Britney Married?

[equipe]

Well someone got lucky

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/01/04/britney.spears.wedding.ap/index.html

[EnderDeschain]

Jeez. She'll do anything to stay in the news. I am rapidly starting to detest her.

[Brock Landers]

I started laughing at the part in which they came from "The Ghost Bar", a bar no less. Yeah, I wonder what the variable in this equation is! :D

[sphericthor]

Apparently they're already getting a divorce after it was a joke that went too far

[Tara]

I just love the fact that they got married in Vegas, at the "little White Wedding chapel" Last time i was in Vegas, that place had a drive up window so that couples could wed in the comfort of their car, and by way of reception meals they had vending machines.

[IdahoMR2man]

Well at least I'm not the only one that does stupid things when they're drunk.

"Baby girl....where'd we go wrong?"

[PsYkOoOoO]

Originally posted by EnderDeschain
Jeez. She'll do anything to stay in the news. I am rapidly starting to detest her.

you only just started?:D

[spiderman_2k]

Well....I didn't see that one coming.

[sphericthor]

I didn't even find out about it in this thread, I was just looking for a few quotes and up it popped at the side of the page.

[IdahoMR2man]

""I don't know what's going through her mind," the Web Site quoted "someone close to Spears" as saying."

Well I know what's going through her mind....BOOOOOZE!!!!

[droidguy1119]

Wow. Um. Interesting. :rolleyes:

[starsprite]

Hahah she already wants to get it annuled!

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=145240

[spiderman_2k]

A source speaking on condition of anonymity told The Associated Press that Spears was a "little stunned" about getting married to Alexander but was not drunk at the time.

LOL...Yeah Right

[EonBlueÆnima]

stupid...

[Alien]

Is she still saying that she wouldn't have sex with a man until they are married (excluding JT)? Hell I’d get married for a day just to get her into bed.

[soylentmcmuffin]

Britney Spears has the maturity of a 3 year old with ADD.

[Alien]

Originally posted by soylentmcmuffin
Britney Spears has the maturity of a 3 year old with ADD. What is the second D for? Attention – blank – Disorder.

[soylentmcmuffin]

Originally posted by Alien
What is the second D for? Attention – blank – Disorder.

deficite, in her case Attention Devouring Disorder

[Switzer]

What's the guy's name, no one ever said

[Alien]

Originally posted by soylentmcmuffin
deficite, in her case Attention Devouring Disorder Sometimes I think I have an acute version of that Attention Deficite Disorder

[soylentmcmuffin]

Originally posted by Alien
Sometimes I think I have an acute version of that Attention Deficite Disorder

you worry me :confused:

[minusbfold]

Who gives a ****

[Tenafly Viper]

LMFAO!! Alcohol the greatest of all equalizers.

[dr_evil]

I found out about this morning. My mom said that britney married Jason Alexander (thats his name) and i was creeped out because i thought she married the guy from seinfeld, but it was actually someone she used to have a crush on.


It will be over in a couple of weeks.

[PsYkOoOoO]

Originally posted by dr_evil
It will be over in a couple of weeks.

thats so generous of you...

[jpdill]

They got divorced today.

They were v. drunk and "accidently" got married for a laugh.

[spiderman_2k]

I thought she wasn't drunk...

A quote from a news artice on the previous page..

A source speaking on condition of anonymity told The Associated Press that Spears was a "little stunned" about getting married to Alexander but was not drunk at the time.

[Tenafly Viper]

She should just be honest and say she was absolutely sh-tfaced, imo it is less embarrassing to chalk it up to alcohol induced stupidity, which most people can identify with. Instead of just plain old stupidity, which even more people can identify with, but never admit. ;)

[spiderman_2k]

She just doesn't want to destroy her good image...Unfortunatly she doesn't realise it has been destroyed for the last year or so.

[Alien]

Originally posted by soylentmcmuffin
you worry me :confused: Why?

[Tenafly Viper]

Originally posted by spiderman_2k
She just doesn't want to destroy her good image...Unfortunatly she doesn't realise it has been destroyed for the last year or so. Exactly spidey! it's the never ending drama of her trying to maintain this whole good girl virginal persona while living an entirley different lifestyle that bores the hell out of me. Nice arse though ;) LOL

[soylentmcmuffin]

Originally posted by Alien
Why?

you seem very self-loathing, no offense

[Halofan1]

I for one am relieved she isn't really married. I've been in love with Britney for the longest, and I know this will sound stupid, but I want to marry her.


