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Inval1d

07-15-2004, 11:02 PM

The many stories of CS!ers by me! Inval1d. Enjoy.

cg124 - Part 1 of ??

I stepped out of the car looking to my right. I saw a guy dressed in a suit and tie. I looked at him and laughed. He told me, "Mr. Blonde doesn't like your laughing". I laughed more. He told me that his doggys will come and help him. Once again I laughed. He started to say colors of the rainbow. I thought he was gay. He shot my leg and I fell. I said, "What the fudge you shooting people for??*, He said, "Tie my shoe A-hole". I replied with a nice "Screw You!". He pulled out his Knife and sliced my ear off. He yelled, "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?". i replied, "Yeah". He said ".......Good......".

Next CS!er: sniktawt

cg124

07-15-2004, 11:06 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :applaud: :applaud: :applaud:

sniktawt

07-15-2004, 11:07 PM

hahaha!!!

Inval1d

07-15-2004, 11:19 PM

sniktawt Part 1 of ??

I went to go see Jaws at a local cinema. I sat next to a guy with a laptop. He told me he was reviewing it already on a site called ComingSoon. I thought he was wierd because the movie hasn't started. A trailer for a movie about 2 black guys dressing as white girls came on. He said "That movie looks like it will bomb. IT MUST BE HILARIOUS". I replied with i quiet "you crazy". He asked me a couple questions about who would win in a battle against.... I thought he would never shut up. The movie started and it was all good. After it ended, he said, "Have you met my wife?". I said, "No...". After that, Heather Graham popped out from behind him. I looked at him and then Heather. I started to feel funny. Everything was going black. Suddenly a flash of light happened. I woke up! It was a terrible nightmare....

Next CS!er: Colorado Cajun

cg124

07-15-2004, 11:20 PM

:lol:

that was great

UnicornBlood3

07-15-2004, 11:34 PM

:funny: :lol:

Inval1d

07-15-2004, 11:35 PM

oooo I can't wait to write about Uni :D

cg124

07-15-2004, 11:37 PM

Originally posted by Inval1d
oooo I can't wait to write about Uni :D
Oh god that will be great

UnicornBlood3

07-15-2004, 11:38 PM

Oh let's not ;)

Inval1d

07-15-2004, 11:39 PM

Uni is going to be after CC :D

UnicornBlood3

07-15-2004, 11:39 PM

Noooooo

cg124

07-15-2004, 11:40 PM

yes, i can't wait

UnicornBlood3

07-15-2004, 11:43 PM

*cries*

Inval1d

07-15-2004, 11:46 PM

oh it'll be good. just give me 10 mins :D

Inval1d

07-15-2004, 11:57 PM

Colorado Cajun Part 1 of ??

Walking through the airport after my flight i bumbed into the one and only Colorado Cajun, the Famous and Hot wrestling star. He was traveling to New York with his one and only girl, Knerys. I asked, "Can I have your autograph?". He told me, "Sure, I know you, your that Inval1d guy. Your famous too". I replied with "Yeah that's me, big fan of yours". While we were chatting someguy had the nerve to look and talk to Knerys in the wrong way. CC turned around and speared the guy from behind. He then got a chair and started to whack it across the guys back. I looked at him in fear. He came back and said, "Sorry, i hate when guys do that..". I looked at him with shock and glanced to Knerys. He flipped out again and tied me to a flag pole. To this day i am still writing from the flag pole..

Next CS!er: UnicornBlood3

UnicornBlood3

07-16-2004, 12:00 AM

No...not me.

cg124

07-16-2004, 12:00 AM

:funny:

Thats perfect

Mr.Matinee

07-16-2004, 12:08 AM

Damn,this is accurate.;)

Inval1d

07-16-2004, 12:08 AM

UnicornBlood3 Part 1 of ??

Aha, One of my favorite CS!er's. I met her back in a bar a year ago. She told me that she had a thirst for wine, Red wine. No wait, it was some sort of new drink that looked like blood. I dunno what it was but i would do anything for this girl. So i killed the guy next to me and gave her a glass of sweet old blood. The night went on with many crazy outbursts and we finally ended up at her apartment. She told me "Your was the hottest thing I every saw". I took that as a compliment even though she was drunk as hell. The night went as planned. So much touching, sweating and all that other hot stuff. It was fun even though it was a game of Twister...

