All bow down to Superman!

[Godzilla]

Hands down, Supes is the King of these forums. He has posted more than any of us. Mirko doesn't count because he is god on this site. What role do you play in his kingdom? Frizzo is his jester/hitman, I am his loyal steed, Greengoblin is his mortal enemy. Who are you?

[JBond]

What am I?! Chopped liver?!?! :mad: :mad: ;)

[Godzilla]

Aha! So you are Superman's chopped liver.

[bbf2]

Shouldn't Godzilla be the dragon?

I'll be the random guy who drops anvils and stuff.

[PalaceDogg]

I am the leader of his army, killing revolutionaries and political prisoners.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Thats right, I am Superman's Emperial Jester. I also fill in as his hitman/wheelamn when the need arises. I like to eliminate my victims while telling a joke! I leave a balloon animal as my calling card!

[cafeman]

I`m a foreign spy/ambassador, pacin around, looking suspicious, and jotting things down. Ocassionally dispensing free wisdom.

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by bbf2:
<STRONG>Shouldn't Godzilla be the dragon?
</STRONG>

OK, I'll be his loyal steed that IS a dragon.

Are you happy? ;)

[Godzilla]

Im worried about our king. I checked his profile and he hasn't posted sinse the 13th!

Come back our king! The kingdom is falling apart without you! :( :( :( :( :( :(

[Con-Air]

I'm the mysterious one who lurks in the shadows where anything is going down. Nobody knows who I am or what my purpose is. But I also run the Pizza and Hookers club for him and his men to enjoy.

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Con-Air:
<STRONG> But I also run the Pizza and Hookers club for him and his men to enjoy.</STRONG>

Does that include his loyal steed :) !

[PalaceDogg]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>

Does that include his loyal steed :) !</STRONG>

Of course, how could we leave you out.

[slinger]

Loyal poster and moderator.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>Im worried about our king. I checked his profile and he hasn't posted sinse the 13th!

Come back our king! The kingdom is falling apart without you! :( :( :( :( :( :(</STRONG>

I've been busy with this whole WTC thing and know some people in NYC and I've been getting in contact with them to see if they are okay.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Con-Air:
<STRONG>But I also run the Pizza and Hookers club for him</STRONG>

This is the heart of my empire in the entertainment district. You guys all play a role here as friends, hell without you guys I wouldn't post here and look forward to the responses. Its funny, I realized after this WTC bombing this is the one place where you get away from tragedy and still manage to crack a smile!

[Superman]

By the way I was banned again today by mistake, its the second time its happened. Guess I'm getting a little too powerful. :D ;) :p :cool:

[Godzilla]

Don't wory Supes! If that happens again I'll call Frizzo. Maybe I can helbp him like I did with these guys...

http://www.parlorcity.com/awinterrowd/kaiju/godtoon.gif

[Superman]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>Don't wory Supes! If that happens again I'll call Frizzo. Maybe I can helbp him like I did with these guys...

http://www.parlorcity.com/awinterrowd/kaiju/godtoon.gif </STRONG>

That one on the left closely resembles Mirko... J/k! :p

[JBond]

Haha, thats a funny pic, Godzilla!

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

That one on the left closely resembles Mirko... J/k! :p</STRONG>

Nah, it's his evil twin, w00master.

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>Haha, thats a funny pic, Godzilla!</STRONG>

Thanks, Chopped Liver.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>

Thanks, Chopped Liver.</STRONG>

:D

[fractal_inversion]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>Who are you?</STRONG>


I was his student.... Im not sure if Im still inheriting his evil empire any more.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>


I was his student.... Im not sure if Im still inheriting his evil empire any more.</STRONG>Maybe you should try and get 1000 posts first.....

[Madness]

I can be the town drunk!! Just replace the alcohol with medication, and the drunkness with craziness.............

[Superman]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>I was his student.... Im not sure if Im still inheriting his evil empire any more.</STRONG>

You were until you tried to over throw me and assassinate me.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Madness:
<STRONG>I can be the town drunk!! Just replace the alcohol with medication, and the drunkness with craziness.............</STRONG>

Isn't that how you spend your mornings anyways?

