Ccl3 - The Game

[IdahoMR2man]

R

Well you're about as helpful as a hat full of dung. Come Pixi, let's let this crabby old bastage go about his SOOOO important business.

*heads for S to look for clues or treashah!*

[PsychoMike]

J

Well I just arrived earlier today to vist my brother. I found 2 girls burried in the sand surrouned by guard dogs, *looks over at beach* it seems that they have left now, Some guy hit me over the head with a peice of wood. Followed this guy named Idaho to the health clinic, Turns out the owner some chick named CL Curtis has been killed. There was also talk of another murder but I never found out who it was.

This is one really strange place.

I was on my way to the Hotel, to see my brother, when I saw you and had to stop.

btw my name is Bob.

[sabin26]

K

Hey where did Hawk go? *looks around campsite and notices.......an empty shattered bottle of rum* Hey half the bottle is missing.

Smokie: You probably threw the bottle and the rest is just scattered throughout......now you finally going to help me dig up Ambrosia.

Yeah *walks back over to where Ambrosia is buried and starts digging*

[Sparhawk]

K

*runs up to Sabin on the beach*

Dude, I know whats going on!! C'mon!

To Rami Woods!!! Lets roll!

[IdahoMR2man]

S

*Arrives at makeout point. Looks acrossed lake and can just barely make out opposite beach. He can see people but can't tell who they are or what they are doing. Idaho guesses it is probably his friends. Suddenly Idaho feels very melancholy and wishes that he was still sitting in the pool and drinking rum with his buddies and that none of this crazyness had every started. In his heart he knows how this is going to end. All he hopes for is to prevent as much suffering as possible.

His thoughts break and he searches the beach for clues*

[Iben]

J

::when Bob's finished telling his story, Iben gets the shivers, even though she hasn't noticed anything weird yet (except the whole skeleton in the fridge thing), Iben still gets a bad feeling about the place ::: Hey, Bob, you mind accompanying me to the beach to see what’s going on there?

[sabin26]

K

*Grabs Sparkhawk's arm* Dude you better be right.....*grabs cell phone* Let me call Idaho and see if he'll meet us there. *calls Idaho*

[PsychoMike]

J

I'll go anywhere with you :heart:

*heads to Beach K with Iben*

[IdahoMR2man]

S

*answers phone*

Hello? Make it quick.

[sabin26]

K

Hey Idaho...it's Sabin....look Sparhawk thinks he gots it all figured out...he wants to go to Raimi Woods, think you could meet us there? I'm going to try and gather as many people as possible on the way

[Sparhawk]

M

*panting* Ok, we'll wait here a bit for Idaho, but if he doesn't show soon.......
*memories of finding Mike come flooding back*

Hopefully he'll be here soon.

[IdahoMR2man]

S

*on phone*

I'll be there. Give me 15 minutes.

Pixi, you can come or stay here. You know where I'll be.

[Iben]

K

::sees Sabin and Sparhawk, "hey guys what's happening here":::

[Longshanks]

R -
The place looks likda like this:
http://www.gravesights.org/Phantasm%20Morningside.gif

[IdahoMR2man]

S

*sneezes* I'monthebeachnow....Oh excuse me.

[sabin26]

k

Hey Iben, I was just going to look for you. Sparhawk and Idaho believe they know who killed JL Curtis and.......um....*sees Bob* does he know yet? Anyways we are meeting over in Raimi Woods, I gots off the phone with Idaho and he'll be over in 15. We are bout ready to....*sees Hawk leave* Aight well I'm bout ready to leave to go there. You coming along?

*head to M

[Sparhawk]

M

*silence is broken by a crow's caw*

*to self* Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. I hope everyone shows up soon......

*silence*

[PsychoMike]

K

I don't know anything, But I'm assuming that my brother was the other one killed last night *looks really depressed :( * But If this guy Idaho knows who killed my brother I'll help as best I can.

*heads to M with everyone else*

[Iben]

K

::follows Sabin to M::

[Longshanks]

K/M - pretty soon it seems like everyone who's awake is gathering on the beach to see what Sparhawk's got up his sleeve. Even the Mods are interested ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

S

*looks for clues on beach*

Hmmm...someone has been here. Looks like a girl...

*continues search*

[Sparhawk]

M

*sees everyone coming*

Phew, wotta relief. Thanks for coming, guys.

*sees "Bob"*

SWEET JEEZUZ, LOOK OUT!

*grabs a tree branch and bashes Bob in the head with it*

[sabin26]

M

*smacks Sparhawk upside the head* Dude it's the same guy from the beach, Mike's brother......that's it *grabs Duct Tape from hidden pocket* aight I gots the tape out......don't make me use it. Idaho said he be here in 15 minutes so let's just chill till he gets here

[PsychoMike]

M

*aware of Hawks hatred of him grabs the branch befor it hits him*

What the Hell is your problem?

