Ccl3 - The Game

[Longshanks]

Damnit! I go out for one evening and you guys (or more importantly ladies) get all nekid and wet! There's no jusice :p ;)

[CAMERA POV: FROM SOMEWHERE IN THE TREES, WE SEE IBEN, SOUTHERN AND THE OTHERS RUNNING NAKED AND WET, HEADING TOWARDS THE JACUZZI. AS EVERYONE KNOWS - YOU GET NAKED IN A SLASHER MOVIE: YOU DIE HORRIBLY. PROBABLY ;) ]

[BTW: WE CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF THE UNSEEN 'SOMEONE' TAKING PICS, WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE A SHAME TO WASTE THE OPPORTUNITY :) ]

[Iben]

D

::gives Idaho a kiss, just to shut him up!::

[IdahoMR2man]

D

WOOOOO!!!!!! Oh, I'm so drunk...I think I'm gonna pass out soon.

[Iben]

D

better make sure you get out the tub before you pass out, could be dangerous!

[southern]

[b]D[/d]
care for a little make out session anyone?

[Iben]

Originally posted by southern
[b]D[/d]
care for a little make out session anyone? D

::raises hand::

I do! ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

D

Thassa good idea...thas why I keeps ya around Iben..cuz you're a fart smeller...I mean a smart feller...

*gets out of jacuzzi, still naked, runs towards E*

i'm going streak-http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/geno/kotzen.gif

[Iben]

D

hey why are you running towards my house?! it's not a hotel I tell ya!

[IdahoMR2man]

E

*Idaho can't hear Iben, barfs once more, stumbles inside, brushes teeth, puts boxers on, passes out in Iben's bed*

[smokiechimp]

D

I'm up for making out!

*Makes out with Southern AND Iben*

:D

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Iben
D

::raises hand::

I do! ;)

...as does one of the bloody game mod's! :p

This is like playing the Sims with an 'R' rating! :rolleyes: ;)

[Iben]

D

hmmm, this doesn't seem reassuring at all.

Iben says goodnight to Southern and smokie, goes to her house, steps in Idaho's vomit on the way "yuk"..then finds Idaho sleeping in her bed. "damnit, couldn't he at least have taken the couch!?"

[Iben]

Originally posted by Longshanks
...as does one of the bloody game mod's! :p

This is like playing the Sims with an 'R' rating! :rolleyes: ;) I think you enjoy that position as the watching eye a little too much ;)

[smokiechimp]

D

*Looks at Southern*

Great I scared them off, lets get jiggy!

[southern]

D
works for me;)

[smokiechimp]

D

This place isn't so bad! Although I did hear that someone died!

Ahh well it's not me so I'm not bothered.

I'll be just fine.

(The Worst Thing To Ever Say In The World)

[Iben]

E

::goes to bed next to sleeping Idaho::

he better not vomit in his sleep!


night guys

[Longshanks]

See you all in the morning - Iben, I don't know what you mean? :p

[southern]

D
*is left alone to do things in the hot tub*

[smokiechimp]

D

*The night draws in, clouds become invisible vapour in the air and the first night stars begin to shine through the darkening sky above. Smokie and Southern lay in the hot tub together alone with nothing but each other for protection, a cuddle and a kiss and they are both reassured*

*~Fart~*

Southern: "Smokie!"

Smokie: "Well, thats spoiled the moment!"

;)

[southern]

D
oww nice
i'm going to take a shower

*goes to G*

[smokiechimp]

D

M'kay!

*Smokie pulls out his Steve McQueen Biography and reads the night away*

[southern]

G
*shouts* YOU CAN COME JOIN ME SILLY!

[ambrosia]

K

*notices remanents of burnt down hotel*

Yaiiiii, Smokiechimp's been smoking in bed again. Typical potheaded monkey.

[smokiechimp]

G

*Follows Southern like a good little chimp*

Sorry, I thought you wanted some "Down Time"?

[southern]

G
nah you just kinda stunk up the jacuzzi:p
besides i need someone to wash my back;)

[Mr.Matinee]

I

*looks in Cg's room,sees the # 2 in blood on the ceiling*

Weird,better make note of that...

[Link]

F

Damn, everyone is dying. Well atleast that fog is gone.

Goes back to watching TV, ignoring that he might die fairly soon.

[dr_evil]

E

*wakes up in ibens room turns head and sees idaho and iben in bed decides to leave and goes back home to I*

[southern]

G
*while everyone else is sleeping (can't remember who else aside from smokie i even in G) goes down and finishes TTT*

[Balrog of Moria]

I

Ive been lost...Good to be home though

*Lights a smoke*

[southern]

G
*burp*

[dr_evil]

I

*farts*:p

[southern]

what tardumb was doing when the fire started
http://www.bostonblueyes.com/smilies/toilet.gif

G
*snuggles up in bed for the night*

[dr_evil]

I

*lock doors, and windows, puts flashlight next to bed, and sleeps with a hammer(for protection)*

[Mr.Matinee]

K

Looks up at the moon and the stars...

[Link]

I

*Throws rock at dr_evil's window, hopefully for a laugh.

[Mr.Matinee]

K

Oh yeah,by the way,if i'm not here,will someone move me around?
I'm busy with my "education".Much appreciated!

[Balrog of Moria]

I

*Goes to room*
*Leaves window open for the breeze to blow in*

[Mr.Matinee]

I

Dude,close the freakin' window!Unless you wanna be stabbed in the face...

[PsychoMike]

I

*aparently I'm crashing here tonight*

[Rogue]

F

*walks out onto the terrace and stares at the fog*

Ewwww...what the hell is wrong with this place?

[Rogue]

F en route to S

*grabs Jibbsy*

Let's take a walk. ;)

[JBond]

S

Your eyes are so beautiful in this light, I would just love to....

