What was the strangest thing you saw today?

[D-fence]

I was just travelling down memory lane, and found this ancient thread. It's great fun to read, since allot of people that posted in this thing have long since left our great community. Thought it might be fun to put this back up here for those who are interested!

D.





As a sequel to my post "what are you thinking right now" here's a more interesting one..

Post here ANYTHING unusual or strange you SAW today, whether it really WAS unusual or it made you think back to something that was weird in the past..

Once again, i'll start:

On my way back from the bookstore where i just bought my copy of "Harry potter and philosopher’s stone" (finally gave in to the hype) i saw something that reminded me of the scene from "American beauty" with the plastic bag dancing in the wind..
i was almost at my bike when i noticed an old woman in a wheelchair. Now i don't think she saw me, she was too busy performing in one of the most beautiful things i ever saw: In front of the woman flew a butterfly. Come to think of it "danced a butterfly" is a better way of putting it, because that's what the butterfly and the wheelchair lady were doing. The lady held her hands in the air, smiling like a little kid that just found a candy bar the size of Mount Everest. The butterfly landed on her hands and took of again, never scared it seemed. The woman spinned her wheelchair round and round and she really had the time of her life. I must have stood there five minutes or something, just looking at these two performing the weirdest ballet act i've ever seen. then the butterfly flew away, with the woman waving him goodbye. The old lady picked up her purse and continued on her way (probably to do groceries or something) with the biggest smile on her face.

i know it might not seem as much to you all, but today THAT was the moment i wanted to tell you about. Ah well. Your turn. Might be fun (?)

[ 05-24-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]

[Doomsday]

This is a "just for the hell of it" forum. These are getting old.

By the way, I saw a lady walking a pig and I said "That's a cute pig" and she said "That's my dog" and I said "Well it looks like a pig" and she said "Well it isn't a pig" and I said "It looks like a canine mated with swine and made your dog/pig" and she said "My dog is a child of God" and I started laughing because it was a dog that looked like a pig and she said it was a child of God! http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[JBond]

I think the strangest thing I've seen today is Doomsday's post.

[dubloth]

i saw this 2 old ladys hold there hands up on a pair of stairs and say uhh uhh you have to pay the toll to my friend, i mean these ladys were old as sin, i could of felt a breeze and dust would of fell off them, anyways it was funny he was harassed by two old ladys, and like, he doesnt want to go where we were ever again.

[Fubar]

I saw my arse today in the mirror...

[David]

I saw three little boys (9-12 years old, I guess) in the bus, talking of the best porn movie each one has seen.

[rObix]

we got lectured by cops on isurance costs, and citations at the skatepark today. the unusual part about this is, i think we have the only skatepark in the united states where the pigs aren't *******s.

[D-fence]

Originally posted by Fubar:
I saw my arse today in the mirror...

what was so strange about it?.. uuuhm, on second thought..Don't tell me!

[Superman]

I saw a guy dressed in a green suit and hat today, its not even f--king St. Patricks day but I almost asked the guy for a pot of gold.

[D-fence]

I saw two drunk guys playing with dog ***** last night.. They were picking it up and throwing it at each other, laughing their sick asses of.. wonder what THEY were thinking at that moment (or the morning after) http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/smile.gif

[Madness]

Well, I work in an operating room so I saw a group of people crack open some guys rib cage a fiddle around with his heart, but nothing TOO unusual.

[Superman]

I seriously saw a car today that resembled the batmobile. I was driving down this street where it was a residential area and then just an open area and I saw the thing just parked to the side. Windows were tinted so I couldn't see if anyone was in, maybe Batman had to pull over because Robin had to pee or something.

[Olorin]

