A true community... ahhhhhhh...

[Olorin]

This forum is in desperate need of help. No one posts here... ever. So I wanted to say a few things. The reason I am not putting them in either X-Men, LOTR, BATMAN, or whatever is because it does not pertain to them.

Ok. People have been sending me hate mail lately, and in spades. You guys all need to loosen up a bit, I just got publicly cussed out in the X-Men forum for saying that you guys are way to sensitive.

Loosen up. I have opinions, you have opinions. Share them, don't force feed me. I am guilty of this, and I am sorry. I am also writing this to try and make a new impression on you guys. Meaning Kevin_Smith_Is_God, Superman, Marvelwhateverhisnameisidonteremember, the comingsoon.net staff, and a whole bunch of movie-guru people.

Will everyone just try to calm down, don't swear (For the horrors that comingsoon.net can inflict upon you for doing so are truly terrible), and would everyone forgive me?

Let's all sing "kumbaya" together now...

[PurpleNinja]

You are wise Olorin. Or should I say, me?

*Kumbaya, my lord, Kumbaya*
*Strum Strum on Guitar*

[JBond]

You were using two screen names? That's low. Then again, every message board I go to has at least one of you. (Don't worry Coming Soon, none of them are movie boards)

[Olorin]

I can't believe that I pulled these stunts. I was dumb. OLORIN, YOU'RE DUMB!!!

-Olorin

PS - Dang. I feel stupid.

[JBond]

Yeah, that was pretty strange, PurpleNinja http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/smile.gif

[Olorin]

Problem is, I forgot PurpleNinja's password. DANG!

[JBond2]

I never forgot my second one!

[Olorin]

Holy geez! I've got PupleNinja's down somewhere. I'll find it tomorrow and make a guru out of him.

-Olorin

[JBond]

You can click on the "Forgot your password?" button when making a post!

[Olorin]

Does it just tell you your password?

Be right back.

[JBond]

It sends it to your e-mail address

[Olorin]

AUGH! Computer too slow! Too many webpage switches, too many windows open, too much information! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE!

*boom*

[JBond]

Olorin....OLORIN......Nooooooo!

[Olorin]

.......
.......
.......
.......
.......
.......
.......
.......
I'm okay http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Superman]

See what happens whe you have too many porn windows open...

[Olorin]

SHHHHHHHH! Don't tell! (Do goats also qualify for porn?)

[slinger]

Depends what the goat is doing.
Or what is happening to the goat.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>slinger<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Thats what the cops told me, anyway.

[Olorin]

Cops talk to goats? I am confused. That would explain a lot though.

[Superman]

No no! The cops ride the goats when they don't have enough squad cars, I've seen it 'round here.

[thebtskink]

A word of advice for the cops: Make sure they're goats, not rams. Cause one time I .... uh.... errr...

[Olorin]

Um. Go to your room thebtskink, and don't come down until I tell you. AND DO NOT HUMP THE GOAT AGAIN!

[thebtskink]

I was merely implying that the horn hurts a little when you sit down... what did you think I said?

That?

EWWWWWWWWWW.

[Olorin]

WE CAUGHT EACH OTHER ONLINE thebtskink!!! NOW WE CAN DRIVE UP OUR POST COUNTS!

[thebtskink]

COOL!

[Olorin]

What? Cool? What's cool? I don't detect any abnormal temperatur fluctuations!

Everyone hates a literalist.

[thebtskink]

Damn weathermen, always giving out wrong predictions.

[Olorin]

Well, this was short lived. I have to get offline, thebtskink. My brother is playing video games, and I am 'lagging' him. My parents get pissed when I 'lag' him.

Parting is such sweet, sweet sorrow!

[thebtskink]

-->Wipes tear from left eye


I'd wipe one from my right, but it's made out of glass.

[Superman]

Thumbs up to you two guys for making this thread a lot more awkward then when it began!

[slinger]

Second it.

The cops told me 'cause i had pics of goats on my computer.

[bbf2]

Where did you get cussed out in the X-Men forum? I might have deleted it, but I don't remember . . . if I didn't, point me to it.


And am I the only poster here who hasn't created a seperate personality?

[Reader]

Well I haven't on Coming Soon! Yet...

Reader, aka Reader2...