*begins to read* ;)

[Rogue]

S


*pouts and runs away with the book* :p

[JBond]

S

*begins to hear voices*

"You're going to diiiiiiiie....DIIIIIIIIE..............die"

Hmmm....well in that case...

*chases Rogue with tongue hanging out* ;)

[Rogue]

S

*edited for explicit content* ;)

[JBond]

S

I could die a happy man....

*A hungry wolf runs toward them*

Did I mention I'd rather live?

[Rogue]

S

*tames the wolf* Well, that was easy..now, back to the matter at hand.. ;) *edited for more explicit content*

[JBond]

S

*edited for explicit content*

"Mmmmmmmm"

*edited for more explicit content* ;)

*Wolfy goes to dig up the bodies of past lovers apparently hacked to death*

"Well that's a turn-off"

[Rogue]

S

*Wolfy looks at Jibbsy and Rogue, sits down, cocks his head and whines in confusion...* :D

*edited for explicit content*

Jibbsy: I didn't know you could bend like that!

[Longshanks]

G

Early morning, very early, the sun has yet to touch the horizon. Southern wakes up with a yawn, looks over lovingly to chimp who's still sleeping soundly...and snoring like a train.

Must be the jet lag.

Careful not to wake him, she slips out of bed and heads to the bathroom to have a shower in true horror film style.

*Wooop's and cheers from the blokes in the cinema audience - it sounds kinda like feeding time at the baboon enclosure*

Southern turns on the shower, and steam starts to fill the bathroom. Low camera angle of Southern's legs as the towel slips to the bathroom floor and she steps into the shower to be hidden by the steam and shower curtain.

*Shouts of "Cheat!" and cries for "Kill the cameraman!" echo round the cinema*

Cut back to the sleeping Smokie lying face down with a blissful smile on his face. He's drooling slightly.

Cut back to top-down view of Southern in the shower, covered in suds and shrouded in steam - the males in the audience strain forward to see if they can catch a glimpse of anything. They don't.

Cut to the downstairs hallway. The front door is open.

Back to Southern in the shower.

Cut back to Smokie asleep on the bed.

Cut back to the hallway, we pan up to see the back of a dark figure advancing up the stairs, there's a large machete in it's hand.

Southern in shower. Smokie on bed. Foot on top step. Southern in shower. Smokie in bed. Leather gloved hand reaching for bedroom doorknob. Smokie in shower. Southern in bed. Continuity lady gets sacked.

Close up on Smokie sleeping peacefully. The camera pulls back and up to reveal the dark figure towering over the bed, it's face hidden behind a hockey mask. It stares down at Smokie.

Cut back to Southern who's now washing her hair - still no sign of the interesting bits.

The figure raises it's machete above it's head.

Southern in the shower, Smokie asleep on the bed, figure poised above.

The machete descends. Smokie opens his eyes in shock.

Smokie: "I say!" (It's a US movie and he's English :p ;) )

Shot of underside of bed as the machete's bloody tip appears beneath the mattress.

Smokie: "Ow!"

Southern in the shower, her hair is full of suds and her eyes are screwed shut - "Did you say something sweetheart?"

The machete descends again and again like a piston.

Smokie: "Blimey!" "Gosh!" "Bloody hell!" "Steady on old chap, I think that was a lung!"

Cut to shot of underside of bed as the machete continues to stab, a torrent of blood pours from the mattress and the tirade of vile English profanities continues.

Back to Southern: "Cramp dearest? Just give it a massage, I'll be out in a minute"

Cut back to the bedroom, overhead shot of Smokie on the bed, it's a small lake of blood and giblets. The figure stands above the scene.

Smokie (in a weak voice): "Dash it all old chap - that's going to cost a fortune in medical bills! I wish you had the NHS over here"

The figure reaches down, grasps the bed and folds it suddenly in half. Smokie's heels hit the back of his head with a crunching sound and a thud.

Smokie: "bother..."

He dies.

Back to the shower, Southern is towelling her hair now, and steps out of the shower in a cloud of steam. She opens the bathroom door and steps into the bedroom with the towel still around her face.

Southern: "So, what's for breakfast darling?"

She looks up finally.

Fast pull-out to show the scene of carnage before her. She screams at the sight of her beloved Smokie hacked into messy gobbits and folded neatly into a mattress sandwich.

At least she presumes it's Smokie, it's a bit difficult to be certain without his head.

Pan up to wall above bed.

3

Southern continues to scream.....

Fade to black.

[Longshanks]

SmokieChimp can discover an identical twin brother if he wants. (Odd that everyone here seems to be one of twins eh? ;) )

[smokiechimp]

G

*A Knock on the door*

Southern: "What is it? I'm a bit busy at the moment"

Smokie: "I've come from England, I heared my identical twin brother was killed and I want to help hunt the bastard who did it down"

Southern: "But he only dies two hours ago?"

Smokie: "News travels fast in England, and the planes faster"

Southern: "Well you better come in then, you can't be the killer because that would be silly of you to return just after the murder"

Smokie: "Me, A killer, heck no I have trouble swatting flies let alone people"

*Smokie enters the house and Southern takes him upstairs to see the body*

Smokie: *My Word!"

[Sparhawk]

K

Yawn *sits up in bed and scratches head*

Oh, man. Better check for missing parts. *feels self up rather throughly* Phew! I'm all here.

*climbs out of bed, lights smoke, wanders outside to the lakefront*

Lets see what today brings.......

[dr_evil]

I

*hears something(southerns screams) but doesnt gets out of bed i hold the hammer very close just incase something comes to my door*

[Sparhawk]

K

*finishes smoke*

Welll, I wonder how Spidey is making out at the hospital.

Everyone likes visitors when they're in the hospital.

