Best Caption

[JBond]

Here is a new game. I will post a picture and you guys come up with a good caption for it (funny), the winner after a day or so can post the next picture(winner is chosen by the members, cant vote your own). Whoever is the one who posts the picture can not post a caption. For the person who posts the picture, try to pick something diverse or joke provoking so it is more fun.Here is the first one:

http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg
"Dear Santa, I've been a real good boy this year......"

[JBond]

Although by my rules i cant use mine, i just want to say:

"This treaty oughta settle that human-ape battle once and for all"

[dubloth]

ill postlater here.

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

"I, George W. Bush, agree to sell my soul... in exchange for three balls of yarn, a lifetime supply of taffy, and one of those coool scooters"

[Doomsday]

Man, I wish this was porn!

[slinger]

http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg

"This is the hardest Tic-Tac-Toe game of my life."

[Moe Szyslak]

"Why do they keep asking my dad to sign here when I'm supposed to be doing it?"
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[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>
http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

"All work and no play makes George a dull boy. All work and no play makes George a dull boy. All work..."

[SamuraiiSam]

http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg

"Ah, crap, forgot how to spell my name again...better call daddy...oh wait...what's his number again?"

[bbf2]

Ignore this

[ 11-21-2001: Message edited by: bbf2 ]</p>

[LOTR]

go to comingsoo.net and go there everyday and tell me the news :D

[LOTR]

how do u get the picture on your reply

[Con-Air]

http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg

Bush has been real busy overseeing his 'prank letters to Bin Laden' offensive campaign

[Olorin]

http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg

"Heehee... I love monkeys! This one can have a sword and he will be chopping coconuts! 'EEEEEK EEK EEK'! ha ha.. heh... the monkey with... a sword... hee hee... coconuts... ha... oopsy, this monkey forgotts his pants... teehee... no pants, no pants, monkey has no pants... la la la dee dum... heehee"

[ 11-19-2001: Message edited by: Olorin ]</p>

[Nilade]

hehe. :D

[rObix]

http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg

lala....being predident isnt so hard. i dont know what everyone else is talking about. oh, wow. this is the best boob i've ever drawn. yipes, this is boring! with a capital b....i wonder if anyone has any coke. gosh, i shouldnt think like that. they told me "no more coke". i wonder if i should pay attention to what everyone is saying? nah, smiling and nodding is fine. someone will fill me in later. this really is te best boob ive ever drawn."

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

Dear Daddy,

It is fun being the president. They gave me a plane and a puppy. And they give me cakes to eat when I am hungry. It is fun. But now we have a bunch of boring guys come over and all they do is talk about war and stuff and it is boring. Could you please tell these boring men to leave daddy? They are making me not happy.

Luv Georgie

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:

http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg<hr></blockquote>

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I couldn't believe it happened to me. There I was in the Lincoln bedroom with the president's wife...
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[Madness]

http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg

"Ah, finally some time to write the great American novel: 'Billy and the Clone-asaurus.'"

[Madness]

http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg


"Psst, Agent Grimes! What's a four letter word for sex?!? Starts with an "F"???"

[Olorin]

Madness, you turd, you did two! :mad:

[Olorin]

Ps - We might as well start voting. I'm going for Moe with his Penthouse comment.

[Nilade]

I vote for Olorin, only because I drew a monkey picture just like the one he described only yesterday.

[JBond]

I vote for Frizzo's

Although Olorin and Con-Air's were a close second.

[Moe Szyslak]

I would feel wrong voting for mine, so I vote for Frizzo.
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[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I couldn't believe it happened to me. There I was in the Lincoln bedroom with the president's wife...</strong><hr></blockquote>That was one of my original choices, but I went for the Santa one instead....

[ 11-21-2001: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]</p>

[Frizzo the Clown]

I vote for bbf2.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

"I can't believe I have to learn my ABC's with my eyes closed."

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>I vote for bbf2.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah I vote for that "Dear Daddy" letter, but Frizzo's is a very close second. I was burst out laughing the second I saw that, and the librarian got our her taser gun...

