Who Do You Like More Then A freind On These forums ?

[LOTR]

Who do u like more thena freind on these forums

[Con-Air]

I like you LOTR

[LOTR]

What the **** i thought u were a guy :eek: :eek: :eek:

[thebtskink]

I like you too, handsome ;)

[LOTR]

are all of u turning gay on me

[pixiness]

LOTR - is this what you wrote in your note to the girl who said no? If so, I think I know the answer to your problem.

[JBond]

LOTR...I love you ;)

[LOTR]

thats not what i said ;)

this is geting a little bit spooky

[Moe Szyslak]

I think you are dead sexy...but I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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[LOTR]

u said :Quiet you! If I were dating anyone on this forum I would choose pixi.

this topic is for stuff like that why do u ask her

[slinger]

Well its not LOTR (sorry).

[LOTR]

its not what :confused: :confused: <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[LOTR]

dont shut this topic down its a big hit

[slinger]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>are all of u turning gay on me</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well I know the CS!Chat Bot was programmed to love male users.

[JBond]

I'm still working on getting that fixed!

[LOTR]

LOL!!!

[Psylent]

Not that I'm gay, but I for sure like Superman, Doomsday and Frizzo more than a friend(don't have many friends anyway...). The rest are the ones I respect.
And fractal_inversion is another member I like more than my friend, and the MOST special one.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>

Well I know the CS!Chat Bot was programmed to love male users.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Before my time, I've only heard mention of it once.
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[LOTR]

i have a bunch of gays on my hand i think

[Nilade]

LOTR LOTR LOTR LOTR LOTR LOTR LOTR LOTR LOTR LOTR

[pixiness]

Hey LOTR, since YOU started the topic, why don't you tell us who you like as more than a friend. Which of us would go with you when your mom drives us to the mall? Who would you share a Sno-Cone with? Whose name do you have written all over your school folders?


Don't leave us in suspense

[Doomsday]

I get wet when I think of LOTR, but I am definitely not gay. Just because I get wet every time I hear those letters and can't help picturing a big naked guy in a bed does NOT mean I am gay.

[LOTR]

The person i like is laura

[Madness]

HAHA!! You like a girl!! That is so gay!........

[LOTR]

am not gay

[Frizzo the Clown]

I'm not gay, I'm just lonely!

[Olorin]

I think everyone on the boards ranges between a little bit freakish and heckuva freakish, and I would never dream of dating any of them. The fact that I'm a straight male kind of narrows it down in the first place.

[fractal_inversion]

[quote]Originally posted by silent_speech:
<strong>
And fractal_inversion is another member I like more than my friend, and the MOST special one.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Aww. You wanna share my lolly-pop?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>I think everyone on the boards ranges between a little bit freakish and heckuva freakish, and I would never dream of dating any of them. The fact that I'm a straight male kind of narrows it down in the first place.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I think Librace said that same thing once!

[bbf2]

How many girls are there on this forum? Like, four? And for all I know, they're all fat 40 year old comic book store owners. I'd never choose a date from here.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>How many girls are there on this forum? Like, four? And for all I know, they're all fat 40 year old comic book store owners. I'd never choose a date from here.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'll write down all I can remember

Riply
fractal
Sway
warpedchick
pixi
Elizabeth

Well, that's 6 that I can remember
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[JBond]

raidintombs
kewlcandy

[Moe Szyslak]

I don't think I've ever seen kewlcandy post
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[Olorin]

Dew K Mosi
fratal
WarpedChick
Ripley
Sway69
Elizabeth
kewlcandy
pixi

That's all I can remember.

[JBond]

tech

[Olorin]

Wood...

[pixiness]

Just to prove I'm NOT a 40 year old comic book store owner, Someone with their own website will have to let me email you a picture you can post.

[JBond]

Wish I could...

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>Just to prove I'm NOT a 40 year old comic book store owner, Someone with their own website will have to let me email you a picture you can post.</strong><hr></blockquote>Seeing as how everyone else sends me thier pictures to post, I suppose you can send it to me.....

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>I like you LOTR</strong><hr></blockquote>

Me too stud!

