Ccl3 - The Game

[Sparhawk]

J

*leans up against storefront, blows smoke into the air*

Ah, antibiotics. Is there anything they can't do?

[sabin26]

J

*walking outside Pharmacy* Sorry it took so long Hawk...I was looking to see if I could make anymore Trang darts and I still can't gets a hold of Pixi.

[Longshanks]

Ah, antibiotics. Is there anything they can't do?

I bet they can't fix Idaho and Tardumb :p

[Longshanks]

J

Sorry - no tranq dart juice here I'm afraid

[sabin26]

J

And I didn't find any. Should we go grab Pixi and anybody else that's still alive.......you do have a shotgun now I'm sure she'll feel a little safer?

[Kris Hodgson]

:: the transformation back to human turns out to be quite painful, as the Zombie virus is slowly being destroyed by the antibiotics ::

[Kris Hodgson]

BRAIIINNNNSSSSSSSSS, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*21

[Sparhawk]

J

*whispering to Sabin* Dude, I think we may want to keep a close eye on Iben and Pixi.

Pixi is kinda losing it and eveytime Iben "wakes up" there has been a whole lot of murdering going on.

We need to get to the bottom of this soon.

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
BRAIIINNNNSSSSSSSSS, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

[Iben]

E

::starts skipping with her whip::

17...18..19...

[dr_evil]

J

*finally gets to J*

so like is anything happening i seen an explosion or something

[Longshanks]

E
Glad to see you're taking Southern's death ok ;)

[Sparhawk]

J

*picks up a tattered piece of Idaho's shirt and starts to polish the shotgun*

*to gun* You and me, baby. We're gonna solve us a crime. We'll find who's responsible for all this mayhem and you'll give 'em a talkin to.

[Iben]

E

they die like flies in this place! chances are I'll be joining her real soon, so why not enjoy the time I have left? ;)

[Longshanks]

J

Well, at the stores you have Kris going through his reverse Dr Jeckyl/Mr.Hyde stuff, and Sabin and Sparhawk seem to be playing with guns :)

Although no-one seems to be taking much in the way of steps to figure out who's the killer.

[Iben]

E

::continues skipping while smoking a cigarette::

damn I'm getting good at this.


what's the point in trying to figure out who the killer is? Idaho tried and look what happened to him. I'm taking my chances ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Heaven

*Plays harp.* Strum.....strum....

[sabin26]

J

*To doc* Yeah Tardumb and Idaho were blown to bits, Southern is......I'm guessing dead by refrigerator, Pixi is going all nuts o.....and I need a damn cigarette.

*back to Hawk* something tells me we should watch this dude as well......he's always coming back from somewhere after somebody dies.

*to both* Let's go gets Pixi and Iben and figure this out.

[Longshanks]

...actually, I don't believe anyone came up wih a way of killing all the 50-or so remaining zombies last night.

It's quite possible they may still be around :D

E

Glas smashes in in Iben's livingroom - she turns to see 8 zombies staggering in through the patio doors...

Iben: "Well. Helllo boys."

[Sparhawk]

J

*to Sabin* Dude, I can't remember. Have we really checked out that spooky Voorhees Island?

If not, I say you, me ,the Doc here and Kris, when he's normal, go scope that place out.

Whadda ya think?

[Iben]

E

:::cracks her whip at the approaching zombies::

so you guys wanna play?

[sabin26]

J

Sounds like a plan....but how we going to gets there?

[pixiness]

E

Protect me my red headed goddess

:: pulls handmixer out of drawer, plugs it in and waves it menacingly at evil while standing on the kitchen counter :::

[Longshanks]

E

Iben - pick a number between 1 and 6 for each zombie please

[Iben]

E

"don't worry fair lady, I'll keep you safe!"

::starts ripping zombie heads off one by one with her whip::

[Iben]

Originally posted by Longshanks
E

Iben - pick a number between 1 and 6 for each zombie please uhm..4?

[Longshanks]

*Ahem* ;) Numbers please?

[Longshanks]

I meant one for each zombie - I need 7 more numbers off you :)

4= bad start - the first zombie grabs your whip - how do you free it?

[Iben]

Originally posted by Longshanks
I meant one for each zombie - I need 7 more numbers off you :)

4= bad start - the first zombie grabs your whip - how do you free it? alright..

1, 3, 7, 6, 5, 8, 2

E

::: hey give me back my whip zombie boy!::

[Sparhawk]

J

We can "borrow" a boat from the yacht club and sail across.

Let's roll!

as long as Kris is normal again....is he?

[pixiness]

e

You know what - %(#* This!

::: grabs frying pan - ready to smack zombies ::::

[Longshanks]

1= Iben decapitates zombie with a flourish
3= Iben decapitates zombie with a flourish
7= there is no 7 between 1-6 :p
6= zombie is sliced in half by whip, the legs stagger around blindly whilst the torso crawls forward
5= Iben slices the limbs off the zombie one by one, the bits squirm on the floor - icky
8= see 7 ;)
2= Iben decapitates zombie

[sabin26]

J

How do we know that the boats haven't been sabotaged or something? We do needs to gets there though....maybe Pixi and Iben know a way.....I'm going to gets them.

*proceeds to E*

[Kris Hodgson]

:: Kris finally returns to his normal self ::

Jesus.....what happened. All I remember is getting bit by one of those blasted zombie bastards. Then I blacked out.

[Longshanks]

as long as Kris is normal again....is he?

Better check back and count posts - I've not been keeping track :)

[pixiness]

E

My lady is hella good with a whip - I guess all our practice/playtime has come in handy afterall.

Thanks sugar momma!

[Iben]

Originally posted by Longshanks
1= Iben decapitates zombie with a flourish
3= Iben decapitates zombie with a flourish
7= there is no 7 between 1-6 :p
6= zombie is sliced in half by whip, the legs stagger around blindly whilst the torso crawls forward
5= Iben slices the limbs off the zombie one by one, the bits squirm on the floor - icky
8= see 7 ;)
2= Iben decapitates zombie then why did you say you needed 7 more numbers?! :p

E

::is proud of her work, and does a little dance with her whip swinging above her head::

[Iben]

Originally posted by pixiness
E

My lady is hella good with a whip - I guess all our practice/playtime has come in handy afterall.