Next CS!er: TyRoss

Mr.Matinee

07-16-2004, 12:11 AM

:lol: Disturbing...

UnicornBlood3

07-16-2004, 12:12 AM

Oh twister. Fun ;)

Inval1d

07-16-2004, 12:14 AM

twas indeed a fun game. ;)

UnicornBlood3

07-16-2004, 12:15 AM

Lets just say you're lucky ;)

cg124

07-16-2004, 12:15 AM

:lol: :lol:

That was great

Inval1d

07-16-2004, 12:17 AM

she almost had me on that game. good thing i'm flexible :D

UnicornBlood3

07-16-2004, 12:17 AM

Oh I so won :p

Diablo

07-16-2004, 12:19 AM

:lol:

This is great stuff Inval1d :D

Inval1d

07-16-2004, 12:23 AM

Ty Part 1 of ??

I went to the bank to cash a check one day. I got in line and was called up to this teller that was big and tall. He scared me. I told him, "I need to cash this check". He said, "Sir, Can i see your papers?". "Papers?" I replied. "Yes" he said. i told him, "I don't have papers" He got real mad and pulled out a large stamp. I looked in horror as he hit me over the head with it. I was knocked out cold. I woke up outside the bank. I tried to open the doors but they were locked. Looking through the window I noticed my reflection. I saw a large word on my forehead. It said "BANNED"

Next CS!er: Kitty

UnicornBlood3

07-16-2004, 12:24 AM

:funny: :lol: :funny:

Love it.

Mr.Matinee

07-16-2004, 12:24 AM

Inval1d got banned?Good Riddance.;)

Inval1d

07-16-2004, 12:26 AM

I see Matinee won't get his own story.. :p

Diablo

07-16-2004, 12:27 AM

*Stops from agreeing with Matinee*

Good job Inval ;) :p

Mr.Matinee

07-16-2004, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by Inval1d
I see Matinee won't get his own story.. :p

Crap.;)

cg124

07-16-2004, 12:30 AM

:funny: :lol: :funny: :funny: \

that was great

Starwars411

07-16-2004, 01:22 AM

Yea, that was frickin hillarious.:applaud: :D

Colorado Cajun

07-16-2004, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by Inval1d
Colorado Cajun Part 1 of ??

Walking through the airport after my flight i bumbed into the one and only Colorado Cajun, the Famous and Hot wrestling star. He was traveling to New York with his one and only girl, Knerys. I asked, "Can I have your autograph?". He told me, "Sure, I know you, your that Inval1d guy. Your famous too". I replied with "Yeah that's me, big fan of yours". While we were chatting someguy had the nerve to look and talk to Knerys in the wrong way. CC turned around and speared the guy from behind. He then got a chair and started to whack it across the guys back. I looked at him in fear. He came back and said, "Sorry, i hate when guys do that..". I looked at him with shock and glanced to Knerys. He flipped out again and tied me to a flag pole. To this day i am still writing from the flag pole..

Next CS!er: UnicornBlood3

LMAO!! These are golden and pretty damn accurate;)

Kitty

07-16-2004, 08:49 PM

haha, this is funny stuff here inval1d, and my story better be damn good! :mad: :p

Inval1d

07-16-2004, 10:25 PM

Kitty Part 1 of ??

I was walking down the street and saw a Woman with a guy on a leash. I stopped her and asked, "Why are you doing that?". She stopped and the guy said "HEEEELLPPP, TELL THE POLICE. THE NAME IS SKINNY AND SHE WON'T LET ME GO!!!" I quickly became freaked out as the woman pull out a samurai sword and chased me (with the guy on leash still) down the street untill i got trapped in a corner of a alleyway. She opened her mouth and fangs came out. I was so scared i peed my pants. The guy then stood up and both of them started to laugh at me. They screamed "YOU GOT PUNK'D" and i cried. Skinny laughed a little too much and the woman hit him over the head with a piece of wood. She said, "Back where you were" and then he got back down. What a wierd couple I met....

Next CS!er: spiderman_2k

Starwars411

07-16-2004, 10:29 PM

That was odd... yet really funny. :lol:

Mr.Matinee

07-16-2004, 10:30 PM

So wrong,yet so true...;)

Kitty

07-16-2004, 10:49 PM

hit the nail right in the head there inval1d with that story..damn you and your story..writing..erm..ness. yeah, go you :p

Diablo

07-16-2004, 10:51 PM

:lol:

this is great Inval1d :D

Inval1d

07-16-2004, 10:52 PM

wow, i really thought that one was going to be off... yay for me :D

Inval1d

07-16-2004, 11:41 PM

spiderman_2k Part 1 of ??

