Ccl3 - The Game

[southern]

M toN
*skips, short white dress and all, to N*
might as well make the most of it

[Link]

N

Might as well do something.

[Kitty]

M to N

*Kitty, curious as to what happened to her twin sister and how funny the weather is at the moment, walked over to N. Going through the woods at this time of day or night...well it was hard telling what part was where, but either way, she didn't like it.

She finally got inside the spa, soaked from head to toe, cursing to herself as she jumped a couple of feet from the thunder a few feet away from the place. She walked up to Link, shoes covered in mud.*

Kitty: Hello there. Um, do you happen to know where my sister is by any chance? Is she on the other side of the island? Her name is Kitty by the way, funny name, yes, I agree too, but do you know if she's here?

*Kitty looks at the man waiting for an answer*

[Link]

N

Link turns around

Link: Whoa I thought you died!

Kitty: What?

Link: Um, you know. You died in a fire.

Kitty: I think you have the wrong person, by any chance have you seen ym twin sister?

Link: .....yes.

Kitty: Where is she?

Link: Easily put, dead.

[Tardumb]

N

Hey Link! How's it goin! How about that weather eh?!

*sees weight room*

oooooh! "I'm going to PUMP...ME UP."

[PsychoMike]

A

*still here in the hospitol searches for anyone else*

[Kitty]

*Kitty stared at Link for a good long minute and sat down in a chair*

Kitty: When...when did this happen?

Link: A few days ago. She died in a fire across the lake at the local motel. It's nothing but ash there now.

Kitty: God...this is terrible. We need to call the cops on all of this, or have you already?

Link: Well...

Kitty: *Jumps out of chair* Well that's it. I'm going to call up the police.

*Kitty gets out her cell phone from her soaked purse. She turns it on but as it turns on it starts making funny noise. Bit scared, Kitty drops the phone on the floor as it dies. Thunder could be heard from outside as Kitty looked around and said to herself...*

Kitty: Well I'm most certainly going to have a fun time here...

[southern]

N
*receives massage from hunky buff guy*
:)

[Tardumb]

N

*stops giving southern massage*

Man, this is tiring work! ;)

[southern]

N
no no don't stop:)

[Tardumb]

N

So tense! All these knots!

*Link walks in*

[southern]

N
*throws link out*
continue:D

[Tardumb]

N

ooo...like your style.

*continues with massage*

[Rogue]

M

*sits down and waits* Well ****...guess I'm stuck out here with no one.

[JBond]

M

Uh, I'm here ;)

[Rogue]

M

Well, that's good to know. ;) *walks off to a dark corner beckoning Jibbsy*

[JBond]

M

Oo I like surprises ;)

*walks to corner*

[Longshanks]

A

At the hospital, all is quiet - maybe Smokie's been playing with the anaesthetic again.

We cut from one sleeping victim to another as they snore and mutter in their beds.

[CUT TO HOSPITAL CORRIDOR] A stainless steel trolley is being wheeled down the corridor, the camera pulls back from it's low angle to reveal the trolley full of blood bags, syringes, tubes, gas cylinder, mask, a pump and an umberella. Pull back further to reveal what we first take to be a nurse, but as the view widens we see it's the dark figure of the killer crudely dressed in (bloody) nurses uniform. It wears a blank white mask with a disturbing lack of resemblance to William Shatner.

Still the hospital sleeps.

The trolley stops outside a door with a small round window. The camera zooms into the window and we see Dr Evil asleep in a small private room. The door opens slowly and the trolley is pushed in.

Dr Evil stirs in his sleep but doesn't awake.

The figure moves to the side of Evil's bed and proceeds to ready the gas and mask which it then places over Evil's face.

Dr Evil awakes in a confused 'wherethef**kamI?' sort of way. The figure ignores his feeble struggle and pins him to the pillow by pressing down on the mask. It turns on the gas.

[CU ON DR EVIL'S EYES] Evil is panicing and screaming silently inside the mask. We hear the hiss of gas. Evil realises what's happening and starts to struggle more, but it's too late as the anaesthesia takes hold and he slips off into his last ever sleep.

Voice: "The Doctor is...out.

[OVERHEAD VIEW OF DR EVIL LAID OUT ON BED] The figure is now busily attaching tubes to Evil, 3 in each arm, two in the neck, four in each leg. The figure proceeds to attach each tube to one end of a complicated looking pump.

When all the tubes are finally attached, the figure picks up a large blood bag and fits it to a tube on the other end of the pump. It plugs the pump in and flicks a switch.

The camera follows the flow of red liquid from the bag, through the pump and down each tube as it's pumped into Dr Evil's sleeping body. It takes about a minute to empty the bag. The figure replaces the now empty bag with a fresh full one and continues the operation. The camera pans over the trolley, there are about 30 2-pint bags of fresh blood awaiting delivery.

The operation continues slowly and methodically.

After a few minutes we can make out a distinct 'enlargement' of the sleeping Evil, his arms are noticeably larger, as are his legs, neck and head. He's filling up.

[CUT TO SHOT OF CLOCK ON WALL - TIME LAPSE AS THE HANDS MOVE, 3 MINUTES, 5 MINUTES, 10 MINUTES]

We cut back to Dr Evil. He now looks a bit like the Mitchelin man or Mr Staypuff. Blood is starting to leak out of his ears and bulging eyes. Small sprays of blood can be seen where the needles enter him. Still the operation continues.

[CUT BACK TO CLOCK - 15 MINS, 20...WE CUT BACK AND FORWARD BETWEEN THE CLOCK AND DR EVIL AS THE OPERATION CONTINUES]

Back again to the Dr, he's now about the size of a small blimp, his stumpy bloated limbs stick out at right angles from his taught body. There's a noise like a balloon being rubbed on a window. We pan over to the trolley, the pile of blood bags has been reduced to a couple, the discarded empties litter the floor.

The final bag is eventually connected to the pump as the machine continues it's hellish work, fine sprays of blood are squirting from every available orifice on Dr Evil's body. he looks very... full.

The last bag empties. The figure steps back to admire it's handiwork. There's a wet creaking/squelching sound like an over-inflated balloon full of...err...blood.

