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Drogobaggins

04-12-2004, 02:54 PM

Did anyone see the Nick and Jessica Variety hour? I watched a few minutes in disbelief and figured the only reason people watched it was the same reason people slow down for a train wreck: morbid curiousity.:o

starsprite

04-12-2004, 03:09 PM

NO! I missed it :(

Switzer

04-12-2004, 03:14 PM

No, I'm sure the real reason they watched it is they were really interested in what intelligent things Jessica talks about

Drogobaggins

04-12-2004, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by Switzer
No, I'm sure the real reason they watched it is they were really interested in what intelligent things Jessica talks about
:D

l)arKnight.

04-12-2004, 03:38 PM

hey i love the show. It was funny and fun to whatch. If you dissing the show b/c J+N has another show that ppl will go and whatch ur just dumb to hate on it. Lot of ppl i know loved it also and it got good ratings I heard.
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Lovely Wendie (http://www.lovelywendie99.com/)

UnicornBlood3

04-12-2004, 03:49 PM

Yeah I watched it and I thought it wasnt too great. Plus the fact that Jessica is just pretending to be dumb now is just annoying..

carnage4u

04-12-2004, 04:19 PM

I saw the preview for it last week and I made sure I was home to watch this show.

I mean.. think about it. Being able to watch possibly the Worst thing EVER put on tv. I mean it would be like getting the front row seat to a train wreck, or being able to sit back on the beach on Normandy.

It was amazing how bad it was. Truly Horrible in all its glory. I felt my eyes bleed for hours after it was done.

sadly i couldnt see it all as i had to turn it 1/2 thru to watch arrested development

Rob in Phoenix

04-12-2004, 04:37 PM

I thought it was a delightful family show. I was proud to watch it with my family. With so many shows on TV about violence and death and premarital sex, it was nice to see a show with wholesome entertainment.

My favorite part was the duet between Jessica and Kenny Rogers.

Klimber

04-12-2004, 04:55 PM

Originally posted by Rob in Phoenix
I thought it was a delightful family show. I was proud to watch it with my family. With so many shows on TV about violence and death and premarital sex, it was nice to see a show with wholesome entertainment.

My favorite part was the duet between Jessica and Kenny Rogers.

ugh you are putting into a diabetic coma. :mad:

I bet you ate rice crispy treats too

Originally posted by carnage4u
I mean.. think about it. Being able to watch possibly the Worst thing EVER put on tv. I mean it would be like getting the front row seat to a train wreck, or being able to sit back on the beach on Normandy.

It was amazing how bad it was. Truly Horrible in all its glory. I felt my eyes bleed for hours after it was done.

But was it any good I can't tell from your luke-wark middle of the road review of the show. :applaud:

I saw some of it in passing but it had a serious CHEESE factor to it.

carnage4u

04-12-2004, 04:58 PM

The fact he was singing with the Car from Knight Rider.
--Of course I was made, they didnt even replicate the car properly and had the wrong voice.

I mean, if you going to go that low, might as well get the probably car setup, and use the voice. but of course Being that Horrible, they didnt really have a clue.

The opening song did remind me that Jessica has an amazing Rack though. I always knew they were huge, but Damm, those things about broke my tv.

Mr.Matinee

04-12-2004, 05:38 PM

I didn't watch it because of the high risk of my eyes simply boiling up and oozing out of my sockets...;):p

Dogbert0228

04-12-2004, 05:47 PM

WDTSF

04-12-2004, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by carnage4u
sadly i couldnt see it all as i had to turn it 1/2 thru to watch arrested development
*bows down* Thank you! We need more people to watch Arrested Development- I would be so sad if it was cancelled:waa:

As for the Nick and Jessica variety hour? :sleepy:

carnage4u

04-12-2004, 06:41 PM

Not to steal this thread, but Arrested Development is truly 1 of the Best new shows iv seen in the last couple years. I look foward to that show so much.

Neverending

04-12-2004, 06:50 PM

The only reason anyone saw this was too check out Jessica Simpson's tits.

WDTSF

04-12-2004, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by carnage4u
Not to steal this thread, but Arrested Development is truly 1 of the Best new shows iv seen in the last couple years. I look foward to that show so much.
I know!! It's the best!! If we could only get people to tune in, I know they'd be hooked and it would get the ratings it deserves!

Brock Landers

04-12-2004, 06:53 PM

Originally posted by l)arKnight.
hey i love the show. It was funny and fun to whatch. If you dissing the show b/c J+N has another show that ppl will go and whatch ur just dumb to hate on it. Lot of ppl i know loved it also and it got good ratings I heard.

You must be Jessica Simpson....because I just lost brain cells reading that.....