[Madness]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Isn't that how you spend your mornings anyways?</STRONG>

(hic) Ya know wha, ya big, dumb, (hic) cape wearin' sissy, me an you are gonna step (hic) ou'side and go round (hic) an round.....
I QUIT!!! You're not the (hic) boss of me!! ...I love you man! Lets (hic) keep in touch after graduation, kay??..........(hic)...............

[Superman]

Originally posted by Madness:
<STRONG>

(hic) Ya know wha, ya big, dumb, (hic) cape wearin' sissy, me an you are gonna step (hic) ou'side and go round (hic) an round.....
I QUIT!!! You're not the (hic) boss of me!! ...I love you man! Lets (hic) keep in touch after graduation, kay??..........(hic)...............</STRONG>

Wow, well this is the first time that you haven't claimed that the potato people are chasing you when your drunk.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Wow, well this is the first time that you haven't claimed that the potato people are chasing you when your drunk.</STRONG>
*Frizzo walks in wearing potato costume*

Am I too late to torment Madness?

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
*Frizzo walks in wearing potato costume*

Am I too late to torment Madness?</STRONG>

Yeah but you can still dress like a carrot and scare the ***** out of tehbtskink!

[Link]

I think Skink left after we dressed shunny in a worm costume..

[Superman]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>I think Skink left after we dressed shunny in a worm costume..</STRONG>

Kinky.

[Link]

Supes you gotta assign me a hit job...

[Superman]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>Supes you gotta assign me a hit job...</STRONG>

Uh a "hit job?" Should I even ask for details... ;)

[Link]

Hitman dumbass

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>Supes you gotta assign me a hit job...</STRONG>
That sounds like the sorta thing that I would go down to the corner and pay $50 bucks for!

[Psylent]

Yes, I've noticed that he has the most posts in this forum. It wouldn't suprise me since he's Superman. :)
Silence is golden, and I am silent_speech. Independent and solo, that's my charactor. :D Superman's a good friend of mine(at leat for now :rolleyes: )

[Madness]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>
*Frizzo walks in wearing potato costume*

Am I too late to torment Madness?</STRONG>

No no Frizzo, you're never too late for that.....

[Link]

I think Superman should be director if him and Mirko approve..

[Madness]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Wow, well this is the first time that you haven't claimed that the potato people are chasing you when your drunk.</STRONG>
Potato people!?!?! Where!!! Oh god keep them away!!! They want to eat my brains!!! Huff huff huff.....wait a minute!!! There are no potato people!!! This was something made up by the Hostess company to keep me from terrorizing their factories!! Well, I'm not running away from any more potato people ever again.............
*A potato man runs up to Madness and cracks open his skull and slurps up his brains.

D'oh..................

[Madness]

And another thing, what's with all this "bowing down" nonsense???? I don't bow down to anyone! You buncha sissy's can bow down all you like. I'm not sure why Godzi is so eager to get on his knees for Supes :eek:, but I guess some things are better left unknown.............
Bow down, hmmf, some nerve he's got making people bow down like we're in some sort of a gay porn here, the hell................

[Agent_87]

Hey! all this talk about bowing down, and bending over peaked my interest!

...i suddenly find myself in need a job, here in this freak show family!

...something where people bend over for me, would be good, but i'll take anything at this point. I just want to be included in the fun! :rolleyes:

[Madness]

Originally posted by Agent_87:
<STRONG>Hey! all this talk about bowing down, and bending over peaked my interest!

......something where people bend over for me, would be good, but i'll take anything at this point. I just want to be included in the fun! :rolleyes:</STRONG>

Oh my god!!! It's begun!!.........

[bbf2]

Yeah, well if a spammer came and posted 8289 messages, all about his site, would you worship him? Would you? WOULD YOU??? ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by bbf2:
<STRONG>Yeah, well if a spammer came and posted 8289 messages, all about his site, would you worship him? Would you? WOULD YOU??? ;)</STRONG>

Hahaha

[Warpedchick]

Hey where do I fit in? :(

[JBond]

You're the "slave"

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>You're the "slave"</STRONG>

Well at least I'm not chopped liver!!! :mad: :p

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Madness:
<STRONG>And another thing, what's with all this "bowing down" nonsense???? I don't bow down to anyone! You buncha sissy's can bow down all you like. I'm not sure why Godzi is so eager to get on his knees for Supes :eek:, but I guess some things are better left unknown.............
Bow down, hmmf, some nerve he's got making people bow down like we're in some sort of a gay porn here, the hell................</STRONG>

Off with his head!!! :mad:

(Frizzo puts on a executioner mask and leads Madness to the Gullotine. He puts madnesses head in...)