Thanks sugar momma! you're mostly welcome m'lady! ;)

[Longshanks]

E

4 1/2 zombies down - 3 1/2 to go :)

I've shuffled the numbers between 1 and 6 tho ;) - choose 3 more numbers please Iben (or Pixi)

[sabin26]

Proceeds to E

*notices zombie bodies all over the place* Damn......looks like somebody was busy.

*Shouts into house* Iben.......Pixi......anybody.....hello, it's Sabin, you aight?

[pixiness]

E

:: Pixi smashes the 1/2 zombie on the floor with her frying pan :::

[Iben]

Originally posted by Longshanks
E

4 1/2 zombies down - 3 1/2 to go :) need more numbers? ;)

[Iben]

Originally posted by sabin26
Proceeds to E

*notices zombie bodies all over the place* Damn......looks like somebody was busy.

*Shouts into house* Iben.......Pixi......anybody.....hello, it's Sabin, you aight?
E

:::shouts back to Sabin: "we're in the yard smashing zombies!!"::

[pixiness]

E

Sabin! Help us! Please! Now! Kill Zombies! Save my vacation!

[Longshanks]

yup :D

[Sparhawk]

J

Kris, Doc, I'm heading to Voohees Island to check it out. Sabin's gone to get Pixi and Iben. I dunno who to trust anymore, so I'm going ahead now. Come if you want.

*starts out for C*

[Longshanks]

b I dunno who to trust anymore

The Thing again! Do I win a shotgun? :D

[dr_evil]

J

*follows hawk to C*

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by Longshanks
b I dunno who to trust anymore

The Thing again! Do I win a shotgun? :D

Is there a horror flick that that line ISN'T in?:p

[Iben]

Originally posted by Longshanks
yup :D E

3, 5 and 2!

[sabin26]

E

*grabs debris from the wind storm and boat impaling Idaho* man I wish I had the axe from earlier. *runs in and starts wacking at zombie heads*

[Kris Hodgson]

Follows Sparhawk to C -

Thanks for dragging me along and not killing me Sparhawk. Where's Idaho, anyway?

[Sparhawk]

C

*Sparhawk, Doc and Kris? arrive at the Yacht club*

Let's grab that motor boat over there. The one that has clearly not been tampered with and has extra oars and life jackets.

*hops into boat*

[Longshanks]

3= slice zombie almost in half - it keeps walking forward as it tries to keep it's two halves together

5= Decapitate zombie

2= slice zombie in half

You have bits of zombie left, but no whole ones

[sabin26]

E

*See Iben and Idaho in kitchen* Need a hand? *wacks zombie's head off before it could turn around*

[Sparhawk]

C

*cuts mooring lines with blades*

*to Kris* It would have been a mercy kill, dude. But I'm glad you made it. Oh, here's Idaho.

*gives Kris the piece of Idaho he was polishing his gun with*

Eveyone settled in? Life jackets on?

Let's roll!

*fires up outboard motor and sets off for L*

[dr_evil]

C

*puts on life jacket*

at least it isnt raining or anything right now

[Kris Hodgson]

on boat

:: sees piece of Idaho ::

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Oh well....he had a good run. The important thing is that somewhere, out there, Scott Baio is drilling a woman he doesn't love.

(I love that quote)

[Sparhawk]

L

Well here we are. Incident free, so far so good.

*cuts engine, hops out, and pull boat up onto shore*

I wonder what we'll find here?

[Iben]

Originally posted by Sparhawk
C

*Sparhawk, Doc and Kris? arrive at the Yacht club*

Let's grab that motor boat over there. The one that has clearly not been tampered with and has extra oars and life jackets.

*hops into boat* E

::sets the remaining pieces of zombies on fire!::

[pixiness]

E

Oooh - a fire!!! I'll go get marshmallows!

:: runs to the house while singing to herself ::

Smores are great, smores are wonderful I love smores smores smores

:D

[Kris Hodgson]

L

:: starts searching around for clues as to who the killer may be ::

Let's think about this logically. When Idaho and Tardumb were killed, I was a zombie, so it wasn't me. You and Sabin and Pixi were outside with me, so it wasn't you. I say the killer is Iben. She conveniently isn't around when disaster strikes, and she disappears for long periods of time.

[sabin26]

E

*jumps over to where Iben and Pixi are standing before set on fire with zombies* Hey, Kris isn't a zombie anymore and he left with Hawk and Doc to the Island.

*sees cigarette pack on counter* Yes finally....*grabs pack and lights one up* I need that.

So do you two lovely ladies want to go and investigate the island or....

[Sparhawk]

L

I agree, I think Iben is suspect #1. That whole old-Iben skeleton/zombie thing was to weird to be a coincidence too.

*keeps looking around island*

Geeze - I though this place would be a lot more interesting.....

[dr_evil]

L

i think it is like Iben, or pixi
i think it could be pixi because the whole paronoid thing and i just dont buy it

and i find it odd that iben dead body thing was like the whole zombie leader thing

*follows sparhawk*

[Kris Hodgson]

L

I guess we'll just keep searching until something happens.

(I have to leave for an hour anyway)

[Longshanks]

L

Voorhees Island was probably an overgrown, desolate lump of land before the developers turned it into a lovely holiday resort island. But since the storm it's back to being a desolate lump of land again.

Broken trees and driftwood scatter the island. There's also a dead shark obviously stranded here when the waters receded after the storm.

At least it looks dead...

Somewhere under all this mess is an old stone tomb to the island's namesake.

[Sparhawk]

L

Yes. More searching is the answer! Clearly the truth will only be revealed through more searching!

*lights a smoke and walks further onto the island*

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by dr_evil
L

and i find it odd that iben dead body thing was like the whole zombie leader thing

Maybe the zombie Iben was our Iben's mother or grandmother, and Iben wants revenge for her savage murder. I definetly think it's Iben. Oh no. Sabin and Pixi are with her! They're in danger!

