Bo Selecta.....

[AnGeL's_BaBe03]

Who's your fav character.

[Switzer]

Tranny & susannah?

[Alien]

Shamone Mother F**ker! Look at my bad self on my computai!

[mistaste]

You know you've missed out one of the best characters, "Craaaaaiiiiiiiiig David" how could you do such a thing?!? he's reet bo!! i can't stand that Davina McCall skit anymore, it just got too repetetive and ****e, like Trisha, what a pile of wank, Posh & Becks one is crap cos it's just ... not funny, the Gareth Gates thing might have been funny when it came out like 2 years ago :| or whever he came out, tosser, for The Bear now i just love the reaction his guests have to Steven the ginger squirrel and his little "story" book. Fookin mint show tho!!! omg AND you missed out Mel B, are you retarded?!? get chuck of Tranny and Susannah, Marylin Manson, Posh & Becks and put Craig, Mel, and Avid with Craig from the Big Brother1 on!!!

[sphericthor]

Michael Jackson is probably the best one in the show apart from Craig David

[Se7en the movie]

michael jackson! I ONE INVISIBLE PETA PAN MOTHER****ER!

i like davina mccall, DONT SAY **** OR BUGGER!

[mistaste]

nah man can't stand Davina, it eventually just got the same thing each week, "dont say **** or bugger, right are we off air? you ****ing bugger get me a cup of tea im givin birth you ****ing bugger" they cud have done so much better ...

[Garnet Spring]

Help an American out and tell me what the heck you all are talking about.

[Alien]

Originally posted by Garnet Spring
Help an American out and tell me what the heck you all are talking about. It's brittish

[WDTSF]

Originally posted by Alien
It's brittish
LOL is that supposed to be helpful?:lol:

I'm american and I would like to know what it is- is it a big concert? Is it a tour?

[mistaste]

funny as fook tv show where the ppl just take the piss out of loads of celebrities by wearin masks n stuff, shd try n d/l one from Kazaa or whatever else lets u d/l videos :S it's good!

[smokiechimp]

SHAMON! MOTHER ****ER!!!!!!! :D

[sphericthor]

There's a couple of clips HERE (http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/B/bo_selecta/) on the Bo Selecta site

[Alien]

Celebs: Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo,
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo (Wibble),
Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo,
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo (Proper Crimbo),

Craig David: On The Seven Days Of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A Pereguine Falcon, Proper Bo I tell thee,
Shelltore trainers and a beanie hat,
A new set of headers all shiny and black,
I didn't sleep that night for Santa to come,
I wet the bed that's what I had done,
'Coz Christmas time is the place to be,
I always wake up in a puddle of wee,
With a Ho Ho Ho and a Silent Night,
A little chipolata I'll be feeling alright,
Turkey's on the table as big as a cow,
To celebrate Crimbo I'll tell thee how, Reet-oh

Celebs: Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo, (Selecta)
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo (Selecta)
Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo (Selecta) *smash*
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo (arrrgh)

Micheal Jackson: (yoo hoo) Ho Ho Ho, I'm a bad Mo'Fo,
I got presents y'all but they two by two,
They closed the shop so I got time for you,
Super Funky and you watch the bombs,
Watch out Santa 'coz here I come,
'Coz I sleep on the floor, never ever on a bed,
That's Santa's style so in your head,
It's me just up come share my needs,
Got gifts for y'all what you got for me,
Cha'mone (Cha'mone), Cha'mone (Cha'mone), Cha'mone check check da cone,
I said Bubbles ain't a monkey she can move real funky Cha'mone check check da cone, (that's right) Ow!

Celebs: Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo (Selecta),
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo (Selecta),
(ee-he)Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo (Selecta),
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo (Proper Crimbo),

Craig David: Hey-up, where's all t'band gone, Come on kids help us out,
Sing with me (Proper Bo-Bo),
Check it out (Proper Bo-Bo),
Can I get a rewind (Proper Bo-Bo),
That were reet good (Proper Bo-Bo, Proper Bo-Bo, Proper Bo-Bo)
Come on now, let's get it together, you aswell Kes

Celebs: (Sing with me) Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo,
(Take me for a drink) I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo (Take me for a *?*) (grrr),
Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo (Selecta I say),
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo

Craig David: Can I get a DJ,

Celebs: Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo (Sing with me),
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo (haaaa),
Put up that Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo (Put up your christmas tree),
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo (So excited, so excited, so excited)

Craig David: Reet good, now come on sing with me,

Celebs: Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo (Sing with me),
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo (I'll take you for a drink),
Put up that Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo (Put up your christmas tree),
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo (So excited, so excited, so excited)

Craig David: Have a proper bo crim...bo!

