Fight Thread

[JBond]

Once upon a time there was a thread created by Jedi knight called The Fight Thread...or Room...not sure, something like that. Anyway it was very simple, it's one big brawl where you beat each other up in many weird ways <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> . It represents the time when many threads had role playing by many posters which was one thing that made CS so special at the time...ironic because it is just a violant and somewhat immature thread <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> I will start with what it was kind of like...

&lt;JBond picks up a chair and hits Frizzo over the head while he's eating a sandwich&gt;

<small>[ 04-01-2002, 12:13 PM: Message edited by: JBond ]</small>

[bbf2]

(bbf2 chucks a box of Special K at JBond's forehead, leaving an indention)

[Con-Air]

(Con-Air has a good breakfast of a sandwhich and Special K)

[JBond]

&lt;JBond dunks bbf2's head into a large bowl of Strawberry Nestle Quik&gt;

Drink up!

[bbf2]

I hate Quik! You bastard!

(locks JBond in a cage with an angry gorilla)

[JBond]

Ah, this Gorilla is hungry!!! Pass me the sandwich and Special K!

&lt;JBond manages to reach Con-Air's food and feeds it to the gorilla who in turn lets him out after trying to cruck his skull&gt;

Con-Air: C'mon that was my lunch!

[bbf2]

(bbf2 takes a big rock and destroys the windows)

[JBond]

&lt;Because they are in an airplane, Frizzo gets sucked out of the plane and ends up hanging on the tail fin&gt;

(Frizzo should hurry up and get here before he plummets <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )

[Soccerman]

&lt;Soccerman, the pilot, then puts the plane into a turn, thereby making Frizzo lose his grip on the tailfin. The turn was so tight, however, that Frizzo manages to land on the wing. Meanwhile, everyone inside the plane bounces all over the cabin. Cage with gorilla breaks open.&gt;

Pilot to Bombardier, target in sight!
Mua-hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bbf2]

(bbf2 throws a banana out the window. The gorilla jumps out after it and lands on the wing with Frizzo)

Frizzo: Oh crap!

(Gorilla starts pounding on Frizzo)

[SamuraiiSam]

::ryan pulls the head off of his gorilla suit and laughs::

ryan: Muahahahahahahaha!!

::ryan continues to beat on Frizzo, as the plane makes a complete nosedive::

[beemanbone]

(bee throws a bucket of whale spit into bbf2's face)

[bbf2]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>(bee throws a bucket of whale spit into bbf2's face)</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Minty!

(bbf2 picks up bee by the collar and throws him off the plane. Beemanbone is sucked into the propellers and cut into thousands of little pieces. Blood splatters on the window)

JBond: Ewww . . . well I'm not hungry anymore.

[Rogue]

&lt;smacks bbf2 with a 2x4&gt; Hehe.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

<small>[ 04-01-2002, 01:40 PM: Message edited by: Rogue ]</small>

[bbf2]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>&lt;smacks bbf2 with a 2x4&gt; Hehe.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">That's not fair! I can't fight back against woman!

I'll just fight back against JBond.

(JBond is taking a nap. bbf2 smacks him)

JBond: Ow! What was that for?

bbf2: I have to fight back!

(Rogue kicks bbf2 in the head)

bbf2: OUCH! (punches JBond in the gut)

Con-Air: This reminds me of a very violent episode of the three stooges.

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler lights Rogue on fire with a blowtorch&gt;

Hey, if women come in here then they want to join the fight. :D

<small>[ 04-01-2002, 01:46 PM: Message edited by: tyler_durden ]</small>

[Rogue]

&lt;puts herself out&gt; I was hot in the first place durden, that didn't hurt! :p &lt;loads her shotgun&gt; Now this on the other hand...

[Iben]

&gt;Iben sends in her clone army to slap bbf2 the old fashioned way, for calling her filth! &lt;

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler shoves a potato in the end of Rogues gun. Rogue pulls the trigger and the gun explodes.&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;shoots out bbf2's kneecaps&gt; Ooooh..that's gonna hurt in the morning! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Danzig]

*orders Tyler into the Whack A Mole machine, when he sticks his head out, I hit it with a mallet*

[bbf2]

How are so many people getting into the plane all the sudden?

Waitaminute! This plane isn't even in the sky! We're just in one of those simulator things! I feel cheated!

This sucks! I'm gunna blow up the plane!

(JBond, Frizzo, Ryan/Gorilla, Rogue, and Tyler all leave the plane. Soccerman refuses)

bbf2: Come on, Soccerman! You have to leave! I'm going to blow up this simulator plane thing!

Soccerman: NEEVVERR! A captain always goes down with his ship! I'm going to stay here and die!

bbf2: Okay, fine, whatever. (plants explosives)

(bbf2 runs away)

(Plane blows up)

Soccerman: (Dies)

A small portion of Iben's Clone Army: (Dies)

Con-Air: Boy, I love this Special K! (dies)

(away, in the street)

JBond: Damnit, you forgot Con-Air! He was in there eating Special K!

Frizzo: At least he died happy.

[tyler_durden]

Tyler: Hold on Danzig, I have something special for you...

&lt;Tyler leaves the room and comes back with a suspicious looking package.&gt;

Tyler: Did you know that you can make a bomb using household cleaners?

Danzig: Thanks for the package. Why is it hissing?

&lt;The package explodes leaving Danzig nowhere to be seen&gt;

[bbf2]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>&lt;shoots out bbf2's kneecaps&gt; Ooooh..that's gonna hurt in the morning! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">That's okay, they were implants. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Iben]

&lt; Iben looks at the sad pieces of her blow-up clone army &gt;

" R.I.P my babies, mother will take revenge…. "

[Danzig]

*blown up to the sky*

hey!!! what is a bird doing flying on the ground.. silly bird. hahaha. *starts walking away until a person in another airplane points downwards, I look" OH SH... *holds up a sign saying bye before plummeting back to Earth, landing on Iben* OOF!! sorry

[tyler_durden]

&lt;While Iben is down, Tyler seizes his chance and cuts off a lock of Iben's hair. :p Then borrows Rogue's 2 x 4 and bashes Danzig's face.&gt;

Fighting can be so relaxing.