[slinger]

I'll vote for Frizzo.

[Con-Air]

I'm voting for rOb's

[Superman]

Hey I'm in chat, you guys should meet me there if you can!

[Greengoblin]

http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg[/QB][/QUOTE]

"Ummmmmmmmmm....How do you spell George???!"

[thebtskink]

I vote for Frizzatch.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>I vote for Frizzatch.</strong><hr></blockquote>

skink, come to chat if you can!

[Link]

[quote]Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<strong>http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

Dear Pierce Bronsman,

I hate you for beating me in ''Peoples'' (Sexiest Man of 2001).

[LOTR]

a 5 letter word what could it be?

[Olorin]

I'm pretty sure Frizzo won... FRIZZO, PUT UP A NEW PIC!

[Moe Szyslak]

I like this subject, but it needs a little more structure. Things like deadlines would be helpful.
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[slinger]

I say you have 24 hours to post a caption after the pic has been posted. Then after the 24 hours perhaps maybe 12 hours for voting.

[LOTR]

did u think mined was funny

[Con-Air]

You ripped off Madnesses second one so............. no

[LOTR]

sorry just did not read it :(

[Frizzo the Clown]

I have a picture all ready to go, so if I really do win....(I just wanna make sure) I'll have one ready!

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Link:
<strong>

Dear Pierce Bronsman,

I hate you for beating me in ''Peoples'' (Sexiest Man of 2001).</strong><hr></blockquote>

It's BROSNAN! :mad:

[LOTR]

t just a name :rolleyes:

[Link]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

It's BROSNAN! :mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Sorry Rich or should I say Pierce?

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>I have a picture all ready to go, so if I really do win....(I just wanna make sure) I'll have one ready!</strong><hr></blockquote>

GO!

oh, and LOTR... he's making a joke. "Bronsen" is the name of a guy who played James Bond a couple of times, you may have heard of him. James Bond = JBond... get it?

[LOTR]

i vote for olroin

[Olorin]

Sorry, I just thought of one, and I think it's pretty funny... doesn't count, but whaddafug...

http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg

"George... Bush... ah... wait, dammit! Sign ABOVE the dotted line! Friggin' Texan education!"


ok, so it's not that funny. Shaddap.

[NorthAmX15]

so who won?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Okay..since every one seems to think that I won..heres my picture. I have an example for a caption, but I don't wanna take it away from anyone else. Maybe I'll share it after a few people answer.
http://uv3.homestead.com/files/clown1.jpg

[ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]</p>

[Moe Szyslak]

"You're under arrest for making love to a milk shake machine in front of all of those children."
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[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>http://uv3.homestead.com/files/clown1.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

"Alrigh, I have two questions... one, why the poo is your butt halfway up your back, and two, why in hell is a midget staring at me from inside it?!? Hey, WHOA, where do you think you are going? Get back here! This is the law spaeking! *cackle* Johnson, send in backup!"

[ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: Olorin ]</p>

[Con-Air]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/clown1.jpg

After Frizzo's "little boy" pictures leaked out he was forced to let the police "have their way with him" in order to get the charges dropped.

[ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: Con-Air ]</p>

[LOTR]

frizzo am not making fun of u but i have one listen


polimen: ill drop the charges if i can get some how much will it cost

CLown: 20 bucks

polimen: johnny come over here i need 20 bucks

[Madness]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/clown1.jpg

Clown: I knew my jokes were bad, but this is ridiculous!!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>frizzo am not making fun of u but i have one listen


polimen: ill drop the charges if i can get some how much will it cost

CLown: 20 bucks

polimen: johnny come over here i need 20 bucks</strong><hr></blockquote>Hey man, I posted this picture so you guys could make fun of me! Go for it!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Okay, this can't count since I posted the picture, but here's mine....
http://uv3.homestead.com/files/clown1.jpg
"Alright, don't try anything funny!"

[ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]</p>

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
[QB]Okay, this can't count since I posted the picture, but here's mine....
http://uv3.homestead.com/files/clown1.jpg
"Alright, don't try anything funny!"
QB]<hr></blockquote>


Damn, and I would vote for that one too.
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[LOTR]

how do u get pics on your reply

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>how do u get pics on your reply</strong><hr></blockquote>

You hit the "reply with quotes" button at the top...and then remove everything except for the image...

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>


Damn, and I would vote for that one too.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Well, its not that I wouldn't mind winning again...its just against the rules, thats all.

[Greengoblin]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/clown1.jpg

"Your Act is Criminal!!....YOUR UNDER ARREST!!"

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Greengoblin:
[QB]http://uv3.homestead.com/files/clown1.jpg[QB]<hr></blockquote>

"Dammit, I didn't take all those burgers, I was framed!! It was the Hamburglar you imbecile!!"

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>http://uv3.homestead.com/files/clown1.jpg

</strong><hr></blockquote>


"Calling for back up! Need back up please! I got my arm stuck in something funny! Come quick!"

[ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: Nilade ]</p>

[LOTR]

[quote]http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/c4aceae2bf60e5/www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/n_bush_security_011119.jpg <hr></blockquote>

am testing something if it works

[LOTR]

[quote] You hit the "reply with quotes" button at the top...and then remove everything except for the image...
<hr></blockquote>


i dont get it it did not work <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>


i dont get it it did not work :confused: </strong><hr></blockquote>you have to keep the image tags at either end. they look like this {IMG}{/IMG} but they have [] instead of {}.

[LOTR]

how do u get the image tags

[SamuraiiSam]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/clown1.jpg

Clown: oooh, a little lower please. oooh, that tickles.

[SamuraiiSam]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/clown1.jpg

Cop: Ok Krusty! Hands on the car and spread em!
Krusty: It wasn't me I tell ya! I was framed by Sideshow Bob! Hi Kids!


http://www.nohomers.net/SBA/pictures/other_scans_04.gif

I know i already did one...but reminded me of the simpsons for some reason :)

[thebtskink]

Cop: Odd... this guy bleeds seltzer. AHHH, MY EYES!!!

[slinger]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/clown1.jpg

Just another day in the life of The Matrix Sequels Moderator: Frizzo the Clown!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>http://uv3.homestead.com/files/clown1.jpg

Just another day in the life of The Matrix Sequels Moderator: Frizzo the Clown!</strong><hr></blockquote>
HA!!!! I vote for that one!!!!

[bbf2]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/clown1.jpg

Here we are watching Bob and Martha Smith dress up in their favorite "role playing" bedroom game. Trust me, you don't want to watch what happens after this.

[ 11-23-2001: Message edited by: bbf2 ]</p>

[Moe Szyslak]

Damn, if it only was a mime then I would have the perfect one.

"You have the right to remain silent."

Even though almost everyone would have said it. Still, I like Frizzo's.
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[LOTR]

make me a ballon now for free of charge for me and johnny what knid do u want johnny

[LOTR]

wait a second u look like my brother

opps u clowns sure look alike

u are my brother!!!!!!!!!

so make a ballon for free of charge

[Link]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/clown1.jpg

''Alright Pennywise we gave you enough warnings but killing all those kids is the last straw''!

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>http://uv3.homestead.com/files/clown1.jpg

Clown: I knew my jokes were bad, but this is ridiculous!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

I vote for Madness!

[Olorin]

I'll have to go with Madness too... bummer.

[Nilade]

I guess I'll jump on the Madness bandwagon.

[Frizzo the Clown]

You realize, that if Madness wins, the type of picture he's gonna post! :eek: j/k Madness.....

[THE ICEMAN COMETH]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/clown1.jpg

ALLRIGHT FRIZZO, I KNOW YOUR NOT GONNA LIKE WHERE I'M GONNA SHOVE THIS WALKIE TALKIE BUT IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!!!!! ON SECOND THOUGHT....YOU JUST MIGHT LIKE IT.