[slinger]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Dew K Mosi
fratal
WarpedChick
Ripley
Sway69
Elizabeth
kewlcandy
pixi

That's all I can remember.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Reader
Kirsten Dunst
Natalie Portman

Isn't there some in the HP forum?

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>

Reader
Kirsten Dunst
Natalie Portman

Isn't there some in the HP forum?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I don't know, I never ask them...there's only like 4 or 5 of us that usually post in there.
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[Psylent]

[quote]Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<strong>

Aww. You wanna share my lolly-pop?</strong><hr></blockquote>I'd share anything with you... :) :) :) :D

[Psylent]

By the way, nice to see you back!

[Agent_87]

...A thread designed specifically, so that LOTR can see what man gives him the most attention? ...strange, how you all bought into it.

...oh, when ever that pic of pixi gets posted i wanna see it. ~Just wanna see, if my imagination works for my benifit or destruction.

[fractal_inversion]

Hmm. I'll give Frizzo a picture to post of me, too, if anybody cares.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Apparently, I'm the picture whore!! ;)

[LOTR]

WHY DONT U BACK THAT UP WITH A PIC THEN

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>WHY DONT U BACK THAT UP WITH A PIC THEN</strong><hr></blockquote>

Uh, do you even read all of the posts...that's what they are gonna do.
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[Warpedchick]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>How many girls are there on this forum? Like, four? And for all I know, they're all fat 40 year old comic book store owners. I'd never choose a date from here.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey I don't own a comic book store! :mad

And who said we would want to date you!!? I've gone off dating CS posters after Olorin......and Superman.......and Frizzo.........and JBond! :eek: :p ;)

[JBond]

It's uh...not true, we uh.....well ok it's true :D ;) :p

[Moe Szyslak]

Does kewlcandy = Chicklet?
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[slinger]

I believe so.

[aeon-death]

[quote]Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<strong>Hmm. I'll give Frizzo a picture to post of me, too, if anybody cares.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I DO I DO!!

[Greengoblin]

I CARE TO!!!!! :mad: :mad: :D

[Olorin]

The only picture I have is an extremely grainy one that we took in Costa Rica back in March, when I still had my glasses and short hair. I look like a typical Kansas farmboy, instead of the millionaire playboy that I really am. If Frizzo doesn't mind taking it though, I wouldn't mind sending it.

[Moe Szyslak]

I could put up a picture of myself(with my ex)...but I don't think anyone wants me to.
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[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>I could put up a picture of myself(with my ex)...but I don't think anyone wants me to.</strong><hr></blockquote>

It depends on your ex. ;)

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

It depends on your ex. ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Eh, you can barely see her face...she's turning away and laughing.
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[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

Eh, you can barely see her face...she's turning away and laughing.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Go ahead. I'm interested in seeing how ugly my fellow posters are. As for me, I look (according to my friends) just like Elijah Wood with slightly shorter and much curlier hair. My hair is also shimmeringly black.

[Moe Szyslak]

Okay, here's the picture of me and my ex. Just to let you know, we are on a Virgin train in England...not in the virgin seating section of a train.

http://misug.csom.umn.edu/classof02/person/jballsrud/IDSc4203/A1/MVC-026S.JPG
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[JBond]

She seems to find something funny about your ear.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>She seems to find something funny about your ear.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, the gnome that lives in there had just told a joke.
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[Wood]

[ 12-06-2001: Message edited by: Wood ]</p>

[Olorin]

http://misug.csom.umn.edu/classof02/person/jballsrud/IDSc4203/A1/MVC-026S.JPG

Chick: Screw you, I was born this way! I have no backbone and - *JBond pulls Olorin aside*

JBond: Dude, this isn't the best caption topic. *Slaps Olorin briskly, yet sternly*

Olorin: *sob* I was o-only try-trying to tell a j-joke!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>The only picture I have is an extremely grainy one that we took in Costa Rica back in March, when I still had my glasses and short hair. I look like a typical Kansas farmboy, instead of the millionaire playboy that I really am. If Frizzo doesn't mind taking it though, I wouldn't mind sending it.</strong><hr></blockquote>Look, any of the regulars here that want to send me a picture to post, go right ahead....I have plenty of space left on my site. As long as I don't get like hundreds or pics or anything, I'll be okay. (I doubt thats gonna happen, becuase there aren't that many regular posters here!!)

