T-1G02
02-27-2004, 11:56 AM
I saw one of the best with Conan and the fake George Bush(tv screen with Bush picture with someone else's mouth talking). Here are some quotes. May not be accurate, but pretty close.
Conan: Now Mr President, I heard you want to an amendment in the Constitution against gay marriage.
Bush: Wo, slow down there college boy. I know you Harvard and Yale boys like to use those big college words. I don't want to make amendment, I just want to add something to it.
Conan: Sir, that's called an amendment.
Bush: Yea whatever Harvard boy.
Conan: Sir, you know your need 66% vote of congress to amend the constitution.
Bush: Well guess, 66 is my lucky number. You may not know this, but I graduated college with a 66.
Conan: Really, So why do you not like gays getting married.
Bush: Because it's just immoral. Just think of gays getting marriage licenses. What's next, gay driver's licenses, gay fishing licenses?
Conan: Sir, what's gay fishing.
Bush: Well, it's when you go fishing and you like dudes. And the Bible is against gay marriage. "And maneth shall no go layeth with other maneth named(pause)...Kenneth.
Conan: Sir, I'm pretty sure that's not in the Bible.
Bush: Don't question me about the Bible. You know my family is in the Bible. Remember when Moses went to talk to the Burning Bush?
Conan: Sir, that was a burning bush.
Bush: No, that's not what my daddy told me. He told me that Moses was talking to Burning Herbert Walker Bush III. And I had bad experiences with gay sexual acts. One night I caught my daddy sleeping with George Washington impersonator.
Conan: Sir, that was your mother Barbara.
Bush: How dare you Conan, everyone knows my mother looks like the Quaker Oats guy.
Conan: Now Mr President, I heard you want to an amendment in the Constitution against gay marriage.
Bush: Wo, slow down there college boy. I know you Harvard and Yale boys like to use those big college words. I don't want to make amendment, I just want to add something to it.
Conan: Sir, that's called an amendment.
Bush: Yea whatever Harvard boy.
Conan: Sir, you know your need 66% vote of congress to amend the constitution.
Bush: Well guess, 66 is my lucky number. You may not know this, but I graduated college with a 66.
Conan: Really, So why do you not like gays getting married.
Bush: Because it's just immoral. Just think of gays getting marriage licenses. What's next, gay driver's licenses, gay fishing licenses?
Conan: Sir, what's gay fishing.
Bush: Well, it's when you go fishing and you like dudes. And the Bible is against gay marriage. "And maneth shall no go layeth with other maneth named(pause)...Kenneth.
Conan: Sir, I'm pretty sure that's not in the Bible.
Bush: Don't question me about the Bible. You know my family is in the Bible. Remember when Moses went to talk to the Burning Bush?
Conan: Sir, that was a burning bush.
Bush: No, that's not what my daddy told me. He told me that Moses was talking to Burning Herbert Walker Bush III. And I had bad experiences with gay sexual acts. One night I caught my daddy sleeping with George Washington impersonator.
Conan: Sir, that was your mother Barbara.
Bush: How dare you Conan, everyone knows my mother looks like the Quaker Oats guy.