Hollywood stars, they read this?

[JackBauer]

i don't know what our fav actors are doing after work but is it possible that they check our boards?
if so, i'd like to say:

FRANKI MUNIZ, saw you on punk'd, you're a puss*!!!
DEMI MOORE, damn, you've no clue about fashion, but you're hot, now get rid of ashton kutcher!

i'll post more messages later
:D

[2_much_popcorn1]

lol

[Roundhouse]

dude i totally bet they do.

[Brock Landers]

Joan Rivers and Melissa Rivers......why are you such snobby *****es?

[JBond]

Mel Gibson:

The Road Warrior......cool http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

[Tony Montana]

Sam Raimi: Please, do another "Evil Dead" but let it be like the second one.

Bruce Campbell: Same.


P.Diddy: Shut the **** up, you are way to embarassing!!!


Tim Robbins: You're cool.


Christopher Walken: You're ice cold.


Al Pacino: Oooohaa!!!

[Garnet Spring]

Great thread.


Orlando Bloom: Ummm...Ahhhhhh! No, Uh....Please invite me to all the premeires of your movies, and I promise I won't stalk you so crazily.

Tom Cruise: Please cut out your tongue, thus prohibiting you from speaking, thus making you a much more likable person.:p


Jennifer Lopez: Die.

[tedward]

Tom Cruise - your alright really.

Also - I know that some celebrities do post here under psudinisms - a couple have five figure post counts - cos when your famous you cant really go outside.

[Tony Montana]

Originally posted by Garnet Spring
Jennifer Lopez: Die.

:applaud:

[Necross]

Ok seeing as if they do visit this some might kill themselves...

I love you all!!!

Thats a baldfaced lie but they'll never know who I don't like.......Clint Eastwood....................................

[droidguy1119]

Zooey: Find me and love me forever

[mentiroso]

Christina Ricci - Do some good nudity PLEASE!!

Bruce Willis- You are the man!

Ben Affleck - Please come back to Ga so I can kick you in your balls.

Kevin Smith - Please make more movies featuring Jay and Silent Bob - Not Affleck

Matt Damon - I liked you in Good Will hunting and you are much cooler than Ben Affleck

Michael Jackson - Innocent until proven Guilty but still wierd and one of the best musicians ever

Lou Diamond Phillips - Are you still alive?

Mimi Rogers - You are on hot MILF!

[JackBauer]

Originally posted by Garnet Spring

Jennifer Lopez: Die.

:applaud: :D numinous!

Justin Timerlake: boy, become a man!

Jude Law: you're great, you didn't get the oscar but you deserv it!

Pink: you're cool but retarded

Schwazzenegger: I'M DISSAPOINTED!! do us all a favour and give up beeing a governour, do T4!!!!

[Tony Montana]

Bruce Willis - You are a moron.

[JackBauer]

whyyyy??

[mentiroso]

Originally posted by Tony Montana
Bruce Willis - You are a moron.

Yeah, if you think that, you must be the moron.

[Switzer]

Kobe Bryant: You F *** ed her first

[JackBauer]

Kiera Knightley: :heart:

[Colorado Cajun]

Nell McAndrew: Call me
Wesley Snipes: Cast Djimon as Black Panther
Pink: Do Playboy
Lita: Ditto
Tom Jane: Soon you will be the number one comic icon

[starsprite]

Julia Stiles: Buy a personality.
Lohan: Back out of the Gossip Girl project before you ruin the books forever!! You suck at acting!
Ed Norton, Sean Penn, Charlize, Natalie Portman: You're all cool beans.
Jared Leto: I want to have your babies. <3

[Citizen Kane]

Olsen Twins: Die
Jesus: :heart: ;)
Steve Buscemi: win an Oscar
Philip Seymour Hoffman: see above
Quentin Tarantino: Where's The Vega Brothers?

[Necross]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
Olsen Twins: Die
Jesus: :heart: ;)
Steve Buscemi: win an Oscar
Philip Seymour Hoffman: see above
Quentin Tarantino: Where's The Vega Brothers?

How can you love Jesus yet tell too young teenage girls who haven't done anything wrong to die? Jesus wouldn't be to happy with you :nono:

[Tony Montana]

Originally posted by mentiroso
Yeah, if you think that, you must be the moron.


Mentiroso, spare me of your idiotic comments, please.



You dont like my opinion?

[JackBauer]

lol

[Donkinator]

yeah, dude, I totally bet Johnny Depp is sitting as his computer wondering like..."Man I wonder what the people at the CS boards think of me..."
I can totally see it.

[Inval1d]

Lita - Do Playboy

Trish Stratus - Do Playboy

50 Cent & Eminem - You suck, don't rap or act no more.

[Donkinator]

yo dudes I just came across this at Entertainment Weekly's website:

EMINEM, 50 CENT TO QUIT RAP INDUSTRY

In a stunning announcement, top rappers 50 Cent and Eminem, who account for 47% of all rap album sales, have quit the industry and plan to retire.
"It came to our knowledge that several people -- who shall remain nameless -- on the Coming Soon! message boards brought it to our attention that we sucked," claims Eminem. "With biting words like that, it's hard to go on."

You *****es can read the whole story at www.ew.com
and it looks like what you say here really DOES make a difference. they really ARE reading.