[Superman]

Hey let me ask you guys about the goats, okay if the goat tried to escape from the cops would that make him a "scapegoat?" <Crowd laughs and applauds> Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week.

Oh and I have never had any seperate personality, except as Clark Kent but that's in real life dammit!

[JBond]

Originally posted by bbf2:

And am I the only poster here who hasn't created a seperate personality?

Whatever!

[MrGlass]

What are you talking a-boot?

[bbf2]

What

[bbf2]

A

[bbf2]

Cheap

[bbf2]

Way

[bbf2]

To

[bbf2]

drive

[bbf2]

up

[bbf2]

your post counts!

[thebtskink]

Yeah,

[thebtskink]

but

[thebtskink]

we

[thebtskink]

have

[thebtskink]

fun

[thebtskink]

doing

[thebtskink]

it.

[JBond]

You past 200 posts doing that...under NORMAL circumstances, I would congradulate you! http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/wink.gif

[Superman]

I

[JBond]

don't you dare!!!!

[Superman]

Like

[JBond]

I'm messing it up! http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/biggrin.gif He he!

[Superman]

To beat up JBond for messin this up!!!

[JBond]

Uh-oh!

[JBond]

You're at 1099 posts!

[Superman]

C'mere squirt...

[Superman]

Hey my 1100th was used as a physical violent threat towards you. Finally I used my post for something good...

[JBond]

You just wait 'till my 1300th post, Bwahahahaha!

[Superman]

Oh I like where this is going...

[thebtskink]

Superman, hold his arms!!!

thebtskink slaps JBond in the face:

Congratulate me, DAMN YOU!!!
CONGRATULATE ME!!!!!!


P.S. I have veeeeery weird dreams.

[Olorin]

Drive up posts!

[Olorin]

Drive up posts!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
Drive up posts!

May I take your order?

[JBond]

I would like 2 pointless post, 1 long post, and a side of nude photo posts please!

Oh and some french fries!

[Superman]

That will be $5.95. Would you be interested in our new Super Heart Attack sandwich? Its triple hamburger patties, with bacon, cheese, steak and sour cream.

p.s.

Nude photo's? Where!?

[JBond]

Mmmmm....heart attack sandwich!!!

[thebtskink]

Just thought I'd rejuvanate this topic. Read Olorin and mine's altercation on the first and second pages for some good laughs.

[Olorin]

We're so cool. Oh, waiter! I'd like 3 orders of the 'Spamming Old Posts' combo please, oh and hold the admin intervention. Thanks. Could you also bring me an insult thread?

-)Olorin(-

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
We're so cool. Oh, waiter! I'd like 3 orders of the 'Spamming Old Posts' combo please, oh and hold the admin intervention. Thanks. Could you also bring me an insult thread?

-)Olorin(-

I'll have what he's having, double up on the sarcasm too.

[thebtskink]

Hey, he made fun of me!

[JBond]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
Hey, he made fun of me!

Congrats!! You're no one on this board until Olorin has made fun of you! Welcome to the club!

[Olorin]

Who haven't I made fun of yet?

[thebtskink]

ME oh wait...

[Olorin]

Ummm... is there a female goat option?

[JBond]

Originally posted by Olorin:
Ummm... is there a female goat option?

Hey!! That was a long time ago and I was drunk!!....oh...nevermind

[Olorin]

I still want to know about the female goats, though!

[Superman]

I think there are some female goat b*tches, I mean where else would the other goats come from?

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Superman:
I think there are some female goat b*tches, I mean where else would the other goats come from?

True, true. Does anyone know why we don't see any goat/humans out there? I mean, Jerry Springer is proof that there is attempted extra-species-mating. Why don't we see any hoofer humans, or pink butted goats?

[JBond]

I shot them all!

[Olorin]

Originally posted by JBond:
I shot them all!

Ah! That explains all the freaky heads mounted on your walls! I just figured they were your relatives *snicker snicker*. Just kidding.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
Ah! That explains all the freaky heads mounted on your walls! I just figured they were your relatives *snicker snicker*. Just kidding.

I thought he killed the day time talk show hosts...

[thebtskink]

I was wondering where Phil Donahue and Carnie Wilson went to...

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
I was wondering where Phil Donahue and Carnie Wilson went to...

Oh those two I took out myself, I was taking up taxidermy at the time and needed to experiment.