[JBond]

Well it looks like you won Madness, you can post a picture. Keep it pleasant ;)

[SamuraiiSam]

I'm just posting this, so this post doesn't get sucked into the black hole. :D

[SamuraiiSam]

Actually, I meant topic, not post. Stupid idiot! ::bangs head against wall::

[Olorin]

Ryan, did you notice that you are member 1987? That doesn't happen to be your birth year, does it? It'd be somewhat cool if it was...

[JBond]

My member number was coincedently my I.Q.!

[pixiness]

Let me just say that I'm glad my member number is not my waist size. That would take a WHOLE lotta pixidust to make me fly.

[LOTR]

when will madness post <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[JBond]

If not soon I'm posting one

[Olorin]

Do it, JB.

[LOTR]

yea post one becasue madness will never do one

[SamuraiiSam]

In 1987, I was 7 years old. Don't remember much from that year though....I know I went to see Masters of the Universe for my birthday....that's about it.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by ryanblair2:
<strong>In 1987, I was 7 years old. Don't remember much from that year though....I know I went to see Masters of the Universe for my birthday....that's about it.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well, so much for that. :p

[Optimus Prime]

Well Madness isn't posting one so I hope you don't mind.
http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/ud/ud3_3/ud3_082.jpg

[JBond]

Well I was going to post one today..

[LOTR]

are we going to use this one

[pixiness]

http://www.seibertron.com/cartoon/superrobotlife/ud/ud3_3/ud3_082.jpg

I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!

[LOTR]

i thought i pressed the stop button WHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LOTR]

this green screen makes it look so real

[Madness]

Sorry guys, didn't realize I had won. Alright, this is all i could muster up for right now:

http://vagina.rotten.com/animals/satandog.jpg

(So, I don't get to put a caption, right??)

[ 11-28-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]</p>

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>Sorry guys, didn't realize I had won. Alright, this is all i could muster up for right now:

http://vagina.rotten.com/animals/satandog.jpg

(So, I don't get to put a caption, right??)

[ 11-28-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]</strong><hr></blockquote>


"Hey man, screw you! It would have happened to you too, had you tried to procreate with Lassie, not knowing those big guys standing around were her bodyguards!"

[LOTR]

lets just go with the anime one

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>lets just go with the anime one</strong><hr></blockquote>

Madness won so he gets to pick, besides it was Transformers which I don't really classify as anime.
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[LOTR]

me olorin and jbond where really angrey becasue he never posted one (no offense madness) so to late


P.S i dont know if olorin and jbond was angrey but i knew i was

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
http://vagina.rotten.com/animals/satandog.jpg

Puppies up for adoption:

Can't you find a place in your heart for a crippled satan worshipping dog? If an owner isn't found within the next few days the dog has threatened to devour us from the ankles up.

The Humane Society

<hr></blockquote>

[ 11-28-2001: Message edited by: Moe Szyslak ]</p>
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[LOTR]

lets ask jbond which pic is the new one becasue he is the creator of this topic

[pixiness]

Don't be a whiner LOTR!

http://vagina.rotten.com/animals/satandog.jpg

Silly satanists --- you're supposed to SACRIFICE the WHOLE dog, not just part of him. Satan will not be pleased.

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>me olorin and jbond where really angrey becasue he never posted one (no offense madness) so to late


P.S i dont know if olorin and jbond was angrey but i knew i was</strong><hr></blockquote>

Speak for yourself, I was mad at Hound, I'm going with Madness!

[JBond]

http://vagina.rotten.com/animals/satandog.jpg

"Yeah...I don't mind the cast so much. But not being able to lick my crotch will really make me think twice before chasing a semi again!"

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:

http://vagina.rotten.com/animals/satandog.jpg


<hr></blockquote>


"Oh yeah? Well you should see what I did to the cat!"

[SamuraiiSam]

http://vagina.rotten.com/animals/satandog.jpg

Interviewer: "So, what happened exactly?"