SLICE!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>

Off with his head!!! :mad:

(Frizzo puts on a executioner mask and leads Madness to the Gullotine. He puts madnesses head in...)

SLICE!</STRONG>*the head rolls around the rim of the bucket before dropping straight in*

And its a hole in one! I don't believe it!

[bbf2]

(Sticks Madness's head on a stake and puts it in Superman's bed)

This should scare the crap out of him!

[Link]

Just as bbf2 is about to place Madness head in the bed he notices EmpireofDusts head

Link:Oh sorry...I was gonna flush that down the toilet

;)

[w00master]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>

Nah, it's his evil twin, w00master.</STRONG>

Me evil?

Hahahahahaha...

w00master

[Superman]

Originally posted by silent_speech:
<STRONG>Yes, I've noticed that he has the most posts in this forum. It wouldn't suprise me since he's Superman. :)
Silence is golden, and I am silent_speech. Independent and solo, that's my charactor. :D Superman's a good friend of mine(at leat for now :rolleyes: )</STRONG>

silent_speech is my informant (a very silent one, j/k) on anything Buffy/Angel. He heads my intelligence agency if you want to call it that! :D

[Superman]

Originally posted by Grotesqueangel:
<STRONG>Hey where do I fit in? :(</STRONG>

Your my sparring partner and head my torture chamber. On Sundays you can feed me grapes. :p :D ;)

[Superman]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>

Off with his head!!! :mad:

(Frizzo puts on a executioner mask and leads Madness to the Gullotine. He puts madnesses head in...)

SLICE!</STRONG>

Wait Frizzo has to dress as a potato.

[Superman]

Originally posted by bbf2:
<STRONG>(Sticks Madness's head on a stake and puts it in Superman's bed)

This should scare the crap out of him!</STRONG>

Hey its not as bad as waking up next to a horses head! Damn mafia....

[Madness]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>

Off with his head!!! :mad:

(Frizzo puts on a executioner mask and leads Madness to the Gullotine. He puts madnesses head in...)

SLICE!</STRONG>

HEY!! How dare you use my patented move against me :mad:....
*Madness's body walks over to the basket and picks up head, and places it back on body using screws, tape and band-aids. He then picks up an over-sized drill and turns to Godzilla*

Alright Godzi, time to check those deeth....Tsk tsk, you haven't been brushing after every meal....

*Begins drilling Godzilla's teeth, and throwing them out, 'til he's nothing but gums............
There, now lets see you chew on this..hehehe...............

[ 09-18-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]

[Frizzo the Clown]

*Frizzo reaches into his bag and pulls out a pair of chattering, wind-up teeth* Here you go Godzilla, I hope they're a good relpacement!

[Godzilla]

(Godzilla uses his new wind up choppers to bite madness's body into little bits)

Madness's head: Aw damn! Now I got an itch on my nose!

[Psylent]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

silent_speech is my informant (a very silent one, j/k) on anything Buffy/Angel. He heads my intelligence agency if you want to call it that! :D</STRONG>Being an informant is good, I actually think it suits my charactor, thanks Superman. :D

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Your my sparring partner and head my torture chamber. On Sundays you can feed me grapes. :p :D ;)</STRONG>

OK on the first two but you may have to forgive me if I accidentally stuff a grape up your nose. I sometimes get carried away!! :D ;)

[Greengoblin]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>Hands down, Supes is the King of these forums. He has posted more than any of us. Mirko doesn't count because he is god on this site. What role do you play in his kingdom? Frizzo is his jester/hitman, I am his loyal steed, Greengoblin is his mortal enemy. Who are you?</STRONG>