Last week I was mowing my grandparents lawn, and when I stopped to empty the bag, I heard some loud clacking. I looked around searched a while, trying to find where the noises were coming from. I mowed some more, and came back to empty the bag again. I heard the same clacking, but this time more of it. I just sat for a few minutes and listened, eventually figuring out that the clacking was coming from the gutter 15 feet above me. It was closed off, so when I climbed up, I couldn't see inside. Instead, I got to the bottom of the gutter (it was the part where the gutter spills out into a drain), and opened it up. I spent the next 15 minutes unclogging the stupid thing, it was completely blocked off by leaves, dirt, and other nasty wet things (it rained that day). Eventually, the scurring grew very very close to where I was digging, so I stood back and kicked the gutter. Two birds and a squirrel fell out, and the squirrel ran away. The birds tried, but seeing as they were soaking wet and gasping for air, they couldn't fly. I picked them up and for a few minutes had fun throwing them up into the air and watching them try to take flight, only to slowly fall back to the ground. I laughed with glee, and went on for some 20 more minutes. I noted that each time I threw them, it took them progressively longer to fall back down... they were drying. Eventually, one of them flew off, and I was left with the other one. I wanted to keep it long enough to show the two african kids living with us (Anyone remember that story, besides Bond and Dub?). I put it under a basket and put a bunch of towels on top of the basket, to keep it planted on the ground. I went back to mowing, and half an hour later, there were about two dozen birds surrounding the makeshift cage, trying to free the bird. I chased them off twice, but they kept coming back, and in larger numbers each time. I had watched 'The Birds' a few days before, so I didn't want to piss the things off too much. So, in order to free the thing, I stood from 20 feet (I'm too pansy to bumrush 200 birds) and threw big rocks at the 'cage'. I killed two birds on accident, and a couple make charges at me. Eventually, however, I did get the cage turned over and the bird flew off. However, the cage continued rolling and caught three other birds. I shrieked like the freakish idiot I am. The birds were more pissed off than they had been before, and by this time the yard was half full of birds. After going back inside of my grandparents house (Who were out of town on a Carribean Cruise), I got some gloves and my grandper's catchers mask and chest guard. Fully decked out, I ran outside in an attempt to overturn the 'cage'. While running out, the birds parted before me, but then turned to swoop again. It was the most fun I had ever had, until I reached the freshly cut grass. You see, the cage was out in the middle of the yard. The grass was wet from the rain, and covered with bird poops. I slipped and slid for about 10 feet then stopped. The birds piled on top of me, and I freaked out. My backside was covered with crap, and I started beating at the flying pests with my gloved hands. After about 10 minutes of hand to hand combat, I was pooped and went back inside. After several minutes of catching my breath, my brother came up in his car, he was coming back from work. He was supposed to be my ride home. He got out of his car, and saw all of the birds. He got back in his car, and the birds slowly advanced on it. He honked a few times, and I waved at him from inside. Either he thought I was telling him to run for his life, or he really didn't want me to survive to see the nest day. That doesn't matter, the point is that he left. I was stuck at my grandparents house, and there were a thousand bloodthirsty birds outside. Luckily, my grandparents had a twelve pack of cream soda in the refridgerator, so I knew I could at least hold out a few days. I watched a couple hours of TV, and then checked up on the birds situation. By now, there were birds not only in my grandparent's lawn, but the neighboring lawns and the street as well. The cage had long since been overturned, but the birds apparently felt like staying anyways. After several minutes of brainstorming, I got the brilliant idea of turning the hose on them. After beating myself over the head for not thinking of it earlier, I took action. I geared up again in the poop coated armor, and took up hose. With thumb over nozzle, I stepped out of the garage and unleashed my awesome fury. Birds flew in every direction, and many got soaked to the point of losing the ability to fly. I thought of still trying to keep a few to show the african kids, but decided against it. Instead, when my ride finally arrived, they were greeted with a short cut, and very white, lawn. I had told my mom to bring the kids along, so we all had a good laugh, and I told them the story as we rode home.

Thank you.

[JBond]

Interesting...did you eat any mushrooms today!

[Olorin]

Yes! Delicious!

... Why do you ask?

[D-fence]

the EXACT same thing happened to me once!

[Superman]

Originally posted by D-fence:
the EXACT same thing happened to me once!

Me too, except I was naked and in public. There were no birds.

[Greengoblin]

post here ANYTHING unusual or strange you SAW today, whether it really WAS unusual or it made you think back to something that was weird in the past.. (http://www.spidermanhype.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/002503.html)

[D-fence]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
post here ANYTHING unusual or strange you SAW today, whether it really WAS unusual or it made you think back to something that was weird in the past.. (http://www.spidermanhype.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/002503.html)



http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/smile.gif nows THAT'S the strangest thing I saw today! (but it's still morning here..so i'll get back to ya tonight)

[Jawatrader]

The bird story is not only the weirdest thing ive seen tody but well probably ever, Oolorin you are one weird guy, but its good to hear youre stories and opinions...i guess

[EmpireOfDust]

...I saw Rosie O'donnal today...

[JBond]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
...I saw Rosie O'donnal today...

Ouch, and I thought MY day was bad!!

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Jawatrader:
The bird story is not only the weirdest thing ive seen tody but well probably ever, Oolorin you are one weird guy, but its good to hear youre stories and opinions...i guess

You thought that was weird? WHOOWEE! Have I got stories for you!

1. I swear it's true, and everyone laughs at me when I say it, but when I was 7 years old, I saw a flying gorrila go past my bedroom window. It had orange hair, so it was probably an orangotan, and it was in a sort of Superman pose. WHOOSH, and it was gone. Nobody saw it, but to this day, I swear it's true! Anyone else remember me sharing about this a while ago?

2. I was private school for middle-school, and there was a creek running by the playground. Actually, it was more like a shallow river. It was 4 feet deep, and 30 feet wide. One day, I noticed a rock moving slowly upstream. Upon closer inspection, I discovered that it was not a rock, but a BATTLESTATION! Actually, it was a huge turtle, about 5 feet wide. There was a little bridge a bit more upstream, and I met the turtle there and jumped onto it's back. I struggled for a while to hold on, and eventually got a good hold on it's back. I rode it for about 10 minutes, and then the creek reached a dam. I had to jump off, and the turtle turned to go back, but it looked like the thing was charging me. My friends were up on the bank, and I was freaked out. The turtle was slow, but seeing as I was only 12 years old, I was too. We had a 3-4 minute chase scene going, and we covered about 50 feet. Pretty freaky at the time, but friggin' hilarious lookin' back on it.