*begins long journey to A, by way of F,E,and B*

[sabin26]

having no idea where they left me

*Wakes up and rubs sleep out of eyes and then proceeds to light cigarette*

What the...*pulls Iben's underwear out of mouth*....well I'll be keeping this *puts in back pocket and hears screams* What the....*proceeds to G

[southern]

G
well ain't that some s***

*grabs chainsaw and smokie's identical brother and head downstairs*

[dr_evil]

I

*looks out window ant sees sabin heading toward G, put hammer and flashlight in bag and goes downstairs and meets him*

G

[Sparhawk]

B

*pauses at the desolation the was the Bait's Motel.*

Poor Kitty and Tardumb. They never knew what hit them. Well, at least PsychoBob will never have to see how horribly mutilated PsychoMike was.

*lights a smoke in tribute to the burn victims.:meanie:, and moves on to A*

[sabin26]

G

*notices Southern and Smokie running downstairs*

Southern what happened?

Southern: Smokie's dead.

What are you talking about he's stand...

Southern: This is his identical twin.

Oh, well I see you gots a chainsaw........what are you looking at?

Southern: So that's where they went!

Where what *finally notices the tampon earings* oh they are so lucky I don't have my duct tape.

[Kris Hodgson]

J

Am I ever glad I tried the door to the hardware store. THere's got to be something useful in here.

:: walks inside and sees.........

[southern]

G
*laughs really hard at found tampons then remembers smokie and cries*

[dr_evil]

G

*catches up with southern sabin and smokie

just as sabin says "Southern what happened?"*

[sabin26]

G

*takes off tampons* Aight well I'm going back upstairs to see if there is anything that the killer left behind

*tosses phone to Dr.* Call everybody and have them meet us here.

*looks at Southern* You two stay down here and wait outside till everybody gets here....let's make sure nobody else is dead.

[Sparhawk]

A

*as he approached the Hospital, Sparhawk suddenly became keenly aware of how alone he was*

This may not have been the brightest idea.............oh well, if there's crazies in there I can't abandon Spidey.

*summoning up all the courage he could, Sparhawk entered the Hospital to find the wounded Web-Slinger*

[dr_evil]

G

*catches sabins cell phone and calls everyone and tells them to come to G Now*

[Longshanks]

J Inside the hardware store is everything the budding DIY-er could wish for (except of course the chainsaw ;) ) - hammers, hand saws, screwdrivers, nails and screws, torches, Bob Villa's Home Improvements video's (vols 1-36), wallpaper, brushes, a selection of all-weather outdoors paints etc etc.

But if you want something REALLY special then you better check with me or Ty to see if they have it in store first :p (no petrol-driven nailguns or sit-in lawnmowers with spiked wheels folks ;) )

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by Longshanks
(no petrol-driven nailguns or sit-in lawnmowers with spiked wheels folks ;) )


darnit:mad:;)

[Longshanks]

A - After 24hrs of medical attention, Spidey seems pretty well patched up.

He can move of his own accord again.

[TyRoss]

As Southern walks with Smokie Part Deux the cross around her neck dissolves into dust.

She is once again among the ranks of the killable.

[Longshanks]

G is as you would expect - a scene of carnage tastefully decorated in arterial red :eek:

But no matter where you search, there's no sign of Smokie's head.

[southern]

G
aww my pretty necklace:(
well this day just keeps gettin better

[Sparhawk]

A

*bursts into Spidey's room*

Dude! We've gotta get you outta here!
*whispering* People are dropping like flies around here. We'd better find the others.

Spidey - Yes, that sounds real neat-o.

*helps Spidey up, and head for exit*

[Kris Hodgson]

J

Dammit, it doesn't look like there's anything to usefull around here. I guess I'll grab a hammer. That might help a little bit. I know sometimes Hardware stores sell hunting rifles and ammo. If I could only find one of those!

:: starts looking for hunting rifle ::

[TyRoss]

Sorry no rifles in the shop.

[sabin26]

G

*looks around and almost slips on the now completely blood red floor*

Smokie......f**king A man.....we hardly gots to party hardy like we said we were going to.

*proceeds to go downstairs and outside*

Southern.........there was no sign of Smokie's head anywhere.....*gives her a big hug* You going to be okay?

[TyRoss]

A FATE HAS BEEN DECIDED

[Kris Hodgson]

J

Dammit! No rifles. Well at least I have my hammer. I guess I'll head back to smokie's house and see how he's doing.

Heads to G

[Sparhawk]

A - approaching Hospital exit.

* three nurses approach Sparhawk and Spidey*

Nurses - (in unison) He can't leave yet. You need to sign some papers.

Sparhawk - I'll show you signing papers, you demon zombie ****s!!!!

*Sparhawk grabs the gumball machine from the lobby, and brandishing it like a broadsword, backs slowly towards the door*

Sparhawk - Get back! Get back!

Nurses - The papers. Procedure.

Sparhawk - Procedure this!

*Sparhawk hurls the gumball machine at the nurses, grabs Spidey's arm and runs out the door*

[pixiness]

J

::: pixi and Dr. Dennis walk around the hardware store. Dr. Dennis has become pixi's personal shopping cart :::

Pixi: Okay - so 2x4s - check, industrial strength wood glue - check

Dr. Dennis: Hammer and Nails?

Pixi: No - nails are sharp. Someone could step on them and get a nasty infection. Not to mention what could happen if they're misused.

::: bumps into Kris:::

Pixi: Hey! What's up! Glad to see you're still alive!

[Kris Hodgson]

J

Hey Pixi, I was just heading over to smokie's. You need some help first though? I assume you're going to barracade your house?

[TyRoss]

A Card of Doom has been drawn

Card: Jack of Spades
Weather Card (and I know just how much you all loved the fog)
Affected Player: Everyone

A gentle breeze has been building in the background all morning but now it's turned into a full force gale. The wind is blowing at a phenomenal force debris is flying everywhere. Somewhere up above you see a woman on a bike turn into a witch. Travel to Voorhees island is impossible in this wind.