[JackBauer]

where?

that would be awesome!!! :cool:

yeah, i think its possible :rolleyes:

[mentiroso]

Originally posted by Donkinator

EMINEM, 50 CENT TO QUIT RAP INDUSTRY


If only we were to be so lucky. But then again, Dr. Dre is their master and as long as he says rap, they will rap. Simple enough.

[mentiroso]

Originally posted by Tony Montana
You dont like my opinion?



No, I dont, and you are still a moron.

[Tony Montana]

Originally posted by mentiroso
No, I dont, and you are still a moron.

There is another extreme stupid comment... You really should shame yourself...

[JackBauer]

ok guys, it's cool...

i'd like to say, CAMERON DIAZ, don't marry justin, i mean he's rich, famous and yeah ok, he looks good, buuuuuttt i CAN dance as well, and i'm a great swimmer :D :D

DANIEL DAY LEWIS - you're the man!

[kellness]

No and they dont like you!

[tman662000]

Cameron Diaz: Your ugly...why dont you go back to looking good, like on the mask. Instead, you now look like a skeleton, like in the charlie angel movies. YOU WERE HOTTER IN THE MASK.

Steve Busecmi: Win an oscar already would ya.

Jim Carrey: Same as above....

[todd philip]

KIRSTEN DUNST: I WANT TO SEE YOUR MILKY WHITE BOOBIES

CHRISTINA RICCI: SEE ABOVE

PINK: SEE ABOVE

CAMERON DIAZ: SEE ABOVE

Steve Busecmi: SEE ABOVE

Jim Carrey: Win an oscar already

ADAM SANDLER: YOU MAKE THE ONLY FUNNY MOVIES

SEAN PENN:
BARBRA STREISAND:
TOM CRUISE: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUSAN SARANDON:
BILL ORIELLY:

[JackBauer]

Originally posted by kellness
No and they dont like you!

they don't like who?

[Tardumb]

They being the voices in his head, you being him.

[JackBauer]

:lol:

[obsessedwithsnl]

Avril Lavine: Don't look both ways when crossing a street

[JackBauer]

Paris Hilton, does your head still hurts? Well you shouldn't f*** with taken men, b****!

[Tony Montana]

Jessica Simpson: How about a nice sea-chicken sandwich?

[JackBauer]

Prince William, go to hell and stay there.


sorry it's just one of those days.

[Tony Montana]

Ja Rule - Please, just die.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Satan, you still owe me $50. Call me!

[Rogue]

Johnny Cochran,
Please have mercy on their less-than-thinking souls.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Britney Spears - For God's sake, put some clothes on, stop singing, and please...never....ever try and act again!

[JackBauer]

Shannen Doherty, she looks so great on "Scare Tactics", i always loved her but damn she's HOT!! *greetz to Shannen*

[ankel crusher]

neve campbell please call me im so in love with you xo or send me a pm lol.;)

[Inferno]

Christina: You are not black.

[Yuney]

Britney: Please fall off the face of the planet and die. You obviously have no talent and must have slept your way to the top, because you can't sing.

[Tony Montana]

Ja Rule: please, die.

[simmy]

keira knightley: my bed is nice and comfy
jessica alba: my bed is nice and warm
orlando bloom: do not ever go into singing...
Tim Burton: i love your movies, and cnt wait for C.a.t.c.f!!

[Tony Montana]

Originally posted by simmy
keira knightley: my bed is nice and comfy
jessica alba: my bed is nice and warm
orlando bloom: do not ever go into singing...



:lol:

I thought he's going to continue:

orlando bloom: my bed is nice and ....

[simmy]

it's 'she' mate :p

[Tony Montana]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:applaud: :applaud: :applaud:

sorry Simmy, didnt know... great... !!!

[simmy]

haahahaha, its ok, i thinkk the whole peter pan avvy and 'simmy' for my name give a sense of 'male' but nope, female...

[Tony Montana]

Well, with Keira Knightley and Jessica Alba we have something incomon... ;)

[Kitty]

hilary duff: I didn't know that very less talented people could get into hollywood so easily nowadays..hmm..maybe i should audition for disney..;)
kutcher: i think the dumb guy persona got to your head..wait..you were always one of them..sorry about that, nevermind..
keira knightley: give me your agent. i wanna land great movies like that too..

[cerealkiller182]

christopher walken: your the man

harrison ford; your the man

howard stern: your show is old and you are too, just drop it

george lucas: you ruined Star Wars, Why?! If you touch Indiana Jones I will kill you, I swear to God!

Lindsay Lohn: call me

Whitney Houston: Leave the ****head

Eminem: take a chill pill

Simpsons Actors: Stop asking for more money. you barely even do anything.

Pearce Brosnan: You definately have one more Bond in you at least.

The maker of Dumb and Dumberer: Dont let me find you.

Quentin Tarantino: Keep up the good work

Carson Daly: you are a *****

[JackBauer]

Keira Knightley: I can be your HERO baby....*sing*

Joel Schumacher: STOP MAKING MOVIES!

Brad Pitt: Give me a call if you need a man for Oceans 13 ;)

Jennifer Lopez: Just die!!

Robert De Niro: You are one of the greatest actors i know.

Jennifer Connelly: Close to perfection. Too bad you're married...

[JackBauer]

Angelina Jolie: i love you!

Paul Anderson: you kinda piss me off!

Kelly Osbourne: stop beeing a whore!