[Longshanks]

S - Old Makeout Beach is pretty much unchanged since the old days of the summer camp...except that they've cleared away all the bodies.

There's a plaque set into a rock on the beach:

MAKEOUT BEACH - FATALITY FREE FOR: 602 DAYS

[IdahoMR2man]

M

I'm here. Right on time. Obviously no clues on the beach. Whatcha got Hawk?

[Iben]

M

::starts smoking while waiting for the excitement to happen::

[Sparhawk]

M

*to Bob* Aw Jeeze, sorry, dude. Kris and I were the ones who found your brother horribly mutilated. Seeing you pop up scares the bejeesus out of me.

No hard feelings? *offers Bob a beer*

[sabin26]

M

That looks like a good idea Iben....*lights a cigarette* Aight Hawk, Idaho is here so what do you gots?

[Longshanks]

[MASSED CROWD OF ARMOURED KNIGHTS ON BROW OF HILL: "GET ON WITH IT!"] ;)

[Sparhawk]

M

Right! Down to business.

There is a killer amongst us......right now. The only way any of us can be safe is to deal with this person right now.

[IdahoMR2man]

M

My spider sense tells me that's not going to be easy.

[Sparhawk]

M

While I was sleeping this afternoon, a sea turtle came to me in my dreams.

It spoke of an unimaginable evil. One that had been resting in this very lake for years...........untill one of us disturbed it.

[IdahoMR2man]

M

Sea turtles are not to be trusted, Padawan.

[Longshanks]

Uh huh? - Go on Sparhawk...

[TyRoss]

A Fate Has Been Decided

[Longshanks]

Oooo - look.
2 Mods!
:D

Double trouble ;)

[Sparhawk]

M

Usually, yes. But this one smelt nice.

Anywho. It informed me that Old-Iben was killed in such a brutal way that her spirit - locked in that fridge for all these years - turned into a being of concentrated evil.

When we opened that fridge it seized it's opportuinty to take over one of us and have it's revenge!!!!

[PsychoMike]

M

*takes beer*

So I was right, he is dead, Just stop trying to hit me everime you see me and it's all good.

*light's up while listening to Idaho and Hawk.*

[IdahoMR2man]

M

Interesting conundrum. But who did it take over and why have you brought us here to Rami's Fantastical Funfair?

[TyRoss]

CARD OF DOOM DRAWN

Card - 3 of Diamonds

Weather Card - Fog
Affected Person: Everyone

As the group talks in the forest they are unaware at first of a dense fog that seems to be coming in off the lake. As their conversation continues however it become impossible to ignore. This fog has become so dense that seeing more than 10 feet in front of you is quite impossible. The fog will last for 24 hours from now (time of my post).

Effects: Movement restricted to 1 location at a time unless you want to risk getting lost. The killer however still has full freedom.

[IdahoMR2man]

M

Oh goody. I suggest we move together from now on until we get out of these woods. Carry on Hawk.

[Sparhawk]

M

NO!!!! PLEASE!!!! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!

*sprints back to K , tripping over and over*

[pixiness]

R to N

::: dogs take off running - pixi follows ::::

[Iben]

M

::gets jumpy by the fog and grabs onto someone::

[Kris Hodgson]

K

:: wakes up to see Sparhawk running up to him ::

What up with all of this fog? I don't feel so good. Maybe we should find a safer place to chill out. I've still got some of this weed from last night.

[IdahoMR2man]

M

Well he was informative. And not very smart. Ok. I suggest we all make our way to Iben's place. We'll just have to chill out there until the fog clears. There's no way we can do any more searching for clues in this weather. I'm going to leave a trail of pee for all to follow in case one of gets lost. Now to Iben's! I think there is still endo left over from yesterday!

*heads for K*

[pixiness]

N to M

::: arrives just as Sparhawk finishes his theory :::

It's not her spirit - it's the beer !! I told you that beer was no good - I TOLD YOU!

Would every one who drank the beer please raise their hands?

[Longshanks]

*From somewhere off in the fog, a low howl sounds, almost human, almost animal, almost machine...*

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Iben
M

::gets jumpy by the fog and grabs onto someone::


M

oooooh! Hey there hot stuff! :D

::: notices dogs aren't growling ::::


Hmm... it appears they're only vicious towards men... interesting.

[Sparhawk]

K

Yeah, yeah. Chilling out sounds good. Yeah, yeah.

*tries to light smoke with shaking hands*

Yeah, fog freaked me out, man.

