Milestones: Part Deux

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>So, you're just mad?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'm not "mad," I'm "angry."

[Doomsday]

170000!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

aren't you forgetting a decimal there, Dooms?

[Doomsday]

Don't think so! ;) :D

[bbf2]

1.604!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>In the shop for repairs, drove off a cliff and tryed to deploy the parachute, turns out it was the other model that had the chute.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh, I guess I borrowed the wrong car from you. I was wondering why a missile launched when I honked the horn...

[Moe Szyslak]

Hey, you got off lucky. I thought the car I got converted into a submarine...I nearly drowned.
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[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Hey, you got off lucky. I thought the car I got converted into a submarine...I nearly drowned.</strong><hr></blockquote>

This is what, the 17th time you've done that.

[Moe Szyslak]

I keep forgetting that it's the Lotus that converts into the sub and not the convertable.
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[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>I keep forgetting that it's the Lotus that converts into the sub and not the convertable.</strong><hr></blockquote>

It's not as bad as the time you took the tux that turned into nothing but a pen. Man that was the lowest ratings for the Grammys.....

[Moe Szyslak]

Sadly, the pen was all I needed to cover everything.
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[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Sadly, the pen was all I needed to cover everything.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Suddenly J-Lo's outfit seemed saintly.

[Moe Szyslak]

Just wanted to say 600!
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[Moe Szyslak]

Yeah, the good part was that JLo was impressed with my body and let me have some over clothes.
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[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Yeah, the good part was that JLo was impressed with my body and let me have some over clothes.</strong><hr></blockquote>

That evening gown was better on Puffy.

[beemanbone]

ComingSoon has its 2000th member! How far the CS word has spread!

The people said that on the day of November 12, 2001, a person would rise from the ashes and lead us all to the glory land. That person is......Solahma.

Solahma, we are in your hands now!

[Solahma]

First off, i would like to thank you for the kind greeting. now that is aside, i say we should gather up all the midgets and make some pie out of them. make sure you take their peircings off. it seems that all midgets have some sort of peircing....strange.

[Madness]

(gasp) It's the one the prophets spoke of!!! Quick we must annoint his feet and eat his brains!! Someone get my head-splitter!!!

[Moe Szyslak]

Can I annoint the sores on his feet?
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[JBond]

Although he's not really the 2000th

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Solahma:
<strong>First off, i would like to thank you for the kind greeting. now that is aside, i say we should gather up all the midgets and make some pie out of them. make sure you take their peircings off. it seems that all midgets have some sort of peircing....strange.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Aw....his second post, and already mentioning midgets!! My philosophy is spreading! :D

[Kyle Katarn]

Here's a milestone for the whole board:

:eek: 2001 MEMBERS! :eek:

[Solahma]

WE shall then feed the afghans our midget pie rations.

[Kyle Katarn]

This is a milestone I can do without...look at my post #!!

[Solahma]

mine too

[Kyle Katarn]

How'd we get from 2001 to 2012 so quick??? :eek:

[Moe Szyslak]

Well, people heard that you post hear and they couldn't help but sign up.
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[JBond]

Thats becuase there ISNT really 2001 members, there are 2012 or whatever, members are deleteed every now and then, but they were members at one point, so there are really 2012.

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Thats becuase there ISNT really 2001 members, there are 2012 or whatever, members are deleteed every now and then, but they were members at one point, so there are really 2012.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Solahma will not be happy to hear this. You will feel his wrath!

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Thats becuase there ISNT really 2001 members, there are 2012 or whatever, members are deleteed every now and then, but they were members at one point, so there are really 2012.</strong><hr></blockquote>

That still doesn't make sense!! i mean, after someone is deleted, what, their spot becomes deleted as well?? You'd think the counter would keep going; why would it back up in order to compensate for deleted members??

[JBond]

No no, you're looking at it the wrong way. the counter below the name is NOT turning back, look at his name, it says 2012. The only thing that is messed up is the AMOUNT of registered members on the forum home page which says Members: 2001, thats what goes down one if a member is deleted.

[thebtskink]

100 threads in the Music Forums!! Yippeee!!!!!!

[Superman]

The prophecies spoke of such problems, quickly to the CS! bomb shelters!

[Moe Szyslak]

I just passed my "Mark of the Beast" post.
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[Frizzo the Clown]

2841!! I love meaningless milestones!!

[bbf2]

1697!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

2842! Life is full of little victories!

[bbf2]

1700! This actually IS a milestone, somewhat!

[Moe Szyslak]

I hit 300 on Friday and now here is my 700th post!