I was looking out the window and i noticed a man swinging through the air around the buildings. I yelled, "Hey you, come here!". He swung over real fast. I asked, "What's your name?" He told me, "Spiderman 2000" I was cracking up in my head after i heard that. He then shot me in the face with some wierd white stuff and I was blind. He then started to talk about how good something called GTA would be and how much he love something called Terminator bt not T-3 because "it didn't live up to the 2nd and it was a popcorn flick." Man i'm blind and i'm still wondering what that white stuff is...

Next CS!er: UnicornBlood3 Part 2

Diablo

07-16-2004, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by Inval1d
spiderman_2k Part 1 of ??

I was looking out the window and i noticed a man swinging through the air around the buildings. I yelled, "Hey you, come here!". He swung over real fast. I asked, "What's your name?" He told me, "Spiderman 2000" I was cracking up in my head after i heard that. He then shot me in the face with some wierd white stuff and I was blind. He then started to talk about how good something called GTA would be and how much he love something called Terminator bt not T-3 because "it didn't live up to the 2nd and it was a popcorn flick." Man i'm blind and i'm still wondering what that white stuff is...

Next CS!er: UnicornBlood3 Part 2

It could be anything :eek:

Good job..

Mr.Matinee

07-16-2004, 11:44 PM

:lol:

Kitty

07-17-2004, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by Diablo23
It could be anything :eek:

Good job..
now that is disturbing..glad it wasn't me! :p

cg124

07-17-2004, 06:56 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

they were both great

droidguy1119

07-17-2004, 07:57 AM

Originally posted by Inval1d
To this day i am still writing from the flag pole..

How you doing up there?

:funny: Keep it up Inval1d!

UnicornBlood3

07-17-2004, 10:29 AM

:funny: Fun stuff Inval.

Oh god I'm next again!

spiderman_2k

07-17-2004, 02:54 PM

LOL these are brilliant...:hehe:

thebtskink

07-17-2004, 08:34 PM

Hah! I love the Ty one. :D

Inval1d

07-17-2004, 10:50 PM

Uni Part 2 of ??

The Twister game was fun and exciting. Too bad I lost. The next night I got a call from Uni and she said, "Lets meet up again". I said to myself, "WTF?? I only like one nighters!". But I went ahead and met up with her. We got drunk once again and ended back at my place. This time it was better than the Twister game. We played Hide'n'Seek. It was fun and all but too bad Uni got lost in my closet. I haven't seen her since.....

Next CS!er: Mr. Matinee

Mr.Matinee

07-17-2004, 10:51 PM

Oh,Joy!!I'm next....;)

Diablo

07-18-2004, 01:54 AM

haha, great stuf Inval1d :D

cg124

07-18-2004, 10:08 PM

This should be exciting

Mr.Matinee

07-18-2004, 10:13 PM

*Waits*;)

Inval1d

07-18-2004, 10:17 PM

Mr. Matinee Part 1 of ??

At the Cemetary one night I was doing some of my nightly gravedigging when I stumbled onto something strange. A dead guy still alive....but dead! He looked real familar but I didn't know who he was. "FFFRRRRRIIIEEEENNNNDDD" screamed the zombish dude. I screamed, "WHAT THE ****?!?" and a hit the poor bastard over the head with my shovel. I kept hitting untill I saw brains. The body was body and dead for sure. Suddenly, My pal Matinee came beside me and asked, "What the hell are you doing?" I got up fast and whacked him over the head with the shovel. "DIE SATANIC SLAVE OF HELL, DIE!" I shout as a whacked away on his body. I then realized I was hitting Matinee.....and continued hitting him untill he was dead..

Next CS!er: Diablo23

Mr.Matinee

07-18-2004, 10:18 PM

Glad I'm loved...;)

Diablo

07-18-2004, 10:25 PM

:funny:

Great, Wonder what u have in store for me ;)

cg124

07-18-2004, 10:26 PM

LOL

poor matinee

Colorado Cajun

07-18-2004, 10:30 PM

LMAO! that was great

Mr.Matinee

07-18-2004, 10:30 PM

I'm I the go to dead guy now?;)

Tenaciousd1212

07-18-2004, 10:33 PM

I have not yet been used yet?!? Sir, i untip my hat to you!

j/k these are funny keep em up.