[Iben]

E

::with a mouth full of toasted marshmellows- "wha´what's that you say? you think I'm the killer?..please" ..::continues eating smores::

[Sparhawk]

L

Pixi and Sabin in danger!!!!

*throws away smoke*

We gotta help 'em.

*the trio of heros dash down the beach to their boat, hop in*

Let's roll!

[sabin26]

E

*Flicks cigarette into zombie flames* Oooo Marshmellows....*grabs a bunch and looks for a twig* Dang it....there is never just a small twig around when you need one.

Hey Pixi......care to make some body Smores;)

[dr_evil]

L

so shouldnt we have a plan or somethign before we go over there?

[Kris Hodgson]

Tags along with Sparhawk

I'll be back this afternoon.

[Iben]

E

::Iben senses some hostility from the others in the group -

"if you guys try anything funny because you think I'm the killer, I'll make you kiss my whip!" ::

[Sparhawk]

L

Plans are for the weak. I say we get there, grab Iben and tie her up untill she confesses to it all.

*fires up the outboard, and the ex-Zombie, the Doc and Sparhawk roar towards C.

[pixiness]

E

I don't think you're the killer sugar britches!

::: rubs melted marshmallows all over Iben ::: :p

[Longshanks]

The boat's leaking
obviously the hull was damaged in the previous storm

[sabin26]

E

I never thought that Iben....why would you be the killer?

*watches Pixi spreading marshmallows all over Iben* This is going to be the best smores yet.

[Longshanks]

L

The boat sits uncomfortably low in the water.

Fins can be seen out in the lake

[Iben]

E

Pixi! my girl, I knew I could count on you!

wanna lick melted marshmellow of my body? :hehe: ;)

[Sparhawk]

en route to C

Stupid Boat!!

*places Kris over the hole*

Doc, bale out the water. I'm gonna open this baby up. We'll make it!!

*guns motor*

[dr_evil]

en route to C

*get water out of boat with bucket*

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Iben
E

Pixi! my girl, I knew I could count on you!

wanna lick melted marshmellow of my body? :hehe: ;)

E
Oh yes! Please!
::: runs upstairs with Iben and locks door :::

[TyRoss]

L

Unfortunately a leak in the fuel tank has left the motorboat stranded out in the middle of the lake. Reaching for the oars you suddenly find their missing.

Looking back at Voorhees Island you see a scraggly old man holding up your oars waving and cackling.

[Sparhawk]

seconds away from C

Sharks, eh. I'll give you something to feed on.

*taking aim with his trusty shotgun, Faran, Sparhawk blasts the nearest shark into oblivion.*

Kings of the Jungle, my ass.

*the sharks all converge on the ruined shark, driven completely mad by the blood and leaving our heros alone*

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Sparhawk
seconds away from C

Sharks, eh. I'll give you something to feed on.

*taking aim with his trusty shotgun, Faran, Sparhawk blasts the nearest shark into oblivion.*

Kings of the Jungle, my ass.

*the sharks all converge on the ruined shark, driven completely mad by the blood and leaving our heros alone*

I think you may want to revise that post seeing as certain events happened before you posted. :p

[Sparhawk]

%^$$#^&**(

[Longshanks]

You're going to risk the journey?

If you decide to, pick a number - you know the routine: 1-6 ;)

If not, you can hope for a rescue mission

Either way you're gonna have to keep bailing.

Oops! Too late :D

Oh well, that'll teach me to type faster :D:D

Over to you Ty

[sabin26]

Originally posted by pixiness
E
Oh yes! Please!
::: runs upstairs with Iben and locks door :::

E

Hey.....can't I join you two........I'll bring up the chocolate syrup?

[dr_evil]

between L and C


does anyone have a phone to call pixi?

[pixiness]

E

::: from upstairs bedroom - sets new answering machine message :::

Hi, You've reached Iben's VACATION house. Iben's busy....um... making... hot.... smores right now. Please leave your number after the beep

[Iben]

E

a girlie giggling is heard from the upstairs bedroom

;)

[sabin26]

E

*lights another cigarette* I'm sure they'll come back down and gets me....or at least the Chocolate syrub. *big Sigh*

[Sparhawk]

Pooched in the middle of the fargin lake

*calls Sabin on cell*

Dude we need you in the lake NOW! Getta boat and get here!

Suck death, Fish-eaters!! *blasts shark after shark untill none are left, while Doc CONTINUES frantically bailing us out, and while Kris continues to plug up the holes*

[Longshanks]

Sparhawk is out of ammo now.

The sharks seem to be all gone (at least no signs of fins) - but the boat is still sinking, and who knows, maybe the shaks didn't get all the gators? ;)

[TyRoss]

Upon further inspection of the last 10 pages the following people have been killed by the Zombie Horde.

Spiderman 2k
Sub_Zero3
Citizen Kane
Ambrosia
Balrog
Jibbs

I can't list all of their deaths myself so feel free to have fun with them... but there is one I must do.

Location P

Jibbs and Rogue run from a zombie and reach the gorge. Seeing them cornered the Zombie grabs Rogue. Jibbs selfishly wrestles the zombie off of her and tosses it into the gorge. However the Zombie grabs Jibbs ankle on the way down and Jibbs is sent plummeting to his demise.

No twins for the previously mentioned 6.

[dr_evil]

in teh middle of L and C

IM GONNA DIE

is there anything we can use on this boat?

[TyRoss]

The Old Man on Voorhees Island can been seen laughing his @$$ off.

[Longshanks]

Ty - he's mean but he's fair...nah, he's just mean :)

[Sparhawk]

trying to get outta the damn lake

Great Caesars' Ghost! I almost forgot!

*opens up the safety storage container in the front of the boat. *

Good it's there and it's full!

*Sparhawk attaches the back-up fuel tank to the engine, fires it up, and flies to the docks at C*

[Sparhawk]

C

*all three climb out of boat, onto the dock
and run safely onto land*

Phew

[dr_evil]

C

*breathing heavly*

I AM NEVER GOING ON A DAMN BOAT AGAIN

[TyRoss]

The Old Man on Voorhees Island looks slightly miffed at that.

Then he smiles.