Effects: For the Next 24 hours lots of debris flying through the air, very possible to get hit. No travel to Voorhees Island. The wind is travelling to the East so movements west across open terrain will take longer (Basicly anything that involves going from 1 side of the lake (the cabin side) to the other side (the spa side) you'll have to do very slowly). Other effects throughout the day.

[Sparhawk]

Outside A

Spidey - Dude, I think they were just normal nurses. One of them even changed my bedpan this morning.

Sparhawk - I'll mail them an apology. Let's roll!

*Spidey and Sparhawk dash back to K by way of B,E,F*

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
J

Hey Pixi, I was just heading over to smokie's. You need some help first though? I assume you're going to barracade your house?

J

Yeah - just the windows. I'm gonna try to be much more strict about the door locking policy.

[Kris Hodgson]

J

You have a vehicle? I don't think we're going to get anywhere in this wind. Damn weather.

[IdahoMR2man]

E

*Idaho wakes*

Oh my aching cranium...what the hell happened last night? I feel like a train full of Republicans ran over my liver....

*looks down, sees hose*

Oh crap I remember everything now. Whatta moron...I grabbed a hose. What am I going to do with a hose?

*remembers more*

OH NO!!! EVERYONE SAW CAPTAIN WINKY!!!!!

*goes to bathroom and tries to wash off shame*

[Longshanks]

E

There's not enough soap in CryStal Lake to wash away the shame :p

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
J

You have a vehicle? I don't think we're going to get anywhere in this wind. Damn weather.

J

Yeah - luckily we're not going far

::: heads to H ::::

[IdahoMR2man]

E

AHHH!!! There's not enough soap to wash away the shame!

*gets out, puts on loin cloth, holding head constantly, looks outside*

Oh gravy. A hurricane. I'm never gonna find that stupid killer in this weather. Well guess I better clean up the mess after the party.

*starts picking up trash*

Camera: We see Idaho in his loin cloth picking up trash. Camera pans to his face and he looks right into it. A single tear runs down his cheek.

(Wonder if anyone will get that...)

[sabin26]

G

Damn where the hell this wind come from? Let's head inside and wait for everybody in the living room.

*proceeds to walk in and smells something*....hey you didn't tell me you were keeping Captain from me...*proceeds to kitchen*

[TyRoss]

(Looking out the window Sabin ses the old man being blown down the street... he's still cackling though)

[sabin26]

G

*starts laughing at the old man being blown down the street* Hey I wonder if I could throw and egg at him?

[Sparhawk]

K

*remembers Kris trying the Hardware store lock yesterday*

I wonder if he got it open? *to Spidey* Let's roll!

*Sparhawk moves to J with Spidey in tow*

[IdahoMR2man]

E

*with trash picked up, Idaho puts on normal clothes and heads across the street in the hurricane to G*

[pixiness]

H

Okay - so the windows are all boarded up.

What do you wanna do next Kris?

[PsychoMike]

I

*wakes up yawns, stretches, notices a god awful smell*

what the hell is that smell *remembers that CG was killed here yesterday* This is the last night I sleep in a house with a mutilated body.

well I guess I'll see what stores are open.

*proceeds to J*

[IdahoMR2man]

G

*Goes to kitchen*

So I hear Smokie got killed and his identical brother showed up. That's quacktastic.

[Kris Hodgson]

H

Well we could play doctor.

Doctor Dennis: I'm a doctor.

:: kicks Doctor Dennis out the door ::

Well we could play doctor....

[sabin26]

G

*follows Idaho to the kitchen*

Doc must have gots ahold of you......btw..um......your loincloth is showing.....anways...do you have any ideas on what we should do next?

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
H

Well we could play doctor.

Doctor Dennis: I'm a doctor.

:: kicks Doctor Dennis out the door ::

Well we could play doctor....


:giggles:

[IdahoMR2man]

G

Well I think I should go to the hardware store and get something useful. All I grabbed last night was hose.

[Sparhawk]

J

*arrives @ hardware store, grabs a utility knife, roll of duct tape, waterproof matches and a candle*

Well noone else is here and .........suddenly sooo sleepy stupid fargin work!!! better get to cover!

*proceeds quickly to G still with Spidey, and quickly falls asleep on the couch (in G) when thet arrive*

[sabin26]

G

Do you really think you should go alone Idaho.....I mean seriously it's just like those stupid horror movies *quick look at screen* once you leave alone something terrible could happen.....but if you do go gets some....*notices Sparhawk holding onto a roll of Duct Tape*....nevermind.

I think I'll go with you Idaho....I know one roll isn't going to be enough.

[Longshanks]

H

As Dennis is kicked out of the door by Kris, the unthinkable happens.

A long jagged length of timber,ripped by the gale from the picket fence outside, skewers Dennis through the head like a javelin. He's whisked sideways out of sight by the force of the impact as if on a bungee chord, with barely enough time to utter "Urk?".

Kris: 'Bugger"

[pixiness]

you were just WAITING for that weren't you? :p

[IdahoMR2man]

Main Road

*as Sabin and Idaho are making there way to the hardware store, a guy dressed like a doctor with a huge piece of wood in his head flys by*

Dude. That was pretty f**ked up right there.

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by pixiness
you were just WAITING for that weren't you? :p

Moi? :looks innocent: ;)

[sabin26]

Main Road

*looks at Idaho* Um....yeah something tells me we should watch the debris unless we want to end up like that guy.

[IdahoMR2man]

Main road

*Wind cause dust to fly into Idaho's nose, making him sneeze*

Shankscheckyourpmbox! Oh excuse me...