[Danzig]

*cuts off both my & tylers faces & switches them using sewing needles, masking tape & used gum*

*helps Iben up, but when Tyler goes to hit me, I casually put Iben in front of me*

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler, with help from members of Project Mayhem grabs Danzig and takes his face back and has it re-attached. Then proceeds to burn Danzigs face and light Danzig on fire.&gt;

[Iben]

&lt; Iben uses girlie tricks and bites Danzig’s arm "this is for using me to cushion your fall "

.....then she chases tyler and whacks him in the head with a broken chair

" that’s for doing nasty things to my hair !" &gt; :p

<small>[ 04-01-2002, 02:36 PM: Message edited by: Iben ]</small>

[Danzig]

*running up & down the airport strip, screaming like a girl..a faceless flaming girl..jumps into a lake*

[bbf2]

bbf2: We can't have a faceless member! Here, I'll fix you up with a new face.

(bbf2 steals the face of Carrot Top and sews it into Danzig)

Perfect! You'll have to get the big orange afro implants, too.

[Danzig]

*rises out of the pond, running up to Iben* hey caan you blame me, i figured you had a more comfy to fall on then...say...BBF2

[bbf2]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Danzig:
<strong>*rises out of the pond, running up to Iben* hey caan you blame me, i figured you had a more comfy to fall on then...say...BBF2</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Little kid: Oh no, mommy! It's Carrot Top rising from the pond! I have to kill him!

(Little kid takes his slingshot and hits Danzig in the head)

[Caroline]

First rule of Fight Thread, you do not talk about Fight Thread! Second rule of Fight Thread, you DO NOT talk about Fight Thread!

[Danzig]

*chases after little kid, upon reaching him, i find out it's not a kid, but a midget* *rolling the lil' guy into a ball, i dribble him a few times before taking a jump shot & hitting Bbf2 in the nose* *cons Iben into trading her face for my carrot top face* heh, she still looks hot HAHAHA

[Iben]

" Hey give me my face back carrotman!…"

&lt; Iben injects a strange serum into Danzig’s artery,and he dozes off to sleep...….when he wakes up Iben has her own face again and Danzig is stuck with his carrot face, but only it’s been improved by Iben’s clones in a freaky Frankenstein way. Danzig looks disorientated around only to find himself tied up to a railroad track………&gt;

[JBond]

&lt;JBond shoots Sunkist right between the eyes with his PPK&gt;

HAHA! You bastard!

[Rogue]

&lt;smacks Jibbs with a steel chair across the back of the head&gt; Nighty, night! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[JBond]

&lt;As Rogue hits JBond his gun goes off and hits Frizzo's fake red nose 150 yards away in a McDonalds&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;looks at the chair&gt; Hmm...it's still good..
&lt;runs off to find bbf2&gt;

[JBond]

&lt;Still woosy&gt;

Mehhhhhhhh, bbf3...youd better run, run, RUN! Hehehehe.....&lt;thump&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;smacks Jibbs one more time with the chair.. klang &gt; Just to be safe.. have a nice nap! :p

[JBond]

Jibbs: ....................

[Malice]

mrTECH staggers up to his computer and logs into CS.

Promptly after a few keystrokes JBond disappears.
Seconds later, Olorin, Frizzo, bbf2, thebtskink vanish as well.

cackle

"I HAVE THE POWER!" exlaims mrTech with much enthusiasm.

[Rogue]

&lt;shoots Tech before the power drives him insane&gt; <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> Consider it a mercy killing..

[JBond]

&lt;Because this takes place in fake real space, this does not affect JBond and he arises from his coma, takes his gun back from Rogue and shoots his computer&gt;

This will hurt him more than it will hurt me!

[TyRoss]

(Sits in the corner shielded behind an absolutely impentrible golden force field eating popcorn and laughing his butt off)

[thebtskink]

*throws worms at TECH... no.. make that everyone*

[Tardumb]

&lt;gets hit in the back of the head&gt;
heeeyyy guuuuyyys...
&lt;turns around and sees worms squiggling around&gt;
whooooaaa...cooool.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />
&lt;eats worms&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;smashes Tardumb in the head with a hammer&gt; Simmer boy! :p

[thebtskink]

I've found a new partner! Tardumb, you've just entered Worm-Eaters Anonymous..Not!, or, as I cleverly call it, WEAN. Suckle, baby, suckle!

[Tardumb]

&lt;falls down face first with worms hanging out of mouth
*speaking in slur* son of a! that's gonna leave a mark...
&lt;passes out&gt;

[Hobbit Girl]

&lt;&lt;avoids the worms and looks around, shocked at such behavior&gt;&gt;

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo unleashes a pack of horny, drunken midgets on the unsuspecting posters*

Take no prisoners, but be sure to take their wallets!

[Tardumb]

&lt;awakens to find a midget humping leg&gt;
what the...?! &lt;midget looks up startled, grabs wallet and runs&gt;
hey you little freak! &lt;chases after freak, er, I mean midget&gt;

[Knerys]

&lt;Knerys set her phraser to kill and starts taking out the on coming midgets&gt;

[Frizzo the Clown]

*a midget sneaks up behind Knerys and bites her kneecap, causing her to drop her phaser*

[Knerys]

&lt; Knerys kicks away the midgets and grabs d'k tahg, and continues to fend off the midgets&gt;

[Frizzo the Clown]

*as the rest of the midgets sit around trying to figure out how to pronounce 'd'k tahg', Frizzo slaps Knerys with a rubber chicken. When she falls down, Frizzo grabs her wallet and runs to the liquor store*

[Rogue]

&lt;walks around smashing Frizzo's midget's in their heads with her handy-dandy hammer&gt;

[Tardumb]

&lt;catches midget and starts to choke him&gt; (think about Homer choking Bart) &lt;midget drops wallet and Tardumb picks it up&gt;
That's right you little freaky midget, what now?!
&lt;starts to follow Frizzo to liquor store&gt;