3. This isn't really a story, but when I was 8 or 9, I used to dress up in nothing but underwear, 30 or 40 pairs of it. I'd have it around my head, Make a shirt of of the bigger pairs, gloves, shoes, the list goes on. I called myself underwear man, and I would assault my mom and dad on poker nights. I'd throw all the spare pairs of underwear at them, because they'd need some clean dry underwear, after seeing how stupid I looked. My costume never failed to make my dad's guests blush and soil their own underwear.

I've got more, but I'll save them for later.

OLORIN = CRAZY, LOONEY, AND ... CRAP, I FORGOT!

[D-fence]

olorin... your my new best friend.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
post here ANYTHING unusual or strange you SAW today, whether it really WAS unusual or it made you think back to something that was weird in the past.. (http://www.spidermanhype.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/002503.html)



Okay now I've seen everything!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Olorin:
OLORIN = CRAZY, LOONEY,

Amen to that!

[Doomsday]

Today I saw a naked 90 year old man with Bigfoot shoes and a shotgun slung over his shoulder and he asked me where the nearest elementary school was. It was FREAKY!

[Olorin]

Originally posted by D-fence:
olorin... your my new best friend.

Um... woohoo?

[EmpireOfDust]

LOOK AT ME! IM LEATHERFACE!

[D-fence]

Originally posted by Olorin:
Um... woohoo?

Olorin..wanna go shopping sometime? it'll be FUN! (by the way, if you receive a bracelet in the mail, it's from me. I’ve got the same one! That way we'll NEVER be apart)

[Spider-Man]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
post here ANYTHING unusual or strange you SAW today, whether it really WAS unusual or it made you think back to something that was weird in the past.. (http://www.spidermanhype.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/002503.html)



I feel violated, I knew you weren't right in the head GG but this is left-field. So what are you going to do with your copy of the pic, make a little shrine of me and admire me?

[JBond]

Originally posted by D-fence:
Olorin..wanna go shopping sometime? it'll be FUN! (by the way, if you receive a bracelet in the mail, it's from me. I’ve got the same one! That way we'll NEVER be apart)



Olorin sloooowly steps away from D-Fence!

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by JBond:
Olorin sloooowly steps away from D-Fence!

So your secret is revealed JBOND! You are in fact Olorin!

[JBond]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
So your secret is revealed JBOND! You are in fact Olorin!



Um, no.

But I'm sure Olorin would have done what I guessed!

[Olorin]

Originally posted by JBond:
Um, no.

But I'm sure Olorin would have done what I guessed!

DAMN YOU! YOU GAVE IT AWAY!

But, D-Fence, as long as we're shopping exclusively for nooses, chairs, and high ceilinged homes, I'd love to go!

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Olorin:
DAMN YOU! YOU GAVE IT AWAY!

But, D-Fence, as long as we're shopping exclusively for nooses, chairs, and high ceilinged homes, I'd love to go!

are you hannibal lector?

[Olorin]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
are you hannibal lector?

... crap.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Doomsday:
Today I saw a naked 90 year old man with Bigfoot shoes and a shotgun slung over his shoulder and he asked me where the nearest elementary school was. It was FREAKY!

Damn that Heston fellow!

[Charelton Heston]

That ***** little kid told me the water was shallow, HE SAID IT WAS SHALLOW!!!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Charelton Heston:
That ***** little kid told me the water was shallow, HE SAID IT WAS SHALLOW!!!

Serves you right!

[D-fence]

Originally posted by Olorin:
DAMN YOU! YOU GAVE IT AWAY!

But, D-Fence, as long as we're shopping exclusively for nooses, chairs, and high ceilinged homes, I'd love to go!

i'm free next saturday.. give me a call. i know a few shops here in Amsterdam that got JUST the things you need.. (but you'll have to wear latex)

[D-fence]

okee..that comment just killed the post messa thinks! :D

[D-fence]

okee..that comment just killed the post meessa thinks! :D

[D-fence]

don't know WHAT i did wrong.. seeing everything double tonight.. but i know one thing: "alcohol is bad M-kay?"

excuse me..going to look at what i ate for lunch now..

[Greengoblin]

Originally posted by Spider-Man:
<STRONG> I feel violated, I knew you weren't right in the head GG but this is left-field. So what are you going to do with your copy of the pic, make a little shrine of me and admire me?</STRONG>

DON'T BLAME ME....BLAME AUNT MAY FOR TAKING THE PHOTO.....OR MAYBE BLAME YOURSELF FOR ALLOWING AUNT MAY TO TAKE SEVERAL OF THESE PHOTOS IN THE FIRST PLACE....SPIDEY...HAVE YOU NO SHAME :D

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<STRONG>DON'T BLAME ME....BLAME AUNT MAY FOR TAKING THE PHOTO.....OR MAYBE BLAME YOURSELF FOR ALLOWING AUNT MAY TO TAKE SEVERAL OF THESE PHOTOS IN THE FIRST PLACE....SPIDEY...HAVE YOU NO SHAME :D</STRONG>

Elvis has entered the building!

