Ccl3 - The Game

[pixiness]

J

:::: hiding in the back, gripping a sledgehammer, petting it and talking to it - even the dogs are confused :::

Come to Crystal Lake they said... It'll be FUN they said... It's completely serial killer free these days....

::: pets sledgehammer some more :::

They said all the precautions were UNNECESSARY! Pixi's just being a worrywart! Well who's laughing now? THE ZOMBIES THAT'S WHO!!!!!

[PsychoMike]

O

*searches logging co. for anything interesting*

[Longshanks]

The Logging Co is a large industrial unit set up (surprisingly) for all things woody.

Bench saws, planers, drying kilns, furnaces (all off at the moment), and various tools like axes, saws...oh, and chainsaws ;) 5 chainsaws, first come, first served. :D

There's a crash at the back of the building, sounds like someone or something(s) have found another way into the building.

[Longshanks]

http://members.rogers.com/hartin/pics/vav/zombies.jpg

[sabin26]

O

*searches for anything usefull* Yes......I gots me an Axe.....now if only I had some Faygo......*hears noise and yells* Zombies have entered the building.

[Longshanks]

J

As Pixi crouches in the back of the tool shop, se hears a shuffling and a snuffling at the front door.

She risks a peek.

Pixi pick a number between 1 and 6 please ;)

[PsychoMike]

O

*picks up chainsaw, gives one to Idaho, Sabin, and Kris, keeps an axe just in case. Waits to see whats found its way in*

one chainsaw left.

[IdahoMR2man]

O

*grabs two axes and quickly duct tapes them together making a battle axe*

Who wants some?

*picks up drill and..*
http://www.angof.eurobell.co.uk/assets/images/zomb14sDAYOTD4site.jpg

You's a penguin looking motherf****r.

[pixiness]

I pick 2

[Longshanks]

O

Zombies - lots of zombies - about 30 or so of them from what you can see. Coming your way.

[sabin26]

O

So that's where my Duct Tape went *grabs it from Idaho* Aight.....who want's some.

[Longshanks]

J

2 zombies enter the tool shop. ;)

[PsychoMike]

O

*starts slicing apart zombies with chainsaw*

Take that you undead peice of *****.

[IdahoMR2man]

O

HIYA!!!
http://www.homepageofthedead.com/films/dawn/mach3s.jpg

[Sparhawk]

J

*finishes sharpening blades*
*sees two zombies enter shop*

Pixi, you wanna do the honors or should I?

[pixiness]

@)(*&$%#^%*#@&%^

J

::: begins swinging around sledgehammer lopping off squishy zombie heads, blood and decayed flesh is smacking against the floor and walls :::

EW! And those were new shoes too you bastard!!!!!

::: Gnasher gets scared and drops a huge puppy doodoo in the middle of the floor - luckily a zombie slips and knocks over a rack of heavy paint cans, trapping him just long enough for pixi to bash his skull in and run :::

YOU ARE RUINING MY VACATION!!!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!

[Longshanks]

O

Mike and Idaho - each pick a number between 1 and 6 please

[pixiness]

Running to E

You can stay if you want sparhawk - all my supplies are back at Iben's though - I'm leaving!

[IdahoMR2man]

2

[PsychoMike]

3

[Sparhawk]

J

Right behind you, Pixi!

* runs after Pixi to E slicing and dicing all things zombie on the way*

[southern]

not sure what letter i am

*grabs another chainsaw*
woot i'm in heaven:D

[PsychoMike]

O

Southern you're at O (logging co.) with me Idaho, kris, and Sabin. We're being attacked by zombies, again.

[southern]

O
alittle slice and dice fun!

[dr_evil]

N

*turns off lights in spa, and peeks out window*

[Kris Hodgson]

O

:: Kris surveys the scene in front of him. He sees roughly 30 zombies, all making their way into the logging plant ::

Alright, get ready to die!.....uh....again!

:: Kris begins attaching zombies to the walls, while using his chainsaw to cut off their heads ::

[PsychoMike]

O

*while waiting to findout from 'shanks what happened to me, Slices and Dices a few more zombies*

[Kris Hodgson]

O

We need to seal up that hole in the wall, or the zombies will just keep coming. You guys take care of the zombies that are already in here. I'll seal this up.

:: Kris begins by using his nail gun to put up planks over the hole ::

[sabin26]

O

*throwing the axe around and cutting any zombie in my way*

You want some *slice* oh...you two *chop chop stab cut*

[Longshanks]

Idaho - 2 - Amidst the struggle of braaaaains Vs brawn, a zombie pins Idaho, it's slavering jaws reaching for Idaho's tasty flesh. Pick another number please.

Mike - 3 - In the struggle, Mike is bitten on the arm. He kicks the zombie's head off, but there's a bloody lump taken out of his forearm. Shanks rolls dice - Mike has 6 posts to get back to the hospital and be treated before it infects him and turns him into a flesh-hungry fiend. You may only move one location at a time and must chose a numer between 1 and 6 for each location.

[IdahoMR2man]

O

*Idaho pauses in his slayings and looks to the lake. And sees....
http://www.houseofhorrors.com/images/zombie20.jpg *

ALRIGHT! The shark is helping out too!

[PsychoMike]

O

*leaves for Hospital A*

2

[IdahoMR2man]

O

I pick 1 Shanks.

[pixiness]

E

::: Locks doors, shuts and locks all windows, draws all the shades and for the first time in days opens a can of dog food for the dogs :::

I don't want my widdle muchkins to bite zombies and turn into zombie puppy-wuppies now do i?

::: quickly looks around the kitchen to see what other tools there are - she finds only a butter knife, an electric mixer and some dish soap :::

Great - at least i'll die in a way Martha Stewart would be proud - this SUCKS!!!!! hopefully I won't need anything, but I think the flares and gasoline from the car might make for a good last resort zombie-que if I need it.

::: begins doing yoga and meditative breathing exercises :::
I'm on vacation.... I'm on vacation.... I'm on vacation

[Kris Hodgson]

O

:: Kris sees that a zombie has Idaho pinned down ::

NOOOOOOOOOOO.......

[sabin26]

O

*hears Kris screaming and looks around really quick*

Where's Idaho?

Kris: He's pinned down and I can't get to him

F**K I can't eit...*chop* damn where's *chop another zombie down* Bob?

[Longshanks]

Idaho struggles free and kicks off the zombie's head. He's ok.

Mike finds the location free of zombies for now - no delay, move to next location - 5 turns left

[PsychoMike]

Q

*runs to A*

4

[Kris Hodgson]

O

I think he got bit. I seen him run out of here fast.
You alright, Idaho?