[Knerys]

&lt;Knerys throws her d'k tahg, pronounced: doch - taug, at Frizzo, impailing him in the the back. Frizzo falls into a heap&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;lays down her hammer and walks away&gt;

[Iben]

&lt; When Frizzo finally gets to the store, Iben is already there disguised as a clerk, and when Frizzo hands her the money she takes him by the hair and smacks his head into the cash register, takes the wallet herself and runs off!!! &gt;

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo stands up, and pulls that unpronouncable thingy out of his chest. In order to stop the bleeding, he puts one of his extra rubber noses in the hole, and puts duct tape over the wound*

[bbf2]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>*Frizzo stands up, and pulls that unpronouncable thingy out of his chest. In order to stop the bleeding, he puts one of his extra rubber noses in the hole, and puts duct tape over the wound*</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">(bbf2 takes out the rubber nose in his gut and puts it into his mouth. Frizzo is choking)

[Tardumb]

&lt;Tardumb catches up to Frizzo and rips off the duct tape, ripping out a patch of chest hair with it....then grabs a 4 ft. piece of jerky and takes off&gt;

[Knerys]

&lt;while Frizzo is busy, Knerys tries to get her wallet back, realizes Iben has it&gt;

Knerys: Damn! &lt;goes after Iben&gt;

[Tardumb]

Tardumb: Girlfight!
&lt;takes off running swinging jerky like a lasso&gt;

[Iben]

&lt; knerys catches up with Iben and they start fighting over the wallet when suddenly they both realize that one of the midgets has got it……&gt;

[Psylent]

It looks fun, but as I read it, I don't think it's fair when you guys typed in what other posters are doing....

You may type what you do to them, but shouldn't type what they say or do, because you guys can't control what others are doing...Just a suggestion...

[Colorado Cajun]

&lt;walks in and takes all the ladies to a movie&gt;

[Iben]

But it's so much more fun when you can Killown, and then see what those people'll do to get out of it...I thought everything was alowed!

<small>[ 04-01-2002, 10:31 PM: Message edited by: Iben ]</small>

[Rogue]

Movies...grrrr.. :p <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Psylent]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Iben:
<strong>But it's so much more fun when you can Killown, and then see what those people'll do to get out of it...I thought everything was alowed!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Alright, whatever... but like I said, it's just a suggestion...
But if that's the case, then I can say:
"I dropped the H-bomb and killed everyone, vedio recorded every member blown up into peices and being vaporized."

You think that'll be fair?

<small>[ 04-01-2002, 10:34 PM: Message edited by: Killown ]</small>

[Tardumb]

but what the ladies don't know is Cajun is taking you to a special screening of Battlefield Earth!!! MWUUAAHAHAHAHAHA-*choke* ahem..haha

[Iben]

And then Killown wakes up and realizes he just had the best dream of his life and that his nightmare is only beginning as he sees Iben holding a big bucket of cold water over his head…… <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p

[Rogue]

I don't go to the movies anymore.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

&lt;zaps Tardumb&gt; Calm down!!

[Psylent]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Iben:
<strong>And then Killown wakes up and realizes he just had the best dream of his life and that his nightmare is only beginning as he sees Iben holding a big bucket of cold water over his head…… <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Then Iben soon realized she was actually the one who was dreaming...

[Tardumb]

ouch! &lt;rubs butt-cheek&gt; that hurt...I think I'll go in my corner now...
&lt;walks to dark corner and sits down&gt;

[bbf2]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Tardumb:
<strong>ouch! &lt;rubs butt-cheek&gt; that hurt...I think I'll go in my corner now...
&lt;walks to dark corner and sits down&gt;</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">The dark corner then BLOWS UP somehow. Tardumb crawls out, screaming "I got no legs!"

[Rogue]

&lt;chases Tardumb&gt; Don't mouth off!! &lt;zap&gt; Be nice!! &lt;zap&gt; <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Tardumb]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Tardumb:
<strong>ouch! &lt;rubs butt-cheek&gt; that hurt...I think I'll go in my corner now...
&lt;walks to dark corner and sits down&gt;</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">The dark corner then BLOWS UP somehow. Tardumb crawls out, screaming "I got no legs!"</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">hahahaha :D

&lt;Tardumb is trying to run from Rogue on his little nubs&gt;
Tardumb:Ouch, Oooch, Awww, Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!

[Rogue]

&lt;chases Tardumb off on his nubs..ZAP ZAP ZAP!!&gt; That'll teach him! :p

[Knerys]

&lt;Iben and Knerys catch up to the midget with the wallet. Knerys flashes him and Iben grabs the wallet in his distraction, and then knocks him over the head with a random blunt object&gt;

[Iben]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Killown:
<strong>Iben soon realized she was actually the one who was dreaming...</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">:rolleyes:

[JBond]

&lt;Jbond sees about 15 people kicking the crap out of each other and sees Frizzo sitting in the corner ignoring it while drinking tea. JBond walks over, look down at him, Frizzo look up at him, then that's where JBond pulls out an tire iron and....this has been edited due to absurd and violent content&gt;

[bbf2]

Stop incorporating Frizzo! HE'S NOT HERE TO DEFEND HIMSELF!

See, look! (throws a table at Frizzo)

(Frizzo has no reaction)

Told you!

[Frizzo the Clown]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>Stop incorporating Frizzo! HE'S NOT HERE TO DEFEND HIMSELF!

See, look! (throws a table at Frizzo)

(Frizzo has no reaction)

Told you!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Oh sure, the fact that I wasn't here to defend my self didn't stop any of you at the beginning of this thread! Bastards! I'll show you!

*Frizzo grabs ahold of bbf2, ties him up and puts a pink bunny suit on him, complete with floppy ears. As he stands there, tied-up, helpless, and wearing a bunny suit, Frizzo takes out a digital camera, and posts the pictures all over the web! Then, he gives him 50 lashes with a wet noodle!*

[Danzig]

*unties myself just before the train passes over we do a closeup on my eyes that says someone's about to get f'd up...but who???"

tick tick tick tick

[Elizabeth]

&lt;Liz sees all the *fun* going on and decides to run over to Frizzo and rip his clown nose off again, exposing all the mangled mess from where I previously did "reconstructive surgery" on him, and runs over to bbf2, still wearing the pink bunny suit, and gives him a big wedgie&gt; <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> :D

[JBond]

&lt;JBond tryes hard to find the pink bunny photos on the web so he can have some on his own computer....and then hits Frizzo with a pair of pineapples.