[Greengoblin]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH :D

http://www.uselessgraphics.com/cel21.gif

[Doomsday]

Today I saw a little old lady put a bra on her head and say "I'm Superman with a bra on my head"

[slinger]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG> So your secret is revealed JBOND! You are in fact Olorin!

</STRONG>

Well you never see the two at the same time. And JBond wears glasses while Olorin doesn't...

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<STRONG>THANK YOU VERY MUCH :D

http://www.uselessgraphics.com/cel21.gif </STRONG>

HAHAHAH, your are one villian that will kill me with laughter!

[EmpireOfDust]

Today I saw somthin really scary.... I was just walking arround minding my own business and then Superman just popped out of some bush's nearby and ran across the street naked.... It looked a lot like Superman, but I wasnt quite sure...

[D-fence]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>Today I saw somthin really scary.... I was just walking arround minding my own business and then Superman just popped out of some bush's nearby and ran across the street naked.... It looked a lot like Superman, but I wasnt quite sure...</STRONG>

It was him alright. But the question is..what was it he was running AWAY FROM?..
(by the by, had a blast Supes! Hope to do that again some time soon!)

:D

[ 05-13-2001: Message edited by: D-fence ]

[Greengoblin]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>HAHAHAH, your are one villian that will kill me with laughter!</STRONG>

THE JOKER WILL SOON BE UNEMPLOYED HEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAA HEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEEEEEE HAAAAAAA!!! http://home.hetnet.nl/~jedimaster-klaas/lol.gif

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<STRONG>THE JOKER WILL SOON BE UNEMPLOYED HEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAA HEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEEEEEE HAAAAAAA!!! http://home.hetnet.nl/~jedimaster-klaas/lol.gif </STRONG>

dear god!

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by D-fence:
<STRONG>It was him alright. But the question is..what was it he was running AWAY FROM?..
(by the by, had a blast Supes! Hope to do that again some time soon!)

:D

[ 05-13-2001: Message edited by: D-fence ]</STRONG>

Do I even want to know?

[D-fence]

i saw a bird today that made the EXACT same sound as my mobile phone.. took me 12 minutes to figure out i wasn't the center of a prank caller.

[Olorin]

Originally posted by D-fence:
<STRONG>i saw a bird today that made the EXACT same sound as my mobile phone.. took me 12 minutes to figure out i wasn't the center of a prank caller.</STRONG>

AUGH! BIRDS! RRRRUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>AUGH! BIRDS! RRRRUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!</STRONG>

AH! OLORINS MOM! RUUUUUUUN!!!!!! :D

[JBond]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>AH! OLORINS MOM! RUUUUUUUN!!!!!! :D</STRONG>

:rolleyes:

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG> :rolleyes:</STRONG>

:rolleyes:

[EmpireOfDust]

HA JBOND YOUR NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO IT!!!! AHAHHAHHAH!!!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Doomsday:
<STRONG>Today I saw a little old lady put a bra on her head and say "I'm Superman with a bra on my head"</STRONG>

Its those cheap shots that helped me beat you Doomsday, twice! :p

[Superman]

I don't post for a couple of days and suddenly I'm the center of some bizzare happenings. I wouldn't have it any other way! :D

[Olorin]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>AH! OLORINS MOM! RUUUUUUUN!!!!!! :D</STRONG>

GOOD IDEA! RUUUUNNN!!!! :eek:

[Olorins mom]

WHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! OLORIN!!! STOP PlAYING WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND COME INSIDE!! YOUR "WIENER PASTLE" IS READY!! :mad:

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Olorins mom:
<STRONG>WHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! OLORIN!!! STOP PlAYING WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND COME INSIDE!! YOUR "WIENER PASTLE" IS READY!! :mad:</STRONG>

DEAR GOD!!!! RUUUUUUUUN!!!! AHAAAAAAAAGHGHGHHHHHA!!!!

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Olorins mom:
<STRONG>WHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! OLORIN!!! STOP PlAYING WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND COME INSIDE!! YOUR "WIENER PASTLE" IS READY!! :mad:</STRONG>

It is? ... I'm coming!!!

[JBond]

The strangest thing I saw today was that you really can drink soda through the center of a Twizzler! It works, try it!!

[EmpireOfDust]

The strangest thing i saw today was Olorin Pull a SCHIZO type thing, where he made up a member saying OLORINS MOM... That is the strangest thing i have scene in a long time... More stranger than the time Superman accidentally baked himself in the oven...

