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Deexan
06-16-2012, 05:30 PM
http://www.lazypic.com/images/73crazy_situation_2.jpg

"Huh, usually they s**t themselves after they see me..."

Ramplate
06-16-2012, 05:37 PM
http://www.lazypic.com/images/73crazy_situation_2.jpg

To run, or not to run - either way you'll die all pooped out.

:meanie:

Ewok Droppings
06-20-2012, 11:03 AM
Ramp

JBond
06-20-2012, 02:50 PM
Deex

Deexan
06-20-2012, 04:39 PM
Ramp

Ramplate
06-20-2012, 06:33 PM
Deex

Nilade
06-21-2012, 12:24 AM
Deexan

Ramplate
06-22-2012, 05:20 PM
looks like Deexan

Deexan
06-22-2012, 06:35 PM
Cool, I've had one ready for a while:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6108/capit.jpg

Ramplate
06-22-2012, 07:04 PM
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6108/capit.jpg
"Uh-oh Boo Boo, I think the jig is up! Hello, Mr. Ranger. I'd watch out for that first step - It's a LOO-LOO!"

Ewok Droppings
06-22-2012, 10:05 PM
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6108/capit.jpg

"You guys HAVE to try this - the spring is AMAZING!"

Cowboy Cop - "I've got next!"

JBond
06-22-2012, 10:07 PM
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6108/capit.jpg

So far, science has been unable to explain why anti-grav only works on bears.

Nilade
06-23-2012, 04:43 PM
Wow, all three of those are gems. Not even going to try to compete. If I have to choose one, it would be Ewok Droppings.

FilmJerk
06-24-2012, 11:40 PM
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6108/capit.jpg

"Anyone else craving a bear claw right now?"

JBond
06-24-2012, 11:54 PM
Ramplate

Ewok Droppings
06-25-2012, 12:21 AM
JBond

Deexan
06-25-2012, 02:53 PM
J-Bone

Ewok Droppings
06-29-2012, 07:04 PM
next

JBond
06-29-2012, 08:05 PM
Alright, I'll take it.

JBond
06-29-2012, 08:51 PM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403239954.jpg

Ramplate
06-29-2012, 09:06 PM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403239954.jpg
"...and back in the 21's century, this was a playful creature called the Monkey. They swam in the ocean and built huge concrete dams with their tails."

Nilade
06-29-2012, 10:22 PM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403239954.jpg

The world's most inconvenient litter box...

Brock Landers
06-30-2012, 12:26 AM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403239954.jpg

"And in what is being viewed as a stark snapshot of Mr. Jobs' mental health towards the end of his life, Apple today has unveiled the iCat, designed to scratch you randomly and do absolutely nothing that you tell it to do."

Deexan
06-30-2012, 05:04 AM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403239954.jpg

Justin Timberlake and Lonely Island spared no expense in the marketing of their upcoming single, 'Pussy In A Box'.

Ser Ty Of Ross
07-01-2012, 01:57 AM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403239954.jpg

Schroedingers first failed experiment.

Ramplate
07-02-2012, 06:47 AM
Ser Ty (but just barely beats Nilade - that one made me chuckle)

JBond
07-02-2012, 03:08 PM
A lot of funny ones.

Tyross.

Ser Ty Of Ross
07-03-2012, 07:47 AM
Brock

Ewok Droppings
07-03-2012, 10:26 AM
Ty

JBond
07-03-2012, 03:37 PM
You can take it, Ty.

Ser Ty Of Ross
07-04-2012, 02:01 AM
In honor of July 4th.....

http://www.fakechineserubberplant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sarah-palin-gun-bikini.jpg

Brock Landers
07-04-2012, 02:52 AM
http://www.fakechineserubberplant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sarah-palin-gun-bikini.jpg

"Evolution is a strange and yet wholly explainable process. Just imagine: three generations of inbreeding just to produce the North American moronicus americanas. It is a fascinating process." -- Charles Darwin.

Wyldstaar
07-04-2012, 05:19 PM
http://www.fakechineserubberplant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sarah-palin-gun-bikini.jpg

We don't have any fireworks, so I'm just gonna use this. Don't worry, I'll be safe with it. I'm gonna aim it over my back yard toward Russia!