[bbf2]

Hey! I was asleep! Same "can't fight back" rule applies!

(bbf2 breaks free, rips off the bunny suit, and goes to Frizzo's computer and purges the pictures from the internet . . . forever. Not that it even matters, because no one bbf2 knows in real life can operate a computer!)

(bbf2 then takes Frizzo's computer and smashes it over Frizzo's head)

bbf2: Anyway, JBond was the one to pick on you first! Go fight him!

(bbf2 locks JBond and Frizzo in a small cage together)

[JBond]

&lt;JBond draws a line down the middle and pushes everything of his onto one side...except his TV&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;throws her shoe at Jibbs&gt; :p

[Elizabeth]

&lt;chucks a boulder at Jibbs, only because of bad aim and miscalculating the wind speed, the boulder crushes Frizzo&gt;

[JBond]

Frizzo...no.....WHY!?!?! &lt;JBond looks up&gt; Bring back Frizzo and kill me!!

&lt;As JBond says this Frizzo gets up&gt;

Ah *****!

&lt;JBond quickly hids under a rock&gt;

[Elizabeth]

&lt;after hearing what JBond just said, Liz picks up her slingshot and a jagged rock and hits Jibbs in the back of the head, leaving a nice little crater&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;steps out of Liz's firing range and throws her other shoe at Jibbs&gt;

[bbf2]

(collects all the shoes being thrown at JBond and sells them on E-bay)

[Elizabeth]

&lt;accidently sneezes on bbf2's keyboard, causing it to short out&gt;

Liz: Oooh, I lit him up like a Christmas tree! That must've been a shocking experience!!
bbf2: .......ouch!

[Rogue]

Damn Liz!! What did you sneeze?! &lt;clotheslines Jibbs&gt; Ouch! That had to hurt!!

[Elizabeth]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>Damn Liz!! What did you sneeze?! &lt;clotheslines Jibbs&gt; Ouch! That had to hurt!!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I don't think you want me to go into details, but let's just say it was "leftovers" from my sinus infection!

[Rogue]

&lt;runs to the corner and vomits&gt; :p

[bbf2]

Huh? I didn't understand that. You sneezed so I blew up? What?

[JBond]

&lt;JBond takes 2 eggs and splats them over Rogue's head. Rogue gets a mad face and JBond runs away&gt;

[Elizabeth]

&lt;accidently trips over Rogue, knocking Frizzo down too&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;gets up and chases Jibbs with Frizzo's rubber baseball bat&gt;

[Elizabeth]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>Huh? I didn't understand that. You sneezed so I blew up? What?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I sneezed on your keyboard, so the "liquid" made your keyboard short out.

[JBond]

&lt;Rogue hits JBond with the rubber bat and it bounces off and flies into the air to land on Frizzo eating Cheerios&gt;

[Iben]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>&lt;JBond takes 2 eggs and splats them over Rogue's head. Rogue gets a mad face and JBond runs away&gt;</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Are you sure you're not being too hard on the ladies? :rolleyes: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :D

<small>[ 04-02-2002, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Iben ]</small>

[JBond]

&lt;JBond does not like hurting women but has no problem with humiliating them&gt;

[Elizabeth]

I gotta head to the house for now. &lt;as Liz walks out the door, she knocks Iben as well as herself over&gt; D'oh! I can't walk straight.

[Rogue]

&lt;sprays Jibbs with her Super Soaker full of bleach&gt; Heh.. :p

[JBond]

&lt;sprays Rogue with her Super Soaker full of water&gt; <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :D

[Rogue]

It was a bad day for you to do that Jibbs!! &lt;hits Jibbs with a real baseball bat&gt; <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Iben]

&lt; Iben knocks Liz out with a fire extinguisher, where after she throws it at JBond's head &gt;

[JBond]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>It was a bad day for you to do that Jibbs!! &lt;hits Jibbs with a real baseball bat&gt; <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You set me up!

&lt;passes out til he feels like posting again&gt;

<small>[ 04-02-2002, 03:13 PM: Message edited by: JBond ]</small>

[Iben]

&lt; Iben seizes the opportunity and draws a clown face on the passed out Jibbs.....
this'll give him something to think about when he wakes up…. &gt;

[bbf2]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>Huh? I didn't understand that. You sneezed so I blew up? What?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I sneezed on your keyboard, so the "liquid" made your keyboard short out.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">And so it blows up in my face?

Ah, whatever. (Throws exploding keyboards at people)

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler seizes his opportunity and starts kicking JBond while he is passed out&gt;

[Tardumb]

&lt;Tardumb is seen riding in to the battle on his gorilla...he's circling the other with this beef jerky whip leaving welps on warriors...he slows down and sets off to the side on his killer gorilla, who WILL strike to kill on command&gt;

[Tardumb]

double...

<small>[ 04-02-2002, 05:00 PM: Message edited by: Tardumb ]</small>

[Con-Air]

Con-Air is still left in the blown up simulator eating his Special K, but all that is left of him is the skeleton.

Con-Air's Skeleton: Mmmmm...... Special K!

[bbf2]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Tardumb:
<strong>&lt;Tardumb is seen riding in to the battle on his gorilla...he's circling the other with this beef jerky whip leaving welps on warriors...he slows down and sets off to the side on his killer gorilla, who WILL strike to kill on command&gt;</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Are you sure the gorilla really isn't ryanblair2 again? He seems to like dressing up like a gorilla!

[Rogue]

&lt;sics a pack of rabbid wolves on Tardumb's gorilla&gt; Oooh..that's tasty!

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo stands around, reading the instructions on a grenade*

Ok...pull pin and throw. I can do that!