[S.I.G.]

Or peeps could NOT be so lazy, and host it themselves. :D

http://bobobriggs.homestead.com/files/SIGwebcam/funkyou.jpg

[LOTR]

S.I.G u look like the gut in harry potter named snape

[Olorin]

No, he looks like that freak on 'Third Rock from the Sun".

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>No, he looks like that freak on 'Third Rock from the Sun".</strong><hr></blockquote>

Exactly what I thought!

[LOTR]

i have not seen Third Rock from the Sun

[fractal_inversion]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>S.I.G u look like the gut in harry potter named snape</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hangon a minute. I thought Harry Potter was a kids movie.... why would there be guts in it? And they give the guts NAMES?! That's just sick.

[Psylent]

[quote]Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<strong>

Hangon a minute. I thought Harry Potter was a kids movie.... why would there be guts in it? And they give the guts NAMES?! That's just sick.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I think he ment to type "guy" and mistyped "gut"

[fractal_inversion]

[quote]Originally posted by silent_speech:
<strong>
I think he ment to type "guy" and mistyped "gut"</strong><hr></blockquote>

:D I figured.

[Olorin]

http://misug.csom.umn.edu/classof02/person/jballsrud/IDSc4203/A1/MVC-026S.JPG

Moe, you are a white, white, white and yep, you guessed it, white man.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>
Moe, you are a white, white, white and yep, you guessed it, white man.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Uh, I live in Minnesota and this was taken at the start of Spring. And when did I ever deny that I was white?
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[Doomsday]

I love you, you love me......

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>No, he looks like that freak on 'Third Rock from the Sun".</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well I was on a show called. "Third Jock from My Bum"...interesting. It jumped the Shark by the way, when they added Ted MGinley.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

Uh, I live in Minnesota and this was taken at the start of Spring. And when did I ever deny that I was white?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I was just making a point that you were almost as white as me. Nothing more. :( You make sad.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

I was just making a point that you were almost as white as me. Nothing more. :( You make sad.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Don't be sad. Let Uncie Moe make it all better.

&lt;Moe gives Olorin a complimentary basket of Million Dollar Birthday Fries.&gt;
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[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

Don't be sad. Let Uncie Moe make it all better.

&lt;Moe gives Olorin a complimentary basket of Million Dollar Birthday Fries.&gt;</strong><hr></blockquote>

Heh... "uncie". That's a good typo, my friend.

By the way, wadafug are Million Dollar Birthday Fries? Are we talking the fried potato things?

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Heh... "uncie". That's a good typo, my friend.

By the way, wadafug are Million Dollar Birthday Fries? Are we talking the fried potato things?</strong><hr></blockquote>

It is supposed to be Uncie(not Uncle). Yes, the fried potato things.

I'm guessing you don't follow the Simpsons too closely.
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[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

It is supposed to be Uncie(not Uncle). Yes, the fried potato things.

I'm guessing you don't follow the Simpsons too closely.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sorry, I haven't followed them for years. I download a few episodes online, then delete them after watching them once or twice. That's it recently, though.

[Superman]

Moe's ex woman has some nice nostrils.

[Con-Air]

I like the title you gave your woman.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>Moe's ex woman has some nice nostrils.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I didn't get to see them that often, considering she was over a foot shorter than I was.

[Dione]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

I didn't get to see them that often, considering she was over a foot shorter than I was.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, it's hard for us short women to find short guys...I'm only 4'9" and there's very few guys as short as that! So we just date the tall ones anyways, and stare up at THEIR nostrils all the time! ;)

[ 12-07-2001: Message edited by: Dione ]</p>

[Godzilla]

I can't like Fractal as a friend because she's my sister :D (Kidding sis). Warpedchick and Elizabeth have both won me over.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Godzilla:
<strong>Warpedchick and Elizabeth have both won me over.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Poor girls, do they even know? ;)

[Godzilla]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Poor girls, do they even know? ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Of course they do.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Godzilla:
<strong>Of course they do.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Which explains why both haven't been posting as much lately. J/k. ;) :p :D

[LOTR]

hehehe :D LOL

[LOTR]

so u dont mined being said like that

[Godzilla]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>so u dont mined being said like that</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[pixiness]

[QUOTE] Originally posted in another thread by beemanbone (a.k.a bremanbe) Ahhhh!!! LOTR is back! RUN!!!