A knowing smile that instantly sends a chill through Sparhawk's bones.

The old man holds up something small that gleams in the light.

Squinting Sparhawk sees that it's..... a zippo.

The Old Man casually tosses it onto the lake where the floating gas from the leak in the fuel tank catches fire. A fire which rapidly overtakes their position.

Sparhawk Number between 1 - 6

[sabin26]

E

Whoa...*finally notices his cell has been vibrating* Hello...Holy Sh**....I'm on my way.

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by TyRoss
The Old Man on Voorhees Island looks slightly miffed at that.

Then he smiles.

A knowing smile that instantly sends a chill through Sparhawk's bones.

The old man holds up something small that gleams in the light.

Squinting Sparhawk sees that it's..... a zippo.

The Old Man casually tosses it onto the lake where the floating gas from the leak in the fuel tank catches fire. A fire which rapidly overtakes their position.

Sparhawk Number between 1 - 6 No no......your mistaken.....we made it. right?

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Sparhawk
No no......your mistaken.....we made it. right?

You're on land but you need to pick a number between 1 - 6

[Sparhawk]

C-well away from the shoreline, and far away from Kris and the Doc


.............3...........

[TyRoss]

Sparhawk2, Kris and Doc Evil2 watch in horror as the line of fire draws steadily closer to them. The few moments the tiny line of flame moves seeming to take eternity. The flames spread out in the middle of the lake where the boat was stalled. The sudden inferno out in the middle of the water makes Kris gulp with a guess of things to come. the thin line continues past the inferno towards the boat. Growing ever closer. At the last minute Sparhawk, Kris and Doc Evil all dive for cover. Covering their ears they hear a loud.........

[TyRoss]

Pffffffffffft.



The flame goes out before it reaches the boat and the main fuel supply.


1 - Boat Explodes, no injury
2 - Boat Explodes, Building Catches
3 - Diffusion
4 - Boat Explodes, Injuries
5 - Kris takes a leak on flame and puts it out before hitting boat
6 - Boat Explodes, no other effect

[sabin26]

Proceeding to C

*see a huge gust of smoke and flames* Please tell me I'm not late *starts running while grabbing phone and tries to interupt Iben and Pixi*

[TyRoss]

The Old Man is now really ticked at you. Cursing and screaming he shakes his fist in the air and yells.

It sounds something like "rassefrassen"

[Sparhawk]

C

*lights a smoke, takes a haul*

All in a day's work....*passes out*

[dr_evil]

C

*gives The Old Man the finger*:p

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by TyRoss

It sounds something like "rassefrassen"

LMAO

[sabin26]

C

*catches breathe* What happened here?

*doc explains*

Is that all......you mean I could be in the middle of a great smores sandwhich with Iben and Pixi and you....

Dr: We think Iben is the killer.

You what? What makes you so sure.

*doc explains*

Yeah well most of the people that were killed weren't always with the rest of us now were they?

[Kris Hodgson]

c

I don't know what to think anymore. That old man just tried to kill us AND he had a zippo lighter. I can't quite remember, but didn't a zippo have something to do with one of the murders?

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
c

I don't know what to think anymore. That old man just tried to kill us AND he had a zippo lighter. I can't quite remember, but didn't a zippo have something to do with one of the murders?


C

one might have been used to start the explosion that killed idaho and tardumb

[sabin26]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
c

I don't know what to think anymore. That old man just tried to kill us AND he had a zippo lighter. I can't quite remember, but didn't a zippo have something to do with one of the murders?

C

*Glares at Kris*

How do we know a zippo was used?

[Kris Hodgson]

I'll check back in the pages, but I seriously remember a zippo.

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by sabin26
C

*Glares at Kris*

How do we know a zippo was used?



because sparhawk saw the old man holding one

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by sabin26
C

*Glares at Kris*

How do we know a zippo was used?

Actually I believe Shanks posted it.

A zippo was also used to start the forest fire.

And maybe the hotel fire but I'd have to look that up.

[sabin26]

C

What I'm trying to say......did anybody get a good look at what was used? I'm thinking only the killer would know exactly what was used for each death...don't you think.

*looks at Sparhawk* Speaking of which......when did you become so intrigued about a nail gun?

[Sparhawk]

C

Mind your buisness, Lunchbox. By the way how have you been lighing your smokes, looks like a zippo to me. I only use Bic's.

[sabin26]

C

I've been lighting my smokes with whatever lighter is thrown at me from you guys. I found this one in the hospital after Dr. Evil's death.

[Sparhawk]

C

Now that I'm thinking about it.....it sure took you a long time to come and save us in the lake.

I sure hope you weren't dawdling, something could have happened to us.

Or is that what you want?!?!?

[TyRoss]

THE FINAL FATE OF THE DAY HAS BEEN DECIDED

[sabin26]

C

It took me so long cause I watching Pixi and Iben make themselves into human smores....I was bout ready to eat it till my phone finally rang

[TyRoss]

A Card of Doom Has been Drawn

Card: 5 of Diamonds
Item Card
Affected Player: Sparhawk

As Sparhawk argues he sees something out of the corner of his eye. Picking it up it appears to be an Ankh. Putting it in his pocket Sparhawk feels more secure.

Effect: Sparhawk has found the only other Holy Relic. He will be safe from death (but not harm, and turning into a Zombie is only half dead) until Tommorrow morning 8 AM EST. Keep in mind this still means someone can leave you stranded with your tongue cut out and eyes gouged.... you may very well wish you were dead.

[TyRoss]

Oh and you guys seem to have gotten off lucky today... but looking at the cards that are left I don't think that will continue.

6 Cards of Doom Left in the Deck.

2 More Days

[TyRoss]

Note #3: I'm going to bed. Major plot points at this point will need to wait until me or Shanks are online again. However feel free to theorise, argue (I'm enjoying the petty bickering) etc etc.

[Kris Hodgson]

C

Alright guys, there's no point in fighting. I think we can all agree that the old man is up to no good. We need to find a way back onto Vorhees island so we can confront him.

[Sparhawk]

C

I'll go with you, Kris. We can all lick Anhky here for good luck this time.