*Frizzo pulls pin out of grenade and throws it. He looks in his hand to see the grenade still there, and the pin long gone.*

OH *****!

*BOOM! Clown debis flies everywhere, raining down on all down on all the other posters. A bloody clown wig lands on the passed out Jibbs, with a clown face drawn on him by Iben*

[Tardumb]

&lt;Tardumb's killer gorilla snaps a few of the wolves necks but there are too many for him to fend off...so they run&gt;

Tardumb:aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
killer gorilla: oo oo ah ah ah oo oo oo

[Tardumb]

stupid friggin' fraggin'.....

<small>[ 04-03-2002, 07:53 AM: Message edited by: Tardumb ]</small>

[Iben]

" Stupid clown you blew yourself up before I had a chance to whop your ass… ah well! &lt; Iben sees Tardumb and starts throwing bricks at him, aiming for the head.&gt;

[Kyle Katarn]

&lt;Kyle catches some bricks and starts juggling them at rapid speed!&gt;

Kyle: Nyuck nyuck &lt;gets nailed in the face with a brick&gt; .....nyuck! &lt;falls and lands on top of the still-knocked-out JBond&gt;

[Elizabeth]

&lt;Liz runs over&gt; Oh boy!! Dogpile!! &lt;Liz lands on top of everybody, elbowing JBond in the face&gt;

[bbf2]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
<strong>&lt;Kyle catches some bricks and starts juggling them at rapid speed!&gt;

Kyle: Nyuck nyuck &lt;gets nailed in the face with a brick&gt; .....nyuck! &lt;falls and lands on top of the still-knocked-out JBond&gt;</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Bring out your dead!

(bbf2 puts the knocked out JBond and Kyle onto his wheelbarrow thing and puts them both into the moat)

[Elizabeth]

Liz: Hey, bbf2, do you hear something?
bbf2: No, I'm just making my rounds. My next one's on Thursday.
Liz: &lt;gasps&gt; Its the vicious Black Beast of AAAAAUUUUUGH!
&lt;the Black Beast chews up bbf2, spitting out the pink bunny suit&gt;

[JBond]

JBond: I'm not dead yet! I feel fiiine!

[bbf2]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>Liz: Hey, bbf2, do you hear something?
bbf2: No, I'm just making my rounds. My next one's on Thursday.
Liz: &lt;gasps&gt; Its the vicious Black Beast of AAAAAUUUUUGH!
&lt;the Black Beast chews up bbf2, spitting out the pink bunny suit&gt;</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Obviously it could not have been me that it chewed up, because I was not wearing a bunny suit at the time. You must be thinking of my deranged cousin, ggb4, who wears rabbit suits.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>JBond: I'm not dead yet! I feel fiiine!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Oh, I think I know when people are dead! (dunks JBond into the moat again) No talking when you're dead!

[JBond]

I'm feeling better, I think I'll go for a walk...

[bbf2]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>I'm feeling better, I think I'll go for a walk...</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">STAY DEAD, DAMNIT! I get paid two dollars per corpse! (Dunks JBond into the moat again)

[JBond]

&lt;Just before JBond dies from choking on water and goldfish, Frizzo saves him by smacking bbf2 in the head with frozen carrots&gt;

JBond: Wow, after all I did to you, you still saved me! Why?

Frizzo: Well I would rather not have but I had no choice, you're writting this.

JBond: Hehe, yeah that's true!

&lt;Frizzo starts to do a little jig&gt;

JBond: Hee hee hee! Dance! Dance!

[Knerys]

blah!

<small>[ 04-03-2002, 01:41 PM: Message edited by: Knerys ]</small>

[Knerys]

&lt;while Jbond is distracted by Fizzo aluring jig, Knerys shoves him backinto the moat, holding head under the water&gt;

[J Diddy]

the_sweeny see's the fight while taking his hippo for a walk and runs in to try and stop it.

[Tardumb]

&lt;bricks go wizzing by Tardumb and his killer gorilla..&gt;
Tardumb:haha! you missed! you su-
&lt;Tardumb gets hit in the back of the head with a frozen carrot knocking him out...killer gorilla grabs him by leg and drags him off into woods&gt;
Frizzo:little bastard...only I suck!

[kryptonian_boy]

k_b flies over the battle scene: "Well, I was gonna go to see if Glitter was rented out at the video store, but this looks like it might be more entertaining".
k_b drops into the middle of the carnage, prompting attack from all non-dead posters, anything available being used for weapons.
battling posters, in unison:"Kill the flying man! Kill him!"
k_b: "Hey, watch it! That tickles! No, really, the bats, chains, guns, etc. have no effect on me. But, you guys are putting on a good show!"

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler grabs the well used 2x4 and smacks k_b in the face with it.&gt;

Welcome to the chaos!!!!! :D

<small>[ 04-04-2002, 05:40 PM: Message edited by: tyler_durden ]</small>

[Rogue]

&lt;chases tyler around with a chainsaw&gt;

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler throws a handful of his pocket bombs at Rogue while running very swiftly away from her. One hits the Chainsaw and blows it up.&gt;

Ha, ha!! No more chainsaw!!!

&lt;Rogue picks up the remains of her chainsaw and throws it at him. It hits him in the face and knocks him unconscious.&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;kicks tyler in the face&gt; Don't mock a southern girl! :p

[tyler_durden]

&lt;As Rogue is walking away, Tyler wakes up, grabs his 2x4 and hits Rogue in the back.&gt;

Tyler: I'll teach you for kicking me!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad:

&lt;While Tyler is taunting Rogue, Rogue rolls onto her back and kicks Tyler in the nuts.&gt;

Tyler: That's gonna leave a mark. &lt;Falls to the ground in pain.&gt; :D

[Rogue]

&lt;falls over laughing while tyler lays there in pain&gt; That's what you get! :p

[Tardumb]

&lt;Tardumb runs back out of the woods towards Rogue yelling "AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh" while swinging some nunchucks[?] as quick as lightning only to hit himself in the nose causing him to do a backflip and hit the ground...out cold&gt;

[Danzig]

*laughing at Tardumb* HAHAHAHAHA *gets hit with a pie* Why I oughta...hhmmmm..coconut

[Con-Air]

Skeleton Con-Air: Hmmm..... is that coconut?