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>The prophecies spoke of such problems, quickly to the CS! bomb shelters!</strong><hr></blockquote>

OK!......&lt;opens door&gt; Oh hey look, RossBond was locked in there from last year, boy do I feel stupid!

[Solahma]

OK thats it. all the administrators in the oven.
whoever helps will not be shot and not be fed with midget rations. i need to think now.

[bbf2]

1800!

[Moe Szyslak]

800!
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[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>I hit 300 on Friday and now here is my 700th post!</strong><hr></blockquote>

You're kidding me.

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>You're kidding me.</strong><hr></blockquote>
He kids you not.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

You're kidding me.</strong><hr></blockquote>

What can I tell you, I spend a lot of time in front of computer screens. I'm an MIS major.
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[Elizabeth]

Not much of a milestone, but I'm up to 165 posts.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>OK!......&lt;opens door&gt; Oh hey look, RossBond was locked in there from last year, boy do I feel stupid!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey isn't that where Mirko stores some of his members for experiments?

[Moe Szyslak]

900!
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[bbf2]

1876!

[bbf2]

1900! AND the 300th post in this thread!

[Moe Szyslak]

How do you know how many times you've posted in a thread?
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[beemanbone]

ask god.

[Moe Szyslak]

Um, do you speak with God often?
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[beemanbone]

I wouldn't say "often", maybe 3 or 4 times a day.

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>I wouldn't say "often", maybe 3 or 4 times a day.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Do you mean praying, or near-death experiences?

[beemanbone]

How dare you ask me what I mean!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Um, do you speak with God often?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I play minature golf with God, sometimes we go go-carting. He's pretty good at those sharp turns.

[beemanbone]

I let God win at bowling.

[Olorin]

If by "god" you mean Iluvatar, the creator of middle-earth... then yes, I know him too. We go way back, in fact, he used to call me "Olly" when I was just an infant wizard. Yes sir, being a creation of JRR Tolkien sure is swell.

[Moe Szyslak]

1000! Sweet, now I can go to bed only to wake up and return to sweet sweet asp programming.
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[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>I let God win at bowling.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You know, I can beat God in Mortal Kombat. He kicks my ass big time in Parappa Rappa.

[beemanbone]

Doesn't God cheat too much? Is winning really that important?

[Olorin]

At this rate, I might hit 3500 tonight. :D

[beemanbone]

Not if I have anything to say about it!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>Doesn't God cheat too much? Is winning really that important?</strong><hr></blockquote>

He's good in laser tag, but when it comes to Marvel vs. Capcom 2, I sense much cheating.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>Not if I have anything to say about it!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Too bad. You don't.

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>but when it comes to Marvel vs. Capcom 2, I sense much cheating.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Does he have no shame?

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>
Too bad. You don't.</strong><hr></blockquote>
We will see. We will see.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>
We will see. We will see.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Fine, I will check. *Glances over* Oops, still don't.

[beemanbone]

You will never reach 3500!

[Olorin]

3436, foo.

[beemanbone]

I will allow my rage to consume me.

[Olorin]

Eleven more in less than 15 minutes. 3447.

[ 11-15-2001: Message edited by: Olorin ]</p>

[Olorin]

Poop, you were half right. I won't reach 3500... tonight! Goodnight.

[beemanbone]

My evil plan worked!

[bbf2]

What evil plan? Where? I don't see any evil plan!

[Moe Szyslak]

beemanbone and Olorin were battling it out to see who could stay up the latest. Olorin had his undies put in the freezer because he fell asleep first.
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[Elizabeth]

200 posts!! :D

[JBond]

Post 8888

Woo-hoo!

[beemanbone]

8 is my favorite number!

[Elizabeth]

38658456034650436598604365034276305.840859475 is my favorite number!
&lt;laughs uncontrollably&gt; :D :D :D

[tyler_durden]

This is post #400.

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>38658456034650436598604365034276305.840859475 is my favorite number!</strong><hr></blockquote>
My phone number is in there somewhere.

[Elizabeth]

Like I said, we could talk on Yahoo.

[beemanbone]

;)

[Olorin]

Question! Is it a bad thing to give out your phone number on the boards?

[JBond]

I wouldn't recommend it to anyone

[beemanbone]

Then maybe I shouldn't post this: 867-5309.

[Optimus Prime]

I wouldn't.

[beemanbone]

It's cool. It's Jenny's number.

[Olorin]

Jenny's female, right? :D

[beemanbone]

I don't know. You'd have to ask Tommy Tutone.