[thebtskink]

So why did you get out of the business?

[Olorin]

Must... break... 100... replies!

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
So why did you get out of the business?

Well actually I've been setting my sights on the ultimate prize, and that's Rikki Lake! All my energy and resources are going towards researching and finding out on how I can take her out. Its taken be 3 years and $3.7 million so far, that doesn't include my hunting crew yet.

[JBond]

100, again!

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Superman:
Well actually I've been setting my sights on the ultimate prize, and that's Rikki Lake! All my energy and resources are going towards researching and finding out on how I can take her out. Its taken be 3 years and $3.7 million so far, that doesn't include my hunting crew yet.


All that money and it still works out to about a penny a pound... http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Olorin]

Originally posted by JBond:
100, again!

My 3rd one!

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
All that money and it still works out to about a penny a pound... http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

So I can really cash in on this gig and be set for life, including my grand kids!

[thebtskink]

I don't know, Superman. Obesity runs in genetics... and you know an elephant never forgets. Lets just hope your descendents inherit your Super-powers.

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
I don't know, Superman. Obesity runs in genetics... and you know an elephant never forgets. Lets just hope your descendents inherit your Super-powers.

Guess if I want to play it safe I better ditch Lois and go for Wonder Woman.

[Olorin]

This is a true community... ahhhhhhh...

[Olorin]

Slam, bam, Thank you MA'AM! (A bigger version of *bump*)

[Olorin]

*bump* My 100+ reply topics will never be deleted!

PS - Is that OK, Bond?

[JBond]

Yeah whatever

[Olorin]

Originally posted by JBond:
Yeah whatever

Wooohoo!

[Superman]

Weeeeeee!!

[thebtskink]

I'm typing!

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
I'm typing!

I'm reading!

[JBond]

I'm reading and typing...AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!

[Superman]

Originally posted by JBond:
I'm reading and typing...AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!

*gasp* Impossible!

[Olorin]

Well, I am existing, breathing, reading, typing, listening to music, and thinking all at once!

[JBond]

I can do all those things you said except for the last one!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
Well, I am existing, breathing, reading, typing, listening to music, and thinking all at once!

Your a crazy person saying a lot of crazy things that probably aren't true. I'm telling on you!

[JBond]

Hmmm, it's actually still here!

[Olorin]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>Hmmm, it's actually still here!</STRONG>

Lucky me! My three topics are still on the first page, thanks to JB! ... man, hey need a 'Bow down at JBonds feet' smilie!

[Jawatrader]

Wow, could you make a more pointless topic? well probably, i shouldnt say that im just tempting someone to do it

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Jawatrader:
<STRONG>Wow, could you make a more pointless topic? well probably, i shouldnt say that im just tempting someone to do it</STRONG>

I already did. Look at Wubbin' on the Flibberwigs, or whatever I called it during my rants of insanity.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>I already did. Look at Wubbin' on the Flibberwigs, or whatever I called it during my rants of insanity.</STRONG>

Um...yeah! Do that!

[Superman]

I think I'll put myself to sleep.

[Olorin]

Man, this topic is ancient! :eek:

[JBond]

I KNOW! How old were you when this topic started?

[Madness]

On sept. 15 2000, eh? Back then I was just over a century old, but in those days we didn't call them centuries, we called 'em tendecades, yup those were the days. We would tie onions to our belts, which was the style at the time, and go into town with 4 quarters, which had bees on them so you'd say, "Gimme 4 bees for a dollar.", but the important thing to remember was that I had an onion on my belt............................yes, the simpsons are golden gods.................

[Olorin]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>I KNOW! How old were you when this topic started?</STRONG>

3 or 4...

[JBond]

I'll buy that! ;)

[Olorin]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>I'll buy that! ;)</STRONG>

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahehehehe-HEY!

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>HAHAHAHAHAhahahahehehehe-HEY!</STRONG>

LOL

[thebtskink]

By now, you're probably wondering what the point of my post directly above was. I don't know... I honestly can't say..... :(

[Olorin]

Man, this topic is boring me. How dare I create such a boring topic! BAD OLORIN, BAD!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>Man, this topic is boring me. How dare I create such a boring topic! BAD OLORIN, BAD!</STRONG>

Want me to get your mom to take you home?