Dog: "I don't know, man. Me and some friends were strolling down the street when all of a sudden we were attacked by rabid toy poodles! I mean, there were like 10 of them! They were jumping through the air, this way and that way! We didn't have a chance..."

[LOTR]

i never knew that fitching a bone would be this hard

[SamuraiiSam]

fitching?....lol

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://vagina.rotten.com/animals/satandog.jpg

I'm lookin' for the man that shot my Pa(w)!

[ 11-28-2001: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]</p>

[Superman]

Why the crap can't I see these pics?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>Why the crap can't I see these pics?</strong><hr></blockquote>Because you're an idiot.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Because you're an idiot.</strong><hr></blockquote>

No, Olorin has already mastered that art.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

No, Olorin has already mastered that art.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Right....Olorin..I've just been getting so confused tonite. Sorry.

[thebtskink]

http://vagina.rotten.com/animals/satandog.jpg


"Bwahahaha... My plan worked out PERFECTLY! Camouflaged as a light shade, I will RULE THE WORLD!!!"

[slinger]

Well first of all great site address for that pic...

http://vagina.rotten.com/animals/satandog.jpg

"So, Sparky did you have a rough time on the New York City subway system?" "You should see the other dog, limp wrist!"

[Link]

http://vagina.rotten.com/animals/satandog.jpg
Satans pet released on the Terrorists

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

No, Olorin has already mastered that art.</strong><hr></blockquote>

No I haven't! Not yet!

[Optimus Prime]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>
http://vagina.rotten.com/animals/satandog.jpg
[ 11-28-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

O.K. So I didn't look both ways before crossing the street.

[SamuraiiSam]

Are we gonna start voting yet? If so, I vote for Frizzo. Ha Ha!

[pixiness]

My vote goes to Frizzo also

[Link]

I vote for Moe

[Madness]

I just wanna put mine in now:

http://vagina.rotten.com/animals/satandog.jpg

"Yah, I know it looks goofy, but we get excellent reception at my house now."

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>No I haven't! Not yet!</strong><hr></blockquote>

It takes great patience and discipline, I've been working on it for years but have not even left basic training.

[JBond]

I vote for Madness.

[Optimus Prime]

I vote for Frizzo

[slinger]

AHHHH I'll go with Frizzo's.

[LOTR]

i never knew fitchinga bone would be this hard

[Link]

We already heard you LOTR and you still spelled fetching wrong.

[Moe Szyslak]

Frizzo
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[SamuraiiSam]

Frizzo wins again?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by ryanblair2:
<strong>Frizzo wins again?</strong><hr></blockquote>Its hard work being this damn funny! j/k I'll give it till tomorrow, and we'll see who wins....

[Con-Air]

vote for me

[Doomsday]

That's the last time I pee on an electric fence!

[Wood]

I was gonna vote for Frizzo, but then Con-Air said vote for me. I mean what would you have done in my position?

[Con-Air]

Yes, my power over the masses is finally at hand. Bow down before me!!!

(Doomsday hits Con-Air with a shovel)

[Doomsday]

HaHa, fool!

(Con-Air starts biting Doomsday's ankle)

[Con-Air]

Now who has the lower hand!!

(Doomsday starts stomping on Con-Air)

[Con-Air]

Now who has the lower hand!!

(Doomsday starts stomping on Con-Air)

[Wood]

I..hello? What are you d-GAAHHGG!!!

(Doomsday starts gnawing on Wood's forearm)

[Doomsday]

MMMMMMMMMMM, forearm. High fiber!

[Wood]

Oh, man! This is great. Just great. I got no forearm! What the hell am I supposed to do now, huh?

[Doomsday]

Hey, it could be worse. I got no legs!

[Wood]

Yeah, guess you guys have had it pretty rough, huh? I hear Olorin got his left eye sucked out by the Yeti yesterday.