JBond
07-04-2012, 06:57 PM
http://www.fakechineserubberplant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sarah-palin-gun-bikini.jpg

Not pictured: John McCain

Ramplate
07-04-2012, 09:33 PM
http://www.fakechineserubberplant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sarah-palin-gun-bikini.jpg

“We saw where Paul Revere hung out as a teenager, which was something new to learn. He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free and we were going to be armed.”


(sad thing is - that's an actual quote :P)

Nilade
07-04-2012, 09:36 PM
http://www.fakechineserubberplant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sarah-palin-gun-bikini.jpg

The ATF finally exposes the real Tea Party.

Ewok Droppings
07-06-2012, 04:15 PM
http://factcheckcms.bootnetworks.com/demos/factcheck/imagefiles/image/2008/September/2008_9_8_Sliming%20Palin/Elizabeth_Bikini_Rifle.jpg

"I'm gonna shoot the next bastard who photoshops my picture!"

JBond
07-06-2012, 04:50 PM
Nilade.

Ramplate
07-06-2012, 05:02 PM
Brock

Deexan
07-06-2012, 07:32 PM
Nilade

Nilade
07-06-2012, 09:48 PM
Ewok

Ser Ty Of Ross
07-07-2012, 02:15 AM
I'm with JBond

Ewok Droppings
07-07-2012, 02:39 AM
Wyld

Brock Landers
07-08-2012, 04:28 PM
JBond

JBond
07-08-2012, 08:04 PM
Mind if I take it, Nilade?

Nilade
07-08-2012, 08:41 PM
All yours. :)

JBond
07-08-2012, 10:43 PM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403333586.jpg

Ramplate
07-09-2012, 08:07 AM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403333586.jpg

"Ok, so that's four Mcshami kabob on lavash, four triple thick Dugh, and three kalah chuquki. Do you want 40millimeter rounds with that?"



(translation: shami kabob = spiced lamb kabob shaped like a hotdog, lavash = flatbread often used to hold food, Dugh = a yogurt drink, kala chuquki = battered deep fried bird heads)

Ser Ty Of Ross
07-09-2012, 09:15 AM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403333586.jpg

DO YOU CALL THAT A BIG MAC SOLDIER

Ewok Droppings
07-09-2012, 10:44 AM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403333586.jpg

"Are you sure I can't have it my way?"

Frizzo the Clown
07-09-2012, 11:55 AM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403333586.jpg

McDonald's: At least we're still better than MRE's.

Knerys
07-09-2012, 01:19 PM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403333586.jpg
The war on Obesity just got real.

JBond
07-09-2012, 02:11 PM
:funny:

Brock Landers
07-09-2012, 07:06 PM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403333586.jpg

This is a picture from the early days of the War on Terror, circa 2002, when President George W. Bush pledged to use the full might of the U.S. military to do away with "evil-doers" and "Terry, that dick who works at McDonald's and never puts the right toy in the President's Happy Meal."

JBond
07-09-2012, 07:39 PM
A callback to when Best Caption was easy because Bush was president. I like it.

Brock Landers
07-09-2012, 08:00 PM
A callback to when Best Caption was easy because Bush was president. I like it.

I don't know why, but making a Bush joke just felt right. It was either that or a Chris Christie joke.

JBond
07-09-2012, 08:21 PM
I watch a lot of Conan. Chris Christie jokes are getting old.

Brock Landers
07-09-2012, 08:27 PM
I watch a lot of Conan. Chris Christie jokes are getting old.

True, but I really like the idea of Chris Christie being so protective of his food that he sends a fully-equipped Humvee to pick it up. I'm imagining a Marine running with a vat of fries and yelling "GO! GO! GO! FRIES ARE SECURE!"

JBond
07-09-2012, 08:36 PM
That is a good joke, though.

Ramplate
07-09-2012, 08:44 PM
i thought of another one too lol

Nilade
07-10-2012, 12:01 AM
I was going to do one, but I'm just going to vote for Brock.

Deexan
07-10-2012, 06:52 AM
I'm also going with Brock's late entry.

Honourable mention to Knerys.