[Olorin]

Man, we really beat this guy up too much. He's not too much worse than Madness... come on!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Man, we really beat this guy up too much. He's not too much worse than Madness... come on!</strong><hr></blockquote>
he's not much better either!!

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Man, we really beat this guy up too much. He's not too much worse than Madness... come on!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey, at least I can spell!! And, you know, for someone who's criminally insane, I make alot more semse than he does, Ol' Loins :p ..........

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>so u dont mined being said like that</strong><hr></blockquote>

Okay, this settles it! English is NOT LOTR's first language!

[LOTR]

welll i am half french and half u.k

[bbf2]

I can't believe this thread has 100 replies!

[Moe Szyslak]

Well, if we keep posting then it will only go up higher.
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[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Well, if we keep posting then it will only go up higher.</strong><hr></blockquote>
You're one away from 2000 Moe!! I'll starting ironing those pants for you!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
You're one away from 2000 Moe!! I'll starting ironing those pants for you!</strong><hr></blockquote>

I already broke it over in Milestones.
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[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

I already broke it over in Milestones.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Yeah, I noticed...you don't pay attention much, do you? ;)

[Moe Szyslak]

I replied to this one before the other one...sorry Bobo, I mean Frizzo. Thank you for your warm welcome into the elite 2000.
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[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Well, if we keep posting then it will only go up higher.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Quick!! We've gotta stop posting!!!! Here, gimme yer wallet!!! Moe gives Madness his wallet.
SUCKER!!! Madness runs away giddy as a little girl.

[fractal_inversion]

[quote]Originally posted by Dione:
<strong>

Yeah, it's hard for us short women to find short guys...I'm only 4'9" and there's very few guys as short as that! So we just date the tall ones anyways, and stare up at THEIR nostrils all the time! ;)
</strong><hr></blockquote>


I think it's harder for us tall girls. You know how stupid you look with a guy that's a head shorter than you? (i.e. every guy around here.... damn hybrid blood.)

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>I replied to this one before the other one...sorry Bobo, I mean Frizzo. Thank you for your warm welcome into the elite 2000.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey, how's it feel?

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Hey, how's it feel?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sticky and moist.....Oh, you were talking to Moe...........

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Hey, how's it feel?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Okay I guess, it's still a long ways away from 5000.

[LOTR]

why are u guys stop posting <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[Psylent]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>why are u guys stop posting :confused: </strong><hr></blockquote>
Waiting for you to post, silly! So we can laugh....

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

Okay I guess, it's still a long ways away from 5000.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey, I've been waiting almost a year and a half for 5000 posts, and I'm still a thousand away. Don't feel alone, my comrade!

[Dione]

[quote]Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<strong>


I think it's harder for us tall girls. You know how stupid you look with a guy that's a head shorter than you? (i.e. every guy around here.... damn hybrid blood.)</strong><hr></blockquote>

When you are tall, you can be beautiful and elegant and willowy. When you're short like me, you're just short and stumpy. If you're not happy being tall, I will gladly trade bodies with you! ;)

[Olorin]

Hey, I like short girls. I find them entirely more attractive when they are 4 or more inches shorter than me.

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Hey, I like short girls. I find them entirely more attractive when they are 4 or more inches shorter than me.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Frizzo has a HUGE selection for you, then!

[JBond]

I think he means short, not minature.

[LOTR]

maybe both

[JBond]

maybe our universe is one atom in a whole other universe.....

[Elizabeth]

Short people rule! :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

Midgets rule!!!

