whip out their Light Sabres. Although he was completely useless, C3PO taught other robots that it's OK to be gay. He served as an inspiration for many other robots on this page. C3PO also appeared in the Star Wars prequel: THE PHANTOM MENACE." http://home.globalcrossing.net/~variable/gayrobot.html

C3PO most definantly is gay no matter what anyone says. How naughty of an 8 year old to programme a robot's sexual preferences (tutt tutt). Check out these pics which show just how turned on he was by the other robots in the Jawa transport. :csgrin:

http://www.snopes.com/movies/films/c3po.htm

[Boone]

:rolleyes:

[Cloud Buster]

http://members.optusnet.com.au/lanemeyer/forum/forumpics/care.jpg

This thread will ALSO close in 5....4....3....

[kel thuzad]

Hehe...cool:D

[Fanible]

I love Snopes =P

[moviemaker93]

Firts spongebob and now this? Ahahahahaha :hehe: :funny:... Haaaaa * Sigh * Maybe c3po is a female robot mind trapped inside of a male robot's body? Because he is definitely not gay. Same with spongebpob. That dude is just a hyperactive retard. But back to c3po. You see 8 year olds don't always know how to build the perfect robot so by accident anakin gave c3po the mind of a female robot and the body of a male one. It is possible. It would also explain why he fights with R2D2 like an old married couple :P

[Freelow]

Good morning Kieran,

I was just wanted to inform you that I have contacted the Thread Nazis to come and arrest you. The charge - wasting 3 seconds of my life.

They will be for you shortly.

Please remain where you are, they will find you if you decide to flee.

And while we are at it, I don't think someone with the name Kieran should be going around accusing people of being gay.

[Spirited Away]

lol.

[Drizzt240]

Yes, he is.

[Tornado]

Good morning Kieran,

I was just wanted to inform you that I have contacted the Thread Nazis to come and arrest you. The charge - wasting 3 seconds of my life.

They will be for you shortly.

Please remain where you are, they will find you if you decide to flee.

And while we are at it, I don't think someone with the name Kieran should be going around accusing people of being gay.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/newbie7.jpg

Calm down fellas.

[darthspielberg]

http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/wtfcat.jpg

[eclipsedman]

:lol:

No seriously he probably would be but he is a robot and Spongebobs a sponge, its not possible

[Necross]

Why must people waste time by giving robots and cartoon sponges sexualities?

[Freelow]

Why must people waste time by giving robots and cartoon sponges sexualities?

So that other people, with tons of free time, can make fun of them.


The really scary part, when does the moral majority in the US finally discover that C3P0 has a lot of gay tendencies and decide to boycott Episode III because of him being presumably gay?

You know that sooner or later, some right wing religious zealot will come across something like this thread and decide that they must lead a boycott to protect the children.

"Won't someone think of the children?!?!" - Reverand Lovejoy's Wife, The Simpsons

[Karma Dog]

"C3PO - The gayest robot of them all, C3PO appeared in all three parts of the Star Wars trilogy. He and his little "partner", R2D2 spent many scenes crossing each others circuits. A true drama queen, C3PO always threw a hissy fit at the first sign of trouble. And when it was time for battle, Star Wars' resident robo-queer always cowered and watched Luke and Han whip out their Light Sabres. Although he was completely useless, C3PO taught other robots that it's OK to be gay. He served as an inspiration for many other robots on this page. C3PO also appeared in the Star Wars prequel: THE PHANTOM MENACE." http://home.globalcrossing.net/~variable/gayrobot.html

C3PO most definantly is gay no matter what anyone says. How naughty of an 8 year old to programme a robot's sexual preferences (tutt tutt). Check out these pics which show just how turned on he was by the other robots in the Jawa transport. :csgrin:

http://www.snopes.com/movies/films/c3po.htm

If its that big of a deal to you, perhaps you should worry about your own sexuality....

[FVD]

My God this is just as bad as the crap about Ernie & Bert being gay. It makes me sick to my stomach :mad:

[Mike Teevee]

Riiiight. This is ridiculous.

[Necross]

So that other people, with tons of free time, can make fun of them.


The really scary part, when does the moral majority in the US finally discover that C3P0 has a lot of gay tendencies and decide to boycott Episode III because of him being presumably gay?

You know that sooner or later, some right wing religious zealot will come across something like this thread and decide that they must lead a boycott to protect the children.

"Won't someone think of the children?!?!" - Reverand Lovejoy's Wife, The Simpsons

Just like they were boycotting Spongebob videos that promoted tolerance and acceptance.

[Mike Teevee]

I could cite off a few examples of some carttons they could "interpret" as homeosexual-themed, but I don't want to give them any more ideas.

[Catechumen]

Religious Zealots who are so obviously closed-minded that they think Spongebob and C3PO are gay influences are really *searches for word* stupid. I mean, they(C3PO and Spoingebob) so obviously aren't. Keiran, this is a stupid thread. Mods, can't you PLEASE shut it down?

[Catechumen]

*Spongebob