Ramplate
07-10-2012, 07:02 AM
Yeah Brock


My other caption was something like - "Ok, that'll be 870.84 Afghani, while you are waiting for your order please pull ahead to the sign marked I.E.D."

Yeah they can't all be gems:P

Ewok Droppings
07-10-2012, 11:58 AM
Ramp

JBond
07-10-2012, 02:54 PM
Knerys

Brock Landers
07-10-2012, 03:43 PM
Knerys

JBond
07-10-2012, 04:38 PM
I think you can take it, Brock.

Brock Landers
07-10-2012, 07:08 PM
I have no idea if this one has been done before, but here's a recent classic:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17j6anaxk00s3jpg/xlarge.jpg

JBond
07-10-2012, 10:40 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17j6anaxk00s3jpg/xlarge.jpg

"Oooo... Its the Big One... You hear that Elizabeth... I'm comin' to you, I'm comin' home to Georgia!"

Nilade
07-11-2012, 03:50 AM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17j6anaxk00s3jpg/xlarge.jpg

The world watched in horror as the Presidential bath salts began to take effect...

Ewok Droppings
07-11-2012, 06:20 AM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17j6anaxk00s3jpg/xlarge.jpg

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number - so call me maybe"

Deexan
07-11-2012, 06:58 AM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17j6anaxk00s3jpg/xlarge.jpg

The POTUS's first official, State-funded LSD trip was a resounding success.

Brock Landers
07-12-2012, 07:34 PM
Shall we vote now?

It was tough, but I'm going with Deexan -- Nilade at a close 2nd.

JBond
07-12-2012, 08:35 PM
Nilade

Ramplate
07-12-2012, 09:14 PM
Deexan

Deexan
07-13-2012, 06:46 AM
Nilade

Nilade
07-13-2012, 09:41 AM
Deexan

Ewok Droppings
07-15-2012, 11:22 PM
Nilade

JBond
07-16-2012, 12:12 AM
Tie.

Ewok Droppings
07-16-2012, 10:47 AM
OK, Tie can post one then

Ser Ty Of Ross
07-16-2012, 12:09 PM
I didn't even put one up I'm not posting a new one ;)

JBond
07-16-2012, 02:43 PM
First person to find a good photo can post it.

Deexan
07-16-2012, 06:35 PM
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5396/twip12071207ssfull.jpg

JBond
07-16-2012, 07:43 PM
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5396/twip12071207ssfull.jpg

After being deported, Nickelback decided to tour the Middle East.

Brock Landers
07-16-2012, 07:46 PM
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5396/twip12071207ssfull.jpg

Israel has now resorted to Operation Douchebag, which consists of blasting Creed 24/7 and driving their Trans-Am way too fast through the neighborhood at all hours of the night.

NOTE: I originally wrote "Nickelback," but then I saw that Jibbs beat me to the reference. And there's not enough room here in dis here town for two of 'em. Yep. **spits tobacco**

Ramplate
07-16-2012, 10:50 PM
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5396/twip12071207ssfull.jpg

"Halilililililililililililil!!!!!!!!" *BANG-BANG!*

Ewok Droppings
07-17-2012, 12:49 AM
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5396/twip12071207ssfull.jpg

"Oh no! Not another Obama speech on peace!"

Ser Ty Of Ross
07-17-2012, 01:44 AM
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5396/twip12071207ssfull.jpg

Finally fed up with all the peacekeeping BS Canada sends in their secret weapon..... Celine Dion

Knerys
07-17-2012, 02:38 AM
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5396/twip12071207ssfull.jpg
Prof. Xaiver's School for the Gifted: Middle Eastern Branch.

Nilade
07-19-2012, 02:33 AM
Knerys

Brock Landers
07-19-2012, 02:35 AM
Knerys

JBond
07-19-2012, 02:44 AM
Knerys

Ewok Droppings
07-20-2012, 10:41 AM
Knerys

Deexan
07-20-2012, 12:07 PM
J-Bone

JBond
07-20-2012, 02:45 PM
You can take it, Knerys.

Ramplate
07-22-2012, 07:44 PM
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1


White cow in a snow storm

Knerys
07-22-2012, 09:17 PM
Sorry, got distracted. Looking for one now.