[JBond]

I HATE that song, it makes NO sense, what's her area code!?!

[Nilade]

It's funny how no one's heard that song in like 20 years, but everyone, even 10 year olds, knows that number.

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>what's her area code!?!</strong><hr></blockquote>
I don't think he ever said. All I know is people with that phone number were harrassed like hell.

[JBond]

I bet, HAHA!

[LOTR]

100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[slinger]

2203

[JBond]

[code]
9999 0000 0000 0000
9 9 0 0 0 0 0 0
99999 0 0 0 0 0 0
9 0 0 0 0 0 0
9999 0000 0000 0000
</pre><hr></blockquote>

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>[code]
9999 0000 0000 0000
9 9 0 0 0 0 0 0
99999 0 0 0 0 0 0
9 0 0 0 0 0 0
9999 0000 0000 0000
</pre><hr></blockquote></strong><hr></blockquote>

Booya!!! :D :cool:

[beemanbone]

Shake that ass, b**ch and let me see what you got!

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>
I don't think he ever said. All I know is people with that phone number were harrassed like hell.</strong><hr></blockquote>

And that's why we have 555 as the phone numbers in all media now!

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>And that's why we have 555 as the phone numbers in all media now!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Was that song the real reason why they put 555?

[Doomsday]

Must........get to.......1800......before...bed time.

[Doomsday]

YES! 1800, I FEEL GOOD, NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, I KNEW THAT I WOULD, NA NA NA...

[Elizabeth]

219 posts!

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by beemanbone:
<strong>
Was that song the real reason why they put 555?</strong><hr></blockquote>

No,I'm sure it was all the movies that used real numbers.

[bbf2]

[code]
2222 0000 0000 0000
2 22 0 0 0 0 0 0
2 0 0 0 0 0 0
22 0 0 0 0 0 0
222222 0000 0000 0000
</pre><hr></blockquote>

2000!

That is, a few posts ago.

Still, damn cool!

[Moe Szyslak]

Man, my replies have really dropped since last week.

[ 11-19-2001: Message edited by: Moe Szyslak ]</p>
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[LOTR]

i cant wait fo 1000 even if i have dont that much yet

[Olorin]

Man... I'm still heckuva far from breaking 5-digits.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[code]
3333 0000 0000 0000
33 33 00 00 00 00 00 00
3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 0 0 0 0 0 0
333 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
33 33 00 00 00 00 00 00
3333 0000 0000 0000

</pre><hr></blockquote>

I have finally arrived. 3000 posts. It is a testament to how much time I spend on the computer instead of going out and spending time with people that I can see, and that I've actually met. All well. Its only taken me 164 days too, not over a year, like some people...maybe thats not a good thing though..all well. On behlaf of myself and the midgets, I thank everyone that helped make it possible. But, I'm not going ot mention you by name to protect the innocent (or guilty). Here's to 3000 more!!

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
Its only taken me 164 days too, not over a year, like some people...maybe thats not a good thing though..all well. </strong><hr></blockquote>

Or one and a half years to reach 2/3rds of 3000 posts, like some people! (namely me)

[ 11-20-2001: Message edited by: bbf2 ]</p>

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

Or one and a half years to reach 2/3rds of 3000 posts, like some people! (namely me)

[ 11-20-2001: Message edited by: bbf2 ]</strong><hr></blockquote>Loser!!

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Loser!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Funny, I would assume spending MORE time on this message board would qualify someone as a loser!

[Olorin]

Holy geez. You are twenty three. I am teen, so I'm allowed to do stupid things that have no logical or practical purpose. You, you are at the age where you are supposed to be finishing school, working a good job, and maybe even marrying. Yet again, I am just now finishing with the pimplepopping, while you could conceivably have your first and second kids already. I don't even really have that option, at least not without making some really bad choices.

[Moe Szyslak]

I can top you all, I gained 700 in less than a week.
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[Elizabeth]

This has nothing to do with what we're all talking about, but my webpage now has over 100 hits!

[Moe Szyslak]

Half of those being beemanbone.
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[Elizabeth]

I don't know about that, as I told him about my page more recently than other people that visit regularly....