*finally gets fourth smoke lit*

[Kris Hodgson]

:: pulls out map ::

Alright, we're here (K) and we need to get to Iben's (E) but we can only move slowly otherwise we'll get lost, and I DON'T want to get lost. Let's get going. Proceeds to (J)

[Iben]

M

:: grabs Pixi's arms tightly and points out to Idaho that her house is in E::

[smokiechimp]

K

*smokie decides to stop trying to ride the sea turtle and heads over to two shaddowy figures beneath the fog that has suddenly appeared*

"Kris? Sparhawk? That You?"

*Follows them both to (J)*

[IdahoMR2man]

M-K

*While leaving his trail of pee, Idaho explains to Iben that we must move slowly or they'll get lost.*

[Kris Hodgson]

(J)

Alright Sparhawk, there's a creepy butcher in that grocery store. Mr. Lector or something. I think he may be gay. He DID invite me to dinner. Let's keep moving.
::Proceeds to (I) ::

[Iben]

M-K

:::iben tries real hard not to let everyone know what a chicken she really is::

[cg124]

I

*gets up and stretches*

[southern]

G
*not sure if i missed it but what's in the package?*

[smokiechimp]

J

"HEY! WAIT UP"

*Runs After Kris to (I)

[IdahoMR2man]

K

Reaches beach. I'm not wanting to linger here too much. This place creeps me out.

*recalls Iben of old's horrible death in the fridge*

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by southern
G
*not sure if i missed it but what's in the package?*

A video tape - there's no label on it

[Kris Hodgson]

(I)

:: Smokiechimp catches up to Sparhawk and Kris ::

Hey smokie. Can we crash at your place. I don't want to be walking in this fog any longer than I have to, and your place is closer. We're almost there, so let's keep moving.

Proceeds to (H)

[Iben]

I

::not quite sure where she's going, Iben follows the people in front of her:: I've got a bad feeling about this.

[TyRoss]

(Somewhere out in the fog a cackling old man can be heard)

[IdahoMR2man]

J

*Idaho has marked his scent by peeing all the way to the shops. He looks back but can't see anyone behind him in the fog. He hopes that the ladies are near and safe.....maybe*

[smokiechimp]

I

"Sure, Southern wont mind a few guys round!"

On to (H)

[cg124]

K

*goes for swim*

[Iben]

I

::Iben hears the sound of an old man's laughter, but she doesn't wanna say anything, afraid that the others might think she's crazy. She follows smokie and Kris to H::

[smokiechimp]

H

"Nearly There"

[IdahoMR2man]

H

*Idaho finds that no one is about.*

Looks like they all headed to I, perhaps I should go there too. But first....

*heads for G*

[smokiechimp]

G

*Enters front door*

"Honey I'm Home"

[pixiness]

M to K then K to I

Just consider me attached to Iben until she lets go of my arm

(not that I'm complaining in the slightest ;) )

[Kris Hodgson]

:: Kris, Sparhawk, Smokie and Iben arrive at (H) ::

Well, heres Pixi's place but I don't see her anywhere. Wasn't she with you, Iben? Should we wait for her or go on to Smokie and Southern's?

[TyRoss]

A SECOND FATE HAS BEEN DECIDED

[Iben]

G

::Pixi's with me, Kris::

[IdahoMR2man]

G

*Idaho, well ahead of everyone even with his peeing dashes across the street to E*

[Kris Hodgson]

G

Nevermind, I guess Pixi is with us after all. Good thing we're finally here. I have a feeling something very bad is going to happen soon. Hi Southern.

[Kris Hodgson]

NOTE: Now Kris, Southern, Smokie, Sparhawk, Iben and Pixi should all be at G

[southern]

G
hi peoplehttp://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/wave1.gif

*throws shoe at idaho before he reaches E*

[IdahoMR2man]

E

*Opening the door and slamming it behind him, Idaho locks the door. Then runs for the back bedroom. Idaho flicks on the light and searches all the items that Iben has brought*

[Kris Hodgson]

G

Notices video tape on shelf**

Hey, what's on that tape? Do you guys have a VCR?

[TyRoss]

CARD OF DOOM DRAWN

Card - Ace of Diamonds
Item Card
Affected Player: Kris

As he stumbles through the fog at location H Kris stumbles. Landing heavily on the ground he feels a sharp jab at his side.

Kris: "What The?!"

Reaching underneath him Kris finds that the thing which jabbed into him is literally a skeleton key. Made of bone this key has no particular markings telling what it's for.

Effects: Kris finds a key.

[Longshanks]

E Upon entering the house, Idaho notices a plain brown package sitting on the front mat in the hallway.

[Iben]

G

::from the window Iben can see that the lights are on in her house...very weird indeed::

[Kris Hodgson]

G

Oh, by the way guys. I found this funky looking skeleton key. What do you guys think it's for?