:: Continues to patch up the hole in the wall ::

[IdahoMR2man]

O

You don't want to f**k with Jay
you picked the wrong motherf****king day...

*gets up and swings battle axe around and chops a zombie at the waist and spins around so fast that as the torso is still in the air, Idaho lops his head off*

Bye bye Link.

[pixiness]

E

you are in a beautiful lakeside resort, there are no zombes, you are basking in the gorgeous sunshine, there is no fog... only happiness - and frozen dacquiris....

[sabin26]

O

Hey Bob on your way *chop another zombie down* F**k.....see if you can find anybody that can help us....*chop, chop*

[Sparhawk]

Outside E

*reaches the door just in time to see Pixi run in and slam the door*

Damn!

* turns to see half a dozen zombies advancing on him*

(screaming) Ummm Pixi. Little help.

*begins slashing wildly at the nearest zombies*

Back! Get back you festering maggott festivals!!!

[IdahoMR2man]

O

I scalped me one! I'm on the war path!!!!

http://www.homepageofthedead.com/films/dawn/haircut.jpg

[pixiness]

E

There is no one knocking at your door - you are entirely at peace. No one is in danger here. Everyone is happy and on vacation....

[Longshanks]

A

There are (shanks rolls dice...bugger)...6 zombies outside the hospital!

OK - I've chosen 5 numbers out of 10 - 5 of them will lose you one turn fighting the zombies, 5 of them will incur no delay. Please choose 6 numbers, repeats are ok. Choose all numbers at once.

You have 4 turns left to enter the hospital and save your sorry ass!
Good luck ;)

[Kris Hodgson]

O

:: Kris finishes boarding up the hole in the wall ::

Alright guys, we just need to kill the few that are left in here.

[Longshanks]

E

There are zombies knocking at your door - you are entirely in danger.Everyone is in danger here. No one is happy or on vacation.... ;)

[PsychoMike]

A

1,4,6,8,3

[Kris Hodgson]

O

Alright guys, the last zombie is right over there. Let's gang up on him.

http://www.metalonmag.com/Zombie/Sing5.jpg

[IdahoMR2man]

O

Can't...kill....Rob....Zombie....

[Sparhawk]

Outside E

*yells at the sky* Your not helping, here!

Pixi! It's me lemme in!*chop chop* Or al least let the dogs out! *hack maim*

[Kris Hodgson]

O

Then it's up to me......:: Kris puts on some killer black shades as kickin techno music plays from nowhere. He starts shooting nails into Rob Zombie's forehead with no effect.::

Ah, I see you are tougher than your demon servants.

[Longshanks]

A

Err - that's only 5 :p

1 - zombie - miss a go (3 turns left)
4 - zombie - miss a go (2 turns left)
6 - ok
8 - ok
3 - zombie - miss a go (1 turn left)

It's all up to your last choice (and the numbers have been changed again :p )

[PsychoMike]

A

5

[pixiness]

E

::: Luckily for Sparhawk, Bloodlust needs to go tinkle. Pixi opens the back door for a moment :::

Hurry up puppikins - I'm about to take a nap

[Kris Hodgson]

O

Kris throws his chainsaw up into the air, jumps and round house kicks the chainsaw right into Rob Zombie's mouth, severing his head above the jaw

[IdahoMR2man]

O

Damn K! You're a violent MF!

[Longshanks]

5 - lucky you - ok - you're in the hospital being treated. Expect to stay there for a while tho ;)

[Sparhawk]

Outside E

*bolts into open door, nearly bowling Pixi over*

Didn't you hear me yelling!!!! I was almost lunch.

Well, thanks for finally opening the door.

[Longshanks]

Idaho and Kris each pick a number between 1 and 10

[IdahoMR2man]

O

Bugger....8

[PsychoMike]

A

Thank god I made it here in time. No zombies for a while. I hope.

*Sleeps until all healed*

[Kris Hodgson]

O

The top of Rob Zombie's head is sitting on top of the chainsaw (which is stuck in the wall) as his body slowly slides to the floor)

Now that's what I call a headache!

:: Go Go music starts, wackiness ensues ::

[Kris Hodgson]

4

[Longshanks]

E

Pixi please pick a number between 1 and 6

[pixiness]

E

::: sparhawk races in the back door :::

Sparhawk: Geezus woman - didn't you hear me knocking?

Pixi: No, I was meditating - I'm on vacation

Hawk: Well there's like a dozen zombies outside

Pixi: Well that's no good - let's just ask them to go away

::: walks to front door and yells from behind the many locks :::

Pixi: Excuse me? For all of you undead out there - Everyone here is on vacation, so we'd appreciate it if you could find your brains somewhere else. I hear there's some people killing your fellow zombie kind at the logging company in case you're interested. It'd be really swell of you to leave. Thanks for dropping by.

Hawk: Are you nuts?

Pixi: Have you ever seen anyone try to reason with zombies? No, and maybe they're just misunderstood. HEY - Maybe THEY'RE here on vacation too!

[pixiness]

I pick 3

[Longshanks]

8+4 = 12 zombies break through the door behind you. Keep on fighting chaps ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

O

Poop-a-rama.

*Hacks at another zombie like he was Gimli. First off comes and arm, then a leg, then another leg, then the other arm.*

HA! What you gonna do? Bite my kneecaps?

*off comes the head*

[Kris Hodgson]

O

Jesus, 12 more!

:: Kris grabs his chainsaw out of the wall and starts kicking zombie ass ::

:: 2 go down as Kris slices off their heads in one stroke ::

9 to go boys.

[Longshanks]

E

While the dog goes out to relieve it'self, a zombie torso drags it'self from behind the bushes. Bloodlust smells his fave food and goes to take a bite or two..unfortunately the zombie also takes a bite.

Bloodlust is now a zombie dog who wants to get bak to his mistress. Wanna let him back in? :)

[pixiness]

E

::: sniffle :::
I knew this would happen one day - I just never thought it would be on vacation! Goodbye Bloodlust - I'll miss you!


::: shuts and locks back door :::

[Sparhawk]

E

*begins washing off zombie-goo in the kitchen sink*

*to self* Such a sweet girl - the mind is always the first to go. *shakes head*

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
O

Jesus, 12 more!

:: Kris grabs his chainsaw out of the wall and starts kicking zombie ass ::

:: 2 go down as Kris slices off their heads in one stroke ::

9 to go boys.

Err - 10 my liege :D

please pick 5 numbers between 1 and 20

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Err - 10 my liege :D

please pick 5 numbers between 1 and 20

Idaho killed one before my post, but it doesn't matter, because something tells me I'm going to die pretty soon.