That crazy old bastard is gonna get some*clenches fists*

[pixiness]

Joins the boys at C

::: covered in a bit of marshmallow still :::

You know - i think a zippo was used in the explosion that killed idaho too!

I think maybe you should look for a pyromaniac - just a guess though - oh - and keep these handy

::: gives each of them large bottles of bottled water from her emergency stash :::

Gotta get back to Iben - she was getting the chocolate syrup

See ya!

::: dashes back to E :::

[Kris Hodgson]

C

Alright Sparhawk, first things first. We need to find a boat to get across the lake, and preferably one without holes. Where do you think we could find one of those?
Thanks for the water, Pix.

[sabin26]

C

*stomps foot* Damnit that's what I wanted to do......

Aight I guess we could go and watch Iben and Pixi making smores........ah screw it I'm going to watch.

*proceeds to E*

[Kris Hodgson]

C

Shakes fist at Sabin**

COWARD!!!!

I guess it's up to you and me, Sparhawk. And Doc Evil I guess.

:: kicks Doc Evil ::

[Sparhawk]

C

We are at the Yacht Club right now. I can't think of a better place to look for a boat.

[southern]

Originally posted by Longshanks
E
Glad to see you're taking Southern's death ok ;)
gurgle gurgle blub glup blug

translation....................i see how much i'm loved:(

[Kitty]

B to C
*Kitty walks away from the motel to the yacht club. She managed to keep the piece of burnt wood in hand and was fighting off zombies coming after her.*

Kitty: Go away! I didn't do nothing!

*Kitty stabs another zombie in the head and takes the burnt wood out. She runs into the lobby of the yacht club and locks the doors. Sighing with relief she looks outside and realizes that there's still windows in this place.*

Kitty: Oh great...

*Windows crack as random zombies start breaking through. Kitty gets into position to attack them again. She looks at herself and her clothes and says...*

Kitty: Wonder if it's the perfume I'm wearing?

[dr_evil]

C

okay now i am really starting to suspect pixi
i mean how did she know we were talking about the zippo?
and whats the point of giving us water? is she trying to say something?


and i will go with you .......i guess

[IdahoMR2man]

C

*ghost Idaho flies down and gives Dr. Evil some brocoli, Flies away*

[Iben]

Originally posted by southern
gurgle gurgle blub glup blug

translation....................i see how much i'm loved:( E

awwwww, if you were still among us you'd be having a three sum with me and Pixi right now ;)

[southern]

*ghost of southern desides can do a 3-some*:D

[pixiness]

E

::: as southern's ghost arrives with graham crackers :::

PERFECT!!!!

[Kris Hodgson]

C

Kris, Sparhawk and Doc Evil amazingly find a single 4 passenger boat with no damage whatsoever. Kris checks out the motor and discovers there is nothing wrong with it either. They each put on a life jacket (there are no holes in the life jackets) and climb in the boat. They make their way across the water with no problems and no altercations. Upon reaching the other side, Kris secures the boat with a thick chain that cannot be cut with a knife. They drag it ashore so that no sharks tear it to pieces if there are any sharks left. They proceed to search the island for the old man.

[dr_evil]

L

*looks around*

oh and just wondering why did we even leave the island in the first place?

[Kris Hodgson]

L

Yeah, that's when the boat almost exploded.

[pixiness]

Looks out window of E

Boys are so stupid - tromping around on that spooky island - I much prefer the way us girls make use of our free time :p

[sabin26]

E

Hey you forgots I followed you back remember......I wouldn't want to miss out on this....specially if we're all going to die soon.

[pixiness]

E

Oh - yeah - hey do me a favor and get more marshmallows out of the kitchen?

[sabin26]

E

Sure thing....*goes and gets more marshmallows*

[pixiness]

E

HAHA!

::: locks bedroom door behind him :::

:p

[sabin26]

E

Damn it I fell for it again......*lights cigarette and sits outside bedroom*

[Longshanks]

I see Pixi is turning evil then :)

[dr_evil]

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/teufel/devil-smiley-001.gif

[pixiness]

(no more evil than anyone who's had her vacation ruined! Ruined I tell you!)

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
C

Kris, Sparhawk and Doc Evil amazingly find a single 4 passenger boat with no damage whatsoever. Kris checks out the motor and discovers there is nothing wrong with it either. They each put on a life jacket (there are no holes in the life jackets) and climb in the boat. They make their way across the water with no problems and no altercations. Upon reaching the other side, Kris secures the boat with a thick chain that cannot be cut with a knife. They drag it ashore so that no sharks tear it to pieces if there are any sharks left. They proceed to search the island for the old man.

Hmm - you wouldn't be trying to cover all your bases at once now would you? ;)

There is no sign of the old man on the island.

Now where on earth could he have gone? :D

[sabin26]

Originally posted by pixiness
(no more evil than anyone who's had her vacation ruined! Ruined I tell you!)

hey now I wouldn't try and ruin it for you.......I'd just make it more............pleasurable

[pixiness]

(good luck with that Kris - it didn't work for me, the car and my vacation cottage) :p

[Longshanks]

The sounds of possible lesbian love come from the other side of the locked door - Sabin weeps copiously.

[pixiness]

E

:: muffled from behind the door ::

oooh baby I didn't know you brought that back inside ::: whip cracks::: Ouch sugar that hurts!!!!



do it again! :p

[sabin26]

E

*Looks up at where Shanks would be telling the story*

Please don't remind me.....

[Kris Hodgson]

L

Alright, that bastard has obviously left the island. I say we set up camp here for the night.

NOTE TO SHANKS: Sparhawk and I are now gone until tomorrow. I'm not sure about Evil. Please be nice, as we cannot post to defend ourselves.

[Longshanks]

E

But suddenly it all changes.

While Sabin is sitting forlorn outside the bedroom door, the sounds from within the room change.

It sounds like Pixi is is in pain. She screams.

Pixi: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!"

Sabin leaps up.

Sabin: "Ohmygod! It's true! Iben IS the killer! And Pixi's in danger!"

Braces himself before ramming the door.

Sabin: "Don't worry Pixi! I'm coming!"