The figure picks up the umberella from the trolley and opens it. It then leans forward and carefully prods Dr Evil with a single finger. Dr Evil's over-stretched skin finally loses the battle.

He splits and explodes in a huge torrent of blood and wet goo, not unlike Mr Creosote - but without the after eight mint.

The room turns red - every last inch of it. The figure stands beneath the umbrella casually whistling 'Singing in the Rain' while the room is drenched in blood.

Once the fountain eventually subsides, the figure leans over the remains of the body and uses one leather gloved finger to write 4 into the blood red wall above the bed.

Finally, after admiring it's handiwork one last time, it turns and leaves the room, bloods flows out into the corridor in a small tidal wave as the door is opened. The figure walks off down the corridor, removing it's blood soaked nurses uniform as it goes.

It's humming the theme to 'ER'.

[CUT BACK TO DR EVIL'S ROOM] Aerial view of the exploded body with tubes hanging from it. Fade to red.

[Sparhawk]

G

*yawn* Jeeze. Feels like I've been asleep for days.;)

*sits up and looks around* Where the hell is everyone?

*wanders outside and sees some smoke still rising from Rami Woods in the distance and the water-wrought desolation all around*

How long was I alseep!?!?

[Kris Hodgson]

A

:: wakes up ::

[dr_evil]

Q

*suddenly a boat arrives on the shores by Q*

[cuts to shot of really hot guy getting of boat(:hehe:) ]


crap man where like the hell am i

[shot of the boat with holes in it and starting to sink]

*screams*

IS ANYONE HERE

*walks around to see if anyone else was on the island*

[southern]

N
*wakes up from excellent massage*
what to do now..............wonder when the rains going to stop


p.s. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice death shanks very creative:D

[Longshanks]

Q

If you're on Vooreehs island, you'd better be ok with wet feet, most of it is currently still under water. In fact the only bit that isn't under water are the tops of the trees, all too flimsy to climb... and what appears to be a large rectangular stone slab which you're now sitting on ;)

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by southern

p.s. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice death shanks very creative:D

*Takes small bow* Thangew! :D

[dr_evil]

M

*finally gets out of water (i hope anyways) and sits down against a tree*

[sabin26]

A

*after waking up in the padded cell of the hospital with the door open*

Ugg, my head hurts......feels like I was moshing over the weekend.

*scratches head through the straight jacket sleeve* Oh yeah now I remember........I drank way to much.

I wonder where everybody else is.

*starts searching through hospital and notices part of the hallway's floor is a deep red*

Ummmm......*walks slowly over to the door and opens and stands in shock after seeing the remains of Dr. Evil all over the place*

[IdahoMR2man]

A

So am I still recovering? We gave it 24 hours and put some Robittusin on it....

[sabin26]

A

*starts screaming down the hallways looking for anybody at all*

F**K where the hell is everybody.

*hears Idaho*

Idaho......he was here.

Idaho: Who was here? Sabin....catch your breath and tell me what the hell your talking about.

Dr.....Evil.........down that hall......just.......Kaboom.....

Idaho: Dr. Evil.......you mean the killer was here?

[pixiness]

I

Where is everyone? Hello?

::: goes back to sleep :::

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
A

So am I still recovering? We gave it 24 hours and put some Robittusin on it....

God bless the 'tussin

A

:: Kris hears the sounds of Sabin screaming and quickly runs out to see what the ruckus is all about. In his haste, Kris doesn't notice the hallway floor covered in blood. As he is running full steam, his feet give way to the slippery blood, and he goes face first into the puddle, covering himself in the sticky crimson mess. ::

AHHHHHHHHH!

:: Kris looks into what was Doc Evil's room only to find a mass of pulp laying on the bed. The entire room was painted in blood and guts and god knows what else. Kris proceeds to let the puke fly that would put the Exorcist blush ::

[IdahoMR2man]

A

*walks down hallway (this hospital must only have one hallway) and trips over Kris and lands face first onto Dr. Evil's spleen.)

Ewww....

[Longshanks]

A

Idaho - you're fixed now. All better, just a little achy (aren't the movies great? - so much like real life. Maybe you could try some of that Robittusin on Dr Evil - who knows, he may still pull through? ;) )

[IdahoMR2man]

A

Hooray! *throws spleen at Kris* Dr. Evil fight!!!

[Sparhawk]

Outside G

*sits in a rocking chair on the porch*

In an emergency, when you find yourself alone, you should just stay put.

* lights smoke, pulls out rickity old banjo, and starts playing Deliverance rif while rocking and staring blankly ahead*

[Longshanks]

Correction - Dr Evil Mk2 (or 'Mini Me' ;) ) is actually in the graveyard and not on the island like I said. Shoot me I'm stupid :rolleyes: ;)

[Kris Hodgson]

A

Shoves funnel into Idaho's mouth, and force feeds him about a gallon of Evil's blood.

[IdahoMR2man]

A

*ties Dr. Evil's kidneys to the ends of his intestines and uses them like bollos and trips Kris with them as he scurries away like a little girl*

[Longshanks]

You two need therapy

[IdahoMR2man]

A

Coming from you, I take that as a great insult.

*throws lung at Shanks*

[Kris Hodgson]

A

:: Kris runs away down the hall so as not to incur the wrath of the great one ::

[Longshanks]

I have no idea what you're talking about :p

[Longshanks]

A

Idaho turns to chase Kris.

By some complete fluke of fate and bizarre series of events, this is what happens next:

He slips in the blood.

In the process of trying to stop himself falling, he reaches out to grab a trolley left in the hallway.

He only suceeds in tipping it over and sending the trays of patient medication sailing into the air.

In slow motion he falls backwads into the bloody floor, mouth open in shock.

We follow a handful of pills as they trace their arc towards Idaho's open, up-turned mouth.

They enter.

He lands on the floor with a thud.

He swallows.

We see the container the tablets were in, land next to his head, he turns to look at it, there's a label on it.

It reads:

Medication for Mrs B.Scutters. ward 3.

Symptoms: Severe constipation.

Medication: Super lax chemical colonic.

X5 500mil tablets.

One to be taken once every 24 hours for 5 days.

Warning: Do not exceed stated dose!