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler, with his trusty 2x4, give Danzig a proper beat down.&gt;

Tyler: Take that, pie boy!!!!!!

[Knerys]

&lt;Knerys sneaks up behind tyler and hits him with a random blunt object&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;chases tyler around with her new chainsaw&gt;

[tyler_durden]

Tyler: Damnit, not another chainsaw!

&lt;Tyler grabs Danzig and uses him as a human shield. When the chainsaw plunges into Danzig, Tyler throws Danzig aside, which rips the chainsaw right out of Rogues hands. Tyler grabs his 2x4 and gets ready to smack Rogue upside the head, when he is suddenly knocked unconscious.&gt;

Knerys: I love these random blunt objects.

[Rogue]

&lt;beats tyler with her baseball bat&gt; That's the second chainsaw this week! Damn!

[Knerys]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by tyler_durden:
<strong>

Knerys: I love these random blunt objects.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hee hee, yes I do!

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler rises from the ground and stands poised to smack Rogue upside the head. But instead of looking scared, Rogue has a smirk on her face. Tyler pauses, confused, but as he blacks out he realizes that Knerys has struck again.&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;laughs at tyler passed out on the ground&gt; Haven't you learned by now, you can't touch me because of my henchmen? :p

[Knerys]

That's right. &lt;Knerys stands over tyler with her random blunt object&gt;

[Elizabeth]

&lt;Liz picks Kyle up out of the moat and hits him in the face with one of Frizzo's leftover pies&gt;

Kyle: Liz, why did you hit me in the face with a coconut custard pie with whipped cream? :confused:

Liz: (gets a towel and lets Kyle wipe his face) Oh, I'm so sorry about that. My mistake. &lt;Liz picks up another pie&gt; You wanted &lt;throws the pie in Kyle's face&gt; CHERRY pie! :p :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo hits Liz in the head with an old, rusty pipe wrench*

There, that'll teach you from ripping off an old Three Stooges bit!

[Elizabeth]

&lt;Liz takes the pipe from Frizzo's hands&gt; Actually, I got the idea from a couple different Looney Tunes cartoons. &lt;hits Frizzo in the shins&gt;

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo lifts his leg, and holds his shin, wincing in pain.*

That really hurt! I have a dance recital tonight, and now I can't go! Damn you!

*Frizz tries to kick Liz with his good leg. Since he his still holding his bad leg in his hand, he falls flat on his ass*

[TyRoss]

(Ty still sits behind his shield laughing his butt off)

[Danzig]

*danzig runs off with Ty's butt(which he laughed off)* HAHAHAHA who's laughing now, Ross???!!? *your butt realeses noixous fumes* AARRRGGHHH!! *throws your bottom at the farthest person fom me (Rouge) *it whacks her in the chest*

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler sneaks up behind Danzig and nails him in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious.&gt;

That's for surviving the chainsaw incident last night. (see above if you are confused)

[Danzig]

i was wondering why my intestines were falling out *slips into coma*

[tyler_durden]

See, now that's much better. If you are going to have your intestines hanging out, you have to be in a coma. That is rule number 4 of Fight Thread.

[bbf2]

(bbf2 crashes his car into where everybody is)

(It explodes. bbf2 jumps out, like that one movie where the guy jumps from the explosion)

I knew I shouldn't drive a Pinto!

(picks up some of the wreckage and throws it at Danzig and Tyler and whoever else is here)

[Rogue]

&lt;shoves bbf2 into tub of acid and dusts off her hands&gt; Ouch, that had to hurt!

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler grabs the door of the car and nails Rogue in the back with it&gt;

Tyler: Ha, ha! No one here to save you this time!

&lt;The remains of bbf2's car explodes again, throwing Tyler across the open field on which the battle is occuring.&gt;

[bbf2]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>&lt;shoves bbf2 into tub of acid and dusts off her hands&gt; Ouch, that had to hurt!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hey, it's like a hot tub! Only it burns off my skin.

[Rogue]

&lt;beats bff2 with her whip&gt;

[Iben]

&lt; Iben sneaks up on tyler and pushes him into a deep hole, where after she uses a hose too spray freezing water on tyler as he is trapped and can't get up &gt;

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler sits at the bottom of the hole planning a way to get out. First, he talks to the ground hog he has befriended. Tyler talks him into digging a hole up to the top. When he reaches the surface, he is behind Iben. His trusty 2x4 in hand, he sneaks up behind her and nails her in the back of the head. As he turns to flee, he runs face first into a tree and is knocked unconscious.&gt;

[bbf2]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>&lt;beats bff2 with her whip&gt;</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">First you put me into a hot tub then you beat me with a whip. Are you trying to imply something? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :D

[Rogue]

That you like pain.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> &lt;smacks bbf2 with a steel chair&gt;

[Iben]

Iben who recovers quickly sees tyler lying on the ground knocked unconscious, first she pokes to him with a stick, but to her great disappointment she soon discovers that tyler isn’t really dead. Iben seizes the chance and kicks tyler while he’s lying down and leave him bleeding on the ground so the vultures can have their breakfast! .

[Psylent]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>&lt;beats bff2 with her whip&gt;</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">First you put me into a hot tub then you beat me with a whip. Are you trying to imply something? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :D </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I think she's implying fetish...

<small>[ 04-05-2002, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: Killown ]</small>

[Tardumb]

&lt;as the mayhem continues out on the field...Tardumb flies in from above in his stolen jet that is equipped with a h-bomb...laughing he drops the bomb, everyone looks up screaming and running in different directions...the bomb is whistling down through the air and then....THUD&gt;

Tardumb: damnit to hell!! (mutters)cheap raghead...I'll be back!

&lt;flies off...everyone laughs&gt;

[Optimus Prime]

&lt;Just then Grimlock comes in and headbutt's Jbond, sending him through a stone wall "Head on just like me Grimlock like." He says as he shoots his fire breath at everyone.