[Elizabeth]

I'm not a midget, I'm just barely 5 feet tall. :)

[JBond]

My cat ate your midget frizzo....Midget #9 that is.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>My cat ate your midget frizzo....Midget #9 that is.</strong><hr></blockquote>Well, then I guess you owe me the street value for that Midget then! That'll be $12.75! I get 'em cheap because I buy in bulk!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Well, then I guess you owe me the street value for that Midget then! That'll be $12.75! I get 'em cheap because I buy in bulk!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Where exactly can you get them? I have a few end tables that need support.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Just call 1-800-MIDGETS. I got a friend in sales named Jeff, ask for him. Tell him Frizzo sent ya, okay?

[Moe Szyslak]

Thanks, this should prove most helpful.

[Superman]

What's sad is that I'm not even super tall, but I might be ranked in the top 3 yet at school I'm almost midget sized comapred to some people. :D

[Psylent]

I'm only 164cm...
That's kinda short, too. But it's taller than Frizzo's midgets, right?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>What's sad is that I'm not even super tall, but I might be ranked in the top 3 yet at school I'm almost midget sized comapred to some people. :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
Careful! Thats insulting to the midgets!

[LOTR]

he does have a point

[Con-Air]

I'm a nice 6'1. A.K.A. Tall Skinny Freak Man

[LOTR]

do u have a pic

[Con-Air]

................... not for you....... pervert.

[LOTR]

i was just wondering

P.S I AM NOT GAY :eek:

[Con-Air]

You do know that denial is one of the major factors towards homosexuality. Maybe you're gay but you just don't know it yet.

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>You do know that denial is one of the major factors towards homosexuality. </strong><hr></blockquote>

I thought it was a river in Egypt!?! :confused:.......

[Con-Air]

Shhh.. I'm trying to get him to think he's gay.

[LOTR]

very funny

[Olorin]

Weird, LOTR, you are spelling things correctly! Getting tired of our gimmick, are we? ;)

[pixiness]

Whether it's a gimmick or not, that kind of dedication to bad grammar and spelling has GOT to be EXHAUSTING!

[LOTR]

dont worry ill get back in my old spelling

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>dont worry ill get back in my old spelling</strong><hr></blockquote>

You were ill back in your old spelling? How funky fresh, G-Money.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>Whether it's a gimmick or not, that kind of dedication to bad grammar and spelling has GOT to be EXHAUSTING!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, and look at his post count. Thatp is an impressive act of perseverence!

[Olorin]

Oh, and by the way, I'm really starting to like some of the chicks around the boards more than friends, even though we never were friends. But it's thanks entirely to their constant sexual innuendoes.

[pixiness]

Who on EARTH could you POSSIBLY be referring to?

[Olorin]

There's a list of about 3-4... me and Warped go way back too...

[pixiness]

It'll be a big-let down to know that LOTR isn't a brainless moron but a dork with nothing better to do than misspell his posts. Talk about NO social life.

[Olorin]

No, it's probably 'some college student writing a research paper on how people react to stupidity and insolence' (ie Dew K Mosi). Man, that whole ordeal was incredibly dumb, and I wan't even around. It permeated my essence and stained my consciousness.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>There's a list of about 3-4... me and Warped go way back too...</strong><hr></blockquote>

3 or 4? You are such a man whore. ;)

[ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: Moe Szyslak ]</p>

[Olorin]

The funny thing is, you almost made the list, because I mistook you for a WOMAN!

[pixiness]

That would make me and moe lesbians. Interesting.

[Olorin]

Uh oh, I smell a very strange tension building.

[Moe Szyslak]

Wait, I made your list Olorin? What the hell is that? There is a picture of me in one of the threads so you should know I'm a guy.

And pixi, if I were a girl and a lesbian then you would be the only girl for me.

[Olorin]

Man, I guess my jokes are just too intelligent for you guys...

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Man, I guess my jokes are just too intelligent for you guys...</strong><hr></blockquote>

No, it's just that you a big stupid head...and I knew you didn't think I was a girl. That just gave me another chance to say nice things to pixi.

[Olorin]

Oh yeah? Well...

uh...

NO!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Oh yeah? Well...

uh...

NO!</strong><hr></blockquote>Man. You really are a moron.