[Olorin]

[code]

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/8888888888888888888888888888\
|888888888888888888888888888888\ __________
|88888888/^^^^^^^^^^^^^\88888888\ /8888888888\
\888888/ \88888888\ ____________________________ /88888888888888\
^^^^^^ |88888888| |8888888888888888888888888888| /888888888888888888\
|88888888| |8888888888888888888888888888| /8888888888888888888888\ ____________________
___/88888888/ |8888888888888888888888888888| /88888888888888888888888888\ /88888888888888888888\
/88888888888/ |88888888|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |888888888/^^^^^^^^\888888888| /8888888888888888888888\
|8888888888/ |88888888| |888888888| |888888888| /8888888888/^^\8888888888\
|8888888888\ |88888888|_______________ |8888888888\ /8888888888| /8888888888/ \8888888888\
\88888888888\ |888888888888888888888888\ \8888888888\ /8888888888/ |8888888888/ \8888888888|
^^^\88888888\ |8888888888888888888888888\ \8888888888\__/8888888888/ |888888888| |888888888|
|88888888| |88888888888888888888888888\ \8888888888888888888888/ |888888888\________/888888888|
______ |88888888| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\88888888888\ \88888888888888888888/ \88888888888888888888888888/
/888888\ /88888888/ \8888888888| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \8888888888888888888888/
|88888888\____________/88888888/ ________________|8888888888| \888888888888888888/
|88888888888888888888888888888/ |888888888888888888888888888| \88888888888888/
\888888888888888888888888888/ |88888888888888888888888888/ \8888888888/
\8888888888888888888888888/ |8888888888888888888888888/ ^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

</pre><hr></blockquote>

Better?

[ 11-21-2001: Message edited by: Olorin ]</p>

[Olorin]

Heck yes... :D

[JBond]

It looks like crap, Olorin.

(9100 post!)

[ 11-21-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</p>

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

Funny, I would assume spending MORE time on this message board would qualify someone as a loser!</strong><hr></blockquote>

:p

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Holy geez. You are twenty three. I am teen, so I'm allowed to do stupid things that have no logical or practical purpose. You, you are at the age where you are supposed to be finishing school, working a good job, and maybe even marrying. Yet again, I am just now finishing with the pimplepopping, while you could conceivably have your first and second kids already. I don't even really have that option, at least not without making some really bad choices.</strong><hr></blockquote>Yeah well, I spent some of my teenage years in the military, so I'm making up for lost time for soing stupid things. I'm going to college now, and I'm not ready to settle down with any one woman yet...the Army kinda offset part of my life, so I'm trying to make up for it now.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>It looks like crap, Olorin.

(9100 post!)

[ 11-21-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

It worked for me dang it all.

[Olorin]

How's it look now?

[Moe Szyslak]

Well, I looked at it yesterday and it looked like crap(on IE). On Netscape today it looks good.
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[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>How's it look now?</strong><hr></blockquote>

It's looks good now

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>I'm not ready to settle down with any one woman yet...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Damn blow-up dolls and their expectations...

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Damn blow-up dolls and their expectations...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Tell me about it..geez... :rolleyes:

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

It's looks good now</strong><hr></blockquote>

Dang, I hate these screwy fonts...

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Dang, I hate these screwy fonts...</strong><hr></blockquote>

I think its just becuase you're an idiot.....

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

I think its just becuase you're an idiot.....</strong><hr></blockquote>

That reminds me, are we ever going to meet? Because I really want to smack you one. (With my fist, you pervert. :mad: )

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

That reminds me, are we ever going to meet? Because I really want to smack you one. (With my fist, you pervert. :mad: )</strong><hr></blockquote>I'm probably alot bigger than you are, so you'd better make that smack count!! :mad: ;)

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>I'm probably alot bigger than you are, so you'd better make that smack count!! :mad: ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

11 years of Tae Kwon Do. It's like second nature, so don't test my fists of iron!

[JBond]

Hey Olorin, you said that was 11 years of Dance Lessons....I wasn't suppose to say that, was I?

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

11 years of Tae Kwon Do. It's like second nature, so don't test my fists of iron!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh, please, the only thing you learn in Tae Kwon Do is how NOT to hit people! ;)

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

Oh, please, the only thing you learn in Tae Kwon Do is how NOT to hit people! ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

I already know how to do that. So, where's my black belt?

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

Oh, please, the only thing you learn in Tae Kwon Do is how NOT to hit people! ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

bbf2, do you live anywhere within the Continental United States? If so, give me directions.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

11 years of Tae Kwon Do. It's like second nature, so don't test my fists of iron!</strong><hr></blockquote>3 years of Tae Kwon Do (small world!) and 6 years of wrestling, 4 years of military hand-to-hand!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

bbf2, do you live anywhere within the Continental United States? If so, give me directions.</strong><hr></blockquote>


He lives at 1300 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington D.C.