Knerys
07-22-2012, 09:53 PM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/so-happy-17.jpg

Ser Ty Of Ross
07-22-2012, 10:05 PM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/so-happy-17.jpg

..... and that was the last time I did LSD

Ramplate
07-22-2012, 10:14 PM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/so-happy-17.jpg
Hanging crooked pictures on the wall can cause a lot of pandemonium

JBond
07-22-2012, 11:27 PM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/so-happy-17.jpg

Dom
Robert
Eames
Aarthur
Ming-Ming
Saito

Ewok Droppings
07-23-2012, 12:52 AM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/so-happy-17.jpg

In New York, they have invented a new way to deal with Panda Express addiction.

Nilade
07-23-2012, 01:08 AM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/so-happy-17.jpg

After the crowds became un-bear-able, the scene soon erupted into pandamonium. After that, all these pandas just kinda showed up...

Deexan
07-23-2012, 04:37 AM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/so-happy-17.jpg

There were no survivors.

Ewok Droppings
07-24-2012, 02:25 PM
Deex

JBond
07-24-2012, 03:05 PM
Deex

Nilade
07-24-2012, 03:54 PM
Deexan

Deexan
07-24-2012, 05:30 PM
Nilade

Ewok Droppings
07-26-2012, 09:26 AM
next

Nilade
07-26-2012, 09:46 AM
Take it away Deex

Deexan
07-26-2012, 10:31 AM
http://db2.stb.s-msn.com/i/7F/9CBDB05C255393537B60EAD038A987.jpg

Ewok Droppings
07-26-2012, 11:29 AM
http://db2.stb.s-msn.com/i/7F/9CBDB05C255393537B60EAD038A987.jpg

The crowd goes wild as the auditions for Paris Hilton's reality show "My New BFF" season 2 are under way!

Frizzo the Clown
07-26-2012, 11:31 AM
http://db2.stb.s-msn.com/i/7F/9CBDB05C255393537B60EAD038A987.jpg
Contestants from the 25th annual "Escape From Frizzo's Basement" Marathon.

As you can see, we got sponsors this year.

Ramplate
07-26-2012, 01:00 PM
http://db2.stb.s-msn.com/i/7F/9CBDB05C255393537B60EAD038A987.jpg
And then runner number 3 spontaneously began to hover, gaining no traction.
She failed to finish the race.

Knerys
07-26-2012, 02:00 PM
http://db2.stb.s-msn.com/i/7F/9CBDB05C255393537B60EAD038A987.jpg
In other news, there was a sharp spike in reported ankle injuries today. Experts are still weighing in on this sudden epidemic.

JBond
07-26-2012, 02:14 PM
http://db2.stb.s-msn.com/i/7F/9CBDB05C255393537B60EAD038A987.jpg

High-heel racing is set to be the newest Olympic event in the 2012 games. In other news, America has been voted the most hated country for the 29th straight year.

Ser Ty Of Ross
07-27-2012, 09:18 AM
http://db2.stb.s-msn.com/i/7F/9CBDB05C255393537B60EAD038A987.jpg

Contestant #3 would later be disqualified when they found the springs in her heels.

JBond
07-27-2012, 02:31 PM
Knerys

Brock Landers
07-27-2012, 02:37 PM
Frizzo

Joe Cohen
07-27-2012, 02:41 PM
"That's too much power for one man to have"

Spike Lee's 'Malcolm X'

Deexan
07-27-2012, 03:36 PM
Ty

Ramplate
07-27-2012, 07:28 PM
Frizzo

Ser Ty Of Ross
07-27-2012, 08:01 PM
Ramplate

Knerys
07-27-2012, 08:15 PM
Frizzo

JBond
07-27-2012, 08:22 PM
You can take it, Frizzo.