Dr. Shanks

Idaho only just makes it to the bathroom before spending a very uncomfortable hour and a half on the loo.
He emerges 16 lbs lighter.

;)

[Kris Hodgson]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[sabin26]

A

*Starts noticing a very nauseating (sp?....so sue me I'm tired and depressed) smell*

Ugg what the hell is that.......*sees Kris* Hey Kris where the hell is Idaho *starts to try lighting a cigarette*

Kris: Don't do that *slams lighter out of Sabin's hand* unless you want to be burnt to a crisp.

[IdahoMR2man]

A

*Sprinting to the bathroom, we hear Walk don't Run playing, Idaho turns the knob to the boys bathroom. It's locked. So he dashes into the empty girls bathroom and pulls down his drawers just as three girls walk in and talk about what a sexy man he is.*

Can't...hold....it....

*kaboom!!!!! The girls run out of the bathroom screaming*

[Kris Hodgson]

A

Nice one, s h i t brick

[IdahoMR2man]

A

I always thought it was s h i t break not brick?

[Longshanks]

A

Idaho re-creates a brown version of Dr Evil's interior decorating :D

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
A

I always thought it was s h i t break not brick?

I'll check the captioning tonight. That'll tell us.

[IdahoMR2man]

A

*looks around*

Wait a minute...I don't remember eating corn?!?!?

[Longshanks]

..or most of your lower intestine? :p

Don't worry, it'll push back in ;)

[pixiness]

A

::::Returns to the hospital to check on everyone - and is immediately nauseated by a smell eminating from the ladies room::::


You know what? Maybe coming here was a bad idea.... Did someone get those butt worms from Dreamcatcher?

[Longshanks]

There's a loud and pitiful groan from the ladies - then what sounds like someone emptying a large bucket... the smell increases in intensity a notch.

[pixiness]

C

I need someplace away from the stench. Oooh - this place is kinda a mess since that one sailboat broke loose.

[dr_evil]

N

*arrives at spa*

like anyone here. can someone like tell me where i am?



(off topic: this is really weird to read:p )

[Sparhawk]

G

*a tumbleweed blows lazily down the street*

I wonder if anyone has been horribly mutilated today?

*slowly looks up and than down the street*

[Kitty]

N

*Kitty, calming herself down for the night by taking in all of the advantages of a flooded bridge, goes and gorges herself in all of the things the spa has to offer. Coming out of the steam room, Kitty walks over to the dressing room, getting her clothes and hopes to try to brave the storm and make it to the other side to see what happened to her twin sister and who would do such a thing...well...I would've done such a thing, but that's a different story.*

[southern]

N
stupid frickin rain i want to go back to MY cabin:evil:

[dr_evil]

N

*see's other people in spa*

hi like can you tell me where i am like i was forced to come here because the rain and stuff messed up my boat

[southern]

N
hey.............say like one more time and i'm gonna hit you;)

[Longshanks]

Looking out over the swollen lake, Southern considers if it may be possible to wade across the beach to get to her cabin.

Then she sees that the waters have created more problems than just getting things wet.

The body of an alligator floats belly up just off the shore, it's been bitten almost in half.

She wonders what could have killed it...until she sees the form of a large fresh water shark rear suddenly out of the lake, grasp the alligator in the nastiest set of teeh since the Osmonds family, and drag it below the water.

http://www.123mkb.nl/bootex/jpg/shark.jpg

Ok mutters Southern bitterly, so either the shark and piranha's made their own way here, or some sick freak's got an aquatic menagerie and is letting it loose on the lake.

Bastard.

On the upside, the waters do seem to be dropping now :)

[IdahoMR2man]

A

*Goes back to standing outside hospital....Jay-style*

[southern]

N
ew

[sabin26]

A

*joins Idaho...........Silent Bob style*

[TyRoss]

A FATE HAS BEEN DECIDED

[IdahoMR2man]

A

*a bullet flies at Idaho, but he dodges it*

[dr_evil]

N

like what are you talking about

i dont say it like that much i mean like i barely say it

okay like sorry back on track

like will you tell me where i am?

[Sparhawk]

G

Hey look! A skittle!

*sees a Skittle on the porch, bends down , picks it up, and eats it*

Mmmmm green!

* continues rocking*

[southern]

N
*knocks dr_evil in the back head*
*revs chainsaw* shuuuuuuush

[TyRoss]

A Card Of Doom Has Been Drawn

Card: 9 of Spades
Item Card
Affected Player: Sabin26

As Sabin and Idaho stand outside the hospital Sabin notices somthing off to the side. Approaching it he finds it's the entrance to the Mental ward. Throwing off the boundaries of good sense and entering the building Sabin finds a horrifying scene.

Skeletons abound in the hospital, some in conflict others in chains. One unlucky bag-o-bones seems to be hooked up to a shock treatment machine. Trying the machine Sabin discovers it doesn't work. On a nearby table though he finds a working tranquilizer gun complete with 10 darts. (You'll have to find more darts elsewhere)

Effect: Sabin gets a tranq gun.

[sabin26]

Sweet..........that stuff will f**K you up like Perkacet (sp?)

[TyRoss]

(Silently wonders if Sabin will use the gun to protect himself... or to get high with his friends) ;) :p

[sabin26]

I think I'll give it to Justice's Chimp

[IdahoMR2man]

A

*the bullet that flew by Idaho was actually a stupid tranq gun*

Arg....

[sabin26]

A

*silently laughs at Idaho for missing out on the trang*

[Kris Hodgson]

A

To Sabin and Idaho:

Have you guys thought about what's going on here? Everytime someone dies, their identical twin shows up. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? This has got to be connected with the murders. I say we go on a mission to kill all of the twins. I may be wrong, but there are quite a few corpses around here anyway, so what's a few more?

[IdahoMR2man]

A

No kidding! Maybe they aren't twins. Maybe they are evil clones! Maybe they have 4 asses! I say it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum and Sabin's in because he told me to move him around for the rest of the day!

[Kris Hodgson]

A

Alright, since these flood waters are starting to move down, let's head to the Health Spa. See if any of them are there. I still have this hammer from the hardware store and Sabin has his trank gun. Are you armed?