Anyway..... 4, 7, 14, 19 and 1

[Longshanks]

E

"Woof!"

[IdahoMR2man]

13, 6, 17, 1, 9

[pixiness]

E

:: sings ::: just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming

Ooooh - you know what - the beach DOES sound like a marvelous idea!

:: runs upstairs and changes into her bikini. Then runs back downstairs and turns on all the lights and lays out a beach towel :::

See? This is nice isn't it?

[IdahoMR2man]

O

AHHH!!! It's Bloodlust!!

http://beta.houseofhorrors.com/vault/braindead/images/bd7.gif

[Longshanks]

O

Kris sweats a little while Shanks f**ks with his head.

The zombies die ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

O

Oh...I thought I had to also. So are all the zombies dead?

[Kris Hodgson]

O

:: Kris slumps up against the wall, exhausted ::

I could use a J right about now.

:: Sabin emerges from his cowardly hiding place ::

ME TOO ME TOO!

[Longshanks]

O

Idaho obviously wants to play too :D

13, 6, 17, 1, 9

13 zombies move foward 6 paces, Idaho s**ts himself 17 times, 1 zombie runs away from the smell, 9 explode on the spot :D

[IdahoMR2man]

O

Dammit that leaves 3.

Hey zombies, I hear Smokiechimp, Tardumb, Balrog, Sp_2k, Sub Zero, Citizen Kane, and Mr. Matinee have some lovely brains. Kris, Sabin and I don't have any.

*zombies run out looking for above people*

Well that takes care of that..

[Kris Hodgson]

Psssst....Tardumb was killed in the motel fire.

[Longshanks]

Not bad for someone with no brains :D

[IdahoMR2man]

O

Pssst...but his clone is running around.

[Kris Hodgson]

snuh

[pixiness]

E

::: walking around the living room listening to Bob Marley :::

(singing) Don't worry, about a 'ting. Cuz every liddle ting is gonna be alright...

COME DANCE WITH ME HAWK! Isn't vacation great?

[Longshanks]

OK - the individual battles have been won, but the zombies keep coming from the graveyard and the woods beyond it.

What ya gonna do folks?

[IdahoMR2man]

O

Call the Worchestershire Sauce company?

[Longshanks]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/residentevil-zombies.jpg
d'ya think it'd work?

[IdahoMR2man]

O

*Idaho dials hotline number to Worcestershire sauce place*

Hotline Voice: Worcester sauce emergency hotline, this call might be monitored to ensure you the highest quality service, how may I help you.
Idaho: There's a bunch of zombies here!
Hotline Voice: Please hold.

Idaho: Arg.

Hotline Voice: The first thing you need to do is make sure that you do not just go out and start decapitating zombies left and right. Do you understand? Do not start decapitating zombies left and right!
Idaho: Uh, ok. Then what?
Hotline Voice: All you have to do is kill the original zombie. The one that started the whole mess. Once you kill the original zombie, all the others zombies will turn back to normal.
Idaho: Original zombie? Well, how the hell do we know who the original zombie is?!?
Hotline Voice: We realize you have a choice in worcestershire sauces, we are delighted that....

*Idaho hangs up. *

[Longshanks]

That would be a 'no' then ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

O

No??? Killing the head zombie won't work?!?! Screw it, I'm busting outta here and frickaseeing that redheaded skeleton zombie!!!

*makes for K *

[Sparhawk]

E

Yeahhh, ummmm Pixi, dancin's real neat-o and all, and great bikini by the way, but shouldn't we be formulating a plan and than rushing off to acomplish it?

[sabin26]

O

*Sidenote: I hate work*

*gets done slashing up the last zombie* I think we should take what we can and start gathering everybody up so we don't have to kill them later. *lights cigarette*

[Kris Hodgson]

O

Wait for me dude.

Heads to K

[Longshanks]

Wellll - maybe it could help.

OK - somewhere on the map is the Iben zombie, the first corpse to be exumed in CCL - if you can find her and kill her, then no new zombies will be animated, and you just have to clean up the existing (throws a few dice) 52 zombies remaining!

Each post made will move her one location randomly.

good luck

[sabin26]

O

*notices that I'm alone* Ah crap.......Hey guys waits up *starts darting towards K*

[Sparhawk]

E

Wait! What's this?!?

*sees a dusty old book on the living room floor. Upon further examination, the book entitled "Zombies for Dummies, claims that killing the head zombie will stop them from re-populating*

Sweet Jabba the Hut!!! That's the answer! The old-Iben zombie must be stopped!

You with me Pixi?

[Longshanks]

ok - zombie Iben is placed - but not at K

[IdahoMR2man]

N

*on route to the beach, Idaho stops off at the spa and punches Dr. Evil's clone right in the face, then continues to the beach*

[Longshanks]

Not at N - remember, each post will move her again

[pixiness]

E

Sure - I'd love to go for a walk on the beach - just let me get my walkman.

:: starts listening to katrina and the waves - Walkin on Sunshine ::

I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE WOOAAAAHH OHHH AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD!!!

[Longshanks]

Not at E

[IdahoMR2man]

M

*Leads pack through the forest looking for Iben.*

She looks like this lads: http://www.angof.eurobell.co.uk/assets/images/zombeatsDOTD4site.jpg

[dr_evil]

N

*gets hit in face*

ouch like WTF was that for????

[IdahoMR2man]

For being a clone you Evil bastard!

[Longshanks]

Still no sign

[IdahoMR2man]

M

*Calls Sparhawk's celly*

Alright, you and Pixi take the east side of the camp and me, Sabin, and Kris will take the east. Break!

*heads for the only place no one has yet to go......P!!!*

[Longshanks]

P

Bingo!

But first youre going to have to fight through 11 zombies to get to her.

Before battle comences - who's at P?

[IdahoMR2man]

P

Kris, myself and Sabin are at Pee.

*throws battle axe right into 1 zombie's face, sticking him to a tree*

[Longshanks]

ok - I want each of you to choose 3 numbers between 1 and 6

[IdahoMR2man]

5, 2, 6

[Longshanks]

Idaho -

2= you kill a zombie with a massive sweep of your chainsaw. Bits fly everywhere and the legs stagger over the edge of the bridge and plummet into the chasm below.

6= another zombie bites the dust

5= as you lunge for another zombie, you loose your footing in the dead-zombie goo and slip. You ballance precariously before falling over the side of the bridge! Please choose another number and good luck - it's death or glory on this one.

[Kris Hodgson]

P

4, 1, 3

[IdahoMR2man]

P

Oh joy. The number is four or I will breathe...no more.