[IdahoMR2man]

E

*Not finding what he expected Idaho runs back into the hallway, where he sees a package that he must've missed in his haste to the bedroom. He grabs it and looking around to see if anyone is looking opens it very carefully and finds.......*

[Iben]

G

::"First off, Kris, don't touch that video tape! haven't you seen that one movie The Ring?!! second, what is that you're holding in your hand? looks like a key, and third, anyone wanna go with me to check what's going on in my house across the street, I don't remember leaving the lights on"::

[Longshanks]

E a copy of 'Debbie Does Dusseldorf'

[IdahoMR2man]

E

Well that's not going to help solve the crime....wait a minute. Wasn't Smokie expecting porno? Oh no!!! SMOKIE!!!!

*busts out of door and dashes for G*

[Kris Hodgson]

G

I have seen that movie, but what if there are some clues on it as to who killed Mike and JL Curtis. We can't just sit around and get picked off one by one. For now let's go see if we can find Idaho. I think I seen him over by your place. Maybe he turned your lights on.

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Iben
G

::"First off, Kris, don't touch that video tape! haven't you seen that one movie The Ring?!! second, what is that you're holding in your hand? looks like a key, and third, anyone wanna go with me to check what's going on in my house across the street, I don't remember leaving the lights on"::

G

I'll go - and we'll bring the dogs.

[Iben]

Originally posted by Longshanks
E a copy of 'Debbie Does Dusseldorf' :lol:

[IdahoMR2man]

G

*Idaho busts into the house. Sees tape in Kris' hands.*

DON'T PLAY THAT MOVIE!!!!! Where's Smokie?

[Iben]

G

::Iben, Kris and Pixi (and the dogs) head for E to see what's going on there, but they're stopped when they run into Idaho on the way:::

[southern]

G
hey kris why don't YOU watch the tape and me and the others will go into another room;)

[IdahoMR2man]

G

I said DON'T watch that tape!!! Am I invisible?!?!

[Kris Hodgson]

G

Holds back Iben and Pixi after seeing Idaho is here now**

Hey bud. :: looks at porno :: I guess we know what you've been up to!

[southern]

G

who's left in my house?

[Iben]

G

::looks at the tape in Idaho's hand..."hey where did you get that?!! :::

[IdahoMR2man]

G

Look, that tape you're holding wasn't meant to come here. It was supposed to go to Iben's place. Whatever is on it was meant for her eyes only. I guess the postal service screwed up. THIS *holds up porno* was meant to come here. Look Smokie is in danger. Wherever he is he CANNOT watch that tape you're holding Kris. Until one of us risks watching it....alone.

[Kris Hodgson]

G

Maybe if we watch it with our eyes closed. If there are any important clues, we will still be able to hear them.

[IdahoMR2man]

G

Well first of all, that tape belongs to Iben. So by right, she should watch it. But frankly I don't trust Iben. That redheaded corpse we pulled out is connected to her somehow. So what if there is a clue on there. Can we trust her to tell us?

[Kris Hodgson]

G

I'll do it. We need to know what's on that tape. I have a feeling it may be important. Everyone go in the next room.

[IdahoMR2man]

G

But how can we trust YOU to watch it either, Kris? You WERE in the viscinity of BOTH of last nights murders. You could be as guilty as anyone.

[Longshanks]

Outside the fog is growing thicker. Pixi's dogs just stand at the doorway and growl uncertainly. They refuse to leave the house now.

[Kris Hodgson]

G

How about this: I'm putting the video in the VCR. Whoever doesn't want to watch it can go in the next room. Whoever wants to watch it, stay right here.

[Iben]

G

::If the tape Kris is holding was meant for me, then I might be in danger, or maybe someone wanted me to get some clues...*Iben is puzzled*::

[southern]

G
*goes to make a strong drink do to all the arguement*

anyone want one?

[Iben]

G

send one of those drinks my way, Southern!

[Kris Hodgson]

G

:: Kris puts the tape in the VCR. ::

Who is staying. I am and Sparhawk is. Anyone else?

[Kris Hodgson]

Seconds until I hit Play on the VCR:

10

[Longshanks]

Shanks bides his time ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

G

I say that the three of us watch it. Kris, me and Iben. We all stayed at that house last night so it could be for any of us.

[southern]

G
*goes to kitchen*
rule #liek 7 i think..........no label no watch

*fixes drinks*

[Kris Hodgson]

9

[Kris Hodgson]

8

[IdahoMR2man]

G

I'm staying. Southern find Smokie and make sure he is safe.

[Kris Hodgson]

7....6.....5.....4

[Kris Hodgson]

3

[Kris Hodgson]

2

[Kris Hodgson]

1

[Longshanks]

Anyone else gonna stay?