CORRECTION!...DUE TO HIS USE OF WOMEN'S CLOTHING..SUPERMAN IS OFFICIALLY THE QUEEN OF THESE FORUMS!....AND YOU WANT A LOAD OF GUYS TO STAND BEFORE HIM THEN GET ON THEIR KNEES???!...YEAH LIKE THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!! :D

BUT YOUR RIGHT ABOUT 1 THING!....I GUESS I AM HIS MORTAL ENEMY BWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<STRONG>

CORRECTION!...DUE TO HIS USE OF WOMEN'S CLOTHING..SUPERMAN IS OFFICIALLY THE QUEEN OF THESE FORUMS!....AND YOU WANT A LOAD OF GUYS TO STAND BEFORE HIM THEN GET ON THEIR KNEES???!...YEAH LIKE THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!! :D

BUT YOUR RIGHT ABOUT 1 THING!....I GUESS I AM HIS MORTAL ENEMY BWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!1</STRONG>

Supes is queen? He may wear tights but that's not as femmie as carrying a purse all the time.

[Greengoblin]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>

Supes is queen? He may wear tights but that's not as femmie as carrying a purse all the time.</STRONG>

IT'S NOT A PURSE!...IT'S A CALVIN KLEIN BAG! :D

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<STRONG>

IT'S NOT A PURSE!...IT'S A CALVIN KLEIN BAG! :D</STRONG>

That's a Calvin Klein label covering up a JC Penny's Just For Women label!

I'll bet your underwear is from Victoria's Secret.

[Link]

I say we feed GG to the...pigs!

Superman after I'm done torturing GG do you think you'll give me my weeks pay?

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>I say we feed GG to the...pigs!

Superman after I'm done torturing GG do you think you'll give me my weeks pay?</STRONG>

Hey before you get to GG you have to go through me and I am not a push over!! :mad: :p

[Greengoblin]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>That's a Calvin Klein label covering up a JC Penny's Just For Women label!

I'll bet your underwear is from Victoria's Secret.</STRONG>

WELL NO DOUBT YOU'LL SNEAK INTO MY FORTRESS AND GO THROUGH MY DRAWERS TO FIND OUT!...

YOU PERVERT!! :mad:

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>I say we feed GG to the...pigs!

Superman after I'm done torturing GG do you think you'll give me my weeks pay?</STRONG>

THE ONLY PERSON I WANNA BE TORTURED BY IS GROTESQUE ANGEL! :D SO I'M AFRAID YOUR LUCKS OUT MAN!! :D

BUT I'M SURE SUPERMAN WILL HELP YOU WITH YOUR CHEAP THRILLS ONE WAY OR ANOTHER...SO WHY WORRY! :D

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<STRONG>
WELL NO DOUBT YOU'LL SNEAK INTO MY FORTRESS AND GO THROUGH MY DRAWERS TO FIND OUT!...

YOU PERVERT!!</STRONG>

I said "I'll bet". Next time read my posts before you reply.

But judging from you're last post, I was right ;) .

[fractal_inversion]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

You were until you tried to over throw me and assassinate me.</STRONG>

what? That wasn't me! That was my evil... uh... good twin from another dimension. since she's good she thought you were a threat to humanity and tried to kill you. um.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>

what? That wasn't me! That was my evil... uh... good twin from another dimension. since she's good she thought you were a threat to humanity and tried to kill you. um.</STRONG>*cough**cough*Bull*****!*cough*cough*

[fractal_inversion]

hey, I have to let her out of the basement sometimes.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>hey, I have to let her out of the basement sometimes.</STRONG>*cough**cough*Bull*****!*cough*cough*

[Superman]

Originally posted by Grotesqueangel:
<STRONG>OK on the first two but you may have to forgive me if I accidentally stuff a grape up your nose. I sometimes get carried away!! :D ;)</STRONG>

Hey my supersneeze will blow it out, its quite an extraordinary trick! :D

[Superman]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>I say we feed GG to the...pigs!