If anyone gives you crap you have my permission to beat them up.
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[Doomsday]

1860, who gives a *****.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>1860, who gives a *****.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Not me!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>1860, who gives a *****.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Not me!

[Nilade]

Not me!

[Nilade]

Not me!

[Nilade]

Just copying Frizzo.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>3 years of Tae Kwon Do (small world!) and 6 years of wrestling, 4 years of military hand-to-hand!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yes, but I doubt you have natural, inborn assassination talents!

[Olorin]

400!

[Nilade]

401!

[Olorin]

403!

wait, dang it.

[Olorin]

That one above was supposed to be 402...

[ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: Olorin ]</p>

[Olorin]

That'd make THIS one 403!

[Olorin]

Oh crap... that's not 403, the one before which said "the one before should be 402" was 403, which makes the last one 404... so...

405!

[Moe Szyslak]

407 I think.

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>


He lives at 1300 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington D.C.

If anyone gives you crap you have my permission to beat them up.</strong><hr></blockquote>

1600, doofus!!!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>

1600, doofus!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Curse you and your general knowledge. Half the time I'm talking out of my azz and I have a really crappy memory.

[thebtskink]

Did you know that Jethro Tull was a real person?
He invented the Horse-drawn plow in the early 1700's.

Mary Todd Lincoln owned 500 pairs of the same white gloves.

Abraham Lincoln had Marfan's Syndrome. He had an indented chest, a heart misbeat, a shaky left leg, index fingers longer than his middles, and assymetrical eyes (why he wore the beard).

Is THAT the type of general knowledge you were talking about?

[Moe Szyslak]

Yes, that kind of knowledge. The stuff that is good to know for trivial pursuit but doesn't help get you a job. Sadly, all the knowledge I have is because of television and movies. Ducktales and Muppet Babies helped me answer many trivial pursuit questions.
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[thebtskink]

Well actually, Jethro Tull is part of a unit in AP Modern European History, which, if I do good on, will help me go through college faster and thus increase my chances and finding a good job.

I bet you didn't expect that one, didya?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>Well actually, Jethro Tull is part of a unit in AP Modern European History, which, if I do good on, will help me go through college faster and thus increase my chances and finding a good job.

I bet you didn't expect that one, didya?</strong><hr></blockquote>

So, where does "Aqualung" fit into the historical scheme of things?

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>Well actually, Jethro Tull is part of a unit in AP Modern European History, which, if I do good on, will help me go through college faster and thus increase my chances and finding a good job.

I bet you didn't expect that one, didya?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Um, I can say that getting through college faster isn't the best thing. I'm supposed to graduate this year and the job market is *****. Enjoy college.
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[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>407 I think.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Close e-fuggin'-nuff!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Close e-fuggin'-nuff!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Uh, my post was 407.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

Uh, my post was 407.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Actually it was 406. The benchmark numbers always open up new pages, which would make the top one on this page number 400. 400, 401, 402, 403, 404, 405, 406... that's the seventh post on the page, but the 406th in the topic. Can I get some confirmation on this, JB? Frizzy? Supes?

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Actually it was 406. The benchmark numbers always open up new pages, which would make the top one on this page number 400. 400, 401, 402, 403, 404, 405, 406... that's the seventh post on the page, but the 406th in the topic. Can I get some confirmation on this, JB? Frizzy? Supes?</strong><hr></blockquote>You are correct sir! Yes!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>You are correct sir! Yes!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Who da man? You da man... you da man.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Who da man? You da man... you da man.</strong><hr></blockquote>Was there ever really a doubt?

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Was there ever really a doubt?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yes...there always will be as long as I'm around ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

Yes...there always will be as long as I'm around ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>
Well, thats good, because I believe that complete confidence in me is a sign of the apocalypse!!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
Well, thats good, because I believe that complete confidence in me is a sign of the apocalypse!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Another sign of the apocalypse is when you and I stop fighting and join forces.

[Olorin]

3600! Only took me a little while too!

[Agent_87]

I just hit the HUGE milestone of 300!!!!!!! ...i am so proud of myself!

[bbf2]

2111! Yeehaw!

[Moe Szyslak]

I just passed 1300

[JBond]

I hit 9200 sometime recently..

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>I hit 9200 sometime recently..</strong><hr></blockquote>

Just think, in another 800 posts you and Supes will be the only people over 10000...as far as I know.
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[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

Just think, in another 800 posts you and Supes will be the only people over 10000...as far as I know.</strong><hr></blockquote>And then balance will be restored to the Force!

