Spiderman VS The Punisher

[halo7]

peter parker is walking down the street when he hears the cries of innocent people from a parking garage he turns Into spiderman! he runs into the parking garage hearing the laughter of the green goblin. when he arrives at the scene he realizes that the green goblin wasnt laughing but crying. Peter saw a man beating the living ***** out of the green goblin while shooting cars that belonged to mobsters.Peter just walked away. The man kept showing up at all the big shootouts and killing everyone in sight. Peter became jealous he wanted his glory back he had no choice but to punish THE PUNISHER:evil: :evil: :evil:
Peter challenged the man at a late night raid he merely left him a note saying meet me behind the ribshack at 9:23 p.m tonight. The man brought his guns. Peter watched as the man slowly walked near the target. The man heard a voice he heard the words: hello i hear they call you the punisher well mr punisher you have been stealing all my glory so now im gonna kill you. The man quickly puled out 2 semi-automatic pistols and fired away. Peter made a web blocking all the bullets.he then dissapeared. The punisher asked "where are you". Oh just hanging around Peter replied while slowly lowering himself from the roof upside down. The Punisher screamed stop those F@cking puns and immediatley turned around pulled out a pump action shotgun and shot peter in the head. Causing Peter to die instantly. then a girl named Mary Jane came up to The Punisher and said Oh punisher will you teach me how to make love. hell yeah the punisher responded. and then after the love making MJ tried to steal The Punishers money but he immediatley blew her head off and retrieved his money. he then went up on the rooftop of a hotel.unbeknownst to the Punisher a man had been watching him all night. the man quickly came up behind The Punisher and punched the back of his head causing the Punisher to fall.the man raises the Punisher over the ledge and says: i want you to tell your friends about me. b-bb-bb-ut who are you.Im Batman!!! now will you tell your friends about me. No way motherf@cker. the punisher blew batman away with his shotgun. we then see the punishers ciggarette float slowly to the ground. fade out
THE END

[cg124]

WTF that was stupid, sorry, thats the worst fan fic i read here at CS!

[sniktawt]

WTF??????

Considering they met a gazillion times this is insane.

[Spike2002]

All I can say is, huh. :eek:

[Highfire]

that was not good

[cg124]

very sad, no effort

[IamMrDJ]

I agree with all posts above me, WTF???

[sniktawt]

It's like the dude knew nothing of the history Spidey Had with Castle through the years.
Lame effort.
I mean everyone deserves a chance to showcase their talent but when it borders on the absurd, it deserves to be made fun of.;)

[Macbane]

I thought it was hilarious. But not in a complementary way.

[Tony Montana]

meet me behind the ribshack at 9:23 p.m tonight

That was best IMO!!!


What a crap!!!

[halo7]

this was meant to be lame and stupid its a parody of all the stupid crossovers

[HeadHunter]

i git 2 lines in and got bored :p

[halo7]

well wait till i come up with my next horrible fanfiction:The riddler VS Leatherface

[Kitty]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
i git 2 lines in and got bored :p
yeah me too :p
great, soon as you know it, he'll turn into another nightmarexxx..
--_--;;;

[AnGeL's_BaBe03]

OMG

[The Darkness]

lol

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by halo7
this was meant to be lame and stupid its a parody of all the stupid crossovers

Considering they've been crossed over since the 70's the joke's on you my friend.;)

[halo7]

well im sorry okay just stop complaining i usually dont do comic-crossover fanfictions.

[PlayingGod]

This story confused me ..

[cg124]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
This story confused me ..

yeah this guy just screwed around trying to make a funny i guess. But i thought it was stupid

[halo7]

please dont hurt me im only a mere man

[cg124]

it's alright maybe next time if you make another one. put spoof in the title

[halo7]

okay

[NightmareXXX]

Oh really?Another NightmareXXX I suppose is bad?

[NightmareXXX]

Just because there`s another NightmareXXX that means it`s bad,huh?Is it bad huh?Well **** you Kitty I`d rather just quit this stupid forum!

[Kitty]

no i was just talking...fine, your choice, sorry for rubbing you the wrong way. i'm sorry, your stories i've read are entertaining. just the grammar that bothers me. heh, better to speak the truth then to say lies eh? (eh i'm makin this worse). i understand if you wish not to speak to me..

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by NightmareXXX
Oh really? Another NightmareXXX, I suppose it's bad?

Grammar fixed.

:)

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by NightmareXXX
Just because there's another NightmareXXX means it's bad, huh? Is it bad? Well **** you Kitty, I'd rather just leave ( you can't quit a forum - PG ) this stupid forum!

:)

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by halo7
[i]Peter parker was walking down the street when he heard the cries of innocent people coming from a parking garage. He turns changes his clothes and becomes Spider-Man! Running into the parking garage, he hears the laughter of the Green Goblin. When he arrives at the source of the noises Peter realizes that the Green Goblin wasn't laughing but crying.

Peter saw a man beating the living **** out of the Green Goblin, while shooting cars that belonged to mobsters. Peter shrugs and walks away.

The man keeps showing up at all the big shoot-outs, killing everyone in sight. Peter becomes jealous he wanted his fame back, so he had no choice but to punish THE PUNISHER!

Peter challenges the man at a late night raid by leaving a note saying "Meet me behind the ribshack at 9:23 p.m tonight". The man was there, along with his arsenal of guns. Peter watched as the man slowly walked near the target.

Hearing a voice, He listens carefully and hears, "Hello I hear they call you The Punisher well Mr. Punisher you have been stealing all my fame so now im gonna give you the justice you deserve."

The Punisher quickly pulled out two, semi-automatic, pistols and fired. Thinking quickly, Peter makes a web blocking all the bullets, dissappearing in the commotion. The Punisher asked "where are you".

"Oh just hanging around," Peter replied while slowly lowering himself from the roof upside down. The Punisher screamed, "Stop those ****ing puns," and immediatley turned around pulled out a pump action shotgun and shot peter in the head, causing Peter to die instantly.

Then a girl named Mary Jane came up to The Punisher and said ", Oh punisher will you teach me how to make love."

" Hell yeah!" The Punisher responded.

After the love making, MJ tries to steal The Punishers money but he caught her blew her head off, retrieving his money in the process. He then went up on the rooftop of a hotel.

Unbeknownst to The Punisher a man had been watching him all night. The man quickly came up behind The Punisher and punched the back of his head causing The Punisher to fall. Raising The Punisher over the ledge, the man says, :" I want you to tell your friends about me."

"B -bb-bb-ut who are you?" The Punisher mutters.

"Im Batman!!! Now will you tell your friends about me?" Batman says.

" No way mother****er," The Punisher says as he unloads of clip into Batman, blowing him off the roof.

We then see The Punishers cigarette float slowly to the ground.

Fade out

THE END

There, I tried to make it somewhat easier to read.

:)

[cg124]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
There, I tried to make it somewhat easier to read.

:)


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[halo7]

wow nice job PlayingGod

[PlayingGod]

Thank you .. :)