Superman after I'm done torturing GG do you think you'll give me my weeks pay?</STRONG>

Yeah I'll just have to review your work and see your progress, I'll swing by tomorrow to check out your 10am victim.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<STRONG>

IT'S NOT A PURSE!...IT'S A CALVIN KLEIN BAG! :D</STRONG>

Why do you have lipstick and tampons in there? :D :p ;)

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>*cough**cough*Bull*****!*cough*cough*</STRONG>

:)

[Greengoblin]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>I said "I'll bet". Next time read my posts before you reply.

But judging from you're last post, I was right ;) .</STRONG>

YOU HAD A BET ON!!!.....YOU SICK PUPPY!! :D

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>Why do you have lipstick and tampons in there? :D :p ;)</STRONG>

NO..I HAVE PICTURES OF YOU AND The KINGPIN DOING A LIMBO DANCE TOGETHER AT A NEW ORLEANS MARDI GRAS!! :D

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<STRONG>

YOU HAD A BET ON!!!.....YOU SICK PUPPY!! :D</STRONG>

Now pay up!

[Link]

Grotesqueangel and GreenGoblin are thrown into a pit fulls of pigs just like in Hannibal

Link:Oh look how that pig is eating GG's face..I gotta wait and see what Supes thinks..

[Madness]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>(Godzilla uses his new wind up choppers to bite madness's body into little bits)

Madness's head: Aw damn! Now I got an itch on my nose!</STRONG>
*Madness's body bits start to twitch and begin moving towards one another and reform a la Terminator 2. Madness's new body walks over to his head, iches his nose and squishes it back on.
:mad: Alright, where's the over-fed lizard that did this?.....
Madness drills a hole in Godzilla's chest, crawls inside, squirms around the luungs, through the arterys, until he reaches the heart and saws it off. He crawls back out, covered in blood, winds up Godzillas chatter teeth, and feeds him his own heart.
Awwwe, the big lug's gotta broken heart :D....
Hehehe, the bigger they are, the funner it is to kill 'em :cool:......

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Madness:
<STRONG>
*Madness's body bits start to twitch and begin moving towards one another and reform a la Terminator 2. Madness's new body walks over to his head, iches his nose and squishes it back on.
:mad: Alright, where's the over-fed lizard that did this?.....
Madness drills a hole in Godzilla's chest, crawls inside, squirms around the luungs, through the arterys, until he reaches the heart and saws it off. He crawls back out, covered in blood, winds up Godzillas chatter teeth, and feeds him his own heart.
Awwwe, the big lug's gotta broken heart :D....
Hehehe, the bigger they are, the funner it is to kill 'em :cool:......</STRONG>

Of course, this all happened in Madnesses imagination. The crazzier they are, the stupider their dreams get. :p

[Link]

I had a dream I was with Angelina Jolie!

[Madness]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>

Of course, this all happened in Madnesses imagination. :p</STRONG>

As oppose to everyone elses scenario's :confused:...............

[JBond]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>I had a dream I was with Angelina Jolie!</STRONG>

I had a dream I was Angelina Jolie! I had so much money....and great breasts too!

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>

I had a dream I was Angelina Jolie! I had so much money....and great breasts too!</STRONG>

Please, god, don't let JBond say Link was fondeling him in that dream :eek: !

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>

Please, god, don't let JBond say Link was fondeling him in that dream :eek: !</STRONG>Maybe that is what he is trying to say!

[JBond]

Um no, that is not what I was going for.

[bbf2]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<STRONG>

NO..I HAVE PICTURES OF YOU AND The KINGPIN DOING A LIMBO DANCE TOGETHER AT A NEW ORLEANS MARDI GRAS!! :D</STRONG>

Please . . . PLEASE . . . tell me that by "doing a limbo dance" you mean they were playing a party game.

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>

I had a dream I was Angelina Jolie! I had so much money....and great breasts too!</STRONG>

And you get to sleep with Billy Bob Thornton!!! :eek: :p

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Hey my supersneeze will blow it out, its quite an extraordinary trick! :D</STRONG>

At that speed it could kill someone.....why don't you aim it at Link!!! :D ;)

[Link]

It seems every female wants me dead...
Superman wouldn't do that to me...I did the jobs he gave me...