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler fires his anti-aircraft missile at Tardumb's jet. The missile catches Tardumb's jet and blows it out of the sky seconds after Tardumb ejects.&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;throws tyler from the roof and watches him land in the middle of a busy street&gt; Ouchie..

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Sets the building on fire that Rogue is standing on.&gt;

[Iben]

&lt; Iben sees Rogue, "okay you asked for it!" sets Rogue’s hair on fire…..never mess with a redhead &gt;

[JBond]

Onlooker: Hey look, now her hair is red too!

[Iben]

It's all part of my plan MVUAHAHAHA!!!

[Rogue]

&lt;puts out her hair then chops off Iben's head with an ax&gt; Hmmph! Never mess with someone who likes their hair. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Iben]

&lt; But the decapitated one was only a clone, the real Iben is laughing while she drops a ton of bricks on Rogue from a tall building. &gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;emerges from the bricks like a pissed of southern girl would and starts throwing each and every brick back at Iben's head&gt;

<small>[ 04-06-2002, 09:51 PM: Message edited by: Rogue ]</small>

[JBond]

Then Rogue adapts the power of the bricks and is used in the making of a house, right?

[Rogue]

&lt;Throws a brick at Jibbs just for that comment&gt;

[Iben]

&lt; Iben catches the bricks and throws them after JBond for being such a wise guy !&gt; :p

[JBond]

What you throw bounces off me and sticks to you! :o

&lt;Brick hits Bond and he falls down like a...rock&gt;

<small>[ 04-06-2002, 09:54 PM: Message edited by: JBond ]</small>

[Rogue]

&lt;turns a pack of female midgets on Jibbs&gt; Take that wise guy!!

[JBond]

&lt;JBond takes out a bowling ball and....DELIVERS!"

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler booby traps all the fire escapes and other doors in the building that Iben is standing on. Then he starts the building on fire.&gt;

[Knerys]

&lt;has tyler finishes installing the last booby trap, he suddenly feel a sharp pain in the back of his head and blacks out&gt;

Knerys: Yep, definitely love these random blunt ojects.

[SamuraiiSam]

::ryan, knowing there is no escape, wonders how the hell he got into this building in the first place::

::ryan notices tyler is still in the building, locking not only us in but himself, also. ryan runs up to tyler, grabs him by the neck and starts choking him::

Ryan: Where's the goddamn key!?

Tyler: There is no key!!

::ryan knocks tyler out and runs the other direction::

[SamuraiiSam]

Looks like Tyler is down for the count! We make a good team Knerys. :D

[Knerys]

&lt;gives ryan high five&gt;

Nice work!

[Optimus Prime]

&lt;Grimlock runs over and steps on both of then. 'Escuse me' He say as run off.

Ryan: Man I wish he'd look where his running.&gt;

[tyler_durden]

&lt;After coming back to consciousness, Tyler sneaks up behind Knerys and ryanblair2. With two swift strokes of the 2x4 of justice, both are laying on the ground unconscious.&gt;

Teach you for celebrating near your last victim.

[Iben]

&lt; Iben walks in and smacks tyler in the back of the head with a golf club….tyler falls down besides Knerys and ryanblair, Iben steals all their possessions and runs off… &gt;

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler wakes up and finds that Iben left behind her hanky. :D So he finds his hunting/attack dogs and sends them after Iben.&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;runs over tyler with her Jeep, then back over him and runs over him again&gt; Gotta love SUV's!! :D

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Thanks to soft mud in the area he was run over, Tyler survives and throws a bomb in the back of Rogues SUV, blowing it sky high.&gt;

[Iben]

&lt; Iben throws explosives after the dogs and manages to escape to her lab where she's in the middle of an evil plan concerning her clones.....MVUHAHAHA!!!!&gt;

[Rogue]

&lt;exits her Jeep and lands in the mud next to tyler then gives him an old-fashioned ass kickin'&gt;

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler fakes like Rogue has knocked him out, then when she turns her back, smacks her in the back of her head with his 2x4, knocking her unconscious. He then uses his own keen tracking sense to find Iben's secret lab and sets it on fire.&gt;

Tyler: BURN!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!

[Rogue]

&lt;wakes up and finds tyler's 2x4 and walks up behind him and starts bashing him over the head repeatedly with it&gt;

[Iben]

&lt;The fire burns down the entire house letting tyler to believe that this is the end of Iben and her lab, but in fact that was just a decoy, the real lab is underground where Iben is hiding with all her clones and secret plans….Now Iben is really pissed of and she sends an entire army of clones out to capture tyler and torture him…&gt;

[tyler_durden]

Hmmm, lets see. A bunch of attractive red heads coming to capture and torture me, huh. Sounds a lot like sadism to me. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p

[Iben]

uhm…..what to do?..hmm… .. damn! This is a fight thread you’re not suppose to compliment me, now I don’t know what to say! :mad: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :D

[tyler_durden]

&lt;While Iben is confused, Tyler grabs his 2x4 from Rogue and smacks Iben in the head with it, knocking her out.&gt;

Note to self: compliments confuse the hell out of people in the fight thread. Might be useful for future use.

&lt;Runs away into the nearby woods.&gt;

[Iben]

&lt;Iben wakes up and sees tyler’s footprints on the ground, she chases him into the woods and starts whooping his ass for confusing her and pissing her off! :mad: :mad: :mad: &gt;

[tyler_durden]

See, I told you. That sadistic part of you is coming out again. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p

[Iben]

&lt; No matter what Iben does tyler keeps confusing her with his weird and twisted mind, so after hitting and kicking him she decides to put an end to his misery, she takes out her bazooka and blows tyler away!&gt; :p <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[tyler_durden]

&lt;To Iben's amazement, Tyler is still standing there unharmed.&gt;

Tyler: What, I am really just a figment of someone's imagination. You can hit, kick, and pretty much beat the ***** out of me, but killing be just isn't possible. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> :D

[Iben]

&lt;In that case I guess I just have to settle with beating the ***** out of you…Iben hits tyler in the back of the head so he falls down, then she starts jumping on him… :p &gt;

[bbf2]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by tyler_durden:
<strong>&lt;To Iben's amazement, Tyler is still standing there unharmed.&gt;

Tyler: What, I am really just a figment of someone's imagination. You can hit, kick, and pretty much beat the ***** out of me, but killing be just isn't possible. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> :D </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You are ALL figments of my imagination. Be happy that I decided to dream you all up!