Sabin shoulders down the door...

[sabin26]

E

*shoulders down the door* Ow.......*shoulders again* Ow.....aight one more time *shoulders again* Ow......screw this *prepares for blitz kick*

[Longshanks]

...to see:

Iben standing astride Pixi and brandishing a whip.

Pixi: "Do you MIND!"

Sabin backs out of the room.

Sabin: "Sorry. Sorry. Errr...don't mind me, I just thought...sorry. I'll be going now......yeah right. Going right now. Err...sorry 'bout the door and everything. Sorry....yeah.....bye now.....did I mention I was sorry?"

Sabin backs out of the door with mental images which will stay with him 'till the day he dies.

[sabin26]

E

*grabs the door and tries to put it up* F*** it....*one more quick peek and turn around with a big grin on my face*

[Longshanks]

Sex and death - sooo closely linked :p ;)

[Longshanks]

L

Kris and Sparhawk explode in a fountain of blood and gore alone on Voorhees Island!

[Longshanks]

L

Just messin' with your head! :D

[IdahoMR2man]

:lol:

[Longshanks]

L

Although there does appear to be an odd staircase leading down beneath the askew lid of Jason Voorhees' tomb....

To be continued.

[southern]

blub blub blub

good one shanks:funny:

[Mr.Matinee]

Pulling up on shore to L
Hey guys,look what I found!
*holds up Idaho'sand Tardumb's chainsaws and a bag full of vaccines*
Just incase anything happens.By the way,did you guys get rid of all the zombies?If you didn't we might want to fix that little problem.

[Link]

J

Well, what to do..

[dr_evil]

L

*looks around some more*

[Kitty]

C to L
*Kitty, pounding a paddle through the head of the last zombie, goes outside. The cool breeze chills her as she wraps her arms around herself. She finds a little crappy canoe, the only one not destroyed suprisingly from the storm. She climbs in and rows herself to the island where she finds dr. evil. She walks up to him.*

Kitty: Hey there, what are you doing here?

[dr_evil]

L

nothing just looking around
i think kris and sparhawk fell asleep over there

want to do a practical joke on them or something:hehe:

[Mr.Matinee]

L
No,they might hurt us...or something..I say we go and see what's up with that Voorhes tomb.That or find that old man...

[dr_evil]

L

okay

*puts sparhwks hand on kris*

okay lets go find that tomb

[Mr.Matinee]

L
*Evil and Matinee walk into tomb*

Evil-Dude,this thing reaks!

Matinee-Well,this is a tomb of a dead person,and it's apparantly been open the entire time we've been here,so it just might stink a little...

*Evil and Matinee look around.All there is is a torn up dirty hockey mask,a big old machete with blood stain on it,and a scrawling on the wall:"Freddy Sucks!";)*

Evil-Who's freddy?Anway,what do you suppose we should do with it?

Matinee-Through it over the bridge over Cambell Chasm?

Evil-Okay,but lets wait until Sparhawk and Kris wake up.

[dr_evil]

L

*i am going to bed now please move me if you must(nothing sick)*

[Mr.Matinee]

L
Matinee-Screw it,this won't take us long..*Grabs mask and machete from tomb,Matinee and Evil head back to shore and start to hike it to P

[dr_evil]

Starting to leave L

you idiot i wouldnt do that if he knows, and he probally does, that you took his weapons he will come after you, i am staying here with the others you can go by yourself if you want to

[Mr.Matinee]

L
Good point.I'm thinking we should get the hell out of here...come on lets get Kris and Hawk into the boat...

[Tardumb]

floating around above

*plays ping pong with Idaho*

HA! 21-3, I win again! That's 34 in a row! *high fives himself*

Idaho - *throws paddle through air* Yeah, this game sucks ass anyway......................

meanwhile back at Voorhees Island Kris gets up in the middle of the night to take a leak

Kris - *ziiiip* Aahhhhhhhhh......*THUNK* SONUVA! What the....*looks around, sees paddle*

[PsychoMike]

A

I couldn't find out anything else about turning zombies back into people. I hope no one else was bitten by a zombie.

I think I'll sleep for the night and leave tomorrow morning. Being brought back from almost being a zombie is really tireing.

[Longshanks]

L

On the island, Dr Evil and Mr Matinee are getting ready to leave CryStal Lake in the boat.

Kitty is kicking around on the beach, undecided whether to go with Dr and Mr, or to explore the passageway beneath the Voorhees tomb with Kris.

Kris is wondering why he has a table tennis paddle in his possession all of a sudden.

Everyone is busying around the island on their various tasks.

Kitty wanders down by the water, looking for shells, skimming pebbles out across the lake, and looking after the boat while Evil and Matinee are off gathering berries and provisions for their trip.

*Quack puttputt*

Kitty looks up to see where the noise came from.

*Quack quack puttputt*

Kitty squints out over the water, in the dim pre-light of morning, and the early mist rising from the lake, it's difficult to see too far.

*Quack puttputt*

The sound is definitely nearer. She peers carefully out into the mist.

From out of the grey veil shrouding the lake, something small and yellow is emerging.

*Quack quack puttputt quack quack puttputt*

The shape becomes clearer, finally resolving itself into a small yellow rubber duck.

Kitty: "Awwww! A widdle wubber duckie! How cute!"

*Quack quack puttputt*

Kitty kneels down and beckons.

Kitty: "Here lil' ducky, come here to Kitty"

*Quack quack puttputt"

The small yellow rubber duck turns and heads towards Kitty.

Kitty: "Awww. Lil' ducky like lil' Kitty! How sweet"

*Quack quack puttputt-Quack quack puttputt-Quack quack puttputt*

The rubber duck arrives at the beach by Kitty's feet.

Kitty stoops down to pick up the rubber duck, fighting back her natural Kitty instincts to grab the duck, roll over on her back and bat it around for a while before biting it's head off and leaving the carcass on the kitchen floor.

She picks up the rubber duck.

*Quack quack*

It's a normal looking yellow rubber duck. The only odd things about it are the aerial sticking out of it's bum, and the fact that it's actually quite heavy in her hands.

It also seems to be vibrating.