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>Want me to get your mom to take you home?</STRONG>


AHAHAHAHAH!!!! ::whistles::

[Superman]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>
AHAHAHAHAH!!!! ::whistles::</STRONG>

I'll take that as a yes.

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>I'll take that as a yes.</STRONG>

You were talking to me? Damnit!

[Superman]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>You were talking to me? Damnit!</STRONG>

No I was talking to the guy behind you.

[thebtskink]

Me? Oh, crap!! ;)

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>Me? Oh, crap!! ;)</STRONG>

Yeah you worm guy!

[Olorin]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>Me? Oh, crap!! ;)</STRONG>

:o HAHA! CRAP IS FUNNY!!! :o

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG> :o HAHA! CRAP IS FUNNY!!! :o</STRONG>

Are you making fun of me? That's not funny!! I resemble that remark!! ;)

[Olorin]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>Are you making fun of me?</STRONG>

Yes, I am!

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>That's not funny!!</STRONG>

Yes, it is!

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>I resemble that remark!!</STRONG>

Yes, you do!

[JBond]

Hehe, that was good Olorin!

[thebtskink]

Can't sleep, Olorin will eat me...
Can't sleep, Olorin will eat me...

[Olorin]

Sorry, I'm usually against bumping a topic (I'm heterosexual after all), but I can't let a 100+ reply topic of mine fall into the oblivion of the archives.

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>Sorry, I'm usually against bumping a topic (I'm heterosexual after all), but I can't let a 100+ reply topic of mine fall into the oblivion of the archives.</STRONG>

The only problem is by keeping it alive people can read it and find out more about your past. Now I find out you were in to goats :eek: and episodes of insanity! Man I thought I was kinky but you are a professional at this. :D

[slinger]

Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<STRONG>The only problem is by keeping it alive people can read it and find out more about your past. Now I find out you were in to goats :eek: and episodes of insanity! Man I thought I was kinky but you are a professional at this. :D</STRONG>

To bad we don't have topics from Xmas. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by slinger:
<STRONG>To bad we don't have topics from Xmas. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:</STRONG>

OK now I'm really interested! :D

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>Sorry, I'm usually against bumping a topic (I'm heterosexual after all), but I can't let a 100+ reply topic of mine fall into the oblivion of the archives.</STRONG>

Stayin' Alive!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>Stayin' Alive!</STRONG>

Ah ah ah ah Stayin' Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

STAYIN' ALIVE!

[Superman]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>Ah ah ah ah Stayin' Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

STAYIN' ALIVE!</STRONG>

Shhhhh! Watch out or they'll know we're the Bee Gee's secretly posting on an internet movie site. I mean I don't want to be hounded for autographs on the internet!

[thebtskink]

Ah ah ah ah table five, table five!

Ah,ah,ah,ah table fiiiiiivvvvvvvveeee....iiii iii iiii iiii iiiivvvvvvvveeeee table five...

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>Ah ah ah ah table five, table five!

Ah,ah,ah,ah table fiiiiiivvvvvvvveeee....iiii iii iiii iiii iiiivvvvvvvveeeee table five...</STRONG>

Crap, now everyone knows that thebtskink, JBond, and I are 3/4 members of the Bee Gees posting here. Thanks for blowing our cover fellas!

[thebtskink]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

You told me we were Ratt!!!

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG> :eek: :eek: :eek:

You told me we were Ratt!!!</STRONG>

No we were the Bee Gees and just gave a performance at Wango Tango!

[thebtskink]

I call the Indian!

I'll leave you two to figure out who's the construction worker! ;)

[thebtskink]

I am terribly, terribly sorry.

I just mistaked the BeeGees for the Village People. Some one hit me. NOW.

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>I am terribly, terribly sorry.

I just mistaked the BeeGees for the Village People. Some one hit me. NOW.</STRONG>

OK SMACK! Hope that hurt!! :D

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>I call the Indian!

I'll leave you two to figure out who's the construction worker! ;)</STRONG>

That was funny as hell next to the banana thing I saw today!

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>That was funny as hell next to the banana thing I saw today!</STRONG>

Stop making fun of me..... :)

[thebtskink]

Stop!!!!!!! *breaks down in tears for fourth time this week*

:D

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>Stop!!!!!!! *breaks down in tears for fourth time this week*

:D</STRONG>

I'm so glad you amuse yourself.
:) :D

[thebtskink]

I'm glad too. :(

[thebtskink]

Nàáâãäååæçèéêëìíîðñòôõö÷øùúûüýþÿ�™Œ�Ž‰ƒ€‡ˆœ¿»º¹³²µ ¶®«ª©¬*§¥¤ƒ¢£!!!!!