[TyRoss]

A FATE HAS BEEN DECIDED

[IdahoMR2man]

Main road

Meep!

[PsychoMike]

J

*looks around hardware store. Picks up hammer, 2x4 (cuts it down to 3' good club size), utility knives*

Well these knives arn't as good as the ones I lost but oh, well.

Question For Mods: are there any sort of power saws here?

[pixiness]

H to I

Hey kris - I'm going to dr. evil's to look for clues. Come, dogs.

::: loads up some essential supplies in the car and drives across the street - what? the car keeps my hair from getting messed up! ::::

[Longshanks]

MAIN ROAD

As Idaho watches, the figure sails into the trees and gets caught by the crosspiece through his head. He waves there in the braches for a moment, feet flapping out behind him like some bizarre banner or sick kite.

Eventually the branch bends under the strain and he sails off over the lake somewhere, never to be seen again.

Idaho: "Like I said - f**ked up"

[pixiness]

I

::: pixi does a quick inventory of her essentials - four days worth of clothes, all the supplies that were in the car beforehand, a first aid kit - with morphine surette (1), hiking boots, crank-powered flashlight, satellite phone with crank power, spare engine battery, solar-powered lantern, 2 cases bottled water, her favorite pillow, her teddy bear - Binky, wallet, keys, and her favorite fuzzy bunny slippers ::::

[IdahoMR2man]

Main Road

*after figure flys by, Idaho decides it's time for the horror movies experimental scene. Disco Inferno is heard playing*

*Camera goes into ultra lame music video mode and zooms around Idaho and Sabin dancing in the street with debri flying around them, video ends with Idaho standing on top of car on street and screaming "HO!!!" and bashing out the windows on car*

Well that was wacky...

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by PsychoMike
J


Question For Mods: are there any sort of power saws here?

You'd probably find a mains-powered jigsaw, but nothing petrol or battery driven, or particularly big

[TyRoss]

A Card of Doom Has been drawn and combined with a Windstorm event

Card: 6 of hearts
Accident Card
Affected Player: Idaho
Winstorm Event Affected Players: Many

The wind seems to be building more until it's past hurricane force winds. We see Idaho and sabin clinging to a tree for dear life on the main road. Suddenly the camera pans over and we see the docks... and something we'd probobly rather not see......

Some damn fool left the sails up on one of the boats.

At first the wind pushes the boat neatly into the dock, no harm no foul. But as the winds continue to increase we hear a creaking noise. The sounds continues to increase until finally in a great crash the mast of the sailboat comes flying off dragging a jagged chunk of rail with it from the rigging. The mast flies off half dragging half bouncing the rail behind it. As the mast flies over Sabin and Idaho they can but gawk... a few moments later the rail spears Idaho in the shoulder going straight through and jarring him loose from his hold on the tree. Idaho is dragged along behind the flying mast leaving a trail of blood from the gaping wound in his shoulder (the left shoulder to be exact).

Meanwhile Pixi and Kris still gawk at the window and the untimely demise of Dennis. A look of shock comes over Kris' face and he grabs Pixi and dives to the ground. Mere moments before the mast comes crashing into her cabin tearing it apart and finally coming to rest on the other side as the winds abate to their previous levels.

Panning back to the docks we see a shadow slip into the lake.

[Longshanks]

Nah. Sod it, Ty's idea is much better than mine was ;)

[PsychoMike]

J

*Looks outside and Sees Idaho get carried away by the mast.*

I think I'll stay here ntil the wind calms down.

[pixiness]

Safely watching from I

OH MY GOD IDAHO!

::: throws him in the car and drives slowly back to the hospital A :::

[sabin26]

Main Road clinging to tree

*after watching Idaho being dragged* F**king A.......well unless I wants to end up like Idaho....*tries to walk slowly up to Pixi's while the wind drags him halfway*

[TyRoss]

Somehow I don't think Idaho's in a condition to be thinking rationally right now ;)

[TyRoss]

Oh yes almost forgot

Effect of card: Idaho has a large chunk of wood in his shoulder

Pixi's place is total and Cabin H is now unlivable.

[IdahoMR2man]

On route to A

Well inspite of this hideous owie, I at least got the music video out of the way....so much for my hardware store plan....

[Kris Hodgson]

H

HOLY ****! I've got to see if anyone was hurt! C'mon Pixi. Let's hit the Main Road....

[Longshanks]

"....so much for my hardware store plan...."

Well, at least until you get patched up.

[Kris Hodgson]

Main Road

IDAHO! Hey buddy. You're looking a little under the weather. Wanna lift to the hospital? Unfortunetly, the doctor was killed just a little while ago. Things just keep getting worse and worse

[IdahoMR2man]

Main road

I sure do! Too bad Pixi already beat you to the punch and threw me in her car and is driving me to the hospital right now.

[PsychoMike]

Main Road

*runs into Sabin*

Bob: Is everyone alright, did anyone else die?

Sabin: Idaho got speared with a piece of wood, and Smokie was killed last night, but his twin arrived this morning.

Bob: That makes 3 kills plus the two who died in the fire, plus JL Curtis.

[sabin26]

Main Road

*Notices Kris* Hey Kris........I could use some help.....I'll help you patch up Idaho.....*starts slipping* Ahhhh crap....

[Longshanks]

...but driving in these conditions is no easy feat, as the car is buffeted and kicked by the gale...

[Longshanks]

Pixi - pick a number between 1 and 6

[Kris Hodgson]

oh no

[Kris Hodgson]

I'm now glad I didn't get in the car

[pixiness]

4

[Kris Hodgson]

Main Road

We've got to get out of here, Sabin!

:: heads to the nearest house ::

[PsychoMike]

Main road

*walks to hospital*

[pixiness]

did I mention I ALWAYS wear my seatbelt?