[Sparhawk]

E

*slams down cell phone*

Pee!! That's it! Pee is the ticket.

*throws Pixi over his shoulder*

C'mon crazy - Let's roll.

*picks up nearest couch and throws it through the front door smashing a path through the zombies. Dashes through the startled zombies to P*

[Longshanks]

Kris (nice try, but I'm shuffling the numbers for each go ;) )

4= in the fight you are bitten - you have 10 posts from now to get to the hospital, but you can't escape until Iben's zombie is dead.

1= a zombie falls beneath Kris's onslaught

3= another bite, this time on the leg, there are only 8 turns to get to the hospital now, but Iben must still die.

[IdahoMR2man]

P

8 zombies left and I'm still teatering!

[Longshanks]

Idaho - odd numbers = die Even numbers = live to fight another day!

Congratulations :)

[Longshanks]

Is someone going to post for Sabin?

Sparhawk - you will need to choose 3 numbers too

[Sparhawk]

P

*pant pant*

*drops Pixi*

Now that was a long run. *draws himself up and pulls out blades*

(with a wicked grin) Alright you Zombie Ass Mo Fo's who's up for some sweet hot death.......again?

1,2,3

[Kris Hodgson]

P

Sabin draws a 2, 5 and 1 I guess

"Kill that *****, Idaho, Kill her for me"

[southern]

O
i think

i leave for 2 hours and i'm lost again

[IdahoMR2man]

P

YOU CANNOT PASS!!!! *slays two zombies in one swipe, throws battleaxe at Iben's head*

[Longshanks]

Sparhawk

2= Dead zombie

3= Dead zombie

1= the rotting boards of the bridge creak beneath Hawk's feet as he fights off the horde. Suddenly his foot goes through
the bridge and he finds himself trapped!

Kris has 8 posts left to reach the hospital

[pixiness]

P

::: in a fit of rage - pixi begins throwing large rocks at all the zombies - killing two :::

STOP RUINING MY HOLIDAY... I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE! GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!

[Sparhawk]

P

Pixi!!! Hey!! Dance over here for a second will ya!! I have a margarita for you. I'm just stuck in this.....umm...sand.

[Kris Hodgson]

P

In a last ditch effort, before he needs to run to the hospital, Kris throws his chainsaw at zombie Iben's head.

Idaho's axe and Kris's Chainsaw both fly at Iben from different directions.....

[pixiness]

P
::: pulls hawk out of the bridge :::

This is no time for swimming - what are you - crazy? Who would want a margarita at a time like THIS!

[Longshanks]

Sabin

2= Dead zombie

1= Dead zombie

5= Sabin's weapon is lsot in the heat of battle and sails over the side of the bridge

[southern]

O
kills some zombies:)

[pixiness]

only one zombie left guarding Iben - who wants it?

[Sparhawk]

P

Die! Die! You satanic fridge dwelling pile of putrisence!!!

*lets loose with the sawzall blades - throwing all 12 with deadly accuracy at old-Iben*

[Longshanks]

Ok - first person to post a number decides zombie Iben's fate

[IdahoMR2man]

6

[southern]

goes to G
i'm so freakin lost on who got where:o

[IdahoMR2man]

P

*twiddles thumbs waiting to hear about zombie lady*

[Sparhawk]

P

*kicks dirt*

[Longshanks]

P

The zombie Iben stands before you:
http://www.themakeupgallery.info/horror/dead/rld32a.jpg

A rotted horror who's mere presence breaths life into those who should be left sleeping the sleep of death.

ZI: BRRRRRAAAAIIIINNS!

Idaho faces her. He beckons with a flick of the wrist having watched 'The Matrix' faaar too often.

Idaho: "Bring it on b**ch!"

Iben Zombie charges forward.

Idaho stands his ground.

Iben Zombie is almost upon him, claws reaching for his neck.



Idaho leaps into the air, chainsaw poised. The camera sweeps round him. He summersaults as the Iben Zombie passes below him. He reaches down with the chainsaw as he twists in mid air like a slow-motion olympic diver. The chainsaw takes Iben Zombies head clean off in a slo-mo spray of blood.

He lands.

[END BULLET TIME]

Idaho: "Thank you and good night"

He bows.

Kris: [b]"Brrraaaaiiins"

(Kris failed to reach the hospital in time - alas he's now a zombie :( )

[Kris Hodgson]

What?!?!?!?!?!?! I still had like 7 posts to make the hospital

[IdahoMR2man]

P


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Longshanks]

No - the posts included other peoples I'm afraid. You turned a while back.

Sorry

[Kris Hodgson]

I never even had a chance. Damn.

BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IdahoMR2man]

P

Kris = http://www.homepageofthedead.com/films/dawn/rogerzomb.jpg

You know, it's funny but that guy in Dawn of the Dead always reminded me of Kris.

I can't kill him!!!!

[Sparhawk]

P

*points at Zombie-Kris*

Lets tie him up! Maybe there is something at the chemists that can save him?

[IdahoMR2man]

P

Brilliant idea!!!!

*Kris comes at Idaho, Idaho smacks his hand*

NO! That's a bad zombie-Hodgson! Anyone got any rope?

[Longshanks]

Maybe ;)

[pixiness]

P

Yes, lets - it worked out fine for me in Niagara Falls

[southern]

P
whoa deja vu! now why does this seem familar:D

*consoles idaho by putting his head on my chest*
there there

[IdahoMR2man]

P

That's nice...I think my hands need consoling too....

[pixiness]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
P

Brilliant idea!!!!

*Kris comes at Idaho, Idaho smacks his hand*

NO! That's a bad zombie-Hodgson! Anyone got any rope?

P

OOOh! I've got rope - it's back at Iben's - who's coming with me?

[Sparhawk]

P

Southern has rope. She tied me up with it earlier.

*takes rope from Southern and ties up Zombie-Kris*

So, who wants a pet Zombie?

*holds out rope*

[IdahoMR2man]

P

He kinda stinks...I don't want him.

[southern]

P
no thanks he's all yours

i'll come pixi maybe i'll get injured on the way there and you can take care of me again:)

[pixiness]

on way to E with southern

OW! I think I stubbed my toe... ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

P

Screw it. I'll take him. We can't daddle here all day...

*heads out towards J*

[southern]

Originally posted by pixiness
on way to E with Iben [/b]

OW! I think I stubbed my toe... ;) [/B]
um................?