[JBond]

&lt;Hits thebtskink from the side&gt;

Ahhh, better!

[thebtskink]

Strangely, I do feel better!

[thebtskink]

Well, I sure feel better! How about you, Pee-Wee Herman?

PWH: I'm okay!

How about you, Former Presidential Candidate Al Gore?

AG: The answer to the question which you proposed to me is to take my feelings of exuberence and put them away in a lockbox.

I... I'll take that as a yes. How about you, Pauly Shore?

PS: Good, wea---sel!

Well, that's it for my inane ramblings of the day! Back to you! :D

[JBond]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>*bump* My 100+ reply topics will never be deleted!

PS - Is that OK, Bond?</STRONG>

Sniff...

[Godzilla]

You just love reviving old threads don't you Bond?

[JBond]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>You just love reviving old threads don't you Bond?</STRONG>

There are some that will stay around forever and that I like showing to new posters.

[beemanbone]

Man, this thread is funny as hell. I'm glad you brought it back.

[thebtskink]

Thank You Jibbond!! I was trying to figure out which thread had the infamous "Goat Dialogue"!!!! :D :D :eek:

[Superman]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>Thank You Jibbond!! I was trying to figure out which thread had the infamous "Goat Dialogue"!!!! :D :D :eek:</STRONG>

Hahaha, oh yeah the goats!

[thebtskink]

Goats rock!!

[PurpleNinja]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>Goats rock!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

That's a lie! A lie stuffed with deceit and wickedness! Goats are the most unclean animals this earth knows! Goats belong in hell! HELL DO YOU HEAR! Join me and my strike against goats! Let us all rise together and kill goats! Death to goats! DEATH TO FILTH AND SIN! KILL the goats! KILL THEM ALL

[ 10-26-2001: Message edited by: PurpleNinja ]</p>

[thebtskink]

I'm persuaded. &lt;grabs a hatchet&gt;

[Frizzo the Clown]

But without goats, I wouldn't have much of a sex life!

[thebtskink]

&lt;Starts striking with hatchet&gt;

[PurpleNinja]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>I'm persuaded. &lt;grabs a hatchet&gt;</strong><hr></blockquote>

Nay, my friend, hatchets are not enough! We need more deadly weapons! WE NEED MORE POWER!! We must rise to CRUSH them! CRUSH THEM AND WIN! Then, and only then will victorious! Only thenw ill our children be safe! Get pistols, get machine guns! Get anythhing and everythingthing that you can! WE WILL WIN! GOOD WILL WIN

[ 10-26-2001: Message edited by: PurpleNinja ]</p>

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by PurpleNinja:
<strong>

fried</strong><hr></blockquote>

I can't do that all very well if I'm "fried"!!!

[PurpleNinja]

Shut up! Shut up, damn you!

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by PurpleNinja:
<strong>Shut up! Shut up, damn you!</strong><hr></blockquote>

You may edit, but my quote remains!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEE HEEEEE HAAAAAAAH!!!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>

You may edit, but my quote remains!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEE HEEEEE HAAAAAAAH!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

JBond, you reading this?

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

JBond, you reading this?</strong><hr></blockquote>

He will not save you now!! I am all-powerful!!!! I AM KING OF THE CS! FORUMS!!!

[Superman]

Don't touch my goats!

[JBond]

NOOOOOOO!!

&lt;JBond throws potato chips at thebtskink&gt;

Get away, AWAY!!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>NOOOOOOO!!

&lt;JBond throws potato chips at thebtskink&gt;

Get away, AWAY!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

You really had nothing useful to say there, huh? ;)

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

You really had nothing useful to say there, huh? ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

I think we have all had a moment or 2 or 10 like that before! ;)

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

I think we have all had a moment or 2 or 10 like that before! ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

With you, it's more like 5000.... :D

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>

With you, it's more like 5000.... :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Ok...this post will have TRUE meaning!