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>Grotesqueangel and GreenGoblin are thrown into a pit fulls of pigs just like in Hannibal

Link:Oh look how that pig is eating GG's face..I gotta wait and see what Supes thinks..</STRONG>

Grotesqueangel crawls out of the pit grabs Link by his scrawny little neck.

Grotesqueangel:GG wears a mask remember! And guess who's going to eat your face! &lt;She grins evilly&gt; :eek: :mad: :p

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>It seems every female wants me dead...
Superman wouldn't do that to me...I did the jobs he gave me...</STRONG>

You'd be surprised what men will do when a female is involved!! :D :p ;)

[Link]

Let's see some foul play!
So umm your gonna eat my face? With all this plastic surgery? I surely doubt it...AHH GOD THAT HURTS! DON'T BITE OFF MY TRADEMARK EAR...AHH YOU BASTERD!

Cocks Shotgun

[Warpedchick]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>Let's see some foul play!
So umm your gonna eat my face? With all this plastic surgery? I surely doubt it...AHH GOD THAT HURTS! DON'T BITE OFF MY TRADEMARK EAR...AHH YOU BASTERD!

Cocks Shotgun</STRONG>

Actually I'm a b***h and ears are my favourite entree! :p

And if you aim that shotgun at me I'm shove it up your **** and turn you into a human popsicle. :p ;)

[fractal_inversion]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>It seems every female wants me dead...
Superman wouldn't do that to me...I did the jobs he gave me...</STRONG>

It's okay, Link. I love you. My sort-of-evil-in-a-brady-bunch-type-of-way twin, however... let's just say it's too violent a job for Frizzo to handle.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>

It's okay, Link. I love you. My sort-of-evil-in-a-brady-bunch-type-of-way twin, however... let's just say it's too violent a job for Frizzo to handle.</STRONG>A job too violent for me to handle? Puh-lease!

[Link]

Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<STRONG>

It's okay, Link. I love you.</STRONG>

:eek:

100th Post Congratz Godzilla

[ 09-21-2001: Message edited by: Link ]

[Godzilla]

Yay! Not only that, I'm also almost to 1000 posts! Will you knight me when I get there, Supes?

[ 09-21-2001: Message edited by: Godzilla ]

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Yeah but you can still dress like a carrot and scare the ***** out of tehbtskink!</STRONG>

Please don't hurt me!!!!

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>I think Skink left after we dressed shunny in a worm costume..</STRONG>

No, I'm here. But my mouth is strangely gooey.

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Superman:
<STRONG>

Why do you have lipstick and tampons in there? :D :p ;)</STRONG>

You've never heard of Professor Tampon? Oh, is she a number!! Dance, Tammy!! Eee hee hee!!!!!!

[fractal_inversion]

Originally posted by thebtskink:
<STRONG>

You've never heard of Professor Tampon? Oh, is she a number!! Dance, Tammy!! Eee hee hee!!!!!!</STRONG>

Um. Right. I'm glad I missed that bit....

[Superman]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>Please, god, don't let JBond say Link was fondeling him in that dream :eek: !</STRONG>

Nah, they don't need to dream to fondle one another. :D ;)

[Superman]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<STRONG>NO..I HAVE PICTURES OF YOU AND The KINGPIN DOING A LIMBO DANCE TOGETHER AT A NEW ORLEANS MARDI GRAS!! :D</STRONG>

So? Mardi Gras is a party and naturally everyone parties. At least I wasn't flashing my t*ts like you to get the necklaces. :D :p :cool: ;)

[Superman]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>Yay! Not only that, I'm also almost to 1000 posts! Will you knight me when I get there, Supes?

[ 09-21-2001: Message edited by: Godzilla ]</STRONG>

Yes, you shall me Sir Godzilla, ruler of the porn district!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
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Yes, you shall me Sir Godzilla, ruler of the porn district!</STRONG>
And I shall be your biggest customer!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>And I shall be your biggest customer!</STRONG>

Your in charge of killing the mimes in the district, but getting you out during closing times at the porn shops has led me to create a whole task force just for that purpose!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
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Your in charge of killing the mimes in the district, but getting you out during closing times at the porn shops has led me to create a whole task force just for that purpose!</STRONG>A whole task force, just for me? You do care! *eyes tear up*

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>A whole task force, just for me? You do care! *eyes tear up*</STRONG>

Hey if you go blind who else is going to do my assassination jobs?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
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Hey if you go blind who else is going to do my assassination jobs?</STRONG>Well, then can I at least do it until I need glasses?