Joe Cohen
07-27-2012, 08:47 PM
Hold Up!!! That B**** got sprinkles? LMAO :funny:

Frizzo the Clown
07-28-2012, 08:03 AM
http://www.nashvillescene.com/imager/i-will-shoot-your-senior-pictures-4-xtra-cheap-barter-maybe-i-need-lots-o/b/original/1486702/d030/caption_contest-forest-photo.jpg

Ramplate
07-28-2012, 08:22 AM
http://www.nashvillescene.com/imager/i-will-shoot-your-senior-pictures-4-xtra-cheap-barter-maybe-i-need-lots-o/b/original/1486702/d030/caption_contest-forest-photo.jpg
"'Do you mind if I photograph you in the nude,' he said, What a weirdo!"

Deexan
07-28-2012, 08:54 AM
http://www.nashvillescene.com/imager/i-will-shoot-your-senior-pictures-4-xtra-cheap-barter-maybe-i-need-lots-o/b/original/1486702/d030/caption_contest-forest-photo.jpg

"Goddamnit, that's so f**kin' sexy. HEY, LADY...CAN YOU GET OUTTA THE WAY?!"

Ser Ty Of Ross
07-28-2012, 12:20 PM
http://www.nashvillescene.com/imager/i-will-shoot-your-senior-pictures-4-xtra-cheap-barter-maybe-i-need-lots-o/b/original/1486702/d030/caption_contest-forest-photo.jpg

Ok now hug the wood.... no not the tree the wood

Ewok Droppings
07-29-2012, 09:14 AM
http://www.nashvillescene.com/imager/i-will-shoot-your-senior-pictures-4-xtra-cheap-barter-maybe-i-need-lots-o/b/original/1486702/d030/caption_contest-forest-photo.jpg

"Look at my package and give me that sexy look - yeah, like that! Hold it"

Knerys
07-29-2012, 09:21 AM
http://www.nashvillescene.com/imager/i-will-shoot-your-senior-pictures-4-xtra-cheap-barter-maybe-i-need-lots-o/b/original/1486702/d030/caption_contest-forest-photo.jpg
Today's agenda...
10am: Woodland Photo shoot
12pm: Cook Meth
4pm: F**k b***es

JBond
07-29-2012, 08:36 PM
http://www.nashvillescene.com/imager/i-will-shoot-your-senior-pictures-4-xtra-cheap-barter-maybe-i-need-lots-o/b/original/1486702/d030/caption_contest-forest-photo.jpg

"Show me sexy! *click* Yeah, that's stuff. *click* Show me sultry. Nice. *click* Now show me ashamed. YES! *click click* GOOD! *click* You're really selling shamed!! *click click click* Stop crying."

Ewok Droppings
08-01-2012, 02:46 PM
Knerys

JBond
08-01-2012, 03:06 PM
Ramplate

Brock Landers
08-01-2012, 03:44 PM
Knerys

Deexan
08-01-2012, 04:17 PM
Knerys

Ramplate
08-02-2012, 06:01 AM
jbond

Ser Ty Of Ross
08-02-2012, 07:44 AM
Deex

Frizzo the Clown
08-02-2012, 08:19 AM
Knerys

JBond
08-02-2012, 02:44 PM
You can take it, knerys.

Knerys
08-03-2012, 11:20 PM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/daily-morning-awesomeness-15.jpg

JBond
08-03-2012, 11:52 PM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/daily-morning-awesomeness-15.jpg

The "Make a Wish" Foundation will do anything for a child. Even the ones with dementia.

Starwars411
08-04-2012, 05:56 AM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/daily-morning-awesomeness-15.jpg

They see me rollin', they hatin'!

Ramplate
08-04-2012, 06:04 AM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/daily-morning-awesomeness-15.jpg
"Did you not hear me, Woman?!!?! I said ROLL FASTER! I'm gonna get those commie some *****es that took my knees!"

Deexan
08-04-2012, 06:41 AM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/daily-morning-awesomeness-15.jpg

The Rock felt that his latest role would finally earn him the Oscar he so richly deserves.

Ser Ty Of Ross
08-04-2012, 12:43 PM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/daily-morning-awesomeness-15.jpg

And that was the last showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"

Brock Landers
08-04-2012, 03:51 PM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/daily-morning-awesomeness-15.jpg

And, once again, as they've done for 100 years now, Amsterdam didn't get the memo that they weren't hosting The Olympics this year. In fact, as they've done for a century, they didn't even apply to be the host city. It's best we just stop telling them they're even happening.