[TyRoss]

(The Old Man looks on through the window)

[IdahoMR2man]

G

*Idaho tenses, watches others suspiciously*

[Kris Hodgson]

G

:: Iben, Kris, Idaho, Pixi and Sparhawk are watching the video ::
:: Kris hits play and waits ::

[Iben]

G

::decides to stay and watch::

[Kris Hodgson]

G

Stupid VCR. Maybe I have to fix the tracking. Hold on. Almost got it.

[IdahoMR2man]

G

*waits for contents to be revealed*

If this is one of those mormon videos I'm gonna be hella pissed.

[Longshanks]

So far we have Idaho, Kris and Iben...but no popcorn ;)

[Kris Hodgson]

Note: Pixi is with Iben until she posts again, and Sparhawk is with me, or should they not watch the video since they can't choose for themselves?

[Longshanks]

Iben, Kris, Idaho, Pixi and Sparhawk sit down to watch the video while outside the fog swirls.

http://www.azreporter.com/movies/images/thering.jpg

It seems to be a bit of an 'Arthouse' video, lots of seemingly unrelated images flash across the screen.

http://www.mediacircus.net/ring____1114.jpg
http://www.tlotr.com/fan_art/theonering3_chris.jpg
http://www.planetary.org/voyager25/images/voyager1-saturn-departure_shot.jpg
http://www.otal.umd.edu/~vg/images/telephone.jpg
http://www.1wrestlinglegends.com/mypicks/mpringph.jpg

The video finishes in static hiss.

Idaho: "Well I preferred 'Debbie Does Dallas'"

The phone rings.....

[southern]

G
hey if you aren't going to talk to me don't order me around

[IdahoMR2man]

G

Oh snap! Welp, we're all bloody fooked.

Who's gonna get the phone?

[Kris Hodgson]

G

Oh crap. Oh Southern. Can you be a dear and answer the phone?

[Kris Hodgson]

G

Screw this. It was my idea to watch the video.

:: Picks up phone ::

[Iben]

Originally posted by southern
G
hey if you aren't going to talk to me don't order me around
G
But I am going to talk to you!

::Iben realizes what she already knew, she should've never watched that tape:::

[IdahoMR2man]

G

Kris, what's the phone say???

[southern]

G
i wasn't talking to you iben.............you can say anything to me that you like;)

[spiderman_2k]

G

U all ****ed...:D

[TyRoss]

THE THIRD FATE OF THE DAY HAS BEEN DECIDED

[pixiness]

G

::: looks up from the couch where she and Iben were making out, failing to see anything else of what was going on :::

Hey boys, what'd we miss? Lotsa boobies?

[southern]

G
*gives Iben her drink*

right so where's my chimp?

[IdahoMR2man]

G

Oh sure, take the lesbo way out....

[Kris Hodgson]

G

:: into phone ::

Hello, Hello.....anyone there?

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by TyRoss
THE THIRD FATE OF THE DAY HAS BEEN DECIDED

What happened with the second fate?

[Iben]

Originally posted by southern
G
i wasn't talking to you iben.............you can say anything to me that you like;)
G
oh goodie! :D

[Longshanks]

Kris picks up the phone:

Kris: "Err...hello?"

*Silence*

Kris: "Hellooooo?"

*There's a sound*

Kris: "Anyone there?"

[VOICE] "......Errr, yeah. Is that the pizza parlour? We'd like to order a large.." *voices in background* "...Make it an extra dude!" "Yeah, with extra pepperoni" "And don't forget the garlic bread man!" "And coke man! The full-fat stuff, none of that diet crap!" *original voice* "Shut the **** up guys, I'm trying to talk to this guy!" *to Kris* "..Yeah, so we'd like an extra large double pepperoni with 2..." "Three dude!" "...three garlic breads and 3 bottles of regular coke."

[pixiness]

G

Hey at least they think this place is a pizza parlour - they think my house is a XXX bookstore

[IdahoMR2man]

G

Well should we watch the other tape too? Just in case? Maybe it actually IS a porno and we can at least kick the bucket with that in our minds?

[Iben]

Originally posted by pixiness
G

::: looks up from the couch where she and Iben were making out, failing to see anything else of what was going on :::

Hey boys, what'd we miss? Lotsa boobies? G

:: pixi your my savior! :: :D

[Longshanks]

Kris hangs up.

"Phew! - Damn kids got me all scuttery in the pants for a minute"

[TyRoss]

CARD OF DOOM DRAWN

Card: 5 of Spades
Accident Card
Affected Player: Spiderman 2k

After stating that the others are all "fooked" Spidey 2k heads to the washroom. It seems though that someone left the window open and the washroom is filled with fog. We see a shot from outside as someone watches Spidey come and close the window. The figure rushes up as Spidey turns around to turn on the fan. Cutting back to inside we see spidey once again just as the window smashes out behind him. Sveral very large pieces of glass become embedded in Spidey's back arms and legs. There is no sign of whoever broke the glass.