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>And pixi, if I were a girl and a lesbian then you would be the only girl for me.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You hear that one once you've heard it a thousand times! :rolleyes:

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>Shhh.. I'm trying to get him to think he's gay.</strong><hr></blockquote>

http://www.c-gue.demon.co.uk/smilies/rotflmao.gif

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Man. You really are a moron.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh yeah? Well it takes one to be one! BOOYA! (c)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Oh yeah? Well it takes one to be one! BOOYA! (c)</strong><hr></blockquote>

Do you realize how stupid that sounded?

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

Do you realize how stupid that sounded?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Let me see... NO!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Thats apparent

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Oh yeah? Well it takes one to be one! BOOYA! (c)</strong><hr></blockquote>

sorry dude but thats like last year

[ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: LOTR ]</p>

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>Shhh.. I'm trying to get him to think he's gay.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Nooooooo!

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[Dew k Mosi]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>No, it's probably 'some college student writing a research paper on how people react to stupidity and insolence' (ie Dew K Mosi). Man, that whole ordeal was incredibly dumb, and I wan't even around. It permeated my essence and stained my consciousness.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Wow, that was soooo long ago, I can't believe you are still dwelling on it. Have I NOT been a good girl since then and kept Chuck locked in the closet? Have I NOT quelled as many Hypester attacks on the CSers as I have been able to catch? Get over it for Pete's Sake :rolleyes:

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Dew k Mosi:
<strong>

Wow, that was soooo long ago, I can't believe you are still dwelling on it. Have I NOT been a good girl since then and kept Chuck locked in the closet? Have I NOT quelled as many Hypester attacks on the CSers as I have been able to catch? Get over it for Pete's Sake :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

It's what some of us call a 'joke', queen dumb.

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>queen dumb.</strong><hr></blockquote>
heh

[Dew k Mosi]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

It's what some of us call a 'joke', queen dumb.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh, yes, insulting me makes you look incredibly smart. Notice I did not have to resort to name calling.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Dew k Mosi:
<strong>

Oh, yes, insulting me makes you look incredibly smart. Notice I did not have to resort to name calling.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Stupid head.

[Dew k Mosi]

*smirks* :p

[Olorin]

Yeah, I thought you knew. Don't take me seriously unless I tell you that you should.

[Dew k Mosi]

I take everything seriously. I do not like to have fun. Fun is bad.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Dew k Mosi:
<strong>I take everything seriously. I do not like to have fun. Fun is bad.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Are you like... old or something?

[Dew k Mosi]

No, I am strictly religious
Fun is forbidden
Fun is the tool of the devil

[S.I.G.]

But you dont even belieb in me. :( (Jeebus)

[LOTR]

Right On

[pixiness]

Hey, JBond, if I were a guy and you and I were gay, you'd be the only man for me! :)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>Hey, JBond, if I were a guy and you and I were gay, you'd be the only man for me! :) </strong><hr></blockquote>Oh yeah? Well, if I were a guy (which I am) and I were gay (which I'm not) I'd probably have better taste than JBond!

[pixiness]

well, i wouldn't know. JBond hasn't graced us with his image in your photo album now has he?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Yeah well, I've seen a picture of him, so I know!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Yeah well, I've seen a picture of him, so I know!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey, it's not like you're Brad Pitt over there!

[LOTR]

maybe he is Brad Pitt :D :D :D

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>maybe he is Brad Pitt :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

You seen his picture? He's closer to Rowan Atkinson.

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>Hey, JBond, if I were a guy and you and I were gay, you'd be the only man for me! :) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Thanks?

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Yeah well, I've seen a picture of him, so I know!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Ouch

[Olorin]

Hey Jibbs, he's a clown... you're a secret agent. You don't have to take this.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

You seen his picture? He's closer to Rowan Atkinson.</strong><hr></blockquote>I can accept that! Rowan Atkinson is a funny guy!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Hey Jibbs, he's a clown... you're a secret agent. You don't have to take this.</strong><hr></blockquote>Big deal. He's got MI6 on his side. I have MIDGETS on mine.......there are more of us than there are of him!

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Hey Jibbs, he's a clown... you're a secret agent. You don't have to take this.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sure he does! Watch: (Madness gives JBond a wedgie.) Haha!! Look at 'im!!! (JBond pulls out gun.)

Madness- Uh, hehe, Jbond, you didn't take the whole wedgie thing seriously, did ya?? Huh, ol' buddy ol' pal??