Ewok Droppings
08-04-2012, 09:54 PM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/daily-morning-awesomeness-15.jpg

Leaked footage from the new season of "Hogan Knows Best".

Deexan
08-08-2012, 06:00 AM
Jibbs

Ramplate
08-08-2012, 06:16 AM
Starwars411

Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Ser Ty Of Ross
08-08-2012, 08:34 AM
I'm with JBond

JBond
08-08-2012, 12:32 PM
Starwars

Ewok Droppings
08-08-2012, 03:43 PM
StarWars

Ewok Droppings
08-10-2012, 10:10 PM
Next

JBond
08-10-2012, 10:11 PM
Starwars wins, I guess.

JBond
08-12-2012, 12:59 AM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403637268.jpg

Nilade
08-12-2012, 01:03 AM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403637268.jpg

Although she came in first place, Sarah was soon disqualified when judges suspected her excessive use of illegal hormone injections.

Ser Ty Of Ross
08-12-2012, 08:50 AM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403637268.jpg

Of course after this stunning upset she became completely unbearable.

Ramplate
08-12-2012, 09:51 AM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403637268.jpg
Wow he barely finished first!

Deexan
08-12-2012, 01:01 PM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403637268.jpg

When a time-traveling ape from the future landed in front of George Bush Jr.'s Whitehouse in a spacecraft nobody believed his story.

"Prove it," they said. "You're full of it," men cried.

"I'm an ape...and I'm talking to you."

"Beat some ladies in a race, then we'll believe ya," said the President.

"What?!"

After much ado, the ape raced. And the ape won the race. But Bush reneged on his promise and rumour has it that he was sent to North Korea with a solitary handler: Rick Moranis.

This photo is all that remains of this fraudulent spacemonkey. Or was he?

JBond
08-12-2012, 05:42 PM
Can I vote for Deexan to lose?

Deexan
08-12-2012, 08:05 PM
:mad:

Ewok Droppings
08-12-2012, 09:57 PM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403637268.jpg

Jamaica enters a bear into the 100m contest and still wins gold.

JBond
08-12-2012, 10:04 PM
Just for giggles, here's mine:

"Then he ate them all, proving it wasn't really that good of an idea."

Nilade
08-14-2012, 03:20 AM
I gotta go with Deexan. That was pretty ambitious. Plus, he had a Rick Moranis cameo.

JBond
08-14-2012, 03:54 AM
Ewok.

Deexan
08-14-2012, 04:48 AM
Nilade

Ramplate
08-14-2012, 04:58 AM
Nilade

Ser Ty Of Ross
08-14-2012, 10:12 AM
JBond

Ewok Droppings
08-15-2012, 07:53 PM
Ty

JBond
08-15-2012, 07:54 PM
You can take it, Nilade.

Nilade
08-15-2012, 08:14 PM
K, will post after work tonight.

Nilade
08-16-2012, 03:27 AM
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8314/rednecktimeoutbj7.jpg

JBond
08-16-2012, 03:40 AM
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8314/rednecktimeoutbj7.jpg

Poor duck.

Ser Ty Of Ross
08-16-2012, 07:02 AM
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8314/rednecktimeoutbj7.jpg

Thank God redneck Spidur Man saved my baby.

Ramplate
08-16-2012, 07:21 AM
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8314/rednecktimeoutbj7.jpg

Redneck time out


(yeah I've seen that one)

Ewok Droppings
08-19-2012, 11:29 AM
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8314/rednecktimeoutbj7.jpg

How Britney Spears watches the kids backstage during her concerts.

Matrix_Fan
08-19-2012, 01:40 PM
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8314/rednecktimeoutbj7.jpg

The sequel to Prometheus had to take some budget cuts.

JBond
08-19-2012, 02:08 PM
Ramplate

Deexan
08-19-2012, 03:52 PM
Ty

Ser Ty Of Ross
08-19-2012, 06:03 PM
Jibbond

Ewok Droppings
08-19-2012, 06:16 PM
Ramplate

Nilade
08-19-2012, 09:48 PM
Ty

Ramplate
08-20-2012, 02:08 AM
Ty

Ewok Droppings
08-21-2012, 12:40 PM
Looks like it's Ty

JBond
08-21-2012, 02:39 PM
Doesn't look like a tie at all, Tyross clearly won.