[Con-Air]

I like your style Wood, you're going to fit in just fine around he..... AAAAAAAA

(Con-Air charges at Wood and hits him in the face with a shovel)

[Doomsday]

[quote]Originally posted by Wood:
<strong>Yeah, guess you guys have had it pretty rough, huh? I hear Olorin got his left eye sucked out by the Yeti yesterday.</strong><hr></blockquote>

It was a Sasquatch, fool!

[Con-Air]

Hey Dooms, look over there

(Con-Air raises shovel)

[Doomsday]

Yeeeeeeeees?

DOH!

[Con-Air]

(smacks Doomsday across face with shovel)

[Doomsday]

Ow, my face hurts!

(Doomsday bites Con-Air's cheeck, like Hannibal Lecter)

[Con-Air]

Let's put aside out fighting, how about I buy you a drink in the club?

[Link]

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>Let's put aside out fighting, how about I buy you a drink in the club?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Don't forget to put the poison in the drink!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Con-Air:
<strong>Let's put aside out fighting, how about I buy you a drink in the club?</strong><hr></blockquote>

What'll you have? Rum and Cokes are on special tonight.
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[SamuraiiSam]

HA! Are you guys messing with JBond's thread? When he finds out........ :D

[THE ICEMAN COMETH]

http://vagina.rotten.com/animals/satandog.jpg

SEE WHAT I GET FOR HUMPING A CHRISTIAN'S LEG! I THINK I'LL STICK TO DEVIL WORSHIPERS LIKE THE GUYS IN THESE FORUMS. ;)

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Wood:
<strong>Yeah, guess you guys have had it pretty rough, huh? I hear Olorin got his left eye sucked out by the Yeti yesterday.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Holy geez, it was my right eye! Are you stupid or something? Left is over here &lt;---- and right is over there ----&gt;

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by ryanblair2:
<strong>HA! Are you guys messing with JBond's thread? When he finds out........ :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh no, I'm quite used to it now. I guess Frizzo won...AGAIN :rolleyes: SO he can post a picture

[Wood]

Do you guys ever get the sense that some of our jokes are really morbid and unnecessary?

(Spears chipmunk on katana sword)

[pixiness]

: :p lants a big wet kiss on Wood's lips::

Now if we cut out the morbid, unnecessary humor, I'D have to cut out the flirting... and you don't want that do you?

::flitters away::

[Wood]

Con-Air kind of broke my nose, and I'm in no condition to do any flirting right now, thanks very much. I don't know if my mouth is full of blood or pennies.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

Oh no, I'm quite used to it now. I guess Frizzo won...AGAIN :rolleyes: SO he can post a picture</strong><hr></blockquote>Well excuse me!! Its not my fault that I'm this damn funny! oh..wait, I guess it is!

[Doomsday]

Well post the pic so I can win for once!

[Frizzo the Clown]

I'm working on it! Get off my back!!

[Doomsday]

DAMMIT FRIZZO! POST THE PICTURE! POST IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Don't make me be a picture Nazi. "No Picture for you!" ;)

[Doomsday]

"COME BACK 1 YEAR!"

[LOTR]

just back off he will post the pic

[SamuraiiSam]

when?....hehe

[Frizzo the Clown]

Maybe never, if you guys don't quit b*tchin'! ;) I should have one up tomorrow....relax.

[Madness]

Well, today is tommorrow!!! So I'm gonna go look for a pic, and if nothings up when I get back.......BAM!!!!! CHAOS IN THE FORUMS!! HAHAHAH, I'll have posted a pic and even though I didn't win!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!! Oooo, I'm evil....

[Frizzo the Clown]

Here you go fellas!! The new pic.
http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg

[rustysharp6901]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Here you go fellas!! The new pic.
http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

Uh, boss how many midgets did we order again?

[Godzilla]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg

Hey Shrek! Don't leave me hangin'!

[Oj]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg

The effects Viagra has on donkeys.

[ 12-01-2001: Message edited by: Oj ]</p>

[Optimus Prime]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg
O.K. who fead my donkey heliom!

[Doomsday]

WTF? Can you guys see the pic? I have the little X. What happened?

[Madness]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg

The Taliban sends in the heavy artillery.......