[Olorin]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>The strangest thing i saw today was Olorin Pull a SCHIZO type thing, where he made up a member saying OLORINS MOM... That is the strangest thing i have scene in a long time... More stranger than the time Superman accidentally baked himself in the oven...</STRONG>

That was D-Fence. And I still think my strangest things have the cake.

[Superman]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>More stranger than the time Superman accidentally baked himself in the oven...</STRONG>

Geez that was only once and you guys wouldn't let it go, I was trying to clean the oven and bake at the same time. It didn't smell that bad!

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>Geez that was only once and you guys wouldn't let it go, I was trying to clean the oven and bake at the same time. It didn't smell that bad!</STRONG>

How could we forget, we got pictures!

[JBond]

Oh my God!! I saw the weirdest thing today! It was horrible!! How could Bill Gates to that to someone?!?! He- Buy Windows 2000 today for only $79.95!!

[ 05-13-2001: Message edited by: Microsoft]

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>Oh my God!! I saw the weirdest thing today! It was horrible!! How could Bill Gates to that to someone?!?! He- Buy Windows 2000 today for only $79.95!!

[ 05-13-2001: Message edited by: Microsoft]</STRONG>

Your like a walking advertisement...
;)

[D-fence]

I saw a guy lying dead on the ground in a pool of his own blood today.. allot of people around, but i got two clear views.. He jumped out of this flat downtown. Really sick to behold.. there were these strange white splinters on the side of his head, he was face down on the sidewalk, his body in a strange pose. Then one man kneeled down next to him and began pulling up his head. i turned away, afraid to watch, but i heard people screaming, so that was enough for me.. i think i will remember this day for a long time to come.. :(

[Olorin]

Originally posted by D-fence:
<STRONG>I saw a guy lying dead on the ground in a pool of his own blood today.. allot of people around, but i got two clear views.. He jumped out of this flat downtown. Really sick to behold.. there were these strange white splinters on the side of his head, he was face down on the sidewalk, his body in a strange pose. Then one man kneeled down next to him and began pulling up his head. i turned away, afraid to watch, but i heard people screaming, so that was enough for me.. i think i will remember this day for a long time to come.. :(</STRONG>

You sicken me. If I could, I would delete this post.

[D-fence]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>You sicken me. If I could, I would delete this post.</STRONG>

??? It wasn't supposed to be FUNNY or anything.. i just wanted to tell you all about it.. "wright" it off me i suppose. i still think about it every hour! Do you think i got a KICK out of it or something?!.. sheez.. What kind of a sick ***** do you take me for?! :confused:

[EmpireOfDust]

That is very lovely..

[Olorin]

I still don't like your post, D-Fence. I mean, I'm not mad at you.

[EmpireOfDust]

Ya, I need to spew.... It was a little too..whats the word...Descriptive?

[D-fence]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>I still don't like your post, D-Fence. I mean, I'm not mad at you.</STRONG>

okee, no offence taken :) Maybe it was a little too much.. but hey, it WAS the strangest thing that day! (or the strangest thing this year for that matter)

[EmpireOfDust]

Originally posted by D-fence:
<STRONG>okee, no offence taken :) Maybe it was a little too much.. but hey, it WAS the strangest thing that day! (or the strangest thing this year for that matter)</STRONG>

sounds like somthing out of Die HArd

[D-fence]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>sounds like somthing out of Die HArd</STRONG>


:confused: i don't get it..

[Kenshin]

I saw this really really really freaky ****!
about a week ago on a monday.

I was going to school that day and i always
take a tram to go to school. So there i sat,
dreaming like most of the time until my eye
catches a scooter that is driving very very
fast down a street.
As I start following him I see that there
was a big truck coming out of an other street and also very fast.

Now what happend:
because they where driving so fast they didnt
saw eachother come down the street and as you can guess an accident happens.
You now think (so what happens everyday)
well the freaky part of that accedent was that the guy on the scooter flys of his scooter and landed with his head in front of
the trucks wheel and the truck didnt stood still yet and so I saw this big truck squashing the guys head like a watermelon.

DAMN THAT WAS AN UGLY SITE!!!!!
and everybody who saw it to started to panic
and stuff...a great way to start a monday dont you think.

[JBond]

Yeah ok.

[Kenshin]

I see you dont believe me......
well i wish it was a lie, but it really happend. (i feel sorry for the kid)

[D-fence]

*sigh* please don't let this forum turn out to be a "who can tell the bloodiest horror story" contest.. i'm sorry i ever shared my black day.. lets move on to something sunnier! Anyone got any "bird" story's left?.. Olorin? no?.. :)

[JBond]

This was funny, I work at Toys R Us. Im rather new there so I'm only comfortable with saying things on the intercom what I've said many times. The three things I say are "Assistance to register _" for help "Security to CPU" for when people need video games and "Customer pickup for register _" Anyway, someone was at customer pickup and they ask for me to get someone, so without thinking about what I was going to say, I lifted the phone and just started to talk. I've only said 3 different things so I instinctively started with one of them which messed me up so this is what I believe it was like

"Customer pickup for....uh.............to uh........the....thing, the uh...customer pickup" &lt;click&gt;

It was embarrsesing...but I laughed histerically after it! :)

[Con-Air]

I kept seeing a crow around, it was looking at me weird. Then I cut open my knee, but...uh.... it was the crow's fault. It had nothing to do with my own stupidity

[EmpireOfDust]

Ya this forum is getting a little out of control... We should make "What is the bloodiest thing that happened today?"