Ser Ty Of Ross
08-21-2012, 05:04 PM
Booyah.... wait do people still say booyah?

http://lambretta.me.uk/usualsuspects/images/weirdo-girl.jpg

(Changed the pic as the last link didn't work)

Ewok Droppings
08-21-2012, 06:14 PM
Link broken :(

Ramplate
08-22-2012, 08:33 AM
http://lambretta.me.uk/usualsuspects/images/weirdo-girl.jpg
Practicing for December 21, 2012
Put your head between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye.

Deexan
08-22-2012, 12:37 PM
http://lambretta.me.uk/usualsuspects/images/weirdo-girl.jpg

The alien menace from The Thing finally infiltrates suburban America.

Ewok Droppings
08-22-2012, 02:04 PM
http://lambretta.me.uk/usualsuspects/images/weirdo-girl.jpg

Alice is seen once again trying to "go down the rabbit hole".

Ewok Droppings
08-24-2012, 03:53 PM
Any others?

JBond
08-24-2012, 04:03 PM
Deex

Ramplate
08-24-2012, 05:16 PM
Ewok

Deexan
08-24-2012, 06:30 PM
Ewok

Ewok Droppings
08-25-2012, 12:51 AM
Ramp

Nilade
08-25-2012, 03:23 AM
Ah!! I missed my chance for a caption!! I'll go with Ewok.

JBond
08-25-2012, 03:40 AM
You can take it, Ewok.

Ewok Droppings
08-25-2012, 01:52 PM
Can't remember if I've posted this one or not, so if I have I've got another one ready:

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/funny10.jpg

Ewok Droppings
08-26-2012, 11:47 PM
OK, is nobody feeling this one? I have another one if this one isn't good.

JBond
08-27-2012, 12:44 AM
Try another one.

Deexan
08-27-2012, 06:09 AM
Real photos are more effective, when it's been Photoshopped it's like the joke has already been told so there's not much more to add.

Ewok Droppings
08-27-2012, 10:24 AM
For Knerys:

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/StarTrekFunny.jpg

Deexan
08-27-2012, 12:18 PM
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/StarTrekFunny.jpg

Meanwhile, on the USS Enterprise mess deck...

"I told you to go easy on the Vulcan chillies!"

JBond
08-27-2012, 04:18 PM
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/StarTrekFunny.jpg

"KHAAAAAAAAA!... There's something in my throat! KHAAAAAAAACK! *cough* Ahh, there we go."

Knerys
08-27-2012, 07:28 PM
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/StarTrekFunny.jpg
Hey I just met you, and this crazy...
But here's my number so call me, maybe

Nilade
08-27-2012, 11:12 PM
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/StarTrekFunny.jpg

Oppa Gungnam Style!!

Ok, I might be the only one who gets that reference...

Ewok Droppings
08-28-2012, 01:45 PM
Just for kicks:

Spock, in his dry Vulcan "humor", teaches everyone the Vulcan neck pinch backwards.

Ser Ty Of Ross
08-28-2012, 03:36 PM
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/StarTrekFunny.jpg

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!!

Ramplate
08-28-2012, 04:52 PM
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/eulbricht/StarTrekFunny.jpg

The William Shatner School of Overacting.

JBond
08-28-2012, 06:03 PM
Ramplate

Ramplate
08-28-2012, 06:16 PM
Deexan

Ewok Droppings
08-28-2012, 08:36 PM
JBond

Deexan
08-29-2012, 05:18 AM
Ramp

Ser Ty Of Ross
08-29-2012, 10:50 AM
JBondage

Nilade
08-30-2012, 07:31 PM
Jibbs

Ewok Droppings
08-31-2012, 07:53 PM
Looks like it's JBond

JBond
08-31-2012, 11:08 PM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403809886.jpg

Ramplate
08-31-2012, 11:23 PM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403809886.jpg
Yes, it was the dinner where her parents flipped her the angry bird. Everybody hates you, Karen!