[Godzilla]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg

The Taliban sends in the heavy artillery.......</strong><hr></blockquote>

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This one already gets my vote!

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Here you go fellas!! The new pic.
http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

When Madam Abdulla, queen of the gypsies, tested her super-strong love potion on her horse, it did not bode well for the man walking by in the blue robe.

[LOTR]

yes!!!!! i won the jumping donkey contest

[slinger]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg

Al Gore's donkey waits outside a Afghanistan barber shop, as the loser of 2000 gets his beard shaved off hoping this will get him some votes in the next Afghanistan Election.

(You got this from Maxim)

[Nilade]

I'm not even going to post. Madness gets my vote.

[Nilade]

[quote]http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg<hr></blockquote>

Ahh, to hell with it!

ALIENS SIGHTED IN AFGHANISTAN

Early this morning in Afghanistan, near a Taliban inhabited town, an alien spacecraft was sighted by locals. Witnesses watched in amazement as it used its tractor beam to lift up a jackass. A strange voice from the craft was heard saying, "We have come for your leader! We have come for your leader!" Hey, everybody makes mistakes. Eyewitnesses say...(story cont. on page 5)

[ 12-01-2001: Message edited by: Nilade ]</p>

[thebtskink]

[QB]Here you go fellas!! The new pic.
http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg

Ass drops its load.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg<hr></blockquote>

Donkey's owner:

"The same thing happens when my wife sits on the cart."
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[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>
(You got this from Maxim)</strong><hr></blockquote>Did I? Actaully, I got it off of another website. Is it form Maxim? No wonder it looks kinda familiar!

[Oj]

Yeah, I've seen this pic on several sites.

[slinger]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Did I? Actaully, I got it off of another website. Is it form Maxim? No wonder it looks kinda familiar!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah it was a pic from their own Caption contest.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>

Yeah it was a pic from their own Caption contest.</strong><hr></blockquote>That should make it easy for you then!

[Link]

r [quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Here you go fellas!! The new pic.
http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

*Adult Material''

''Maybe we put too much cocaine on the load''
''Really? I thought it was because Osama just had sex with the donkey''.

[SamuraiiSam]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg

THIS JUST IN!:

Osama Bin Ladin has been found and captured...

[bbf2]

200th post in this thread!

[JBond]

LOL!!!

Madness and thebtskink, yours were both hilarious! :D :D You both get my vote


http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg

Donkey: Wow that driver is a real ass.

Driver: Wow that animal is a real ass.

[LOTR]

am so hony (i think thats how u SPELL it)

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>am so hony (i think thats how u SPELL it)</strong><hr></blockquote>

Is that supposed to be horny or honey?
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[pixiness]

http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg

Will the owner of the 1945 wagon please come to the parking lot? It's about your ass.

[SamuraiiSam]

I vote for thebtskink

[LOTR]

[quote] s that supposed to be horny or honey? <hr></blockquote>
horny hes saying it to the man

[tyler_durden]

[QB]http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg


Another game of pin the tail on the donkey goes bad.

[tyler_durden]

My vote goes to Nilade's.

[rustysharp6901]

thebtskink gets my vote too

[Moe Szyslak]

btskink
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[pixiness]

Godzilla

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>http://uv3.homestead.com/files/0150.jpg

The Taliban sends in the heavy artillery.......</strong><hr></blockquote>

*Ahem* Just reminding you guys..... For your consideration...........

[Optimus Prime]

Madness.

[Oj]

Madness

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>am so hony (i think thats how u SPELL it)</strong><hr></blockquote>

I have a wierd feeling that LOTR is not even qualified to enter a PG13 flick alone.

[thebtskink]

thebtskink ttp://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

[Con-Air]

I like Durden's

[LOTR]

Madness.

[JBond]

It looks like Madness is the winner.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>It looks like Madness is the winner.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I don't know, bkstink is giving him a run.
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[JBond]

Madness is a ahead by 2.