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler grabs his 2x4 and smacks bbf2 upside the head. bbf2 lies on the ground bleeding profusely.&gt;

Damn, for a figment of your imagination, I can still do quite a bit of damage to you. :D

[Tardumb]

&lt;after ejecting...Tardumb safely pulls his parachute and floats back to earth...on the way he sees Rogue's SUV flying up through the air...Tardumb chuckles...&gt;
Tardumb:heh heh heh
&lt;after safely landing...Tardumb sees the ongoing mayhem occuring and feels left out...so he runs joins the brawl...&gt;

[Knerys]

&lt;after recovering from the blow to her head, Knerys sneaks up behind tyler and puts the Vulcan neck pinch on him. He falls to the floor unconcisous. Then she heads of the get her stuff back from Iben...&gt;

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler wakes feeling unusually refreshed and decides that it's time to find Iben and Knery and put an end to their shananigans. Don't know how yet, but I will figure something out.&gt;

[Iben]

&lt;Iben has already sold Knerys’ and the others’ belongings so there’s no way in hell they’ll ever see that again :p

Iben suspects tyler is up to something so she smacks him in the back of the head with the blunt object that tyler is so fond of :p :D &gt;

<small>[ 04-08-2002, 12:56 PM: Message edited by: Iben ]</small>

[Optimus Prime]

&lt;Then Hound 'in Jeep Mode' Rams Iben, sending her in to a thorn Tree! Hound transforms and starts firing on her.

Hound: This is what you get for selling my Pulse Gun!

And continuos firing!&gt;

[Iben]

&lt;”Bullets won’t harm me HA HA HA!!!” Iben pulls her sword and chops Hound in to tiny pieces that not even his own mother would recognize!&gt;

[Tardumb]

&lt;everyone stops at the sound of a siren coming their way...then arrives a big ass firetruck driven by none other than Tardumb...he mows down a couple ppl...then gets out grabs the house and sprays whoever is left into the next area code.&gt;

[Knerys]

&lt;Knerys puts the Vulcan neck pinch on Iben and steals all the money she made on selling her stuff, and heads over to the Pizza and Hookers club&gt;

Knerys: Hey guys, drinks on me!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Frizzo: Drinks are on you? All right!

*Frizzo pulls out a salt shaker, hoping for some body shots*

[tyler_durden]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Frizzo: Drinks are on you? All right!

*Frizzo pulls out a salt shaker, hoping for some body shots*</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You missed Pixie's 'freebies' earlier on tonight. :D

[TyRoss]

(Ty (still staying out of the whole thing) decides it's time to spice this little rumble up a bit and gives a whistle.... in a few seconds a huge form jumps into the scene leaving a small crater in the ground)

HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!

(Hulk proceeds to stomp towards the nearest person)

[Kyle Katarn]

Liz: Now where did Kyle get to?

&lt;WOOOOOOOOO!&gt;

&lt;Liz turns and sees Kyle and his evil pharmacist boss going at it. Kyle is giving the boss savage chops to the chest, and shouting a loud "WOOOOOO!" after each one. The Boss falls, and Kyle locks on the figure-4!!!&gt;

The Boss: AAAAAAAARRRGH!!!

Kyle: WOOOOO....hey, why is the ground shaking?

&lt;Hulk comes over and picks up the Boss&gt;

Hulk: Hulk no like people who mean to Kyle...HULK SLAM DUNK!!! &lt;Hulk smashes the Boss up into a ball, and slams him into a trashcan! Kyle then does a legdrop on the can, and Hulk rolls it onto the highway!&gt;

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler picks up his trusty 2x4 and smacks Iben in the face.&gt;

Good morning...I hope you enjoy your day at school. I will be sleeping most of that time. :D :p

[Iben]

&lt; Iben return the favour with her baseball bat…goodnight to you tyler..I hope I'll haunt your dreams :p :D &gt;

[tyler_durden]

&lt;Tyler lays on the ground sleeping happily, dreaming about getting that lock of Iben's hair.&gt; :D <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p

[bbf2]

(bbf2 hurts someone somehow)

I'm too tired to be creative.

[Iben]

&lt;Hey!!! that's not what I meant with haunt you in your dreams...you..uh....damnit!&gt; :p <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :D

[Iben]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>(bbf2 hurts someone somehow)

I'm too tired to be creative.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">&lt;Iben hurts bbf2 back!&gt;

[tyler_durden]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Iben:
<strong>&lt;Hey!!! that's not what I meant with haunt you in your dreams...you..uh....damnit!&gt; :p <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :D </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Just be glad my dreams haven't turned to your sadistic side yet! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p

[Iben]

&lt;oh that's true.. MY sadistic side...you just keep those dreams in your head where they belong&gt; :p <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Knerys]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Frizzo: Drinks are on you? All right!

*Frizzo pulls out a salt shaker, hoping for some body shots*</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Fight thread, Frizzo, fight thread. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Frizzo the Clown]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Knerys:
<strong>Fight thread, Frizzo, fight thread. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Oh yeah..right. Sorry. I got a little carried away...

*Frizzo throws salt in Knerys' eyes, blinding her*

Is that better? :D

[Optimus Prime]

&lt;Deactivates his Hologram.

Hound: Don't you know that Autobots can't be cut be any sword use be a human.

Hound turns on his communicator.

Hound: Grimlock get over here it's time to bash Brains!

Grimlock: Me Grimlock ready.

Grimlock runs out of the forest and stomps his foot on Iben.&gt; :D

[TyRoss]

(Hulk stomps over to Grimlock and pushes him over. Then picks him up by the tail and tosses him into the ocean)

HULK SHOTPUT!!!!!!