Kitty: "Hmmm. A vibrating radio-controlled rubber duckie. Now what could one possibly do with a vibrating duck?" *A brief, blink-and-you've-missed-it wicked look passes over Kitty's normally innocent face*

She turns the rubber duck over in her hands.

There's a small propeller on the bottom.

And the number 9

Kitty: "Ooh! Lil' ducky's all growed up, he's nine years old!"

*Quack tick*

Brings the rubber duck close to rub noses with it.

Kitty: "Who's a clever lil'.. hang on? 'Quack tick'?"

*Quack*BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.acq.osd.mil/bmdo/bmdolink/bcmt/images/images_lg/boom.jpg
It was an RDOMD! (Go on - take a wild guess ;) )

The explosion vaporises Kitty on the spot, it also takes out a large section of the island and the boat that Evil and Matinee were planning to use for their escape.

A plume of dark smoke billows into the morning air, a rain of debris (some of it red and wet) showers down over the island.

We note a few small smouldering lumps of yellow plastic fall back into the lake with a quiet 'hiss'

Fade to black...

[Longshanks]

PS: In case you were wondering, everyone else on the island survives.

Oh. And Kitty was from a litter of 3 :D

[Longshanks]

OK folks, it's the penultimate day of the game, less than 48 hours to go until the grand unveiling of our serial killer (or killers? ;) ).

As yet, I only have one suggestion of suspects from Idaho, but I'd like everyone to take a stab at it (no pun intended :D ).

PM me with your suspicions (and if possible your reasons for those suspicions), and I'll post 'em at the end of the game. No prizes, just the smug satisfaction that you've spent 9 or so valuable days out of your lives farting around on the net trying to figure out whodunnit. :p

Cheers
Shanks

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Longshanks

As yet, I only have one suggestion of suspects from Idaho, but I'd like everyone to take a stab at it (no pun intended :D ). [/color]

Speaking of Idaho there's something I've been meaning to ask.

With all the casual sex, drug smoking, drinking, violence etc etc how the #$@% did he get into heaven?

[Longshanks]

I don't think Heaven is quite as selective as some people think it is ;)

[dr_evil]

L

*just as getting on the boat with mr.matinee i turn my head to see kitty with a duck in her hand and then suddenly there is a big explosion and i fly backwards*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*and land on the ground passed out*

[sabin26]

E

*still sitting outside listening to Iben and Pixi going at it and smoking a cigarette and hears the explosion*

What the hell was that.....

*turns around and yells into the bedroom* Hey Iben...*knock* Pixi....I think somebody else just kicked the bucket.

[Sparhawk]

L

*wakes up just in time to get rocked by Kitty exploding*

Unggghh. *flies backward and smacks head off a rock*

Ohhh my head. I'll probably be fading in and out all day today, possibly for extended periods of time. I'll likely be able to follow people around, but may not feel much like talking.....oh my head.stupid work gets in the way of playtime

*gives Kris shotgun* Sorry there's no more ammo. Keep us safe, dude.

*passes out*

[PsychoMike]

A

*Wakes up just in time to hear explosion, quickly leaves the hospital, grabbing chainsaw and axe on the way out and heads towards Iben's (E)*

[pixiness]

E

::: hears explosion - which wakes pixi and Iben (and southern's ghost) from a nice cuddly sleep :::

Holy crap! What was that!?! Don't they realize people are trying to sleep here!

[PsychoMike]

E

*knocks on door*

(yelling) is there anyone here?

[sabin26]

E

Yeah bob I'm up next to the door......Pixi and Iben are still going at it. You know what happened?

[Iben]

E

:::sleeping peacefully in the girls' little love nest, Iben hears the explosion and wakes up:::

damn, now what?!

[PsychoMike]

E

All I know is, I've been in the hospital recovering from a zombie bite. I woke up this morning to an explosion, I think it came from the lake.

That's all I know, you said Pixi and Iben have been going at it. Why do I have to be in the hospital when all the good stuff is going on?

[sabin26]

E

Don't know bob......I honestly don't know. I'd be in there as well, but Pixi gots me with asking me to gets another bag of Marshmallows from the kitchen in that sexy voice thing she does. Gets me every time. I say we grab the girls and head on over to the lake.

[Kris Hodgson]

L

Alright, let's check out this tomb. Maybe there will be some clues. I don't think Doc and Matinee checked it out properly last night.

::starts searching the tomb::

[PsychoMike]

E

I agree.

*runs upstairs wit Sabin to get Iben and Pixi*

By the way who's still alive?

[southern]

ghost of southern: not me

[Iben]

E

::hears the guys mumbling outside::

shouts through the door: "So did you guys come over to make breakfast or what?"

[Longshanks]

Anyone looking out over the lake can see a plume of smoke rising up from the island.

(A passing CNN helicopter catches this scene which anyone happening to be watching the TV in CCL will see)
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2001/US/12/14/gen.war.against.terror/story.tora.bora.cloud.jpg

There seems to be a lot of debris floatig on the water, some of it still burning.

You all really hope there wasn't anyone still on the island, 'cos they'd be trapped now unless they found some other way off...

[Longshanks]

L

The stone lid to the tomb has been pushed partly aside - you can just make out stone steps going down into the darkness.

Creepy.

[Kris Hodgson]

L

:: Kris and Sparhawk push the lid aside and make their way down into the darkness ::

[southern]

girgle girgle blug blup

was my guess right?

[Longshanks]

L

The steps lead steeply down, they go deep and you don't have a torch.

You need to find some sort of illumination before exploring further.

[PsychoMike]

E

"we came to get the two of you so we could investigate the explosion, but if you want breakfast I'm sure I can find a box of cereal somwhere."

[Kris Hodgson]

L

:: Kris rips his shirt into thin strands. He then ties the strands around a stick and sticks it into the flames from the explosion. Kris now has a torch. He ventures back down into the tomb ::

[IdahoMR2man]

L

*ghostie Idaho flies down and gives Kris some cauliflower. Flies away*

[sabin26]

E

Breakfast...........yeah right..........*tosses marshmallows* There's breakfast. Now let's find out what the hell happened at the lake.