Inval1d

07-18-2004, 10:40 PM

Diablo23 Part 1 of ??

On my way back from Russia I noticed a guy on the airplane we were flying on who seemed rather odd. He kept talking into a little black box and smoking when it was clearing said not to smoke. He was sitting next to some chick who looked like she could kick my ass too. I overheard his and her name were Diablo and Ceci. I laughed. They looked at me strange and confronted me. Diablo said, "Why are you laughing at me?" Ceci replied with "Yeah, WHY?". I said, "I'm not...." They both then looked at me and Diablo started to slap me. He got out a gun and shot me with a tranquilizer. I was knocked out. I woke up in a Cardboard box in Africa. This is why I don't get along with others...

Next CS!er: Knerys

Tenaciousd1212

07-18-2004, 10:45 PM

I woke up in a Cardboard box in Africa. This is why I don't get along with others...
- You made my day with that line.

Inval1d

07-18-2004, 10:47 PM

i didn't see that post Ten'd, i'll write you after knerys, even though i don't know much ;)

Diablo

07-18-2004, 10:50 PM

Originally posted by Inval1d
Diablo23 Part 1 of ??

On my way back from Russia I noticed a guy on the airplane we were flying on who seemed rather odd. He kept talking into a little black box and smoking when it was clearing said not to smoke. He was sitting next to some chick who looked like she could kick my ass too. I overheard his and her name were Diablo and Ceci. I laughed. They looked at me strange and confronted me. Diablo said, "Why are you laughing at me?" Ceci replied with "Yeah, WHY?". I said, "I'm not...." They both then looked at me and Diablo started to slap me. He got out a gun and shot me with a tranquilizer. I was knocked out. I woke up in a Cardboard box in Africa. This is why I don't get along with others...

Next CS!er: Knerys

:applaud: :lol:

haha, great

Tenaciousd1212

07-18-2004, 10:52 PM

Sweet, random messages of my stupidity folded into a parody of delicious comidic cake by a person who knows me as well as the ice cream man.

Inval1d

07-18-2004, 10:55 PM

you make me want to touch myself tonight....again.... ;)

Mr.Matinee

07-18-2004, 11:05 PM

:lol:

Tornado

07-19-2004, 07:28 AM

*ignores until he's used* ;)

No, it's good Inval1d! Keep it up. :applaud:

sphericthor

07-19-2004, 07:42 AM

Good stuff but I'm a little worried in case I show up

Starwars411

07-19-2004, 08:02 AM

That was hillarious.

UnicornBlood3

07-19-2004, 11:18 AM

:funny:

Heh Poor Matinee ;)

I like Diablos :funny:

Inval1d

07-19-2004, 03:38 PM

How could I forget about you Thor? ;)

Tony_samo

07-19-2004, 03:53 PM

You have some skill with your writing and remembering little things about anyone, those things that makes them who they are great job

IdahoMR2man

07-19-2004, 03:57 PM

These are pretty good Inval1d.

Inval1d

07-19-2004, 04:04 PM

Thanks guys i'll get the next one up soon.

Yeah, I sorta remember a lot about people even little things :D

Citizen Kane

07-19-2004, 04:06 PM

:funny:

Good job.

Tony_samo

07-19-2004, 04:08 PM

well do you remember anything about me to add a little story in your takes

Inval1d

07-19-2004, 04:15 PM

Knerys Part 1 of ??

I was the local Mall and I noticed a woman who looked familar. I walked up to her and asked, "Do I know you?" She replied, "I think so, Aren't you the guy from the airport?" I quickly had a flashback of the flag pole and got scared. "IS HE AROUND?!" I said with a crackle in my voice. She replied, "Actually he's right behind you..." Knerys kicked my in the nuts and turned me around. The giant, Colorado Cajun then picked me up and Powerbombed me onto through bench table. "What...did...I...do?" I said. CC then replied, "Oh this is how I say 'Hi", Nice to see you again" That's when I relized Knerys was kicking me in the gut. I was out cold...again. I woke up not on a flag pole this time, But in the dumpster behind the mall. Atleast they were nice about where to leave me....

Next CS!er: spericthor

Inval1d

07-19-2004, 04:15 PM

i know lots of you......most of them being about trivias ;)

Starwars411

07-19-2004, 04:35 PM

Good stuff Inval1d. Very funny.