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Well, then can I at least do it until I need glasses?</STRONG>

If you wear coke bottle glasses, that's where I draw the line.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
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If you wear coke bottle glasses, that's where I draw the line.</STRONG>

I don't wear them yet....so I have a while to go! YES!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>I don't wear them yet....so I have a while to go! YES!</STRONG>

Let the whacking continue, either way whether its killings or "Frizzo time" something is being whacked.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
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Let the whacking continue, either way whether its killings or "Frizzo time" something is being whacked.</STRONG>

Damn straight!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Damn straight!</STRONG>

Yes, my wisdom shall not be questioned for I am eternal and the only one who can chug a keg in 1 second flat.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
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Yes, my wisdom shall not be questioned for I am eternal and the only one who can chug a keg in 1 second flat.</STRONG>
yeah, but only when I pump!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
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yeah, but only when I pump!</STRONG>

And pump you shall until I am intoxicated beyond the capacity of a normal man. And only then will we discover the true meaning of life.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
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And pump you shall until I am intoxicated beyond the capacity of a normal man. And only then will we discover the true meaning of life.</STRONG>
I'm always up for a philosophical experience!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
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I'm always up for a philosophical experience!</STRONG>

Even it kills us? We died from too much alcohol for the sake of science, a most honorable way to die.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
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Even it kills us? We died from too much alcohol for the sake of science, a most honorable way to die.</STRONG>
Its one of the best ways to go out!

[Link]

Hey Supes! You never payed me,and you never knighted me...

[Greengoblin]

Originally posted by Superman:
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So? Mardi Gras is a party and naturally everyone parties. At least I wasn't flashing my t*ts like you to get the necklaces</STRONG>

NO...YOU WERE TOO BUSY DROOLING OVER THE KINGPIN!!!....WHEN HE WAS DOING HIS STRIP TEASE!! :D

[Madness]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
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Its one of the best ways to go out!</STRONG>
That's how I died in the great keg party of '67............
Of course, death for me is far from permanent..........

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Madness:
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That's how I died in the great keg party of '67............
Of course, death for me is far from permanent..........</STRONG>
When I die, I want to be buried in a keg!

[Link]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
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When I die, I want to be buried in a keg!</STRONG>

Me too except I want Angelina to be on me!

[Link]

Supes Private Message me your AIM Name!!!! PLEASE!

[Superman]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>Hey Supes! You never payed me,and you never knighted me...</STRONG>

If you go after Dew (my new war) I will knight you, pay you and supply you with the necessities. Frizzo is still one of my top Lieutnants (actually he's the only since he killed the others to be the only one giving orders).

[Superman]

Originally posted by Greengoblin:
<STRONG>NO...YOU WERE TOO BUSY DROOLING OVER THE KINGPIN!!!....WHEN HE WAS DOING HIS STRIP TEASE!! :D</STRONG>

I was drooling "over" him because I was trying to jump over him to escape, but I was drunk (it explains the drooling) of course I woke up the next day in the gutter. You however, I heard had the time of your life with Doc Ock, it was a second honeymoon right?

[Link]

Originally posted by Superman:
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If you go after Dew (my new war) I will knight you, pay you and supply you with the necessities. Frizzo is still one of my top Lieutnants (actually he's the only since he killed the others to be the only one giving orders).</STRONG>

Umm how do I go after Dew?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Link:
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Umm how do I go after Dew?</STRONG>

I'm not gonna tell you how to do your job, but I'll give you some tips from a professional....

1. Midgets. A lot of them. They have all sorts of uses....just look around.
2. A rubber chicken. It packs a hell of a wallup, but leaves no distingushing bruises or marks.
3. Victims like to hear bad jokes before you kill them. It eases the tension.

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
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I'm not gonna tell you how to do your job, but I'll give you some tips from a professional....