Effect: Spiderman 2k is not dead but is severely injured.

[Longshanks]

*The phone rings again........*

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
What happened with the second fate?

You found a key. Remember :p

[pixiness]

G

::::Hears breaking glass and clings to Iben::::
YIPE!

[Iben]

G

::gets startled and turns to Pixi::

Hold me!

[Longshanks]

*The phone still rings*

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by TyRoss
You found a key. Remember :p

Oh okay. I thought by fate you meant DEATH. My bad

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Oh okay. I thought by fate you meant DEATH. My bad

Nope thats just what I say when I draw a card so as we all know who it affects.

[Kris Hodgson]

G

Idaho. Can you go check out what that glass breaking was. I'll take care of this!

:: picks up phone ::

ALRIGHT LISTEN YOU PUNK KIDS.....

[Longshanks]

Pixi- ::::Hears breaking glass and clings to Iben::::
YIPE!

Iben- ::gets startled and turns to Pixi::
Hold me!

Shanks- :Get's totally distracted and forgets why he's here for a moment: :p

[Longshanks]

[VOICE ON PHONE] "You have five..." *voice in background: "Three my leige"* "...three days."

The line goes dead.

[southern]

G
i think i'll go take a swim in the pool

[Kris Hodgson]

G

Three days for what?!?!?! Damn spooky, vague, mystery caller!

[pixiness]

G

Three days? Do you think they meant the song "three Days" by Jane's Addiction? KICK ASS SONG!

At least the creeps have good taste in music

[IdahoMR2man]

G

Ok. Who saw the video? Me Kris, and Sparhawk right? Well guys. Here's what we gotta do. We gotta go over to Iben's and take a picture of each of us. I saw in her bag a polaroid camera. Don't ask. So we take the picture and if our faces are messed up we all make copies of the tape. And we're fine! So who's with me?

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by southern
G
i think i'll go take a swim in the pool

In a fog so thick it makes pea soup look thin and anaemic? :eek: ;)

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Longshanks
In a fog so thick it makes pea soup look thin and anaemic? :eek: ;)

Not to mention I don't think it's been cleaned up from JL's untimely death.

[IdahoMR2man]

G

And you're going to swim in a bloody pool full of piranhas???

[southern]

G
how i feel now i welcome it all

[TyRoss]

(Spiderman 2k lays on the floor of the bathroom bleeding)

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
G

Ok. Who saw the video? Me Kris, and Sparhawk right? Well guys. Here's what we gotta do. We gotta go over to Iben's and take a picture of each of us. I saw in her bag a polaroid camera. Don't ask. So we take the picture and if our faces are messed up we all make copies of the tape. And we're fine! So who's with me?

G

But what if it is a trap to lure us out of here so we can be easy targets? Mike didn't get a video tape, and he was still slaughtered. I don't know what to do.

:: starts rolling a joint to calm his nerves ::

[Kris Hodgson]

G

Idaho, did you check the bathroom yet?

[IdahoMR2man]

G

*goes to check out crashing sound. Finds Sp_2k. Yells at others. Grabs first aid kit from under sink. Pulls out glass shards. Tears off sleeves of shirt and wraps Spidey's wounds, then carries him to living room and dumps him on couch*

Well now we got him to deal with. He's not going to live forever with those wounds. I suggest the girls help him while we go check out the camera plan.

[Iben]

G

::starts nursing the wounded Sp_2k:::

[Kris Hodgson]

G

:: obviously traumatized, starts rocking back and forth with non lit joint hanging out of mouth ::

I'm not moving until 8 am tomorrow morning.

[IdahoMR2man]

G

*quick thinking, Idaho goes back and closes and locks bathroom door from outside. Puts dresser in front of it*

Well Smokie and Southern, I would suggest going else where to releive yourselves. That killer out there could get in through that window anytime he wanted to.

Kris, you in or out? I'm going over there. I ain't fing around with no Ring stuff. I'm getting it taken care of right now. So who's coming with me?

[Kris Hodgson]

* see you guys tomorrow ;)

[pixiness]

G

It just so happens I've got a fully stocked medicine cabinet in case of stabbings by roving homicidal maniacs. Anyone want to help me get Spidey 2k to my house? (H)?

[IdahoMR2man]

G

Alright. Have it your way. I'm busting out of here. It's getting dark outside now and gonna be REALLY nasty with the fog. I'm going to run over there. Grab the camera and the other VCR and come back. I guess we'll all crash here tonight. Wish me luck.

*dashes out door into cold and ugly night. Camera cuts to show Idaho at doorway with hard face, ripped off sleeves and bulbous muscles showing. Rage Against The Machine's Wake Up is playing. In slow motion Idaho looks left and right and then makes for E*

[southern]

G
*is kinda aggitated cause now no fun under the sheets in the bedroom*
stupid pyscho killer gotta spoil everything

[Iben]

G/H

I'll help you Pixi, just don't forget to bring the dogs!