WDTSF

04-12-2004, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers
You must be Jessica Simpson....because I just lost brain cells reading that.....
OMG!!! YOU PEOPLE BUG ME! Don't you understand that Jessica isn't really dumb? Haven't you kids connected the dots yet? She played dumb, and the ratings on Newlyweds skyrocketed. Coincidence? No!! Her dumb behavior is just an act; a publicity stunt. The only thing that bugs me more than the fact that she does that is the people who actually believe it! Grrr!!!

....

Ok, I'm cool now:cool:

WDTSF

04-12-2004, 06:58 PM

But Brock, I agree w/ you about that one post lol

Brock Landers

04-12-2004, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by WDTSF
OMG!!! YOU PEOPLE BUG ME! Don't you understand that Jessica isn't really dumb? Haven't you kids connected the dots yet? She played dumb, and the ratings on Newlyweds skyrocketed. Coincidence? No!! Her dumb behavior is just an act; a publicity stunt. The only thing that bugs me more than the fact that she does that is the people who actually believe it! Grrr!!!

....

Ok, I'm cool now:cool:

**starts playing the worlds smallest Violin....just for you**

;)

WDTSF

04-12-2004, 07:13 PM

Brock, you can take that violin bow and shove it where the sun don't shine

;)

Brock Landers

04-12-2004, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by WDTSF
Brock, you can take that violin bow and shove it where the sun don't shine

;)

I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you. ;)

WDTSF

04-12-2004, 07:20 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers
I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you. ;) :confused:

That was...erm...weird...:p

Rob in Phoenix

04-12-2004, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by Dogbert0228
Yeah, if you call her going around with her chest about to fall out wholesome... I didn't notice. I was watching this with my family. I'm not sure if you are married or not but trust me, you don't think of such things when you love and respect your wife.

Pootie Tang

04-12-2004, 07:57 PM

Brock Landers

04-12-2004, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by Rob in Phoenix
I didn't notice. I was watching this with my family. I'm not sure if you are married or not but trust me, you don't think of such things when you love and respect your wife.

That's sweet and all, but during the Wedding ceremony did you have your balls chopped off? OFCOURSE YOU NOTICED.

UnicornBlood3

04-12-2004, 08:06 PM

:lol:

Neverending

04-12-2004, 10:14 PM

Jessica Simpson IS dumb. She barely made it out of high school. Saying Simpsons isn't dumb is like saying The Osbournes aren't really drug addicts.

carnage4u

04-13-2004, 08:40 AM

Originally posted by Neverending
Jessica Simpson IS dumb. She barely made it out of high school. Saying Simpsons isn't dumb is like saying The Osbournes aren't really drug addicts.

:)

_manuel_

04-13-2004, 09:39 PM

What the hell? :confused:
Nick and Jessica Variety Hour?
Did this really happen? Because it sounds like a sketch from SNL...

Se7en the movie

04-14-2004, 02:11 PM

awwww i read the title of this thread and thought nick and jessica were in a train wreck.......damn, so close but yet so far......

Drogobaggins

04-14-2004, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by _manuel_
What the hell? :confused:
Nick and Jessica Variety Hour?
Did this really happen? Because it sounds like a sketch from SNL...

Sadly yes. You are lucky to have missed that. :o

Switzer

04-14-2004, 04:34 PM

But its true though, girls really do try to dumb themselves down even if theyre not blonde.Guys like them better dumb I guess

carnage4u

04-14-2004, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by Switzer
But its true though, girls really do try to dumb themselves down even if theyre not blonde.Guys like them better dumb I guess

i prefer smart and sexy to dumb and sexy
ill take Dumb and twisted over smart and twisted as that can end badly.

Switzer

04-14-2004, 05:04 PM

But dumb should be better.If the gal is smarter, she has more control over the guy and she'll get to boss the guy around since she'll be making most of the money.If its a dumb girl, then the guy can take advantage that he's smarter :p

WDTSF

04-14-2004, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by Switzer
But dumb should be better.If the gal is smarter, she has more control over the guy and she'll get to boss the guy around since she'll be making most of the money.If its a dumb girl, then the guy can take advantage that he's smarter :p
you REEK of chauvinism:rolleyes::p

JustAnAlias

04-14-2004, 07:15 PM

It DID suck but it wasn't as craptastic as shows like the O.C. or Will and Grace.

beyond_th3

04-14-2004, 09:24 PM

the show was a bad idea from the start. nick and jess are not funny!

Optimus Magnus

04-15-2004, 10:16 PM

I tell ya what, Jessica Simpson must be a fantastic screw, cos I can't think of any other reason that any man would want to marry such a dim *****

JBond

04-16-2004, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by Drogobaggins
Did anyone see the Nick and Jessica Variety hour? I watched a few minutes in disbelief and figured the only reason people watched it was the same reason people slow down for a train wreck: morbid curiousity.:o

Ah dammit...when I saw the title of this thread I thought they were in a train wreck, don't toy with me :(