[thebtskink]

I was testing out my potato launcher for school science fair outside my classroom.

Then one of the teachers walks out of the science office at the exact time I shot and I hit her! oops!

[D-fence]

Originally posted by EmpireOfDust:
<STRONG>Ya this forum is getting a little out of control... We should make "What is the bloodiest thing that happened today?"</STRONG>

That's exactly what i'm afraid of too! please don't let it turn in that direction.

[thebtskink]

After your last post D-fence, it's been clean


don't worry.

[Link]

THESE ARE ALL TRUE SERIOUSLY!
1.One time I was getting a drink when a fly pulled me away then dropped me.
2.But here's the best
One time I was looking at my movie collection deciding what to watch when suddenly a large white like claw hit the collection and made a loud growl.So I ran out of there fast as I could and to answer everyones question nobody else was in there and it was no animal!
3.I saw the claw 3 years later and it suddenly flew out of the ground trying to grab me then went back in the hole.
4.Now and then a door next to me opens and shuts and I investagated once and nobody was in there.

*I SWEAR THESE ARE ALL TRUE*

[ 05-29-2001: Message edited by: Link ]

[D-fence]

:confused: uuuuhm...oh-kay.. and last night this giant carrot tried to eat my sister!! (or was it the other way around?)

[Doomsday]

Originally posted by D-fence:
<STRONG> :confused: uuuuhm...oh-kay.. and last night this giant carrot tried to eat my sister!! (or was it the other way around?)</STRONG>

Believe it or not, I was eating a carrot when I read this! :D

[Con-Air]

and I was eating his sister

[thebtskink]

If you mean that in the sense I think you do, you better stop....

[Superman]

Originally posted by Con-Air:
<STRONG>and I was eating his sister</STRONG>

:p :cool: :rolleyes: :D :eek: ;) :)

Its just way too easy! I was once chased by a hamburger that was trying to eat me!

[D-fence]

You know.. i suddenly realize that if just TWO of you posts another story this will be my first 100+ TOPIC!!! WOOHOO! party at my place then.. But it's not D-day yet.. (damn this feels like counting down to Y2K!) :p

[ 05-30-2001: Message edited by: D-fence ]

[thebtskink]

JBond, close this topic just to be an ass!

It'll be so great!!

[Link]

101th Post Congratz D-Fence!

[ 05-30-2001: Message edited by: Link ]

[thebtskink]

Well I guess D-fence was wrong. My last post was #100....

Uh, welcome to the 100 club, D!

[D-fence]

:D :p ;) :) :cool: :D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone at COMING SOON is invited over at my house June 2nd!!! If you come from afar my private jet will be flown to you. Food and pool will be ready for you all, but it is asked to bring your own milk. D-DAY HAS ARRIVED!!! D-FENCE DAY!! Let me know if you’re interested by posting in MY FIRST 100+ FORUM!!! (oh and Olorin,bring your mom..she owes me money)

Address: 789 players Lane,
Amsterdam

:p

[THE ICEMAN COMETH]

WELL, I WAS SHAVING MY TESTICLES THE OTHER DAY AND I GUESS THE BLADE WAS A BIT TOO SHARP :o ......SO NOW YOU CAN CALL ME LEFTY :p

[Loaded Weapon]

Ok I think this is ware Super man flies down
from the sky and closes this post.
:eek:

[D-fence]

Originally posted by THE ICEMAN COMETH:
<STRONG>WELL, I WAS SHAVING MY TESTICLES THE OTHER DAY AND I GUESS THE BLADE WAS A BIT TOO SHARP :o ......SO NOW YOU CAN CALL ME LEFTY :p</STRONG>

This is "the strangest thing you SAW" not "strangest thing you FELT"! and try not to make up anymore story's, the truth can be funny (or sick) enough. (ofcourse if this really DID happen to you i apologise sincerely! it would be a great loss to all men!) :D

[Kitty]

two rides in Knotts malfunction near the same time, then shortly later working well once again......i think.........o yea, *bump*

[A+]

A woman bought some tampons in the shop I was working in today. For some reason that was funny. Guess it's like a guy buying condoms, but almost the opposite. Oh I should die...

[JBond]

A tipped over tanker on the way to work.

[Iben]

The Osbournes.

[Kitty]

that new crocodile hunter movie...can't believe that i just watched that. he looked like he was about to get bit by something like over 50 times or something like that.....i'll shutup now.....

[tyler_durden]

You actually went to that movie?!?