[JBond]

Then Frizzo will hit 10000 and it will be out of balance once again ;)

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>And then balance will be restored to the Force!</strong><hr></blockquote>

The Great Chain of Being is out of order. Owls are eating Falcons in one fell swoop, and noble horses have turned to cannibalism.

I've been reading too much MacBeth. I'm sorry. So terribly, terribly sorry.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Then Frizzo will hit 10000 and it will be out of balance once again ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>
I'll relish the moment that happens!!

[Olorin]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Frizzo'll beat me to 10,000. ;)

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Yeah, I'm pretty sure Frizzo'll beat me to 10,000. ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Hell, maybe LOTR will beat you there too.
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[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Yeah, I'm pretty sure Frizzo'll beat me to 10,000. ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>Well, what can I say...I'm really good at beating. Theres a joke in there somewhere.....

[JBond]

Don't look at me, too easy ;)

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>3 years of Tae Kwon Do (small world!) and 6 years of wrestling, 4 years of military hand-to-hand!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Which is why he's my #1 hitman! :D

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

Hell, maybe LOTR will beat you there too.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I will make sure that doesn't happen. Frizzo, I can deal with... he's a fricking clown. Clowns can get away with crazy stuff. LOTR is a fan of the movie I moderate the forum for. I won't be his bit... servant.

[Doomsday]

1900!!!! JUST 100 MORE, THEN THE MAGICAL NUMBER OF.......

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>1900!!!! JUST 100 MORE, THEN THE MAGICAL NUMBER OF.......</strong><hr></blockquote>

The magical number of 19100? :eek:

Just kidding . . . I'm not THAT stupid . . . everyone knows that 1900 plus 100 is 1910!

[Olorin]

3700! I'm picking up the pace, Frizzo!

[Doomsday]

Wow, Frizzo has been here half as long as I have, and has almost twice as many posts.

SOMEBODY needs to get a life! ;) :D

[Moe Szyslak]

Woohoo, 1400!
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[bbf2]

He's been here for like 1/4th the time I've been here, and he has about 1100 more posts than I do!

[Doomsday]

Just 13 more until the magical number of 2000!

[bbf2]

2210! Yay! That number means nothing!

[Moe Szyslak]

I'm almost to 1500.
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[bbf2]

I'm almost to 2216!

[Moe Szyslak]

I just passed 1500.
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[bbf2]

2222! That number is actually kinda important, because it's all 2s!

[Doomsday]

2000!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! I AM IMPORTANT! LOOK OUT WORLD, DOOMSDAY IS GONNA TAKE YOU OVER! MOVE OVER, SUPERMAN, CS! HAS GOT A NEW HERO IN TOWN! TA-DA! HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN, OH THE SKIES ABOVE ARE CLEAR AGAIN, LET US SING A SONG OF CHEER AGAIN, HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>2000!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! I AM IMPORTANT! LOOK OUT WORLD, DOOMSDAY IS GONNA TAKE YOU OVER! MOVE OVER, SUPERMAN, CS! HAS GOT A NEW HERO IN TOWN! TA-DA! HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN, OH THE SKIES ABOVE ARE CLEAR AGAIN, LET US SING A SONG OF CHEER AGAIN, HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Been there, done that. I'm still the eternal! :D

[Moe Szyslak]

Just passed 1600.
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[LOTR]

i just got 500!!!!!!!!!!

yeah!!!!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

3382! I like to celebrate meaningless milestones every now and then. It keeps things interesting!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>3382! I like to celebrate meaningless milestones every now and then. It keeps things interesting!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well, I like to commemorate milestones that I passes a long long time ago. HERE'S TO MY 2000th POST! *takes a vodka jello shot*.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Well, I like to commemorate milestones that I passes a long long time ago. HERE'S TO MY 2000th POST! *takes a vodka jello shot*.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I'll drink to that! Here's to Olorin's 2000 post! *takes a shot* And here's to my 2000 post! *takes another shot*

[bbf2]

Here's to my 1st post! *gulp*
Here's to my 10th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 50th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 100th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 150th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 200th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 500th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 1000th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 1500th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 2000th post! *gulp*

(passes out)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>Here's to my 1st post! *gulp*
Here's to my 10th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 50th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 100th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 150th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 200th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 500th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 1000th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 1500th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 2000th post! *gulp*

(passes out)</strong><hr></blockquote>
*Frizzo steals his wallet*

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>Here's to my 1st post! *gulp*
Here's to my 10th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 50th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 100th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 150th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 200th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 500th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 1000th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 1500th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 2000th post! *gulp*

(passes out)</strong><hr></blockquote>

*Madness starts to take off his pants*
Olorin: No, Madness...
*Madness pauses and stares at Olorin with sad, puppy eyes*
Olorin: No.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

*Madness starts to take off his pants*
Olorin: No, Madness...
*Madness pauses and stares at Olorin with sad, puppy eyes*
Olorin: No.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Oh, come on....let Madness have his fun! I just bought some film for my camera!