Tony_samo

07-19-2004, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by Inval1d
i know lots of you......most of them being about trivias ;)

thats great, lets wait till you post something on me

Diablo

07-19-2004, 06:05 PM

:hehe:

great stuff Inval ;)

cg124

07-19-2004, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by Inval1d
Knerys Part 1 of ??

I was the local Mall and I noticed a woman who looked familar. I walked up to her and asked, "Do I know you?" She replied, "I think so, Aren't you the guy from the airport?" I quickly had a flashback of the flag pole and got scared. "IS HE AROUND?!" I said with a crackle in my voice. She replied, "Actually he's right behind you..." Knerys kicked my in the nuts and turned me around. The giant, Colorado Cajun then picked me up and Powerbombed me onto through bench table. "What...did...I...do?" I said. CC then replied, "Oh this is how I say 'Hi", Nice to see you again" That's when I relized Knerys was kicking me in the gut. I was out cold...again. I woke up not on a flag pole this time, But in the dumpster behind the mall. Atleast they were nice about where to leave me....

Next CS!er: spericthor :lol:

Inval1d

07-19-2004, 08:43 PM

Thor Part 1 of ??

I was at the bar one night when this guy came up to me, he told me his name was spericthor and he kept speaking some wierd gibberish like "Ah prabbly pished" and "Gis a feg". I immediatlly knew this guy was drunk so I took him to a seat and sat him down. He said, "Ta yu beaver" and I stepped back abit. He seemed to of got mad from that and called me a "gat". He then unleashed his army of lucky charm's leprehcauns on me and they bit the living hell out of my leg. I kicked them away and took Thor's beer away. He then stated, "HE'Z AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS". I got away as quickly as I could and went home. This was probably the only night were I actually made it home safe....untill he started to follow me...

Next CS!er: droidguy1119

UnicornBlood3

07-19-2004, 08:44 PM

:lol: :funny:

Heh. I like that one.

droidguy1119

07-19-2004, 09:15 PM

Oh no, I am next! :eek:

Diablo

07-19-2004, 09:37 PM

:lol:

Great stuff Inval1d ;)

Starwars411

07-20-2004, 06:59 AM

Very funny. :lol:

sphericthor

07-20-2004, 07:31 AM

Mwahahahaha you have been warned not to go after me lukcy charms

Inval1d

07-20-2004, 03:50 PM

droidguy1119 Part 1 of ??

I was in line at the movies one day and I saw some guy just walk in the back with out buying a ticket. I yelled, "HEY!, THAT GUY DIDN'T PAY!". He quickly ran in and I decided to chase after him. I followed him to the consession stand where I tackled him into the candy machine. He quickly responded with, "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" I then said, "YOU SNUCK IN WITHOUT PAYING BIATCH!" He then started to laugh and pulled out a wierd pass. "I get passes for good movies for free! :D" replies droid. I then said, "Oh then go on then..." He did and went into the theater showing White Chicks.

Next CS!er: IamMrDJ

droidguy1119

07-20-2004, 03:52 PM

:funny:

Starwars411

07-20-2004, 03:53 PM

OMG, that was really funny. :lol: :applaud:

Mr.Matinee

07-20-2004, 03:54 PM

Excellent...:D

EvilDeadNDN

07-20-2004, 05:04 PM

uber nice.

Inval1d

07-20-2004, 05:30 PM

ahem...

http://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v125/inval1duser/Pictures/comicjeff.gif

cg124

07-20-2004, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by Inval1d
ahem...

http://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v125/inval1duser/Pictures/comicjeff.gif :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

EvilDeadNDN

07-20-2004, 05:32 PM

with your legs crossed like that you look like you need to tinkle.

Inval1d

07-20-2004, 05:52 PM

IamMrDJ Part 1 of ??