[Nilade]

Let's just say Madness wins. I'm ready for a new caption already. This is more fun than a pool full of mayonaise! :D :D :D

[LOTR]

am with nilade

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Nilade:
<strong>Let's just say Madness wins. I'm ready for a new caption already. This is more fun than a pool full of mayonaise! :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

I like your attitude!! You'll go far in this world, kid. Stick with me and you'll see things that you could only see on heavy acid or oven cleaner............

Mmmmm, mayonaise.................

[ 12-03-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]</p>

[Madness]

Changed the pic......
This one should be fun...........

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg

I'll post a caption for fun:

"Doesn't it seem like we've been standing here a long time??"

[ 12-03-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]</p>

[LOTR]

am the king of the world

[rustysharp6901]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg

Where are those women in the red suits?

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg
Jack, when I said that I wanted to be with you forever, this isn't quite what I meant!

[Olorin]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg

Skeleton in front: Damn, this just had to happen when your pelvis was pressed up against my ass, didn't it?

Skeleton in back: :D

[LOTR]

jack u can let go of me now :D :D

[Doomsday]

Technically speaking, skeletons cannot talk, because not only are they nonliving matter, but they have no vocal chords to use in order to release sound. Next time, lets ues a more politically correct picture.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>Technically speaking, skeletons cannot talk, because not only are they nonliving matter, but they have no vocal chords to use in order to release sound. Next time, lets ues a more politically correct picture.</strong><hr></blockquote>

This is my fist *points to fist*, that is your face *points to Dooms' face*, and they will soon both be right here *points to an empty point in space just behind Dooms' head*. Get the idea, my friend?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

This is my fist *points to fist*, that is your face *points to Dooms' face*, and they will soon both be right here *points to an empty point in space just behind Dooms' head*. Get the idea, my friend?</strong><hr></blockquote>
Your hand is gonna teleport?

[SamuraiiSam]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>I just wanna put mine in now:

http://vagina.rotten.com/animals/satandog.jpg

"Yah, I know it looks goofy, but we get excellent reception at my house now."</strong><hr></blockquote>


And dogs can talk?

[bbf2]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg

Girl: Oh no! There's an iceberg up ahead! We're doing to die doing this!

Guy: HELL YEAH!

[SamuraiiSam]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg

"How long do I have to flap my arms before we get to the top???"

[Link]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Madness:
[QB]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg


Agent 87 went too far when he bought a fish tank.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
Your hand is gonna teleport?</strong><hr></blockquote>

More than that, it's gonna "DESTROPORT"!

:( Dang, that was lame... even for me.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

More than that, it's gonna "DESTROPORT"!

:( Dang, that was lame... even for me.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I hate to say this but, yeah....that was.

[Con-Air]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg

That's the longest he's ever held a bone.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
I hate to say this but, yeah....that was.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You know that you enjoyed that... punk.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

You know that you enjoyed that... punk.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Hehe....am I that transparent? I enjoyed that emmensely!!

[Madness]

:D Good one Con-air!1.........

[Con-Air]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong> :D Good one Con-air!1.........</strong><hr></blockquote>

Thank you, I try.

:D

[Olorin]

Who says we vote again? I mean, geez... I really want to have a go at some more pictures. I know I'll never win, but winning isn't everyth... winning is... it is! *sobs*

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg

Do you think James has the perfect shot yet?

<hr></blockquote>
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[Doomsday]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

This is my fist *points to fist*, that is your face *points to Dooms' face*, and they will soon both be right here *points to an empty point in space just behind Dooms' head*. Get the idea, my friend?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Now, technically, two objects cannot be at exactly the same point without being molecularly bonded.............

[bbf2]

We should probably make it so people who have won before can't post another pic again after this . . . but they can still post captions for fun, I guess.

[Optimus Prime]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>http://www.veryfunnypics.com/titanic/liveon.jpg
</strong><hr></blockquote>

Skeleton 1: I feel like we've been standing here for a decade or two.
Skeleton 2: My arms are dead sour.