[Longshanks]

Idaho notices a digital camera on the table

[southern]

G
all alone in the house......................................(i think)

[IdahoMR2man]

In middle of road

*oddly Idaho looks into sky*

Digital camera in G or E ?

[Iben]

Originally posted by southern
G
all alone in the house......................................(i think) I think kris is there too.

[Longshanks]

The dogs won't leave the house no matter how much you try

[Longshanks]

Camera at E ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Middle of road

Phew. Didn't want my badass exit scene to be for nothing.

*bolts to E *

[southern]

G/H
*goes with Iben and Pixi*

[Longshanks]

Get's camera

[pixiness]

H

::: Iben, southern and Pixi make a mad dash next door, dragging spidey along with them. Luckily, gnasher is still trying to get in to get clothes for ambrosia but couldn't because pixi thinks dog-doors are just an invite to not so good things :::

Okay - everything's in the downstairs bathroom

GNASHER - KILL ANYTHING THAT'S SUSPICIOUS!!!

[IdahoMR2man]

E

*supressing his curiosity, grabs camera and get's back to the safety of G, he then takes Kris' picture and sees.......*

[IdahoMR2man]

E

*Idaho beholds the photo and he sees.....?*

[Longshanks]

Kris:
http://pages.cpsc.ucalgary.ca/~saul/personal/images/distorted_face_bw.gif

[Sparhawk]

G

*roused from his terror/work induced coma Sparhawk notices the house is empty*

Where the hell am I and how did I get here?

[IdahoMR2man]

G

OH GOD!!! THE HORROR!!! Kris is hideously ugly!!!! Oh wait that's nothing new... *takes own picture and sees.....?*

[southern]

H

*hears scream from E*

[pixiness]

H

::: spidey2k is all bandaged up, the girls are collecting some of pixi's state of the art anti-homicide gadgets :::

::: southern picks up a long thin object (still sealed in its packaging) that buzzes when you twist it :::

southern: Oooooh! How does this keep the bad-guys away?

::: pixi blushes :::

pixi: Um southern, that's not exactly an anti-murderer tool

Iben: but it IS useful, bring it along!

;)

[Longshanks]

Idaho:
http://www.valleyskeptic.com/bush_mouth.jpg

[Iben]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Idaho:
http://www.valleyskeptic.com/bush_mouth.jpg ARHHHHH!

[Sparhawk]

G

E,G,B,H - WTF At least noone else knows where they are.:rolleyes:

*lights a smoke, and turns on TV*

*to comatose Kris, who as far as I know was left in G as well* Hey, Bud. You should put that joint out.

You'll KILL us all.

*puts out Kris' joint*

[Longshanks]

*As you can see their pictures are hideously distorted* - it may be worth checking everyone else who was there...

[IdahoMR2man]

G

Whacked out! Well this obviously isn't like the Ring. So who knows if copying the tape will help. Better be safe.

*connects two VCRs and makes his copy. Throws it in mailbox, raises flag. Addressed envelope to Vorhees Island*

Sparhawk you better make your copy. I'll leave a note on Kris' head to make his copy when he wakes up.

[Iben]

H

Pixi's got some great stuff! :D

[IdahoMR2man]

G

*Snaps Sparhawks picture*

[Longshanks]

Sparhawk:
http://prometheus.frii.com/~gnat/frii/cabal/trip95/dumbface.jpg

[Sparhawk]

G

Good idea, Idaho.

*copies tape - mails it to the White House*

Where did all the girls go?

*puts note on Kris' head to pick up milk and cigarettes*

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Iben
H

Pixi's got some great stuff! :D

H

Perhaps I should show you what's in this closet then ;)

[Iben]

H

OOooo, please show me your gooddie closet Pixi! :D ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

G

*curiosity gets the better of Idaho and he pops in the video he found in Iben's place. Supposedly a porno*

[pixiness]

H

You know - it's kinda funny - all us girls are over here with my toys and the boys have a camera but they're next door

::: from the floor - spidey 2k is grinning from ear to ear - unnoticed by the girls :::

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Sparhawk:
http://prometheus.frii.com/~gnat/frii/cabal/trip95/dumbface.jpg :meanie: Thanks............thanks a bunch.:meanie:

[Iben]

H

well what the guys don't know won't hurt them!

[IdahoMR2man]

G

*Idaho and Sparhawk behold the contents of the video labelled Debbie does Dusseldorf*

[pixiness]

H

Everything the guys don't know? :hehe:

[IdahoMR2man]

G

*Idaho and Sparhawk can't believe their eyes for on the tape is.....?*

[Sparhawk]

G

*to Idaho* Well it's that magical time of the day again.

