Jason Voorhees
02-15-2004, 09:27 PM
In the old castle there existed nothing,but dust particals and a few bat droppings and puddles of owl uren..I mean if owls even pee.Anyway it had been 2000 years and the evil scientist had been killed by it`s massive zombie creation the same thing also happenend to his rather retarded assitant.Soon one evening 5 years ago in the year 1999 the great great...1000 times great grandson of Dr.Frakenstien had built a machine to ressurect his creature who had somehow been killed in there when the doctor overpowered the creature with electricity that lit up the sky and destroyed the doctor and the creature.Soon he got other parts and over 12 different brains,until soon he invented a streching machine and a strength machine that created the evilest creature that would destroy the town of Charismaville which was the cty built after Transilvania.Then today on 02-15-04 the creature had awakened andswent near the closest home near his,the home of joel dawson and phil argus plus jason voorhees.
Next morning:
Phil woke up sweating
after he had watched "Night of the dead"
300 times straight,though it might`ve just
been 1 time cause Joel messed up the clocks.
He kicked on his slippers,brushed his teeth,
combed his hair,got changed then ran
down the stairs then slid on the railing and
landed into Joel`s foot then crashed into
the table and a knife stabbed him"AAAHHH!!!
Why the BEEP!I CAN`T BEEP BEEP BEEP!"Phil
screamed...Jason Voorhees soon walked into the
room and yelled"PHIL!Buddy calm down it`s
10:00am in the morning I usually sleep till
11:30am,now let me check that injury"he pulled
the knife out and saw the words"MUST HAVE
BRAINS"then he backed away and shoved Joel
and Phil then locked the car and casually put
on his mask then struck the figure outside.He continued
throwing blows,but none of the hits worked as he was
hoisted into the air then thrown into the house and the
house blew up.Jason picked up his two friends then they
concocted a plan and soon 2 hours later.Frankenstein
went towards a beautifal women and then
she led him towards the castle then she said"
Let me get ma make up on,then the woman
took off her mask revealing Jason...then
he ran backdown and went towards his
friends then they activated a bomb and
the castle blew to smitherings along
with the creature...then an old book
fell out and revealed a script
that read their whole adventure...
Me:Um guys...you
might wanna look
behind you...
there stood Frankenstien
Me: Did I forget to mention
he nowe he teleportation
powers?
all three guys:AAAHHHH!!!!
the end?
:confused: adino?
Next morning:
Phil woke up sweating
after he had watched "Night of the dead"
300 times straight,though it might`ve just
been 1 time cause Joel messed up the clocks.
He kicked on his slippers,brushed his teeth,
combed his hair,got changed then ran
down the stairs then slid on the railing and
landed into Joel`s foot then crashed into
the table and a knife stabbed him"AAAHHH!!!
Why the BEEP!I CAN`T BEEP BEEP BEEP!"Phil
screamed...Jason Voorhees soon walked into the
room and yelled"PHIL!Buddy calm down it`s
10:00am in the morning I usually sleep till
11:30am,now let me check that injury"he pulled
the knife out and saw the words"MUST HAVE
BRAINS"then he backed away and shoved Joel
and Phil then locked the car and casually put
on his mask then struck the figure outside.He continued
throwing blows,but none of the hits worked as he was
hoisted into the air then thrown into the house and the
house blew up.Jason picked up his two friends then they
concocted a plan and soon 2 hours later.Frankenstein
went towards a beautifal women and then
she led him towards the castle then she said"
Let me get ma make up on,then the woman
took off her mask revealing Jason...then
he ran backdown and went towards his
friends then they activated a bomb and
the castle blew to smitherings along
with the creature...then an old book
fell out and revealed a script
that read their whole adventure...
Me:Um guys...you
might wanna look
behind you...
there stood Frankenstien
Me: Did I forget to mention
he nowe he teleportation
powers?
all three guys:AAAHHHH!!!!
the end?
:confused: adino?