(JBond c0cks gun.)

Madness- WHOA!! Ok, I think things are getting a little out of hand here! I think we all should just take a timeout, you know, a little breather in our seperate corners and....BAM!!

(JBond shoots at Madness grazing his ear.)

Madness- HEY!!! :mad: (Madness runs at JBond taking several bullets to the chest, punches his hand into JBonds stomach, and pulls out his spine through his belly.
Jbond falls to the floor.)

Madness- (Panting) Stupid JBond, always shooting me in the chest. (huff huff), Oh, the sweet sting of lead, how I've missed thee...........THUD!!..................

[ 12-14-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]</p>

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

You seen his picture? He's closer to Rowan Atkinson.</strong><hr></blockquote>

LOL! I can just imagine!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>I can accept that! Rowan Atkinson is a funny guy!</strong><hr></blockquote>

He's certainly very clown-like, although quite the bugly duckling.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Big deal. He's got MI6 on his side. I have MIDGETS on mine.......there are more of us than there are of him!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well, Jibb's also has Halle Berry, Famke Jansenn, Denise Richards, and more on his side. They can seduce ANY army!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Well, Jibb's also has Halle Berry, Famke Jansenn, Denise Richards, and more on his side. They can seduce ANY army!</strong><hr></blockquote>Thats only four women! I have thousands of midgets. Thousands of drunken, horny midgets. They'll take care of them in no time!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Thats only four women! I have thousands of midgets. Thousands of drunken, horny midgets. They'll take care of them in no time!</strong><hr></blockquote>

*Condescendingly* Your midgets, Frizzo, have underdeveloped sexual organs. I'm sorry, but it just won't happen. Jibbs has the upper hand.

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

*Condescendingly* Your midgets, Frizzo, have underdeveloped sexual organs. I'm sorry, but it just won't happen. Jibbs has the upper hand.</strong><hr></blockquote>

This may be true, but I have his spine!! That's gotta be worth somethin', right?!?!........

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>

This may be true, but I have his spine!! That's gotta be worth somethin', right?!?!........</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'll give you 25.

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

I'll give you 25.</strong><hr></blockquote>

SOLD!!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

*Condescendingly* Your midgets, Frizzo, have underdeveloped sexual organs. I'm sorry, but it just won't happen. Jibbs has the upper hand.</strong><hr></blockquote>
That may be so, but they're still more well hung than you!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
That may be so, but they're still more well hung than you!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey, do you know why I work at Subway? Because I can identify with their footlong subs!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Hey, do you know why I work at Subway? Because I can identify with their footlong subs!</strong><hr></blockquote>Well, thank you for that frightening image.....you just ruined Subway for me forever. Thanks, jerk!

[ 12-14-2001: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]</p>

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Well, thank you for that frightening image.....you just ruined Subway for me forever. Thanks, jerk!
</strong><hr></blockquote>

He's always doing that to me too Frizz.

Madness & Frizzo turn their backs and snub Rolo-rin.).........

Frizzo- (Sniff) I used to love those sandwiches...

Madness- I know Frizz, i know..............

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>

He's always doing that to me too Frizz.

Madness & Frizzo turn their backs and snub Rolo-rin.).........

Frizzo- (Sniff) I used to love those sandwiches...

Madness- I know Frizz, i know..............</strong><hr></blockquote>Especially the footlong ones, full of meaty goodness....AHHH!! Theres that image again!! AHHHH!! Oh my God!! Help me! Make it stop! *sobbing* Make it stop! *sob*

[thebtskink]

Or the jumbo hotdogs--- you know, the one's with a ton of girth to them?

[Olorin]

Yeah, my nickname at work is "The Spicy Italian".

[Warpedchick]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Hey, do you know why I work at Subway? Because I can identify with their footlong subs!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Really! :eek: I thought you identified with their six incher! :p ;)

[LOTR]

wow :eek: :eek:

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>wow :eek: :eek: </strong><hr></blockquote>
:confused: What are you wowing....the footlong or the six-incher? Better yet, WHY are you wowing??