[IdahoMR2man]

A

I've got a set of garden shears. I could definately make someone's day poopy. Let's go!

[pixiness]

Returns to A and sees sabin's tranq gun

Hey! could you shoot me and Kris so we can ^%&# like stoned test bunnies? :p

[IdahoMR2man]

A

Is that all you think about? We're off to mess up some brain eating zombie bastards! Wanna come fight the living dead with us?

[southern]

N
*plays with chainsaw*
vroom vroom

[pixiness]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
A

Is that all you think about? We're off to mess up some brain eating zombie bastards! Wanna come fight the living dead with us?

A
zombies? Again? %&*$!!!! Where the heck is LOTR and what has he done this time!

::: at the mention of LOTR the dogs go into a snarling growling frenzy :::

We're ready - let's go!

[IdahoMR2man]

A

I think we have to wait for tomorrow because I don't know where any of them are. Kris might....

[Longshanks]

Or maybe I could just set killer zombies on all a yah right here..right now

the Mods never sleep :D :p ;)

[southern]

N
ok this is boring i'm going to try to make it back to G

[Longshanks]

Good luck :D

[Longshanks]

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos1/2002-05-21-shark.jpg

[southern]

N slugging to G
chainsaw..........check
short white dress..............check
ok hopefully nothing will kill or eat me

[IdahoMR2man]

A

My Idaho-sense is telling me Southern's about to get munched!!

[Longshanks]

Thye music starts: Duuuuh duh - duuuuuuuuh duh - duh duh duh duh duh duh - duh duh duh duh duh duh duduh duuuh! dudduuuuh du du du duuuuh

[southern]

somewhere between N and G
*revs chainsaw*
i'm hungry and i have no problem grilling shark:D


:p

[IdahoMR2man]

A

Southern's gonna get eaten, then her evil twin/clone/zombie is going to show up and we're going to have to kill it. Our list of allies grows thin, Gandalf.... I mean Kris.

[Longshanks]

Southern's leg:
http://www.dive.co.za/images/amos/img0006.jpg

[Longshanks]

;)

[southern]

sharks mouth
*uses chainsaw*

[IdahoMR2man]

A

Oooo, she's going to need some Robitussin....

[Longshanks]

http://www.cfox.com/geeks/geekstuff/bush_monkey.jpg

Would you believe this is what came up when I typed 'Chainsaw Shark' into Google image search - go ahead - try it :D

[southern]

limps to A
would someone be willing to take care of me?

[IdahoMR2man]

A

I would but...*looks at watchless arm* I've got a thing...

[southern]

A
*cries* nobody loves me

[Longshanks]

You won't have a 'thing' for much longer if you go in the lake right now :D

[pixiness]

A

I'll nuture you back to health... Let's make out first! :D

[Longshanks]

Yeah - that'd distract the sharks :)

[southern]

A
ooooooooo goody:applaud:
make out time:D

[Longshanks]

Here we go again :rolleyes: ;)

[Mr.Matinee]

A I'm assuming that the waters have lowered?

[Balrog of Moria]

N

Going to work out

Ill be right back

[pixiness]

Originally posted by southern
A
ooooooooo goody:applaud:
make out time:D

::: kisses southern sweetly and tenderly:::

(giggle)

[southern]

A
*pain from bitten leg eases away*

::giggles::

[Longshanks]

The waters have now lowered enough to allow passage between the 2 halves of CCL again. But Southern need TLC on that leg of hers.

[Longshanks]

OK - bed time for Shanks - kill ya all tomorrow folks ;)

[smokiechimp]

Originally posted by pixiness
::: kisses southern sweetly and tenderly:::

(giggle)

A

HOLY ****!!!!

I'm so missing out!!!!

*Watches*


"Right.....so....I'm just going to go to bed now, I'll be back to kiss it all better in a bit. I just have something to do first, later!" :D

[Link]

N

Heeey..who threw me out?

[Kitty]

N to B
*Kitty makes her way over to the ruins of the motel. As the rain starts to stop and the clouds start to thin, Kitty looks out over at the ashy ruins that was the motel. She walked around, looking for any kind of remains from her twin sister.
Kitty finds a chain bracelet in the ash, right next to a soaked and crisp rotting hand. Kitty wipes a tear from her face as she takes the chain bracelet. She wipes it off and inserts it into her pocket.*

Kitty: (to herself) I'm sure that this is the only remains I'll find of her.

*Kitty walks around the motel ruins, wondering to herself where to go next.*

[dr_evil]

N to B

*follows kitty*

[Kitty]

B
*Kitty looks over her shoulder at a figure walking towards her. Always prepared Kitty gets into her karate stance but lowers down her fists as she sees dr. evil.*

Kitty: What brings you here? Boredom?

[dr_evil]

B

actually like i just want to know where i am, and like whats going on?

see i was on my little boat and it started to rain and my boat like got messed up so i had to find someplace to get off and i found this place and so far all i have found here are like cranky people with chainsaws and other **** like that:(

[Kitty]

B
*Kitty looked up at dr. evil*

Kitty: Well, some people need to just take a nap or more like take their medication. Do you happen to know any place where I can stay the night? I heard that some of the roads about half a mile from this place are flooded still.

[dr_evil]

B

okay well i wouldnt know since i just got here and i dont know where i am

[Link]

N

*Smokes cigarrete*

It was a stormy night, the passbyers are seemed dulled out. I knew my only chance of survival was using these morons to survive.

Tardumb: Link I can hear you..

I cannot speak anymore, I fear that one of them can read minds..

Tardumb: Idiot

[Tardumb]

N

:rolleyes: Link, sometimes, I want to smack you. So, people are dying eh? Think it's one of us?

Link - It's a good possibility. Or it could be some lunatic in a mask, like in those one movies...

Hmm, well uhh, is there anywhere around here that might have some things we can protect ourselves with? Guns, knives, lead pipes, large torque wrenches? Anything?

Link - I'm sure there's something somewhere. Let's go check.

[Link]

M

Eh, we can't find weapons unless TyRoss gives it to us

They both walk through the woods..they hear something coming from the bush..

Link:AHHHH!

Tardumb: Link!

Link: What?

Tardumb: It's just a squirrel man.