I'm gonna hit the hay. Hopefully I'll see you in the morning.

G'night Crystal Lake, you wonderfully satanic freak-show of a resort.

*cuddles up on a chair and drifts off to sleep, and for a moment only hears Idaho's grunting over the tinny soundtrack of Debbie Does Dusseldorf*

[Longshanks]

G - yup - it's porn :D

OK chaps - it's late here, going to catch last orders at the pub.

If you decide to take Iben or Pixi's pics they're here:

Iben (http://www.cherrymalone.com/Autos/crosseyed_auto.JPG)

Pixi (http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/36633000/jpg/_36633396_thatcher150.jpg)

;)

[pixiness]

H

Hey ladies, I'm gonna take a quick nap. Just throw me in a wheelbarrow with spidey if you decide to head back. And please bring Gnasher too.

Thanks! :smooches:

[IdahoMR2man]

G

Ok good. Just porn. I was kinda hoping for clues....

Guess I'll check on the girls. *makes for H with camera in hand* Hopefull the dogs won't kill me.

[Longshanks]

(If they're not you - then you're on the list with Idaho and the rest ;) )

[Iben]

H

*Iben (who's still on a European time zone] is suddenly feeling very tired*

got anywhere a girl can crash Pixi?

[IdahoMR2man]

H

*Enters into house.* Girls are going to bed...I'm the only one still up. Oh well. I'm gonna smoke this fat doobage and then snuggle up next to Iben.

[Iben]

H

::goes to one of the bedrooms and snuggles up under the covers, but leaves the door unlocked in case someone wanna join her later ( ;) )::

night guys

[IdahoMR2man]

H

*Lights up joint, watches TV.*

[southern]

H
pass me a joint would ya?

[IdahoMR2man]

H

*passes doochie 'pon da left 'and side*

[southern]

H

*goes back to G*

[Longshanks]

G'night Mary Ellen.
G'night Grandma
G'night Southern Idaho, Iben et al

[southern]

G

night welshman:)

[ambrosia]

H

*After waking up, Ambrosia heads to H*

"I'm AWA..!"

*only to find everybody asleep*

Yeah... well... I need a shower anyway.

[IdahoMR2man]

H

You can come watch TV with me for the next 40 minutes, Ambrosia.

[ambrosia]

H

*Hops onto the couch beside Idaho and picks up a bowl of leftover popcorn from lastnights porno viewing sensation*

[IdahoMR2man]

H

Wanna hit o' this?

[ambrosia]

H

Of what?

[IdahoMR2man]

H

This doobie.

[ambrosia]

H

Doobie me up.

*Takes joint and begins to get dowsy again*

[southern]

G
*walks around nekkid*

[IdahoMR2man]

H

Well let me bring you up to speed. We found the bodies of Psychomike and JL Curtis today. Both were murdered. Then Psychomike's brother should up, Psychobill. So then while the rest of us looked for clues Sparhawk thought up a theory that when we pulled the fridge out of the lake yesterday the evil spirit of Iben of Old jumped into someone else. And that's whose been doing the killing. MEANWHILE, a fog rolled in and will be here for the next 16 hours or so. SOOOO we are all hanging out inside. BUTTT a mysterious video with no label showed up at the Smokie/Southern residence. SOOO we all watched it. It was just a buncha weird stuff. SO then the phone rings. Kris answers it. A voice said "You have 3 days to live". Now whenever someone takes a picture of Kris, Me, Sparhawk, Iben, or Pixi it is horribly disfigured. So Sparhawk and me made duplicate copies for each of us. THEN, while Spiderman_2k was going potty an unknown assailant broke through the window shatter tons of pieces into Sp_2k who is now very injured and is sleeping on the couch over there..... Now I am waiting out the storm and smoking endo until it's bed time in 30 minutes.

[Mr.Matinee]

the whole resort

*Walks around entire resort,looking for clues as to what's been happening...

[Rogue]

F

*walks down the hall wearing only a towel*


Helllllllo? Where is everyone?

[smokiechimp]

G

*Wakes up from his slumber* (It was a tireing walk) *See's Southern Nekkid*

"And All Is Right With THe World!"

*Goes Back To Sleep*

[southern]

G
well since everyone else is asleep i guess i'll go lie down too

*snuggles up in bed*:)

[cg124]

I

*goes to sleep*

[southern]

::have half the others even ever shown up in here?::

still at G;)

[Link]

N

Wow, this spa is great. And plugging the toaster right next to it, is also excellent!

(Ding)

[Mr.Matinee]

I

*Starts making a list of "strange" things that have been happening*

[dr_evil]

I

*Finally wakes up from 24 hour sleep period form hearing a noise from downstairs....goes downsairs*

Who's there

*see's Mr.Matinee making a list*

WTF has been happening here?