[Kitty]

Originally posted by tyler_durden
You actually went to that movie?!?
sadly..........my friend went and took me to that movie.....or as i call it, a huge tv episode that has no plot whatsoever.

[Tardumb]

Umm...I saw a fly run into my computer screen...I never got past the end of the driveway today...

[bbf2]

You.

[Hobbit Girl]

I saw a lady in a wheelchair sitting at the corner, waiting for the light to turn green so she could cross. Well, it was taking forever, and she thought she would just jaywalk (jayroll, I guess) but there were people standing on the corner ramp, so she tried to go over the curb and tipped over her chair and lay screaming in the gutter.

I laughed because she was a *****.

Does that mean I am going to hell?

[D-fence]

*bump* :alien:

[Switzer]

I saw myself putting on cologne :(

[Highfire]

i saw my cat chokeing my other cat

[Kitty]

my reflection in the mirror

[redman]

Originally posted by Kitty
my reflection in the mirror

:funny:

i saw about 100 women in one store going after the same pieces of clothing. it was a dog house in there.

thats what after-christmas-sales do to them.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Olorin
You thought that was weird? WHOOWEE! Have I got stories for you!

1. I swear it's true, and everyone laughs at me when I say it, but when I was 7 years old, I saw a flying gorrila go past my bedroom window. It had orange hair, so it was probably an orangotan, and it was in a sort of Superman pose. WHOOSH, and it was gone. Nobody saw it, but to this day, I swear it's true! Anyone else remember me sharing about this a while ago?


I miss Olorin ;)

[Rogue]

Strangest thing I saw today was Eyes Wide Shut..odd movie. :eek:

[D-fence]

Originally posted by JBond
I miss Olorin ;)

I know :) What ever happened to him? I know he said his goodbuys back then, but I don't remember WHY he left?..

[JBond]

He just faded away.

[D-fence]

yeah.. into the West.. :(

[zamphir66]

My dog.

[spiderman_2k]

My Reflection

[smokiechimp]

I saw my brother actually being nice!!!!!! :shock:

[JSGD]

Two birds flying backwards, into a timevortex.

[smokiechimp]

Lucky bastard! :p

[JSGD]

Still not as impressive as when a UFO landed in my backyard and demanded sugar.

[Oj]

I saw 21 Grams... ;)

Really, though, it's a great movie.

[D-fence]

I saw a green Goldylocos rub itself against a brightly red popmondean. But the sound became REALLY annoying after a while, so I shot it.
With a spoon.

[D-fence]

..b..b...BUMP! :redface:

[Ramplate]

The return of D-fence

[D-fence]

The return of D-fence

:hehe: Yess.. Yesssss.. After years in the shadows, I have finally returned to BUMP ancient post.
It's all part of my grand master plan to TAKE ALL THE COOKIES!!
This, and my secret midget-army of course (thanks Frizo, I'll return them next friday).

[halo7]

:hehe: Yess.. Yesssss.. After years in the shadows, I have finally returned to BUMP ancient post.
It's all part of my grand master plan to TAKE ALL THE COOKIES!!
This, and my secret midget-army of course (thanks Frizo, I'll return them around next friday).

Bad news, I cleared all the cookies this morning.

[JheyDC]

Obese Lady on her battery operated wheelchair.

She's about to cross using the cross walk but seems her battery ran out and I see her there fiddling with the joystick angrily!

[ZombieMan]

It wasn't today, but the other night we heard a ruckus outside of our town house and looked out to see what was going on. Two guys were chasing a girl, and one had a rifle strapped to his back. I called the cops of course, and they came and questioned us about what we saw. Good thing we are about to move. I hate this ****ing place!!!

[JheyDC]

Whoa and just about time too!

[Tolkien]

...myself in the mirror this morning. Then I realized that it wasn't a mirror but just a hole in the wall and I was just staring at my neighbor.

[Where's my elephant?]

I saw a thread I never knew existed in my 3 years here bumped.

[Catshe]

strangest thing i saw today was a collegue actually do some work.

[Rogue]

My neighbor almost doing a drunken face plant off the third story balcony.

[ZombieMan]

^^^ WHOA!!! Insanity!!!

[JheyDC]

A bird flying down to claw it's prey..wasn't sure what kind of bird it was and I didn't get to see what it pulled off from the grass..but whoa, it was pretty strange...its one of those scenes you see on The History Channel when they play it in slow mo...

[ZombieMan]

About a month ago...I went to the Kum and Go on the next street over and this lady had a crab claw hand. It really freaked my ****!!! I didn't notice for awhile until she handed over my cigarettes and my heart kinda stopped for a minute and then I was watching her get my money to give back. I felt bad for freaking and kinda staring but I bet she is used to it. I came outside to pump my gas, my fiance was like, "What is wrong? You have a funny look on your face". I told her I was about to puke. I don't know why it freaked me out so much, it just did!!!

[JheyDC]

A Crab Claw? Now that is strange! In situations like that, I try to keep a straight face...