[LOTR]

becasue its intersting

[Con-Air]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>becasue its intersting</strong><hr></blockquote>

you really have to stop posting utter crap to attempt to get your post count higher thinking that we'll respect you if you have more posts.

And why are you wowing at the size of another man's sub?

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>

you really have to stop posting utter crap to attempt to get your post count higher thinking that we'll respect you if you have more posts.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Maybe it has something to do with <a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic&f=25&t=000945" target="_blank">this...</a>

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<strong>

Really! :eek: I thought you identified with their six incher! :p ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

You thought wrong, you thought horribly wrong. And you wonder why I never went through with the marraige... PAH!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

You thought wrong, you thought horribly wrong. And you wonder why I never went through with the marraige... PAH!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Was it becuase you have a small penis?

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Was it becuase you have a small penis?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Or he lost it.

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>

you really have to stop posting utter crap to attempt to get your post count higher thinking that we'll respect you if you have more posts.

And why are you wowing at the size of another man's sub?</strong><hr></blockquote>

am not doing that

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Or he lost it.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, you ever heard that Weird Al song, "Headline News"? Remember the last verse?

[LOTR]

But I Did Not

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>The person i like is laura</strong><hr></blockquote>

Stay away from my mother!! :mad:

[Stark]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

Maybe it has something to do with <a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic&f=25&t=000945" target="_blank">this...</a></strong><hr></blockquote>

oops...

:( :o

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>

you really have to stop posting utter crap to attempt to get your post count higher thinking that we'll respect you if you have more posts.

</strong><hr></blockquote>

Dang, they're on to me...oh, we're talking about LOTR.

:D

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

Stay away from my mother!! :mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>

no its laura preaz

[LOTR]

alot of u says come to this palce where really its your topic

[Stark]

Down, gimp...back in your box.

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by Stark:
<strong>Down, gimp...back in your box.</strong><hr></blockquote>

What ???

[Stark]

I said...BACK IN YOUR BOX! I won't tell you again.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>alot of u says come to this palce where really its your topic</strong><hr></blockquote>

It's called a "con", and it's what bad people do.

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

It's called a "con", and it's what bad people do.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yes I do......

[pixiness]

Madness sweetie, I never get tired of the bad things you do, as long as they're with, for or inspired by me ;)

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

It's called a "con", and it's what bad people do.</strong><hr></blockquote>

but if i try u guys get mad at me

[LOTR]

do u guys think that this sould be at the romance section

[JBond]

No, that's for romance movies.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>No, that's for romance movies.</strong><hr></blockquote>

And me. :cool: Oh yeah, give me some sugar, baby! *JBond recoils in horror* Oh! That's not what it looked like!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>do u guys think that this sould be at the romance section</strong><hr></blockquote>

Why? You trying to go for the Love Connection?

[LOTR]

what u mean Sir


i thought u said u where going home

[JBond]

Yeah...so did I....WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!?!

[LOTR]

Sir JBond i thought u said u went to bed

[JBond]

I'll give you a quarter if you can find where I said that.

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>I'll give you a quarter if you can find where I said that.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, make SURE he's in bed, THEN make that cool topic you made before. I'll try to respond to it before SuperDuds screws you over. ;)

[LOTR]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>I'll give you a quarter if you can find where I said that.</strong><hr></blockquote>

<a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic&f=25&t=001004&p=3" target="_blank">http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic&f=25&t=001004&p=3</a>

there it is Sir

[JBond]

Eh, i was saying good night to Hobbit Girl

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>

<a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic&f=25&t=001004&p=3" target="_blank">http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic&f=25&t=001004&p=3</a>

there it is Sir</strong><hr></blockquote>

You dolt. He was saying good night to someone else, who was going to bed. GEEZ!!!

[LOTR]

oops sorry

[JBond]

Good thing too, I didn't have a quarter! :(

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Good thing too, I didn't have a quarter! :( </strong><hr></blockquote>

And I don't think your floppy drive takes kindly to coinage.

[LOTR]

Yes Thats True

[LOTR]

Am Going To Bed So Bye See You In The Morning

[LOTR]

Hi Am BACK aGAIN

[rObix]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>Hi Am BACK aGAIN</strong><hr></blockquote>

go away, no one home.