Don't drink and drive kids! ;)

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>


Don't drink and drive kids! ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Or else, you'll end up like Jibbs here! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>

Or else, you'll end up like Jibbs here! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Let's not turn this into a chat when we have AIM boys.

[JBond]

Speaking of which...care to sign on!

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Let's not turn this into a chat when we have AIM boys.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sure thing, Dad. :D (I'm kidding man)

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Speaking of which...care to sign on!</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'd like to, but you bastards won't let me catch up on my limited time. :D :) :cool:

[JBond]

Flattery will get you nowhere!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Flattery will get you nowhere!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Don't use your big words on me!

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>Or else, you'll end up like Jibbs here! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>
LOTR?? Is that you?

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>

He (Meaning JBond) will not save you now!! I am all-powerful!!!! I AM KING OF THE CS! FORUMS!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

JBOND? YOU HEARING THIS?!? :mad:

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>This forum is in desperate need of help.</strong><hr></blockquote>

It still is, but in a COMPLETELY different way.

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

JBOND? YOU HEARING THIS?!? :mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>

He likes me better than he likes you!! :p

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>

He likes me better than he likes you!! :p </strong><hr></blockquote>

Damn, I hate you both!!!!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

Damn, I hate you both!!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh well... kill thebtskink!

[Kyle Katarn]

Ehhh...I love you guys!

[thebtskink]

I love worms, not humans.

[Olorin]

What in hell is this topic doing on the front page of community?

[JBond]

...you think it should be on the 11th page?....you think it should be on the 11th page.

[Olorin]

Who here doesn't think it's cool to quote Oceans Eleven thousands and thousands of times? *Raises hand*

[JBond]

That is the first time I did...and I didn't even quote it ;)

[Olorin]

Well, I think 20% of the last 100 of Agent_87s posts have been that quote...

[thebtskink]

*bumpage once more*

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>*bumpage once more*</strong><hr></blockquote>

Why are you bumping this topic? Is it special in some way? No!

[Nilade]

what's up Olorin! Woohoo! I'm not the only one up this late!

[Olorin]

I am almost always up this late, we should meet here more often and try to boost our post counts! ;)

[Nilade]

What's sad is that I've been here for over a year already and I haven't even hit 1000. But if you think about it, I only had less then 200 posts only 3 months ago!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Nilade:
<strong>What's sad is that I've been here for over a year already and I haven't even hit 1000. But if you think about it, I only had less then 200 posts only 3 months ago!</strong><hr></blockquote>

That's not sad. You should be grateful for having an actual life! (You do have one, I assume.)

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Why are you bumping this topic? Is it special in some way? No!</strong><hr></blockquote>

It's special to me. I feel for the goats.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>

It's special to me. I feel for the goats.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Good point. Seems strange that you are always bumping the goats.

[Rogue]

Bumping goats? Whooo..that's just scary! ;)

[Elizabeth]

I guess that's better than humping them! Umm, I think that would be Superman's department, ya know, humping mannequins and stuff... :eek: :D

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

That's not sad. You should be grateful for having an actual life! (You do have one, I assume.)</strong><hr></blockquote>

You don't know 'im too well, do ya???

(KIDDING!!!! Nilade is, uh, eccentric, yah, like moi....)

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>I guess that's better than humping them! Umm, I think that would be Superman's department, ya know, humping mannequins and stuff... :eek: :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Yes!!! (Madness shifts his eys from side to side.) Supermans department and no one elses http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon11.gif...................

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>

Yes!!! (Madness shifts his eys from side to side.) Supermans department and no one elses http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon11.gif...................</strong><hr></blockquote>

*Olorin backs up while reaching for a nearby blunt object of some sort, wishing to all that is holy that he wasn't the only goat in the room*

[pixiness]

::knock at the door::

VOICE OUTSIDE: Goat delivery... did someone order a goat in there?

[Moe Szyslak]

LOTR's date is here already?

[thebtskink]

That's harsh.

[Moe Szyslak]

&lt;Moe grabs skink and begins to slam his head against the floor&gt;

You take that back. You take that back.

&lt;skink falls lifeless to the floor&gt;

pixi - My god, you've killed the original btskink!

[Rogue]

&lt;looks at the carnage&gt; ewwwww...

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo looks down at the btskink caracass on the floor* Uh oh...clean up, isle 9!