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by pixiness
did I mention I ALWAYS wear my seatbelt? :funny:

[IdahoMR2man]

Car

Did I mention I have an adamantium skeleton?

[PsychoMike]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Car

Did I mention I have an adamantium skeleton?

:lol:

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by pixiness
4

Hmmmmm remember what happened last time you picked 4 ;) :p

Sure you wanna do that?

[pixiness]

Awaiting most certain peril

Did I mention that I sprang for roadside assistance when I bought this car?

Hello Onstar? I think I'm funna die!

[Kris Hodgson]

F

Alright Sabin. We're at Jibbs and Rogue's place. We can't go to Pixi's as it's destroyed, and I'm definetly not going near Smokie's corpse, so this is the closest. Let's chill out here for a little while. I've still got some doobage.

[pixiness]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Hmmmmm remember what happened last time you picked 4 ;) :p

Sure you wanna do that?

I figured lightening doesn't strike twice - too late now I suppose

[Longshanks]

1- Pixi loses control and crashes into ruins at B
2- Car is flipped and ends up on roof - rescue needed!
3 - Makes it safely to A
4 - Pixi loses control and spins the car - it ends up in a ditch on the bed of the road - no one is hurt
5- Have to abandon car and shelter in H
6 - Makes it safely to A

[pixiness]

YAY!

[IdahoMR2man]

Ditch

Oooohhh...my pancreas....

[Longshanks]

The car is stuck - you can't get it out of the ditch under these conditions.

You'll have to run for it.

[TyRoss]

Of course you'll also have to carry Idaho... with Mister Winkie.

[Kris Hodgson]

F

Did you hear that crash? I hope Pixi and Idaho made it to the hospital alright.

[IdahoMR2man]

Main Road

*Idaho stumbles out of car...collapses...remembers Gandalf's words "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee"...realizes that doesn't help at all, crawls to side of road and passes out*

[pixiness]

Main Road

Isn't anyone gonna come rushing to our aid to get idaho to the hospital?

[TyRoss]

What would MacGuyver do? ;)

[Kris Hodgson]

F

:: looks out window to see Pixi's truck stuck in the ditch ::

Aww Crap! act heroic or save my own ass? Damn guilty concience.

:: runs out to help Pixi and Idaho ::

[IdahoMR2man]

Main Road

*face down in a mud puddle, Idaho blows bubbles in the water*

[Longshanks]

Glad you were face down when you blew those bubbles ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Main Road mud puddle

*Glub*

[Longshanks]

OK folks - I'm going to bail out now - I'll be away for the weekend, so you'll be left in Ty's 'tender' care ;)

See you later...well, some of you ;)

Shanks

[pixiness]

Main Road

::: in a feat of herculean strength pixi picks up idaho and carries him to A :::

[IdahoMR2man]

A

Hooray! Pixi's my hero! Are you going to operate on me too?

[sabin26]

F

I think we should help Pixi gets Idaho to the hospital don't you think Kris?

[IdahoMR2man]

A

I'm already there dude.

[pixiness]

A

::: at the hospital - Nurse Helga is still there - she takes Idaho away on a gurney :::

whew! I'm beat

::: suddenly remembers dogs and supplies are all still in the car :::

CRAP!

::: runs back out to the car to grab her stuff and her animals :::

[Kris Hodgson]

A

:: watches the nurse yank the piece of timber out of Idaho's shoulder ::

I bet that hurt.

[IdahoMR2man]

A

Actually it felt like rose pedals...OF COURSE IT HURT YOU BUTT PIPE!!!

[Kris Hodgson]

A

How about this then.....

:: sticks his finger into gaping wound in Idaho's shoulder. Squishes it around::

[sabin26]

A

*hears Idaho and Kris argueing* There they are. *goes to room where they are* Hey Idaho....*grabs bottle of Captain* catch *tosses it towards Idaho* Figured you might want that.

[IdahoMR2man]

A

*Arms are strapped down on gurney, bottle hits him in head*

Insult to injury....This is absolutely the worst day of my life. Hungover, impaled, got in a car crash, Kris is fingering my innards, and Sabin hit me in the head with rum... Sheesh.

[dr_evil]

G

*leaves G and makes way to A*

[pixiness]

Main Road

::: pixi lets the dogs out of the car, packs em up with all the aforementioned supplies (minus the spare tires of course) and heads for E :::

[pixiness]

E

Where is everyone? HEEEELLLLLLOOOOOO?!!!!

[Kris Hodgson]

A

:: is now on top of Idaho, slapping him across the face repeatedly ::

Sabin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! He just had a 2 X 4 removed from his shoulder!!!!!!!

Kris: Oops......kinda got lost in the moment abusing Idaho. Sorry Dude.....

Idaho: :: gurgle::

[IdahoMR2man]

A

You stepped on my bag dude.....ugghghhh...

[Rogue]

S

*sits up in the windstorm* Uh..where's my shirt?

[southern]

G
kinda windy out ain't it?

[pixiness]

E

screw it. if no one's here i'm going back to the hospital

[IdahoMR2man]

A

Awww..Pixi came to visit me...Hey do me a favor and kill Kris. Please?

[dr_evil]

A

*finally arrives at the hospital*

[Kris Hodgson]

A

Don't make me slap you again.

[IdahoMR2man]

A

Oh...if I wasn't tied down....

[southern]

G
*goes outside in rather short dress to see how windy it really is*
hope everyone is ok
*big gush of wind and well.........*

[Kris Hodgson]

A

:: ponders giving Idaho a golden shower, but reconsiders ::

That is a little to homo erotic for me.

[IdahoMR2man]

A

That and I would eventually get out of here and I would probably slit you open from neck to nuts.

[Kris Hodgson]

A

Alright, let's just be friends. Here......

:: takes off Idaho's straps ::

I think you're healing nicely. Just don't take off the bandages for awhile.