Link: oh.....

Tardumb: AHH!

Link: WHAT!? What?!

Tardumb: Nothing..just wanted to scare you.

[Tardumb]

M

*snickers*

Link - Aright man, you had your laugh. Enough already.

Tardumb - Fine fine fine! I'll stop, I swear............

Link - Now let's -

Tardumb - ...BWAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAA!

Link - *sigh*

Tardumb - Okay, let's hurry up I'm getting eaten alive by mosquitos...

[Rogue]

M

*emerges out of the corner three hours later, out of breath and flushed*

Wow..who knew? ;)

[JBond]

M

Last time was only 3 minutes, I told you I wouldn't do it again ;)

[Rogue]

M

*skips around half-naked and unsuspecting*

[JBond]

M

Oh look hon, an abandoned mine with signs that say "Enter at your own risk" ...are you thinking what I'm thinking? ;)

[Rogue]

M

*drags Jibbsy into the mine* Apparently. ;)

[JBond]

M

*Notices dead bodies*

...just what exactly do they mine here?

[Longshanks]

G

Outside G Sparhawk lounges against the side of the wooden building, still watching the tumbleweed roll by.

Sparhawk: "Dull dull dull dull duuuuuull. Some holiday resort huh? I could'a gone extreme deep sea bungee diving, but noooo, I had'a come here."

There's a sharp thudding sound.

Sparhawk: "Ow!"

He reaches down to see what the pain in his heel was. For some reason he doesn't seem to be able to lift his foot. Twisting awkwardly he tries to make out why his foot won't move, and why it hurts like a bastard.

There's another sharp thud.

Sparhawk: "OW! Crap!"

There's a stabbing pain in his ass...and Todd is nowhere to be seen! ;) j/k

Sparhawk: "What the..."

Kerchunkkerchunk.

Two more stabs in his backside.


Sparhawk: "£*&!!*& $$£@!*!!!"

Kerchunk.

Now his hand is stuck against the wall too. He looks at the tip of the 9' nail sticking through the back of his hand.

KerchunkKerchunk.

Two more nails appear. Someone is using a nailgun on the other side of the wall!

KerchunkKerchunkKerchunk.

Sparhawk is now nailed to the wall of the house by his foot, his ass, his left hand and shoulder.

Sparhawk: "Crap! Help! Somebody help!"

KerchunkKerchunk.

Both hands are now nailed to the wall, Sparhawk lifts his head back to scream at the top of his lungs.

Kerchunk.

His head is nailed to the wall.

Sparhawk feels a little faint.

From the other side of the wall he hears the sound of something like a growling motor starting up.

Sparhawk: (weakly) "mummy..."

There's a sound like a large bore drill bit going through timber, the wall against Sparhawk's head rattles.

[CUT TO FULL LENGTH SHOT OF SPARHAWK PINNED TO THE WALL]
There is a sudden radial spray of blood around Sparhawk's head as the hole-borer enters his skull from behind.

Sparhawk: (Juddering) "M.m.M.m.a.a.A.a.a.n.N.n.w.H.a.a.A.t.a.h.E.e.a.A.a. d.f.u*.U.*.U.c.K!"

He dies. Pinned to the wall.

The sound of drilling continues.

Drilled out in holes we make out 5 in the wooden wall.

The drill stops. Silence once more.
.
.
.
No doubt he has a brother? ;)

[southern]

A
*lies in bed hopefully recovered by now or at least almost there*


::why my cabin.........it's so lovely all those bodies are going to clutter it up::

[Sparhawk]

G

By the Hoary Hoardes of Hogarth!!! I'm too late!!

*Sparhawk#2, or Jay as his friends call him, slowly shook his head. Before him, his only brother, was pinned to a wall and clearly dead.*

I came as fast as I could........*sob*.....I never thought I'd find this.

*as the tears ran down his face, an idea came to Jay*

The murderer doesn't know that I, Sparhawk#1's twin brother, am here. If he thinks that I am Sparhawk#1 and I somehow survived..........he may trip up and reveal himself.

*views the body* Sorry for this brother. I'll avenge you. I swear it!!!

[Sparhawk]

G

*After looking around and seeing noone was here, Jay wrenched Sparhawk#1 free of the wall and hefted him over his shoulder*

My brother text messaged me with everything that was happening, so if I remember the layout correctly.....

*Tired and still upset, Sparhawk#2 arrives @ D and strips Sparhawk#1 of his hardware goods*

Sorry again, Brother. Eat up little fishies.

*Having already had a small sample of Sparhawk#1 before, the fishies were not going to let him get away this time. They finished him in minutes, even eating the bones and clothes*

*After watching the gruesome feeding frenzy, Sparhawk#2 (now just Sparhawk) spun on his heel and fell to his knees. Reaching out to the sky he screamed*

MENDOZA!!!!!! *sorry* VENGANCE!!!!

*then he hi-tailed it back to G, cleaned up all evidence of his brother's death, and resumed his post on the porch*

[dr_evil]

B

*after kitty tells me everything about people getting being murdered and their twin showing up i start to look for my twin*

[Longshanks]

A

Southern is much better today.

[southern]

A
*skips around* yaay!
ok what's the plan for today?

[Kris Hodgson]

A

Alright, Idaho. I must have spaced out back there. Let's go interrogate one of these so called twins

[PsychoMike]

A

*wakes up after a day of sleep, starts to walk around Hospital searching for signs of life. Finds dr_evil's dead body (atleast I think its him)*

Better be on the look out for evil's twin.

*continues to look for people, finds Southern*

What happened to your leg, was it the killer again?

[Sparhawk]

G

If I'm gonna find my brother's killer I'd best get going.

*stands up, looks around, lights a smoke*

Let's roll!

*heads to A*

[southern]

A
stupid shark actually

kris mind if i tag along?:)

[pixiness]

A

Wherever you all go - I'll go too - just let me take the puppies for "walkies" first. ;)

[Sparhawk]

A

*sees Pixi, Southern, and Kris*

*to self* That must be Pixi, Southern, and Kris.

Hey, Guys. What are you doing? Anyone have a nail gun? Just wondering.