[Moe Szyslak]

Suckers, that wasn't vodka I just served you...it was rubbing alcohol. Hope you enjoy blindness.
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[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>Here's to my 1st post! *gulp*
Here's to my 10th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 50th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 100th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 150th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 200th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 500th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 1000th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 1500th post! *gulp*
Here's to my 2000th post! *gulp*

(passes out)</strong><hr></blockquote>

Madness steals his liver.....

Mmmmmmmm, alcohol soaked liver..............

[ 12-03-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]</p>

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>Suckers, that wasn't vodka I just served you...it was rubbing alcohol. Hope you enjoy blindness.</strong><hr></blockquote>

What? Who said that?

[Olorin]

Frizzo: Oh, come on....let Madness have his fun! I just bought some film for my camera!
*Madness sarts panting wildly, and rips his pants off, then starts with bbf2s pants*
Olorin: I said NO! That is a BAD thing to do! *looks at Frizzo* I hope you are enjoying this!
*Madness gets bbf2s pants off, but is having some confusion over his bra.*
Olorin: ... Frizzo, this is your problem.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

What? Who said that?</strong><hr></blockquote>

"Me!"

Moe then grabs Frizzo's clown nose and runs.
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[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Frizzo: Oh, come on....let Madness have his fun! I just bought some film for my camera!
*Madness sarts panting wildly, and rips his pants off, then starts with bbf2s pants*
Olorin: I said NO! That is a BAD thing to do! *looks at Frizzo* I hope you are enjoying this!
*Madness gets bbf2s pants off, but is having some confusion over his bra.*
Olorin: ... Frizzo, this is your problem.</strong><hr></blockquote>

My problem? How is it my problem? I'm not the one trying to have sex with a passed out man who is coincidentally wearing a bra! I haven't had that problem since I got out of the Army!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

My problem? How is it my problem? I'm not the one trying to have sex with a passed out man who is coincidentally wearing a bra! I haven't had that problem since I got out of the Army!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey, I had him under control before you came along, so you can stop him... and I hope to the good Lord almighty that you want him to stop.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>

Hey, I had him under control before you came along, so you can stop him... and I hope to the good Lord almighty that you want him to stop.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Stop? Why should I want him to stop? I still have half a roll of film left! This is great blackmail material. Besides, I know a guy in Germany that would pay top dollar if he could put these pics on his porn site. I'll give you a cut.....

[bbf2]

(bbf2 wakes up, sees what Madness is trying to do, and punches him in the face.)

Don't try to do that again! And don't mess with my bra!

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>Frizzo: Oh, come on....let Madness have his fun! I just bought some film for my camera!
*Madness sarts panting wildly, and rips his pants off, then starts with bbf2s pants*
Olorin: I said NO! That is a BAD thing to do! *looks at Frizzo* I hope you are enjoying this!
*Madness gets bbf2s pants off, but is having some confusion over his bra.*
Olorin: ... Frizzo, this is your problem.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Stop living out your little fantasies with me, sicko!!!......And alcohol makes me act funny...like a monkey.....a big funny monkey with monkey ears.......and a tail...I want a tail.......And would it be so much trouble to get me a banana!!!!

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>(bbf2 wakes up, sees what Madness is trying to do, and punches him in the face.)

Don't try to do that again! And don't mess with my bra!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Madness: Ow!!! Hey!!! That's my face!!!....And why the hell are you wearing a bra?!?!?

bbf2: ......It makes me feel.... pretty :( ........

Madness:.....Oooookay....and I'm the one they need to lock up..............

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>

Stop living out your little fantasies with me, sicko!!!......And alcohol makes me act funny...like a monkey.....a big funny monkey with monkey ears.......and a tail...I want a tail.......And would it be so much trouble to get me a banana!!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>
I got yer banana right here!!

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
I got yer banana right here!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey cool!!! Give it here..........

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
I got yer banana right here!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

And I still got your nose Frizzo!
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[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>

And I still got your nose Frizzo!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Dude, thats not my nose, but thanks for poppin' that big zit on my nose!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>

Dude, thats not my nose, but thanks for poppin' that big zit on my nose!</strong><hr></blockquote>

I was wondering why it tasted funny.
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[thebtskink]

Hey guys, can I join in?