[pixiness]

sorry

[pixiness]

i meant to say E - Iben's house WITH southern and got confuseded

[southern]

just making sure:) i'm still kinda lost at where some are

[Longshanks]

OK - if you want to save Kris, you're gonna have to do some good old internet research on cause, effect and cure ;)

[Longshanks]

I have a specific idea in mind, something I found on the net.
Not necessarily movie-based.
If you correctly find what I'm thinking about you can use it to save Kris.

Easy eh? ;)

I will give assistance if you submit ideas.

[IdahoMR2man]

http://pub35.bravenet.com/forum/fetch.php?usernum=2946462004&msgid=147407&mode=&cp=

I posted on the zombie message board.

[Longshanks]

Anyway - there's still a killer on the loose - and I'm sure Kris has a brother somewhere should he decide it's not worth the effort to find a cure :D

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
http://pub35.bravenet.com/forum/fetch.php?usernum=2946462004&msgid=147407&mode=&cp=

I posted on the zombie message board.

Excellent! :D:D:D:D:applaud:

[southern]

killer's pixi ain't it!

on the way with pixi to E
right then well hope she's not

[Longshanks]

Right - I'm kicking in for the night, see you all tomorrow.

PS: Don't forget there are still 50+ stray zombies hanging around CCL - maybe there'll be a prize for the most inventive way of killing 'em :D

Cheer
Shanks

[southern]

(Suddenly a Zombie appears from a nearby passage.)
Southern: ZOMBIE!!!! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!!!!!
(Southern pounces on the hapless undead creature and shreds him to bits with her chainsaw. She then stands there in the resulting pile of goo.)
Kyle: You have aggression issues don't you.
(Southern revs her chainsaw.)
Kyle: Tardumb why'd you insult Southern like that?
(Tardumb stares into blank space)

remember that:D well let me just continue that for now;)

[IdahoMR2man]

J

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAVE KRIS!!!! Oh well...

[Kris Hodgson]

BRAIIIIINNNSSSSSSS!!!!

ZOMBIE TRANSLATOR:: just drag me around until you figure it out. Quitter.

[IdahoMR2man]

J

*drags zombie-Hodgson back and forth by hair in front of stores*

[TyRoss]

Just a quick reminder but... the chemists is the only place you haven't opened yet.

[Kitty]

B
*Kitty walks over the ruins of the former Baits Motel. The crunching of wood could be heard from underneath her feet as she walked. She looked up at the sky at the dark clouds.*

Kitty: Something isn't right...

*With that said Kitty felt someone grab her left ankle. She gasped and turned around to see that her twin sister's hand was tightly grasping her ankle. She grabbed the hand and flinged it away from her. She turned around fast as she heard groaning and the crunching of the wood beneath someone else's feet.*

Kitty: Sister...

*Kitty was five feet away from her newly undead sister. Covered in terrible burns, meanwhile decaying at the same time, Kitty groaned and started walking towards her sister.*

Kitty: Sister...sister what's wrong? I thought you were...oh dear God...

*Kitty walked back a couple of feet as her sister still continued to go towards her. Kitty tripped and fell what to have been a ten inch piece of still intact burnt wood. Knowing what she needed to do, Kitty got up, grabbed the stick, and charged towards her zombie sister. With a few cracks of bones, Kitty stuck the piece of wood through Kitty's stomach. Groaning and still going after her, Kitty took another piece of wood and stabbed it in the middle of her zombie sister's forehead. Ceasing, her zombie sister fell to the floor, able to rest in a odd peace. Kitty, sad of what she just did to her own sister, knelt towards the floor and started to cry. But that did not last for long, because as soon as she knew it, another zombie was starting her way towards her. Kitty got up.*

Kitty: (Shouts) What the **** is WRONG with this place?!

(sorry, i typed out too much stuff, hehe ^_^;;; )

[Link]

M

Tardumb: I don't know about this man, maybe we should split up.

Link: Wait...let me ask you something. Are you a moron?

Tardumb: What do you mean?

Link: Do you realize that we are the two unpopular jackass white guys that always get slaughtered in horror films?

Tardumb: Umm....no.

Link: Well, you need to realize it now. Because we aren't likely going to stand a chance together either.

Link drops flashlight

Tardumb: Nice going Link..

Link: Hey, I think these batteries are dead.

Tardumb: You're kidding me.....

Link: No...now what?

Tardumb: Well what the hell are we doing here? Let's go somewhere else!


You decide

[dr_evil]

N
*decides to finally leave the spa to see if the zombies are gone, after not seeing anything i start to walk around and gets used to the area because i am probally going to be here for a while.

while walking around i trip on a big stick that fell off the tree i decide to keep it just incase idaho decides to come and hit me again

then i get to B again and see a zombie coming toward kitty*

oh my god:eek:

*i go over there and hit the zombie with the stick until it dies*

[Mr.Matinee]

A

*While visiting Psyhcobob,a horde of zombies comes in through the windows*

Bob-Oohhhh s**t!!!

Matinee-Don't worry,I have the ultimate power!
*Pulls out a copy of Gigli on DVD,causing them to instantly incenerate*
Matinee-Shouldn't really be suprised about that happening.Hmm,I've got and idea...is there a resort wide PA system?....

[Kitty]

B
*Kitty finds dr. evil beating up a zombie. She nods her head at him.*

Kitty: Thanks. I feel that it wasn't the last of them, although I wish it was.

dr. evil: Like, what are you talking about?

Kitty: Look behind you.

*Behind dr. evil are about five other zombies walking towards Kitty and dr. evil. Kitty takes out the stick from her zombie sister's stomach and starts to attack the zombies*

(night everyone)

[Tardumb]

M heading east

Tardumb - Well since you just broke our flashlight and we can't very well see a damn thing, I say we should head to the lighted part of the resort.

Link - Now there's a good idea, maybe stop by the house and grab something to eat, I'm starving.

Tardumb - Me too. I could really go for some....

BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSS

*Link and Tardumb look behind them to see a zombie walking their way*

Link - *screams*

Tardumb - *looks at Link*

Link - It's a f'in zombie man!

Tardumb - It's only one, c'mon we can take care of him.

Link - I don't think that's such a good idea...

*Tardumb is already running at the zombie with his fists balled up, cursing. He rocks the zombie with a hard right, twisting it's head around backwards*

Tardumb - Woooo! Did ya see that man?!

*the zombie twists it's own head back around and into the moonlight*

Tardumb - Holy ****...

Link - What?! Did ya kill it?

Tardumb - No man, it's my brother...

[Link]

Link: Your brother? Just ****ing kill him!

Tardumb: No man, I loved my brother. I couldn't bring myself to murder my own flesh and blood. He's the one I shared my enjoyments of life with. He's the one that made me fall in love with another woman..He's the..