[IdahoMR2man]

A

Hooray!!!! Let's hunt for treashah!

[pixiness]

A

:: scalpel in hand :::

Does this mean you DON'T want me to kill Kris?

[southern]

G
ok so where'd everybody go?

*goes in search for others*
moves to E

[IdahoMR2man]

A

No but it does mean I want to be a hot lesbian chick in Miami!

[southern]

E past burned B and onto A
hey ya'll
what happened to hose boy?

[pixiness]

A

Well I can't be sure but I think he wants a sex change operation.

NURSE HELGA!!!!!

[pixiness]

A

::: nurse helga enters with the anesthesiologist to put Idaho under for a quick tuck and snip :::

[IdahoMR2man]

A

YIKES!!!!

*bolts out door*

[pixiness]

A

::: nurse helga (a large woman) grabs Idaho and straps him back down on the gurney :::

Helga: Now now lipschin, you von't feel a ting.

[IdahoMR2man]

A

*Idaho's skin begins to turn green and pants rip, muscles bulge out, eyes turn yellow, breaks bonds*

HULK SMASH TINY HELGA!!!

*Hulk picks Helga with head in one hand and feet in other and SMMMOOOOOSSSHHHH, Helga is no more. Idaho changes back to normal*

DON'T........... EVER ...........MESS.........WITH.....CAPTAIN....WINKIE !

[southern]

A
poor helga

well what are we going to do now?

[IdahoMR2man]

A

Search for treashah?

*looks under bucket*

[Kris Hodgson]

A

There's treshah in my bum!

:: Idaho looks ::

Pppbbbttttt........

[IdahoMR2man]

A

AHHHH!!!! It smells like cats and rotten eggs....

[dr_evil]

A

:hehe:

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
A

AHHHH!!!! It smells like cats and rotten eggs....

A champion's breakfast

[IdahoMR2man]

A

How bout a knuckle sandwich for lunch?

[pixiness]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
A

*Idaho's skin begins to turn green and pants rip, muscles bulge out, eyes turn yellow, breaks bonds*

HULK SMASH TINY HELGA!!!

*Hulk picks Helga with head in one hand and feet in other and SMMMOOOOOSSSHHHH, Helga is no more. Idaho changes back to normal*

DON'T........... EVER ...........MESS.........WITH.....CAPTAIN....WINKIE !

A

Captain Winkie? I thought it was Princess Sophia!!!!

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
A

How bout a knuckle sandwich for lunch?

A

Are you going to steal my milk money too, you big bully?

[IdahoMR2man]

A

That's what we named YOUR hoo-hoo-dilly remember?

[Kris Hodgson]

A

:: Kris injects himself with some sleeping drug he found in the hospital::

The label reads: Will put you under for 2 days, while keeping your body perfectly perserved, so no harm can come to you.

Man, Am I glad I found this stuff! Have a good weekend guys.

[southern]

A
*pases out out of boredum*

[Mr.Matinee]

J

*Grabs screw driver,sticks it in pocket.Takes long,thin saw,grabs what looks like a sheath with a strap,puts saw in.Heads over to A in Hummer*
Looks like this wind is starting to die down..
*swerves around airborn 2x4*

[spiderman_2k]

I

Wakes up after about 50 pages of posts

[Mr.Matinee]

I
Hey Spidey,come here.
*Shows Spidey note book filled with strange occurances*This is a list of all the "unusual" things that have happened since the camp opened.This weather,the tape,your injuries,Cg's,Mikes' Smokie's deaths,the fire,and these numbers seen at the murder scene.That and that there is more than one killer,or the killer is changing their aperance,like a chameleon.And that stuff like this has happened here before.I say we get everyone the hell out of here;leave everything as is,and have this place bombed,ending the horrible history of deaths.What do you think?

[smokiechimp]

A

*Wanders around hospital find Laughing Gas*

"Game On!"

[ambrosia]

K to A

"Hey, I'm still alive and still wearing PANTS! Coincidence? Or just good fortune?" ;)

*Heads for the drug cabinet.*

[Rogue]

S

*looks around for her shirt*

Ah well, who needs clothes?

*falls asleep on the beach with Wolfy standing guard*

[Link]

A

*Screams maniacally while prancing down the halls*

[Mr.Matinee]

A

my god,what is going on?People,we need to either

a.)find out who is killing everyone or

B.)get the hell out of here!

so lets check the two murder scenes that are left and anything we can find in the remains of the hotel.Who's with me?

[dr_evil]

A

*follows mr.matinee due to boredom*

[Rogue]

leaving S, en route to H


*heads toward H*

I could use a massage..I wonder if anyone is at the spa..?

[Mr.Matinee]

A
*Searches for botles of poision*

Never can be too safe...

sees that all is calm outside*

Finally,I can get out of here...

*Heads to hummer,turns back to hospital*

(Shouting)HEY....EVIL!COME ON,LET'S GO!

[PsychoMike]

A

*Finally makes it to hospital, Looks for drug cabinet.

Grabs Demerol, Novicaine, Morphine, anything esle that can be useful. Finds bandages and stiches*

I think this will be good for a first aid kit.

*looks for everyone else*

[TyRoss]

Hmmm looks like I wont be able to be around as much as I thought today.... consider yourselves spared of gruesome deaths until tommorrow buuuuuuuuut seeing as you really should have something to do.......

STATIC EVENT

M

As the windstorm dies down to a gentle flowing breeze a desecrated lifts high in the air. In it's grip there is a zippo lighter. We follow the hand as the lighter is thrown. It's silver casing gleaming in the sunlight it tumbles end over end and comes to land in a pile of dry leaves. It doesn't take long before the gentle breeze fuels this into a full fledged blaze. The smoke can be seen from everywhere on the map.