[mistaste]

riiiiiiiiiiite ... and that took you HOW long?

[AnGeL's_BaBe03]

Originally posted by Alien
Celebs: Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo,
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo (Wibble),
Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo,
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo (Proper Crimbo),

Craig David: On The Seven Days Of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A Pereguine Falcon, Proper Bo I tell thee,
Shelltore trainers and a beanie hat,
A new set of headers all shiny and black,
I didn't sleep that night for Santa to come,
I wet the bed that's what I had done,
'Coz Christmas time is the place to be,
I always wake up in a puddle of wee,
With a Ho Ho Ho and a Silent Night,
A little chipolata I'll be feeling alright,
Turkey's on the table as big as a cow,
To celebrate Crimbo I'll tell thee how, Reet-oh

Celebs: Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo, (Selecta)
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo (Selecta)
Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo (Selecta) *smash*
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo (arrrgh)

Micheal Jackson: (yoo hoo) Ho Ho Ho, I'm a bad Mo'Fo,
I got presents y'all but they two by two,
They closed the shop so I got time for you,
Super Funky and you watch the bombs,
Watch out Santa 'coz here I come,
'Coz I sleep on the floor, never ever on a bed,
That's Santa's style so in your head,
It's me just up come share my needs,
Got gifts for y'all what you got for me,
Cha'mone (Cha'mone), Cha'mone (Cha'mone), Cha'mone check check da cone,
I said Bubbles ain't a monkey she can move real funky Cha'mone check check da cone, (that's right) Ow!

Celebs: Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo (Selecta),
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo (Selecta),
(ee-he)Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo (Selecta),
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo (Proper Crimbo),

Craig David: Hey-up, where's all t'band gone, Come on kids help us out,
Sing with me (Proper Bo-Bo),
Check it out (Proper Bo-Bo),
Can I get a rewind (Proper Bo-Bo),
That were reet good (Proper Bo-Bo, Proper Bo-Bo, Proper Bo-Bo)
Come on now, let's get it together, you aswell Kes

Celebs: (Sing with me) Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo,
(Take me for a drink) I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo (Take me for a *?*) (grrr),
Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo (Selecta I say),
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo

Craig David: Can I get a DJ,

Celebs: Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo (Sing with me),
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo (haaaa),
Put up that Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo (Put up your christmas tree),
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo (So excited, so excited, so excited)

Craig David: Reet good, now come on sing with me,

Celebs: Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo (Sing with me),
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo (I'll take you for a drink),
Put up that Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo (Put up your christmas tree),
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo (So excited, so excited, so excited)

Craig David: Have a proper bo crim...bo!

Whats all that about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sphericthor]

That's the lyrics for "Proper Chrimbo" by Avid Merrion

[AnGeL's_BaBe03]

Yeah i know that but i don't the point of writing them down?

[Alien]

Originally posted by mistaste
riiiiiiiiiiite ... and that took you HOW long? No time at all. I copied and pasted.

[Archer]

WTF is BO SELECTA?!?

[sphericthor]

It's a show in the UK where a guy named Avid Merrion dresses up as celebrities and takes the biggest piss outta them, he does a killer Michael Jackson impression too.

Cha'mone Motha ****a

[AnGeL's_BaBe03]

Check my bad self, hee heeeeee!!!

[spiderman_2k]

Michael Jackson is his best one.... Ho Ho Ho Selecta is on tommorow night..:D

[sphericthor]

I watched Ho Ho Ho Selecta last night but it wasn't as good as it is normally, Craaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig David metting Santa was probably the highlight of the whol show when he brought out his list

[AnGeL's_BaBe03]

I missed the 1st half of it last night im absolutlet gutted but i guess it will be on e4 sometime.

[sphericthor]

Well you didn't miss much really, but it'll probably be on E4 by the end of the week, so you shouldn't have too long to wait for it

[Alien]

Ho Ho Ho Selecta had it's laughs but it wasn't all that. Really the 1st half was the best.

[Harry Potter]

Michael Jackson

HEEEE! HEEEE! CIAMONE MUTHER FU**ER

[project Doom]

I don't think I get this poll :confused:


*walks out of this thread*