*picks Pixi up over shoulders* I'm not waiting.

*proceeds to K*

[southern]

*flies into ghostie idaho*
hey well you're dead and i'm dead...........wanna do something deadly together:D


i'm a dork i know

[Longshanks]

L

The steps are wet and slimey, you have to watch your step as you descend into the cold dark earth.

The tunnel looks like it's part natural, and part man-made. It's obviously been here a looong time.

You continue down until the stairs come to an end. A passageway leads off ahead.

Drips and leaks from the ceiling, and pools and streams on the floor tell you that you're probably beneath the surface of the lake. Your breath frosts in the light from the burning torch.

Please pick a number between 1-6

[PsychoMike]

E

*grads Iben, and followsSabin and Pixi to K*



sidenote: ya you are a dork southern, but we still love you. :heart:

[IdahoMR2man]

Temporal Plain

I'd love to Southern! What shall we do? Rattle chains? Knock stuff over? Haunt Haley Joel Osmont? Sing Milli Vanilla songs?

[Kris Hodgson]

2

[TyRoss]

1ST FATE OF THE DAY HAS BEEN DECIDED

[pixiness]

K

NO! I will not be kidnapped on my already f-ed up vacation!

::: kicks sabin in the groin :::

LET GO OF MY PURSE!!!!

::: runs back to E :::

;)

[TyRoss]

Card of doom has been drawn

Card: 3 of hearts
Item Card
Affected Player: Kris

As Kris walks down the stairs he happens to see a heavy iron fire poker.

Effect: Kris finds a heavy iron fire poker. As your streak of good luck continues.... but don't expect it to continue too much longer we're out of item cards.

Note 2: The Ahnk turns to dust in Sparhawks pocket.

[dr_evil]

L

*wakes up and notices no one is there*

where is everyone

*then sees a light from the tobm and goes down there*

[sabin26]

Originally posted by pixiness
K

NO! I will not be kidnapped on my already f-ed up vacation!

::: kicks sabin in the groin :::

LET GO OF MY PURSE!!!!

::: runs back to E :::

;)

K

Pixi *oww......* We weren't kidnapping you.

It's best we stick together so we can find out who the killer is.

I have no problems duct taping you.

[Iben]

k

::starts screaming and kicking:::

put me down, I didn't kill nobody!

damn why did I leave my whip behind!?

[Kris Hodgson]

Tomb

Well, I've got a weapon for what ever comes next

[PsychoMike]

K

I never said you killed anyone. We just need to stick together so none of us gets killed. And maybe we can figure out who is doing all the killing. You can go back to get your whip, but your not going alone splitting up is the wost thing to do.

*puts Iben down*

[pixiness]

K

Fine, alright - but I expect a continental breakfast and you and Bob have to perform "Pirates of Penzance" while Iben and I watch and offer critiques

[Longshanks]

TUNNELS BENEATH CRYSTAL LAKE

Kris is well-chuffed with his new hitty-stick.

1 - Slip on slime - leg injury
2- Lights out
3- Crack in ceiling - RUN!
4- Lost - Back to L
5- Safe
6- Safe

Alas in his joy, he forgets to whatch what he's doing with the torch and lets it pass beneath a leak of water - the lights go out and he's plunged into darkness - complete and utter darkness!

[southern]

*ghostie southern throws mud at dr_evil* (well it looks like mud but it cold be from pixi's dogs)
:D

[Iben]

K

::Iben's a bit sceptical about the situation, she's sensing some bad vibes, but agrees to following the others. First she runs back to E to get her whip and then back to K::

[PsychoMike]

K

demanding little hottie aren't you pixi?

[Kris Hodgson]

Tomb

::luckily Doc Evil was on his way down when Kris's torch went out. He could still see from the sunlight. He calls out to Kris when He sees Kris's torch go out. Kris throws his torch back up to the Doc, so he can re light it. ::

I'll wait here for you Doc.

[dr_evil]

L

ouch stop throwing

*smells what was thrown*

poop at me

*light goes out but still is going through tunnel like an idiot and then i run into kris*

[pixiness]

K

I am NOT high-maintenance! I'm not! I'm not! Now I INSIST you agree with me!


... and why aren't you singing!?

[dr_evil]

L

*lights torch then goes back down tunnel*

[Longshanks]

L

Well - if Dr Evil wants it like that who am I to argue :D

Dr Evil's light goes out too - you are both in COMPLETE DARKNESS :p

[Iben]

K

::awww, you're not high-maintenance sweetie...maybe in bed you are, but that's different:: ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

K

*ghostie Idaho lights up a smoke.*

Hey! I'm dead! I can do crack and heroin now and not have to worry about it!

*does crack*

[Kris Hodgson]

Damn

[pixiness]

K

awww - thanks pudding!

::: makes out with Iben :::

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by Longshanks
L

Dr Evil's light goes out too - you are both in COMPLETE DARKNESS :p

jerk;)


L

call sabin h has a lighter i believe

[sabin26]

K

*gives Pixi a stare down with the mental thought of....I should have duct taped them when I had a chance*

Aight look if we survive this thing I will agree to the continental breakfast.....and if I knew what the other thing was I would do that to *lights a cigarette and looks at Voorhees Island*

Well.......that was a big explosion.....you think anybody was a part of it?

[IdahoMR2man]

K

I can see just fine!

*zooms around room*

CRAK IS GRATE!!!

[PsychoMike]

K

*watches while Iben and Pixi make out, :drools:*

says quietly "guess Iben really didn't want her whip after all"

[Longshanks]

:rolleyes: - ok and now you're not :p

Proceeding along the passageway, you eventually come to a 3-way split in the tunnel - do you choose:

Passage A - a delightful little passageway, withdripping ceiling and down-sloping floor.

Passage B - a cheeky little corridor with soggy sandy floor

Or do you choose:

Passage C - a rough and rocky floor with wet pools

[IdahoMR2man]

L

I'm going to help solve this damn thing!! In spectral mode no one can hurt me!

*zooms down to Doc Evil and Kris*

Howdy.

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by Longshanks
:rolleyes: - ok and now you're not :p



what happened?