[pixiness]

he's not dead!!! EVERYONE STAND BACK. I am a professional... we need to get this man to the P&H club IMMEDIATELY!

[Frizzo the Clown]

What do you mean he's not dead? He has brains oozing out of his ears..oh wait..I think those are worms!

[Olorin]

No, he's not dead. I seen him die many times before at the hands of various posters, but sure enough, he'll be posting in the music forum by nightfall. It's like he was immortal or something. *Olorin's head snaps up, and left eyebrow raises. Right hand pinky extends and touches slightly opened mouth* Hmmm...

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>&lt;Moe grabs skink and begins to slam his head against the floor&gt;

You take that back. You take that back.

&lt;skink falls lifeless to the floor&gt;

pixi - My god, you've killed the original btskink!</strong><hr></blockquote>


Hehehehe... that tickles! Hey! I'm not dead! No, don't throw me in the furnace! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Ah...skinky's roasting on an open fire....worms are crawling out his nose....

Did someone remember to grab his wallet before we threw him in there?

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

Did someone remember to grab his wallet before we threw him in there?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hehehehehehe.......

Skink-1
Angry Fire-Wielding Posters-0

[Olorin]

I'm not wielding fire, so it should read:

Skink : 1
Angry Fire-Wielding Posters : 0
Olorin : 0

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>

Hehehehehehe.......

Skink-1
Angry Fire-Wielding Posters-0</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ah, but I reached in afterwards to get your wallet, so it should read:

Skink-1
Angry Fire-Weilding Posters-0
Olorin-0
Posters with Permenantly Disfigured and Charred Hands-1

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>::knock at the door::

VOICE OUTSIDE: Goat delivery... did someone order a goat in there?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Finally!!! I just love the push back!!..........What??!?!

[pixiness]

I can NOT believe you just went there....

One word: EW!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>I can NOT believe you just went there....

One word: EW!</strong><hr></blockquote>
I think you're just jealous. Don't worry though, there are enough goats to go around!

[pixiness]

Double EW!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Suit yourself, but if change your mind, theres a goat over here with your name on it!

[Olorin]

Frizzo... that's pretty damn nasty man. If JBond were here, I'm sure you'd know what would happen.

[Moe Szyslak]

Hehe
:D

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Frizzo... that's pretty damn nasty man. If JBond were here, I'm sure you'd know what would happen.</strong><hr></blockquote>First off man....look at this thread..was I the first one to mention goats? NO! Did I even make any lewd or suggestive comments about the goats? NO! Did I leave it entirely up to the imagination what I was doing with the goats? YES! And did you imagine something lewd and obscene? APPARENTLY!

[Moe Szyslak]

Wait, I get it now. Frizzo you are really disgusting. I think you should be booted off the boards. ;)

[Olorin]

Actually, it's the Madness comment that made me wretch. I figured it was you, because I saw you reply later on. You're OK, Frizzo. My bad! (And Madness's Bad)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Actually, it's the Madness comment that made me wretch. I figured it was you, because I saw you reply later on. You're OK, Frizzo. My bad! (And Madness's Bad)</strong><hr></blockquote>Damn right!

[TyRoss]

I thought Michael Jackson was bad?

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
<strong>I thought Michael Jackson was bad?</strong><hr></blockquote>

You know it.

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>(And Madness's Bad)</strong><hr></blockquote>

Awww, thanx Rolo-rin...............

[pixiness]

you know what I do to boys who misbehave Madness....

[Madness]

No, but I'm anxious to find out ;) ...........

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>

Awww, thanx Rolo-rin...............</strong><hr></blockquote>

Anytime, Badness. :D

[TyRoss]

I don't know are we a community or more of a family???

[Olorin]

This topic refuses to just... die...

But I'd say we're getting pretty closely knit recently. I think we're starting to mature, as a board.

[Wood]

I think you're right.

GABABABA!! WEEEEEE JOBER JOBER JUMBER HOP HOP! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!! MOOOO! MOO! M00!


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[pixiness]

Mature? Well, That'll be enough of that!!!!

:: runs over to Olorin and tags him ::

You've got COOTIES!!! Circle circle dot dot now i've got the cootie shot, no tags back.. :p

[Elizabeth]

I think its kinda more like a family, almost. When he was convincing me to sign up, Kyle put it best when he said the forums were "like a big, dysfunctional family!"