[southern]

A
no i have a chainsaw

[pixiness]

A

Okay - anyone walking around by the woods - watch your step. Gnasher laid a huge one! PHEW it was smelly too!

[Sparhawk]

A

A chainsaw, eh. Nope, that wouldn't do it. Handy item to have though.

[Kris Hodgson]

A

As soon as Idaho gets here we can start searching for these twins. Something is up, I can feel it.

:: Sparhawk looks nervous ::

[PsychoMike]

A

*smacks hawk over the head with a 2x4*

I told you I was going to get you back.

[Kris Hodgson]

A

THERE'S ONE OF THE TWINS! GRAB HIM!

:: Kris, Pixi and Southern wrestle Mike's twin to the ground and tie him up ::

What are you doing? Sparhawk's not a twin! :: Sparhawk continues to look nervous ::

But you are! Give us some answers. Why is it that you showed up RIGHT AFTER your so called brother was horribly slaughtered.
TALK DAMMIT

[IdahoMR2man]

A

*Idaho snaps out of trance, cuts two holes in bucket and dons it on his head, with "shield" in hand and garden shears equipped*

Who wants some?

[southern]

A
i wish i hadn't left my whips and chains in G they'd come in handy now

[IdahoMR2man]

A

He's not answering. Let's take one of his balls.

[Sparhawk]

A

*quickly wipes sweat off brow*

YEAH! YEAH! He's an evil twin, clearly the only one here who is - and he just frickin attacked me!

Check him for a nailgun, too!!

[southern]

A
*ties down sparhawk*
shuush! we'll deal with that later

[Kris Hodgson]

A

Should we kill him? Just to be safe? Maybe we should wait for some sort of sign from above.

[IdahoMR2man]

A

*stabs Bob in arm and twists*

Sorry I slipped. Now talk!!

[TyRoss]

A FATE HAS BEEN DECIDED

[Sparhawk]

A

Wait Pixi....I mean Kitty, or Southern, or whoever you are! I'm not a twin....I'm the real Sparhawk!

*struggles violently*

Lemme up!

[Kris Hodgson]

A

He must be guilty if he's not talking. Maybe if we took this gag out of his mouth, he'd say something.

[southern]

A
*breaks one of hawk's fingers*
better learn my name!

[Sparhawk]

A

Oww! My frickin finger!

Yeah, he's the guilty one. Now lemme up and let's get him talking!

Please...*makes puppy dog eyes at Southern*

[IdahoMR2man]

A

Ahhh bugger....I'm gonna get impaled again....

[TyRoss]

A Card of Doom has been drawn

Card: 4 of Diamonds
Item Card
Affected Player: Idaho

As Idaho harrasses the frantic Psychobob he notices something just under Psychobob's arm. Picking it up it's a piece of bone.

Idaho: A-HA so you ARE the killer you freak. And I bet you've been doing all that other stuff to us too. Come to think of it I owe you a hole in the shoulder.

Idaho raises his pruning shears to stab Psychobob's shoulder when he feels a tap on his own.

Kris: Ummmmm Idaho?

Idaho: I'm busy.

Kris: Idaho that kinda looks like that key I found before.

Idaho: Hey yeah.... I guess it does.

Idaho raises his shears again.

Kris: Idaho

Idaho: What now?

Kris: That means we have no evidence he's the killer.

Idaho: Can't I just make a little hole in his shoulder?

Keis: No... it'll attract mosquitoes.

Effect: Idaho finds a skeleton key.

[PsychoMike]

A

Thank you for taking the gag out of my mouth. I've been planing to come here for a while now I had some problems and was un able to get here until the morning after my brother arrived.

As for Hawk ask what my brother looked like when he found him last week.

[Kris Hodgson]

A

Well, we better not kill him I guess, but I still think something's up. Why would you ask Sparhawk what your brother looked like.? We found him, right Sparhawk. Tell this fool what he looked like, if he wants to know the gruesome details. In the meantime, what should we do with your key?

[southern]

A
ya'll mind if i chainsaw a body part of one of em?

[TyRoss]

ANOTHER FATE HAS BEEN DECIDED (because I felt like it)

[PsychoMike]

A

I bet it opens 'HAIGH'S THE CHEMISTS'. The only place I found that's been locked since I got here.

[Sparhawk]

A

Southern, lemme up. Why'd you jump me anyways! Lemme up.

[IdahoMR2man]

A

*Disco Inferno starts playing again, Idaho does the happy dance*

Yeah baby I'm not getting stabbed or skewered or frickaseed!

Ok Kris, I still say there's something on Voorhees Island. Wonder if we can get there yet....

[Kris Hodgson]

A

That old logging company is also locked up tight. That may be a good hiding place for this killer. Anyone feel like going and checking it out? It's your key, Idaho, so it's your call.

[Sparhawk]

A

And if you must know, PsychoMike was horribly mutilated and decapitated in a room in the Bait's Motel. Kris and I found him when we hopped in though his window.

*to self* Thank god my brother text messaged me ALL the details.

[Kris Hodgson]

A

ALright, well let's check out Vorhees Island and then the logging company if Vorhees island doesn't check out.

:: Unties Sparhawk ::

[PsychoMike]

A

*to self* damn thats what he told me last week. I still don't trust him though.

[southern]

A
yay! a trip:D

[IdahoMR2man]

A

Ahhh let's go to the logging company. Bob had a good point....for a brain eating zombie bastard!

Oh yeah and Sabin is still hanging out in the wheel barrow.

*heads for O *

[TyRoss]

Ok true believers hang on to your hats

A Card of Ultimate Doom has been drawn

Card: Ace of Spades
Event Card
Affected Player: Everyone

Location Q

The graveyard is peaceful at this time of morning. The dewdrops glistening off the grass and the tombstones sitting quietly as they have for years.

All that is about to change.

A half-decayed hand reaches out from the earth. Clawing the air in it's quest for freedom. Gradually it moves dirt aside. Eventually allowing the rest of it's decaying body to rise back to the surface. Other graves are undergoing the same state.

Under the lake a refigerator door opens and a red haired body steps into the icy waters. A shark swims by and quickly jets off in fear.

At location B two charred skeletons rise from the ashes of the hotel.

All around the camp it seems the dead have come back to half-life.