Link: Dude, he's running at us.

Zombie trips

Link: Well that saves us time. Just kill him!

Tardumb: Dude...never

Link: You know...uh before he died. He said you were a pussy.

Tardumb: WHAT!?

[Tardumb]

Now in K still heading towards J

Tardumb - You called me a pussy, bro?!

ARRRRRRRROOOOOO...... :(

Tardumb - *stares him down for a few seconds...zombie brother hangs head in shame*

Link - Wonderful, you made him cry...

Tardumb - Well, that takes care of that problem.

*a dozen zombies bust out of the woods roaring and stumbling*

Link - Holy mother of-! Tardumb, we gotta go!

*Link turns to see Tardumb already running away*

Link - Wait up!

[Link]

J

Link and Tardumb run for their life..

[Rogue]

M

*looks around* Maybe I'll just walk around..

[PsychoMike]

A

*still in hospital recovering from zombie bite, decides to research how to bring someone back who has become a zombie*

[Longshanks]

J

Outside the stores, Sabin, Zombie Kris, Idaho, Link and Tardumb, ponder what to do next (well, Zombie Kris is thinking more about how tasty all the brains smell, but he has 'issues' ;) )

Sabin: "Well, I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit"

Link: "It's the only way to be sure"

Tardumb: "I say we kill every last mother****er in the room"

All: "Huh?" (All start reaching for their various weapons, Kris tries to lick Idaho's ear)

Tardumb: "Well, that way we'd be bound to get the killer" *silence* "It's a joke ok?!"

Idaho: "That's crazy talk man" *pushes Kris away* "I told you, not while we're in public ok?"

Next door Mr Lecter pops his head out of the door to the butchers.

Lecter: "Good morning gents, you'll have to excuse me, I was just finishing breakfast; Liver with flava beans. Oh, and a nice Chianté" *Licks his lips*

"Lovely. Anyway, I was wondering if you would care for any gibblets for your friend there?" *Points to Kris, who's currently trying to suck Idaho's shoulder "Brraaaaains!"*

"Ah, brains it is then...and maybe a muzzle for him? I just so happen to have one in the back of the shop...by the chopping board...anyone care to come in and look?" *All back away*

"No? Oh well, next time maybe." *Lecter goes off into the shop and returns with a bag of brains and a muzzle:*
http://www.the-joke-shop.com/ProductImages/t21704.jpg
Idaho feeds Kris the brains for a few minutes and puts the mask on him.

Idaho: "Should keep him happy for a while." *looks puzzled* "Say, can anyone hear a hissing sound?"

Tardumb: *after a pause to listen* "Yeah. It sounds like it's coming from inside the tool shop."

Tardumb walks over to the door and tries the handle. The door doesn't open for some reason. He tugs harder.

Tardumb: "Hey Idaho, give me a hand here, it seems to be jammed."

Idaho ties Kris to the hitching rail in true Western style and grasps the doorknob with Tardumb. They both pull. There's no effect.

Idaho: "But the hissing's still coming from inside the shop"

Tardumb: "I don't like the sound of it" *He goes to release the handle and step back, but for some reason he can't let go. Neither can Idaho*

Idaho: "What the.....! Someone's put superglue all over the handle man!" *They both tug hard, but are stuck fast*

Tardumb: "Crap! Get us off! Get us off!"

Link: "Hey, maybe they have some of that superglue release inside the shop?"

Sabin: "Maybe there's another way in? Hold on guys" *deadpan look from Idaho and Tardumb* "Sorry."

Sabin and Link head off to try to find another way in to the store.

[CUT TO INSIDE OF STORE]

We see a rack of propane gas canisters inside the store.

They're lined up on their sides on a shelf.

Slow zoom in to reveal a thin stream of gas escaping one of them.

There's a noise somewhere in the shop. We pan to see a dark, masked figure step forward. It stops at the gas rack.

[CUT BACK TO EXT STORE. IDAHO AND TARDUMB ARE STILL STUCK TO THE DOOR]

Tardumb: "What if we brace our feet on the door? Maybe we can pull the handle off?"

Idaho: "Or just pull the skin off our hands?"

[CUT BACK TO INTERIOR]

*The figure seems to be sighting down the cylinder, adjusting it slightly, then sighting again. The camera moves to follow the line of sight. It's lined up on the front door of the shop.*

[CUT BACK TO EXT STORE]

Tardumb: "Well, what if we spit on the knob? Maybe that'll loosen the glue"

Idaho: "You spit on my knob and I'll kick your head in. I mean it"

[CUT BACK TO INTERIOR]

*The figure reaches into it's pocket and draws out something small and silvery. It's a zippo lighter. It flicks the lid*

[CUT BACK TO EXT STORE]

Tardumb: "No you sick freak, I mean the doorknob, maybe we can sort of slide off it?"

Idaho: "Or maybe we can kick the door off it's hinges?" *Both look at each other for a moment, then start kicking the door for all their worth*

[CUT BACK TO INTERIOR STORE]

*The figure places the lighter next to the neck of the propane canister. It flicks the wheel. *

*There's a spark*

[EXT STORE]

The door is blown off of it's hinges by the force of the canister as it slams forward like a rocket.
Idaho, Tardumb and the door are propelled at great speed up and across the road, a plume of fire trailing out from the canister on the other side of the door as it rockets them into the air.

Both: "Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!"

[WIDE SHOT]

We see the door, the canister and the victims sailing into the sky above the lake.

The canister explodes.
http://www.butchartgardens.com/images/fireworks.jpg

We watch as a shower of guts and body bits rain down over the lake, the sharks wait below with mouth open....

We watch one fragment of canister debris as it falls to the ground.

[CU ON CANISTER SHARD]

On it is written: 6/7

fade to black

[Longshanks]

Meanwhile at E...

Southern awakes suddenly, from dreams of fireworks and Die Hard films. She's been having a few problems sleeping recently, maybe she really should turn the matress over after what happened to Smokie the other night?

She eventually decides to get up and make herself a cup of tea and some toast, maybe watch the sun rise.

She heads down stairs to the kitchen and flicks the kettle on.

[CUT TO POV FROM A DARK CORNER OF THE KITCHEN. WE WATCH SOUTHERN]

She gets herself a cup, pops a couple of slices in the toaster, and walks to the large upright fridge.

She opens the door to the fridge.

[CU VIEW FROM INSIDE FRIDGE. SOUTHERN'S FACE ILLUMINATED BY FRIDGE LIGHT. DARK FIGURE IN HOCKEY MASK STANDING BEHIND HER]

She reaches into the fridge for the milk and butter. Suddenly she's pushed forward with great force and falls into the fridge.