Ser Ty Of Ross
09-01-2012, 02:28 AM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403809886.jpg

Seconds later little Mikey took revenge for millions of little green pigs.

Deexan
09-01-2012, 07:07 AM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403809886.jpg

"Let me have the mouth-piece and nobody gets hurt."

Ramplate
09-01-2012, 08:57 AM
Lol I didn't even notice the kid with the rifle lol Duh

Ewok Droppings
09-04-2012, 12:14 AM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/403809886.jpg

Suddenly the cake flew off the table, split into three and hit little Johnny, knocking his head slowly off until it popped on the floor for 5,000 points.

JBond
09-04-2012, 12:19 AM
The cake isn't blue.

MORON!!!

Ewok Droppings
09-04-2012, 12:23 AM
Suspension of disbelief damn you!

Deexan
09-04-2012, 07:06 AM
Ramp.

JBond
09-04-2012, 05:17 PM
Ser Ty of Ross

Ewok Droppings
09-06-2012, 12:46 PM
Ty

Ewok Droppings
09-07-2012, 12:03 PM
Bueller... Bueller...

Ramplate
09-07-2012, 12:05 PM
Ty

JBond
09-07-2012, 02:26 PM
You can take it, Ty.

Or someone could just post a picture.

Ser Ty Of Ross
09-08-2012, 12:37 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1uRPNcMDdpM/Trf4xwEVTkI/AAAAAAAAHKg/EvbqdcmDl2o/s1600/car+accident2.jpg

Ramplate
09-08-2012, 01:26 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1uRPNcMDdpM/Trf4xwEVTkI/AAAAAAAAHKg/EvbqdcmDl2o/s1600/car+accident2.jpg
Hey @BarackObama… I don’t drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don’t hit and run. The end. Amanda Bynes.

MMPRfilm
09-08-2012, 01:32 PM
wow

JBond
09-08-2012, 02:37 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1uRPNcMDdpM/Trf4xwEVTkI/AAAAAAAAHKg/EvbqdcmDl2o/s1600/car+accident2.jpg

Perpendicular parking.

Nilade
09-08-2012, 04:16 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1uRPNcMDdpM/Trf4xwEVTkI/AAAAAAAAHKg/EvbqdcmDl2o/s1600/car+accident2.jpg

The lengths people will go through to be able to use the carpool lane...

Knerys
09-08-2012, 09:47 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1uRPNcMDdpM/Trf4xwEVTkI/AAAAAAAAHKg/EvbqdcmDl2o/s1600/car+accident2.jpg
Car 1: Just hang in there buddy. I'm get you to the mechanic real soon. Just keep that carburetor going.

Car 2: I feel so cold, Henry.....so cold...

Car 1: Dammit, Phil! You got think about Merryl and the go-karts! You hang on, you hear me! Hang on!

Deexan
09-09-2012, 06:59 AM
"Honey, that bridge up ahead looks awful low... Should we make a detour?"

"Woman, please. Who's driving this car?"

10 seconds later...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1uRPNcMDdpM/Trf4xwEVTkI/AAAAAAAAHKg/EvbqdcmDl2o/s1600/car+accident2.jpg

Ewok Droppings
09-10-2012, 12:57 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1uRPNcMDdpM/Trf4xwEVTkI/AAAAAAAAHKg/EvbqdcmDl2o/s1600/car+accident2.jpg

Women drivers

JBond
09-10-2012, 01:31 AM
Knerys

Nilade
09-10-2012, 02:07 AM
JBond

Ramplate
09-10-2012, 05:46 AM
Knerys

Ser Ty Of Ross
09-10-2012, 06:45 AM
Nilade.... with a close runner up to JBond if it breaks a tie.

Deexan
09-10-2012, 08:25 AM
Ewok for the sheer audacity.

Knerys
09-10-2012, 09:10 PM
Jibbs

JBond
09-10-2012, 10:36 PM
Neck and neck!

Ewok Droppings
09-10-2012, 11:08 PM
Knerys because it was so... odd :)

JBond
09-11-2012, 12:11 AM
I see....fine. :(

You can take it, Knerys.

Knerys
09-11-2012, 07:59 PM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/morning_picdump_221_640_63.jpg