Frizzo: No
Olorin: NO
bbf2: NO!!
Madness: Gimme a banana!

Glad to hear it, look out unconsciousness, here I come!! What's that you say? No alchohol! Oh well.... it seems I'll have to go.... AND DO THIS!!!!

Runs headlong into wall, keels over and begins to bleed profusely from his head, slipping into unconsciousness

Frizzo: I call the Medulla!!

[Elizabeth]

300 posts for me! :D :D :D

[Madness]

1900 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone cheers: SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH!!!!...(cough)............

Madness- Wow, this is so unexpected!! I'd like to thank my mailman cause without him I wouldn't be here, and I'd like to thank my speech coach WE MADE IT!!! And I'd like to thank Chuck Norris, we won man, we won.....And also I have a list of other people who wanted me to mention their name in this speech, and in doing so, giving their pitiful lives some sort of high point, which I will read now, in alphabetical order:

Abbey Aberlaine
Alex Anderson
Alex Bridges
Chester Thompson
Chris Tleoni
Damien Dethman
Edward Edwards

*Supes, Frizzo and Moe whisper amongst themselves.

Supes- Wanna get atta here?

Madness- The doors have been locked until the end of my speech................

[ 12-04-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]</p>

[Moe Szyslak]

Awe crap....I can't get out of here.

&lt;Moe bangs on the doors and starts clawing at the walls.&gt;

Well, if I have to be here then I'll start doing my own speech. This is my 1700th post.

I would like to thank all the drunkards out there who have kept me in business for so long now. Keep up the boozin' people. There's nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away.

&lt;Madness grabs Moe by the collar and slams him to the ground.&gt;

[ 12-04-2001: Message edited by: Moe Szyslak ]</p>
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[JBond]

9500! WHOOHOO...too bad nothing big is coming up soon after this.... ;) :D

[Superman]

I got uh... A lot of posts! :p

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>9500! WHOOHOO...too bad nothing big is coming up soon after this.... ;) :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, enjoy it while it lasts. You're a ways off from the next whopper.

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong> You're a ways off from the next whopper.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Mmmmmm, whopper..............

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>

Mmmmmm, whopper..............</strong><hr></blockquote>

Woah, wait a minute...we get a Whopper when we get to a certain number of posts? How many other secrets are you keeping from me?

[ 12-05-2001: Message edited by: Moe Szyslak ]</p>
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[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong> How many other secrets are you keeping from me?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Uh, none, none at all!!...Why!!! Did someone tell you something?!?

(Madness whispers to JBond)

Madness- Should we tell them about how all the apes we sent into space came back super-intelligent??

Ape- (Smoking a pipe) No I don't think we'll be telling him that!.....

[ 12-06-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]</p>

[Moe Szyslak]

I'm on to you Madness...and where can I get some Tang around here?
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[JBond]

Damn dirty smart apes! DAMN THEM TO HEEEEEEELL!!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Damn dirty smart apes! DAMN THEM TO HEEEEEEELL!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Heel? Oooh, you're punishing!

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>I'm on to you Madness...</strong><hr></blockquote>

(sighs) Yes, it's true....JBond is really a super-intelligent ape.............

[quote]and where can I get some Tang around here<hr></blockquote>
How the hell should I know, you're the bartender!!!.........weirdo...........

[Moe Szyslak]

1800!!! I'd like to thank everyone that made this possible...

&lt;Madness grabs Moe again and slams him to the floor again.

[ 12-06-2001: Message edited by: Moe Szyslak ]</p>
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[Optimus Prime]

Madness how many fingers do you see?

[JBond]

I see just one, your- HEY SAME TO YOU!

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>1800!!! I'd like to thank everyone that made this possible...

&lt;Madness grabs Moe again and slams him to the floor again.
</strong><hr></blockquote>

Now get up and make me my usual paint thinner, neat!!!!

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Hound:
<strong>Madness how many fingers do you see?</strong><hr></blockquote>

What?? Right now, or on a daily basis???

[thebtskink]

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That, my friends, is the number 3000 three thousand times.

In the words of Sean Connery, "Suck it, Trebek!"

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>....That, my friends, is the number 3000 three thousand times.

In the words of Sean Connery, "Suck it, Trebek!"</strong><hr></blockquote>Man...and I thought I had too much time on my hands.... Oh BTW, this is 3500 for me. Kinda belittles your meager accomplishment, eh skink? ;)

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[Moe Szyslak]

I just wanted to say that this is the 500th post in this thread.
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