(You have until tommorrow evening to find a plausible way to fight the fire. If not it starts spreading to buildings)

[Rogue]

N
*smells smoke* What the....? *looks outside* Hmm..okay, we're all going to burn. Where is everyone..we need to put this thing out.

en route to M

[Kris Hodgson]

A

:: kris wakes up from his nap early (thank god) only to be greeted by the smell of smoke. ::

What the hell?

:: looks out the window to see smoke rising from M ::

There's got to be a fire extinguisher in that hardware store!

:: heads to J ::

[Rogue]

M

****! Need the fire department..hose..flood..something!!

[IdahoMR2man]

A

*Rested from his injuries Idaho makes his way out of the hospital and heads to the hardware store. Upon arriving he sees the smoke*

"Great gadzooks!", he says and rushes into the hardware store. He grabs (and I have Shanks permission) a metal garbage can lid, metal cutting pliers, a metal bucket, gloves, knee pads and a set of gardening shears. He brandishes the garbage can lid as a shield and dons the gloves and knee pads. He sheathes the shears in his cargo short's hammer holder and takes the bucket to the lake where he fills it up and dumps it on the fire. He continually does this until something else happens or the fire gets put out or the Mayor and Counsellor say something else.

*Idaho is now at M*

[Mr.Matinee]

J

*Grabs a large shovel,2 trash cans,& 3 buckets and heads over to K,fills up cans with sand,gets some water from the lake with the buckets,and makes a thick mud mix.Heads over to Mand pours mud mix over the small fire,putting it out*

Wheh,that was close.Better find that Zippo lighter after this cools off...don't wan't it causing anymore trouble...

[Mr.Matinee]

M

*Sifting through ash and mud,hammer in hand,I find the lighter with what looks to be someone's intials that have been scratched out*

Damn!Someone thought ahead of time,takes away a damn good clue*Looks at lighter*Well,I should put you "out of service".*Pulls out screwdriver,unscrews top of lighter off,exposing it's parts.Smashes lighter with hammer,causing a littlle puddle of oil or whatever to spill out.Procceds to throw lighter in lake.Walks back to I

[dr_evil]

A

*stays at A due to asthma and cant breathe due to the smoke*

[Mr.Matinee]

A

Dude,the fire's out now.Lets go look for...something.

[dr_evil]

A

*puts breathing mask on to make it easier to breathe (it still smells like smoke) and then follows mr.matinee (you can movie me)*

[Mr.Matinee]

B

Mr.Matinee-There has to be some kind of clue around here..

Evil-Hey,look at this!

*Evil shows Matinee a note book which reads"My Revenge on Camp Crstyal Lake".The pages have been ripped out*

Matinee-you know what this means...

Evil-don't tell me we have to find these missng pages..

Matinee-the hell we do!Lets start looking through this ash and stuff,maybe we can find some of the pages...

[JBond]

M

*Sees people panicing*

Well geez, where's the fire!?.......oh.

[Mr.Matinee]

M
Don't worry,the fires out.Oh,if you can,get over to whats left of the hotel,we need more people to find those damn pages..

[southern]

A
*pitals around*

[Mr.Matinee]

A
What's pitals?

[ambrosia]

Don't you dare pital around my campsite. ;)

[Tardumb]

Could I jump back in. I was sooooo busy this past week and never even got on my computer. I'm sure that's why I was killed off was for not posting but I love to get in on these things.

[southern]

well so far everyone's had a twin so maybe that was yours that burned

[TyRoss]

Ok I'm semi impressed.

You found plausible ways to fight a fire but you all seemed to forget a few things.

Idaho was in no condition to do anything withount help last I saw him.

This wasn't a small fire.

So it's not out but it hasn't spread to the buildings. At the vary least Mr Matinee will have to continue fighting it.

[southern]

A to M
*blows on fire*
you have no ideas

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Could I jump back in. I was sooooo busy this past week and never even got on my computer. I'm sure that's why I was killed off was for not posting but I love to get in on these things.
Yeah, my internet was down for a couple of days showing why i didn't really post, but if i could jump back in i could post and participate more, meow =^.^=;;;

[Link]

M

*Runs back and forth from the lake, and chucks water onto the fire.

[TyRoss]

A FATE HAS BEEN DECIDED

[JBond]

M

Is it mine? I could use a fate.

[southern]

M
*hears all powerful voice*
oooooooooooooooooo
*continues to blow on fire*

[TyRoss]

A Card of Doom has been drawn

Card: Two of Spades
Weather Card (I know you all love these but this one will be good and bad)
Affected PLayers: Everyone

Upriver From the town

The dam crossing the river look like a peaceful little place. Water flowing from one side to the other easily. But as we watch something terrible happens (of course). A gentle rain starts to fall as a figure walks towards the dam... shambling along he takes in the features of the dam for a moment and then walks atop the small structure.....

Back in town

The gentle rain begins bringing the fire under control. As many look up in relief a small boom is heard.

Link: Guess we have a thunderstorm coming our way.

Just then Tardumbs and Kittys Twins rush up to location M and start pointing wildly.

Link: Ooooh I love charades lesse first word... ummm sponge?

Tardumb runs up to Link and is about to explain but he's too late.

A large wave rips through the water system of CryStal Lake. The covered bride and Voorhees Island are completely covered in the flash flood. When it reaches the end of the lake it continues up the beach making it impassible and continues off into the distance. A certain amount of water spills over into location M putting out the fire but turning the forest into a bit of a quagmire.

Effects: Location K (The Beach and the covered bridge are imassable)

Voorhees island is underwater

All players currently in locations M N O P Q R S are cut off from locations A B C D E F G H I J and vice versa until the flood abates.

[Mr.Matinee]

M

Continues mud method until fire is out or something else happens

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
M

Continues mud method until fire is out or something else happens

Something else happened