[ZombieMan]

LOL, ohhh man...I felt kinda hot and started sweating. It really, for some reason freaked me out. Yeah, it wasn't like her fingers in between the pinky and thumb were chopped off. She had a tiny pinky and a tiny thumb and they barely even moved. Little finger nails on them too. ****ed up, right?!!!

[Where's my elephant?]

A few days ago, I saw a purple truck with an "I love Ann Coulter" sticker.

[SiMsTaR]

Man at work I have the weirdest customers that come in. I swear that they all have a different messed up smell to em' too. Anyhow though this one was an older truck driver and he left his kid in the truck with his pit bull and the pitbull was in the drivers seat with both paws on the steering wheel turning it and stuff like it was driving.... weird...that dog must have been bored.

[JheyDC]

My dogs never stay quiet in the car, they just bark at everything they see that moves... LOL...I call it bored!

[ZombieMan]

^^^ Funny story...So, when I lived in this small town right beside the school. The kids would always walk through my yard and it pissed me off. One day, I opened my front door, to where the screen door was in front of me. The high school boys were walking by and I got on all fours and began barking at them and growling, and howling. They all jumped, and started walking faster while trying to keep an eye on me. Lets say, they never walked through my yard again. ;) Prolly thought I was a psycho!!! Which is what I wanted them to think. Though one time before that, I was drinking and watching movies one day, and I decided to put on this Spider-Man costume that I had bought for Halloween and climb the tree's and swing down and take off running in circles humming the Spider-Man theme. They just thought that was funny, but I think they finally came to the conclusion that I might be nuts, haha!!!

[JheyDC]

hahaha better nuts in my opinion..that way people won't bother you..too funny Ben in a Spidey outfit swinging in trees.. LOL

[Ramplate]

on tv I saw a little one person watercraft that swims like a dolphin - it's shaped like one too, with fins and a tail. They were zooming around on the water surface and diving below with it and then popping out of the water.

[ZombieMan]

Saw a couple of good fights at a local college hockey game tonight. :) Nothing weird, but it was fun!!!

[adventhybrid]

my self in the mirror

[bbf2]

You.

AH SNAP.

[Kitty]

This is more puzzling than strange to me, but there was this woman during the day who was walking her dog, no place popular or special or anything but she was completely glammed up, dress, heels the works. If this was Hollywood and she was desperate to get discovered, I can see that, but this is suburbian san diego...

[ZombieMan]

Not the check cashing place that my fiance works at. But we were at another one cashing a check and they showed us where someone had shot their window. Not the one that they stand behind (bullet proof) but the actual businesses window. Strange...

[SiMsTaR]

^^^ Funny story...So, when I lived in this small town right beside the school. The kids would always walk through my yard and it pissed me off. One day, I opened my front door, to where the screen door was in front of me. The high school boys were walking by and I got on all fours and began barking at them and growling, and howling. They all jumped, and started walking faster while trying to keep an eye on me. Lets say, they never walked through my yard again. ;) Prolly thought I was a psycho!!! Which is what I wanted them to think. Though one time before that, I was drinking and watching movies one day, and I decided to put on this Spider-Man costume that I had bought for Halloween and climb the tree's and swing down and take off running in circles humming the Spider-Man theme. They just thought that was funny, but I think they finally came to the conclusion that I might be nuts, haha!!!




hahahahahhaha yeah good times good times. I do remember the time that you, James, and myself were watching "The People Under The Stairs"I believe that is what it was; and we order some domino's and you put the dang spider man costume on and was jumping towards him and me and James played it off like you were his retarded brother and you were really excited to meet a pizza delivary guy...lol GREAT STUFF..

[SiMsTaR]

Not the check cashing place that my fiance works at. But we were at another one cashing a check and they showed us where someone had shot their window. Not the one that they stand behind (bullet proof) but the actual businesses window. Strange...

You mean the check cashing place that I used to work at...lol Yeah that was pretty weird. HOOTERS HERE I COME!! WOOT WOOT!! haha I will be the crazy one there for sure...lol Haily seems cool though..so I might stick with her and have her show me the ropes. :)

[ZombieMan]

Yeah, where you USED to work. My bad!!!

[PsYkOoOoO]

The weirdest thing I saw today is this:

http://i44.tinypic.com/28ilvh1.jpg

[Deexan]

Damn, i was hoping pictures of my ex would never surface on the internet.

[Carnage Escobar]

Saw a video earlier with a rat that was on top of a cat which was on top of a dog which was on top of a man.

[PsYkOoOoO]

Weirdest video of the week.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fdg_ifN6CM4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fdg_ifN6CM4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[JheyDC]

The weirdest thing I saw today is this:

http://i44.tinypic.com/28ilvh1.jpg

LOL to that! By far the weirdest...

[JheyDC]

Saw a video earlier with a rat that was on top of a cat which was on top of a dog which was on top of a man.

Are you sure you weren't the man Carnage? ;)