1. Midgets. A lot of them. They have all sorts of uses....just look around.
2. A rubber chicken. It packs a hell of a wallup, but leaves no distingushing bruises or marks.
3. Victims like to hear bad jokes before you kill them. It eases the tension.</STRONG>

Well this like a joint project for you two! With Frizzo's spy clown training and Link's determination this could work, spy on her and report back to base to wait further instruction. Transmission end.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
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Well this like a joint project for you two! With Frizzo's spy clown training and Link's determination this could work, spy on her and report back to base to wait further instruction. Transmission end.</STRONG>

A Clown and an elf? Come on....don't you think an elf will draw suspician? ;)

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>A Clown and an elf? Come on....don't you think an elf will draw suspician? ;)</STRONG>

Dress him as a monkey and have that little box playing music, he can dance, people will throw coins, you curse because its not bills and no one will suspect anything.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
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Dress him as a monkey and have that little box playing music, he can dance, people will throw coins, you curse because its not bills and no one will suspect anything.</STRONG>Kinda sounds like Mine and Godzilla's usual Saturdays. I could work..... Link, what size tail do you wear?

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Kinda sounds like Mine and Godzilla's usual Saturdays. I could work..... Link, what size tail do you wear?</STRONG>

Sounds like the Tuesday's Bond and I have until the cops arrest us.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Superman:
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Sounds like the Tuesday's Bond and I have until the cops arrest us.</STRONG>Well, maybe if the two of you weren't naked at the time.....

[Superman]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Well, maybe if the two of you weren't naked at the time.....</STRONG>

Well its not my fault our prostitutes ran off with our clothes after JBond tried to pay them with gift certificates to Sam Goody. Told you they wanted cash...

[Link]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<STRONG>Kinda sounds like Mine and Godzilla's usual Saturdays. I could work..... Link, what size tail do you wear?</STRONG>

....Large?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Link:
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....Large?</STRONG>Quit your bragging! I'd say you're more of a small.....

[Link]

Dew seems to try and find out if Private Messages will work to get her posts up...
She also plans to post pointless posts to get her count up!

Me and Frizzo will do more we can to stop her!

By the way the suit fooled all of them!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Link:
<STRONG>Dew seems to try and find out if Private Messages will work to get her posts up...
She also plans to post pointless posts to get her count up!

Me and Frizzo will do more we can to stop her!

By the way the suit fooled all of them!</STRONG>And I made $12 in small change! Kick ass!

[Godzilla]

Topic's dieing! C'mon people!

[JBond]

I thought it died?

[Godzilla]

Shows how much you know chopped liver!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Godzilla:
<STRONG>Shows how much you know chopped liver!</STRONG>
Well, I know chopped liver very well!

[Superman]

Originally posted by JBond:
<STRONG>I thought it died?</STRONG>

Superman always lives! Now bow down! Hey the subject heading says so, and you know the heading never lies!

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Superman:
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Superman always lives! Now bow down! Hey the subject heading says so, and you know the heading never lies!</STRONG>

The day you delete my username is the day I will bow, butt jumper. :D

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
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The day you delete my username is the day I will bow, butt jumper. :D</STRONG>

Superman: &lt;Grabs him by his neck and forces him to his knees to bow down&gt;
Frizzo: &lt;Walks in&gt; Hey no fair I paid $20 to go first.
Olorin: &lt;Fighting back&gt; Price... Just doubled...

[Olorin]

Let's see. I'm still typing at my desk, so what's this about being pushed to my knees? :D

[Superman]

Originally posted by Olorin:
<STRONG>Let's see. I'm still typing at my desk, so what's this about being pushed to my knees? :D</STRONG>

Now your making out with JBond... Damn CPU...

[bbf2]

I can't bow down, he's gone.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Superman
Now your making out with JBond... Damn CPU...

Oh yeah, well...well....bah, you said this 3 years ago, I'll let it slide.

[Skinny]

I don't apply to any position on this site... unless somebody can make up one for me... heh heh... (hence my title)

[Se7en the movie]

whatever happened to all these guys?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Just for old time sake, do you think Supes wants me to kill someone?

[zamphir66]

^ Wookiee Bender :(

I don't know.