I went to a WWE event last week and had bad luck once again. I was watching a match between my all time favorites Mr. DJ and Colorado Cajun (even though he beat me up 2 times already). I didn't know who to cheer for so i boo'ed them both. Out of the thousands of people they hear me and stop fighting. They then get out of the ring and DJ comes up to me. He says, "I thought you liked me?!" I replied with, "I like both ya but i can't cheer for both so i will boo you" CC looks pissed and he throws me into the ring. DJ gets a chair and starts to whack me over the back with it. It hurt like hell. CC then through me threw a table and almost broke my back. Everytime DJ hit me he would say a word that splled out this sentence...."YOU'VE......BEEN......SCHOOLED....IN.....THUGA.... .NOMICS.......BIATCH" I then got pulled away from the ring by the officials and help backstage. I don't know why he got so mad. He should just lay low for a while...... *hears DJ in background* Oh crap.... *runs*

Next CS!er: Citizen Kane

UnicornBlood3

07-20-2004, 05:53 PM

:funny:

Niice :cool:

Starwars411

07-20-2004, 05:59 PM

Very funny. :lol:

Tornado

07-20-2004, 06:00 PM

Hehehe, nice Inval1d.

Diablo

07-20-2004, 10:17 PM

:lol:

hahah, great two updated man :applaud:

Tenaciousd1212

07-20-2004, 10:19 PM

Include me, i'm desperate for attention!

Inval1d

07-20-2004, 10:28 PM

SPECIAL CS!ER: Tenaciousd1212 Part 1 of 0

I was walking down an alley and saw a bum. I kicked him a few times and stole his shoes. I then cut his left thumb off and ran. Bums are so fun...

Diablo

07-20-2004, 10:29 PM

:lol:

cg124

07-20-2004, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by Tenaciousd1212
Include me, i'm desperate for attention!

it shows:rolleyes:

Colorado Cajun

07-20-2004, 11:01 PM

all of these are awesome Invalid and so damn accurate :D

Citizen Kane

07-20-2004, 11:59 PM

:lol:

That's brilliant.

Inval1d

07-21-2004, 12:57 AM

Citizen Kane Part 1 of ??

At a local Movie Store I wanted to buy some DVDs for something to do because i was bored as hell. I walked up to the counter and ask the clerk (ahem...who's name was Citizen Kane), "What are some good DVDs to cure boredness?" He replied, "CRITERION COLLECTIONS WILL DO IT!!" I was puzzled, I then said, "No, I mean what are good movies? You know like Matrix?" He replied with, "Oh.....I hear Criterion Collections are entertaining..." I got frustrated and said, "HELLLOOO?!? IS ANYONE IN THERE?? I NEED MOVIES AND I NEED THEM FAST!" He then told me, "Oh....I get it now.....well the Criterion Collection Area is right there so you don't have to rush..." I yelled, "AH SCREW IT!" and stormed out......Never again will I go to a Californian movie store...

Next CS!er: Tony_samo

Citizen Kane

07-21-2004, 01:01 AM

:lol:

That was own.

Starwars411

07-21-2004, 07:18 AM

Very good Inval1d. :applaud:

Tornado

07-21-2004, 07:25 AM

Originally posted by Inval1d
SPECIAL CS!ER: Tenaciousd1212 Part 1 of 0

I was walking down an alley and saw a bum. I kicked him a few times and stole his shoes. I then cut his left thumb off and ran. Bums are so fun...

:funny: Hahaha, that's great Inval.

Tenaciousd1212

07-21-2004, 03:59 PM

Thank you Inva1id. I know have a feeling of acceptence...and a feeling of disrespect. At least i was a Bum. They are kinda fun.

Inval1d

07-21-2004, 05:30 PM

well i don't know you that much so I just whipped something funny up. :p

Kitty

07-21-2004, 05:31 PM

and boy was it funny ;)

Starwars411

07-21-2004, 06:05 PM

I agree. :)

poeman

07-21-2004, 06:39 PM

man you have already heard it, this stuff is hilarious :cool:

Highfire

07-22-2004, 01:06 AM

Great job,these are hilarious.If you want to write one about me that will be ok with me...

Inval1d

07-22-2004, 01:11 AM

You get no decision on them Highfire :p

;) jk :p

Inval1d

07-23-2004, 06:39 PM

Tony_samo Part 1 of ??

I was on Jeopardy one time and trebek wasn't hosting it this time. It was some wierd ninja looking dude name Tony. I was in the lead for a while untill he started asking question's like "What was the suitcase unlock number in pulp fiction?" I was freakin stumped. Then he started asking me question about movies i didn't even know. The other guy i was playing against, named spidey 2k, started to go far past me and later went on to win. I was so mad. Later I realized spidey was cheating and watching the movies on a little DVD player. Damn that spidey and damn that tony guy...

(sorry about this one. I tried to do my best)

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