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NightmareXXX
11-02-2003, 03:27 PM
Description:This is a fanfic series,where the first fighters the chamipons,Tacoman & Homestar Runner face eachother.In the next one,Pom-Pom will face Smoket The Cigarette.In this fanfic Tacoman is having a nice day,until Homestar Runner comes into the picture,Tacoman has been planning for his enemy to come,so he go`s into Homestar`s mind and go`s into his nightmares.Homestar defeats Tacoman and they battle in the realworld,then....oops!I guess you`ll just have to find out.


Title:Tacoman V.S Homestar Runner
Parody Of:Freddy V.S Jason
Time Period:2003
Date Written:November 2,2003

Warriors:Tacoman
Bio:A talking taco who is
the mascot of Ebola World,
he stared in the animated computer
film,Mc Ronald Land
Number of Movies:#4

Homestar Runner
Bio:A creation of The Brother Chaps,
he has his own fanlisting for each character
,he`s much more popular than Tacoman
,but is now playing the parody role of Jason,
along with Tacoman playing the parody role
of Freddy Krueger.

Chapter#1:The Ebola World Battle!

Date Log entry:
Name:Tacoman Timothy Titanium
Species:Taco-lien
Password:EBOLA WORLD!

Tacoman was working on his computer in his boiler room down beneath the old crappy elementary school,suddenly the computer busted and Tacoman`s meat came out then he yelled " Holy Shrimp Puffs who`s the wise ass crack who killed my F*****N
system?"suddenly Homestar`s head appeared on a floating TV screen that came from the window " Hello Tacoman..person...guyyyy!!!I`am Homestar Runner and I ....ummm...challeng you to somethin.....(Pom-Pom`s whispering is heard in the back)Oh yeah!A challenge to see who is the best messed up internent character ever!"suddenly Homestar shot through the screen and Tacoman flipped then picked up his Freddy glove,and said " How did you get here so fast?",Homestar blinked and then said " That is a mystery you shall never know ",Tacoman flipped and slashed his knife at Homestar,but Homestar pulled out his machete,Tacoman used his psychic powers and cut a hole through Homestar`s head,with that hye sucked himself into Homestar`s dreams and prepared to battle him.

Homestar stared blankly into the open space and said " Damn!Dis is sure one empty place it looks like a mind "Tacoman pulled out his arm and rammed Homestar on the noggin then said " It`s your mind you white skinned,no armed,retarded teenager !"Homestar got mad,then prepared to battle.Tacoman sped around his mind,and Homestar pulkled out his machete then grew 100 feet.He stabbed Tacoman and stabbed him until Tacoman couldn`t take it anymore and destroyed Homestar`s brain.TYheyboth were sucked into a portal hen fell into the Homestar Runner.com Land and Tacoman disapeered then prepared to kill any character in this messed up world.

To Be Countinued....

ambrosia
11-02-2003, 05:15 PM
Not many on these boards will know who these characters are, Nightmare.

Anyways, Strongbad would kick all their asses. ;)

sabin26
11-03-2003, 11:34 AM
Hells yeah Strongbad would kick all their asses Anime style.

droidguy1119
11-03-2003, 10:17 PM
And...although I've never heard of Tacoman...

He would never be able to avoid the badassishness of TROGDOR!

TROGDOR!! HE WAS A MAN...HE WAS A DRAGON MAN!!

ambrosia
11-04-2003, 12:58 AM
Anime Stinkoman rules all. "ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLENGE!"

Macbane
11-05-2003, 01:11 AM
Homsar would kill them both. He was raised by a cup of coffee, for god's sake!

NightmareXXX
11-16-2003, 04:35 PM
Chapter#2:The End?????

It was a long day for Tacoman,he had been searching for all the teenagers,but couldn`t fine them,then finally out of the blue appeared Pom-Pom,Charlene,Strong Rad,Strong Bad,and Strong Mad.They were attacked by the killer then thrown into the wall and that crushed them,suddenly Homestar got his councious back and threw Tacoman out of his mind,Strong Rad lit a torch then shot an energy bomb that killed the two warriors together....
the last of them walked awawy,but in Hell there lay Homestar and then he arose from a hole with holding Tacoman`s head,"See we never die!HHHHAAHHHH!!!!"THE END