That's right boys and girls there be Zombies on the prowl.

Effect: The dead from CCL1 and the current dead from CCL3 have risen and are hungry for your brains (Shanks if you would be so kind as to post a list). The Zombies are not time sensitive but some of your lives are. Anyone who has not posted here by noon tommorrow is Zombie chow with no more ressurections (for them). Other than that.... find a weapon or run and hide.

[Sparhawk]

A

*gets u and rubs wrists*

Thanks, Kris. By the way ,you don't have a nailgun do you?

[pixiness]

A

I don't know - If I were the killer I'd hang on voorhees island - be able to see whenever people are coming toward me - protected by sharks and alligators... besides - I have a fear of splinters

[Kris Hodgson]

A

Kris, Idaho, Sparhawk, Mike, Southern and Pixi head to Vorhees island

[sabin26]

A

*Stares at Sparhawk suspiciously and then leans over to whisper at Southern* something doesn't seem right with Hawk....he seems to be obsessed with nail guns.

[pixiness]

Tagging along on way to Island

::: jumps onto Idaho's shoulders :::

Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!

ooooh I hate zombies - zombies bad, zombies bad

think happy thoughts think happy thoughts think happy thoughts think happy thoughts

[IdahoMR2man]

On bridge

ALLRIGHT!!! I told you the living dead were alive. Time to kick ass and take names! And guys I decided to head to the logging company....

[TyRoss]

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains

[pixiness]

on bridge

Zombies bad zombies bad... save me save me save me save me save me...

Wait - What the $#(&^ am i doing around you wounded boy - you're attracting them with that bloody arm of yours!

:: jumps on Kris's shoulders ::

Zombies bad - save me save me - think happy thoughts think happy thoughts

[IdahoMR2man]

Bridge

Maybe they just have pink eye. Perhaps someone should give them some topical cream....

[southern]

following idaho
hmm aombies eh? this seems familar.......me with my chainsaw and the walking dead

[Kris Hodgson]

on bridge

goddammit. Frigging zombies. C'mon Pixi and whoever else wants to live. We need to get to the hardware store and get some wood. Then we can board up a house, make a stronghold.

Heads to J

[TyRoss]

(and just for a larf) A THIRD FATE HAS BEEN DECIDED

[pixiness]

J

Yes... stronghold... good idea... zombies bad... stronghold good...

[TyRoss]

A third Card of Doom has been drawn

Card: 2 of Diamonds
Item Card
Affected Player: Kris

Upon entering J Kris finds what everyone mysteriously missed before.

A Nail Gun

Effect: Kris has a nail gun

[IdahoMR2man]

Q

Cowards! I'm still heading to the logging company. I've got my impenetrable helmet to protect my brai-

*Smokie zombie lunges at him, but Idaho spins around with shears brandished and smotes zombie's head off*

Well...one down.

[Sparhawk]

ON BRIDGE

To the Hardware Store!!

Lets roll!!!

*Hi-tails it to J*

[pixiness]

J

Kris - Have I ever mentioned I love you? Cuz I do. And it's not just because of your nail gun. Especially not because of that. I've just always thought you incredibly attractive and sweet and funny and kind and strong and capable of killing zombies and....

[TyRoss]

The three bbf2 Zombies start doing the dance routine from thriller.

[IdahoMR2man]

Q

The living dead AND Tina Yothers in Camp Crystal Lake?!?! Too much of a coincindence....

[Kris Hodgson]

J

Alright, we can go and hide, or we can use this new weapon to help Idaho kill some zombies. There must be something in that logging company.

[PsychoMike]

Where ever I have Been moved to

Will someone untie me? I can't help if I'm tied up.

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by PsychoMike
Where ever I have Been moved to

Will someone untie me? I can't help if I'm tied up.

You were untied and were on your way to the stores with us, then I lost ya.

[sabin26]

On Bridge

*Silent Bob style starts looking for anything he can use on the zombies in his trench coat and finds......* Nothing damn.........I gots to remember which pocket I put the Tranq Gun in.

*starts running to Q* Maybe Idaho found something else I could use.......like a nice wooden bat or two.

[TyRoss]

As I needed to even up the cards a bit I drew a 4th one.

A Card of Doom has been drawn

Card: 7 of Diamonds
Weather Card
Effected Players: Everyone

The light drizzle that has permeated CryStal Lake since the onset has finally stopped. The breeze drops to a dead calm. If it weren't for the man-eating Zombies it'd be a nice day.

Effect: The weather is clear until tommorrow morning (at least)

This leaves us with 9 cards left. At 3 per day that's 3 more days of cards. You might just want to start formulating kille rideas.

[PsychoMike]

J

Thanks.

*starts making clubs out of 2x4's*

Kris, wasn't Hawk looking for a nailgun?

*begins to think Kris is more dangerous than he appears*

*proceeds to Q*

[IdahoMR2man]

Q

*cuts off Jbond zombie's head off, followed by Rogue*

Damn. This is one bad case of pink eye....

*heads to O*

[sabin26]

Q

*yelling at Idaho* Hey watch where your cutting heads off.......I don't want any pink eye.

*heads to O*

[PsychoMike]

Q

*sees 3 identical looking zombies, and spacks them around with 2x4.*

That should take care of them.

*heads to O*

[IdahoMR2man]

O

*Idaho and Sabin and Bob the Zombie/Clone arrive at the Logging company. Sticks skeleton key in and......*

[Kris Hodgson]

B

:: sees the zombies Tardumb and Kitty ::

Take this!

:: shoots them both between the eyes, ending their zombie reign ::

[IdahoMR2man]

O

*and..................*

[PsychoMike]

O

*sees that Sabin is un armed and hands him an extra 2x4*

Here, just in case we are attacked by more zombies.

[Sparhawk]

J

*runs in and grabs a pair of ultra sharp gardening shears. Wrenchs them into two pcs making a pair of wicked looking angled short swords*

This'll do nicely.

*on the way out also grabs a dozen sawzall blades and pockets them*

They'll make nice throwing knives.

[IdahoMR2man]

O

*turns key and.................*

[pixiness]

J

and strong and armed and tall and formulating a plan and did I mention capable of killing zombies?