Southern: "OW! What the......?"

She twists round to look at who pushed her. The dark figure stands there.

Southern: "You! You sick freak! You killed my boyfriend! (and quite a few others besides), but specifically my boyfriend! Who the f**k are you?!"

The figure stand impassively before slowly reaching up to it's mask with one gloved hand. It starts to lift the mask off.

[ANNOYINGLY THE CAMERA VIEW NOW FOCUSES ON SOUTHERN AS SHE WATCHES IN HORRIFIED FACINATION]

Southern: "OH.MY.GOD!! YOU?!? It was....."

The door is slammed shut in her face, muffling any words she was about to say.

The figure braces one foot against the fridge door before pulling a large heavy chain and padlock from it's coat. It proceeds to lock the fridge with Southern inside as she kicks and struggles to get out.

Fade to black...

...fade back in to close up of fridge being dragged along the road towards the jetty outside the sailing club. Inside we can only just make out the muffled sounds of Southern's screams and struggles.

The figure reaches the end of the jetty.

It pauses to scrawl something on the door of the fridge before pushing it into the waiting water.

We watch the fridge settle in the water and start to sink. A couple of fins can be seen in the water, they start to circle.

[INTERIOR FRIDGE AS THE WATER RISES RAPIDLY]

Southern: "You sick ****er! I'll get you for this, just see if I don't! I'll get you...*Glub*"

*The water rises over Southern's mouth cutting off her last word.

[EXT FRIDGE AS IT SINKS BENEATH THE WATER. SHARKS GATHER]

We watch the fridge vanish into the dark waters, just catching the 8 scrawled on the door before it disappears.

Fade to black

[Longshanks]

Presumably Idaho and Southern were both one of twins...and I'm guessing Tardumb was one of triplets? ;)

Busy night on CryStal Lake eh? :D

[Sparhawk]

P

*yawn* Wow, I was so tired after fighting all those zombies I guess I just passed out. *looks around* Where did everyone go now?

*checks pockets* Oh yeah, I used all my throwing knives last night, better reload.

*heads to J*


Shanks - in Final Fantasy X you can cure zombies with Holy Water - is that the answer you'r looking for?

[Longshanks]

Shanks - in Final Fantasy X you can cure zombies with Holy Water - is that the answer you'r looking for?

Nope. ;)

[Sparhawk]

Is this what your looking for? (http://www.fvza.org/zscience1.html)

Shanks - it refrences a vaccine?

[sabin26]

J

*behind the hardware store after the door flies off* What was that....*runs to front just in time to see Tardumb and Idaho explode*..........crap.....*looks at zombie Kris* Well I sure the hell aren't going to have you try and eats me.

*grabs cell and tries to gets a hold of Pixi*

[Longshanks]

Sparhawk :D

Could be! - So what does that suggest as a cure?

[Iben]

I really don't wanna read through 20 something pages, so could someone please just tell me if I'm still alive or not, and link me the page where I died if so??

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Sparhawk :D

Could be! - So what does that suggest as a cure?

It claims there is a vaccine.....could there be some in the Chemists?

[Longshanks]

Iben - you're still alive and at E - if you want to catch up on deaths then check the front page for details and page numbers.

Nice to have you back ;)

[Iben]

if I'm alive then why are you all calling me zombie Iben? :p

[dr_evil]

B

*suddenly an explosion happens over by J*

like WTF

*goes to J to check what happened*

[sabin26]

that was the old Iben from the fridge

[Longshanks]

Sparhawk - definitely worth further investigation. Shame you don't have a key to the chemists yet....

[Sparhawk]

Further investigation!!!!

I think I've had enough of researching the macabre for now. Blows my mind how much crap there is on everything on this damned Internet!

Anywho J.

[Longshanks]

Hey - he's a flesh-eating zombie fiend with no heartbeat who can only be killed by completely destroying his brain functions before he feeds on your still warm body!

You want to fix it with a couple of asprin? :p ;)

[Iben]

E

::wakes up and realizes that she's been sleeping since Friday::

man, I'm well rested now !!

[Longshanks]

E Bet you could do with a nice glass of cold orange juice from the fridge ;) (after having refered back to page 68 that is :p )

[southern]

fridge
*girgle girgle*

::translation............fridge is full::

[Iben]

E

something tells me I shouldn't touch anything from that fridge ;)

[Longshanks]

E

Shanks: "The fridge is gone Iben"

Iben: "Can we fix it?"

Shanks: "It's GONE Iben"

(...if you want to follow the scuff marks out the back door you could find out where it went tho :D )

PS: A prize of a nice and shiny, brand new, double-barrel, sawn-off, pump-action shotgun, with 12 rounds of ammo to anyone who correctly guesses where I bastardised that quote from. ;)

[Iben]

E

My fridge is gone? GONE???!!

I go to sleep for 5 days and you steal my fridge! bastards!

[southern]

no kidding it's a shame what they stuffed in it

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by southern
no kidding it's a shame what they stuffed in it

...said a very muffled and gurgley voice from deep beneath CryStal Lake.

Or was that your sister speaking? :)

[Kris Hodgson]

Sparhawk's pocket radio picks up a broadcast:

This just in: It seems that scientists may have found a cure for zombies! It was discovered early yesterday that the zombie "Virus" comes from the same virus family as Lyme disease: Ixodidae virus family. The cure for this virus family is commen oral antibiotics. So if you have a zombie you need to cure...get him to the hospital.

[Longshanks]

:applaud:

[pixiness]

E

::: trots downstairs to get southern to join her in a nice bubblebath :::


What the $%#@!!! What kinda sick %^#&@(% %^$&# !@* does that sort of thing?!?!?!!

AND WHY CAN'T THEY UNDERSTAND WE'RE ON VACATION

Iben - hold me - I'm scared.

[southern]

Originally posted by Longshanks
...said a very muffled and gurgley voice from deep beneath CryStal Lake.

Or was that your sister speaking? :)
nah i'm going to stay an only child
but occationally shout girgled things though:D

[Sparhawk]

J

*squish* Oh, man! I just stepped in a pile of goo that used to be Idaho's face.

*scrapes shoe off on sidewalk*

Poor bugger.

*pulls pocket radio out of pocket* Thank God, this explains the voices I've been hearing.

[sabin26]

J

*still trying to call Pixi*

Stop giving me those looks....they don't turn me on....I'll shoot your eyes out Kris....*looks at Bob* Go put a bag over his head.

[pixiness]

E

:::Hears phone ringing:::

So help me god if the voice on the other end says 3 days or Do you like scary movies I'm gonna find the sick twist and strangle him with the phone cord...