That'll happen when Roger Waters and David Gilmour put their differences aside and go on a Pink Floyd tour.

[Tim37ninjageniu]

That is the luckiest mother****er ever. According to Nevada law he is entitled to half of all royalties she earned while they were married. And it takes time to get annuled. Plus it's Spears.

[Rogue]

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=145264


Looks like she just joined the ranks of women with minute marriages and divorcées.

[Knerys]

You know...she tries to gain credibilty with people then she goes off and does something liek this......:rolleyes:

[PsychoMike]

She was trying to gain credability I must have missed it. :rolleyes:

[Jaydawg]

This is great. When shes forgotten about again, its PLAYBOY time :D

[spiderman_2k]

I hope so.

[zamphir66]

Originally posted by Halofan1
I for one am relieved she isn't really married. I've been in love with Britney for the longest, and I know this will sound stupid, but I want to marry her.

r u serious? how can you be in love with someone u haven't even met? and how can u be in love with a vacuous media whore? if you're 15, then i guess i can understand.

[tedward]

Originally posted by Halofan1
I for one am relieved she isn't really married. I've been in love with Britney for the longest, and I know this will sound stupid, but I want to marry her.


That'll happen when Roger Waters and David Gilmour put their differences aside and go on a Pink Floyd tour.

For a second there I got all excited - I thought we had a new Jeff Stacky for these boards but alas youve shown you have some grip on reality. Shame.

[Radiohead]

Originally posted by Tim37ninjageniu
That is the luckiest mother****er ever. According to Nevada law he is entitled to half of all royalties she earned while they were married. And it takes time to get annuled. Plus it's Spears.

do you think he will collect?

[Halofan1]

Originally posted by zamphir66
r u serious? how can you be in love with someone u haven't even met? and how can u be in love with a vacuous media whore? if you're 15, then i guess i can understand.

My goodness, so much negativity. For the purposes of this persons ignorance, I must refer to "in love with" as "attracted to" now.

[zamphir66]

i'm just trying to watch out for you.

[PsYkOoOoO]

Originally posted by Halofan1
but I want to marry her.



:hehe:

[spiderman_2k]

I heard that we wasn't going to collect in on the money, and that they are still good friends.

[jacobje]

She's such a cow
She goes out getting married just because she was bored and wanted to do something wild...How stupid can one be..she must have to much money if she can't come up with anything else to do when you're bored.
stupid childish ......, and I hope the guy takes half her money..


I'm glad I got that off my chest.

[Tony Montana]

Who cares about her?? Nice way to get her some press (while her new album is out!), Madonna must have teached her a lot about publicity...

[pirategirl]

well I guess some people will do anything for a little publicity....
it obviously worked though!

[Radiohead]

here is what happened.

britney and jason got drunk
britney and jason got horny.
britney got reluctant because maybe she doesn't want to sleep with someone again until she gets married.
jason got a bright idea.
britney got food poinsoning and said "whatever."
britney and jason got married.
britney and jason got annulled.

[sniktawt]

Radiohead, You Missed The Part..."Britney ****ed Jason...Then Threw up in his lap"

[ambrosia]

Originally posted by sniktawt
Britney ****ed Jason...Then Threw up in his lap"

............. it'd still be worth it.

[Baadshah]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005453/bio

Spouse
Jason Allen Alexander (3 January 2004 - 5 January 2004) (annulled) http://forum.shahrukhkhan.org/images/smilies/clap.gif

[mary grace]

worst publicity stunt ever

[Halofan1]

Originally posted by zamphir66
i'm just trying to watch out for you.

Much appriciated.

[iice]

she said she believes in the sanctity of marriage..?!?? i dnt get that, i read somewhere that she wasnt drunk or high or anything and then i read a different article that said they had a little too much to drink thus the marriage...which is true?

[tedward]

yea I heard about her saying she believes in the sanctity of marriage - right before she said "I have a new video out its really cool"

[Kitty]

sanctity of marriage my ass. if she wasn't drunk and believed in her supposed "sanctity of marriage" she never would've done such a thing (unless she's that thick). she had too much to drink and got hitched. end of story.

[tedward]

shes also thick.