[IdahoMR2man]

O

*and lights up a smoke while waiting for key to do something....*

[sabin26]

O

*while beating away the zombies with the 2x4 that Psychobob tossed me* Hey Idaho the key do anything yet?

[Kris Hodgson]

O

:: Pixi and Kris arrive at O looking exhausted. Both are covered in blood from killing zombies. ::

As soon as we get out of here, we'll have a nice hot shower together.

[IdahoMR2man]

O

I don't really know what this key is doing...

[Kris Hodgson]

O

Jiggle it around in the lock. Sometimes that works for me.

[IdahoMR2man]

O

*jiggles*

Well it appears that the key master is away. So let's pick on Bob some more.

*head butts Bob with bucket*

[PsychoMike]

O

*while beating zombies*

Hi pixi and Kris.

to Kris: Hey isn't that the nailgun Hawk was looking for earlier?

I don't think the key works, Idaho.

[IdahoMR2man]

O

*steps on Bob's toes*

[dr_evil]

B

*notices zombies coming out of the ground*

ahhhhhhhhhh

*runs to hide in the Spa (N)........locks doors and windows and graps weights and other stuff to use as weapons if needed**

[Sparhawk]

J

Well, I'd better stay here and guard the Hardware shop. We'll need constant access to it if we are to survive.

*walks out to storefront just in time to see 3 CCL1 zombies approaching*

Zombie 1 - (in Python-esque British accent)We'd like to buy some tools please.

Sparhawk - You don't fool me. You wanna eat my brains, Devil-spawn.

Zombie - Yessss....I mean no. Just tools please.

Sparhawk - Sure, you maggot infested corpse eaters, I've got something right here for you.

*With a growl,Sparhawk leaps into the midst of the zombies. The sunlight dances off his blades and they hack and slash through partially decomposed flesh. The battle is as short as it is savage*

*the dust settles, the street is strewn with zombie bits*

Come to play? Come to die!
*lights a smoke*

[PsychoMike]

O

*hits Idaho in the head with 2x4*

what the hell is your problem, I haven't killed any one.

[IdahoMR2man]

O

*blow ricochets off bucket*

You're an evil clone and we've decided to kill all clones! Back me up someone....

[sabin26]

O

*stares at Bob and Idaho battling it out and then turns around to a mob of Zombies*

Um.......guys........I'd hate to break it to you..........but I don't thinks we gots time to be fighting among ourselves....cause we gots a mob or two of zombies coming from out of nowhere.

[IdahoMR2man]

O

*steps on zombie's toes.*

Avast ye!!

[PsychoMike]

O

Good point Sabin.

*starts battling zombies*

[sabin26]

O

*while pummeling zombies away* You still think that key works for this door? I mean how many other places are still open?.......hey......that's it *starts doing his infamous blitz moves on the zombies*

[IdahoMR2man]

O

Well even if we go someplace else how are we going to know if the key works there either?

*smotes another head off*

[Sparhawk]

J

*looks next door at the locked up Chemists place*

I wonder whats in there?

[Kris Hodgson]

O

Starts pinning zombies to surrounding trees with trusty nailgun

[PsychoMike]

O

It can't be worse that here. *smacks another zombie into a tree for kris to nail* The Chemist shop is still locked.

[sabin26]

O

Well we really aren't breaking ground here *blitzes another zombie* besides how do we know everybody else is aight?

[PsychoMike]

O

We just don't know. All I know is that if someone dies while I'm with you guys I can't be blamed for their murder. *knocks another zombie on it's @$$* Idaho has the key and it's his decission as to whether we stay or try somewhere else.

[IdahoMR2man]

O

Dude think about it. Shanks or Ty aren't here to tell us if the key works ANYWHERE so what's the point in going someplace else until they get back. We'll be doing the same thing someplace else as we are here.

[sabin26]

O

Well this is how I feel bout all these zombies http://www.blackmaxpc.com/avatarsmiles/smiles/cussing.gif

[IdahoMR2man]

O
http://www.u.arizona.edu/~chalmers/pics/@@/zom3.jpg


Get him!!!!

[sabin26]

O

*helps Idaho pummel the zombie*

[IdahoMR2man]

O

Judo CHOP!!!
http://www.angof.eurobell.co.uk/assets/images/machDOTD4site.jpg

[Longshanks]

O

Ok - sorry about the delay - obviously that skeleton key was a bit sticky....

The door to O opens at last just as a tide of zombies surge forward. It seems there are more than just the corpses of the CCL victims, since this has been the site of untold brutal killings back to beforew the 50's, it's safe to assume a large supply of undead ghouls to keep you all active for the forseeable future.

sabin26
IdahoMR2man
PsychoMike
and Kris are at the door to the Logging Co

Shanks rolls a dice...

[Longshanks]

Kris - pick a number between 1 and 6

[IdahoMR2man]

O

GET OFF HER YOU DEMON!!!!
http://www.angof.eurobell.co.uk/assets/images/notldremake4site.jpg

[IdahoMR2man]

Kris ain't here man.

[Sparhawk]

J

*goes back into shop and sharpens knotches out of baldes on a grinder*

I hope the others are OK. Well, if they get into a bind Sabin can always call me.

[Longshanks]

Then it's up to you to pick a number for him :D

[Longshanks]

Kris's fate in Idaho's hands ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

O

*A zombie rushes Idaho, but he punches it right in the jaw, knocking his entire lower mouth off*

http://www.angof.eurobell.co.uk/assets/images/mrzombie2.jpg

Zombie: Ouch.

Idaho: How can you talk with no mouth?

Zombie: Oh yeah. Nevermind. Gurgle!

[IdahoMR2man]

I pick 5. Good luck Kris....

[Longshanks]

Good call :)

As the group struggle to get in the door, Kris is grabbed from behind by one of the zombies.

Zombie: "Braaaaaaaains!

Kris pulls away, the zombie's grip is firm, but has the effect of pulling it's skeleton out of it's rotten, saggy, repulsive, icky skin. It colapses on the floor and Kris escapes, closing the door behind him.

You're now inside the Logging Co

[IdahoMR2man]

O

OH BOY!!! Look at all this wood!!! I'm looking around.