Hello?

[Sparhawk]

Shanks! Shanks!

Your quote is one of Kurt's lines from The Thing.

Give it up, baby!!!!

[sabin26]

J

Finally....Pixi it's Sabin, we have a problem. Kris is a zombie, Idaho and Tardumb are dead and the killer is somewhere close by.

Pixi: CAN'T I JUST ONCE HAVE A NICE RELAXING VACATION........okay....I feel a little better. Well we can add southern to the list as well as the fridge.

F**K and I just found my video camera to record you two.....umm..nevermind. Stay there me and Hawk will come and gets you before we go and try to find Kris and antidote.

[pixiness]

E

You're bringing a zombie HERE? No - no no no no no no no no. Uh uh. No way. No how. Not happening. As in, don't think so. Not today. We've had our fill of zombies thanks much.

I'll meet you at the hospital.

[sabin26]

Originally posted by Sparhawk
Shanks! Shanks!

Your quote is one of Kurt's lines from The Thing.

Give it up, baby!!!!

I just watched that last night..........I've should have known that.

[TyRoss]

And now here to make your lifes oh so much more complicated.... is me.

A FATE HAS BEEN DECIDED

[Sparhawk]

J

Ah, well. Untill my shiny new shotgun shows up I''d better load back up on throwing knives.

*enters Hardware store and grabs another dozen sawzall blades*

[southern]

Originally posted by TyRoss
And now here to make your lifes oh so much more complicated.... is me.

A FATE HAS BEEN DECIDED
::gurgle gurgle blup blup::
translation...............guessing it has nothing to do with me

[TyRoss]

A Card of Doom has been drawn

Card: 10 of Diamonds
Item Card
Affected PLayer: Sabin

Location J

While Sabin and Pixi franticly look for ways out of the mess everyones in. In his rush Sabin trips over the doormat to the Chemists. Underneath is a skeleton key. Sabin then proceeds to smack himself in the head for not thinking of this earlier.

Effect: The final Key has been found

[Longshanks]

Sparhawk gets a surprise mail delivery:

A nice and shiny, brand new, double-barrel, sawn-off, pump-action shotgun, with 12 rounds of ammo.

Enjoy :D

[sabin26]

J

Man that's about as bad as not flipping the sun visor down to look for somebodies car keys.

Hey Hawk I found the key....notify Pixi to meet us here instead.

[Sparhawk]

WOO HOO!!!!

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Sparhawk's pocket radio picks up a broadcast:

This just in: It seems that scientists may have found a cure for zombies! It was discovered early yesterday that the zombie "Virus" comes from the same virus family as Lyme disease: Ixodidae virus family. The cure for this virus family is commen oral antibiotics. So if you have a zombie you need to cure...get him to the hospital.

AHEM....

[Sparhawk]

J

*lights smoke, and pops in two shotgun shells*

Sabin, my good man*ka-chunk*. If you'll do the honors *ka-chunk* and open that door, I'll be happy to watch your back.

*finishes speech by chambering a shell T2 twirly style*

Let's roll.

[sabin26]

J

*proceeds to the door to the Chemist shop* Well here goes nothing...*puts key in lock and......*

[TyRoss]

As the key crumbles to dust in Sabins hand the door to the chemists opens. Inside is.... a chemists or as we westerners call it a pharmacy. Basicly if you need to know something technical about it PM Kyle he'll know.

[Iben]

Originally posted by pixiness
E

::: trots downstairs to get southern to join her in a nice bubblebath :::


What the $%#@!!! What kinda sick %^#&@(% %^$&# !@* does that sort of thing?!?!?!!

AND WHY CAN'T THEY UNDERSTAND WE'RE ON VACATION

Iben - hold me - I'm scared.

E

with pleasure! ;)

::holds Pixi::

[TyRoss]

FATE #2 HAS BEEN DECIDED

[IdahoMR2man]

Suddenly the audience looks up and sees in the sky: http://www.bostonblueyes.com/smilies/angel2.gif

[sabin26]

J

Hey Hawk....what was the thing we're looking for again?

*grabs phone and calls Pixi*

[Sparhawk]

J

The radio said antibiotics would do it. You make with the grabbing - Amoxicilin should do it, and I'll cover you.

*steps into Chemists doorway and does a security sweep of the place, finger on trigger, smoke curling lazily up from the cigarette clenched tightly in his lips*

[Kris Hodgson]

BRAIINNSSSSSSS

Translator: please hurry, I'm festering over here

[TyRoss]

A Card of Doom Has been drawn.

Card: 4 of Hearts
Item Card
Affected Player: Iben

Locaton E

As Iben embraces Pixi (and the cameras steam up) she notices something out of the corner of her eye. There seems to be something snakelike in the closet. A first Iben jumps but upon investigating further she finds a bullwhip.

Effect: Iben has a bullwhip.

NOTE: Only 1 hour 25 mins until anyone who hasn't posted since the Zombie attack started becomes Zombie chow. This means the following posters.

Spiderman 2k
Sub_Zero3
Citizen Kane
Ambrosia
Balrog
Rogue
Jibbs

I will double check before noon however.

[sabin26]

J

*searching with phone clenched between head and shoulder* Any oral antibotic?

*pulls tranq gun outs of straight jacket* I wonder if I could make more tranq darts here........

[pixiness]

E

::: sees whip :::

Oooh baby - you know JUST what I like.

Let's go see if we can taunt the boys!

[Sparhawk]

J

Dude, just grab some Amoxicilin from the fridge behind the counter.

C'mon, the flies are getting thick around Zombie-Kris.

[Iben]

E

::cracks her whip::

whoosh!

this is so me!!

[Sparhawk]

J

*tired of waiting for Sabin - who is occupying himself in the femenine hygene isle, Sparhawk dashes in, jumps the counter, grabs some Amoxicillin from the fridge, and runs out*

I'll need one more thing.

*enters the Butchershop*

Two pounds of brains, please. And lets make it snappy, Old dude.*brandishes shotgun*

*takes brains from Lecter, exits, soaks brains in antibiotics and set in front of Zombie-Kris*

Dig in, you walking compost pile.

[Kris Hodgson]

:: Kris devours the amoxicilin soaked brains in two quick bites and waits to see if the antibiotics will work ::

[Longshanks]

Kris will be back to his old self once 30 posts have passed.

Starting.....now.

[Iben]

E

::goes outside and starts practising with the whip::

gotta be prepared for any killers lurking around!

[Kris Hodgson]

:: Kris looks at Sparhawk and starts to see a friend instead of just juicy delicious brains ::